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Winter Holiday Blues? Make Reservations Now! Renee Ashley Baker will be there! (or maybe in France)…plus Tracking Your Louis Vuitton Luggage? Plus #New York Brunch Fest, #Luxury Ski Vacations, #Selfie of Renee Ashley Baker

September 30, 2014

Announcement

CHECK OUT RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S NEW STORE
(click link below)

http://www.zazzle.com/reneeab9

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All MONTH I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be featuring “Creature Features” hosted by ME (aka Elvira 2). To find out what the “First Set” is….go to my Facebook. (And…by the way….I need to reach 250,000 “LIKES” on my Facebook (before–I launch my Men’s Cologne Line)….So, be sure to click “LIKE” when you get there…Click on “F” Below To View Amazon Instant Video fun!!!

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NOW….MORE BANKS……

NOW….

“WINTER ON THE SLOPES!” by Renee Ashley Baker

Prince Charles and the young Princes

Above, Prince Charles and the young Princes in Klosters (Switzerland) where the British Royal Family goes to ski

Davos Klosters

Chedi Andermatt

Above, Chedi Andermatt (Ultimate Luxury in Zurich)
(Mont Fort in Zurich’s Urseren Valley)

Ski Verbier

Above, Verbier (Voted Top Luxury Ski Resort)

Chamonix-Ski-Resort-in-France

Above, ski France (Chamonix France’s Premiere Luxury Ski Resort)

AND REMEMBER….

CHANEL MUKLUKS!

Chanel Mukluks

MONTCLER SKI PARKAS!

Moncler Gamme Rouge 2014

Moncler

SO…WHAT DO YOU DO WHILE DECIDING WHICH RESORT TO GO TO? WHY–BRUNCH WITH FRIENDS OF COURSE….

CALL—BIG LITTLE GET TOGETHER (NEW YORK CATERERS)

Big Little Get Together

Above, A Brunch Feast starting with Eggs (by Gourmet Catering Chefs Lauren Gerrie and Flanner Klette-Kolton)

AND…..HOW DO YOU TOTE THAT LOUIS VUITTON–SAFELY? (TRY LUGGAGE TRACKERS)

Trackdot Luggage Tracker

Bikn luggage tracker

Stick N Find

Above, Trackdot, Bikn and StickNFind

HOW DO YOU BOOK THAT LUXURIOUS JETSET SKI ADVENTURE?…..

Say Hi To Bill Fischer…..

FISCHER’S TRAVEL

Bill Fischer

OR VISIT PEEK COM

Peek Travel

OR VISIT CAZENOV & LLoyd

Cazenov and Lloyd 1

Cazenov and Lloyd 2

(P.S. Bloggers are welcome to “link to this Blog” however….this Blog will be “promoted” advertised, mentioned in full page ads that I’ll run in Parade Magazine. The “ads” will promote the Renee Ashley Baker VLOG (“For Men Only”)

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SHOUT OUT TO BANKS….

What Style! I, Renee Ashley Baker, suggest that you put “NO COVER” tags on all your songs at the copyright office (so that no talents Rihanna can’t steal your signature).
2. I, Renee Ashley Baker, also suggest that you sign with Sony, Virgin Records or Bertelsmann (if you’re not with a major label already).
3. I, Renee Ashley Baker, must state that you are “ready” to become the next Maureen McGovern/Celine Dione (aka Muse of the “movie song”)….HERE THAT ALL YOU PRODUCER’S OUT IN HOLLYWOOD …..
(fortunately I, Renee Ashley Baker, am headed for France and the Fashion Industry….)BUT POSSIBLY “CAA”?

CAA

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I, Renee Ashley Baker, took the above photo (of myself) last night (on 9/4/2014). Can you guess how I did it? I think the photo came out BEAUTIFUL and with #NO FILTER! (Selfie taken not with an iphone). Now….Shout out to SAM FINE:

Hi Sam:
I, Renee Ashley Baker, am wearing Fashion Fair’s Crème Foundation in the above Selfie. I, Renee Ashley Baker, have been wearing your Fashion Fair Crème Foundation (in Brown Glo or Brown Blaze Glo) since it first came on the market. However, it doesn’t work for “HD/High Def” digital photography (especially the one for oily skin). Can you come up with a “foundation” liquid, crème, or crème/powder combo that will work for high def photography? Maybe something that could be applied with one of the new foundation application “buffing/blending” brushes? (Cover Girl is Crap and No to Revlon).

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RENEE ASHLEY BAKER WILL BE MOVING TO FRANCE TO LAUNCH “ERMA FRENCH PERFUME AND DESIGN” (HOPEFULLY WITH THE WERTHEIMERS)….RENEE ASHLEY BAKER CURRENTLY RESIDES IN EAST HAMPTON. NOW VISIT RENEE ON MYSPACE….

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NOW VISIT….ERMA FRENCH PERFUME AND DESIGN (ON TUMBLR)…CLICK LOGO BELOW….

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BELOW….RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S RIVIERA HOUSE….(THE HOUSE THAT CHANEL BOUGHT?)

house for sale on -Côte-dAzur 2

RENEE’S….NEW SONG….

“DIAMONDS” A DEMO (written and sung by Renee Ashley Baker)

DIAMONDS”
(Guest Musician: Toots Thielman ?)
Lyrics and Music by Renee Ashley Baker
Copyright 2003 by Renee Ashley Baker
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

(verse 1)
In love
Well welcome to who needs love
I never try to please love
I only give to me

To please me
Just give me Harry Winston
Arpels and Butler Wilson
A ‘jewel’s’ all I need

Diamonds, I’ll use them for their Diamonds
I’ll ruse them for their Diamonds
Confuse them for their Diamonds
Diamonds, I’ll feel them for their Diamonds
I’ll thrill them for their Diamonds
I’ll kill them for their Diamonds

A “Blue Box”
Repossi, I’m in Grid Lock
Orgell but now the bids stopped
He’ll take me to Asprey

Believe me
A Diamond is my best friend
It’s Cartier or its First Sin
A heart shaped card in play

Diamonds, I’ll use them for their Diamonds
Abuse them for their Diamonds
Confuse them for their Diamonds
Diamonds, I’ll feel them for their Diamonds
I’ll thrill them for their Diamonds
I’ll kill them for their Diamonds
(bridge)
I’ll never know a thing of feelings
I’ll never try to do what’s right
I’ll never know that they need healing
I only know it takes 3 C’s and light

(musical interlude by Toots Thielman)

I’ll never know a thing of feelings
I’ll never try to do whats right
I’ll never know that they need healing
I only know it takes 3 C’s and light

(verse 3)

Mikimoto
With diamonds love a Dojo
A Graff then off to Soho
A camel to Mouawaad
(Shaharazod music)

Piaget me
H. Stern to Bulgari
I’ll win it Mata Hari
Say Debeers and Away!

Diamonds, I’ll stroke them for their Diamonds
I’ll toke them for their Diamonds
I’ll coke them for their Diamonds

Diamonds , I’ll swill them for their Diamonds
I’ll pill them for their Diamonds
I’ll kill them for their Diamonds

For their Diamonds
(Toots music)
For their Diamonds
(Toots music)
For their Diamonds
(Toots music)
For Their Diamonds
(Toots music Fade out)
(The End)
(NOTE: THIS SONG IS NOT FOR SALE….THE “RENEE ASHLEY BAKER SONG CATALOG” IS NOT FOR SALE IT IS “OFF THE MARKET”. NO TO BEYONCE)

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NEW….GoPro WHITE….

GO PRO WHITE

VIEW “RENEE GOES TO PARIS FRANCE”….(A NEW “GO PRO” CHANNEL….FROM EUROPE!)
click link below to view:
http://www.youtube.com/channel/UClOQkosBB9RokG5PFyZdJMQ

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Louis Vutton phone case

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S SCHEDULE

1. Renee Ashley Baker gets “lawsuit settlement” of $60 Million for 6 years “financial injury” and for “physical injury”. (Renee Ashley Baker moves to France).
2. Renee Ashley Baker “dates” 52 Caucasian/Jewish Men who are 60 years of age and older in France. (No Athletes and No Politicians).
3. Renee Ashley Baker launches “Men’s Cologne” line hopefully with the owner’s of Chanel (in France).
4. Renee Ashley Baker (still the “party girl”) will open a “Discotheque” in the South of France (and No to Madonna).
5. Renee Ashley Baker will, maybe, sign with Disney (and Mel Gibson? and Sony Music?)
6. Renee Ashley Baker will sign with Random House or Harper Collins (and Sony) for a James Bond novel.

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NOW VIEW RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S NEW “WIX” WEBSITE….

(click on Renee Ashley Baker below)

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Please post this BLOG link on your TWITTER and on your FACEBOOK. Copy and paste link: http://www.ReneeAshleyBaker.Wordpress.com

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Announcement

Queen Mary 2

Did I say that I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be “sailing” to France aboard the Queen Mary 2? YES, I will and I’ll be making, filming (digitally) a “Documentary” of my trip. I, Renee Ashley Baker, plan to give this Documentary (free of charge) to Direct TV Video On Demand….so that it can be a “freebie for their audience….

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MY PUBLICIST…
I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, AM HOPING TO HIRE KCD WORLDWIDE…..I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, AM EXPECTING MY “FIRST PUBLICITY” TO BE MAGAZINE FEATURES ABOUT “RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S ENROLLMENT IN FASHION SCHOOL IN PARIS”….OR MAGAZINE FEATURES ABOUT “RENEE ASHLEY BAKER IN HER FABULOUS HOME OVERLOOKING THE MEDITTERANEAN”….WHAT A STORY!

KCD

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MY ANSWER IS STILL “NO” TO UNIVERSAL STUDIOS AND NO TO WARNER BROS ….

THE FACTS….HOPEFULLY I’LL BE SETTLING MY LAWSUIT….IN THE MEANTIME MY ANSWER IS “NO” TO SHOWBUSINESS…CLICK LINK TO READ WHY….

MCA and The Mob

Interscope Records

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will NOT work for Universal Studios nor for Warner Bros. Click link BELOW to read why:
http://www.sohh.com/2011/09/interscope_records_under_fire_for_cocain.html

I said NO

P.S. STILL NO TO OPRAH WINFREY….OPRAH WINFREY IS NOT COMING ON THE QUEEN MARY 2 WITH RENEE ASHLEY BAKER….
I, Renee Ashley Baker, happen to favor Cate Blanchett, at this time, as well as Helen Merrin. My old favorites are Helen Hayes, and the great actress/director/singer Barbra Streisand (to name a few). I, Renee Ashley Baker, will only “work with” (only hire) my “choices”. Repeat…Oprah and Beyonce will not be joining me on my “Documentary/Film” (to be taped –recorded– “digitally” on board the Queen Mary 2). AND…about my “Cote d’Azur House” (pictured in the photo above) I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be getting a “mortgage” (hopefully from Rothschild Bank and…I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be putting 20% down)…..

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President John F. Kennedy “Looking Up” (plus The “Crown”, Babs, Paris Hilton, Andy and Television Broadcasters, Bankers, Financiers )

October 31, 2011

 

“LOOKING  UP  FOR   ST.  LOUIS”

 www.JFKRFKAshley.Blogspot.com

 

 

 

 

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The Big “K” (View Video):http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com/id14.html

 

 

 

 

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                                              Crown

SHOUT  OUT  TO :  

BABS,  FAYE,  ALI  AND  BRAD (I mean –Brange) 

          I have a secret to tell everybody about Famous Barr and about “____   Barr”.     

    I have  decided to put my “secret”  in  “56 Steps”  which would star Renee Ashley Baker and Tom Cruise (at Paramount )….

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PLAN  B

Dear   “Other People”:

1.  For a loan–LOAN–I’ll give six (6) 30 second TV Spots on my TV Special.

2.  Other People?  Other people being manufacturers of health drinks, restaurant chain owners, coffee manufacturers, architects/home builders, entrepreneurs and internet entrepreneurs.  (Your product, your store, your service will be the major sponsor of my TV Special).

3.  The Loan Amount:  $600,000.

4.  When Needed:  NOW

5.  Please expect an email from me on this.

HI  PARIS !     Need six advertising spots?

 

                                      PARIS     HILTON    INDUSTRIES

 

 

AND ….   ANDY

  “GOOD-BYE   ANDY”   From Renee Ashley Baker

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  Renee Ashley Baker will be “moving to Paris France”.

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SHOUT  OUT  TO   MR. BECK:

       Dear  Mr.  Beck :

For a  $600,000-$1,000,000 advance I, Renee Ashley Baker,  will give you three novels (a trilogy about women–“Doe”–  investigators and the U.S. Justice Department).   I, Renee Ashley Baker, must retain “TV and Motion Picture rights”….

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                P  L  U  S…. I , Renee Ashley Baker, will be in the Bang & Olufsen store in New York City to buy my Bang & Olufsen TV’s for my house in France….Click my new Tripod “Addendum”  below….

http://ReneeAshleyBaker.Tripod.com

 

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NOW

SHOUT   OUT:

TO TELEVISION BROADCASTERS,  BANKERS   &   FINANCIERS

 

       

 

 

           

 Renee Ashley Baker’s  Bang & Olufsen Beovision Plasma TV

                   

                                  WHAT?     There is no sales organization for Television Producers?  I remember PSO (Producer Sales Organization) but that blew out (it crashed and burned if you will).  So–I’m selling my “Reality TV Special” myself as follows—-

1.  To Satellite TV: To Hughes Direct TV ? (for TV viewers with “satellite tv” only).

2.  To Cable TV: To TLC, or E! Entertainment, or Wealth TV or Fashion TV,  or Spike TV,  (for TV viewers with “cable tv” only).

3.  To Video-On-Demand TV: To Netflix, Amazon Instant Video ?  (for TV viewers with “subscriber TV”).

OR

3.  To Network TV : To CW? (for TV viewers with free network TV).

4.  To Internet-Online-TV: To The Online Network ? (for TV viewers who like to watch their TV  on their computer).

Note:  The Online Network will broadcast 6 months after 1st run of Satellite TV or Cable TV.

 

        

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STILL “NO” TO BRITTANY SPEARS & NO TO GEORGE CLOONEY & NO TO MADONNA AND NO TO OPRAH WINFREY’S OWN & NO TO GALE HURD , NO TO GAIL KATZ  & NO TO CHARLIZE THERON & NO TO ANGELINA JOLIE & NO TO JULIA ROBERTS….

           ( NOW SCROLL DOWN FOR MORE INFORMATION)

TO BANKERS AND FINANCIERS (re: “Renee Ashley Baker LIVE! In Progress”)

October 24, 2011

 VIEW: ADDENDUM TO TRIPOD…CLICK LINK BELOW

http://ReneeAshleyBaker.Tripod.com

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(above Rothschild Bank logo

         I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be getting a mortgage from Rothschild bank to buy my house in France.  I, Renee Ashley Baker was born at the rich Jewish hospital in St. Louis, Missouri)

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 TO  HEAR  MELLOW  TONE

CLICK LINK  BELOW:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=ubVmfUiHCrQ

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To My Bankers and Financiers:

I, Renee Ashley Baker, am wearing 4 hats on this one:  Executive Producer, Writer,  Star, and Music Composer.  Your most immediate attention is appreciated….

 View My New Tripod Addition….

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 Lil Kim…Will  She “Bee”  There ????? 

 

 

 

 

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I NEED  AN ALTERNATE GUEST STAR  FOR MANHATTAN TRANSFER ? 

(listen to “sample”  of  “CHRISTMAS CHILL OUT ” at bottom of this page…)

 

 

 

 

 

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  I, Renee Ashley Baker, wrote the song below about “being in love with a man”.  I will sing it–acapella –on my TV Special. 

      Note:  Neither Oprah Winfrey , nor Oxygen, nor Warner Bros/ nor HBO will be broadcasting my TV Special: “Renee Ashley Baker LIVE !  (In Progress)”

                   “The  Bells of St. Where  (Christmas With You)”

                                                                     by

                                                Renee Ashley Baker

                            Copyright 2003 by Renee Ashley Baker

                                       ALL  RIGHTS  RESERVED

When —I look in your eyes

It’s just a sign

That I’ve said for time–I will love you

But I realize, it’s all in my mind

For you’ve said good-bye to me

St. Nick—Oh do hear me quick

Just one wish for me, he’ll come back to me

Calling St. Nick—oh don’t let them ring, they’re ringing for me, they’re starting to ring—-

(chorus)

The Bells of St. Where

Ring you are not here

To bring Christmas cheer

A—nother snow has come and gone

I’ve waited so long

Return love that’s gone

Oh I want to spend Christmas with you….

(verse 2)

When—-I look at the stars

Twinkle a far

I want where you are—I still love you

But my heart re-starts–then fractures apart

For you’ve said “no more” to me

St. Nick—Oh do hear me quick

Just one wish for me, he’ll come back to me

Calling St. Nick–Oh don’t let them ring, they’re ringing for me, they’re starting to ring—-

The Bells of St. Where

Ring you are not here

To bring Christmas cheer

A—nother snow has come and gone

I’ve waited so long

Return love that’s gone

Oh I want to spend Christmas with you

(bridge—musical interlude)

(repeat)

St. Nick–Oh do hear me quick

Just one wish for me, he’ll come back to me

Calling St. Nick–Oh don’t let them ring, they’re ringing for me, they’re starting to ring—

The Bells of St. Where

Ring you are not here

To bring Christmas cheer

A—nother snow has come and gone

I’ve waited so long

Return love that’s gone

Oh I want to spend Christmas with you

(The End)

                                                   MEN  WILL BE THERE! 

Two men will be on the “TV Special” as  “dates” for Renee Ashley Baker.  I, Renee Ashley Baker,  LOVE men ! men! men! men!  I, Renee Ashley Baker am what they call “man crazy” (I’ve been so since I was a little girl).  So–I, Renee Ashley Baker, write “love songs” to men and–I, Renee Ashley Baker, write “love songs” about men.  I, Renee Ashley Baker, expect to “get hooked up” via Janis Spindel’s Matchmaking Service…

I keep saying “I Renee Ashley Baker” so the STUPID will know who I’m talking about on this webite!!!!

Renee Ashley Baker will be   MOVING   TO   FRANCE….

                              

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CLICK  LINK   TO LISTEN:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikGbrlj3bLs

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Why are you “hating”  the  Queen ?????