Posts Tagged ‘videos’

I VOTED ! (For President #Obama)….Presidential Election 2012; Plus Hello DC and NYC…. (Plus my plan for “disaster relief”)

November 6, 2012

(click on photo of Ethel below to view UPDATE)

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YES, YES, YES…I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, JUST VOTED AND I VOTED FOR PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA….

(“Sorry NitWit Romney”…..)

AND….

I LOVE….AND….I LOVE….AND….

“I Love New York” says, Renee Ashley Baker

PARK AVENUE PARTY by SLIM AARONS….

and what about WASHINGTON DC ?

Yes, I Renee Ashley Baker, plan to be the “Hostess With The Mostess” in Washington DC. I, Renee Ashley Baker will give FABULOUS “cocktail parties, in my Washington DC apartment….

Buy at Tiffany & Co “The Cornelia Lunch Box”.

(Hopefully, I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be designing a crocodile handbag “The Irmigard” for Tiffany & Co which will sell for $3,000-$9,000….)

and

and

and

what about “THE MZ ZONE” ?

IDEA 2 FOR MARK ZUCKERBERG (aka the “MZ Zone”)

Those of you who read my “Facebook Page” know that I, Renee Ashley Baker, posted an “idea” for Mark Zuckerberg (in hopes of getting 500,000 shares of “FB stock”). Now, I have another “idea” for Mr. Mark Zuckerberg (IDEA #2) wherby I, Renee Ashley Baker, would give Mark Zuckerberg “Facebook rights” to my “Newspaper Syndicated Podcast”. I, Renee Ashley Baker, would give Mark Zuckerberg these rights for the 500,000 shares of “Facebook Stock”…..(Mr. Zuckerberg has added many apps and entertainments to Facebook aka “Angry Birds” and “Zynga” and “Instagram”…. Perhaps– my “Syndicated Podcast” would be “entertaining enough” to get Facebook users OFF OF THEIR MOBILES and back to their Facebook’s pages where they can view my “entertaining” OMG-type “podcast”…..)

AND…..AND….AND…..

ABOUT…..

HURRICANE SANDY….BEFORE, DURING, AND AFTER….

IDEA 3 (for Disaster Preparedness)

Renee Ashley Baker’s idea for “Disaster Preparedness”?

How about having a “list” of “Disaster Helpers” who will “swing into action” in a catastrophe such as Hurricane Sandy? Meaning helicopter companies and pilots, airplane charter companies and pilots, and manufacturing companies (blankets, apparel, and other needed items–especially FOOD). Volunteers in States (other than the “catastrophe state”) would begin dialing the above “manufacturing” companies and arranging for “delivery” of “needed items”. This–all “Volunteer Disaster Bank” would work “outside of” but possibly “in tandem with” FEMA…..Of course, the “helicopter, airplane charter and manufacturing companies” would be able to “write these donations off their income taxes”….

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AND…I HAVE TO KEEP SAYING IT BUT…..

MY ANSWER IS “STILL NO” TO DENVER’S D-LIST COWTOWN FILM INDUSTRY…..AND “NO” TO MELANIE, NO TO COLUMBIA, NO TO GEFFEN, NO TO JULIA ROBERTS, NO TO ANGELINA JOLIE AND STILL NO TO MADONNA. NO TO BOOKS, NO TO UNIVERSAL , NO TO WARNER BROS …..NO TO ALL OTHERS I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, PREVIOUSLY SAID “NO” TO….

I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, WILL BE MOVING TO WASHINGTON DC FOR A YEAR…..THEN, ON TO FRANCE (TO HOPEFULLY, WORK FOR THE WERTHEIMERS AND “ERMA FRENCH PERFUME AND DESIGN”….)

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NOW SCROLL DOWN FOR “DISASTER PREPAREDNESS PRODUCTS” (AND FOR MY #MUSIC VIDEO, #VIDEO CONTEST….)

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VIDEO CONTEST….”WHAT NEXT?” TWITTER ME CHALLENGE…. VIEW VIDEOS BELOW (Plus still “NO” to Madonna)

October 15, 2012

“WHAT NEXT?” (TWITTER ME CHALLENGE)

The Contest (#Contest)

STEP 2: VIEW VIDEOS

View each of the six videos below….

VIEW VIDEO (click on finger #1)

VIEW VIDEO (click on #2)

VIEW VIDEO (click on #3)

VIEW VIDEO (click on #4)

VIEW VIDEO (click on #5)

VIEW VIDEO (click on #6)

STEP 3: GO TO

Go to my Twitter Page and “FOLLOW ME”.
(Click on picture of T Bird below to go to my #Twitter Page)

STEP 4: TWEET ME:

Tweet Me your “idea” for my New Year video (January 2013). If–If–I like your Idea I’ll do it and you will get, as compensation, a free poster of yourself (or of your friends or of your family) and a “Mystery Prize” (to be disclosed on New Year’s Day 2013). Click on picture “T” for Twitter below to go back to my Twitter Site…..

The Challenge
The challenge of course is for me to “produce” your “idea” on the limited $100 per video budget (that I basically made each of the 6 Videos above for. Really! Just $100! Not counting hair, make up and wardrobe of course….LOL).

DEADLINE: December 30, 2012
Your “idea” must be received by December 30, 2012 and each “CONTESTANT” may submit only TWO ideas for a video.

AGE REQUIREMENT: 21
Contestants must be 21 years of age to Enter.

DISCLAIMER:
1. Contestant Agrees That any and all “ideas” submitted to (posted on) Renee Ashley Baker’s Twitter account (Reneeab9) will become the property of Renee Ashley Baker.
2. Contestant Agrees That any and all “ideas” submitted to (posted on) Renee Ashley Baker’s Twitter account (Reneeab9) are original and created by the Contestant themselves.
3. Contestant Agrees That any and all compensation (aka the winning prizes) will non-monetary and will be ONLY those “prizes” specified.
4. Contestant Agrees NOT to submit nor post any “racial” nor “ethnic slurs” (nor any pornography)….

GOOD LUCK! AND MAY THE BEST “IDEA” WIN !
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CHRISTMAS 2012…..
Below, a relative’s house (Miss M). This is where I, Renee Ashley Baker, spent Christmas 2012….

YES, I PICKED HIM TOO….News For April 20, 2012 (plus view “Beloved”)

April 1, 2012

Dick Clark was born November 30, 1929 to Julia Fuller Clark and Richard Augustus (August) Clark. He began his radio career at WOLF-AM in Syracuse New York. Then, Dick got his “big break” in television when he became “host” of Philadelphia’s “Bandstand”. The year? 1956….

So Don’t Miss…..

VIEW NEW VIDEO ON TRIPOD: http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com/

PLUS

SEE RENEE’S SELF-PORTRAITS at: http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com

plus

SEE RENEE ASHLEY BAKER ON VIDEO…TO VIEW RENEE’S VIDEOS CLICK ON THE THREE PHOTOS OF RENEE ASHLEY BAKER BELOW….

GOTTA HOUSE?
HAVE YOU GOT A FURNISHED HOUSE AVAILABLE IN NEW YORK–IN SOUTH HAMPTON OR EAST HAMPTON?

TIME NEEDED: MAY 30,2012 – AUGUST 30, 2012 OR 5/30-10/30,2012
LEASE TERMS: FREE OR NEGOTIABLE
INCOME: I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, WILL BE COMING TO NEW YORK TO MEET WITH FORD MODELING, CLICK MODELS MANAGEMENT, SOTHEBY’S AUCTION HOUSE (AND WITH JANIS SPINDEL).

JUST STOCK THE FRIGE AND THE BAR AND RENEE ASHLEY BAKER WILL BE THERE!

CONTACT:RENEE ASHLEY BAKER EMAIL: ErmaAshley46@Yahoo.com

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER IS WITH AT&T and VIRGIN MOBILE….

(BOOST MOBILE PHONE SERVICE IS “CRAP” and “MANURE”)

Now….view Renee Ashley Baker’s below…..

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(and still “no” to John Elway)

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RENEE ASHLEY BAKER NOW ON “TRIPOD”….VIEW RENEE’S VIDEOS…RENEE ASHLEY BAKER IS LOOKING TO “LAUNCH” A FASHION CAREER AND–AND– RENEE ASHLEY BAKER IS “LOOKING FOR A HUSBAND” AND RENEE ASHLEY BAKER IS PLANNING TO “GET MARRIED”….(RENEE IS “LOOKING FOR A MAN”….)

TO VIEW “TRIPOD” CLICK LINK HERE: http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com/

TO FRIENDS…FANS…AND….

TO THE MATCHMAKERS IN NEW YORK….

THE “HE” — THE PROSPECT– THE “HUSBAND” MUST BE 50-70 YEARS OF AGE, MUST BE CAUCASIAN/JEWISH, MUST RESIDE IN NEW YORK, OR PARIS FRANCE, OR ISRAEL, OR SCANDINAVIA/THE NETHERLANDS AND– BE A MILLIONAIRE/BILLIONAIRE….

VIEW 7 VIDEOS….STARRING RENEE ASHLEY BAKER…..

TO VIEW RENEE’S VIDEOS VISIT LINKS BELOW:

VIDEO #1:http://www.myspace.com/video/vid/108642278

VIDEO #2: http://www.myspace.com/video/rid/111141464

VIDEO #3: http://www.myspace.com/video/rid/111141501

VIDEO #4: http://www.myspace.com/video/rid/111141501

VIDEO #6: http://www.myspace.com/video/rid/111141528

VIDEO #7: http://www.myspace.com/video/rid/111141561

VIDEO #8: http://www.myspace.com/video/rid/111141580

VIDEO #10: http://www.myspace.com/video/rid/111141580

VIDEO #12: http://www.myspace.com/video/rid/111141659

VIDEO DETAILS:
THESE 7 VIDEOS WERE BROUGHT TO YOU BY “V”…
“V” FOR VICTORY, “V” for VICTORIA, AND “V” FOR VIVITAR….
“LOVE & HAPPINESS: WOMAN IN THE MIRROR”
STAR, PRODUCER, DIRECTOR: RENEE ASHLEY BAKER
CAMERA: VIVITAR 508
TRIPOD: TARGUS
HAIR: WIGS BY OSCAR AND BY NEW FREEDOM
MAKE UP/FOUNDATION: PERFECT FINISH BY FASHION FAIR
EARRINGS: FROM H & M (OF SWEDEN)
DRESS: FROM MACY’S OF NEW YORK (BY JESSICA HOWARD)
MATCHMAKERS: JANIS SPINDEL AND CLAIR WEXLER
LOCATION: WELL SEE FOR YOURSELF

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER999 IS ALSO ON “YOU TUBE” (CHECK IT OUT !!!)

Thanksgiving! plus JFK, plus Mel Gibson, plus Black Friday !

November 20, 2010

   

                “Live! (In Progress)” by Renee Ashley Baker

ATTENTION  CHAIRMEN  OF  THE  BOARD:

Harper Collins/William Morrow and Co/Avon, Simon and Schuster, Hyperion, Viking Penguin, Atlantic Grove, St. Martin’s Press, HBG, Hearst Books, Bertelsmann/Random House/Knopf/Crown

                                  TO:  TEN BOOK PUBLISHERS

                                           A   PROPOSAL

                               A   LETTER  OF  AGREEMENT

THAT 1:  Publisher agrees: To publish a first printing of 350,000 books.

THAT 2:  Publisher agrees: Renee Ashley Baker will receive (from the publisher) a CASH ADVANCE of 1 million dollars ($1,000,000).

THAT 3:  Publisher agrees:  Upon Publisher’s RECOUPMENT of said advance (by book sales) Renee Ashley Baker and the publisher would SPLIT all profits 30/70 respectively.

THAT 4:  Publisher agrees: Publisher shall retain EBOOK rights and AUDIO BOOK rights.

THAT 5:  Publisher agrees: Renee Ashley Baker shall retain “all” MOTION PICTURE RIGHTS and “all” TV RIGHTS.

 

                                        HAPPY   THANKSGIVING  !

                                      from  Renee  Ashley  Baker

 

To: My Mother (Mrs Ashley): 

       VIDEO #1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPO3SaXHHBA&feature=related

To:  My Father: 

     VIDEO #2:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btOoDyMzNiM

 To:  My Brother  (James aka Baby Jesse)  :

     VIDEO #3:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__PU5CVSegg

To: Mel Gibson (Brother  2):

     VIDEO  #4:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6q0VcgOfIQA

             

                           for   november

THE FORMER FIRST LADY. . . .

New Book “Dear Mrs. Kennedy” by Jay Mulvaney

Katie Holmes as First Lady Jacqueline Kennedy

and….

“Cirque Jackie”  written by and starring Andrea Reese (below)

plus the holiday. . . .

Thanksgiving Dinner Online?   (Your  Gourmet at Pfaelzer com)

Appetizers Anyone ?

Pate on toast at Petrossian com

Beluga by itself at Petrossian com 

 

and  A Glass Of  Wine . . . .

       the classic

the light. . . .

 

the alcohol free wine. . . .

 
and then theres
The   Bubbly !

"Moet"

 

So—

Take a clutch to the Party. . . .

 

then

don’t forget

BLACK   FRIDAY:  The  $200 HDTV special 

“This deal is out and around”   but, warns  digital Goddess Kim Komando,  “It’s  720p  (not   1080p)”  . . . .

above, 19inch  JVC HDTV (cost: approx  $330)

WRITE ABOUT IT SMYTHSON:

 above, Day Planners by Smythson of Bond Street (LONDON)

and

VIDEO  DAD OR VIDEO  MOM ?

above, virtual video….(Say wha!  It’s here?)

and

Help for Grandma and Grandpa or _____?

above, Heat Trak snow melting mat for your front walk .  It really melts snow!  Sold at all BIG BOX STORES (now go get one). . . .

WANT TO TREAD  SAFELY THIS WINTER?  

Try Co Authority Carbon Monoxide Warning System

NOW

 FOR THE HOLIDAY:   

 At the  Westin Resort in Vail (AAAA)

at the movies

Below scene from:  Warren Miller’s new ski film “Wintervention”

 

So–You Wanna Be A Princess?

      marry a prince. . . .

plus

A Princess who designs jewelry:  Dorothy Hamil Designs Jewelry To Benefit Breast Cancer (exclusively at Helzbergs)

and

A Princess who Still Designs Wraps:

 above, the little black wrap. . . .

Well, 

Laser It  !

The Fraxel Laser beauty treatment by Dr. Patricia Wexler

Dr. Patrica Wexler (Renee Ashley Baker’s New York dermatologist?  I’d  like an appointment  Dr. Wexler. . . .)

and LASTER IT!    Zeltig Laser Fat Freezing aka Coolscupting

this laser really freezes fat !
 
 
and
What’s new with Housewives?

Socialite Sonja Morgan

for Princess Partying:  Why Chanel Cosmetics of course. . . .

For Partying:  Party Food

Dinner Rolls: (Mrs. Ashley’s favorite!)

Party Like Madmen:

 

A  Bunny Princess (In White):

                                               Suri  Cruise

 

vs

 

The Black Swan. . . .

                            Shiloh  Jolie  Pitt

 

and

The eye sees. . . .

Rare Pink (sold by Sothebys for $46 million dollars). . . .

 

 

PRESIDENT  JOHN  F. KENNEDY

PRESIDENT JOHN F. KENNEDY  AS    “J.J.”

VISIT:  www.JFKRFKASHLEY.Blogspot.com

 

Renee Ashley Baker  as The Mermaid

Visit Renee’s  Tripod: (click link) http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com/id10.html

 

FBI, Dracula, Autobiographies and Etiquette (by Renee Ashley Baker)

October 12, 2010

   

  

 

 

 

  Halloween Video:  http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com/id10.html

                             A biopic about J. Edgar Hoover ?  

 Yep, I hear there is one in the works.    J Edgar to be played by ?

 

  

plus  

 

FOR  HALLOWEEN:  Dracula!   ( by  The Colorado Ballet . . . .) 

 

 

 and. . . .

ON   ETIQUETTE ?

 

 

 

 

 

Try: 

1.  Letitia Baldridge’s  New Manners For New Times: A Complete Guide To Etiquette

2.  Emily Posts Etiquette by Peggy Post

3.  The Nice Girl’s Guide To Good Behavior  by Monica Redich

4.  Entertaining Is Fun by Dorothy Draper

 

and

SHOUT  OUT   TO   BOOK   PUBLISHERS  IN   NEW YORK:

I, Renee Ashley Baker, would like a cash advance from a book Publisher in the amount of $500,000-$1 million dollars for my autobiography “Live!  (In Progress)” by Renee Ashley Baker ( about Renee Ashley Baker’s  foray , entre,  adventure  into the Fashion and beauty industry. . . ) 

The Plan

1.  Renee Ashley Baker photographed by DeSciose (in Denver).

2.  Renee Ashley Baker will sign contract with Janis Spindel Matchmaking Service.

3.  Ford Modeling Agency (New York): Renee Ashley Baker  will move to New York to have Ford Modeling Agency represent Renee Ashley Baker as ‘Spokesmodel’ .

4.  Renee Ashley Baker will sign contract with New York book publisher to publish autobiography “Live!  (In Progress)” by Renee Ashley Baker.

5.  Renee Ashley Baker will  move permanently into Hotel Pierre in New York City.

6.  Renee Ashley Baker will meet with Princess von Furstenberg regarding design of  100% silk tees.

7.  France:  Renee Ashley Baker will  go to France to meet with (to have dinner with) the Chairmen of Chanel, LVMH, and Hermes.

8.Yahoo/Bing:  Renee Ashley Baker would like a seat on the Board of Directors of Yahoo/Bing. . . .

 

plus…..

 

SHOUT  OUT   TO  MICHAEL OF THE CARLYLE   (Cherry Creek, Denver)

 I’d like Michael of the Caryle to style my hair for my photo session with DeSciose

 

HISTORY MONDAY: E

August 4, 2008

 

 THE  ULTIMATE  ELVIS….

 

 

                                                                      

ELVIS: THE DVD

“Elvis The Ultimate Film Collection: The Graceland Edition”

Highlight 1: Elvis in Movies (14 of Elvis’ personal favorites)

Highlight 2:  Elvis In Concert

         a.  1968 TV Comback Special “Elvis Blackleather”

          b.  Las Vegas Elvis (White leather) “That’s The Way It Is”

     Highlight 3:  Elvis at Home (aka “home movies”)

     Did you know–that in 1956 Elvis appears for the first time on TV and in movies.  Can you name the TV Show?  The Movie? 

      (Renee’s Aside: “The TV show was “The Steve Allen Show” and the movie was “Love Me Tender” produced by Hal Wallis)

      DVD Available For Purchase?  Yes–only at ElvisBoxSet.com

      (Renee’s Aside 2 to Priscila Presley: “Hey Priscilla–why don’t you organize an annual ELVIS FILM FESTIVAL?   I would call opening night “Memphis Lights: The Night The Lights Came On In Memphis”.  The opening date would of course be AUGUST 16TH.   And– I’d be most happy to accept an invite to be “special guest of honor” —you can reach me via Mr. Robert Iger the Chairman of the Disney Corporation)”….

VIEW ELVIS VIDEO:

 plus….

above, photos of Renee Ashley Baker

View Renee’s Green Earrings — and Renee’s Greek Closet (click video and link below):

Renee’s Greek CLOSET:

http://www.theinsider.com/news/844243_Accessories_from_Renee_Ashley_Baker_s_closet

Renee’s Green EARRINGS: 

Disney Corporation  will distribute Renee Ashley Baker’s first motion picture, in movie theaters worldwide, under an “output deal” valued at $53.5 million dollars.  U.S. Senator Edward M Kennedy will co-produce/consult.   Renee Ashley Baker will “Executive Produce” .   Renee Ashley Baker will make a profit of  $104.3 million dollars.  (MOTION PICTURE — NOT BOOK)

WHY–does poor broke c-list cowtown Denver keep begging me to “throw them a bone ???? ”  (OR IS IT “EXTORTING A BONE”?)

FUTURE FRIDAY : New and “Extreme”

January 4, 2008

                                                                Mike Huckabee, Candidate

                                                                   New Winner

                                                              Mike Hucka-hoo? 

New Flavor:

                  Whitey’s Ice Cream Parlor

Did you know that Iowa has an ice cream parlor that attracts celebrities and “everyday Iowans” alike?   That’s right–Whitey’s Ice Cream  is located  in  Davenport Iowa and is “known”  for its innovative ice cream flavors…. 

 In fact,  back in July of 2007 Bill and Hillary Clinton stopped into Whitey’s and he had an ice cream cone while she had an ice cream drumstick.   However, history has it that Chester “Whitey” Lindgren  founded Whitey’s Ice Cream in 1933  (in Moline).   And, next summer Whitey’s  will celebrate it’s 75th anniversary.   And boy –Iowans can’t wait for Whitey’s  annual “create a flavor” contest in which the winner will win  a year’s supply of free ice cream! 

So–If you were going to name an ice cream flavor after any one of the candidates –what would it be?   I would name mine “Chocolate Verry Vary” …. for Hillary Clinton….

(Tee–hee–hee–I’m just kidding Mrs. “C”….)

         Chocolate Berry Ice Cream

                                                                                                                               Hillary Clinton 3                                Hillary Clinton 2

After ice cream                               Before that scoop

special thanks to: “Progoddess on Flickr” for the photo of the chocolate berry ice cream in a bowl.

EXTREME VIDEOS! (below):

New Flying Suit: “Wingsuit” 

New  Surfing: “Glacier Surfing Alaska” 

New Rolling: “New Zealing Zorbing” 

New Car: “Moller Sky Car”