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New! eNewsletter! (Movers, Shakers and Comments That Sting) by Renee Ashley Baker

March 3, 2012

I’m NOW On Pinterest! At: http://pinterest.com/reneeashlybaker/pins/

YES–The post below will be my last “WordPress” post…..I, Renee Ashley Baker, am planning to “launch” a Newsletter that–will be–FREE (“free” meaning absolutely NO COST) to subscribers…..

My new “eNewsletter” will be 100% owned (and published) by R.A. Baker Book Publishing….

My new “eNewsletter” is seeking both Interview Subjects and Advertisers. Businesses (such as Manufacturers, Retailers, and Book Publishers) can pay for an “advertisement/feature story”.

My “eNewsletter’s ” demographics?
In a word “COMFORTABLE”. Readers will be ages 40 to 100 and will be happily employed, happily self-employed or happily retired and–will have annual incomes of $100,000 TO $1,000,000.

AND

“CALL HER MISS HOUSTON”

It is not for me to judge a talent like Whitney Houston. Only to listen and enjoy her singing (I know the words to all her songs). My RELATIVE—the “Grammy Award Nominee” –actually got to work with Whitney Houston when he worked as engineer on one of her songs.
For Miguel’s Bio Click Link: http://www.artistdirect.com/artist/miguel-scott/4161066

now scroll down to view the song I wrote called “WHITNEY’S SONG”….

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Sign Here: Say Yes To The Constitution–Say Yes To We The People

September 7, 2011

 

                                           S I G N    H E R E

  

       This free site offers citizens a way to push their own national cause which will be reviewed by the WHITE  HOUSE !   Click Link To Petition Site:http://www.whitehouse.gov/WeThePeople

 

             

            This free site also offers a regularly updated “Top 25″of its most popular petitions and also offers a way for citizens to push their own cause ranging from meaty to trivial.  Click Link To Petition Site:http://www.petitiononline.com/

PLUS

 READ FOR YOURSELF

       The truth about what Mexicans are doing to hurt this country. 

“Mexican drug lords are ruining this country but so are Mexican illegals….”  Read: “How illegal aliens are taking jobs….”. Click link to article: http://www.highbeam.com/doc/1G1-67773074.html

PLUS

QUOTE  OF  THE  DAY

“Jobs, jobs, jobs, jobs”….”Tea party at war with the American worker”….”Take these son of bitches out”….

Robert  Kennedy  STILL  can’t  stand  him  (Okay ?)

 

PLUS

READ RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S PROPOSAL TO REDUCE THE NATIONAL DEBT.  Click link: https://reneeashleybaker.wordpress.com/2011/09/02/potpourri-labor-day-hurricane-preparedness-cosmopolitan-ice-a-national-lottery-plus-tlc-and-spike-tv/

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Potpourri: Labor Day, Hurricane Preparedness, Cosmopolitan Ice, A National Lottery (Plus TLC and Spike TV)

September 2, 2011

 

 

Renee Ashley Baker will be “moving to France” to work in the Fashion and Beauty Industry (with Tiffany & Co and Chanel Corp) .

 

 

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No to Russell Crowe, No to Steven Spielberg,

 NO to all those I’ve previously said “NO” to.

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HAPPY  BIRTHDAY  TO  ME !

TO  TLC  AND  SPIKE  TV:

CABLE TV RIGHTS TO RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S CHRISTMAS/NEW YEARS/BIRTHDAY  “TV  SHOW”.

Asking Price:  $1.5  MILLION   (minimum)….

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READY PREPAREDNESS

Recent tragic events like storms (Irene), hurricanes (Joplin) and the big one (Katrina) strike hard.   PREPARE NOW!

http://www.herringtoncatalog.com/w453.html

 

 http://www.readybox.com/

 

http://www.redcrossstore.org/

 

kelty emergency lamp….

http://www.kelty.com/p-391-lumapivot.aspx

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P L U S

LABOR DAY PREPAREDNESS (GIANT ICE CUBES !)

The Tovolo King Cube Tray creates half a dozen drink-enhancing ice cubes….

http://www.cheftools.com/Tovolo-King-Cube-Silicone-Ice-Cube-Tray-Pink/productinfo/06-2375-03/

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A N D

RELAXATION PREPAREDNESS

HAMMOCKS!

Hatteras Hammocks: http://www.myhammock.com/products.asp?cat=42&utm_source=msn&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=myhammock.com&utm_content=Hatteras%20Hammocks&utm_term=hatteras%20hammock

Pawley Island Hammocks: http://www.myhammock.com/products.asp?cat=42&utm_source=msn&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=myhammock.com&utm_content=Hatteras%20Hammocks&utm_term=hatteras%20hammock

Hammock-To-Go:http://www.kaboodle.com/reviews/hammock-to-go-portable-hammock

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FINALLY

Sipping  Preparedness….

The Cherry Martini (Backyard Cocktail Party)

Cherry Martini Recipe: http://www.recipe.com/cherry-martini/

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WHAT TO THINK ABOUT ON LABOR DAY….

THE NATIONAL DEBT

Renee Ashley Baker’s Idea To Reduce The National Debt

 (at $500 million dollars a month)….

A National Lottery….

To GIVE AWAY  $1 million dollars per week.

25 million people would buy “lottery tickets” at $1 per ticket.

This–is how it would work. 

The U.S. Government would run this “National Lottery” on a website.  There would be a purchasing  limit of $5 per week (for five lottery numbers).  The purchaser (Player) would log on to the National Lottery website AND input name, address, and social security number.  Then pay–$5–via debit card or credit card.  Wait seven days for the “weekly drawing” (held in Washington DC where a “National Lottery official” would pull numbered balls out of a “drum”.)   Of course many more than 25,000,000 people would watch the “weekly drawing” to see who will be come that week’s millionaire.  A Millionaire A Week!

Players MUST HAVE a “valid” social security number  AND a “valid” State issued I.D. in order to “collect” his or her  winnings….

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and

RENEE’S  BIG  WIN ?

A MAN  — A HUSBAND  (via Janis Spindel Matchmaking Service)

HE MUST BE: Caucasian/Jewish and 50-70 Years Of Age…..

Renee has planned a wedding reception for 400 guests on a yacht (The Christina O!)  in the French Riviera….

Au Revoir

signed

Renee Ashley Baker

BLOG AD RATES! NEW & BETTER RATES!

September 8, 2009
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Renee Ashley Baker recommends I.D. Watch Dog

plus…..

DEAR ADVERTISERS:

RIGHT NOW READERSHIP IS MOSTLY UPSCALE (CELEBRITY AND MILLIONAIRE). HOWEVER, SOON I’LL BE PROMOTING THIS BLOG, WORLDWIDE, TO NEWSPAPERS AND MAGAZINES VIA BY EMMA.COM….
THOSE ADVERTISERS WHO WISH TO “GET ON BOARD” EARLY — THANK YOU.
SIGNED,
RENEE ASHLEY BAKER

Your Ad Here BR3ITN3R

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CORPORATE: 1 YEAR ($1200)

THEN CAME A LION….

July 29, 2009

“From Battle Creek….”

“Good-bye Robert McNamara” from Renee Ashley Baker

U.S. Secretary of Defense Robert McNamara
U.S. Secretary of Defense, Robert McNamara

plus….

Corn Flakes Superman Belt Box at  Neato Coolvill on flickr
Priceless by Marne Davis Kellogg

Breakfast cereal is now a $9 billion dollar business. But back in the day, when John Harvey Kellogg set out on a national health crusade, cereal had a more select fan club. In the late 1890s, Kellogg and other Seventh Day Adventists cooked up the first batch of cornflakes in his Battle Creek, Michigan, laboratory…. But breakfast -in-a-box really took off in 1949, after the Chairman of Kellogg’s happened to share a ride with with legendary adman Leo Burnett. Soon after the men joined forces to market cereal directly to kids. (Brightly packaged boxes helped–Norman Rockwell designed the one above, which hit store shelves in 1955–as did big spending on some of the earliest color TV commercials).*

P.S. ABOUT RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S FATHER….
Renee Ashley Baker’s father (Mr. Ashley) was a “LION”. He received “Good Service/Good Conduct Medals” from the U.S. Army. Renee Ashley Baker’s father (Mr. Ashley) also received a written “commendation” from President John F. Kennedy. Renee Ashley Baker’s father (Mr. Ashley) was also a “Mason”. Renee Ashley Baker’s father (Mr. Ashley) was also a “Seventh Day Adventist”….

*Special Thanks: Reader’s Digest (for passage on John Harvey Kellogg)

Alumni: NYU, Columbia, Harvard, plus Germany Memorial Day

May 20, 2009

 

                         Renee Ashley Baker’s  Universities….

Columbia UniversityNew York University

Harvard University

 

           10.  I, Renee Ashley Baker, attended two private colleges. 

                                               HELLO  ALUMS !

         To all those who attended New York University, Columbia University in New York, and Harvard University  I, Renee Ashley Baker, would like to run an advertisement for your business (your lawfirm, your apparel company, your day spa, your consulting firm, your hand bag company, your foundation, your restaurant, your travel agency, your mortgage company, your real estate brokerage, your software company, your fashion boutique, your art gallery, your photography studio, your architechtural firm, and your shoe company (aka Brown Shoe Company in St. Louis– Missouri).

               As you may know 70 Million People log on to the internet each day.  Approximately 700 Million People log on to the internet each week–worldwide.   (And–75% of all American households now have the internet).

               Also–as you may know a “display ad” in a local daily newspaper may reach 200,000 -500,000 readers (and can cost from $1,000-$10,000 for a one-time only run).  By contrast, an advertisement on a Blog can reach 70 million web-surfers/web shoopers each day and will cost far less than a newspaper ad.

             The minimum run on my Blog for small to medium size businesses  is 1 month ($200) and 3 months (for $600) and 6 months (for $1200).   Large “corporations” must buy for 12 months minimum (or $2400). 

               I, Renee Ashley Baker, look forward to hearing from you and I look forward to promoting your product or services.

              Very truly yours,

              RENEE ASHLEY BAKER

 

                      “25 Things About Renee Ashley Baker”

11.  I, Renee Ashley Baker, am giving my mother (Mrs. Ashley) an endowment (a chair) at Wellesley.  I, Renee Ashley Baker, am giving my father (Mr. Ashley) an endowment (a chair) at Harvard.

 12.       I, Renee Ashley Baker, will become a permanent citizen of Monaco Monte Carlo.

 13.     I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be Christie Brinkley….I, Renee Ashley Baker, will become a “SpokesModel” for 13 companies (including Hermes St. Louis Cristal) and I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be paid a “total” of $24 million dollars from these 13 companies.  (The Kennedys’ names will go on the $24 million dollar bank account)

   14.      I, Renee Ashley Baker, hate “American Idol” the tv show.

   15.      I, Renee Ashley Baker, hate “Coca-Cola”.

    16.   I,   Renee Ashley Baker, hate “California”.

plus….for the Holiday….. 

 

Bently GTC by Jeroenolthof on Flickr

Memorial Day Drive ( in the country?)…Try the new  Bentley 2009 GTC Convertible

Lobster Gram com

Memorial Day Dinner (in the city?)….Try Lobstergram.com

                         Plus….

                                  German Memorial Day ? Wall

                                                        

                                         FALL OF THE WALL

            I, Renee Ashley  Baker, am learning to speak fluent German;  I, Renee Ashley Baker,  plan to live in Germany (for a year or two);  I, Renee Ashley Baker,  have friends who are German and I, Renee Ashley Baker,  have “dated” German men ….Therefore– I, Renee Ashley Baker,  am “eligible”  right?….

           IT is my understanding that Germany has been seeking a “design” for what is being called the “Fall Of The Wall Memorial”.  

         This “memorial” all commemorate the “fall of the Berlin wall” (in 1989).  This  “memorial” is to be located right in the heart of Berlin on land that is approximately 3000 sq metres. 

          So….I, Renee Ashley Baker, would like to hereby –officially–submit, to the Culture Minister of Germany, my CONCEPT for the “Fall Of  The Wall Memorial”….

                                    “99 White Balloons”

                                                  by

                                     Renee Ashley Baker

         Copyright 2009 by Renee Ashley.   All Rights Reserved

            A WALL,  6ft tall,  made of newly invented “see through concrete” .    On top of the wall,  are 99 WHITE BALLOONS.  These 99 WHITE BALLOONS , made of glass and with white strings attached, are pulling “The Wall” up, up, up towards the right . On the ground, at  left , pushing “The Wall” upwards is a BLACK VOLKSWAGEN  BEETLE…..

      (Note:  My design, of course, is inspired by the 1984 song, “99 Luft Ballons” by Nena)

VIEW VIDEO:    “99 Balloons” by Nena

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQYQTFudrqc                              

                           HAPPY   MEMORIAL   DAY!

(Scroll Down To See “Millionaires Weekend Retreat”)

                       

ADVERTISE: ON PRODUCT OF THE DAY

May 6, 2009

 

                                Product of the Day…Flowers…Of Course

                                                 Whether….

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OR….

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                 “ALL MOMS LOVE FLOWERS ON “MOTHER’S DAY”

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   Photo:    “Cave Mom Mother’s Day Bouquet” by Renee Ashley Baker.  Taken With A Motorola Camera Phone….

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                          Advertisers Read On (scroll down)

ADVERTISERS…WELCOME!…ADVERTISERS…

April 22, 2009

 

                     (AN  OPEN  LETTER  TO  MADISON  AVENUE)

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  Dear  Ad   Men:

                   The time has come for me to “disclose” that my “love affair” with Madison Avenue began at the tender age of two.  For it was at that age (2) that I  learned eagerly the “jingles” of  my prodigious toddlerhood….

         At two, I can vividly remember singing, “Honey, honey, honey, honey, honey graham crackers”.  (It was taste NOT stardom that drove that nightly recitation).

            Next—came “Muriel” and “awe” (awe of the feminine wilds I’d emulate during “dress up play” while wearing my mother’s red lipstick and black high heels).

              Third– “See The USA In Your Chevrolet”.  This–brought about my constantly begging my father–my daddy– (Mr. Ashley) to take me for a ride in his “big car”.  (I loved that car and I was, alas, my daddy’s  “princess”.   Just the two of us–just me and my daddy– who–stood 6’2″, dressed like a banker–and who also, alas, drove a “Big Blue Buick” (not the Chevrolet the song “See The USA” sung about).

            At age 4—I learned that “Q was for Queen and for Quasar”.  (The Quasar whose colors would burst forth from the TV along with the ‘Quasar choir’s’ high notes).

                At ages 8, 9, and  10 you could always find me USING Noxema face cream –for beautiful skin– and Prell –for beautiful hair. (Lovely, I thought,  how that Prell pearl would fall slowly through that sea of green gel….Note:  Only two years earlier I had lost the “Mikimoto Pearl Ring”  that was a gift sent to me,  from my brother,  who was stationed in Japan. 

                   By ages 11 and 12—I was  “a blonde having more fun” (using “Breck”  shampoo and wearing my “white go go boots” and my “Marilyn Monroe  trademark beauty mark” that got me stares, which,  only now bring to mind the words  “Jail Bait”.

                     At age 13,   food came into play –On TV):  “Choosey mothers choose peanut butter”  (peanut butter is ‘still’ my favorite after ‘grahams’ and “Lorna Doones”).  I won’t forget “J-E-L-L-O” and “I can’t believe I at the whole thing” .  And , I’ll always remember “The Fisherman” (the Gordon’s fisherman)  who battled , at our house,  with  Van de Kemps….             

                 Whew!  That’s only a ‘few’ of my childhood memories…. Alas (I mean, hence) hundreds of companies and hundreds of advertisements have since passed.  I am , of course, “still” wearing the lipstick and the high heels and–I’m still blonde (see “The Mermaid” photo).   But—do I still “pay attention”  to Madison Avenue?   (I stared, in deep thought,  at my RCA 32″ color tv).

            “I’m a PC and I’m 4 years old” said the adorable Asian doll who had just sent (with one click) a digital photo to her parents cell…. 

       “Yes! Yes!” (I shouted) Dolly  Madison Avenue still belongs to Renee Ashley!

P.S.  I will be contacting Madison Avenue Advertising Agencies.  I need 100 advertisers/sponsors (to list and link) at $200 per month per advertiser.  NO “catering companies” — however–I will run ads for my favorites —such as “Albertson’s” (Supermarkets) and American conservatives  like Mark Levin  (a former U.S. Attorney and acerbic radio  host pictured in the  photo below)….Liberals are welcome but I’m critically hard on you guys….

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                ADVERTISERS—ADVERTISERS–ADVERTISERS—

WOULD YOU LIKE YOUR PRODUCT TO BE “PRODUCT OF THE DAY”?…..RUN AN AD ….FOR HER AND FOR HIM….

FOR  HER:

BEAUTIFUL  PINK  TECH-NAL

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VIVIENNE  TAM’S  PINK  DESIGNER  MINI  COMPUTER

(RENEE ASHLEY BAKER  HAS A VIVIENNE TAM  MINI COMPUTER.  HOW  BOUT  AN  AD  VIV?)

and….

BEAUTIFUL  PINK   TECH   NAILfrench-manicure-with-pink-hologram-by-reihimes-on-flickr1

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(Renee Ashley Baker’s  french  manicured acrylics done by the RITZ NAIL SALON in Boston….)

FOR HIM:

MANLY  SLEEK  BOAT

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ALLOY’S  “THE AD LIB”  MEGA YACHT  (100-140 ft)

(HOW ABOUT AN AD BOAT MANUFACTURERS?)

 and….

 MANLY  SLEEK  BODY

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NORDIC  TRACK  TREADMILL  3000

(HOW  ABOUT  AN  AD  GYM  EQUIPMENT  MAKERS?)

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CAN YOU NAME THE MOVIE THE SCENE BELOW IS FROM?

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Photo Above:  “HIS BY RENEE ASHLEY BAKER”  ( TAKEN BY RENEE ASHLEY BAKER WITH A MOTOROLA CAMERA PHONE).

      DEAR DOCUMENTARY FILMMAKERS: 

      I HAVE DISCOVERED THE “DOCUMENTARY CHANNEL” AND I LOVE IT!   IF — YOU ARE A PRODUCER AND YOU HAVE PRODUCED A DOCUMENTARY THAT WILL BE PLAYING ON THE DOCUMENTARY CHANEL (OR YOUR FILM IS CURRENTLY OR SOON TO BE IN MOVIE THEATRES) I WILL PROMOTE YOUR DOCUMENTARY FILM FOR YOU ON THIS BLOG FOR $500 PER MONTH. ….ALL OTHER ADVERTISERS READ ON…

DO–YOU HAVE A PRODUCT OR SERVICE YOU’D LIKE TO PROMOTE?….

1.  I AM NOW SEEKING ADVERTISORS (“SPONSORS”)FOR THIS BLOG.

2.  BLOG DEMOGRAPHICS: 

       a.  Celebrities and Millionaires

      b.  Men and Women earning $150,000-$250,000 a year

      c.  Men and Women earning $50,000-$75,000 a year

      d.  Readers/Web Surfers/Web Shoppers who enjoy EXCEPTIONAL PEOPLE, LUXURY GOODS, AND FINE MEALS.

 3.  BLOG CATEGORIES: 

             a.  Shop Online: (Fine Jewelry, Designer Clothing, Art Galleries, Luxury Real Estate)

             b.  Walk Right In: (Fine Furniture Stores, Electronics Stores, Computer Stores, Home Security Stores)

            c:  Parties and Proms: (  Limousines, Beauty Salons and Spas, Weddings)

           d.  Restaurants:  (Fine Dining)

4.  BLOG SPECIFICS:

          a.  Blog will post 3-5 days per week beginning June 1, 2009.

         b.  Ad must be placed by June 15, 2009.

   5.  BLOG  GUIDELINES:

        a.  No Nudity

        b.    No  Pornography

        c.   No  Personals/No Classifieds (I “hate” Craigslist)

7.   BLOG RATES

      a.  Cost:  $200  (For a “LISTING”  and a “LINK”)

      b.  Run:  30 Days

      c:  Place:  Contact Renee Ashley at: rbstudios@yahoo.com

                                                                                  

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P.S.  To My Readers:  I have removed all comments that are “too negative” and…. I have removed all comments that were in “bad humor” (such as the comment:  “Robert Kennedy fought Italians –the ‘SOPRANOS’….”.   I should have explained that it’s a Federal “inside joke”….Ha, Ha….

         As you all know—I am a “fan” of both DaVinci and Michaelangelo….)

P.S.P.S.  I’ll give a “free listing” to Jonathan Nicholas.com (for Madison Avenue photo) and to  BR3ITN3R on Flickr and to reihime’s on Flickr  (if they  wants it)….Do email me you three  and let me know!

     

    

                                                             

25 THINGS ABOUT RENEE ASHEY BAKER….

April 22, 2009

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25  Things About Renee Ashley Baker

1.  I, Renee Ashley Baker, was born in St. Louis Missouri.  I, Renee Ashley Baker, grew up in my mother’s four bedroom mini mansion which–had gold leaf wallpaper on the walls (like they have in the palaces of Europe).

2.  I , Renee Ashley Baker, began studying BALLET at the age of  7 and danced  ‘en pointe’ (on point) at the age of  9.

3.  I, Renee Ashley Baker, have a father whose father is of English and Welsh descent.

4.  I, Renee Ashley Baker, have a father whose mother’s lineage (descent) can be traced to the Isle of Harris.

5.  I, Renee Ashley Baker, am a photographer who once had my own dark room (and a Pentax 35mm and an Olympus 35mm).

6.   I , Renee Ashley Baker, have danced at clubs/discos (in New York) where royalty (Princess Diane von Furstenberg) and celebrities (Matt Dillon) were present.

7.  I, Renee Ashley Baker, plan to be an AMBASSADOR (like Pamela Harriman) .

8.  I, Renee Ashley Baker, can speak flluent English and French….I can say “No” in four languages….”no”, “non” “nyet” “nien”. (No to Qwest and No to Rita B Salon.  I do NOT want Qwest or Rita B Salon to sponsor  any Renee Ashley Baker website/blog.  I am staying with AT&T and with (Bliss Nail Spa and with the Ritz Hotel Nail/Hair Salon in Boston) .   AND….

9.  I, Renee Ashley Baker WILL do “product endorsements”.  I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be a ‘Spokes Model’  for the following 12 companies.  (I will HIRE the Ford Modeling Agency to represent me….).  Renee’s 12 companies:  AT&T, Microsoft, Yahoo, Hughes Direct TV, Chanel/Chanel Cosmetics, Creme de la Mer,  Haagan Das French Vanilla Ice Cream, Got Milk (the Dairy Board) Neiman Marcus, Moet Champagne/LVMH, Jimmy Choo and an “auto maker” (Mercedes Benz or General Motors ‘Buick’) 

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