Posts Tagged ‘US Magazine’

How To Make History: Caroline Kennedy

February 3, 2009

 

Question:  I, Renee Ashley Baker,  ask:  “Who Will Not Take An Honest Woman?”…..

Answer:  Those who want “smooth talking criminals”  who steal 401k’s ….

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Diogenes ….still searching for an honest man….er…woman….

plus….

SIR JOHN’S ship  ‘Victory’  being raised by Zeus? 

(Renee’s aside:  “You betcha!”)

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VIEW VIDEO:

I, Renee Ashley aka Renee Ashley Baker,  will STILL accept $50,000 a year salary and $3 million dollars from The Kennedys.  I, Renee Ashley aka Renee Ashley Baker, will reside in Boston Massachusettes.

 

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Renee Ashley Baker’s Champagne Holiday Recipes for 2008

December 27, 2008

The following is what Renee Ashley Baker has selected/picked for herself to “Dine In” or to “Dine Out”….

Dining Out

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The Wheatleigh (in Lenox Massachusettes)

and….

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Guy Savoy (in Paris France)

DINING IN:

I.  Gourmet Party In A  Box

A.  Renee’s favorite Pate (and Caviar)

http://www.splendora.com/members/reneeashleybaker/blog/renees_happy_holiday_picks_caviar_ooo_la_la

B.  Renee’s favorite Caviar Blinis

http://www.splendora.com/members/reneeashleybaker/blog/test_diary_1

C.  Renee’s favorite Caviar and Eggs

http://www.splendora.com/members/reneeashleybaker/blog?page=4

CHAMPAGNE COCKTAILS?

http://www.splendora.com/members/reneeashleybaker/blog/renees_happy_holiday_picks_cocktails_2

Renee’s Champagne Show:

Renee Ashley BAker will “Star In” ABC’s “The Bachelorette” ….

(to be taped/filmed in a Chateau in France)

Renee’s 9 Magazines: “9 Days Of Christmas”

December 12, 2008

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WHAT IS RENEE ASHLEY BAKER GETTING FOR CHRISTMAS?

1.  9 Magazines:  Nine magazines to purchase and publish photos of Renee Ashley Baker wearing “13 Dresses”.  (The “9” magazines are: US, Newsweek, WWD, International Herald Tribune, USA Today, The New York Times Magazine , Vanity Fair , Vogue and “The Star” to promote my “Live Internet Show” from Monte Carlo)….plus….

2.  A Personal Assistant.    I will hire a personal assistant who will “work for me in New York City” while I’m residing in Monaco Monte Carlo.  (If Judy Lederman wants the job she is hired.  She , Judy, can work “at  her home” approximately  50% of the time.   Judy Lederman of New York –was seen this week on the  “M & J Show”)….plus….

3.  The Kennedy Family.   I will “work ” for the Kennedy Family’s charity: SPECIAL OLYMPICS 2.    I will receive a salary of $50,000 a year and   I will “headquarter”  my  “work” for the Kennedy Family’s “Special Olympics 2”  in Monaco Monte Carlo….plus….

4.  Harper Collins.  I will receive a $ 3-5 Million Dollar Book Advance from Harper Collins.  I will receive a $3-5 million dollar cash advance  to write  the book: “How I Became Envoy For The Kennedy Family by Renee Ashley Baker”….plus….

5.  Microsoft.  I will receive $1 million dollars per  year from Microsoft for their “sponsorship” of my “Live Internet Show”  which– will be broadcast from my condominium in Monaco Monte Carlo….plus….

6.  $5 million dollars in real estate.  A $3 million dollar condominium in Boston Massachusettes and a $2 million dollar condominium in Monaco Monte Carlo.

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“Casino de Paris Monte Carlo” by Fort Ogden (on Flickr)

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                                   “Monte Carlo”  by Millionengewi

FOR MORE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS?   (SCROLL DOWN)

History Monday: Me, My Mother

October 20, 2008

 

Renee Ashley Baker’s Ballet Dance Number

(The above “costume” –my costume–is on my Tripod Website)

plus….

                                          

Renee Ashley Baker’s Mother (“The Beautiful Mrs. B” aka Mrs. Ashley) at a party in The Hamptons I believe