Completed ! Four New Products ! (plus “I Love New York Collection” License Pending) and “Digital Wallpaper” Fall/Winter Collection plus NYC (50 U.N. Plaza….)

September 16, 2016

 

 

Where did “fat ugly” Sheryl Underwood’s CBS Face Come From ?

 

 

For  The  Men ….

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New Product “Digital Wallpaper Leggings” For Women (in small)

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Digital Wallpaper Women’s Sportsbra by ReneeAB9

(Two “Colors” All Sizes….Logo On Back !!!)

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Digital Wallpaper Women’s  Hoodie by ReneeAB9

(“Gray Only” in Medium)

and  Digital Wallpaper “Anybody”  Jersey Shirt by ReneeAB9

(All “Colors and Sizes”)

#JimmyChoo On A Plate

(And at Renee Ashley Baker Dinner Parties ?)

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And…Should I, Renee Ashley Baker, Buy This Shoe ?

 Casadei  Crocodile  Pump

 

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(Sold Exclusively at Harrods London    Cost: $1800 )

 

 

Below…Videos and Designs  by Renee Ashley Baker

 

“I Love New York Collection”  Spring/Summer 2017

Designed by Renee Ashley Baker for ReneeAB9

(License Pending !!!)

Below  ReneeAB9 “Digital Wallpaper” Collection

Fall/Winter 2016

Designed by Renee Ashley Baker

Samsung Galaxy S7  Cell Phone Case (Tough ! )

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WOMEN’S  WEAR

Women’s  Activewear  Leggings

(Size M 8-10 White/Size L 10-12 Black)

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Women’s Fall/Winter Clutch

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HOUSEWARES

Coffee/Tea  Mug (Buy 12 !)

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10.75 Porcelain Dinner Plates (Buy 12 !)

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Soup Mug (Buy 12 !)  

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Coffee/Tea Mug (Buy 12 !)

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ELECTRONICS….

Bluetooth Wireless Speakers (in Black & White)

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Cell Phone Cases For Iphone S6  (!!!)

 

 

Announcement

ReneeAB9 is owned (100%) by Erma French Perfume and Design.  Erma French Perfume and Design and Celtic Lion/Manly Man will (hopefully) be owned (30%) by CP Industries/CP Irrevocable Trust and  (70%) by The Wertheimers.(!!!)  Below Renee Ashley Baker’s France House and Renee Ashley Baker’s New York Condo located  at 50 United Nations Plaza.  Renee Ashley Baker, will be settling her “civil case” out of court  (through the U.S. Attorney) for an amount of $90 million – $140 million dollars….

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50 United Nations Plaza

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Visit Store (click link below):

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Announcement

To My Readers (2,900,000 – 6,000,000 Viewers )

No to Jada Pinkett’s TV Show….Still No to Hoda Kotb.

 I, Renee Ashley Baker, have “never liked” Oprah Winfrey….So–No to Oprah Winfrey (No to Own Network)and No to Gayle King; No to ICM and NO to William Morris; No to CBS Network, No to Paramount, No to Universal/Decca….No to Beyonce, No to Rihanna, No to Madonna, No to Madonna’s Company, No to Janet Jackson (and No to Jada Pinkett and No to Jada Pinkett’s kids). And No to Charlize Theron and No to Kate Moss (I never liked Kate Moss; only Jerry Hall and Claudia Schiffer –and I like Pyper America, the new girl in town)….

 

New York Fashion Week 2016 Day 6 ! #NYFW2016, Fashion Week, Fashion Shows, Fashion Walks (for Autism)…Fashion Bloggers, Fashion Models, and ReneeAB9 Collection !

September 12, 2016

Videos  Below by Renee Ashley Baker

 “Hi Tech Galaxy” and “Social Media/Social Butterfly”

 

50 United Nations Plaza

Camelot by Swarovski

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(above, Renee Ashley Baker’s  New York City residence at 50 United Nations Plaza featuring Thermadore kitchen appliances and Shonbek Swarovski chandeliers “Camelot” pictured. Below Renee Ashley Baker’s Mother —Lady Irma/Erma…)

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A  FALL “BALL”  FOR NEW YORK CITY’S “SOCIAL SET” ?

 Needed:  Sponsors for The Erma Foundation “Fashion Walks For Autism Ball” (in 2017 ? ) 

What: An “Invitation Only”  Fundraiser  To Benefit The Erma Foundation

 (Chairman and President of The Erma Foundation :  “CP”)

Where:  New York City

When:  Hopefully 12 months from now (September 2017) during “New York Fashion Week”

Why:  My beautiful Mother (Lady Irma/Erma pictured above) was such a “wonderful person” that everything she touched “turned to Gold”.  So, I, Renee Ashley Baker, (the daughter of Lady Irma/Erma) have decided to set up–establish– a foundation named for my Mother , which, is to be called  “The Erma Foundation” (a 501 3c).  

Who:  I, Renee Ashley Baker, would like to get “Corporate Table Sponsorship” from Corporate Sponsors.

(Cost: $100,000 per table–9 tables available).

And, there will also be “Benefactor Table Sponsorship”

(Cost: $50,000 per table–3 tables available– Gold, Silver, Brass….each to sit 10 Guests !!!)

 INVITATION  ONLY  

 I, Renee Ashley Baker, would like to invite: AT&T, IBM, Duracell, Microsoft, Facebook (Mark Zuckerberg Foundation) HHMI (Howard Hughes Foundation), Kelloggs Corporation (W K Kellogg Foundation), Rockefeller Foundation, Rothschild Foundation, The Duke Endowement,  Andrew W Mellon Foundation, Robert Wood Johnson Foundation, The Annenberg Foundation, Pew Charitable Trust,  Leona M and Harry B Helmsley  Charitable Trust, Bloomberg Philanthropies (optional) and the Leo DiCaprio Foundation. 

Unfortunately, I, Renee Ashley Baker, have to “refuse” the “entertainment industry”…(meaning “NO” to Oprah Winfrey, and “NO” to Rihanna, “NO” to Charlize Theron,  “No” to Julia Roberts,  “NO” to Robert DeNiro, “NO” to Sean P Diddy, “NO” to Jay-Z, “NO” to Beyonce and “NO” to other “entertainers” and “No” to the Crips/Bloods gang members and gang associates.  I’ve had about enough !!!).

FASHION  HISTORY:

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On this day in history:  September 12, 1953 “future” President (John F. Kennedy) marries his “future” First Lady (Jacqueline Bouvier Kennedy).  Jackie Kennedy’s wedding gown designed by black designer Ann Lowe…

(Miss Ann Lowe also designed for ‘other’  New York Society families; namely the Rockefellers….

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Ann Lowe John F.  Kennedy designer

WEDDINGS  CONTINUED

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Pippa Middleton and James Matthews Wedding Date?

 I, Renee Ashley Baker, don’t have this news but wouldn’t HRH Princess Charlotte look “abfab” in one of these flower girl dresses ?

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now….

FASHION….CHINESE  STYLE !!!

First, China’s Leading  Lady:  Li  Bing  Bing  

What a beauty !

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 Did you know that:

 1.  22 movie screens open everyday in China ?  

2.  Chinese filmmakers produce 600 “features” a year (which include Action, Sci Fi, and Thrillers).

 3.  The Chinese spent $3.5 billion dollars to purchase the “Hollywood” movie studio “Legendary”.  

NEXT, CHINA’S  LEADING  SOCIALITE & FASHION PLATE

“The Red Princess” (aka Bao Bao Wan !!!)

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 Bao Bao  has sold her $13 million dollar penthouse in Sydney after spending just two nights there !!!.      Just  “what”  was the problem ?!!!   

NOW, ARE YOU STILL ABFAB ?  

“Absolutely Fabulous: The Movie”  

Beware:  Enablers  Are  Out  There !!!  

 

NOW  “OTHER”  ABFAB…

Renee Ashley Baker’s Favorite Shoe…

Jimmy Choo !!!  

(Below Jimmy Choo Fall 2016 )

 

 Mr. Jimmy Choo will hopefully be a “guest of honor” at one of The Erma Foundation “events” to be held in New York City….

 FASHION’S   TOP   BLOGGERS

 above Zoella (Beauty, Fashion, & Lifestyle) Danielle Bernstein (“We Wore What”) and  Margaret Zhang (“Shine By Three”).

 FASHION MODEL NEWS …

The New Stars !!!  

(aka Alisa, Cameron, and Julia)

 

READY TO WEAR !!!  

CHANEL “FAB  FAB”

 

VOODOO   VIXEN    “Fi  Fi”

 

This “poodle” cardigan sweater can be worn in fall/winter right ?  Maybe with a pair of black wool slacks or a black butter soft leather skirt ?  

MAKE UP SCHOOL….

THE EYES HAVE IT !!!

 Want a gel liner that “glides on” like butter ?  

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Laura Geller Inkwell Waterproof Gel  Eyeliner (in Purple)

2. Want a glittering “evening” liner  

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Sephora  Collection Glitter Eyeliner (in Dark Grey Blue)

3.  Want a mascara that “darkens” lashes?  

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Bare Minerals Lash Domination Mascara

4.  Want a “mascara” that “adds” lashes  

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Tarte “Lights, Camera, Lashes” Lash Extending Fibers Mascara

5.  Want a lipstick to amuse and tantalize ?  

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Chanel Rouge Allure Velvet Instense Long Wear Lip Color  (Cost:  $37.00)  

NOW…THE  “RENEEAB9 COLLECTION”

(designed by Renee Ashley Baker)

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NEXT MONTH IS  “HALLOWEEN  PARTY  MONTH” !!!

 (ReneeAB9 porcelain and paper party plates designed by Renee Ashley Baker)  

VISIT RENEE’S TWITTER

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OR…. Visit ReneeAB9 Store (click link below):

http://www.zazzle.com/collections/the_halloween_collection_2016-119851227523177782

 

 

Completed ! Fashion Week Begins ! #NYFW2016, New York, #Vogue, #Harpers Bazaar, #W, #WWD,#Fashiondiaries,#Celebrities plus The Beluga Bar NYC !

September 8, 2016

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Time Once Again For “Fashion Week” !!!  (Below Videos by Renee Ashley Baker)

 

 

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The Beautiful Mrs. A

pictured above is Renee Ashley Baker’s  Mother (The Beautiful Mrs “A” aka Lady Irma/Erma) who bought/owned a “mini mansion” in St. Louis Missouri that had been brought over,  piece by piece from France, back in the mid-1920’s (actually the “mini-mansion” had been brought over by a Jewish “millionaire” who was a Judge !!!).  As you can see from the photo above Lady Irma/Erma had a “very elegant” and “French” style as Lady Irma/Erma wore silk dresses and genuine crocodile heels (with matching handbag) and Lady Irma/Erma real–genuine–leopard coat just like the one pictured on First Lady Jackie Kennedy  below…. (Lady Irma/Erma also  wore 24kt  “gold rings” on her fingers wherever she went. One of the  gold rings in the photo above is an “Eastern Star” ring.  Lady Irma/Erma really was “gold finger”….!!!)

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(below Tiffany & Co Gold “T” Bracelet…)

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50 United Nations Plaza

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above Renee Ashley Baker’s residence (50 United Nations Plaza); While at the condo I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be taking “fashion design classes” online (on my IBM Lenovo computer).  

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TROOPING  THE   COLOUR !!!

Queen Elizabeth Tunic by Bernard

above, Tunic  by  Bernard (Weatherhill !!!)

Below The Queen of Camelot….

First Lady Jackie Kennedy “trooping her style” alongside President John F. Kennedy….

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Ra  Ra  Romanov  !!!

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“LIfe As A Romanoff:  A Princesses “fairytale life”  (Olga is writing a new book about her life.  Olga is the daughter of Prince Andrew Romanov a nephew of Tsar Nicholas !!!)  Below the fabulous home of Olga Romanov.

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HEIR  B & B  

below Earl Charles and Lady Charllote Spencer

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 Althorpe the “for rent” ancestral home of Princess Diana and her brother Earl the 9th (lol)….Spencer House Manor is 500 years old and has 88 fireplaces.  The cost to rent is $40,000 per couple and a group of 18 can rent the manor for $250,000….Talk about a “house party” !!!

now….Billy Joe, Bobbie Joe and Betty Jo?  I Don’t Think So !!!  

Meet Lady Kitty, Lady Eliza and Lady Amelia

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above the glamorous daughters of Princess Diana’s brother (the aforementioned 9th Earl of Spencer…) These “haughty heiresses” have “bared their cleavages”  in St. Tropez , Cape Town, Australia (to name but a few)…

Below:

RENEE  ASHLEY  BAKER’S  FAVORITES !!!

Throwback Tuesday: Brad Pitt and Robin Givens

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The Goddess “Mercedes” (during fashion week )

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Below Some of Renee Ashley Baker’s new and old favorite products….

White Sofa Heaven by Roche Bobois

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Sparking Gourmet Beverages  by Dry Soda Company  

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U.S (and France’s) Favorite Battery

Duracell  Quantum

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Perrier  

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 Evian 

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Renee Ashley Baker’s Favorite New York Restaurants….

The Beluga Bar NYC

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New Restaurants:  Daniel, per Se, Le Bernardin, Jean Georges, Eleven Madison Park, Chef’s Table, Daniel, Rebelle, the Finch, Semilla, Atera, the Modern.

Old Restaurants: Four Seasons “The Grill”, The Russian Tea Room, Mr. Chow/Phillipe, SoHo Club,  Marquis, Up and Down, Drybar, Nello, Cafe Clover, The Fat Radish, Blue Hill at Stone, Sprinkles Studson Common, The Bar Avion (at JFK Airport), Print, Carnegie Deli, 

and whose gonna take Renee Ashley Baker to all these great restaurants ?

Below Renee Ashley Baker’s Matchmaker Janis Spindel

Janis Spindel Serious Matchmaking wedding ring

 

 Renee Ashley Baker’s “Perfect Man”  ?

 (He must be Caucasian, Jewish, and a Millionaire )

and….

Below Renee Ashley Baker’s France House

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(The House Chanel and a Rothschild Mortgage Bought)  

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Designed  by Renee Ashley Baker

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VISIT RENEE’S TWITTER….

 

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ANNOUNCEMENT   ANNOUNCEMENT  

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ABOUT  RENEE  ASHLEY  BAKER 

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be settling my “civil case” (via the U.S. Attorney) for an amount of $90 million to $140 million dollars.  Congratulations to Gretchen Carlson, Erin Andrews, and Shannen Doherty.

Colorado is trying to own/run the “entertainment industry”….I, Renee Ashley Baker, expect the Men to “rule Hollywood”….!!!  

By The Way….

These “dogs” (these women in Colorado) who keep trying to “boss” an “entertainment company” from their “poor locations” (these women in Colorado who keep saying the “p word” saying the “c word” and  making “threats” to rape and murder” ) are not–NOT–the “Women In The Entertainment Industry”…..

No to Robert DeNiro, No to George Clooney, No to Sylvester Stallone, No to “mediocre” Brad Cooper (!!!)

plus still NO to Oprah Winfrey, No to OWN Network, No to Gayle King. No to  broke Melanie (and no to broke Antonio).  NO to Demi Moore and NO to Sharon Stone. And No to  Beyonce and NO to  Rihanna. NO to  Demi Lovato. (I, Renee Ashley Baker, am not a Mexican and I, Renee Ashley Baker, am not with the Crips nor with the Bloods and I don’t care who they tell to “shut up” — I’ve gone to the U.S. Justice Department on Denver Colorado’s “poor criminal trash” who keep trying to “do business” with the Bloods and with the Crips)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Happy Labor Day !!! plus Fashion Preview: Duchess Kate Best Dressed, Women’s Fashion, Vogue Magazine, W Magazine, Harpers Bazaar Magazine, New York City, #Hiroshima !

August 22, 2016

 

A  Video  by   Renee Ashley Baker

 

Plus….The Golden Dragon Returns (feat Galaxy) a video by Renee Ashley Baker

 

Plus ( “Renee–gine   a la   Regine ?)

Renee Ashley Baker starring in “Club Underground” (feat. Jupiter Jazz)

 

Plus  Renee Ashley Baker starring in “Social Media/Social Butterfly” (feat. Hiroshima)

 

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above Renee Ashley Baker starring in “Social Media/Social Butterfly”;

(also above Renee Ashley Baker’s New $10 million dollar New York Condo at 50 United Nations Plaza, and below Renee Ashley Baker’s France House (The House That Chanel and a Rothschild Bank Mortgage is paying for….)

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BY INVITATION  ONLY….

So, I, Renee Ashley Baker, am buying two great “party houses”….a NYC condo and a Glass  Manse on the French Riviera….of course, I, Renee Ashley Baker, am getting $90 million dollars in two out of court settlements (which, at this time, I cannot go into detail about)…..But, back to the “parties”….Most of the Renee Ashley Baker parties will be “cocktail parties and dinner parties” (not fundraisers for The Erma Foundation).   Who’ll attend?  New York Residents (New Yorkers only…Californians not allowed !!!); there’ll be New York “Blue Book Society” attending …New York Power Brokers,  Jetsetters and Royalty !!!      Quelle Season !!!  

Now…For…The  Best  Dressed ?

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 Why Duchess Kate of course….

and the Wee Ones ?

  A style of their own….. 

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above  Princess Estelle of Ostergotland (age 4) and below  HRH Princess Charlotte of Cambridge (age 2) !!!

Now…More  Social  Etiquette  ? 

For us “big girls”….

(above Caroline Vreeland, great granddaughter of legendary Vogue editor and fashion icon Diana Vreeland.  Want to know the three emojis that Caroline can’t live without?   1.  wine  2.  rain cloud  3. scorpion)….

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Thinking of  “socializing” with The Artsy Set ?

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(above Art Collector Jane Nathanson –University of Denver alumni– wearing a Chanel dress and shoes and Fogal of Switzerland tights….Jane Nathanson grew up on Fifth Avenue NYC….(below the Fifth Avenue  Frick  Art Collection ….)

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Wanna Be A Fashion Photographer?  

The SHOT….(on WMag com)

 W Magazine is on the look out for the next “big name” in fashion photography.

Boo George

photographed by  Boo George  

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photographed by Jamie Hawksworth  

Spellbound by Steven Meisel

and “Spellbound” photographed  by Steven Meisel

(Is Steven Meisel Renee Ashley Baker’s “party book” photographer ?)  

Deng Mei of China

Now….

Meet China’s  “Wardrobe OrganIzer”….

Deng Mei, 24 (from Chengdu China) is a professional wardrobe-organizer for China’s rich.  Deng has become a “media darling” in China after her unique service (to help wealthy people organize their wardrobe) took off.  

DIY  (WARDROBE ORGANIZER APPS)

Stylebook Wardrobe App

Stylebook  

My Style wardrobe app

MyStyle

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Stylicious  (For Serious Wardrobe Tracking)  

DRESS  SNEAKERS  ?

Roger Vivier leather strass buckle sneaker

 above Roger Vivier white leather sneakers with buckle (Cost: $1395).

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 and  now

THE  RENEEAB9  COLLECTION:

To The Resort, To The Yacht, To The Louvre Restaurant

To The Park, To The School, Feet up at the Office (U Rule)  

To The Mall, The Salon, Or For TakeOut U Bet

To The Country Club, To The Skating Rink, Or To See Me at The Met ! (lol)

Below ReneeAB9 high Top Sneakers For Her (Cost: $90.00)

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above ReneeAB9  Low Top Sneakers For Her

“The Emoji Collection” designed by Renee Ashley Baker (Coming Soon)

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Visit ReneeAB9 Store (a CP Industries Company).

 Click link below:

http://www.zazzle.com/reneeab9

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above Keira Knightly  (“the face of Chanel”….)

Below…..Renee Ashley Baker’s Favorite Skin Care Products:

 (BY  CHANEL)

Chanel La Creme Sublimage 400.00

Chanel La Creme Sublimage   (Cost: $400.00 ) 

Chanel Hydra Beauty Nourishing Lip Care

Chanel’s Hydra Beauty Nourishing  Lip Care  

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Chanel’s  Hair  Mist: Coco Mademoiselle  

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Estee Lauder “make up brush” set….

AND NOW….

Renee Ashley Baker’s New Car?  (If my physician says I can drive…)  

Astin Martin of Long Island New York

above, what can I say…..

Aston  Martin  (of Long Island New York !!!)

 

 

ABOUT BRAD PITT  

He’s  Invited !!!

The last time I, Renee Ashley Baker, was in Springfield Mo, Brad Pitt was “just starting kindergarden”….

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NOW…

SAFETY AND SECURITY FOR WOMEN (AND MEN….)  

Home Security System

AT& T Digital Life 

ATT Digital Life home security

Ring Doorbell Cam (with app)

Ring Doorbell Cam

Apartment Security System  

Izon Cam (with app)

Izon security Cam with app

Peephole Door Cam

Sun Force Peep Hole Camera

Automobile Security System

Dash Cam Pro

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 Tac Light (compact–for glove compartment)

Tac Light by Bell and Howell

Personal Security System

While Partying  (Bling Pepper Spray)

BLING Pepper Spray

While Jogging  (Hot Walkers)

Hot Walkers Pepper Spray for Joggers

While Commuting (iphone case in pink)

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Best Personal Safety Apps (for Women or Men)

Companion

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My Force Now

My Force Now Panic Button

SAS Survival Guide 

John Wisemans SAS Survival Guide cell phone app

Find My Car

Find My Car app

Best Luggage Trackers

Stick n Find

Stick N Find

Bikn

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X Y Find Beacon

X Y Find Luggage Tracker

Renee Ashley Baker’s Favorite Earbuds:

Bang & Olufsen Beo Play H3

Bang & Olufsen Beoplay

Shure earbuds

 Shure 

Skull Candy Holua earbuds

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NOW…

IT’S  PERSONAL…..

I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER,  THOUGHT I SAID ….

SAID

 

About ” CP”

CP’s  father is a “caucasian” man (a white man) of German descent…(and yes, CP’s father is also a millionaire….).

2.  Cp’s $10 million dollar NYC condo (at 50 United Nations Plaza) is not–NOT–for the “entertainment industry”….

3.  CP is the only “other” beneficiary of the $90 million dollar CP Irrevocable Trust (a NY Trust)….

4.  CP will be Chairman and President of The Erma Foundation (to be headquartered in New York City).  CP is also “part owner” of CP Industries….(No to Oprah Winfrey, No to Gayle King, No to CBS, No to Paramount, No to Universal, No to Decca, No to Warner Bros and Piss on Chris and piss on Jada; and piss on ICM too ).

5.  THE ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY HAS TO STAY OUT OF RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S HOUSES

(Brad Pitt the only exception….)

 6.   To The Bankers and To The Financial Press:

   The Bankers and Financial Press should know that Denver’s Hobos are going to put Jared Leto , and Ashton Kutcher in prison.  As I, Renee Ashley Baker, have no “intention” of “accepting money” (borrowing money) from Jared Leto, nor from Ashton Kutcher (nor from  Arnold Schwarzenegger).  

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Announcement

TO READ ANNOUNCEMENT….CLICK LINK BELOW:

http://jfkrfkashley.blogspot.com/

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Renee Ashley Baker in St Louis Missouri

 

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View Renee Ashley Baker Flickr Page (click link below):

https://www.flickr.com/photos/reneebakerstudios/

OR

Visit Renee Ashley Baker’s new website at:

(click link below)

http://www.reneeashleybaker.me/

Food! Fun! Freedom! (Olympics 2016 ! #Anthony Ervin, #Yusra Mardini) plus Celebrity News, New York News, Entertaining, Recipes, Party Plates, Halloween, Holidays, French Riviera News….

August 15, 2016

 

 

      I, Renee Ashley Baker, am “following closely” the “choices” for the “next” James Bond aka #007   aka  “Mr. Kiss Kiss Bang Bang”….

      I, Renee Ashley Baker, am voting  “thumbs down” on Tom Hiddelston (too much Taylor Swift) but…. I, Renee Ashley Baker, can’t yet decide between James Norton  and  Aidan Turner (plus Michael  Fassbender  is still  a “possibliity”).  

      Anyway, please “Ned” don’t pick a “Jane Bond”  –a “female 007” can’t go around saying “p word galore” with a strait  face can she ?    (And “Bond Jane Bond” is outright “ridiculous” !!!).

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Renee Ashley Baker

and… speaking of birds….

Tweety  says, “Don’t  Forget  Renee On Twitter”

click link here:  https://twitter.com/reneeeurope

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photography by Renee Ashley Baker

(from  Sir Alfred  to  Sir Edward….)

NOW…

RIO  OLYMPICS  2016 !!!

re: Anthony Erwin

 Gold Medal Winner

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Anthony Ervin Rio Olympics Gold Medal Winner 2016

re:  Yusra  Mardini

Life Medal Winner  

(BUTTERFLY:  The Flight To Freedom)

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and

Photography by Renee Ashley Baker

“Believe  It  Or  Not”

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HOLIDAY PARTY SEASON STARTS IN OCTOBER !!!

Chef clip art    Le Cordon Bleu

and  I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be hiring a Cordon Blue Chef….

FIRST:  FIND FABULOUS  PARTY  LIGHTING ….

Swarovski  Crystal  Chandeliers by Schonbek !!!

Crystal Empire

Crystal Empire by Swarovski

ReFrak

Refrax_by Swarovski

Camelot

Camelot by Swarovski

p.s.  I, Renee Ashley Baker, will also be buying (purchasing) ten (ten !!!) Schonbek Swarovski Chandeliers for my condo at 50 United Nations Plaza.  I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be giving parties for New York’s Blue Book Society,  Jetset  and Royalty….

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Below are great recipe suggestions (by Renee Ashley Baker) for “entertaining”….

FOOD !  

A Sandwich

#1  Cajun-Spiced Soft-Shell Crab Sandwich

Soft Shell Crab Sandwich

Recipe: http://www.myrecipes.com/recipe/cajun-spiced-soft-shell-crab-sandwich-with-yellow-pepper-caper-aioli

 #2  Crispy Cornmeal Shrimp Sandwich

Crispy Cornmeal Shrimp Sandwich

Recipe: http://www.bhg.com/recipe/crispy-cornmeal-shrimp-sandwich/#page=0

A Salad

 #1 Grilled Soft-Shell Crab and Pineapple Salad with Watercress  

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Recipe:  http://www.myrecipes.com/recipe/grilled-soft-shell-crab-pineapple-salad-with-watercress

#2 Greek Chicken Salad Pitas

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Recipe: http://www.myrecipes.com/recipe/greek-chicken-salad-pitas

A  Steak !

 #1 Shallot-Rubbed steak with Roasted Potatoes and Pickled Onions

Shallot Rubbed Steak

Recipe: http://www.myrecipes.com/recipe/shallot-rubbed-steak-with-roasted-potatoes-pickled-onions

 #2  Sichuan Steak and Asparagus  

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Recipe: http://www.myrecipes.com/recipe/sichuan-steak-asparagus

#3  Grilled Onion, Beef and Sweet Potato Salad

Beef Grilled Onion and Sweet Potato Salad

Recipe:  http://www.myrecipes.com/recipe/grilled-onion-beef-sweet-potato-salad

Finally,

Last but not Least,

A “Sidecar”   (A What?)

Sidecar cocktail

Cocktail Recipe #1:

http://www.epicurious.com/recipes/food/views/sidecar-350783

Pomegranate Cosmo

 (St. Louis Missouri’s Favorite “Food of the Gods”)

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Cocktail Recipe #2:

http://www.bonappetit.com/recipe/pomegranate-cosmo   

#3  I’ll take “Manhattan”

Bourbon Manhattan Cocktail

Cocktail Recipe #3:  

http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink580.html

and

Renee Ashley Baker’s Favorite?  “Champagne Socialite Cocktails”

(coming soon to a liquor store near you !!!)

Baron de Rothschild Champagne

(above Baron de Rothschild….)

Now….

Want “Gold Plated Steak Knives” at the table ?

some great ones below by Hammered  

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NEED A PLACE TO HAVE A PARTY  ?

Build A Party Room !  

room by Prime Oak 1

The Art of Living by Prime Oak (throughout the U.K., Netherlands and Belgium…)

room by Prime Oak 2

now

HOW TO DRESS FOR THE PARTY ?

HER:  A White Gold Cameo

White Gold Cameo Vintage 2016

HIM:  Fine Tuning  Fine Timing…

“Z9”  by Harry Winston

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Plus

New….

Halloween Party Gift Bags/Goody Bags by ReneeAB9 (on Zazzle)….

ReneeAB9 Gift Bag 2   ReneeAB9 Gift Bag 3   ReneeAB9 Gift Bag 4

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Also New:

Halloween Party Plates by ReneeAB9 (on Zazzle)

 Two Porcelain Plates and Two Paper Plates….

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 Visit ReneeAB9 Store (click link below):

http://www.zazzle.com/collections/the_halloween_collection_2016-119851227523177782

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The ReneeAB9 Zazzle Store (and it’s designs) are owned by “CP Industries” and owned by “CP Irrevocable Trust”.  

(Hopefully,  The Wertheimers will own 70% of Erma French Perfume and Design, ReneeAB9 Furniture, and Celtic Lion/Manly Man)….

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S FRANCE HOUSE

(paid for by a Rothschild Bank mortgage)

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Below photos of Renee Ashley Baker:

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Renee Ashley Baker and the 1953 Buick

Renee Ashley Baker’s  favorite lotion?  

Renee Ashley Baker “endorses”  La  Mer….(it’s from the “sea” !!!)

La Mer lotion

Announcement

  The ReneeAB9 Zazzle “products” will not–not be owned by Donald Trump (Donald Trump will “go to jail”).  Also ReneeAB9 Zazzle Store products and designs will not owned by Sean P Diddy Combs, not by Tyga,  and not by Kanye West, and not Tommy Hilfiger–they’ll all “go to jail” too. Also “NO” to Janet Jackson.

 

Butterfly !!! plus International Fan Club News plus New York News, Japan News, India News, London News, France Riviera News, #Celebrity News #Street Style News, (plus…No Soundtracks !!!)

August 1, 2016

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above, “The Masquerade Ball” by ReneeAB9

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above, “The Capricorn Ball” by ReneeAB9

above Two new “posters” for sale at ReneeAB9 (at Zazzle)

below  a new screensaver/wallpaper/selfie/Gif

of Renee Ashley Baker (free download)

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Now,

Want A Great Story ?

BUTTERFLY:  THE  FLIGHT  TO  FREEDOM

(re: Yusra  Mardini)

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#Germany

Now…below…

Renee Ashley Baker’s New Screensaver/Wallpaper 

(new “selfie” of Renee Ashley Baker; it’s a free download !!!)

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and below….

Renee Ashley Baker’s  “Arriving in New York”  Outfit

(Chanel to travel from Denver to New York)

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I, Renee Ashley Baker,  will  wear the “black pumps” instead of the metallic above….And I, Renee Ashley Baker, will take pictures (selfies) at the Four Seasons in New York and post them on Instagram for everybody (including Colorado) to SEE….

Chanel closed toe fall 2016

Renee Ashley Baker’s Wireless….The Best

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and….

A great new drink I just discovered today….It is delicious !

Aloe Cure

Now…new “Crib” below

Renee Ashley Baker’s NYC Condo (at 50 United Nations Plaza)

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50 United Nations Plaza 3 bathroom

     I, Renee Ashley Baker, “will” be buying a 2 or 3 bedroom condo unit (at 50 United Nations Plaza) as I, Renee Ashley Baker, am getting two “out of court” civil settlements….

 NOW….

Below  Renee Ashley Baker (and ReneeAB9 ) News….

Announcement

ReneeAB9 products, hopefully, will be sold exclusively in the Neiman Marcus stores….

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Halloween Poster:

Canvas Print “Cat Eyed  Pointillism” by ReneeAB9 

To view click link below:

http://www.zazzle.com/poster_art_cat_eye_pointillism_by_reneeab9_canvas_print-192193380000946754

     Below links to 4 new Halloween plates ….

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Halloween Plates:

The ReneeAB9 Halloween Party Plate Collection

Two Porcelain Plates and Two Paper Plates

Visit Store: (click link below to view “collections”):

http://www.zazzle.com/reneeab9

http://www.zazzle.com/collections/the_halloween_collection_2016-119851227523177782

 

Town and Country Magazine

Renee Ashley Baker and The Erma Foundation will be giving “cocktail parties” and “dinner parties” from November 1, 2016 thru December 31, 2016 at Renee Ashley Baker’s NYC condo (at 50 United Nations Plaza).  above, an elegant New York “holiday party table”  featured in  Town and Country Magazine…..

Below the “beautiful and elegant” Mrs A/Mrs B

(aka Renee Ashley Baker’s Mother)….

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Nick and Nora by Renee Ashley Baker

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“Nick and Nora” photographed by Renee Ashley Baker

  (for laughs)

James Bond

“007” for  “Kiss Kiss Bang Bang”

Die Hard Bruce Willis

“Die Hard” for  Cowboys like Gary Cooper 

Star Wars Skellig Michael Monastery  in Ireland

for The Isle of Harris ?

(above “Star Wars” Skellig Michael Monastery in Ireland)

Now…Below….

FOR  THE  RENEE  ASHLEY  BAKER

 INTERNATIONAL   FAN   CLUB

Free !  

Screensavers !     Wallpapers !

(for your computer, your tablet or your smart phone !!!)

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For Renee Ashley Baker’s Fans In Japan !

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For Renee Ashley Baker’s Fans in India !

 (I, Renee Ashley Baker, would watch “Bollywood TV” every Saturday morning when I, Renee Ashley Baker, resided in Los Angeles….)

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For Renee Ashley Baker’s Fans in London !

 

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For Renee Ashley Baker’s Fans In France (sur le Left Bank !)

 

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For Renee Ashley Baker’s Fans In New York/NYC (Times Square !)

 

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For Renee Ashley Baker’s Island Dwellers !

(aka the “Beach Bums” in Hawaii, Mustique, St. Tropez, Bali, Indonesia; and on Golden Eye, on Lyford Cay,  on St. Barts,  and on Antiqua !!!)

 

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For Renee Ashley Baker Fans on “the Inside” ….

(in San Quentin and Rykers Island….)

just kidding !!!….lol  Mr. Murdoch !!!

NOW….

Renee Ashley Baker’s Favorite Products

(Renee Ashley Baker’s Endorsements) 

Kelloggs Frosted FlakesKelloggs Breakfast To Go Maxwell House Iced Coffee

RC Cola       A & W Rootbeer          Coca Cola

Renee Ashley Baker  says,  “NO”  to that Pepsi Concert…..

Announcement

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER NEWS !!!

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50 United Nations Plaza

First, Renee Ashley Baker,  will obtain “two” out of court settlements via the U.S. Justice Department in the amount of $90 million to $140 million  (to be deposited in  CP Irrevocable Trust at Rothschild Bank).

2.  Purchase of NYC Condo (at 50 United Nations Plaza; Cost of Condo: $10 million !)

 3.  Set Up (in New York):  “The Erma Foundation” (with CP as Chairman and President).

      and

Set Up (in France):  Erma French Perfume and Design (hopefully with The Wertheimers), and  ReneeAB9 Furniture (with Roche Bobois?), and “Champagne Socialite Cocktails” (hopefully with The Rothschilds).

IF–IF–RENEE ASHLEY BAKER DECIDES TO:

4.  In 3-5 years:

 Hire CAA (Renee Ashley Baker will sign “exclusively” with CAA for representation and for obtaining “talent” for the Renee Ashley Baker “movie productions” for The Walt Disney Corporation).

5.  Sign with The Walt Disney Corporation.   Renee Ashley Baker will “Executive Produce/Write /Star In”  20 motion pictures for The Walt Disney Corporation.  Renee Ashley Baker will be paid, by The Walt Disney Corporation,  $50 million dollars a year for 20 years.

Proviso 1:  That Renee Ashley Baker will be granted “complete autonomy” to hire and fire Writers, Directors, Actors, Movie Score Composers, Line Producers , Costume Designers, etc etc etc .

Proviso 2:  That Renee Ashley Baker will not “authorize” “produce” nor “release” music soundtracks with any of her 20 motion pictures produced under her Walt Disney Deal. 

Proviso 3: That Renee Ashley Baker will be “free and available” to  Act In/Star In (Play the Female Lead In):

a. “Die Hard” for 20th Century Fox  (to Star actor Bruce Willis and Co-Star Renee Ashley Baker).  And possibly a second motion picture for 20th Century Fox (to Star actor/director Warren Beatty and to Co-Star Renee Ashley Baker)

 b.”James Bond” (with Daniel Craig ) and “The Thin Man” (with Kevin Costner) for Sony/MGM/Columbia Pictures.  

Movie Composers List (Renee Ashley Baker’s long list):  

John Williams, John Debney, John Barry, Hans Zimmer, Howard Shore, Maurice Jarre, Vangelis, Giorgio Moroder, Alan Silvestri, Alan Menken, Thomas Newman,  Rob Simonsen, Edmund Choi, Carter Burwell, Gabriel Yared, Patrick Doyle,  Elmer Bernstein, Alexandre Desplat,  Jim Copperthwaite, Ben Salisbury and Geoff Barrow, Craig Armstrong, Henry Jackman and Mathew Margeson, Stephen Rennicks, Theodore Shapiro, Sven Faulconer, Michael Kamen, William Ross, Bruce Broughton.

Songwriters:  Renee Ashley Baker and Chet Hanks

The Walt Disney Corporation

ABOUT RENEE ASHLEY BAKER (THE SCREENWRITER)

FICTION ?

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    “TRACKS”

  (a  screenplay)

by Renee Ashley Baker

Copyright 2016 by Renee Ashley Baker  

All Rights Reserved

    What can you say about a guy committing one crime (his FBI handler doesn’t know about) then discovering,  quite unexpectedly, a second crime being committed (simultaneously) by some “mystery” guy his FBI handler would have to be told about ?   Why, you ask, would I, “Criminal  A”   fckin  stoop to tell the FBI on  fckin  “Criminal B” ?    Because, this other criminal, this “ghost guy”,  was  “piggy backing” all over me;  he was “shadowing” my every “illegal” move;  only to what more “sinister” end ?   What, exactly, was this fckin “doppelganger” planning to do ?  

      Needless to say, I was stuck.  I had to stay put.  I couldn’t let this “copy cat” become “un-thethered”.   I couldn’t let this “hitch hiker” get loose.   I had to tell somebody and I had to do it fast.   I had to contact Fred Handler my handler at the FBI.   But how?   I couldn’t make a phone call because the “doppelganger” most likely had confiscated the building’s phone system –and– had hijacked my cell phone as well.   And, the last “chat room” that Fred Handler and I had conversated in had been closed four weeks ago.  But, I decided that I had to try.    I  “speed tapped” my fingertips on the keyboard.   I typed:  

     “Here comes Jason”

      I  waited, no reply.   I tried again:  

     “Here comes Jason”  

     Still no reply.

    The deal that had put me in the employ of the FBI had been simple; cut and dried:  

    “Help the fckin FBI or  ROT  in fckin prison.  Soap on a rope by Zhane Barnes to be delivered by the shit load (if you’ll pardon my pun)”

    I speed typed again (and many minutes passed) but the preset response by my “handler” never came;  it never came.    What the fck had I stumbled on to ?  

Here comes  Jason  

Can’t be a Mason  

Cut the head off Freddy  

At  the  Po-lice Station

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ABOUT RENEE ASHLEY BAKER (THE SONGWRITER)  

 There will be no “soundtrack” for this nor any other motion picture Executive Produced by Renee Ashley Baker.  However, I,Renee Ashley Baker,  have selected “Chet Hanks” to sing this movie’s “theme song” .  I, Renee Ashley Baker, will hopefully, “hire” Chet Hanks to sing “one or two” songs for my motion picture “Tracks”.

“TRACKS” (Theme Song)

lyrics and melody by Renee Ashley Baker

copyright 2016 by CP Irrevocable Trust
V.O. (Operator)
“911 What is your emergency?”
SOUND (Ambulance siren–the European kind)
(verse 1)
Gold into wine
They’ll never break me
Blood from the vine
They didn’t «MAKE» me
Starting at One
Then count to zero
Man with a gun
Testing a HERO
(chorus)
I’m not here, I’m on the SUN
I’m not leaving, GOT to run
Nine—One—One
(verse 2)
Me adding you
Right calculation
Heart beating too
Right palpitation
Smell of her hair
I’ll only wonder
If she’s aware
I’m coming like thunder
(chorus)
I’m not here, I’m on the SUN
I’m not leaving, GOT to run
Nine—One—One
(music interlude–bridge–instrumental)
(verse 3)
Wave of my hand
Just like Houdini
Swimming through sand
Blink like a Genie
World spinning round
They’d like to STOP it
All Crashing Down
If-I-Should-Drop-It
(chorus)
I’m not here, I’m on the SUN
I’m not leaving, GOT to run
Nine—One—One
(THE END)

 DEMO “911” (Chase Scene) written and sung by Renee Ashley Baker

«911 Chase Scene» by Renee Ashley Baker
©2016 by CP Irrevocable Trust
note: Lyrics won’t be in this foot chase scene–middle eastern instrumental music only!!!
(chorus)
911, what is your emergency?
Man with a gun, tell em it’s an urgency
Stay on the line, I dont think he’s gonna play
Mack with a 9, that is what he came to say
911, what is your emergency?
Man with a gun, tell em it’s an urgency
Hang on the line, I dont think he’s gonna play
Mack with a 9, that is what he came to say
911 what is your emergency?
Man with a gun, crazy as he wanna be
Plays like a spoof, trying to rehearse his lines
Man on the roof, saying that he lost his mind
Poor Charlie END–O
Doesn’t have a friend so
Plotting a new trend yo
Sighting through a window
Living was so last year
Charlie wants to smell fear
Now its coming all clear
“TRACKS” a Drama/Political Thriller  by Renee Ashley Baker” is a “motion picture project” to be Executive Produced by Renee Ashley Baker and hopefully will “star” Michael Keaton, Kate Hudson, Christian Bale, Renee Ashley Baker, and hopefully, will be “directed” by Mel Gibson.  The Walt Disney Corp will “release and own” the “Tracks” motion picture as part of the Renee Ashley Baker 20 year “buy out deal” outlined above…. (no to Robert Redford and no to Forrest Whitacker–Forrest Whitacker will “go to jail”)….(If ICM and Michael Keaton are not “available”–because of Denver Colorado–then I, Renee Ashley Baker, will cast the “leading man” from CAA.  

Read More Below…..

PLUS….ALSO BY RENEE ASHLEY BAKER

.“J”

by

Renee Ashley Baker

(copyright 1973, 2003)

        So, there they sat, ‘staring’ at one another.  “J” red headed and math smart and worked as a ‘teller’ down at the bank, was sitting in the Ford and in the other truck ‘Lilly’ who counted on her fingers and on her toes sat  in the GM but was ‘smart’ only at ‘locking and loading’.  I glared at one then the other as I stood squeezed between the four headlights on the two 4 x 4 pick ups (that now faced each other).  I had signed off shift at exactly 12 midnight and was all of two blocks from my house when a call came over the ‘CB’ :  Somebody had seen “J” turning up the drive toward Lilly’s house……( “All Great, Small, Hell and DamnATION !”)……  As I looked around, I figured that “J” had come to move the rest of  Vinton’s stuff out of the house and had ‘backed’ into the driveway instead of  ‘pulling in head first’.   Lilly must have been making time ‘SPEEDING’  back from her Mother’s house –which– was at least an hour’s drive away; speeding just so she could block ‘J’s  truck’  off in the driveway and do “what?”.    I looked at one; then the other.  At  blonde ‘Lilly’ then back at red headed  “J.    “J”  probably knew that Vinton had taken the ‘shotgun’ out of the house; but what “J” probably DIDN’T  know was that ‘Lilly’ kept a loaded 38 caliber snub nose Smith & Wesson –a police special–taped under the dashboard of her truck.  And me ( standing in the middle, while it ‘dripped’ rain) I, hadn’t  UN-holstered my service weapon.  I don’t know what had transpired during the time, the 20 minutes, that it took me to drive up the mountain–in the pouring rain; but there they sat,  “J” the ‘green eyed’ monster;  and Lilly with the blue eyes (who could ‘lock and load’)….

     I, looked at one; then the other.  The badge pinned on my ‘black’ Stetson faced “J” , then ‘Lilly’.  The ‘silver star’ shined at one, then the other.  At “J” , then at “Lilly”.  It shined from the “glare”  of both their eyes…..  

                                                       V.O.

                            (9 words, spoken at a whisper)

             Please don’t take him just because you can…

                                       FADE OUT   (THE  END)

BACKSTORY:  When I, Renee Ashley Baker,  first wrote this “music video” (back in 1973) of course, I cast myself in the role of “Jolene”.  (Funny how at that time I was even using the “product named Jolene” to color (to bleach) my eyebrows “chestnut red” to match my “chestnut red” hair weave….) However, in these past years, I’ve “changed”  and “grown” and decided that one day I’d like to “direct” and began casting myself in “secondary” even supporting roles…(like the “sheriff” maybe) so that I, Renee Ashley Baker, could in fact, “direct”.

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Dolly Parton

BELOW….

DESIGNS BY RENEE ASHLEY BAKER

ReneeAB9  at  Zazzle com

For The Louvre, For The Yacht, For That NY Restaurant !

 High Top Sneakers (For Him and For Her)

reneeab9_graphic_arts_high_top_printed_shoes     Reneeab9 graphic arts high top for men

Low Top Sneakers For Her (Coming Soon)

 

ReneeAB9 Shoe white         ReneeAB9 Shoe

Janis Spindel Matchmaking

“DATE NIGHT”  NEW  YORK  CITY

 Janis Spindel (the Billionaire Matchmaker) will “fix up” Renee Ashley Baker  with New York’s most interesting (and most eligible) MEN.

 (Men who must be Caucasian/Jewish, 50-70 years of age, a Billionaire or Millionaire , and be a “Heterosexual” !!!)  

RENEE  ASHLEY  BAKER’S  FRANCE  HOUSE….

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PHOTOGRAPHS BELOW OF RENEE  ASHLEY  BAKER

(Taken 2011 – 2016)

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Renee Ashley Baker in St Louis Missouri

 NOW…BELOW…FOR THE “WORKPLACE” (THE OFFICE)

SAFETY & SECURITY (NEW PRODUCTS)

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     I, Renee Ashley Baker, can’t stand to hear about any more terrorism caused “massacres”….So, I, Renee Ashley Baker,  a semi Air Force brat (meaning I never actually resided “on base”) have put together a “security plan” that I hope may save lives.  This is a “luxury blog” but I’ve put my “luxury posts” ON HOLD until I, Renee Ashley Baker, can put forth (offer) some type of “solution” (the best “defense” is an “offense”….right?).

 NOW…BELOW…FOR THE “WORKPLACE” (THE OFFICE)

SAFETY & SECURITY (NEW PRODUCTS)

 

Sun Force Peep Hole Camera

above, Sun Force Peephole Door Camera

(has 3 MP camera and fits any size door).

BE  PREPARED !!!

TAK  KIT  aka  “Terrorist Attack Emergency Kit”

(Below a CCW Leather Urban Conceal Carry Shoulder Bag,  a Hayneedle Conceal Carry Backpack and a Tactical Life Conceal Carry Fanny Pack…)

Tactical life Fanny Pack Gun Carry

CCW Leather Urban Shoulder Bag

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How to  build  a  TAK  KIT ….

To keep inside your “workplace” desk; (it has  NO  firearm inside it).

In a strong leather “shoulder bag” or a strong leather “fanny pack” put:

A Taser by Taser International  or  A Stun Gun by Vipertek

Taser International Pulse Taser

Vipertek Stun Gun

2.  A Long Range “Pepper Spray”  by Cobra or  by  Mace 

Cobra Pepper Spray

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3.  Add a Knife (the Swiss Army “Hunter Hardwood” is good):

Swiss Army Huntsman Hardwood

and

 4. If there is enough room left in your “shoulder bag” or “backpack” add a “tactical flashlight”:

Cobra Pepper Spray Flashlight  or  a  Delta Force “Stun” Flashlight

OR

A Bell & Howell Tac Light  or  a Smith & Wesson Tac Light

Cobra Pepper Spray Flashlight

Delta Force Stun Flashlight

Smith & Wesson Tactical Flashlight

Tac Light by Bell and Howell

II.  Personal Emergency Response (a wearable alert):

V.ALRT  is a security beacon that alerts friend or family that you’re in DANGER.  In the event of an “emergency” you just push the button –there is no need to dial 911 on your cell phone because you program the V.ALRT to dial “911” too….(the GPS will pinpoint your location for “law enforcement”).

V.AlRT Personal Emergency Response

III.  Work Place, Business, (or Home)  wireless “Security Cams” with apps:

 Izon, Nest, and the  Ring Doorbell Cam

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Nest security cam

Ring Doorbell Cam

IV. TO CORPORATE EXECS and BUSINESS OWNERS:  

What’s New in Workplace Safety and Security?   It’s “Concealment Furniture”

(by  NJ  Concealment)….

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Visit Website (click link): http://www.njconceal.co/

NOW….

 

Yes

The “YES” List

The Wertheimers/The Rothschilds

then–maybe–

Mel Gibson (director/actor)

and: Bruce Willis, Daniel Craig, Warren Beatty (actor/director) Kevin Costner (actor/director), Harrison Ford, Ben Kingsley,Dustin Hoffman, Gene Hackman, Sean Connery, Michael Caine, Colin Firth,  Kenneth Branagh (actor/director),  Brad Pitt (actor/director),  Leo DiCaprio, Jude Law (Michael Keaton optional).

 

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NOW….

Below  Renee Ashley Baker (and ReneeAB9 ) News….

No to Rihanna, No to Beyonce, No to Jay-Z (No to Tidal) and No to Ice Cube, No to Oprah Winfrey and No to Gayle King….(Also No to Christie Brinkley and No to Cindy Crawford because I said “NO” to Cindy Crawford a long time ago and No to their QVC shopping channel….)

ReneeAB9 products, hopefully, will be sold exclusively in the Neiman Marcus stores….

The “NO” List:

 

1.  No to Giudice and No to Vanderpump (They won’t be around me on my birthday).

 2. NO MOTION PICTURE MUSIC  SOUNDTRACKS (!!!)  

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VIEW RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S NEW WEBSITE

(click link below)

http://www.reneeashleybaker.me/

 

 

 

 

Trump Going To Jail ? Plus….Hillary Clinton, Democratic National Convention 2016, #DNC, Rose Kennedy, Albert Einstein, AARP, Fashion, Lifestyle, Philadelphia ! (and New York !)

July 25, 2016

 

SOUNDS OF PHILLY ?

….HALL & OATES  !!!

 Hall and Oates of Philadelphia

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 View “Chewy”  Commentary (on Debbie  Wasserman  Schultz);

Click Link Here:  https://twitter.com/reneeeurope

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FIRST  LOOK:

The Clintons’ Christmas Cards (2016)

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#1  The Campaign Speach (You Won’t See at  The DNC):

“Fuzzy Wuzzy was a Bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, then Fuzzy Wuzzy  wasn’t Fuzzy was he;  Was He ?”

 

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#2  Hillary Selfie:  “Told Ya Stupids !”

 

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#3 “Bill’s Pocket Watch: Thumbs Up ! “

 

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#4 “Slack The Email Killer”

 

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#5   “Sergei  The  Email  Hacker”  

(All photos above created by Renee Ashley Baker

 with Photo Lab App….)

Hillary Clinton and President Obama DNC 2016

DNC 2016

Philadelphia William Penn

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above the Beautiful Mrs. A aka Lady Irma/Erma (Renee Ashley Baker’s Mother) and below the Beautiful Mrs. K  (aka Rose Fitzgerald Kennedy aka Presidential Mom aka  Kennedy family Matriarch…)

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President John F Kennedy at DNC Convention

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Happy Birthday Rose F. Kennedy !  

Did you know that Presidential Mother  Rose Fitzgerald Kennedy was born July 22, 1890?  Among the many things “Countess Rose” did was founding  the Rose F Kennedy Children’s Evaluation and Rehabilitation Center at the Albert Einstein College of Medicine.

The Children’s Evaluation and Rehabilitation Center (CERC) is the clinical arm of The Rose F. Kennedy Center at Albert Einstein College of Medicine. It provides a broad spectrum of clinical services for infants, children, and adolescents and, despite its name, adults, with problems that include physical, developmental, language and learning disabilities.

One of the largest centers of its kind in the United States, CERC is a voluntary, nonsectarian agency whose services are essential components of the care available in New York City and New York State to all individuals with developmental disabilities. CERC’s professional staff provides over 55,000 diagnostic, therapeutic and related visits to about 7,500 individuals and their families annually, while training close to 1,000 professionals each year.

In addition to CERC, the Rose F. Kennedy Center at Einstein houses The Rose F. Kennedy University Center for Excellence in Developmental Disabilities (UCEDD), The Leadership in Neurodevelopmental Disabilities (LEND) fellowship, and The Rose F. Kennedy Center Intellectual and Developmental Disabilities Research Center (IDDRC), Under the auspices of these four components, The Kennedy Center offers a range of clinical services, training programs and research studies.

Rose F Kennedy UCEDD

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NOW…. “COCKTAIL  COVE”

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 FOR  MEN….

Best Style and Elegance in Menswear

( Distinctive To The Bourgoisie Class)

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“The Gentlemen Standard”

Visit Site At: https://gentlemenstandard.com/

Best Convertible Range Rover (For Men)

The Evoque 2016

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(Cost: $50, 789.00)

Best Hair (For Men)

Slikhaar !

Slikhaar for men

Best Treadmills (For Men)

Woodway Treadmill

The Woodway       (Cost: $5995.00)

The-BowFlex-TreadClimber-TC200-

The Bowflex   ( Cost:  $3,299.00)

Best Spin Bike (For Men)

The Peloton Spin Bike

 The Peloton   (Cost:  $ 1995.00)

Best Romantic (and Remote) Destination Getaway

 Jumby Bay on Corfu

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 This 5-star  Jetset Rosewood resort is a six-minute ride from the Carribbean Island of Antigua.  (Not allowed here are cars, jet skiis, and beach vendors !!!)

 Best Gadgets and Electronics (For Men)  

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Seek Thermal: A gadget that transforms your smart phone into a “military grade” thermal imaging camera.

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 Voyager Weekender (by This Is Ground):  This bag carries 5 days worth of clothes and toilitries but organizes and protects your tech gear with its distinctive “pod”)

Best “Fans” for Beating The Dog Days of Summer (For Men at Home)

 Below the Dyson Air Multiplier ($300); The Crane Tower ($130) and the Hunter Oscillating Fan with remote control ($65).

Dyson Air Multiplier AM01

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Best News Organization (For Men)

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  ICIJ : A Consortium of Watchdogs

AND….NOW….

COCKTAIL  COVE ….FOR WOMEN 

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Best To Wear (City Life !) Fall/Winter 2016

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Day (Chanel !!!)  

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Night (Lanvin’s LBD !!!)

 Best Luxurious Family Truckster (For Mom)

Volvo XC90 

2016-Volvo-XC90

 (Cost $49,825.00)

 Best Reading (For Women)

Book  

Before I Forget by B Smith

Five years ago model/entrepreneur “B” discoverd that she had “Alzheimers”….

Best Reading (For Women)

Magazine

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above, Dustin Hoffman 

Best Lifestyle Gurus (For Women)

Guru #1   Martha Stewart !

I, Renee Ashley Baker, “can’t stand” Oprah DUFF Rachel Ray (D.U.F.F. is an acronym for “Designated Ugly Fat Friend”); but, I, Renee Ashley Baker am still enamored with Martha Stewart.

 Back Story:  Back in the mid 1990’s I, Renee Ashley Baker would lay on my couch, staring, “dumbstruck” and “awestruck” at Martha Stewart walking (no “striding”) through piles of yellow leaves and “wistfully” stirring in pots.  Go figure !!!

Martha Stewart annual Halloween Handbook

Real Simple Martha Stewart

 For quick easy Martha Stewart recipes download the new “Real Simple” app.

Guru #2  (Gwynnie !!!)

 Gwynneth Paltrow’s “Goop” is “Lifestyle” for the 30-40 somethings….

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Gwyneth Paltrow Speaks At The 2016 Antiques And Garden Show Of Nashville

 

FOR  THE  KIDS

Best Scholarship Locator (For Mom and Dad to Peruse)  

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Are you seeking scholarships for kids want to go to college?  Thousands of scholarships are listed at Fastweb com  

Best Wireless & Satellite (For The Family)

Att/Direct TV

Att Worldly

AT+T-DirecTV

Visit: ATT com/Worldly

Best “Empowered Lunch”

 Pack your lunch (or “His” lunch) with the new “Sandwich Gear” !!!

Wrap n Mat

#1 “Wrap n Mat” will wrap your sandwich and keep your desk crumb free

Sandwich On Board aluminium containers

#2  “Sandwich on Board” aluminum containers will “tote” fixings separately (fixings being that blop of Grey Poupon, or Kraft real Mayo; slices of organic tomatoes or sliced red onions.

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 #3 “Full Circle Wherever Refresh on the Go Insular Bottle” will give your H20 “fruity flavor”.  

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#4 Too Cool For School “Le Lunch Sack”  

If you’re into couture (aka “real crocodile”)  lunch boxes…check out “The Cornelius”

sold exclusively at Tiffany & Co (NYC)

 

Tiffany & Co Cornelia Lunch Box

Best Fashion Apps (For Designer Shopping)

the_hunt shopping app

spring shopping app

 

stylekick shopping app

 Best “Fashion Model” Instagram Account

@Pyper America

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AND

SHOUT  OUT

(To New Momma Nicky)

 Nicki Hilton

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Welcome Baby Lily Rothschild….

NOW….LAST BUT NEVER LEAST….

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   ” @  50 plus  “

Did you know that the AARP  @50+ group  is the largest and wealthiest “spending group” around the globe?  Truth is the dollars that were “hard earned” then deposited into 401k’s, Roth IRA’s, Seps and Keoghs have, for the past half century, made America (and the world) go round….

Best Products (For ages 50-85)

Best Tech Books (aka Best How To Books)  

My Social Media For Seniors

 

 

My Digital Entertainment For Seniors

 

Best “Advice Bulletin”

AARP Bulletin 2016

 

Best Mobile Panic Button

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Best Cane (“Get Up And Go”)

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Best Credit Card  (Chase Visa)

AARP_Rewards Chase Visa

 

Best RFID Chip Blocker

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Best “Grandparents” Website

Why Grandparents com (of course !)

 

Grandparents

 

BEST PERSONAL SAFETY APPS

For Men and  For Women

John Wisemans SAS Survival Guide cell phone app

My Force Now Panic Button

 

Companion app

 

Find My Car app

 

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BEST  “ADVICE”…. (in Crises)

WHAT DO YOU DO ?

Best Help:  For  A Young Person….

Childhood-Solutions

Check Out: Childhood Solutions com  

Best TV Show:  How To

Whaddyado TV

What to do during an earthquake, a lightning storm even what to do if your dog stops breathing (you do “dog CPR”; 30 compressions then 2 life breaths–do for up to 2 minutes if necessary).

Whaddyado TV

Because I, Renee Ashley Baker, have, in my family, so many “military men” (uncles and cousins) and several “law enforcement” (uncles, a brother –James–who did “secret work for the U.S. Secret Service” and  another male relative who worked, for over 20 years, for the U.S. Justice Department) I, Renee Ashley Baker, am adding the following for my readers:

LONE GUNMAN/TERRORIST ATTACKS….

What To Do….

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Pull The Fire Alarm !

Learn where the fire alarms are in your office building (or work place).

 In case of “terror attack”do the following:

 Solution 1:  If you can, GET OUT–run out– of the building.

 Solution 2:  If you can’t get out of the building, BARACADE and HIDE .

 (Shut off the lights if you can get to the light switch).

 Solution 3:  If you can (without causing immediate harm or danger to yourself) SUMMON  HELP  by way of cell phone (or if you can get to it “pull the fire alarm” !!!).

Solution 4:  Stay as CALM as possible (that way you can clearly “think what you should do”). 

OFFICE/WORK PLACE DEFENSE

People working in the office

Illustration by Vector

Make Shift Weapons:  

1.  Fire Extinguisher (A fire extinguisher can be debilitating like a pepper spray/mace when sprayed in the face of the “Attacker”….)

2.  A Flammable and A match or a Bic lighter.  

 Dousing or “spraying” the skin or clothing of  the Attacker/ Gunman/Terrorist with an “accelerant” may–just may– give “hostages” a “take down opportunity”.  (Learn how to make a “Molotov Cocktail”.  Seriously !!! ….).  

3.  For Your Desk:  T.A.K. (Terrorist Attack Kit)

Inside a “shoulder bag”  “drawstring backpack” or  sturdy “leather fanny pack”.  Pack:

a.  Cell Phone (one with a “pepper spray” cell phone case is preferred).

 b.  Pepper Spray/Mace Spray (but do NOT attach this canister to your car keys or door keys  chain).

 c.  A Bic lighter (new).

 d.  Swiss Army Knife (the 10th Mountain’s standby weapon of choice).  

  e.  A Taser Gun or Stun Gun

  f.  A “pepper spray flashlight”; a “flashlight taser”; or a “tactical flashlight that has a “blinding strobe, and an SOS/Morris Code signaling feature”.

 All of the above “Weapons” don’t necessarily have to be “used” by YOU.   All of the above “Weapons” can “aid” in a “take down opportunity”.   Test each item to make sure it is “functioning property” before you pack it inside your T.A.K. (Terrorist Attack Kit).

 Best Video From L.A. Sheriff’s Department

What To Do During Active Shooter Attack….

Now….Renee Ashley Baker News:  

(Below Renee Ashley Baker’s New York residence (50 United Nations Plaza….)

50 United Nations Plaza

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(above ReneeAB9 Shoe Designs…) 

re: The ReneeAB9 Smiley Face Emoji Collection

To The Resort, To The Yacht, To The Louvre Restaurant

To The Park, To The School, Feet up at the Office (U Rule)

To The Mall, The Salon , Or For TakeOut  U Bet

To The Country Club, To The Skating Rink, Or To See Me at

the  Met !  (lol )

re: THE RENEEAB9 SHOE COLLECTION

(Designed by Renee Ashley Baker)

The “ReneeAB9” shoe is not a “ballers” shoe (per se).  The ReneeAB9 shoe is fashion shoe for “players” of the “street-style  game”.   The ReneeAB9 shoe is for the Man (or Woman) who shops at Neiman Marcus and Barneys ; therefore I am not seeking “athlete” endorsers.  (So, No to Kobe Bryant, No to Venus , No to Serena, No to Oprah Winfrey, No to Tyra Banks, No To The Kardashians, No to Kanye West, No to Tyga, No to Beyonce, No to Rihanna, No to Mary Blige, No to Lil Kim,No to Brook Shields, No to Sean P Diddy, No to FUBU,  No to Donald Trump and No to Roger Federer –although I might like to talk to John McEnroe of New York).

2.   I, Renee Ashley Baker, will model (“endorse”) my own (ReneeAB9) shoe collection in Vogue, Harpers Bazaar, Glamour, Elle and WWD….( although, I, Renee Ashley Baker, will  be sending a free pair to Pippa & to her sister the Duchess….and maybe a free pair for “Baby  Snookems” aka HRH Princess Charlotte if– I decide to do a “children’s line”….)

Renee Ashley Baker plans to be New York City’s “Greatest Shopper !!!” (meaning Biggest Spender of the Week, Biggest Spender of the Month, Biggest Spender of the Year !!!).  

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Moore Renee Ashley Baker News:

Renee Ashley Baker has filed a complaint with the U.S. Justice Department naming CBS Network, Universal, Warner Bros and ICM.  

Below, Renee Ashley Baker’s  France House

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 Now….Scroll Down To View Renee Ashley Baker’s Take On “The Republican National Convention”….

Donald Trump, Republican National Convention 2016, #RNC, John Glenn, Alek Trebek, Brad Pitt, Luxury Travel: Jetset, Under 30, Family, AARP 50+, Disney Cruise….

July 18, 2016

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Renee Ashley Baker’s  RNC Convention Vault:

 

 

Donald Trump What Plagiarism Up Yours

Photo 1:  What Plagiarism ?   Up Yours ! 

Donald Trump He Aint Heavy Hes My Nominee

Photo 2:  He Ain’t Heavy He’s My Nominee

 

Donald Trump Thank You Im Huge

Photo 3:  Thank Youuuuuuuu !   I’m  Huge !

And…. somewhere across town…..

Photo 4 of Hillary Clinton after F.B.I. Director  Comey clears email  SNAFU….

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(above four photos created by Renee Ashley Baker with Photo Lab app )

Republican National Convention 2016 !  

Live From Quicken Convention Center (in Cleveland)

On Thursday Night Donald Trump Accepts His Party’s  Nominination  (!!!)

      By the way, did I, Renee Ashley Baker, ever talk about my Cleveland connection ?  That being my “Aunt Mattie” who used to come to St. Louis Missouri, every year from Cleveland, to visit my Mother (Lady Irma/Erma) who was my Aunt Mattie’s “older sister”.    Anyway, it was my “Aunt Mattie” who was the most “girlie girl fun” any young girl could have.  Every night, before Aunt Mattie  went to bed she’d have me laughing while putting Ponds cold cream on her face and wearing her “baby doll night gown” (with the matching  “maribou satin mules and a silk hair scarf tied in a “bow” around her head)….Really!!!

      Anyway, I, Renee Ashley Baker, will “probably” watch the RNC this week.  I, Renee Ashley Baker, hope Donald Trump does two things (if he does nothing else) and that’s (1) Get rid of “terroism” and (2) Send Mexico out of the United States of America.  I, Renee Ashley Baker,  “can’t stand a Mexican”, because I never had anything to do with Mexicans and I can’t figure out what they (Mexicans in Colorado) keep “bothering” me for ?

 HAPPY  BIRTHDAY  (TO THE BIRTHDAY BOYS !!!)  

U.S. Astronaut John Glenn, 95

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TV Game Show Host Alek Trebek, 76

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SO,

ARE THEY HEADED  FOR  DIVORCE ?

Brangelina in happier times

   Dear Brangelina:

    I, Renee Ashley Baker, as you know, am a huge fan of John Voight.  Years ago,  I actually paid to see Angelina in “Laura Croft” (but  due to “war” I was not able to see Angelina in “Salt”).  I, Renee Ashley Baker, am very very fond of you both (aka the “Pitt-Jolie Clan”) and I, Renee Ashley Baker, wish the best for both of you .    

 P.S.  And though I, Renee Ashley Baker, have now  painted  a “bullseye” on every “terrorists back”– Brad Pitt (the consummate actor) –actually made one terrorist “charming”…meaning the Irish “Francis”.   As  IRA terrorist “Francis McGuire”  Brad Pitt is “mesmerizingly charming”; his performance is unbelievable (and Treat Williams as the “New York mobster” isn’t chop liver).   Why then , I ask, is it that the “IRA” (Irish Republic Army) has a “knightly charm” but the middle eastern terrorists are believed to “have no heart”….???

   (I, Renee Ashley Baker, am  sorry I have to eliminate Brad from my “Tracks”  leading man “short list” as Brad is planning his own “hacker pic” about “Anonymous”….

P.SP.S.  Brad (with or without the kids and Angie) is still invited to dinner.

The Devils Own

Brad Pitt in the Devils Own

NOW…..

LAST CALL FOR END OF SUMMER TRAVEL….

(below Mecox Bay Long Island)

MeCox Bay Long Island

WANT  AUGUST RESORT TRAVEL ?  

Here Are Some Suggestions by Renee Ashley Baker  

Nihiwatu Indonesia

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 GoldenEye Jamaica

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UNDER 30 (and on a budget?)

 Check Out The New Generator Hostels

  Stockholm

Generator Hostel Stockholm

 

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ENTIRE  FAMILY  TRAVELING ?

 Why not Disney’s Big Red, Black , and White (Mickey Colored) Boat:

Disney Cruise Lines

 Shout Out Disney:  How about a “Family Foodie Cruise” (hosted by who else?)

ABC’s  Carla Hall !

Chef Carla Hall

WANT TO TRAVEL  AARP  50 +  ?

 Then snorkling and partying in Hawaii is for you !

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snorking in Honolulu

Hanauma Bay

 

AARP Travel

Expedia is the best ! (It’s a Disney owned company !)  

NOW PACKING MUST HAVES

For Her:  Sandals

for beach and for nightclub 

Jackie Kennedy in Jack-Rogers

 

Blinged Jack Rogers with Swarovski Crystals

(above the fabulous Jackie O wearing Jack Rogers sandals for day;  also above a “blinged out pair of Jack Rogers w/Swarovski Crystals)

 WHAT TOILETRIES TO PACK ?  

For Her:

Chanel Hair No 5 Parfum Mist  

Chanel no 5 parfum cheveau hair mist

For Him:

Molton Brown Water Mint Body Wash

Molton Brown Water Mint Body Wash for Men

For Her and Him:  

La Roche Posay Athelios Ultra Light Sunscreen SPF 60

 

La Roche Posay Athelios Ultra Light Sunscreen SPF 60

NOW…..

WITH THAT TAKEN CARE OF…. LET’S WATCH THE CONVENTION…. (SHALL WE ?)

#JeSuisNice (says Renee Ashley Baker) 

Renee Ashley Baker Viva La Resistance

 

         (SCROLL  DOWN  FOR  “TERRORISTS  BEWARE !”)

 

“#Je Suis France” “Let’s Get Radical” #Nice #France #Viva La Resistance !

July 18, 2016

 

 

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Belgian Army Soldier 2016

 

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“Je  Suis  France” 

 

     and….

   Designed by Renee Ashley Baker

   (For ReneeAB9 at Zazzle.com)

     For New York

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       For Him

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            For Her

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COMPLETED: #Nice #France Attacks #PrayForFrance #VivaLaResistance #Safety and Security (for Self and Home) #Terrorists Attacks

July 15, 2016

 

“I am sick of this !!!”  signed  Renee Ashley Baker …. #PrayForFrance  but arm yourselves France !  Shout Never again !   Shout Viva la resistance !    (don’t dare  lol !!!)

        I, Renee Ashley Baker, grew up in a house (a St. Louis mini-mansion) that had a firearm (a gun) in it.  This “gun” was always kept in my Mother’s bedroom chest of drawers.  As I, Renee Ashley Baker, have said many times, my brother James (who served 28 years in the U.S. Air Force and who did 1 or 2 tours in Vietnam) did secret work for the U.S. Secret Service.  The firearm (the gun) that my brother James used in his “U.S. Secret Service”  mission (a 32 cal snub nose police special purchased in Germany) was given by my brother James to my Mother Lady Irma/Erma  for  “house protection”.  This firearm (gun) was kept in mother’s chest of drawers wrapped in a soft maroon colored cloth with a box of bullets kept right next to it.  (The firearm/gun was kept “un-loaded”).  Of course, in NYC (in 2016) I, Renee Ashley Baker, will get “weapons training” aka firearms training aka gun training at a NYC “firing range”.

 FRANCE — France needs to start the “deportation process” (right away !!!).  Would it be reminiscent of the “Japanese Internment Camps” in the United States?  No, because France is not “interning nor confining” but is instead “deporting”.  Who should be deported?   All “suspicious”  (let’s call a spade a spade then deport him….okay?).  France should now “mandate” that all “foreigners”(residing in France) be made to “obtain” a “new I.D./Green Card” which will require:

(a) Thorough background check with fingerprints 

(b) “Ten” references (from social and business associates).

 (c)  Five years of residence in France required to get the “new I.D./Green card. (Terror cells act within 2-5 years), and

(d) Disclosure of any and all “weapons/firearms” owned.

MUSLIMS AND FRANCE–Why are Muslims in France?  This may sound “ignorant” to some but what do Muslims want to live in France for?  Isn’t the very “culture” of France (the “joie de vivre” culture) contrary to everything Muslims believe ?  Doesn’t the Parisienne  life conote  free spirit, free love, free sex (and extramarital affairs which are the stuff of Paris legend ).   The Paris France partying, nightlife, champagne, and high fashion (French couture vs The Burka? ).  

MUSLIMS AND POPULAR CULTURE (CLICK LINK):

http://www.pewforum.org/2013/04/30/the-worlds-muslims-religion-politics-society-science-and-popular-culture/

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SAFETY AND SECURITY (Self, Business and Home)

Below are some of the Safety and Security Products that will help the French (among others in this “aggressive” terrorist climate we all “now” live in….)

Safety for Self and Home

  1.  For  House  Protection (or  Concealed Carry):

Walther w/laserlyte (click link below):

Walther® Laser Sight

2.   For Personal Safety (For Him and Her):  

Pepper Spray (for keychain or iphone)

Mace Pepper Spray Key Chain For Men

 

FOR BUSINESS OWNERS:  

Tactical Gas Mask

 A Special “Police Permit” is needed for Business Owners/Shop Owners to buy “Tear Gas Cannisters” (and masks) to keep in their “safe rooms”.

FOR AUTOMOBILE:  

Dash Cam Pro (can be purchased online worldwide)

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2.  For Automobile

A Tactical Light by Bell & Howell  (Good for travelers to pack in luggage)

Tac Light by Bell and Howell

 

3.  For Auto (and Home) Pepper Spray Flashlight 

Cobra Stun Light

FOR HOME:

Security Cams with apps

 

D Link Camera

 

SwannEye-Camera-App

 

Night Owl Pro

 

and below Honeywell Day Night Surveillance Cams

 

Honeywell Day Night Surveillance Cameras

2.  FOR HOUSE EXTERIOR SURVEILLANCE….

The Ring Doorbell Cam  (Just $199 at Target Stores )

Ring Doorbell Cam

 

Ring Doorbell Cam

 

 

NOW….

WHAT  SECURITY  EXPERTS  SAY:

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Click Link Below To Amazon’s Gavin de Becker Page:

http://www.amazon.com/Gavin-de-Becker/e/B001HCVD06/ref=sr_tc_2_0?qid=1468603572&sr=1-2-ent

 

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Click Link Below To Amazon’s Paxton Quigley Page:

http://www.amazon.com/Paxton-Quigley/e/B001KCN7ZM/ref=sr_tc_2_0?qid=1468603793&sr=1-2-ent

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