Posts Tagged ‘Wedding’

Whitehall plus The Wedding Page (plus “No” To “Chicago Code” plus Victorious….)

January 31, 2011

 

                                 Meet Renee On Linked In:

http://www.linkedin.com/pub/renee-ashley-baker/25/235/315

 

above, Whitehall Curbside Luxury Mailbox

(“For the Western World”) . . . .

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   then

“My Little Skinny Greek Wedding” 

Up  Next:  The Wedding Page

 

 

 

 

 

above,  Vera Wang’s new line of wedding dresses called “White”.   These fabulous gowns  will  sell for $700-$1400….

Renee Ashley Baker will be  getting married on the (Onassis) Greek Island of  “Skorpios”  (with a 400 guest reception in the south of France  on the (Onassis) Greek Yacht “Christina O”). . . . O Yeah!

Renee Ashley Baker will work in the fashion and beauty industry designing handbags (Tiffany & Co ?) and launching a perfume line (with Chanel  Corporation 30/70 profit split ?)

Oh and YES YES YES to Tom Cruise….

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NOW VIEW VIDEO: 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHm9MG9xw1o

                     

                                       BUY!   BUY!   BUY!

TO:  50 Newspapers (and 50 Media Outlets) :

PLEASE  BUY 50-100 “Special Edition” hardcover copies SO that each of your staff (each of your reporters) can own a copy.  .  .  .  COST:  $297 for each  “special edition” copy  of  “12 Documents”.

       P.S.  I have asked the F.B.I. to tell Angelina Jolie “NO”.  Also “NO” to Julia Roberts.   “7 COLORS” (by Renee Ashley Baker) will NOT be produced first.

                                (NOW  SCROLL  DOWN)

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                                   re:     “12  DOCUMENTS” 

                                 (formerly  “10  Documents” )

 TO:  Members of U.S. Congress and To Members of The Worldwide Press/Media:

HOW TO ORDER

I.  Company Letterhead

     (A)  Type or write your order on Letterhead (on company stationary or on personal stationary).

    (B)   Address To:  Attention “12 Documents”

    (C)   Include:

      1.  Your Name (first and last)

      2.  Your Address (city, state, zip)

      3.  Your Phone Number (and your  FAX number)

      4.   Your Personal Email Address

    5.   Number of Copies (ebook  downloads)  desired.         (COST: $297.00 for  3  downloads).

II.  CASHIERS  CHECK

       (A)  Make your cashiers check payable TO:

                                         Erma   Renay   Ashley 

 

III.   MAIL CHECK

           (A)  Mail Check (and letterhead order form) TO: 

                                         Erma  Renay  Ashley

                                          C/O  XXXXXXXXXX

                                          Denver,    Colorado

 

                                                  BONUS !

         As a bonus–for ordering 3 copies (that is 3 ebook downloads) you will receive a hard cover full color “Special  Edition”  of    “12  Documents”.

                                          NO   EXTRA   COST!

You will get 3 copies (3 ebook downloads) for a total of $297.00.   PLUS ….

You will get a handsome hardcover full color “Special Edition” of “12 Documents” that reflects the prestige that is befitting a U.S. President. . . .

                                           ORDER  TODAY !

                                       For My Grandmother

(Renee’s/Renay’s  grandmother –Grandmother Ashley–ancestry–heritage–is “Welsh” aka Wales)

NOW . . . .

            VIEW

                          “HIS”

                                      VANTAGE

                                                                POINT

                   www.JFKRFKAshley.Blogspot.com

 

AND THE WINNERS ARE:

BLACK:

Natalie Portman for “The Black Swan”

 

and

 

WHITE:

Shaun White for  ‘All Around Best  Snowboarding’ . . . .

 

and

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TODAY—on  January 31  (1950)

President Harry S. Truman (of Missouri) announced his intent to development the big “H”. . . .

 

 

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Thanksgiving! plus JFK, plus Mel Gibson, plus Black Friday !

November 20, 2010

   

                “Live! (In Progress)” by Renee Ashley Baker

ATTENTION  CHAIRMEN  OF  THE  BOARD:

Harper Collins/William Morrow and Co/Avon, Simon and Schuster, Hyperion, Viking Penguin, Atlantic Grove, St. Martin’s Press, HBG, Hearst Books, Bertelsmann/Random House/Knopf/Crown

                                  TO:  TEN BOOK PUBLISHERS

                                           A   PROPOSAL

                               A   LETTER  OF  AGREEMENT

THAT 1:  Publisher agrees: To publish a first printing of 350,000 books.

THAT 2:  Publisher agrees: Renee Ashley Baker will receive (from the publisher) a CASH ADVANCE of 1 million dollars ($1,000,000).

THAT 3:  Publisher agrees:  Upon Publisher’s RECOUPMENT of said advance (by book sales) Renee Ashley Baker and the publisher would SPLIT all profits 30/70 respectively.

THAT 4:  Publisher agrees: Publisher shall retain EBOOK rights and AUDIO BOOK rights.

THAT 5:  Publisher agrees: Renee Ashley Baker shall retain “all” MOTION PICTURE RIGHTS and “all” TV RIGHTS.

 

                                        HAPPY   THANKSGIVING  !

                                      from  Renee  Ashley  Baker

 

To: My Mother (Mrs Ashley): 

       VIDEO #1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPO3SaXHHBA&feature=related

To:  My Father: 

     VIDEO #2:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btOoDyMzNiM

 To:  My Brother  (James aka Baby Jesse)  :

     VIDEO #3:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__PU5CVSegg

To: Mel Gibson (Brother  2):

     VIDEO  #4:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6q0VcgOfIQA

             

                           for   november

THE FORMER FIRST LADY. . . .

New Book “Dear Mrs. Kennedy” by Jay Mulvaney

Katie Holmes as First Lady Jacqueline Kennedy

and….

“Cirque Jackie”  written by and starring Andrea Reese (below)

plus the holiday. . . .

Thanksgiving Dinner Online?   (Your  Gourmet at Pfaelzer com)

Appetizers Anyone ?

Pate on toast at Petrossian com

Beluga by itself at Petrossian com 

 

and  A Glass Of  Wine . . . .

       the classic

the light. . . .

 

the alcohol free wine. . . .

 
and then theres
The   Bubbly !

"Moet"

 

So—

Take a clutch to the Party. . . .

 

then

don’t forget

BLACK   FRIDAY:  The  $200 HDTV special 

“This deal is out and around”   but, warns  digital Goddess Kim Komando,  “It’s  720p  (not   1080p)”  . . . .

above, 19inch  JVC HDTV (cost: approx  $330)

WRITE ABOUT IT SMYTHSON:

 above, Day Planners by Smythson of Bond Street (LONDON)

and

VIDEO  DAD OR VIDEO  MOM ?

above, virtual video….(Say wha!  It’s here?)

and

Help for Grandma and Grandpa or _____?

above, Heat Trak snow melting mat for your front walk .  It really melts snow!  Sold at all BIG BOX STORES (now go get one). . . .

WANT TO TREAD  SAFELY THIS WINTER?  

Try Co Authority Carbon Monoxide Warning System

NOW

 FOR THE HOLIDAY:   

 At the  Westin Resort in Vail (AAAA)

at the movies

Below scene from:  Warren Miller’s new ski film “Wintervention”

 

So–You Wanna Be A Princess?

      marry a prince. . . .

plus

A Princess who designs jewelry:  Dorothy Hamil Designs Jewelry To Benefit Breast Cancer (exclusively at Helzbergs)

and

A Princess who Still Designs Wraps:

 above, the little black wrap. . . .

Well, 

Laser It  !

The Fraxel Laser beauty treatment by Dr. Patricia Wexler

Dr. Patrica Wexler (Renee Ashley Baker’s New York dermatologist?  I’d  like an appointment  Dr. Wexler. . . .)

and LASTER IT!    Zeltig Laser Fat Freezing aka Coolscupting

this laser really freezes fat !
 
 
and
What’s new with Housewives?

Socialite Sonja Morgan

for Princess Partying:  Why Chanel Cosmetics of course. . . .

For Partying:  Party Food

Dinner Rolls: (Mrs. Ashley’s favorite!)

Party Like Madmen:

 

A  Bunny Princess (In White):

                                               Suri  Cruise

 

vs

 

The Black Swan. . . .

                            Shiloh  Jolie  Pitt

 

and

The eye sees. . . .

Rare Pink (sold by Sothebys for $46 million dollars). . . .

 

 

PRESIDENT  JOHN  F. KENNEDY

PRESIDENT JOHN F. KENNEDY  AS    “J.J.”

VISIT:  www.JFKRFKASHLEY.Blogspot.com

 

Renee Ashley Baker  as The Mermaid

Visit Renee’s  Tripod: (click link) http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com/id10.html

 

Fourth of July 2010: “Happy 4th of July” by Renee Ashley Baker

June 27, 2010
 
 
 
AND    SO
 
 
 
 
  
 
(Old  Glory)
 
   
 (President  John  F Kennedy)
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
REPLAY:  Mad Dogs and Englishmen
 
Click Link 1:
Click Link 2:
 
 
Plus
 
(Devil Eggs With Caviar)
 
 
RECIPES  (BELOW):
 
Patriotic Father:  “Harvard Beets” (from The New York Times)
 
Patriotic Mother: “Irma’s  Onion Sandwiches”  (from The New York Times)
 
 
THE   PATRIOT:
(Mel  Gibson)
 
 
PATRIOTIC  QUIZ: 
  
 
UNCLE  SAM:  LOUIS  BOSTON
(Patriotic Louis of Boston)
 
  ARTHUR   FIEDLER 
 
 
(Patriotic  Art)
 
 
HONORED  (FINALLY!)
(Women’s  Air Force Service Pilots )
(Wasps  WWII) 
 
RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S  FLYING MEN: 
 
 
 (U.S. Air Force Thunderbirds) 
 
 
 
(U.S.  Navy Blue Angels) 
 
 
(Maverick and Ice Man)
 
 
 FOR OUR INDEPENDENCE: 
 “Ready?  Eyes Right!”  says, Caroline Miller a seventh generation West  Point  grad. . . .
 
 
Renee Ashley Baker’s Crown Jewels
“HAPPY  BIRTHDAY  PRINCE WILLIAM”
(from Renee Ashley Baker) 
 
 
(Prince  Harry  Ooops!)
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 and more royals
 
 ROYAL    NUPTUALS 
 
 
A Royal Wedding That Was. . . .
 
(Crown Princess Victoria of Sweden with new husband Daniel Westling)
 
 
 A Royal Wedding To Be. . . .
(Crown Prince Albert of Monaco with fiance Charlene Wittstock) 
 
A Paramount Picture Is Worth A Thousand Words:

  (Wedding of Calista Flockhart and Harrison Ford)

A Million Dollar Wedding Cake (from Delicious Cakes of Tx)

 
 
SOME  MORE  PATRIOTS:

Art Linkletter: "Kids Say The Darndest Things

“Good-bye  Art Linkletter”  (from Renee Ashley Baker)

“Good-bye Dennis Hopper” (from Renee Ashley Baker)

 

  “Good-bye Jimmy –Big Bad John–Dean” (from Renee Ashley Baker)    

and

“Good-bye  Senator Byrd — with Erma”  (from Renee Ashley Baker)

 

Musical Tribute from Buddy Greene 

VIEW VIDEO: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=880OS3D9RFg

 

 PATRIOTIC    COLORS :

 Red, White & Blue Website

(Janine Turner’s   ConstitutingAmerica .org) 

 

Red, White & Blue Sushi from Massa ?

(Renee Ashley Baker is a member of “Gossip Girl” ON FACEBOOK) 

 

Red, White & Blue Karolinas

(smokin white hot . . . . 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 . . . . and Royal purple Kurkova )

and

 

   Paris. . . .She’s   The  Best !  

               plus

 

 PATRIOTS WHO ARE  RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S  FAVORITES. . . .

 (Jimmy/James Cagney as “Yankee Doodle Dandy”) 

VIEW VIDEO: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLMbQyk64gQ

 

(Mathew Savage  pianist/prodigy does “7 Up”) 

 VIEW VIDEO:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8yrxadI1tE

(Greyson Michael Chance covers Lady Ga Ga)

VIEW  VIDEO:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxDlC7YV5is

(Lin Yu Chun eclipses them all)

VIEW VIDEO: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3qZTFrkNVc

PRODIGY:

(Barbra !) 

 

FOR  MOTHER:

(CLICK  LINK:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zrzr4R3LpsQ)

 

FOR  FATHER:

(CLICK  LINK:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bo9riZYUpTw)

BELOW:   “HIS”   1953 Buick. . . . photographed by Renee Ashley Baker

 FOR  AMERICA  &   RUSSIA:  (Red, White & Blue)

CLICK  LINK:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rk78eCIx4E

 

FOR  RENEE  ASHLEY  BAKER:

FIRST–A  WEDDING. . . .

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will get married to a handsome and successfull Jewish (or non-Jewish) man.  Renee Ashley Baker will wear Jimmy Choo’s  white satin wedding shoes (pictured above)  

   RENEE   ASHLEY  BAKER   AS  DESIGNER. . . .

 

  I, Renee Ashley Baker, would like to design a collection  as follows: 

1.  A hatbox for Hermes named, “Irmgard”  (because my Mother-Mrs.  B–loved hats) 

2.  A Train Case/Make Up Case for Louis Vuitton

3.   Crocodile Handbags for Samantha Thavasa

 IN  NEW YORK: (FOR  RENEE ASHLEY BAKER)

1.  Rothschild Bank

2.  The Weinstein Company

3.  Chanel

4.  Jimmy Choo

5.  Eleanor Lambert’s PR people (to handle my “social calendar)

6.  Andrew Glassman and “High Society”

  7.  FORD  MODELING  AGENCY (spokes modeling for  General Motors  Fisker  Karma)

Renee Ashley Baker’s   Symphony: 

 (New York  Philharmonic) 

VIEW  VIDEO:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JQ-MP116v8

   RENEE  ASHLEY  BAKER’S  KNIGHT:

                  (Sir Noel Coward) 

(“Good-bye Sir Edward M Kennedy”)

  VIEW  VIDEO: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgcTHf3tbtc

plus…. 

 

 

 

 

“GrandPa  Dances  A  Jig”   (Or  maybe  a date for  Renee ?)

VIEW  VIDEO:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgSPaXgAdzE

 

“Did He Say Monkey?”

  VIEW  VIDEO:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgSPaXgAdzE

 

NOW. . . . FOR  “THE  RECIPES”

 

 

 

 

 

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S DEVIL EGGS (WITH  CAVIAR )

     Order at: http://www.1-800-caviar.com/deviled-eggs.html

 plus

        1.   HARVARD   BEETS

       2 1/2  cups sliced cooked or canned beets

       1/3   cup  sugar

        2  teaspoons cornstarch

        1/4  cup  vinegar

        1  tablespoon butter

      1.  Drain the beets, reserving one-quarter cup of the liquid.

     2.    Combine the sugar and cornstarch and stir in the vinegar and beet liquid (or water).    Cook , stirring , over low heat until the mixture is thickened and smooth. 

     3.  Add the beets and the butter and cook until heated through. 

     YIELD:  4 to 6 servings

 

2.  IRMA’S   ONION   SANDWICHES

      7  brioche or any fine-textured bread 

     18 small, wafer-thin slices raw onion 

      3/4 cup mayonaise

       salt to taste 

       1/2 cup minced parsley

       1.  Slice the brioche across in pieces about one-quarter inch thick; there should be about five slices from each brioche.  Cut the slices into rounds with a small biscuit cutter, about one inch in diameter.

       2.  Choose  small onions and slice them so that each circle will be a little smaller than the brioche rounds. 

      3.  Spread each piece of brioche with mayonnaise.  On half the pieces arrange one onion slice and season with salt.  Cover the onion with the remaining pices of brioche to make sandwiches. 

     4.  Spread the remaining mayonnaise on a wooden board and sprinkle the chopped parsley on another board.  Hold each sandwich lightly between thumb and finger so it will turn like a wheel.  Roll the edge in mayonnaise, then in parsley.  Set the sandwiches, as they are completed, on waxed paper and chill thoroughly.

 

3.  CAROUSEL GELATIN CUPS

       1 package (4 serving size)  JELL-O, any  red  flavor

       Animal crackers

       COOL  WHIP Whipped Topping, thawed 

      PREPARE  gelatin as directed on package:

     2.  Pour into individual serving dishes. 

     3.  Chill until firm, about 2 hours. 

     4.  Arrange cookies around inside rim of each dish. 

     5.  Garnish with whipped topping

    YIELD:  4  Servings

     Prep time: 10 minutes   and  Chill time: 2 hours

 

 

4.  STARS AND STRIPES GELATIN DESSERT

      Click for Recipe: http://www.jellorecipes.net/Jello-Recipes/jello-cake-recipe/4th-of-july-jello-flag-cake.php

 

5.  COUNTRY TIME LEMONADE PUNCH (“Summer Punch”)

    1 six-ounce can frozen lemon juice

    1/2  cup light corn syrup

    1 quart  ginger ale

    1  tray ice cubes

   1.  Empty the lemon juice into a large pitcheer and stir in the syrup.

  2.  At serving time, add the giner ale and ice cubes.  Mix well and serve immediately. 

     YIELD:  8  servings

 

6.  RENEE’S  ASHLEY BAKER’S  SPARKLING TIME SUMMER CHAMPAGNE PUNCH  (“Tropical Tea Punch”) 

   1 quart freshly brewed tea

   1 cup sugar

   2 cups (1 pint) cognac

  1/2 cup (4 ounces) light rum    (SIR CAPTAIN MORGAN)

   1 can frozen pineapple chunks, de-frosted, with liquid

   2 bottles dry champagne, chilled (MOET)

   Fresh peeled fruit, cut in cubes, and melon balls for garnish.

   1. When the tea has cooled to room temperature, stir in the sugar until it has dissolved. 

2.  Combine the tea, cognac, rum and pineapple chunks.  Chill thoroughly.  Meanwhile, fill a ring mold or a star mold with water and freeze. 

3.  When ready to serve, pour the tea mixture into a punch bowl.  Unmold the ice and add to the bowl.  Pour in the champagne and garnish with fresh fruit and melon balls.

7.        AND   when shopping don’t forget the . . . .

    

 

 

 

 

 

( Salt: As In Being Worth One’s . . . .)

BELOW:

 RENEE  ASHLEY  BAKER’S  FAVORITE  SUPERMARKETS

 

 

 

 

                                (for riding in style) 

and 

 For Finding A Husband….

 

THE “YES” LIST

              I, Renee Ashley Baker, wear Chanel cosmetics, I, Renee Ashley Baker, have been drinking Perrier Water since the late 1970’s and Neiman Marcus is STILL  my (Renee Ashley Baker’s )store) 

1.  Perrier 

 2.  Chanel Cosmetics 

3.  AT & T 

4.  IBM 

 5.  Nikon 

6.  Moet Champagne 

7.  Creme de la Mer

8.  Swarovski 

9.  Rolex 

10.  Neiman Marcus

  11.  (YES to a total of 21 companies)

   and

  THE NO LIST:

NO TO GALE HURD /NO TO GAIL KATZ

NO To Julia Roberts

NO To Johnny Depp (Johnny Depp will NOT be sold any songs written by Renee Ashley Baker)

No To Emeril LeGasse

No To Anthony LaPaglia

No To Robert Loggia

NO To  Tyra Banks

 No  To Beyonce Knowles

 No to Universal, NO to MCA/Farm, No to Grammercy, No to NBC

No to Warner Bros

No to Madonna (No to Madonna’s Company)

NO TO WHITNEY HOUSTON

NO TO ELIZABETH TAYLOR’S COMPANY:  Elizabeth Taylor’s company will not be manufacturing nor licensing eyeglass frames nor perfume with nor under the name Renee Ashley Baker

(NO To All Others Renee Ashley Baker Has Previously Said “NO” To.) 

SHOUT OUT :

To News and Entertainment Bloggers  You May  Link To This Blog (copy and paste link below)

LINK:  https://reneeashleybaker.wordpress.com

FINALLY:  THINGS TO DO IN YOUR TOWN ON THE 4TH OF JULY

 

  CLICK    http://dating.suite101.com/article.cfm/4th_of_july_date_ideas

 

(rbstudios@yahoo.com)

St. Patrick’s: Great Ones—Here and Beyond (plus more “7 Colors”)

March 17, 2010

HAPPY ST. PATRICK’S DAY!

Justice Ruth Ginsberg

Henry Kissinger

and….

“Good Bye Peter Graves” from Renee Ashley Baker

“7 COLORS”
(A Novel)
by
Renee Ashley Baker
Copyright 2010 by Renee Ashley Baker
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

“Your Momma Wears Scottish Combat Boots” by Renee Ashley Baker
(Photo taken by Renee Ashley Baker with a Motorola camera phone)

plus….

Jimmy Choo White Satin Bridal Shoes
(for Renee Ashley Baker to wear on her wedding day)

plus….

SHOUT OUT #1 (To Lake Charles)
Hello to Julia and Ed and John and Renee

SHOUT OUT #2
Hello to Sally Wilcox at CAA

SHOUT OUT #3
Hello to John R. Caplan (Ford Models Inc)

ST. PATTY’S DAY PHOTOS?

POSTER BRAIN YOUR ST. PATTY\'S DAY PHOTOS

Friday Travel: “That Mikimoto Sea”

July 25, 2008

       

          “Come On Let Me Take You On A Sea Cruise”….

Renee Ashley Baker’s favorite cruise is of course the new Queen Victoria (which replaced the mothership–the old QE2).  It– the new “Queen Victoria” –is truly a “Mikimoto Sea Cruise”…..  Below –are some more great cruises that you may wish to “explore”….

The Love Boat Cruise

www.singlecruises.com

2.  The Wedding Boat Cruise

www.theweddingexperience.com

3.  The Rock The Boat Cruise

www.rocktheboat-cruises.com

4.  The Opera Boat Cruise

http://www.princess.com/learn/destinations/australia/extend/stay/sydney.html

5.  The Golf Boat Cruise

www.elitegolfcruises.com

www.golfahoy.com

6.  The Gay Boat Cruise

www.atlantisevents.com

7.  The Religious Boat Cruise

www.leseatours.com

8.  The Greek Boat Cruise

www.windstarcruises.com

(Renee’s Aside:  “I’m inviting Val Kilmer.  You invite who you choose”).

Disclaimer:  Renee Ashley Baker advises all cruise takers to take responsibility for their own personal safety.  (That is–DON’T trust anybody, and don’t flash wads of cash!  Better to be safe than sorry) 

and….

BELOW SOME SEA TRAVELING MUSIC FROM “The Police”

WANT MORE GREEKS?  (scroll down)

 

History Monday: Renee’s Prince Charming 2

March 24, 2008

           Prince Harry 1

           Prince Harry 2 

        The  Prince is back in the nest!  No more MRE !  (“MRE is military jargon for meals-ready-to-eat”)…. The young Prince completed pilot training  in a Royal Air Force Prop Plane….He bravely did a brief  “tour of duty”….Is a “royal wedding” next? ….Like his father– the young Prince will wear the Royal “kilt”  when he finally does marry….

  (“Renee’s aside: Such a “Braveheart” this young Prince….Right Davey?”)….

                                            Prince Harry and Chelsea