Denver: A Broke Cowtown
Crap on Denver’s “Invisable” Movie Studio!
Crap on Uber too because I, Renee Ashley Baker, do NOT want Uber ! I, Renee Ashley Baker, will soon be driving my own “white on white Rolls Royce Corniche” on the French Riviera, after, my $180 million dollar Lawsuit settles (it’ll settle by the end of this month!)
Above is where I get off the Light Rail–it’s the downtown 18th Street stop. What a Cowtown! LOL.
(The beige and white sign on the building across the “parking lot” is the “Forever 21 Store”….I, Renee Ashley Baker, never shop there….)
Above I have just walked to the 16th St. Mall and am waiting for the 16th St Mall Shuttle; in this photo you can see some type of “burger joint” plus a “wild west souvenir store” (for tourists?) and some type of Mexican burrito joint (the orange shade).
Above, here comes the 16th St Mall Shuttle; way down there is “Lannie’s Clock Tower ” (Denver’s Burlesque House run by Denver’s star Lannie Garrett–LOL).
Above is “Capitol Hill Denver”
(To the lower right–not seen– is the Denver Post Building and to the upper right hand corner –seen–is the Park where all the street corner “drug dealers” sell drugs at; And…directly across from this park–in the upper left hand corner–not seen– is the State Capitol Building (LOL); Denver is all about the “drug business” both legal and illegal…)
Above , to the right, is the station where the Light Rail ends up in Downtown Denver at the 18th Street stop. (The building at the left used to be Neustedters–and I, Renee Ashley Baker, did used to shop at Neustedters….)
(Below The Light Rail Station on the South Side of Denver)
America Wins !
Renee Ashley Baker
That is me, Renee Ashley Baker, waiting at the train station wearing my hot pink/fuscia coat the morning after torrential rains sent abandoned cars floating through the flooded streets of Denver Colorado. I, Renee Ashley Baker, was certain that I would get caught in a late afternoon “down pour” so I wore my hot pink fucsia “rain coat” just to “be safe”. Over my shoulder is the “black tank train” that often runs along side the “light rail” that goes into downtown Denver. I look at the above photo and I think: “What could be in that tank? …Hope it doesn’t spill…. like….”
1. Donald Trump Spillage: Donald Trump spilled a vat-o-toxic on Mexicans this week by calling them ‘drug dealers’ and ‘rapists’. Now, Mexicans know they won’t be getting any “financing” from Donald Trump. (Donald Trump always says what “everybody is thinking”; So, will the “fox contests” –Miss USA and Miss Universe– be headed for Fox 31 ???).
2. Bristol Spillage: Bristol Palin spilled a vat-o-toxic on yet another of Mom Sarah’s bids for the U.S. Presidency. (Yes, I think Bristol timed another pregnancy to coincide with the 2016 Republican Presidential Race…LOL).
3. Fan Spillage: The public spilled a vat-o-toxic on Tidal Music Streaming saying they no longer “want to pay” and… the UCLA football coach spilled a vat-o-toxic on Sean P Diddy Combs son saying that Sean’s son wasn’t “good enough” to play. (Either way Sean won’t be getting my liquor company “The Champagne Socialite”….I, Renee Ashley Baker, plan to sell 40% to the Rothschilds….finger’s crossed!)
4. Dad Spillage: Bill Hudson (Goldie Hawn’s long ago ex-husband) spilled a vat-o-toxic on his children Little Goldie and handsome Oliver by ‘banishing” them from existence. (But look what “toxic” can do ; Bitter Bill looks worn, old, drawn and puckered while the “AbFab Goldie” still looks “age defying”….)
5. Renee Ashley Baker Spillage: I, Renee Ashley Baker, often spill a “vat-o-toxic”. Last week my spillage was on CBS Network whose TV shows –I feel–are for the “mentally challenged” and for the “mentally disable”. Those CBS “junk murder shows” on M-F are “awful”. Plus… I, Renee Ashley Baker, prefer “Good Morning America” and “ABC Nightly News” (I can’t stand Gayle King; And I, Renee Ashley Baker, still don’t like Oprah Winfrey nor her “tacky red bettoms shoes”…. I honestly never watched Oprah Winfrey’s TV show !!!).
6. Yet, America Wins!….Last week the U.S. Supreme Court made “same sex” marriage legal. Bully for US! Finally! It’s about time! However, I, Renee Ashley Baker, am “heterosexual” –aka strait–and last week I found a terrific “comedy” that would be great as a “big screen motion picture remake”. The remake? “Eight On The Lam” and it would star Mel Gibson and Renee Ashley Baker….But Mel Gibson would not, not have to “wear a dress” ( !!!)
(aka The End)
SHOP RENEEAB9 On ZAZZLE!
Shout Out To Neiman Marcus: Can I Get My Portable Wifi Speakers Into Your Stores by Christmas? (click on “designer” ReneeAb9 Speaker above).
Visit Renee Ashley Baker on You Tube (click you tube logo below)
Handsome Is As Handsome Does….
Fourth Of July Prep 2.0….
For The Rich….
(Or ….For Mr. Kiss Kiss Bang Bang aka James Bond)
If The Above Yacht and Submarine Is Still A Bit Too Pricey
(meaning You’re Still At 1.0 ?)
Try The Dock King Island Inflatable Raft Instead….
Now…About Renee Ashley Baker
Some people may want to know about my life in Denver Colorado. So–here goes:
I, Renee Ashley Baker attended George Washington High School (the high school located in rich Jewish Crestmoor Park).
2. I, Renee Ashley Baker attended the University of Denver (aka D.U.).
3. I, Renee Ashley Baker had jobs, such as:
a. I, Renee Ashley Baker, worked for a handsome Jewish lawyer who now has an “international practice” (and is a millionaire who has his office in Cherry Hills).
b. I, Renee Ashley Baker, worked for two Jewish marketing reps –they repped Echo silk scarves! These two Jewish women were the wives of two Jewish doctors who resided in Greenwood Village (their office back then was in Cherry Creek and I was their “front office receptinist” and I, Renee Ashley Baker really did read Vogue, Bazaar, and Cosmo magazine while sitting at my desk! (LOL).
c. I, Renee Ashley Baker, was born in St. Louis, Missouri at the rich Jewish hospital (Barnes Jewish Hospital). I, Renee Ashley Baker, was born to an Eastern Star and a Mason.
I, Renee Ashley Baker, am saying all that to say this–I really “do” want to “partner” with the Wertheimers and the Rothschilds (and hopefully I’ll really get to do so! I’m really trying to “prove myself”). Men (around the world) are becoming “fashion consious” and I want to launch ReneeAB9 men’s swimwear, a men’s cologne line and a men’s briefcase line….Wouldn’t Jamie Dominic (above) be great for my men’s swim trunks ads….?????
NOW…ABOUT MY GAME SHOW
The Title: “Mojo Movie Matinee” created by Renee Ashley Baker
1. Renee Ashley Baker (through CAA) will –hopefully—get to sell the “network broadcast rights” (for Mojo Movie Matinee) to ABC Network TV; to run for a period beginning 2018-2023 / with ABC Network to be “granted” exclusive worldwide syndication rights” as well.
2. ABC Network will tape 13-26 shows per year that will air during the fall/winter seasons (and possibly in an early evening time slot).
3. ABC Network will tape “Mojo Movie Matinee” at ABC TV Studios in New York City.
4. ABC Network will cast two players (two contestants) who are non-celebrity.
5. Shout Out To My Fortune 500 companies: I Need Sponsors For My Game Show!
a. Kelloggs (Special K)
b. AT& T Wireless
c. Buick or Volkswagen
d. Microsoft Source
e. New York Life… and…
For Consellation Prizes:
f. Ballet Beautiful Athletic Wear (of New York)
g. ReneeAB9 Men’s Designer Line
h. Vikram Vij Pre-Packaged Gourmet Foods (of Canada)
NOW….LET’S GO SHOPPING!
SWIMWEAR ….FOR HER !
By Mara Hoffman
By Zambo Zuri
MIAMI, FL – JULY 21: A model walks the runway during Indah show at Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Swim 2015 at Cabana Grande at the Raleigh on July 21, 2014 in Miami, Florida. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images for Indah)
IF YOU’D PREFER SUN PROTECTION
BEACH WEAR…. FOR HER
(Above Mott 50 Tunic, Wallaroo Savannah Hat)
now….let’s get going….
For The Back/Front Yard and Pool
Water Blasters, Water Balloon Pumper and Baby Spring Pool Float
Gadgets…. For The Annual Family Picnic:
Poloroid’s Zip To Print Photos Wirelessly From Your Smartphone
The Knog Expose Smart Strobe To Light Your iphone Selfies At Night
The Kenu Stance Smartphone Tripod To Make Videos or Watch Videos
TO SAFEGUARD YOUR THINGS WHILE YOU’RE HAVING FUN?
WEAR THE NEW FANNY PACK
(Above the Large Pocket SPIbelt)
DIABETIC’S HOLIDAY NEWS !
Sensible Shoes That Look Great !
(Above Stylish Orthopedic “Walk Another Way Shoes”. To wear even if “neropathy” isn’t yet a problem….)
MOORE STYLISH SHOE SHOPPING (FOR THE 4TH OF JULY!)
(I’ve passed on that “trashy” red bottom and wear Jimmy Choo instead)
For The Yard….
(contemporary garden light stakes)
(above Contemporary Garden Light Stakes)
For Your Table
(above, Dot Reusable Straws and Edible Wafer Paper Butterflies and Prepara Ice Spheres)
For The Grill
(above, Automatic Robotic Grill Cleaner and below Napoleon Grill…The Rolls Royce of Grills!)
Back yard Photo Taking !
(Poloroid Pic 300….In An Instant!)
NOW….READY….SET….”FOOD (BABY) !”
MOORE RENEE ASHLEY BAKER PROJECTS…..
AFTER MY LAWSUIT SETTLEMENT HAS BEEN SIGNED…
I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be “making a documentary” with Imax. My Imax Documentary will be called, “Launch: For Men Only…ReneeAB9”. My Imax Documentary will be “filmed” in France …in Paris France and filmed on the “French Riviera”. (No rights to my Imax Documentary will be sold to Amazon Prime nor to Netflix).
The Erma Foundation New York Party/ Event “Fashion Walks For Autism” will be “filmed” for my Imax Documentary. I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be using “Imax Productions” so “No” to Indigo Productions. (However, I Renee Ashley Baker, will keep Steven Meisel for this “documentary”….)
Oprah Winfrey and Gayle King will not NOT be attending The Erma Foundation New York Event (aka “Fashion Walks For Autism: A Very Special Affair”.) I, Renee Ashley Baker, still do not, NOT, watch Oprah Winfrey and I, Renee Ashley Baker, “can’t stand” Gayle King. (still NO to CBS Network).
And…. Because I, Renee Ashley Baker, have said “NO” to Television the “tv rights” will NOT be sold to my Erma Foundation New York party/event. In other words, No “tv rights” sold to Amazon Prime. I, Renee Ashley Baker, will retain all “tv rights” and these “tv rights” will not , NOT be sold.
Also still no to Warner Bros, and still no to Universal (“NO” to “Juraissic Park”); and still No to ICM, No to “the Jacksons”. No to Richard Gere. No to all those who I, Renee Ashley Baker, have previously said NO to.
RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S FRENCH RIVIERA HOUSE…..
THE HOUSE THAT CHANEL (OR A ROTHSCHILD BANK MORTGAGE BOUGHT)
I, Renee Ashley Baker, have told you that the “movie chain” (AMC) had to be sold to the Chinese because it had “gone bankrupt” . Why bankrupt? Too many women, too many “gay women”, too many ugly women, too many B-list actresses (like Charlize Theron), plus too many “bad scripts”. (Too many “middle managers” trying to run the “movie studios”). The public is STAYING AWAY from the movie “box office” in droves. This past Memorial Day weekend brought the lowest Memorial Day “movie audience” since 2001. Example: The Disney Movie “TomorrowLand” cost $180 million to make but “took in” only $41 million dollars this weekend at the movie theatres ! SITYS (See I Told You So)… I, Renee Ashley Baker, may talk to Disney Execs in 3-5 years and may sign a 7 Year Exclusive Contract with Disney. I, Renee Ashley Baker, will have an office on the Disney lot and will receive “Executive Producer” credit “above the title” but not above “Walt Disney Presents”….However, from 2015-2018 I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be residing in France and I, Renee Ashley Baker will be launching Erma French Perfume and Design, ReneeAB9 Men’s Designer Line and The “Champagne Socialite” cocktail company..… READ ON….
RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S SCHEDULE
1a. Settle Lawsuit Out of Court (for $100 million dollars–my Philadelphia lawyers get 40%).
b. Sign a “male model” for the ReneeAB9 Men’s Designer Line of Swim Trunks (maybe Jamie?).
2. Move To France in October 2015 (set up two companies, Erma French Perfume and Design /ReneeAB9 and Champagne Socialite hopefully with The Wertheimers and The Rothschilds. IF–I, DECIDE:
3. Star with Bruce Willis in “Diehard” (in 2017 or 2017 (for 20th Century Fox).
4. Star with Tom Hanks in 2019 (for Disney Studios).
5. Star in “The Carr Extraction” by Renee Ashley Baker with Harrison Ford?, and Sean Connery? and Ben Kingsley? and _____as Dr. White (for Disney Studios).
6. Star with Kevin Costner or Brad Pitt in 2020 (for Disney) BECAUSE of “Colorado’s Strong Arm Extortion Rackets” I, Renee Ashley Baker, will have to get Federal Court Injunctions against Universal Studios, against Warner Bros Studios, against ICM and against Tagliaboo of the NFL. (Denver keeps trying to “coerce me” to work on a movie project with Tagliaboo and the NFL. Tagliaboo will “go to jail”. Denver’s John Elway will “go to jail too”.
FOLLOW RENEE ASHLEY BAKER ON SOCIAL MEDIA….
TWITTER (click on Tweet below)
WIX (click on Wix below)
FACEBOOK (click on FB Below)
AND…VISIT THE “RENEEAB9” DESIGNER HOUSEWARES AND MEN’S ACCESSORIES STORE
…. (click on lamp below)
AND…STILL “NO” (BELOW)
NO TO CBS NETWORK AND NO TO TIPPI HEDREN (SHE’S TOILET PAPER)…..
OPRAH WINFREY WILL “NOT” BE TRAVELING TO EUROPE WITH RENEE ASHLEY BAKER (ON BOARD THE QUEEN MARY 2)…. NO TO ROBERT DENIRO AND NO TO SEAN PUFFY (P DIDDY ) COMBS (THEY’LL BOTH GO TO JAIL)…. NO TO JAMES PATTERSON, NO TO HALLE BERRY NO TO JILL SCOTT, NO TO JENNIFER HUDSON…. No to John Elway, No to Janus Fund, No to Invesco, No to Gale Hurd, No to Gayle King, No to Oprah Winfrey, No to Forrest Whitacker, No to Ludacris, No to Nicolas Cage, No to Dennis Quaid, No to Sean Puffy Combs (he’ll go to jail), No to Jay-Z, No to Kanye West, No to Madonna, No to David Foster, No to Beyonce, No to Lil Kim and No to Rihanna, No to Nicki Manaj, and No to Mariah Carey (she still can’t sing), And….No to George Clooney, No to George Clooney, and Robert DeNiro will “go to jail”.
RENEE ASHLEY BAKER ALSO SAYS “NO” TO ORGANIZED CRIME….
Colorado is trying to have “this” be Universal Studios. (Somebody who works for a Denver City agency said that if I wasn’t going to be for “the movie industry” then I needed to be for Los Angeles….This somebody, a “she” then explained that being for Los Angeles meant “being for the illegal drug industry”…..Denver has to “kiss Renee Ashley Baker’s ass”…..