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NEWS SHOW PROPOSAL…..Renee Ashley Baker’s fee is $1 Million Dollars Per Week for 26 Weeks….plus Sarah Palin, Donald Trump, First Lady Michelle Obama and more….)

June 26, 2013

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President John F Kennedy in the navy

“SANG THE MUSES”
by Renee Ashley Baker

Lyrics and Melody by Renee Ashley Baker
Copyright 2013 by Renee Ashley Baker

Lovely Cinderella lost her shoe at the Ball
Ship found in the Bottle, popped the cork, the sails grew Tall
Let Her stand with Nemo he’ll take Her hand upon the Sea
Strait up from the Bottom, they’ll see JACK cause he’ll be ME

(CHORUS)
Sang the muses, Sang the muses
Sang the muses, Sang the muses
Sang the music, Sang the music
Sang the music, Sang the music
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*This song is to be sung with a heavy Irish brogue…..

(I, Renee Ashley Baker, began this song two years ago. It is still not finished, however, I’ve decided to post this one “verse” for the 4th of July. HOPE YOU LIKE IT !)

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click on photo of Renee Ashley Baker below to view new website….

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SHOUT OUT

Shout Out To Hughes Direct TV, ABC TV, New York Times, and Fox News/News Corp:

Once my “lawsuit has settled” and I, Renee Ashley Baker, am “available”….I, Renee Ashley Baker would like to do a “News Show”. My “news show” would air weekly (on TV) and be 1 hour long. I’d do 26 shows. The “Broadcaster” (the TV NETWORK) would own the shows. I’d want a 26-52 show contract. What is Renee Ashley Baker’s asking fee? Renee Ashley Baker’s fee will be $1 million per week (or $26 Million Dollars). And…I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be granted: Approval of Guest Stars, Wardrobe Approval of Guest Stars, Weekly Script Approval, Director Approval, Producer Approval, and Location Approval (the location to be my house in The Hamptons). And—no to a “pilot” as I, Renee Ashley Baker, will not do a pilot….my Ustream TV show will be my “audition tape” if an audition is needed. And…I do not, NOT want to do a “radio show” so no–NO–to Mel Karmazin. NO TO MEL KARMAZIN….

and….

also for Renee Ashley Baker

THE HOUSE THAT JACK BUILT….

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womans white bathroom

If–If–I, Renee Ashley Baker, were to “build a house” I, Renee Ashley Baker, will “build it in France”. It (the house) will probably cost around $4.5 million dollars. I will put two bathrooms inside my “master bedroom”. One bathroom for HIM and the other bathroom for HER (see photos above of Renee Ashley Baker’s in white and “HIS” in blue).

now…

finally….

MISTAKES I’VE MADE

(aka “Renee Ashley Baker’s Biggest Mistakes….”)

#1 SARAH PALIN…

Sarah “plain” but not tall …Sarah Palin is little bitty and small….(PALIN IS AN ANAGRAM FOR “PLAIN”)

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Sarah Palin is just a “4-eyed-poli-sci-nerd”. Sarah Palin is still just an “unqualified” “inadequate” “DOG” who is vastly “inferior” to a Harvard/Columbia educated man like President Barack Obama. (Remember how Sarah Palin didn’t even have, in her closet, a wardrobe appropriate for an “IMPORTANT WOMAN”? The Republican Party had to “rush” Sarah Palin to “fancy stores” and buy her “something to wear” !)

#2 MICHELLE BACHMANN

MICHELLE BACHMANN (BACHMAN’S ANAGRAM IS “C BAN HAM” ?)

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Michelle Bachmann is a “stupid jackass”. WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG MICHELLE?

I, Renee Ashley Baker, want the public to know that it was Me and my sister(the beautiful Miss M) who picked the “other” Michelle for the “WH”…. (the other Michelle being Michelle Obama….)

#3 MELANIE GRIFFITH

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Melanie Griffith and Tippi Hedren are both “CRAP”. Melanie Griffith and Antonio Banderas will not, NOT be having anything to do with Renee Ashley Baker’s “Hampton’s house purchase”. (In other words they will not be “purchasing” Renee Ashley Baker’s Hampton’s house). And…when I, Renee Ashley Baker, do get the $26 million I, Renee Ashley Baker, will not, NOT “pay Melanie and Antonio”. Melanie, Antonio, and Tippi all need to “set up a meth lab” and stop the “criminals of Denver and criminals of Englewood” from “extorting/coercing” money for the three of them! ! !

#4 VAN DIESEL

Nobody in Colorado had better mention the name Van Diesel to me again or I’m going to The Feds (the ones in New York).

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Vin Diesel is a “punk ass”….Also still “no” to Nicholas Cage, no to B-actor Ben Affleck, “no” to B-actor Mathew Mccaughnahay.

THE NEW OLD BOY “FRAT HOUSE”….

#5 JACK WELCH

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Like I said–Jack Welch will not, not be “running–nor financing– a company for Renee Ashley Baker”.

#6 DONALD TRUMP

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“The Donald” (aka “But He Don’t Got No Birth Certificate !”)

There is more wrong here than just the “toupee”. Donald Trump will also not, “NOT be running–nor financing–a company for Renee Ashley Baker”.

#7 ROBERT DeNIRO

Denver/Englewood will “stop” STOP trying to “do business with Robert DeNiro” via Renee Ashley Baker.

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Why is it always the “same three” that “crooks” try to run a “sideways fraud” with ? It is always: Robert DeNiro, Sylvester Stallone or George Clooney. (So, no to Robert DeNiro, no to Sylvester Stallone, and no to George Clooney).

#8 MITT ROMNEY

MITT ROMNEY (aka “That Old Black Magic Underwear”)

Mitt Romney needs to keep his underwear on and his “mouth shut”…

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Mitt Romney will also not, NOT be running–financing–a company for Renee Ashley Baker. These “broke conservatives” are not, NOT going to be “getting a movie studio via Renee Ashley Baker”. For one reason my sister (the beautiful Miss M) can’t stand “conservatives”. And…the other reason is because–I, Renee Ashley Baker, do not, NOT want to be “Denesh DeSouza” and make only $25 million dollar “conservative movie goer box offices”.

No to Hugh Hewitt (and no to Mrs. Hewitt aka “Go Fetch”); no to Rush Limbaugh, no to Glenn Beck, no to Sean Hannity, and still “NO” to Rick Santorum. Also “NO” to Marco Rubio and “NO” to Rudy Giuliani. (I, Renee Ashley Baker, am for Hilary Clinton for President in 2016….)

SO…..

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President John F. Kennedy “Looking Up” (plus The “Crown”, Babs, Paris Hilton, Andy and Television Broadcasters, Bankers, Financiers )

October 31, 2011

 

“LOOKING  UP  FOR   ST.  LOUIS”

 www.JFKRFKAshley.Blogspot.com

 

 

 

 

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The Big “K” (View Video):http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com/id14.html

 

 

 

 

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SHOUT  OUT  TO :  

BABS,  FAYE,  ALI  AND  BRAD (I mean –Brange) 

          I have a secret to tell everybody about Famous Barr and about “____   Barr”.     

    I have  decided to put my “secret”  in  “56 Steps”  which would star Renee Ashley Baker and Tom Cruise (at Paramount )….

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PLAN  B

Dear   “Other People”:

1.  For a loan–LOAN–I’ll give six (6) 30 second TV Spots on my TV Special.

2.  Other People?  Other people being manufacturers of health drinks, restaurant chain owners, coffee manufacturers, architects/home builders, entrepreneurs and internet entrepreneurs.  (Your product, your store, your service will be the major sponsor of my TV Special).

3.  The Loan Amount:  $600,000.

4.  When Needed:  NOW

5.  Please expect an email from me on this.

HI  PARIS !     Need six advertising spots?

 

                                      PARIS     HILTON    INDUSTRIES

 

 

AND ….   ANDY

  “GOOD-BYE   ANDY”   From Renee Ashley Baker

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  Renee Ashley Baker will be “moving to Paris France”.

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SHOUT  OUT  TO   MR. BECK:

       Dear  Mr.  Beck :

For a  $600,000-$1,000,000 advance I, Renee Ashley Baker,  will give you three novels (a trilogy about women–“Doe”–  investigators and the U.S. Justice Department).   I, Renee Ashley Baker, must retain “TV and Motion Picture rights”….

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                P  L  U  S…. I , Renee Ashley Baker, will be in the Bang & Olufsen store in New York City to buy my Bang & Olufsen TV’s for my house in France….Click my new Tripod “Addendum”  below….

http://ReneeAshleyBaker.Tripod.com

 

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NOW

SHOUT   OUT:

TO TELEVISION BROADCASTERS,  BANKERS   &   FINANCIERS

 

       

 

 

           

 Renee Ashley Baker’s  Bang & Olufsen Beovision Plasma TV

                   

                                  WHAT?     There is no sales organization for Television Producers?  I remember PSO (Producer Sales Organization) but that blew out (it crashed and burned if you will).  So–I’m selling my “Reality TV Special” myself as follows—-

1.  To Satellite TV: To Hughes Direct TV ? (for TV viewers with “satellite tv” only).

2.  To Cable TV: To TLC, or E! Entertainment, or Wealth TV or Fashion TV,  or Spike TV,  (for TV viewers with “cable tv” only).

3.  To Video-On-Demand TV: To Netflix, Amazon Instant Video ?  (for TV viewers with “subscriber TV”).

OR

3.  To Network TV : To CW? (for TV viewers with free network TV).

4.  To Internet-Online-TV: To The Online Network ? (for TV viewers who like to watch their TV  on their computer).

Note:  The Online Network will broadcast 6 months after 1st run of Satellite TV or Cable TV.

 

        

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STILL “NO” TO BRITTANY SPEARS & NO TO GEORGE CLOONEY & NO TO MADONNA AND NO TO OPRAH WINFREY’S OWN & NO TO GALE HURD , NO TO GAIL KATZ  & NO TO CHARLIZE THERON & NO TO ANGELINA JOLIE & NO TO JULIA ROBERTS….

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(NEW VERSES Added to Christmas song by Renee Ashley Baker) Got An i-Life? Reach Out and Touch Some i Screens

October 10, 2011

 

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SHOUT  OUT:  TO  MC  (AKA CHEF  GORDON  RAMSAY)

Can you–will you– provide, donate (sponsor for promotional consideration ) food for my “party”?  The menu is easy and inexpensive (except for the V.I.P. Lounge where the talent  will be performing  on camera).

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SHOUT  OUT:   TO THE CHANDON FAMILY  (in France)

Can you donate champagne for my party in New York?

P.S.  “NO to Diane Lane”, “NO TO MADONNA” , and STILL “NO” to Julia Roberts and “NO” to all others I, Renee Ashley Baker, have previously said “NO” to

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     SHOUT OUT TO BILL GATES: I, Renee Ashley Baker, would like a seat on the board of directors of Microsoft….

I, Renee Ashley Baker, don’t use Apple Computer Products.

 

                                     “1919 Portrait Of  A Lady”

Renee Ashley Baker’s  mother….”Irmigard” (1919)

Mother Irmigard’s  crocodile heels by McQueen…

Mother Irmigard’s  1919 Bentley

Mother Irmigard’s crocodile handbag (“The Irmigard” crocodile handbag– by Irmigard’s  daughter –Renee Ashley Baker for Tiffany & Co?)

and….

SHOUT   OUT

 TO MAGAZINE EDITORS, TO RETAILERS AND TO THE U.S. MILITARY….

Keep your  fingers toasty and operate your  touch screen device with these s”smart” wool blend (or cashmere) gloves….

FOR HER:  IN CASHMERE          

Echo Touch Glove ($30)

http://www.echodesign.com/Category/features/echo-touch-gloves/default.aspx?rid=656

FOR  HIM:

      

North Face E-Tip Gloves (click link and search “e-tip gloves”)

http://www.thenorthface.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/TNFSearchResult?langId=-1&storeId=207&catalogId=10201&searchTerm=e

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NO TO OPRAH WINFREY, NO TO GALE HURD, NO TO GAIL KATZ, NO TO CHARLIZE THERON, NO TO GEFFEN– AND–NO TO EMINEM, AND NO TO ANGELINA JOLIE, NO TO JULIA ROBERTS…AND NO TO ALL OTHERS THAT I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, HAVE PREVIOUSLY SAID “NO” TO.

FARRAH FAWCETT BY RENEE ASHLEY BAKER

June 24, 2009

  Farrah Fawcett Poster

 “From Farrah Fawcett For Redmond (and vice versa)”*

                                                       by

                                    Renee Ashley Baker

        I never, never missed an episode of  “Charlie’s Angels” (those ‘angelic badasses’ who worked for the “invisible” controller Charlie ) ….

       I, like everybody else, was first introduced to Farrah Fawcett as the “Break Girl” whose flowing blonde hair sold bottles and bottles of flowing blonde colored shampoo….Next — Farrah Fawcett burst through to “pop iconery” with her “swimsuit poster” that occupied millions of walls and brought in millions of dollars (see above). Then–From Breck Girl to Charlie’s Girl (I mean, Charlie’s “angel”) Farrah then went to Broadway  and into “Extremities” and she came back again this time into “social iconery” in “The Burning Bed”….She even played a “social-lite icon”  (Barbara Hutton) in “Poor Little Rich Girl: The Barbara Hutton Story”.

       Farrah Fawcett, was also a “style icon” whose “lion-ness mane” was worn –in the 80’s –by every  female (including Renee Ashley Baker–see  “Mermaid” photo)….. 

        Farrah Fawcett, was also a “fashion icon” and my favorite Farrah Fawcett outfit was the “ballet tutu” topped with a “denim jeans jacket”).

        And….finally, Farrah Fawcett, became (to me) the “coolest female action icon” when she returned, triumphantly,  to “Charlie’s Angels” and performed the “coolest action scene” in tv (or for that matter motion picture) history….

               CAMERA ON FARRAH FAWCETT:

       1000  “STORIES”  HIGH  ON  A  ROOFTOP LEDGE  —DAY

       We See, dressed in ALL WHITE , the amazing and dazzling Farrah as she engages in battle.  In  Zen-like hand to hand combat Farrrah karate kicks and karate chops her former lover while moving–cat like– on a space no wider than a balance beam.  Yet– the fabulous Farrah BALANCES!…(You see,  Farrah has been pretending to have left the “Angels” for her “devilishly handsome” beau but was, alas, all the time working undercover–DEEP COVER — for Charlie)….

(Renee Ashley Baker’s Aside:   “We all know there is no such thing as a “blonde Egyptian”…wink!”).

YOUR  FANS  LOVE  YOU  FARRAH !    

Princess

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=

Purple Rose

 25 Things About Renee Ashley Baker :

I, Renee Ashley Baker, am still with Disney Motion Picture Distribution/ABC TV (for $56 million dollars).  NO Book.

        Farrah Fawcett starring in Charlies AngelsFarrah Fawceett starring in The Burning BedFarrah Fawcett starring in Extremities

 Farrah Fawcett starring in Poor Little Rich Girl The Barbara Hutton Story

 From Farrah For Redmond (and vice versa):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WR5_oiayAew

How To Awsome!: Hillary Clinton

March 3, 2009

 secretary-of-state-hillary-clinton-in-jakarta-indiaAWSOME !   HILLARY CLINTON IN JAKARTA INDONESIA….

 

 

 

 

 

Women’s Pant Suit

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Above, photos of Renee Ashley Baker as “The Mermaid”; and  Renee Ashley Baker’s Jimmy Choo Pine Metallic Sandal…

plus …above…. “The Arno Leopard” 

        Pictured above is the  Arno Leopard ….a 115 ft yacht that comes with 4 cabins, 4 crew and can accommodate 9 guests.  The “Arno Leopard” is for sale at  yacht broker Camper & Nicholson …(Renee’s Aside:  I’ll love living in Monaco Monte Carlo where all my friends will “have 115 ft yachts”….Does  Chanel make  a topsider ?)….

re:  Miley Cyrus….I will “not” be doing any projects with Miley Cyrus but– to the “talented” Miley:  Those ‘Scottish rifts’  are ‘Highland’ awsome!