Addendum Below ! Plus Donald Trump, Republican National Convention 2016, #RNC, John Glenn, Alek Trebek, Brad Pitt, Luxury Travel: Jetset, Under 30, Family, AARP 50+, Disney Cruise….

July 18, 2016

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CONGRATS !  SHOUT OUT !

(TO  BABY GIRL LILY ROTHSCHILD  !)

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Elle Fanning in Alexander McQueen

Taylor Swift in St Laurent

re: The ReneeAB9 Smiley Face Emoji Collection

(above Renee Ashley Baker’s “Test Design”; ReneeAB9 Low Top Sneakers For Women)

To The Resort, To The Yacht, To The Louvre Restaurant

To The Park, To The School, Feet up at the Office (U Rule)

To The Mall, The Salon , Or For TakeOut  U Bet

To The Country Club, To The Skating Rink, Or To See Me at

the  Met !  (lol )

re: THE RENEEAB9 SHOE COLLECTION

(Designed by Renee Ashley Baker)

The “ReneeAB9” shoe is not a “ballers” shoe (per se).  The ReneeAB9 shoe is fashion shoe for “players” of the “street-style  game”.   The ReneeAB9 shoe is for the Man (or Woman) who shops at Neiman Marcus and Barneys ; therefore I am not seeking “athlete” endorsers.  (So, No to Kobe Bryant, No to Venus , No to Serena, No to Oprah Winfrey, No to Tyra Banks, No To The Kardashians, No to Kanye West, No to Tyga, No to Beyonce, No to Rihanna, No to Mary Blige, No to Lil Kim,No to Brook Shields, No to Sean P Diddy, No to FUBU,  No to Donald Trump and No to Roger Federer –although I might like to talk to John McEnroe of New York).

2.   I, Renee Ashley Baker, will model (“endorse”) my own (ReneeAB9) shoe collection in Vogue, Harpers Bazaar, Glamour, Elle and WWD….( although, I, Renee Ashley Baker, will  be sending a free pair to Pippa & to her sister the Duchess….and maybe a free pair for “Baby  Snookems” aka HRH Princess Charlotte if– I decide to do a “children’s line”….)

P.S.  I , Renee Ashley Baker, shut down my “motion picture productions” because Colorado has been trying to “run/own/boss” my “motion picture projects”.  However, Colorado’s “blue collar poor”/ “Mexicans” /”Hobos”/”Crips”/”Bloods”/”Organized Crime” / “Kabala” is  not, NOT going to “run/own/boss”  ReneeAB9  ….

(ReneeAB9 and Celtic Lion/Manly Man Menswear is owned 30%  by Erma French Perfume and Design, by CP Irrevocable Trust,  and hopefully 70% owned by The Wertheimers.   No to Saks Stores as I, Renee Ashley Baker, want to sell exclusively through Neiman Marcus….)

P.S.P.S. “Champagne Socialite Cocktails” is owned 60% by CP Irrevocable Trust and 40% owned, hopefully,  by The Rothschilds….  Below ReneeAB9 High Top Sneakers For Women  (designed by Renee Ashley Baker).

 

Vault

Renee Ashley Baker’s  RNC Convention Photo Vault:

 

 

Donald Trump What Plagiarism Up Yours

Photo 1:  What Plagiarism ?   Up Yours ! 

Donald Trump He Aint Heavy Hes My Nominee

Photo 2:  He Ain’t Heavy He’s My Nominee

 

Donald Trump Thank You Im Huge

Photo 3:  Thank Youuuuuuuu !   I’m  Huge !

And…. somewhere across town…..

Photo 4 of Hillary Clinton after F.B.I. Director  Comey clears email  SNAFU….

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(above four photos created by Renee Ashley Baker with Photo Lab app )

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“Tee on Tuesday on Twitter”

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Donald Trump

 Republican National Convention 2016 !  

Live From Quicken Convention Center (in Cleveland)

On Thursday Night Donald Trump Accepts His Party’s  Nominination  (!!!)

      By the way, did I, Renee Ashley Baker, ever talk about my Cleveland connection ?  That being my “Aunt Mattie” who used to come to St. Louis Missouri, every year from Cleveland, to visit my Mother (Lady Irma/Erma) who was my Aunt Mattie’s “older sister”.    Anyway, it was my “Aunt Mattie” who was the most “girlie girl fun” any young girl could have.  Every night, before Aunt Mattie  went to bed she’d have me laughing while putting Ponds cold cream on her face and wearing her “baby doll night gown” (with the matching  “maribou satin mules and a silk hair scarf tied in a “bow” around her head)….Really!!!

      Anyway, I, Renee Ashley Baker, will “probably” watch the RNC this week.  I, Renee Ashley Baker, hope Donald Trump does two things (if he does nothing else) and that’s (1) Get rid of “terroism” and (2) Send Mexico out of the United States of America.  I, Renee Ashley Baker,  “can’t stand a Mexican”, because I never had anything to do with Mexicans and I can’t figure out what they (Mexicans in Colorado) keep “bothering” me for ?

 HAPPY  BIRTHDAY  (TO THE BIRTHDAY BOYS !!!)  

U.S. Astronaut John Glenn, 95

John Glenn

TV Game Show Host Alek Trebek, 76

-ALEX-TREBEK-

SO,

ARE THEY HEADED  FOR  DIVORCE ?

Brangelina in happier times

   Dear Brangelina:

    I, Renee Ashley Baker, as you know, am a huge fan of John Voight.  Years ago,  I actually paid to see Angelina in “Laura Croft” (but  due to “war” I was not able to see Angelina in “Salt”).  I, Renee Ashley Baker, am very very fond of you both (aka the “Pitt-Jolie Clan”) and I, Renee Ashley Baker, wish the best for both of you .    

 P.S.  And though I, Renee Ashley Baker, have now  painted  a “bullseye” on every “terrorists back”– Brad Pitt (the consummate actor) –actually made one terrorist “charming”…meaning the Irish “Francis”.   As  IRA terrorist “Francis McGuire”  Brad Pitt is “mesmerizingly charming”; his performance is unbelievable (and Treat Williams as the “New York mobster” isn’t chop liver).   Why then , I ask, is it that the “IRA” (Irish Republic Army) has a “knightly charm” but the middle eastern terrorists are believed to “have no heart”….???

   (I, Renee Ashley Baker, am  sorry I have to eliminate Brad from my “Tracks”  leading man “short list” as Brad is planning his own “hacker pic” about “Anonymous”….

P.SP.S.  Brad (with or without the kids and Angie) is still invited to dinner.

The Devils Own

Brad Pitt in the Devils Own

NOW…..

LAST CALL FOR END OF SUMMER TRAVEL….

(below Mecox Bay Long Island)

MeCox Bay Long Island

WANT  AUGUST RESORT TRAVEL ?  

Here Are Some Suggestions by Renee Ashley Baker  

Nihiwatu Indonesia

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 GoldenEye Jamaica

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UNDER 30 (and on a budget?)

 Check Out The New Generator Hostels

  Stockholm

Generator Hostel Stockholm

 

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ENTIRE  FAMILY  TRAVELING ?

 Why not Disney’s Big Red, Black , and White (Mickey Colored) Boat:

Disney Cruise Lines

 Shout Out Disney:  How about a “Family Foodie Cruise” (hosted by who else?)

ABC’s  Carla Hall !

Chef Carla Hall

WANT TO TRAVEL  AARP  50 +  ?

 Then snorkling and partying in Hawaii is for you !

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snorking in Honolulu

Hanauma Bay

 

AARP Travel

Expedia is the best ! (It’s a Disney owned company !)  

NOW PACKING MUST HAVES

For Her:  Sandals

for beach and for nightclub 

Jackie Kennedy in Jack-Rogers

 

Blinged Jack Rogers with Swarovski Crystals

(above the fabulous Jackie O wearing Jack Rogers sandals for day;  also above a “blinged out pair of Jack Rogers w/Swarovski Crystals)

 WHAT TOILETRIES TO PACK ?  

For Her:

Chanel Hair No 5 Parfum Mist  

Chanel no 5 parfum cheveau hair mist

For Him:

Molton Brown Water Mint Body Wash

Molton Brown Water Mint Body Wash for Men

For Her and Him:  

La Roche Posay Athelios Ultra Light Sunscreen SPF 60

 

La Roche Posay Athelios Ultra Light Sunscreen SPF 60

NOW…..

WITH THAT TAKEN CARE OF…. LET’S WATCH THE CONVENTION…. (SHALL WE ?)

#JeSuisNice (says Renee Ashley Baker) 

Renee Ashley Baker Viva La Resistance

 

         (SCROLL  DOWN  FOR  “TERRORISTS  BEWARE !”)

 

“#Je Suis France” “Let’s Get Radical” #Nice #France #Viva La Resistance !

July 18, 2016

 

 

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Belgian Army Soldier 2016

 

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“Je  Suis  France” 

 

     and….

   Designed by Renee Ashley Baker

   (For ReneeAB9 at Zazzle.com)

     For New York

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       For Him

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            For Her

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COMPLETED: #Nice #France Attacks #PrayForFrance #VivaLaResistance #Safety and Security (for Self and Home) #Terrorists Attacks

July 15, 2016

 

“I am sick of this !!!”  signed  Renee Ashley Baker …. #PrayForFrance  but arm yourselves France !  Shout Never again !   Shout Viva la resistance !    (don’t dare  lol !!!)

        I, Renee Ashley Baker, grew up in a house (a St. Louis mini-mansion) that had a firearm (a gun) in it.  This “gun” was always kept in my Mother’s bedroom chest of drawers.  As I, Renee Ashley Baker, have said many times, my brother James (who served 28 years in the U.S. Air Force and who did 1 or 2 tours in Vietnam) did secret work for the U.S. Secret Service.  The firearm (the gun) that my brother James used in his “U.S. Secret Service”  mission (a 32 cal snub nose police special purchased in Germany) was given by my brother James to my Mother Lady Irma/Erma  for  “house protection”.  This firearm (gun) was kept in mother’s chest of drawers wrapped in a soft maroon colored cloth with a box of bullets kept right next to it.  (The firearm/gun was kept “un-loaded”).  Of course, in NYC (in 2016) I, Renee Ashley Baker, will get “weapons training” aka firearms training aka gun training at a NYC “firing range”.

 FRANCE — France needs to start the “deportation process” (right away !!!).  Would it be reminiscent of the “Japanese Internment Camps” in the United States?  No, because France is not “interning nor confining” but is instead “deporting”.  Who should be deported?   All “suspicious”  (let’s call a spade a spade then deport him….okay?).  France should now “mandate” that all “foreigners”(residing in France) be made to “obtain” a “new I.D./Green Card” which will require:

(a) Thorough background check with fingerprints 

(b) “Ten” references (from social and business associates).

 (c)  Five years of residence in France required to get the “new I.D./Green card. (Terror cells act within 2-5 years), and

(d) Disclosure of any and all “weapons/firearms” owned.

MUSLIMS AND FRANCE–Why are Muslims in France?  This may sound “ignorant” to some but what do Muslims want to live in France for?  Isn’t the very “culture” of France (the “joie de vivre” culture) contrary to everything Muslims believe ?  Doesn’t the Parisienne  life conote  free spirit, free love, free sex (and extramarital affairs which are the stuff of Paris legend ).   The Paris France partying, nightlife, champagne, and high fashion (French couture vs The Burka? ).  

MUSLIMS AND POPULAR CULTURE (CLICK LINK):

http://www.pewforum.org/2013/04/30/the-worlds-muslims-religion-politics-society-science-and-popular-culture/

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SAFETY AND SECURITY (Self, Business and Home)

Below are some of the Safety and Security Products that will help the French (among others in this “aggressive” terrorist climate we all “now” live in….)

Safety for Self and Home

  1.  For  House  Protection (or  Concealed Carry):

Walther w/laserlyte (click link below):

Walther® Laser Sight

2.   For Personal Safety (For Him and Her):  

Pepper Spray (for keychain or iphone)

Mace Pepper Spray Key Chain For Men

 

FOR BUSINESS OWNERS:  

Tactical Gas Mask

 A Special “Police Permit” is needed for Business Owners/Shop Owners to buy “Tear Gas Cannisters” (and masks) to keep in their “safe rooms”.

FOR AUTOMOBILE:  

Dash Cam Pro (can be purchased online worldwide)

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2.  For Automobile

A Tactical Light by Bell & Howell  (Good for travelers to pack in luggage)

Tac Light by Bell and Howell

 

3.  For Auto (and Home) Pepper Spray Flashlight 

Cobra Stun Light

FOR HOME:

Security Cams with apps

 

D Link Camera

 

SwannEye-Camera-App

 

Night Owl Pro

 

and below Honeywell Day Night Surveillance Cams

 

Honeywell Day Night Surveillance Cameras

2.  FOR HOUSE EXTERIOR SURVEILLANCE….

The Ring Doorbell Cam  (Just $199 at Target Stores )

Ring Doorbell Cam

 

Ring Doorbell Cam

 

 

NOW….

WHAT  SECURITY  EXPERTS  SAY:

Gavin de Becker security expert

Click Link Below To Amazon’s Gavin de Becker Page:

http://www.amazon.com/Gavin-de-Becker/e/B001HCVD06/ref=sr_tc_2_0?qid=1468603572&sr=1-2-ent

 

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Click Link Below To Amazon’s Paxton Quigley Page:

http://www.amazon.com/Paxton-Quigley/e/B001KCN7ZM/ref=sr_tc_2_0?qid=1468603793&sr=1-2-ent

SO, THAT’S IT FOR TODAY….

THE  END

hOW tO sURVIVE

NOW….

ABOUT  THIS  BLOG….

Renee Ashley Baker Blogger

 

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This blog “About Renee Ashley Baker” has had  between 2,900,000 – 6,000,000 views…. 

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Above Renee Ashley Baker’s France House….

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NOW…

SCROLL  DOWN  FOR  MORE “ABOUT  RENEE  ASHLEY  BAKER”  )

For The “Air” Man….

Reneeab9 graphic arts high top for men

 

DB Cooper News Below…Plus Selfies (Of Renee Ashley Baker)… Plus view The Graphic Art Collection by ReneeAB9…..

June 29, 2016

 

 

NRenee Ashley Baker Golden Dragon

July 13, 2016

To The Worldwide Press & Public 

Re: Renee Ashley Baker GOLD (without the “entertainment industry”)….

My Mother (Lady Irma/Erma) was the real “gold finger” as she wore tons of  real 24kt  gold jewelry on her fingers.  My Mother (Lady Irma/Erma) also wore real 48kt gold jewelry which, you can only buy in Europe.  I, Renee Ashley Baker, wore “real gold jewelry” (12kt-24kt) from the time I was 7 years old  as I, Renee Ashley Baker, got my ears pierced when I was 7 years old and my Mother–Lady Irma/Erma –bought me  my first pair of pierced earrings ( they were 12kt gold crucifixes).   I, Renee Ashley Baker, also wore real 24kt gold jewelry when I was in “high school”  but–I’ve stopped wearing “real jewelry” as I don’t want to “round a corner” and get robbed (i.e. “mugged”).  What I, Renee Ashley Baker,  would like to do is design a line (a collection) of “sunglasses” for Swarovski (the “royal” Austrian jewel family).

 What  Say  Swarovski?

 P.S.  I, Renee Ashley Baker, am very “International”.   When I, Renee Ashley Baker, was a high school student (attending the rich Denver Crestmoor Park George Washington High School);  I, Renee Ashley Baker, was  very “Swedish”.   All the “rich Jewish girls” at George Washington High School wore their long hair “Swedish style” and wore “Swedish clogs” on their feet.  Of course I, Renee Ashley Baker, wore my hair “Swedish style” and wore “Swedish clogs” on my feet….

P.S. P.S.  The “entertainment industry” has always been “tinsel” (not gold).  Why “still” Tinsel?  Because the “entertainment industry”–because California–is NOW being run by Colorado’s blue collar poor, by Colorado’s “poor Mexicans” (aka Juarez) by Colorado’s Crips, by Colorado’s Bloods, and by Colorado’s “organized crime”….and….this is why Charlize Theron will receive a “cease and desist order” from the U.S. Attorney telling her that she will not be working with Renee Ashley Baker.

Below Swedish Clogs Circa 1970

Swedish clogs

DB Cooper

NEWS !     F.B.I.  closes case on DB Cooper…

     In 1971 DB Cooper supposedly jumped from a Boeing 727, somewhere between Seattle and Reno, with $200,000 in “extorted” money.  Capt William Scott, was the pilot flying the 727 over “Tina/Tena Beach” when DB did his “eject-O” thing.  F.B.I. , at that time, coordinated an “aerial search” using fixed-wing aircraft and helicopters from the Oregon Army National Guard along the entire flight path which–was known as Victor 23 (not  Vector 23)….

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Above, New Photos of Renee Ashley Baker !!!  

Selfies of Renee Ashley Baker photographed on July 9, 2016  while I was watching “Mercury Rising” on TV….

#NO make up and #NO Filter….

 

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FYI:  “CP Irrevocable Trust” will be receiving the “out of court settlement” of $90 mil to $140 million….Now View New “The Graphic Arts Collection” debuting  exclusively at ReneeAB9 (on Zazzle)…

View  New Shoes (For Her and Him), Speakers, Headsets,  Men’s Ties and a Knight’s Messenger Bag Below….

 

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VisIt Store (click link here):   

http://www.zazzle.com/reneeab9

http://www.zazzle.com/reneeab9/collections

p.s.  I, Renee Ashley Baker, don’t want Mexicans to buy….Mexicans can leave what Renee Ashley Baker does alone…..

PLUS…A  NEW  VIDEO  BY   RENEE ASHLEY BAKER…..

 

SHOUT OUT TO L:     You (and your Mom) are still invited to “dinner at my condo at 50 U.N. Plaza”.  (I have no projects for you at Warner Bros nor at Universal).

SHOUT OUT TO B & A:   You (and all the kids) are invited to dinner at my condo at 50 U.N. too (but I have no “directing job” for  “A” although she should probably continue directing….).

 SHOUT OUT TO “THE HOLLYWOOD FOREIGN PRESS ASSOC”:   I  don’t want that “CBS audience” (that “sick killer TV series” audience) that has taken over TV viewership…SO, I, Renee Ashley Baker, won’t be working for 3-5 years….

Bruce Willis and Renee Ashley Baker

 

Renee Ashley Baker GQ cover

 

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SHOUT OUT TO BRUCE WILLIS:

 Hi Bruce:  I can’t wait to get that “Die Hard” script starring Bruce Willis and Renee Ashley Baker….(“Die Hard” will be Renee Ashley Baker’s movie debut…meaning “NO” to Rihanna….) and  P.S.  There was no “Emma Karn”….

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FYI:  re: Twitter Tuesday:

For each of my three Tee on Tuesday “tweets”   I, Renee Ashley Baker,  used exactly  56 characters…..

411:  SINCE 2003, I, Renee Ashley Baker, have cost the “entertainment industry” (meaning motion pictures, music, satellite TV, and ebooks) 13 billion dollars (meaning 1 billion dollars a year….)  

 

     SHOUT OUT TO THE ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY:

Something is very very wrong when Colorado wants to set up a “business deal” (a movie deal) with Arnold Schwarzenegger but hates (hates !) the name “Kennedy” (!!!).

      I, Renee Ashley Baker, realize that I’ve “lost friends” but–so what.    

     After I, Renee Ashley Baker, get my “civil settlement”  of $90 mil-$140 mil dollars (through the U.S. Justice Department) I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be the one to “cross the street”.  

     BACKSTORY:  There are those who work in the “entertainment industry” who remember me , Renee Ashley Baker, “making the rounds”.    (I, Renee Ashley Baker, walked around Beverly Hills and Century City wearing a “gingham mini dress”, wearing a pair of black cross strap high heels that I had seen on Princess Diana, wearing purple lipstick and wearing purple “John Lennon sun glasses” ;     and –do believe– that I, Renee Ashley Baker, was wearing my hair in a “huge” ash blonde/ash brown  French roll !!!).

     Because of Denver’s “shake down” (Colorado’s strong arm extortion) I, Renee Ashley Baker,  can never work with the “entertainment industry professionals” that I had been “going around   to see”.  

(and still “NO” to Meryl Streep, No to Universal Studios, No to CBS Network, No to Paramount, No to Charlize Theron,No to Taraji P Henson, NO to OWN Network, No to Oprah Winfrey, No to Madonna’s company  and NO to Forest Whitaker and NO to Tidal….)…. 

READ MORE ENTERTAINMENT NEWS:  

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       MICHAEL JACKSON NEWS:

Click link below to read the latest news on Michael Jackson (Michael Jackson “was” with the “real” entertainment industry and not with the “sex offender/hobo/Crip/Blood/Juarez Drug Dealer” entertainment industry that Colorado keeps trying to put me with….)  I’d say Colorado and Renee Ashley Baker are real  “Ememies”   and  not phony “Frenemies”)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3655438/Why-did-13-years-proof-Jacko-s-depravity-revealed-Mail-knows-pictures-police-raid-Neverland-home-disturbing-just-released-shatter-protestations-innocence.html

     I, Renee Ashley Baker, won’t use Universal, nor NBC, nor Decca, nor will I use “the Jackson’s lawyer” ….I don’t NEED “the Jackson’s lawyer !!! ….. (However, I, Renee Ashley Baker, am keeping AT & T….)

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Ford Model Agency

   I,  Renee Ashley Baker,  will “hire” Ford Modeling Agency (aka Katie Ford) to find me a “male model” to launch my menswear line  “Manly Man/Celtic Lion”…..

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In  his  “Historia  Animalium”  (ca 400 BC)  Aristotle mentioned the ability of what “animal” to “change its color” for  both  “camouflage”  and for “signaling” ? 

Read Down For The Answer….

Fathers Day

    re: My Father–My Daddy–aka  Mr. Ashley

     I, Renee Ashley Baker, “walked” at 7 months old and before I even started kindergarten I, Renee Ashley Baker, could read and write “words” and all because my Father–My Daddy– (Mr. Ashley) “taught me”.    My father–My Daddy–aka Mr. Ashley (and his bourgoisie family) were all big on “education”.  My Father’s (Mr. Ashley’s) brothers were all Army Men (and “Masons”) and they all moved, in the late 1950’s,  to the wealthy St. Louis suburb of “Kinloch”.    My Father–My Daddy–aka Mr. Ashley and my Mother (Mrs Ashley aka Lady Irma/Erma) had bought new furniture (from Stix, Baer, & Fuller department store in St. Louis) and had “made plans” to move to the St. Louis suburb of “Kinloch”–but–my Mother (Lady Irma/Erma) had to “change plans” and bought–instead–the “mini-mansion” that had been brought over –piece by piece–from France (brought over by a “wealthy Jewish St. Louis Judge”….)    Anyway, back to My  “Daddy” (Mr. Ashley).   My Father– My Daddy–Mr. Ashley must have been a “hump back whale” (because my brother “James” was a “shark”)…My Father–My Daddy–Mr. Ashley–must have been a “Lion” because my brother  “James” was a “Panther” (which–is funny because my brother James loved a “white wine” that he’d discovered while he was living overseas (in Germany) and this “white wine” was named  “Swarze Katz” aka “Black Cat”….)    Anyway,  My Father–My Daddy–Mr. Ashley took me everywhere with him (of course,  I, Renee Ashley Baker, would cry and “throw fits” if he didn’t).  So, my Mother (Lady Irma/Erma) would “dress me up” (in one of the beautiful Stix Baer Fuller / Famous Barr  “dresses” that she’d bought for me–with my father Mr. Ashley’s money–) and My Father–My Daddy–Mr. Ashley–would take me to his “haberdashery”  (his tailor)  where he’d have his suits tailored/altered/fitted.   My Father–My Daddy–Mr. Ashley  would take me to the “tobacco shop” where he’d “buy cigars and pipe tobacco” (and where I, Renee Ashley Baker, saw my first “wooden Indian”….).  My Father–My Daddy–Mr. Ashley  was a “veteran” of the U.S. Army and  was also a “golfer” who would “golf” on the golf courses in St. Louis Missouri.  And –like I said– My Father–My Daddy–Mr. Ashley  was a “Mason” (who wore a “ring” and who would often go to the Masonic Lodge in St. Louis Missouri).  My Father–My Daddy–Mr. Ashley liked and “respected” Jews as I, Renee Ashley Baker, was born in the rich Jewish hospital in St. Louis Missouri (Barnes Jewish Hospital);  And further respecting Jews  he (Father/Daddy/Mr. Ashley)  drank Manischewitz Wine (which I, Renee Ashley Baker,  was allowed to “taste” and grew to like because it tasted just like “grape juice” !!!).    My Father–My Daddy–Mr. Ashley would pack my “rocking horse” in the trunk of his big, important “1953  Buick” (the same car that billionaire Howard Hughes drove) and he and my Mother (Lady Irma/Erma) would take me to “play” in  Forrest Park.  (In fact, there is no memory more vivid than my riding in my Daddy’s big blue “1953   Buick”   as it moved slowly through the big tall trees of Forrest Park !!!).  In later years, My Mother (Lady Irma/Erma) told me that my father’s Mother (a grandmother I never knew) was of “Welsh” descent.  I have placed this grandmother–Grandmother Harris–as being from the “Isle of Harris”.  (Is this right ?….I hope so, that way I can be “related” to the brilliant and crusty Irish actor “Richard Harris” !!!  LOL !!!)  Anyway, “Happy Father’s Day”  to all the “Daddies” around the world.

 Signed

 Renee Ashley Baker  

P.S.  Below  “The Devil’s Brigade”  photographed by Renee Ashley Baker

(Tell me, what is that “cloaked” thing in the “painting” in the background ?  Is it:

 A squid ?   A cuttlefish ?    An octopus ?  A  what ?  ….)

The Devils Brigade photographed by Renee Ashley Baker

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VIEW RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S NEW WEBSITE:

http://www.reneeashleybaker.me/

above Rothschild Crest (click link above to view Renee’s new website):

50 United Nations Plaza

(above Renee Ashley Baker’s NYC residence which–belongs to C P Irrevocable Trust and below Renee Ashley Baker FRANCE HOUSE which–hopefully can get a mortgage –from the Rothschild Bank….)

Cote d Azur

NYC CAP

 DEMO “911” (Chase Scene) written and sung by Renee Ashley Baker

«911 Chase Scene» by Renee Ashley Baker
©2016 by CP Irrevocable Trust
note: Lyrics won’t be in this foot chase scene–middle eastern instrumental music only!!!
(chorus)
911, what is your emergency?
Man with a gun, tell em it’s an urgency
Stay on the line, I dont think he’s gonna play
Mack with a 9, that is what he came to say
911, what is your emergency?
Man with a gun, tell em it’s an urgency
Hang on the line, I dont think he’s gonna play
Mack with a 9, that is what he came to say
911 what is your emergency?
Man with a gun, crazy as he wanna be
Plays like a spoof, trying to rehearse his lines
Man on the roof, saying that he lost his mind
Poor Charlie END–O
Doesn’t have a friend so
Plotting a new trend yo
Sighting through a window
Living was so last year
Charlie wants to smell fear
Now its coming all clear
Aiming at a TALL Deer

  

“TRACKS” (Theme Song)
lyrics and melody by Renee Ashley Baker
copyright 2016 by CP Irrevocable Trust
TO BE SUNG BY CHET HANKS ?
(in a slow jazzy style)
V.O. (Operator)
“911 What is your emergency?”
SOUND (Ambulance siren–the European kind)
(verse 1)
Gold into wine
They’ll never break me
Blood from the vine
They didn’t «MAKE» me
Starting at One
Then count to zero
Man with a gun
Testing a HERO
(chorus)
I’m not here, I’m on the SUN
I’m not leaving, GOT to run
Nine—One—One
(verse 2)
Me adding you
Right calculation
Heart beating too
Right palpitation
Smell of her hair
I’ll only wonder
If she’s aware
I’m coming like thunder
(chorus)
I’m not here, I’m on the SUN
I’m not leaving, GOT to run
Nine—One—One
(music interlude–bridge–instrumental)
(verse 3)
Wave of my hand
Just like Houdini
Swimming through sand
Blink like a Genie
World spinning round
They’d like to STOP it
All Crashing Down
If-I-Should-Drop-It
(chorus)
I’m not here, I’m on the SUN
I’m not leaving, GOT to run
Nine—One—One
(THE END)
If produced “Tracks” will hopefully star Michael Keaton, Kate Hudson, Renee Ashley Baker, and Mel Gibson.  Mel Gibson, hopefully will Direct.  Renee Ashley Baker will “Executive Produce” and Disney will release under the banner: “Walt Disney Presents: A Renee Ashley Baker Production, Directed by Mel Gibson…..”

UPDATE:    

 I, Renee Ashley Baker, won’t be doing any “motion picture projects” until my Neurologist in NYC) clears me to do so.  And then, I, Renee Ashley Baker, will only work for 20th Century Fox and Disney Corp.  (No to CBS Network.  No to Television).   

2.  If, I can’t get Michael Keaton then my choices for the “male lead” are Brad Pitt and Christian Bale (for this Disney motion picture, which, hopefully will be directed by Mel Gibson).

 3.  I, Renee Ashley Baker, actually made a “DEMO” ;  check it out below….

 All songs for the movie “TRACKS” will be co-owned by  CP Irrevocable Trust, Chet Hanks and Sony/Columbia Music.
PLUS….ALSO BY RENEE ASHLEY BAKER

.“J”

by

Renee Ashley Baker

(copyright 1973, 2003)

        So, there they sat, ‘staring’ at one another.  “J” red headed and math smart and worked as a ‘teller’ down at the bank, was sitting in the Ford and in the other truck ‘Lilly’ who counted on her fingers and on her toes sat  in the GM but was ‘smart’ only at ‘locking and loading’.  I glared at one then the other as I stood squeezed between the four headlights on the two 4 x 4 pick ups (that now faced each other).  I had signed off shift at exactly 12 midnight and was all of two blocks from my house when a call came over the ‘CB’ :  Somebody had seen “J” turning up the drive toward Lilly’s house……( “All Great, Small, Hell and DamnATION !”)……  As I looked around, I figured that “J” had come to move the rest of  Vinton’s stuff out of the house and had ‘backed’ into the driveway instead of  ‘pulling in head first’.   Lilly must have been making time ‘SPEEDING’  back from her Mother’s house –which– was at least an hour’s drive away; speeding just so she could block ‘J’s  truck’  off in the driveway and do “what?”.    I looked at one; then the other.  At  blonde ‘Lilly’ then back at red headed  “J.    “J”  probably knew that Vinton had taken the ‘shotgun’ out of the house; but what “J” probably DIDN’T  know was that ‘Lilly’ kept a loaded 38 caliber snub nose Smith & Wesson –a police special–taped under the dashboard of her truck.  And me ( standing in the middle, while it ‘dripped’ rain) I, hadn’t  UN-holstered my service weapon.  I don’t know what had transpired during the time, the 20 minutes, that it took me to drive up the mountain–in the pouring rain; but there they sat,  “J” the ‘green eyed’ monster;  and Lilly with the blue eyes (who could ‘lock and load’)….

     I, looked at one; then the other.  The badge pinned on my ‘black’ Stetson faced “J” , then ‘Lilly’.  The ‘silver star’ shined at one, then the other.  At “J” , then at “Lilly”.  It shined from the “glare”  of both their eyes…..  

                                                       V.O.

                            (9 words, spoken at a whisper)

             Please don’t take him just because you can…

                                       FADE OUT   (THE  END)

BACKSTORY:  When I, Renee Ashley Baker,  first wrote this “music video” (back in 1973) of course, I cast myself in the role of “Jolene”.  (Funny how at that time I was even using the “product named Jolene” to color (to bleach) my eyebrows “chestnut red” to match my “chestnut red” hair weave….) However, in these past years, I’ve “changed”  and “grown” and decided that one day I’d like to “direct” and began casting myself in “secondary” even supporting roles…(like the “sheriff” maybe) so that I, Renee Ashley Baker, could in fact, “direct”.

sheriff star on hat

Dolly Parton

BELOW….MUCH  LOVE  TO   FAMILY….

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Mother Rose Kennedy 2

Happy Birthday

President John F Kennedy with brother Robert F Kennedy

First Lady Jackie Kennedy at President Kennedy  Arlington Grave Site

HAPPY  BIRTHDAY  PRESIDENT JOHN F. KENNEDY !!!

Caroll OConnor and Crew In The Heat Of The Night

1956 Chevy Pick Up

PLUS….

NEW DESIGN BY RENEE ASHLEY BAKER….

 “CHECK IT OUT !!!”  the  “NEW HOODIE !!!”  by  ReneeAB9 !!!….

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ANNOUNCEMENTS !      ANNOUNCEMENTS !   

 Announcement

  RE: PAYROLL  SHAKEDOWNS

READ HOW SHOWBUSINESS “PAYROLL” SHAKEDOWNS WORK  (THIS IS WHAT COLORADO HAS BEEN TRYING TO PULL FOR 12 YEARS (SINCE 2003 !!!) click link below:

http://articles.latimes.com/1988-06-05/news/mn-6712_1_hollywood-labor

READ HOW MOTION PICTURE INDUSTRY CROOKS “SET UP” MOVIE PRODUCTIONS VIA DURESS (click link below):

http://www.ew.com/article/2002/06/05/feds-target-producers-seagal-travolta-movies

 

Announcement

 

 

Moore News!

This “Webpage” Will Remain On Until I’ve Arrived In NYC…. (So, No to Gigi Hadid, No to David Foster (No to Oprah Winfrey, No to Own Network, No to Susan Sarandan, No to Amal, No to George Clooney, and No Sale To Tom Hanks and No Sale To Tom Cruise. No to CBS, No to Paramount, No to Warner Bros, No to Universal, No to Decca, No to Chris and No to 50 Cent’s owning with Chet and always No to Robert DeNiro).

P.S.  I, Renee Ashley Baker, cannot stand Mexicans.  I don’t want Mexicans to “buy”.

No to Beyonce, No to Rihanna, No to Zendaya, No to Karueche, No to Brittany Spears, No to Miley Cyrus, No to Madonna.  No to Meryl Streep, No to Charlize Theron, No to CBS Network, No to Paramount and No to Gale. (Gale/Gayle/Gail had better leave the Renee Ashley Baker websites alone !  ) 

MOORE  PHOTOGRAPHS  BELOW   OF   RENEE  ASHLEY  BAKER  

(photographed from 2011-2016)

Renee Ashley Baker in St Louis Missouri

renee-ashley-baker-self-portrait 2011

renee-ashley-baker-the-mermaid-2013

Renee Ashley Baker Princeton cap 1

Renee Ashley Baker Princeton cap 2

Renee Ashley Baker Princeton cap 3

Renee Ashley Baker Princeton cap 4

AND…

“A56-7W” by Renee Ashley Baker

 A cell phone video “tribute”to Jan Michael Vincent

(although the color isn’t good….)

Announcement

OPEN  LETTERS  BELOW

ABOUT  THE  OUT  OF  COURT  SETTLEMENT

  I, Renee Ashley Baker, am expecting to receive (for physical/financial injury) an amount of  $90 million dollars-$140 million dollars  in a “out of court civil settlement”  to be negotiated by the U.S. Justice Department in Colorado.  (Details may come later).  

2.  The $90 million dollars -$140 million dollars will be deposited in Rothschild Bank.  (Deposited in “Certificates of Deposit” which are to be owned by C P Irrevocable Trust).  

3.  I, Renee Ashley Baker, am getting the $90 million dollars – $140 million dollars because I “cannot work” and I “will not” take jobs.  I, Renee Ashley Baker, am NOT FOR HIRE.  I, Renee Ashley Baker, do plan to be the NEXT BIG “socialite in NYC”.  (In two years I, Renee Ashley Baker will “launch” Celtic Lion/Manly Man Menswear and Champagne Socialite hopefully with The Wertheimers and The Rothschilds and Neiman Marcus exclusively for Celtic Lion/Manly Man Menswear….)

 4.  I, Renee Ashley Baker, will NOT have (not alllow)  “the entertainment industry” into my homes in New York and in France. SO–STAY OUT SHOWBUSINESS (!!!).

5.   I, Renee Ashley Baker, am “sick and tired” of this country’s “poor” taking over “industries” that are supposed to be “run by the rich”.  (I, Renee Ashley Baker, am NOT a “communist” –I am a Democrat…..)

June 8, 2016

To The  F.B.I. and to The Worldwide Press & Public:

re:  Amal Clooney (and No To Gigi Hadid and No to David Foster)

1.  Denver Organized Crime and “The Crips” are trying to “claim” an “association” with Amal and George Clooney.  Whether this is true or not, I, Renee Ashley Baker, must say “NO” to any and all “business relationships”  with Amal and George Clooney.  Simply–because–Colorado “criminals” are trying to “duress” me to “sell” to George Clooney (and you know how many times I, Renee Ashley Baker, have said NO to George Clooney on this website).

 2.  I, Renee Ashley Baker, plan to do most of my “United Nations” work (through The Erma Foundation) in Eastern Europe and in Western Europe which–is very different from Amal and George Clooney’s “Africa” work.  

3.  I, Renee Ashley Baker, am here in Denver “being bothered” by Colorado –by Cowtown “organized crime” —  and I, Renee Ashley Baker, will “tell, tell, tell” (the world) everything that this  “crooked cowtown”  has been trying to do.  (Amal Clooney  cannot be “fit” to serve on a “U N Commission Inquiry Panel” into “wrong doing”  if-IF–she’s a part of such “garbage”….Can she ?)

COLORADO  MUST   STOP !!!

 COLORADO MUST LEAVE THE “ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY” ALONE !!!

P.S.  I, Renee Ashley Baker, will not use Amal Clooney to help with my wardrobe (I have Karl Lagerfeld at Chanel) and I, Renee Ashley Baker, will not use  Amal Clooney to help with my “presentation” to The Hague  (which, I, Renee Ashley Baker, will do–present to The Hague –instead of “presenting to”  the U.S. Supreme Court).

P.S. P. S.   READ HOW MOTION PICTURE INDUSTRY CROOKS OPERATE (click link below):

http://www.ew.com/article/2002/06/05/feds-target-producers-seagal-travolta-movies

(Open   Letter)

June 3, 2016

To The F.B.I.

    The Renee Ashley Baker Song Catalog has been sent to the U.S.  “copyright registrar”.  The “Copyright Claimant” for Vol 1, Vol 2 and Vol 3 is to be “CP Irrevocable Trust”.

 2.  No Covers.  No Sale.  No Usage (of The Renee Ashley Baker Song Catalog).

 3.  This means–no to Rihanna, No to Beyonce, no to Jay-Z (and NO to Tidal Music) and No to Sean P Diddy Combs.  They’re “DOGS” If they “try” me.  No Sale To Mexicans either.  (I don’t want the Mexican public). Also, No to Jill Scott. No to Mary Blige, No to Lil Kim, No to Latifa, No to Madonna, No to Zendaya, No to Miley Cyrus, No to Brittany Spears. No to Janet Jackson, No to Gwen Stefani,  No to Christina Aguillera and No to Bette Midler (because she’s at Warner Bros Music). and No to Universal Music, No to Decca.

4.  Nothing for R & B Singers.

5.  I don’t care about those who “ain’t selling” the “junk” they recorded.  They will leave Renee Ashley Baker’s Songs ALONE !!!   Cease and Desist Orders (from the U.S. Justice Department) will be sent out to “record labels”.   Extortion of a Song Catalog “Charges” will be filed in Federal Court.

 6.  And “they” can “stay away” from the Renee Ashley Baker/Erma Foundation “parties” in New York City (at 50 United Nations Plaza).

 7.  Renee Ashley Baker will be settling her “civil case” (through the U.S. Attorney’s office)  for $90 million – $140 million dollars….

Announcement

TO READ MOORE AT ( “JFK RFK ASHLEY” )….

CLINK LINK:   http://www.jfkrfkashley.blogspot.com

 

 

 

Prince ! Prince Tribute! “Let’s Go Crazy!” “Delirious!” “Nothing Compares To You!”

April 26, 2016

Prince symbol

Prince Rogers Nelson

Prince mother

(above Prince’s Mother Mattie Della Shaw)

   “GOOD-BYE  SWEET  PRINCE”   from Renee Ashley Baker

       Nothing “compared” to Prince; not Rihanna’s junk and not that Black hip hop “Taraji”  show music that is being featured on the TV show “Empire”.   This new “Black music” will never sell the $300 million dollars that Prince’s music sold (yes Prince was worth a whopping $300 million dollars) because, primarily, Prince’s fan base was “white  people”.  (Taraji, by the way, isn’t “pretty enough” to have been a “Prince Girl” but she’s on a TV show about the “powerful Black music industry” (which, by the way, doesn’t really exist because it’s “farcical” and it has no “heart” and no “glamour”).   Take, for example, the beauty “Vanity”  who, unfortunately like Whitney Houston, let the “crack dealer” take HER out of the “entertainment  industry”.   Vanity, RIP, died February 15th of this year….)

      Prince was the all American “Super Star” (a word I don’t see much anymore to describe today’s performers….).  Black music performers are “pathetic” (pulling jewelry off of each other’s necks on stage, shooting up tour busses, but largely, being broke, bankrupt, “not selling” and always “one step ahead” of the REPO MAN !!!).  

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I, Renee Ashley Baker, am so “sorry” that I never got to “meet” Prince. 

Prince sister Tyka Nelson

above, Prince’s  sister Tyka

Vanity

above, Prince protege “Vanity”

Kristin Scott Thomas in Under The Cherry Moon 1986

above, Prince protege “Kristin Scott Thomas”

 

  NOW….

ABOUT RENEE ASHLEY BAKER

     I, Renee Ashley Baker, have decided to work with, work for, and sell to the MEN.  (The Men of Eastern/Western Europe, the Men of Russia, the Men of China, the Men of India).  

  2.  I, Renee Ashley Baker, have decided to set up (in France) Erma French Perfume and Design/Celtic Lion Menswear and “Champagne Socialite” (both, hopefully co-owned by The Wertheimers and The Rothschilds).  

3.  Below Renee Ashley Baker’s New York Residence (at 50 United Nations Plaza).

50 United Nations Plaza

50 United Nations Plaza lobby

4.  Below Renee Ashley Baker’s France House

(The House paid for by Chanel and by a Rothschild Bank Mortgage).

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BELOW  SELFIE  PHOTO OF RENEE ASHLEY BAKER

(photo taken  in  2011):

Renee Ashley Baker june 2011

 VISIT RENEE ASHLEY BAKER:

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On Instagram:  

https://www.instagram.com/reneeab9nyc/

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 On Twitter:  

https://twitter.com/reneeeurope

 

Facebook

 On Facebook: 

https://www.facebook.com/renee.a.baker.9

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above “mirror selfie” photo of Renee Ashley Baker

 NOW….

 The Walt Disney Corporation:

Maybe Renee Ashley Baker will sign with Walt Disney Corporation exclusively !!!

For $50 Million Dollars A Year….for 20 Years ! 

Walt Disney Studios

BREAKING  NEWS….April 26, 2015

Announcement

RENEE  ASHLEY  BAKER  SAYS:

NO to Universal/Decca/NBC,

NO to Warner Bros.

No to CBS Network/NO to Paramount

NO to ICM.

NO to Madonna’s Maverick.  

NO to OWN Network (NO to Oprah Winfrey/NO to Gayle King)

 Renee Ashley Baker will be settling her “civil case” out of court

(for an amount of $90 million to $120 million….)

    

 SCROLL  DOWN  FOR  MORE  RENEE ASHLEY BAKER ….

Happy Birthday Queen Elizabeth! Royal Birthday! The Royals! London, England !

April 21, 2016

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“Selfie For The Queen”  by Renee Ashley Baker

For  HRH Queen Elizabeth II’s Birthday….and for Baby Snuckems (aka HRH Princess Charlotte) and for the Baby Dumpling  (aka HRH Prince George….)

     I, Renee Ashley Baker, took these two selfies above  (of myself) just moments ago.  The “camera” on my cell phone is “horrible” but I finally took some “selfies” with the camera facing my face….I took these “selfies” in broad in daylight–with #no filter….Brave me !

Queen Elizabeth birthday portrait with grand kids....

 

Below: Renee Ashley Baker’s New York Residence

         (50 United Nations Plaza)….

50 United Nations Plaza  50 United Nations Plaza lobby

SCROLL   DOWN   FOR  MORE  RENEE  ASHLEY  BAKER  (BELOW)

 

 

 

Being Completed…..Protection: Single Men, Single Women, College Students, 50+ AARP, #Safe Room, #Panic Room, #Protection Kit, #Firearms, #Tasers, #Mace Pepper Spray, #Gun Safety, #Emergency EVAC Kit, Hillary Clinton, Bernie Sanders, Presidential Race 2016….

April 19, 2016

 

Wardrobe for Panic Room

SAFE ROOM /PANIC ROOM (WHICH ROOM ?)

(For Single Women, For Families, For College Students)

 1.  In a “dorm room” or in a “studio apartment” make it  the “bathroom”.

 (Install a strong deadbolt lock on the bathroom door….and on the bedroom closet door….)  

2.  In a “one bedroom apartment” or in a “home” make it the “bedroom”.  

(Install a strong deadbolt lock on the bedroom door and on the bedroom closet door….)  

3.  re: Children

 If you have a separate bedroom for your children add strong “deadbolt locks” to their bedroom door(s) and to their “bedroom closet doors(s)”….

 DO TEACH your children to “get inside their closet”, to LOCK the closet door, and to “stay inside” the closet until YOU tell them it’s safe to come out.  

4.  Re: the Protection Kit ( For the “Safe Room/Panic Room” )

BUY  a “sturdy” leather fanny pack with two (2) zippered compartments.  

A. Inside the “fanny pack” put:

1.  Fire Arm with loaded clip (magazine).

 2.  1 or 2 extra clips.  

3.  One cell phone with BIG numbers and a panic button (such as the “Jitterbug Star”.   Or–if you have Swann, DLink, Nest, Night Owl security cameras with “apps” get the “Jitterbug Smartphone” and download the “security camera apps” to the “Jitterbug Smartphone”.  

OR… If  you’re “gun wary”….  

B.  Inside the “fanny pack” put:

1.  Taser Gun (loaded).  

2.  1 or 2 extra “ammo” loads.  

3.  One cell phone with BIG numbers and a panic button (such as the “Jitterbug Star”.   Or–if you have Swann, DLink, Nest, Night Owl security cameras with “apps” get the “Jitterbug Smartphone”  and download the “security camera apps” to the “Jitterbug Smartphone”.  

Or…If you’re inside a “College Dorm”  

C.  Inside the “fanny pack” put:  

1.  Mace Pepper Spray (portable).  

2. 1 or 2 extra “spray” loads.

 3.  One cell phone with BIG numbers and a panic button (such as the “Jitterbug Star”.  Or–if you have Swann, DLink, Nest, Night Own security cameras with “apps” get the “Jitterbug Smartphone” and download the “security camera apps” to the “Jitterbug Smartphone”.  

   About  “Fire Arm” Safety:

 Sign up for a 2 Day “gun safety class” from your local “firing range”;  it is  recommended.  (For the “gun wary”  firearms now come with “LaserMax” and “Crimson Trace Laser” to help guide “marksmanship”).  

Gun with laser

 

PLUS….OTHER PERSONAL SAFETY/HOME SAFETY PRODUCTS…

Motion Detection Mats

motion detector mat

Front Door/Back Door “Color Security Cams with Monitor”

Bunker Hill Security Cameras with color monitor

Night Owl Wireless Day/Night  IP Security Cam:

Night Owl Security Cams

 

Doorbell Cam (For Your Home or For Your Apartment):

Ring Doorbell Cam  (with app)

Ring Doorbell Cam

August Doorbell Cam (with app)

August Doorbell Cam

DIY  PANIC  ROOM ?

Panic Room DIY

 

(For How-To click link below):

http://www.doityourself.com/stry/make-your-own-panic-room#b

BUY LIST (Being Completed):  

  1.  Fanny Pack from REI

fanny pack REI

 

THE NEW CRIME FIGHTER IN TOWN ?

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Being rolled out (first in Detroit) is “Greenlight” which “streams live cam” directly into a “command center” (so police can continuously “monitor” each  Greenlight security video cam for “suspecious or criminal” activity….)

PERSONAL SAFETY  101

MAN  CREATES  GUN….

iDEAL CONCEAL

 

above “Ideal Conceal” created by inventor Kirk Kjellberg

Ideal Conceal 2

Innovation: The New Personal Safety

identilock   

Above the “Identilock”  Smart Gun

     My readers understand my feelings about “personal protection” and “home protection.”   I, Renee Ashley Baker, have come to believe that all “serious hardware” (meaning automatic weapons–AK’s and Macs) should be “picked up” (confiscated) by the Federal Government (as only the military, the police and stalked celebrities need such powerful weapons).  However,  I do believe that gun laws should allow for 5-10 “handguns” in the home (or in the “business”).  That way, in the event of serious “home invasion” or “terrorist attack in the work place” the public (or home owner) has a “fighting chance”.  What do you think?

   The Smart Gun  Identilock (pictured above) is a “biometric clasp” that shields a gun’s trigger and releases only when it detects the owner’s fingerprint.  (The “Identilock” clasp was created by entrepreneur / engineer Omer Kiyani.  The “Identilock” is being funded by a $100,000 grant from the Smart Tech Challenges Foundation.  What say some VC guys or “bankers” fund this  project and fund Renee Ashley Baker’s idea for a ” 72 Hour Lock Out” Home Safe)…

NOW…..FICTION ?

 

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    “TRACKS”

  (a  screenplay)

by Renee Ashley Baker

Copyright 2016 by Renee Ashley Baker  

All Rights Reserved

    What can you say about a guy committing one crime (his FBI handler doesn’t know about) then discovering,  quite unexpectedly, a second crime being committed (simultaneously) by some “mystery” guy his FBI handler would have to be told about ?   Why, you ask, would I, “Criminal  A”   fckin  stoop to tell the FBI on  fckin  “Criminal B” ?    Because, this other criminal, this “ghost guy”,  was  “piggy backing” all over me;  he was “shadowing” my every “illegal” move;  only to what more “sinister” end ?   What, exactly, was this fckin “doppelganger” planning to do ?  

      Needless to say, I was stuck.  I had to stay put.  I couldn’t let this “copy cat” become “un-thethered”.   I couldn’t let this “hitch hiker” get loose.   I had to tell somebody and I had to do it fast.   I had to contact Fred Handler my handler at the FBI.   But how?   I couldn’t make a phone call because the “doppelganger” most likely had confiscated the building’s phone system –and– had hijacked my cell phone as well.   And, the last “chat room” that Fred Handler and I had conversated in had been closed four weeks ago.  But, I decided that I had to try.    I  “speed tapped” my fingertips on the keyboard.   I typed:  

     “Here comes Jason”

      I  waited, no reply.   I tried again:  

     “Here comes Jason”  

     Still no reply.

    The deal that had put me in the employ of the FBI had been simple; cut and dried:  

    “Help the fckin FBI or  ROT  in fckin prison.  Soap on a rope by Zhane Barnes to be delivered by the shit load (if you’ll pardon my pun)”

    I speed typed again (and many minutes passed) but the preset response by my “handler” never came;  it never came.    What the fck had I stumbled on to ?  

Here comes  Jason  

Can’t be a Mason  

Cut the head off Freddy  

At  the  Po-lice Station

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***”Tracks” a Drama/Political Thriller  by Renee Ashley Baker” is a “motion picture project” to be Executive Produced by Renee Ashley Baker and hopefully will “star” Michael Keaton, Kate Hudson, Renee Ashley Baker, and hopefully, will be “directed” by Mel Gibson.  Disney Corp will “release”…. (no to Robert Redford and no to Forrest Whitacker–Forrest Whitacker will “go to jail”)….Read More Below…..

Announcement

Breaking News April 19, 2016

 re: No to Robert Redford, No to Nicholas Cage and No to Forrest Whitacker

    Because of the “underhanded” and “criminal way” Colorado (Denver/Aurora/Englewood) tried to “shake down” (aka strong arm extort) the Renee Ashley Baker “motion picture productions” and the Renee Ashley Baker “song catalog”  I, Renee Ashley Baker, cannot “do business” with ICM, nor with Universal/Decca/NBC; nor Warner Bros; nor Xfinity/Cable; nor Dish Network, nor Robert DeNiro, nor George Clooney; nor Brad Cooper; nor Sylvester Stallone; nor CBS Network; nor Paramount Studios; nor OWN Network; nor Oprah Winfsrey, nor Gayle King, nor Gale Hurd….and still “NO” to Donald Trump.

 2.    If–IF–I, Renee Ashley Baker, decide to work in the “entertainment industry” I, Renee Ashley Baker, will “Executive Produce” (and will “Star In”) motion pictures (not TV) under an “exclusive contract” with Disney Corp –to be paid–$50 million dollars a year for 20 years.  (Making Disney Corp the “exclusive” and 100% owner of all the Renee Ashley Baker “entertainment projects” and “entertainment properties”.  

  3.   I, Renee Ashley Baker, must disclose that I, have named “CBS Network” in a “complaint” to the U.S. Justice Department.  I, Renee Ashley Baker, will “not” be signing any contracts with CBS Network nor with Paramount Studios….(I’ve already said Disney Corp “exclusively”….).

  4.    In the mean time, I Renee Ashley Baker, will be in New York and in France “setting up” Erma French Perfume and Design/Celtic Lion Menswear and Champgane Sociliate  (hopefully with The Wertheimers and The Rothschilds !!!)  

   5. I, Renee Ashley Baker, expect the U.S. Attorney to settle my “civil case” (out of court) for $90 million to $120 million dollars because of both “physical injury” and “financial injury” (to last 3-5 years in the future).

NOW….

THIS IS A VERY SERIOUS POST…A NO  NONSENSE SERIOUS SUBJECT…. BUT I MUST SAY

“GOOD-BYE”  TO  DORIS  ROBERTS  (from St. Louis Missouri…..)

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Doris Roberts in “Remington Steele” (above) and Doris Roberts in “Everybody Loves Raymond”(below).

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 Now, Scroll Down To Read More by Renee Ashley Baker….

(Renee Ashley Baker was also born in St. Louis Missouri)

Military Charities: Help For Our Soldiers! #Veterans; #Military Families; #USO; #Duck Dynasty; Hot News, New York News, French Riviera News, Celebrity News.

April 12, 2016

 

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 Brother James U S Air Force Barracks Germany

Did I tell you (my 2,900,000-5,000,000 readers) that my Mother (Lady Irma/Erma pictured above) was a U.S. Air Force Mother and a U.S. army Wife?  Renee Ashley Baker’s brother (James pictured above) served 28 years in the U.S. Air Force, did “secret work” for the U.S. Secret Service and then worked as an “Executive” for the city of New York….Below Renee Ashley Baker’s New York Condo (at 50 United Nations Plaza) and Renee Ashley Baker’s New York Condo kitchen (Thermador !).

50 United Nations Plaza

50 United Nations Plaza lobby

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NOW…

GROWING THE DYNASTY

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above, the Newest Baby  Duck…ling

NOW

HONORING OUR HEROES

 PDSA !  

Below “awardees” of the PDSA Dickin Medal which is awarded for animal bravery:

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NYPD Appollo rescue dog

The PDSA Award is the “equivalent” of he Victoria Cross !!!

(above K-9 Lucca the Afganistan war hero; and K-9 Appollo with NYPD at Ground Zero during 9/11).

PLEASE  GET  HELP  ROB….

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 Re: The “DUI” arrest in Butte Montana of Rob O’Neill… the Military Special Ops “sniper” who “got” (who killed) Osama  Bin  Laden….

NOW….

CALLING  ALL  NAVY  MOMS !  

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Want your child to try out for an “elite program” ?  Now you can find  unbiased information about Navy life at a website designed just for Moms of prospective Sailors (above brother and sister re-united.  Mom waits at home )

Visit:  NavyForMoms com

President John F Kennedy

NOW

SPY  DOUBLE SPY  DOUBLE SPY

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    Have you heard how Mossad Special Operations heads (Yitzhak Shamir, Zvi Malkin, and Yosef Raanan) enlisted a Nazi “hit man” to “assassinate” a Nazi scientist  (who had gone to work  for Egypt’s secret strategic missile program) ?

    In 1962 Nazi scientist Heinz Krug (who worked on Hitler’s V1 and V2 “wonder weapons” programs) vanished from HIS office.  It has recently been confirmed that Krug was “eliminated” (assassinated) by Hitler’s most decorated SS killer Otto Skorzeny (who had been turned –signed up– by the Mossad aka the Israeli Secret Service).

  Skorzeny, holder of the “Knight’s Cross” (Nazi German’s highest award for valor) also killed four Egyptians when he mailed LETTERS  to a military rocket site (Factory 333) where German scientists were employed…

NOW….

Walmart Veterans Hiring Program

HELP  FOR  OUR  HEROES  

Angels From Above

    A Toledo soldier is about to be deployed, and he has no one to care for his dog, Scooby Doo.  He’ll have to surrender Scooby to a shelter if he can’t find assistance.  Can any one help?   Yes,  Linda Spurlin-Dominik can help.  Linda created “Guardian Angels for Soldier’s Pets” a nonprofit to foster dogs of active-duty service members.  

 Visit:  AngelsForSoldiersPet org.

 2.  Welcome Home Heroes

   House builder Dan Wallrath has found an amazing way to thank America’s soldiers for their remarkable courage and sacrifice: by giving hem accessible homes of their own!  Dan’s organization of contractors donates supplies bu their time to widen doorways and build ramps.

Visit: OperationFinallyHome org

 plus Six Other Veteran’s Charities Below:

3.  Gifting your miles through the Hero Miles Program  

Visit: FisherHouse org/programs  

4.  Send A Greeting  Visit:  

TheVeteransSite.GreaterGood.com/click To Give

5.  Pamper servicewomen with beauty products they’d love!  

Visit: Operationcourage org

 6.  Give Soldiers the gift of a good book!  

Visit: OperationPaperback org

7. Send treats to deployed dogs !

 Visit PackagesFromHome org  

8.  Get Social about Wounded Warior Project:  

Spread the word about WWP, an organization to support and empower soldiers !

Wounded Warrior Project

BEST NEW PRODUCTS FOR VETERANS AND ACTIVE MILITARY FAMILIES….  

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 above, Roost Smart Smoke Alarm  

Best Security Cams (with apps)

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 above,  D-Link Cam

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above,  Swann Cam

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above,  Nest Cam  

Best Emergency Ready Bulbs

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above, the BeOn Bulb  

Best Doorbell Cam (with app)

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Best Home Security System

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above,  AT&T Digital Life

 NOW

NEED A NEW CAR ?

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 Try a car buying service such as the USAA Car Buying Service (powered by True Car).

Announcement

Breaking News —April 12, 2015

 I, Renee Ashley Baker, am still being “bothered” (harassed) in Denver about doing business with “Yeezy” that “crap/junk” that “ain’t selling”.  Both Yeezy and that Kardashian cosmetics line are “bankrupt”.  (Meaning, that Yeezy is in debt $53 million dollars and Kardashian Kosmetics is being sued for $100 million dollars !!!).  

2.  And did I tell you that some Colorado Sleaze Real Estate Company was trying to make me let Sean Puffy aka P. Diddy own–OWN–my “champagne company” ?  Well, Hell No !!!  No to Kanye West “design hoax” and No to Sean P Diddy.  

3.  I, Renee Ashley Baker, named CBS Network in a “complaint” that I made to the U.S. Justice Department.  I, Renee Ashley Baker, will not–not –be signing any contracts with CBS Network, nor with Paramount, nor with Showtime….

4.  I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be settling my “civil case” out of court for $90 million dollars to $120 million dollars….

 Below RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S FRANCE HOUSE

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(The House That Chanel and a Rothschild Mortgage Bought)  

PHOTOGRAPHY  BY  RENEE ASHLEY BAKER

Below “Goddess: A Bedtime Selfie” (photo of Renee Ashley Baker by Renee Ashley Baker )

Goddess A Bedtime Selfie

 Below  Jamie Dominic (the internet’s most downloaded “fitness model” )

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SCROLL DOWN FOR MORE  RENEE ASHLEY BAKER….

Home Decor! Gracious Living and Good Taste ! Interior Design ! Jackie Kennedy, CoCo Chanel, New York News, French Riviera News, New York Times, Photography by Renee Ashley Baker…

April 7, 2016

PHOTOGRAPHY   BY   RENEE  ASHLEY  BAKER

Goddess A Bedtime Selfie

“Goddess: A Bedtime Selfie” (a photo of Renee Ashley Baker by Renee Ashley Baker)  

NOW…HOME  SWEET  HOME !!!  

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A  HOUSE  TOUR (of the “First” house)

    On February 14, 1962 the TV Special “A Tour of the White House with Mrs. John F. Kennedy” allows 80 million people to see what the First Lady had done with the place….

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NOW…COCO CHANEL and ROBERT STREITZ !!!

CoCo Chanels French Riviera House La Pausa

 

CoCo Chanel at La Pausa

above “throwback Thursday” photo of Coco Chanel at her French Riviera House “La Pausa” which, was designed by architect  Robert  Streitz….

Below Renee Ashley Baker’s French Riviera House….

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The House that Chanel (and a Rothschild Mortgage) bought !!!

Now…the “other” Jackie….

FOR SALE:  The Jackie Collin’s Mansion  

Asking Price: $30 million dollars

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 “Good-bye Jackie Collins”  from Renee Ashley Baker

 Now…MOVING IN

(below bedroom of Miranda Lambert’s new house in Tennessee…)

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 Miranda Lambert’s  new abode is located  about an hour south of Nashville.  It sits on  400 acres and cost $3.4 million !!!

NOW… THE HISTORY OF INTERIOR DESIGN 101

(from  1956  !!!)

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   Never did 18 padded vinyl cushions look more line “gumdrops” than when George Nelson (and design colleague Irving Harper) arranged them to form  the “MARSHMALLOW  SOFA” in 1956 !!!

NOW….UPDATE YOUR HOME DECOR !  

For Renee Ashley Baker’s French Riviera House….

Roche Bobois Furniture Line

Roche Bobois Furniture

(French/Euro/Mod/Jetset !)  

For Renee Ashley Baker’s New York Condo

(located at 50 United Nations Plaza)

 Bob Wiliams and  Mitchell Gold Furniture Line

Bob Williams Mitchell Gold furniture line 2016

(New York/Mod/American Contemporary)  

and HE’S MOVIN ON UP ….

Lenny Kravitz’  “CB2”  Furniture Line…

Lenny Kravitz CB2 Furniture Line

(It’s 70’s era New York Club culture style…Think “Studio 54” !!!)  

Renee Ashley Baker’s “Grammy Nominated” relative “Miguel” worked on Lenny Kravitz’ latest album… Below Miguel (unaware) in Renee Ashley Baker’s sister’s kitchen…photo of Miguel by Renee Ashley Baker.

Miguel home at Christmas 2011

 

and….below….

DESIGNED BY RENEE ASHLEY BAKER

Reneeab9  Furniture Line and Housewares…

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(Pop Art/Contemporary/Modern Orbit  and maybe for Roche Bobois ?)

HIRE AN INTERIOR DECORATOR…

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(above two “throwback Thursday” photos of  interior designers Betty and Francois Catroux)

OR…

YOU CAN DO IT WITH BOOKS….

 Carrier and Company: Positively Chic Interiors

Carrier and Company Positively Chic Interiors

Parish-Hadley: Tree of Life

Parish Hadley Tree of Life

“Simply Pink: Floral Ideas for Decorating and Entertaining”

Simply Pink Floral Ideas for Decorating and Entertaining

“Icons of Design: The 20th Century”

Icons of Designs The 20th Century

HELLO  NEW  YORK  CITY !

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50 United Nations Plaza

50 United Nations Plaza lobby

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(above Renee Ashley Baker’s Mother –Lady Irma/Erma– plus Renee Ashley Baker’s New York City condo (at 50 United Nations Plaza) and Renee Ashley Baker’s condo kitchen by Thermador….)

NOW…BREAKING NEWS : For April 7, 2016

Announcement

 FYI/411:

To My Readers:

   I, Renee Ashley Baker, did name CBS Network in a “complaint” that I filed with the U.S. Justice Department.  I, Renee Ashley Baker, will not be signing any contracts with CBS Network, nor with Paramount, nor with Universal/NBC/Decca, nor with Warner Bros.

BACK STORY:  I, Renee Ashley Baker, first moved to “Los Angeles” when I was 17 1/2 years old.

To: The F.B.I. (The Hollywood Reporter, Daily Variety, The Worldwide Press and The Worldwide Public):

Jeff here (in Denver Colorado) says that “showbusiness” isn’t going to be called “showbusiness”anymore but that they (Colorado) have made it “the entertainment industry”.  So be it, then, I’ll start:  I, Renee Ashley Baker,  have always known that there are “two entertainment industries”.  The “legitimate showbusiness” with the male (Jewish) “Executives of Showbusiness” greenlighting and making “all” the “entertainment industry” decisions.  And, there is the “run-along-side-showbusiness” where the syphons “side dealers” and “drug dealers”  STEAL MONEY at.  

         But, what is this “Colorado Crap?”  Where “poor Colorado residents” (like Jeff here) are walking around Denver/Aurora/Englewood claiming to “be Los Angeles” and “acting like” they can set up, cast, and control “entertainment industry” projects (???)   This “Colorado Control” is what I want the LAPD, the DEA, the ATF (and the FBI’s Los Angeles Entertainment Division on Wilshire Blvd) to investigate !!! 

        If–If–I, Renee Ashley Baker, “change my mind” I, Renee Ashley Baker, may–in 5 years or so– “sign” an “exclusive contract” with Walt Disney Corp whereby I, Renee Ashley Baker, will Executive Produce motion pictures for Walt Disney Corp and will be paid (by Disney Corp) an annual payment of  $50 million dollars a year for 20 years…..  

NOW…THE TRUTH

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RE:  BARBRA STREISAND

     I, Renee Ashley Baker, have already stated that if–Miss Barbra Streisand (“the” Miss Barbra Streisand) doesn’t acquire 20% of “The Renee Ashley Baker Song Catalog” that 100% ownership of “The Renee Ashley Baker Song Catalog” will REMAIN with “CP Irrevocable Trust”.  And — when I, Renee Ashley Baker, said that I, Renee Ashley Baker, was not going to work “for” Barbra Streisand, I, Renee Ashley Baker, didn’t say that Barbra Streisand would not work for me.

 (I, Renee Ashley Baker, will “hire” Barbra Streisand to “work for me” and I, Renee Ashley Baker , will “Executive Produce” all of my motion pictures at Disney Corp under the banner: “Walt Disney Presents: Renee Ashley Baker” )…

NOW….SHORT AND TO THE POINT

     “Short” is what Colorado has made “showbusiness  performers”.  (Performers used to be “tall”).  Anyway, “criminally sick Colorado” is the reason that I, Renee Ashley Baker, “fired” Mariah Carey, Beyonce, Jennifer Lopez , and Kim Kardashian as “actresses”.  I, Renee Ashley Baker, then decided to cast Angie Everhart in the role for my “Luv 2 U” movie project.  

   (For Renee Ashley Baker’s “Luv 2 U” movie story I, Renee Ashley Baker, wanted Mathew Broderick and Sarah Jessica Parker to Star.  I, Renee Ashley Baker, was even considering Jamie Dominic for a part.  However, like I’ve said, all of the Renee Ashley Baker motion pictures are “on the shelf” and they will “stay there” for some time….)

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p.s. Nobody has to “give their work up for free” (except for Tupac  Shakur of course and the story is that Tupac got “killed” for his work–for his “master tapes”….)

  So, To Colorado:  I, Renee Ashley Baker, am not going to become “Tupac Shakur”.  Leave me alone Colorado! Don’t make me put “the Crawlspace” back because I will put it back !!!  

NOW…SHOUT OUT TO KEVIN

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“The Thin Man” (MGM television series) starring Peter Lawford

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NOW…FOLLOW RENEE ASHLEY BAKER

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SHOP ! At  Reneeab9 Store  Below…

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“EL NINO” WINTER EMERGENCY PREPAREDNESS…

“BABY IT COULD STILL GET COLD OUTSIDE !”  

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ABOUT THE MOVIES….

THERE WILL BE “NO PICK UPS” AS I RENEE ASHLEY BAKER WILL NOT, NOT BE AN INDEPENDENT MOVIE PRODUCER….PLUS STILL “NO” TO ROBERT DENIRO.

No Sale

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ANNOUNCEMENT (NO DONALD TRUMP !)

1.  I, Renee Ashley Baker, don’t know why but Denver, today, is back trying to get Donald Trump “indicted” by a Federal Grand Jury.  I, Renee Ashley Baker, have already said “No” to Denver’s Donald Trump “film projects”.  Donald Trump is not, NOT going to finance Renee Ashley Baker (and Renee Ashley Baker is not, NOT going to be an “Indie Film Maker”.  I, Renee Ashley Baker already said “Disney Corp” for an exclusive deal in 3-5 years that will pay me, Renee Ashley Baker $50 million dollars a year for 20 years. For the umpteenth time, I, Renee Ashley Baker, will not be “in business” with Donald Trump. If, I, Renee Ashley Baker, have to “file a complaint against Donald Trump” with the U. S. Justice Department (like I did naming CBS Network), Donald Trump’s “campaign” will be over. Over because Donald Trump will have to “disclose” my complaint to the American Public.  Denver is still trying to have/use/run Donald Trump (!!!)  Also, remember, I, Renee Ashley Baker, am “50 United Nations Plaza” not, NOT “Trump Towers”.  Because of Denver, I, Renee Ashley Baker, won’t be going to “Trump Towers” not even to get my “eyebrows” done (!!!)

2.  Denver is trying to have/own/use/sell Renee Ashley Baker’s game shows.  Renee Ashley Baker’s “game shows” belong to CP Irrevocable Trust and neither of these “game shows” is for sale at this time.  Denver is trying to “coerce” me to give/sell NBC Network “You Pin Face”.  No, No, No.  Universal/NBC Network cannot buy “You Pin Face”. (I, Renee Ashley Baker, have decided that “You Pin Face” will not, NOT be produced, nor broadcast.  I, am taking “You Pin Face” off the slate….permanently.)

3.  Still “NO” to Aretha Franklin.  No toOWN Network, No to Oprah Winfrey, No to Gayle King, No to their “tacky red botoms”.  No to Revlon (it’s sold in drug stores and I, Renee Ashley Baker, am keeping Chanel and Chanel Cosmetics).  Also still “NO” to Mandalay Productions.  And still “NO” to “eating” or “meeting” at John Elway’s “CAPO Hash House”.  John Elway needs to pay that money back that he a bunch of retired “pensioners” lost all because John Elway “fronted a crooked deal”.

4.   I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be lunching, everyday in New York at the Grill Four Seasons and dining every Saturday (date night) with the “Caucasian/Jewish” man Janis Spindel fixes me up with….)

 SO NOW…. WHO DOES RENEE ASHLEY BAKER LOVE ?

CO CO CHANEL

Co Co Chanel

THE ROTHSCHILDS….(and Champagne Socialite ?)

Rothschild Champagne

I Love New York

WHERE ARE RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S FAVORITE MEN?

WITH RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S FAVORITE MATCHMAKER….

Janis Spindel Matchmaking

(You know the drill….Renee Ashley Baker’s “ideal man” has to be Jewish/Caucasian, 60-70 years of age….and a millionaire or billionaire….)

MOORE OF RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S FAVORITE COMPANIES BELOW…

ABC News

AT & T

Visa Pay

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Bowflex Treadclimber

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S FRANCE HOUSE….

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(The House Chanel–or a Rothschild Mortgage–Bought….)

Announcement

Re: THE RENEE ASHLEY BAKER SONG CATALOG

1.  The Renee Ashley Baker Song Catalog is NOT FOR SALE !

 2.   The “Renee Ashley Baker Song Catalog” will remain solely owned (100% owned) by “CP Irrevocable Trust”.

3.  The Renee Ashley Baker Song Catalog “may” be published by “CP Music Publishing Company”.  (CP Music Publishing Company will be solely owned –100% owned– by “CP Irrevocable Trust”).

4.  The Renee Ashley Baker Song Catalog will be “registered” with BMI or ASCAP (meaning registered by Renee Ashley Baker).  The Renee Ashley Baker Song Catalog BMI/ASCAP registration will specify “NO PERFORMING RIGHTS AVAILABLE”.

(Meaning No Covers, No Usage, and No Sale of the songs in the Renee Ashley Baker Song Catalog).  

 5.  NO LABEL….I, Renee Ashley Baker, have decided that I will NOT–NOT– set up a 7-10 year “Label Distribution Deal”.

Beyonce and Mariah and Rihanna still aren’t singers…. No to Diana Ross, and No to David Geffen. No to 50 Cent, and No to Kanye West –who is “designing junk”).  No to That Ugly Denver/Juarez Christina Aguillera, and No to Denver/Juarez Ariana Grande.

NO TO UNIVERSAL AND NO TO WARNER BROS/INTERSCOPE….

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and….BELOW THE “NO” LIST….

No to Gwen Stefani (an ugly  Italian no talent who can’t sing), No to little ugly “GiGi” too (No to David Foster).  No to Brittany Spears, No to Christina Aguillera, No to Selena, No to Jennifer Lopez, No to Jennifer Hudson,  No to Gaga and No to Madonna.

No to Rihanna, No to Beyonce, No to Lil Kim, No to Mary Blige.  No to Kanye West, No to Dr.Dre, No to Snoop Dogg, No to Sean Puffy Combs (P Diddy) No to Jay-Z, No to Tidal Music.

No to “broke” Melanie, No to Julia Roberts, No to Meryl Streep, No to Own Network, No to Oprah Winfrey, No to Gayle King. No to

No to Gale Hurd, No to Arnold Schwarzenegger, No to Robert DeNiro (No to Nobu), No to George Clooney, No to Sylvester Stallone, No to Brad Cooper.  No to ICM, No to William Morris and No to UTA.

  

 

 

 

 

 

Renee Ashley Baker Selfies taken 3/29/2016….plus which classic tv show below ?

March 29, 2016

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     I, Renee Ashley Baker, have an “injured”  arm (and I’m “showing it” for the first time in 3 years….)

    I, Renee Ashley Baker, do not–not –want Taranji P’s “prison yard” TV Show….

   I, Renee Ashley Baker, also do not want to hire Sharon Stone’s talent manager nor will I hire  Halle Berry’s talent manager….

March 29, 2016  

To The F.B.I. 

To The Worldwide Press/Media:

EXTORTION IS A CRIME….

    If any of the “companies” that I, Renee Ashley Baker, have said “NO” to “attemp” (in any way) to get a “signed contract” with Renee Ashley Baker then those “companies” can then be charged with EXTORTION….(an upgrade up from “Attempted Extortion”…)

NO TO MIKE OVITZ…(!!!)

    I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, AM NOT GOING TO “HIRE” MIKE OVITZ….AND NO I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, WILL NOT “WORK FOR” MIKE OVITZ….NO TO TAMARA….YES TO JIMMY…. 

  Colorado’s “poor” –Juarez/Organized Crime–are now trying to “hire” Mike Ovitz to represent their business.   But I, Renee Ashley Baker do not want Mike Ovitz to rep my projects and I, Renee Ashley Baker,  will sue Mike Ovitz or I will have the U.S. Attorney “prosecute” Mike Ovitz.  I, Renee Ashley Baker, am not going to “sell” (nor produce) my “You Pin Face” as a TV Game show. 

2.  I, Renee Ashley Baker , will not sell “You Pin Face” (nor any of my projects) to Universal/NBC.  “You Pin face” will not be sold to Fox Tv nor to CBS. 

 3.  I, Renee Ashley Baker “may” sell my “Movie Mojo Matinee” to DISNEY/ ABC network for “taping” at ABC network studios in New York City (and I, Renee Ashley Baker,  have already contacted an agent about this “possibility”…).  However, TV production requires “long hours of taping” (a series of episodes at a time) and requires “work under hot hot lights”….which, at this time, I am unable to do….SO  CIVIL SETTLEMENT FIRST….(for $90 million to $120 million dollars….).

Photo by Renee Ashley Baker of Lady Irma Erma jewelry

        above “necklace” from Lady Irma’s/Erma’s “costume jewelry collection”….below scenes from a “classic tv show”; Which one ?

which classic tv show is this

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       above Lady Irma/Erma (Renee Ashley Baker’s Mother) and  below President John F. Kennedy and his brother U.S. Attorney General Robert F. Kennedy…

                                          

 Yes, I, Renee Ashley Baker, am casting Jamie Dominic, and possibly Angie Everhart.  Possibly Cara Delevingne and maybe Sean Hanks.  Also, maybe, Kate Beckingsdale or Sigourney Weaver and Michael Caine, or Sean Connery.  (And….Mathew Broderick and Sarah Jessica are who I want to “Star” at Disney Corp….).


  I, have no script yet !!!  All of the Renee Ashley Baker “stories” have been shelved  !!!


   (But Colorado will “leave my casts alone” until I decide to “green light” !!!)                         


March 29,  2016


To The Foreign Press Association, To AMPAS, To MPAA:


To The Hollywood Reporter and To Daily Variety:


re:  The Schedule: (aka Renee Ashley Baker’s “Yes” List):


1.  U.S. Attorney settles Renee Ashley Baker’s “lawsuit” out of court (for $90 million to $120 million).


2.  Renee Ashley Baker buys furniture for her  50 U.N. Plaza Condo.


3.  DAY: Renee Ashley Baker attends “fashion design school” on IBM Lenovo computer.


4.  NIGHT: Renee Ashley Baker “Date Night” with New York “Men” (New York’s billionaires and millionaires “hooked up” by Janis Spindel….)


5.  France: Renee Ashley Baker go to France to “set up” and “launch” her Erma French Perfume and Design/Celtic Lion Menswear and Champagne Socialite Cocktails….(both hopefully with The Wertheimers and The Rothschilds).  


 In 3-5 years, I, Renee Ashley Baker, may Executive Produce and “Star In” motion pictures (no television shows). 


First:  Bruce Willis and Renee Ashley Baker Star In “Die Hard” (at 20th Century Fox).


Next:  Warren Beatty and Renee Ashley Baker Star (at 20th Century Fox)….


Next:   Kevin Costner and Renee Ashley Baker Star In “The Thin Man” (at Columbia Pictures/MGM). Or…


3.  Daniel Craig and Renee Ashley Baker Star In “James Bond”  (at Sony/Columbia Pictures).


4. Renee Ashley Baker Star with Tom Hanks, or with Harrison Ford/Ben Kingsley,  or with John Travolta (at Disney Corp).


 5.  Renee Ashley Baker  Star with Christian Bale, or with Brad Pitt, or with Leo DiCaprio and with Mathew Broderick (at Disney Corp).

NOW… News For March 29, 2016

Announcement

March 29, 2016

FORWARD: I, Renee Ashley Baker, first moved to “Los Angeles” when I was 17 1/2 years old.

To: The F.B.I. (The Hollywood Reporter, Daily Variety, The Worldwide Press and The Worldwide Public):

Jeff here (in Denver Colorado) says that “showbusiness” isn’t going to be called “showbusiness”anymore but that they (Colorado) have made it “the entertainment industry”.  So be it, then, I’ll start:  I, Renee Ashley Baker,  have always known that there are “two entertainment industries”.  The “legitimate showbusiness” with the male (Jewish) “Executives of Showbusiness” greenlighting and making “all” the “entertainment industry” decisions.  And, there is the “run-along-side-showbusiness” where the syphons “side dealers” and “drug dealers”  STEAL MONEY at.  

         But, what is this “Colorado Crap?”  Where “poor Colorado residents” (like Jeff here) are walking around Denver/Aurora/Englewood claiming to “be Los Angeles” and “acting like” they can set up, cast, and control “entertainment industry” projects (???)   This “Colorado Control” is what I want the LAPD, the DEA, the ATF (and the FBI’s Los Angeles Entertainment Division on Wilshire Blvd) to investigate !!! 

        If–If–I, Renee Ashley Baker, “change my mind” I, Renee Ashley Baker, may–in 5 years or so– “sign” an “exclusive contract” with Walt Disney Corp whereby I, Renee Ashley Baker, will Executive Produce motion pictures for Walt Disney Corp and will be paid (by Disney Corp) an annual payment of  $50 million dollars a year for 20 years…..  

NOW…THE TRUTH

Barbra Streisand

RE:  BARBRA STREISAND

     I, Renee Ashley Baker, have already stated that if–Miss Barbra Streisand (“the” Miss Barbra Streisand) doesn’t acquire 20% of “The Renee Ashley Baker Song Catalog” that 100% ownership of “The Renee Ashley Baker Song Catalog” will REMAIN with “CP Irrevocable Trust”.  And — when I, Renee Ashley Baker, said that I, Renee Ashley Baker, was not going to work “for” Barbra Streisand, I, Renee Ashley Baker, didn’t say that Barbra Streisand would not work for me.

 (I, Renee Ashley Baker, will “hire” Barbra Streisand to “work for me” and I, Renee Ashley Baker , will “Executive Produce” all of my motion pictures at Disney Corp under the banner: “Walt Disney Presents: Renee Ashley Baker” )…

NOW….SHORT AND TO THE POINT

     “Short” is what Colorado has made “showbusiness  performers”.  (Performers used to be “tall”).  Anyway, “criminally sick Colorado” is the reason that I, Renee Ashley Baker, “fired” Mariah Carey, Beyonce, Jennifer Lopez , and Kim Kardashian as “actresses”.  I, Renee Ashley Baker, then decided to cast Angie Everhart in the role for my “Luv 2 U” movie project.  

   (For Renee Ashley Baker’s “Luv 2 U” movie story I, Renee Ashley Baker, wanted Mathew Broderick and Sarah Jessica Parker to Star.  I, Renee Ashley Baker, was even considering Jamie Dominic for a part.  However, like I’ve said, all of the Renee Ashley Baker motion pictures are “on the shelf” and they will “stay there” for some time….)

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p.s. Nobody has to “give their work up for free” (except for Tupac  Shakur of course and the story is that Tupac got “killed” for his work–for his “master tapes”….)

  So, To Colorado:  I, Renee Ashley Baker, am not going to become “Tupac Shakur”.  Leave me alone Colorado! Don’t make me put “the Crawlspace” back because I will put it back !!!  

NOW…SHOUT OUT TO KEVIN

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“The Thin Man” (MGM television series) starring Peter Lawford

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“EL NINO” WINTER EMERGENCY PREPAREDNESS…

“BABY IT COULD STILL GET COLD OUTSIDE !”  

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ABOUT THE MOVIES….

THERE WILL BE “NO PICK UPS” AS I RENEE ASHLEY BAKER WILL NOT, NOT BE AN INDEPENDENT MOVIE PRODUCER….PLUS STILL “NO” TO ROBERT DENIRO.

No Sale

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ANNOUNCEMENT (NO DONALD TRUMP !)

1.  I, Renee Ashley Baker, don’t know why but Denver, today, is back trying to get Donald Trump “indicted” by a Federal Grand Jury.  I, Renee Ashley Baker, have already said “No” to Denver’s Donald Trump “film projects”.  Donald Trump is not, NOT going to finance Renee Ashley Baker (and Renee Ashley Baker is not, NOT going to be an “Indie Film Maker”.  I, Renee Ashley Baker already said “Disney Corp” for an exclusive deal in 3-5 years that will pay me, Renee Ashley Baker $50 million dollars a year for 20 years. For the umpteenth time, I, Renee Ashley Baker, will not be “in business” with Donald Trump. If, I, Renee Ashley Baker, have to “file a complaint against Donald Trump” with the U. S. Justice Department (like I did naming CBS Network), Donald Trump’s “campaign” will be over. Over because Donald Trump will have to “disclose” my complaint to the American Public.  Denver is still trying to have/use/run Donald Trump (!!!)  Also, remember, I, Renee Ashley Baker, am “50 United Nations Plaza” not, NOT “Trump Towers”.  Because of Denver, I, Renee Ashley Baker, won’t be going to “Trump Towers” not even to get my “eyebrows” done (!!!)

2.  Denver is trying to have/own/use/sell Renee Ashley Baker’s game shows.  Renee Ashley Baker’s “game shows” belong to CP Irrevocable Trust and neither of these “game shows” is for sale at this time.  Denver is trying to “coerce” me to give/sell NBC Network “You Pin Face”.  No, No, No.  Universal/NBC Network cannot buy “You Pin Face”. (I, Renee Ashley Baker, have decided that “You Pin Face” will not, NOT be produced, nor broadcast.  I, am taking “You Pin Face” off the slate….permanently.)

3.  Still “NO” to Aretha Franklin.  No toOWN Network, No to Oprah Winfrey, No to Gayle King, No to their “tacky red botoms”.  No to Revlon (it’s sold in drug stores and I, Renee Ashley Baker, am keeping Chanel and Chanel Cosmetics).  Also still “NO” to Mandalay Productions.  And still “NO” to “eating” or “meeting” at John Elway’s “CAPO Hash House”.  John Elway needs to pay that money back that he a bunch of retired “pensioners” lost all because John Elway “fronted a crooked deal”.

4.   I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be lunching, everyday in New York at the Grill Four Seasons and dining every Saturday (date night) with the “Caucasian/Jewish” man Janis Spindel fixes me up with….)

 SO NOW…. WHO DOES RENEE ASHLEY BAKER LOVE ?

CO CO CHANEL

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THE ROTHSCHILDS….(and Champagne Socialite ?)

Rothschild Champagne

I Love New York

WHERE ARE RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S FAVORITE MEN?

WITH RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S FAVORITE MATCHMAKER….

Janis Spindel Matchmaking

(You know the drill….Renee Ashley Baker’s “ideal man” has to be Jewish/Caucasian, 60-70 years of age….and a millionaire or billionaire….)

MOORE OF RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S FAVORITE COMPANIES BELOW…

ABC News

AT & T

Visa Pay

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Bowflex Treadclimber

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S FRANCE HOUSE….

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(The House Chanel–or a Rothschild Mortgage–Bought….)

Announcement

Re: THE RENEE ASHLEY BAKER SONG CATALOG

1.  The Renee Ashley Baker Song Catalog is NOT FOR SALE !

 2.   The “Renee Ashley Baker Song Catalog” will remain solely owned (100% owned) by “CP Irrevocable Trust”.

3.  The Renee Ashley Baker Song Catalog “may” be published by “CP Music Publishing Company”.  (CP Music Publishing Company will be solely owned –100% owned– by “CP Irrevocable Trust”).

4.  The Renee Ashley Baker Song Catalog will be “registered” with BMI or ASCAP (meaning registered by Renee Ashley Baker).  The Renee Ashley Baker Song Catalog BMI/ASCAP registration will specify “NO PERFORMING RIGHTS AVAILABLE”.

(Meaning No Covers, No Usage, and No Sale of the songs in the Renee Ashley Baker Song Catalog).  

 5.  NO LABEL….I, Renee Ashley Baker, have decided that I will NOT–NOT– set up a 7-10 year “Label Distribution Deal”.

Beyonce and Mariah and Rihanna still aren’t singers…. No to Diana Ross, and No to David Geffen. No to 50 Cent, and No to Kanye West –who is “designing junk”).  No to That Ugly Denver/Juarez Christina Aguillera, and No to Denver/Juarez Ariana Grande.

NO TO UNIVERSAL AND NO TO WARNER BROS/INTERSCOPE….

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and….BELOW THE “NO” LIST….

No to Gwen Stefani (an ugly  Italian no talent who can’t sing), No to little ugly “GiGi” too (No to David Foster).  No to Brittany Spears, No to Christina Aguillera, No to Selena, No to Jennifer Lopez, No to Jennifer Hudson,  No to Gaga and No to Madonna.

No to Rihanna, No to Beyonce, No to Lil Kim, No to Mary Blige.  No to Kanye West, No to Dr.Dre, No to Snoop Dogg, No to Sean Puffy Combs (P Diddy) No to Jay-Z, No to Tidal Music.

No to “broke” Melanie, No to Julia Roberts, No to Meryl Streep, No to Own Network, No to Oprah Winfrey, No to Gayle King. No to

No to Gale Hurd, No to Arnold Schwarzenegger, No to Robert DeNiro (No to Nobu), No to George Clooney, No to Sylvester Stallone, No to Brad Cooper.  No to ICM, No to William Morris and No to UTA.

  

 

 

 

 

 

 


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