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STATEMENT TO: #TMZ, #Judiciary Report, #Daily Variety, #Hollywood Reporter, PISS ON THE GRAMMY AWARDS (I Won’t Be Watching)

February 3, 2015

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SHOUT OUT TO ALL READERS:
This Blog “ABOUT RENEE ASHLEY BAKER” has surpassed 2,900,000 views!

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MY STATEMENT
by
Renee Ashley Baker

Gail’s/Gale’s business (“Showbusiness”) is finally DEAD! It’s been driven over by a TRUCK. (Renee Ashley Baker’s business is going to be “the fashion industry” and “the champagne industry”).

It was on a “movie location” that Gail’s/Gale’s business got killed.

Two days ago rap music producer Suge Knight killed his best friend and a “walk-on player” (i.e. a Crip “Star” in the making). I hate to say it again—but—I told you so. Is this (“Violent Gang Bangers”) really what killed the “entertainment industry”?

(Rap and R & B is NOT SELLING; although Country Music is exploding; I suspect to “counter” rap music and its BORRING R & B stars. I suspect music is about to go “all streaming services” and this–is going to “deflate” the “overblown music industry even more. Yes, I said “overblown” because the music industry has REPLACED THE MOVIE INDUSTRY as America’s “HEART”. FYI: The Movie Industry is BROKE; the AMC Theatre Chain went bankrupt and had to be sold to the Chinese; and Tim Hutton has a TV series–albeit a GOOD one. I, Renee Ashley Baker, suspect that “rumored” drug user Johnny Depp has moved Tim Hutton and Harrison Ford OFF the big screen. Get my drift?)

NOW, this “drug dealer infused” rap and R & B “music industry” wants to MOVE INTO the movie business but…it does NOT have any respect for the “movie industry”. So, you get Black rapper (Dr. Dre) starting a fight–a physical assault–that resulted in a murder (of Terry Carter, 55) and an attempted murder (of Cle “Bone” Sloan, 51). The “Crips” have been known to “harass” movie productions (remember Tupac Shakur’s physical assault on a movie producer?). The “Crips” now, though are harassing their OWN movie productions! And, this is why I, Renee Ashley Baker, refuse to set up “movie productions”. I don’t want Black rappers–and their shoot em ups and their garbage–in my life. I suspect that since Dr. Dre started an “assault” (on Suge Knight) that resulted in a murder attempt by Suge Knight (on Bone) that both Dr. Dre and Suge Knight will be charged with MURDER! (Aren’t both these rappers worth over $100 Million Dollars? What did they make all that money for? To spend their lives in prison?….)

I, Renee Ashley Baker, do NOT want any actors “harmed” in a GANG RUMBLE. And I, Renee Ashley Baker, don’t want to be a “Crip Star”. (I, Renee Ashley Baker, am not, NOT a Gang Member). So–so long and farewell to “the movie industry” (which actually is Tom Cruise’s because he’s been carrying it, by himself, on his shoulders for several years now). I, Renee Ashley Baker, will not NOT be working in the music industry either; so, NO USAGE, NO SALE, AND NO COVERS on all songs written by Renee Ashley Baker. Also–no to TV, I, Renee Ashley Baker, do not want to do a TV Show No to CBS, No to ABC, and No to NBC….(NO TO LIL UGLY L L COOL J….)

BACKSTORY: “They All Keep Saying The Name Gail/Gale” in connection with showbusiness….
(Gail Winfrey, Gale Hurd, Gail Katz) ….

If something–if an industry is with Gail/Gale then it’s not NOT going to be Renee Ashley Baker’s too. I, Renee Ashley Baker do not NOT want what Gail/Gale has too. So, I , Renee Ashley Baker will work in the fashion industry and in the champage industry by myself. I, Renee Ashley Baker, will work for Erma French Perfume and Design/ReneeAB9 and for Chateau CP Wines LLC

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I, Renee Ashley Baker, will set up office space in paris France for my companies:

1. Erma French Perfume & Design and ReneeAB9 Men’s Line, and
2. Chateau CP Wines LLC

Hopefully The Wertheimers will own 70% of Erma French Perfume and Design and ReneeAB9
(CP Irrevocable Trust will own 30% of Erma French Perfume and Design and ReneeAB9)
Hopefully The Rothschilds (Rothschild Group) will own 40% of Chateau CP Wines LLC
(CP Irrevocable Trust will own 60% of Chateau CP Wines LLC)

I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, WILL BECOME A CITIZEN OF FRANCE

NO TO UNIVERSAL STUDIOS AND NO TO WARNER BROS/INTERSCOPE

PISS ON CHRISTINA AGUILLERA (AN UGLY CHIHUAHUA BUTT FACED CREEP)….PISS ON MADONNA (MADONNA AND CHRISTINA AGUILLERA ARE NOT GOING TO GET WHAT RENEE ASHLEY BAKER DOES AND I’M TIRED OF “POOR DENVER” SAYING THIS)…MADONNA IS A “WIFE STEALLING CREEP” WHOSE KABALLA STOLE SOMEBODY’S FASHION DESIGN COMPANY (L. WREN SCOTT’S)…AND STILL “NO” TO MADONNA, NO TO CHARLIZE THERON, NO TO JULIA ROBERTS, NO TO MELANIE GRIFFITH, NO TO ANTONIO BANDERAS, NO TO JADA PINKETT, NO TO LATIFAH, NO TO RIANNA, NO TO NICKI MANAJ, NO TO LIL KIM, NO TO JILL SCOTT, NO TO SEAN PUFFY COMBS, NO TO JAY-Z, AND NO TO BEYONCE. NO TO OPRAH WINFREY… AND…. PISS ON THAT DENVER/LOS ANGELES ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY….NO TO FOOTBALL !

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Completed New Photo Gallery Added…. Happy Thanksgiving 2014! Holiday Tea! Obama Humor Christmas Cards, Christmas Gift Ideas, Shopping Cyber Monday (and Thanks AL! No to Beyoncé, No to Janet Jackson, No to Rihanna)

November 24, 2014

Matriarch Ethel Kennedy is awarded Presidential Medal of Freedom…

U.S. President Obama presents the Presidential Medal of Freedom to Ethel Kennedy during a White House ceremony in Washington

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LISTEN TO RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S NEW DEMO AT: http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com/
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HAPPY THANKSGIVING FROM RENEE ASHLEY BAKER (AND THE BEAUTIFUL MRS A BELOW…)

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Mothers Christofle Tea Service

NOW…A LESSON IN CHIC….

What better time for holiday tea than Thanksgiving holiday? Below the fabulous Mrs Winston Churchill pouring tea at 10 Downing St 1948. (Photo courtesy of “The Peak of Chic”)

the fabulous Mrs Winston Churchill pouring tea at 10 Downing Street 1940

Mariage Freres Tea gift 2014

NOW …A LESSON IN ADVANCED STYLE….THE GREAT AND THE ASPIRING GREAT….(Photo courtesy of “Advanced Style”)

the fabulous Colleen

Roche Bobois interior 2014

ABOVE, ROCHE BOBOIS COLLECTION….2014/2015

TIFFANY & CO DESK APPOINTMENTS

Tiffany & Co Desk Appointments

NOW..A LESSON IN PAIRS….NEW YORK’S MOST STYLISH COUPLES….

Thanksgiving couple

Cipriana and Aaron New York

Haley and Allan New York

Mary Beth and Kevin

Mimi and Rae

Jenna and Jullian New York

NOW A LESSON IN FASHION…VINTAGE AND NEW
(Below Chanel “vintage” jacket and Chanel 18kt gold and diamond earrings)

18kt gold Chanel earrings

Chanel jacket vintage

Chanel 3

Chanel 4

Chanel 11

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NOW A LESSON IN GLAMOUR (RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S FRANCE HOUSE…THE HOUSE THAT CHANEL BUILT?)

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NOW….

A VERY SPECIAL “HAPPY THANKSGIVING” TO JASON AND BARBRA….

Barbra Streisand and Jason Gould Duet

AND….LOOK WHO ELSE IS DOING WHAT AND WITH WHOM ON THANKSGIVING ?

KEVIN AND KYRA SERVE UP THANKSGIVING ! (SHOUT OUT TO SONY: KEVIN WOULD MAKE THE PERFECT “TALENT AGENT” IN THAT COMEDY “THIS IS VINYL TAP” ?)

Kevin and Kyra

SHOUT OUT TO 20TH CENTURY FOX..ISN’T IT ABOUT TIME FOR A REMAKE OF “THE KID FROM BROOKLYN” ? I HAD THIS “REMAKE IDEA” A LONG TIME AGO. I WOULD HAVE BARBRA (STREISAND) DIRECT; AND I WOULD CAST, WHO ELSE BUT….

The Kid From Brooklyn starring Danny Kaye

Jim Carrey with puppet friend

SEX SYMBOL SHARON STONE WITH HER THREE BOYS…(HEY SHARON…AS YOU KNOW I’M FOR THE MEN; AND BECAUSE I’M “CHANGING LANES” (INTO THE FASHION DESIGN INDUSTRY) I’M GOING TO DESIGN SOME “MANLY MAN” T-SHIRTS FOR BOYS….)

Sharon Stone with three sons

Sharon Stone with three sons 2

(Check out the intersection; notice the Black woman on “platforms” while “Mommy Sharon” and her boys wear “tennis”….LOL)

SHOUT OUT TO CONNOR, THE BEAUTIFUL ISABELLA AND MOM NICOLE
“HAPPY HOLIDAYS!”

Nicole with children  Connor and Isabella Cruise

THE BEAUTIFUL PRINCESS “SURI” WITH DADDY TOM…

“Hold My Bag”….(LOL)

Tom and Suri Thanksgiving

“A SPEEDY RECOVERY” FOR JUSTICE GINSBERG….

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and….Last and MOST

Mel Gibson with fans

Mel and new girlfriend

Mel and Lucia

(above Mel with fans, Mel with new girlfriend? and Mel with the “beautiful Lucia”…What a beautiful face on Lucia…wonder if Daddy Mel is going to allow her to become an “actress”? SHOUT OUT TO CAA: PLEASE PROMOTE MEL’S MOVIE WHEN IT COMES OUT NEXT YEAR…MEANING..RUN ADS WHERE THE PUBLIC (AND NOT JUST MOVIE GEAKS) CAN SEE THEM. THE PUBLIC HAS TO “KNOW” A MOVIE IS OUT THERE BEFORE THEY CAN GO SEE IT… And do Remember That The Question is: “WHATEVER HAPPENED TO MOVIE ADS AND NOT WHATEVER HAPPENED TO MEL GIBSON ?”. MEL’S still talented; it’s the “movie industry” that’s changed and better get back to “talent rules”….)

Mel Gibson in character

DON’T FORGET…..

SHOP NOW FOR BLACK FRIDAY AND CYBER MONDAY (buy Christmas Card: “A VERY OBAMA CHRISTMAS”)

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Cyber Monday

VISIT RENEEAB9 DESIGNS AT: http://www.Zazzle.com/ReneeAB9
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Fashion Week New York 2014–Day 10: Women of the Year! (And What They Wore!) Jackie Kennedy Onassis, Michelle Obama, Barbra Streisand, Renee Ashley Baker’s Mother, etc etc etc

September 12, 2014

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Above, First Lady Jackie Kennedy and that “fabulous” Jackie Kennedy style!

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Above, Renee Ashley Baker’s Mother (Erma/Irma)

So, Fashion Week New York 2014 has come and gone. I, Renee Ashley Baker, am looking forward to next year; but–oh wait—I WON’T be here next year; Hopefully–I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be in Paris France—attending fashion design school and launching my new company ERMA FRENCH PERFUME AND DESIGN—(hopefully with The Wertheimers aka the owners of Chanel). Hopefully–I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be “going on dates” –with 52 MEN–that’s a date every Saturday night–and in Paris France!!!

the beautiful Mrs A at a party in the Hamptons

Above, Renee Ashley Baker’s Mother (Erma/Irma) at a party in The Hamptons (on Long Island). This photo was taken 30 years after the top photo was taken (doesn’t Mommy look great!)

NOW….

MOORE WOMEN OF THE YEAR

AND….

WHAT THEY WORE!

Michelle Obama by Annie Leibovitz

Above, First Lady Michelle Obama, photographed looking “elegant”, by Annie Leibovitz

Barbra Streisand December 1969

Above Barbra Streisand, December 1969….
And below Barbra, fabulous singer/actress/director that she is, as she accepts the Glamour Women of the Year Award 2014 “Lifetime Achievement”….

Barbra Streisand accepts award

Ameerah Al Taweel 1

Above, Princess Ameerah Al-Taweel (Princess and “Talent Manager”)

Hadeel Ibrahim

Above Hadeel Ibrahim
(Below Hadeel with Harry Belafonte at launch of the New Africa Center in New York; Hadeel, by the way, is the wife of finance magnate Mo Ibrahim)

Dr. Prescious Moloi Motsepe AFI fashion week

Above, Dr. Prescious Moloi Motseipe, the “brains” behind AFI Fashion Week
(Prescious is married to one of South Africa’s first Black billionaires).

Mukesh Ambani

Mukesh Ambani house

Above, Socialite Mukesh Ambani and her “Palace” in Mumbai….

Lady Rothschild Portrait of a Lady

Above, Lady Rothschild as she remakes the famous “1919” portrait “Portrait of a Lady”….

Melinda Gates

Above, Melinda Gates appears at the Glamour Women of the Year Awards 2014

Malala

Above, the wonderful Malala Yousafzai accepts her award at Glamour’s Women of the Year Awards 2014

And, “Je te presente”

(that is– saving the GREATEST for last….)

THE QUEEN!

Queen Elizabeth fashions 2014

Queen Elizabeth ii wearing royal purple

AND….NOW…RENEE SUGGESTS WHAT THEY SHOULD WEAR ….

Chanel look 47

The Look to wear now….Chanel’s “Look #47” (and the guy looks, looks, looks….so SEXY!)

Ferragamo Fiamma Bag

Above, Ferragamo’s “Fiamma Bag” (Modeled by the Portier Sisters aka the daughters of actor, legend Sidney Portier…..Sidney is a “Moore”…IS he some kin to me?)

Paul Ka white bow cocktail dress

Above, Paul Ka’s white cocktail party extravaganza….

JIMMY-CHOO-GOLD-EMBLISH-2014

Above, Jimmy Choo’s gold “embellished” sandal…

Chanel cosmetics counter

Above, all the goodies sold at the Chanel cosmetics counter (for tres parfait) AND JEWELERY TO WEAR WITH IT ALL? WHY “DEBEERS” OF COURSE…..

BELOW “COLORED DIAMONDS” BY DEBEERS

Debeers colored diamond rings

AND TO CELEBRATE! (WHAT ELSE BUT MOET!)

Moet and Chandon

(P.S. Bloggers are welcome to “link to this Blog” however….this Blog will be “promoted” advertised, mentioned in full page ads that I’ll run in Parade Magazine. The “ads” will promote the Renee Ashley Baker VLOG (“For Men Only”)

NOW….

SHOUT OUT TO BANKS….

What Style! I, Renee Ashley Baker, suggest that you put “NO COVER” tags on all your songs at the copyright office (so that no talents Rihanna can’t steal your signature).
2. I, Renee Ashley Baker, also suggest that you sign with Sony, Virgin Records or Bertelsmann (if you’re not with a major label already).
3. I, Renee Ashley Baker, must state that you are “ready” to become the next Maureen McGovern/Celine Dione (aka Muse of the “movie song”)….HERE THAT ALL YOU PRODUCER’S OUT IN HOLLYWOOD …..
(fortunately I, Renee Ashley Baker, am headed for France and the Fashion Industry….)

As I have stated on this BLOG many times, I, Renee Ashley Baker, will NOT be working in the movie industry but will instead work in “the French Perfume and Design Industry” (I’ll also become a citizen of France and give up citizenship of the United States). However, However, If, one day, I, Renee Ashley Baker, change my mind, I, Renee Ashley Baker, will work–in movies– on the following terms:

1. HE (the head of CAA) will have to sign Renee Ashley Baker to an exclusive contract whereby I, Renee Ashley Baker, would use CAA Talent “exclusively” for my motion picture productions.
2. I, Renee Ashley Baker, will have to be the “Executive Producer” of all of the Renee Ashley Baker motion picture productions.
3. I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be “set up” at either Disney Studios or at News Corp/20th Century Fox or I may help some MEN (from India) build their “movie studio”.
4. I, Renee Ashley Baker, will reside in France (and I, Renee Ashley Baker, will “give up citizenship” of the United States and will become a “citizen of France”).
5. NO TO RICHARD GERE AND NO TO ICM (ICM NEEDS TO BE IN JAIL); ALSO NO TO CLINT EASTWOOD AND NO TO OPRAH WINFREY. ALSO NO TO OPRAH’S “OWN” channel …NO TO MADONNA AND NO TO ALL “OTHERS” THAT I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, HAVE PREVIOUSLY SAID “NO” TO. INCLUDING “NO” TO MERYL STREEP.

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I, Renee Ashley Baker, took the above photo (of myself) last night (on 9/4/2014). Can you guess how I did it? I think the photo came out BEAUTIFUL and with #NO FILTER! (Selfie taken not with an iphone). Now….Shout out to SAM FINE:

Hi Sam:
I, Renee Ashley Baker, am wearing Fashion Fair’s Crème Foundation in the above Selfie. I, Renee Ashley Baker, have been wearing your Fashion Fair Crème Foundation (in Brown Glo or Brown Blaze Glo) since it first came on the market. However, it doesn’t work for “HD/High Def” digital photography (especially the one for oily skin). Can you come up with a “foundation” liquid, crème, or crème/powder combo that will work for high def photography? Maybe something that could be applied with one of the new foundation application “buffing/blending” brushes? (Cover Girl is Crap).

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RENEE ASHLEY BAKER WILL BE MOVING TO FRANCE TO LAUNCH “ERMA FRENCH PERFUME AND DESIGN” (HOPEFULLY WITH THE WERTHEIMERS)….RENEE ASHLEY BAKER CURRENTLY RESIDES IN EAST HAMPTON. NOW VISIT RENEE ON MYSPACE….

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NOW VISIT….ERMA FRENCH PERFUME AND DESIGN (ON TUMBLR)…CLICK LOGO BELOW….

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BELOW….RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S RIVIERA HOUSE….(THE HOUSE THAT CHANEL BOUGHT?)

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RENEE’S….NEW SONG….

“DIAMONDS” A DEMO (written and sung by Renee Ashley Baker)

DIAMONDS”
(Guest Musician: Toots Thielman ?)
Lyrics and Music by Renee Ashley Baker
Copyright 2003 by Renee Ashley Baker
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

(verse 1)
In love
Well welcome to who needs love
I never try to please love
I only give to me

To please me
Just give me Harry Winston
Arpels and Butler Wilson
A ‘jewel’s’ all I need

Diamonds, I’ll use them for their Diamonds
I’ll ruse them for their Diamonds
Confuse them for their Diamonds
Diamonds, I’ll feel them for their Diamonds
I’ll thrill them for their Diamonds
I’ll kill them for their Diamonds

A “Blue Box”
Repossi, I’m in Grid Lock
Orgell but now the bids stopped
He’ll take me to Asprey

Believe me
A Diamond is my best friend
It’s Cartier or its First Sin
A heart shaped card in play

Diamonds, I’ll use them for their Diamonds
Abuse them for their Diamonds
Confuse them for their Diamonds
Diamonds, I’ll feel them for their Diamonds
I’ll thrill them for their Diamonds
I’ll kill them for their Diamonds
(bridge)
I’ll never know a thing of feelings
I’ll never try to do what’s right
I’ll never know that they need healing
I only know it takes 3 C’s and light

(musical interlude by Toots Thielman)

I’ll never know a thing of feelings
I’ll never try to do whats right
I’ll never know that they need healing
I only know it takes 3 C’s and light

(verse 3)

Mikimoto
With diamonds love a Dojo
A Graff then off to Soho
A camel to Mouawaad
(Shaharazod music)

Piaget me
H. Stern to Bulgari
I’ll win it Mata Hari
Say Debeers and Away!

Diamonds, I’ll stroke them for their Diamonds
I’ll toke them for their Diamonds
I’ll coke them for their Diamonds

Diamonds , I’ll swill them for their Diamonds
I’ll pill them for their Diamonds
I’ll kill them for their Diamonds

For their Diamonds
(Toots music)
For their Diamonds
(Toots music)
For their Diamonds
(Toots music)
For Their Diamonds
(Toots music Fade out)
(The End)
(NOTE: THIS SONG IS NOT FOR SALE….THE “RENEE ASHLEY BAKER SONG CATALOG” IS NOT FOR SALE IT IS “OFF THE MARKET”. NO TO BEYONCE)

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RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S SCHEDULE

1. Renee Ashley Baker gets “lawsuit settlement” of $60 Million for 6 years “financial injury” and for “physical injury”. (Renee Ashley Baker moves to France).
2. Renee Ashley Baker “dates” 52 Caucasian/Jewish Men who are 60 years of age and older in France. (No Athletes and No Politicians).
3. Renee Ashley Baker launches “Men’s Cologne” line hopefully with the owner’s of Chanel (in France).
4. Renee Ashley Baker (still the “party girl”) will open a “Discotheque” in the South of France (and No to Madonna).
5. Renee Ashley Baker will, maybe, sign with Disney (and Mel Gibson? and Sony Music?)
6. Renee Ashley Baker will sign with Random House or Harper Collins (and Sony) for a James Bond novel.

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NOW VIEW RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S NEW “WIX” WEBSITE….

(click on Renee Ashley Baker below)

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Announcement

Queen Mary 2

Did I say that I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be “sailing” to France aboard the Queen Mary 2? YES, I will and I’ll be making, filming (digitally) a “Documentary” of my trip. I, Renee Ashley Baker, plan to give this Documentary (free of charge) to Direct TV Video On Demand….so that it can be a “freebie for their audience….

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MY PUBLICIST…
I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, AM HOPING TO HIRE KCD WORLDWIDE…..I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, AM EXPECTING MY “FIRST PUBLICITY” TO BE MAGAZINE FEATURES ABOUT “RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S ENROLLMENT IN FASHION SCHOOL IN PARIS”….OR MAGAZINE FEATURES ABOUT “RENEE ASHLEY BAKER IN HER FABULOUS HOME OVERLOOKING THE MEDITTERANEAN”….WHAT A STORY!

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MY ANSWER IS STILL “NO” TO UNIVERSAL STUDIOS AND NO TO WARNER BROS ….

THE FACTS….HOPEFULLY I’LL BE SETTLING MY LAWSUIT….IN THE MEANTIME MY ANSWER IS “NO” TO SHOWBUSINESS…CLICK LINK TO READ WHY….

MCA and The Mob

Interscope Records

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will NOT work for Universal Studios nor for Warner Bros. Click link BELOW to read why:
http://www.sohh.com/2011/09/interscope_records_under_fire_for_cocain.html

I said NO

P.S. STILL NO TO OPRAH WINFREY….OPRAH WINFREY IS NOT COMING ON THE QUEEN MARY 2 WITH RENEE ASHLEY BAKER….
I, Renee Ashley Baker, happen to favor Cate Blanchett, at this time, as well as Helen Merrin. My old favorites are Helen Hayes, and the great actress/director/singer Barbra Streisand (to name a few).

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Because I have been “bothered” by the Englewood Public Library about Oprah Winfrey, I have to request that Oprah Winfrey “stay away from me”…..No to ICM, No to Angelina Jolie, No to Julia Roberts, No to Christina Aguillera, No to Jessica Alba. Johnny Depp has to “stay away” from Renee Ashley Baker too….No to Lil Kim and No to Beyoncé too and NO to Rihanna, and No to Nicky Manaj. And I’ve Had To “Threaten” Charlize Theron so that she could not be “forced into a payroll” by Englewood City Employees such as Aimee, Jennifer, and Kara and Pat. “NO” to all others that Renee Ashley Baker has said “NO” to.

oN Vacation with my MAN in East Hampton …BE BACK August 1; Beyonce will NOT get any song written by Renee Ashley Baker and No to Rihanna too….(Please enjoy my blog Below)

July 2, 2014

All About Me

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NOW…

ALL ABOUT RENEE ASHLEY BAKER…

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I, Renee Ashley Baker, should be arriving in France in September of 2014. I, Renee Ashley Baker, plan to “settle my lawsuit” out of court and buy a house in the South of France…and NO TO DAVID FOSTER AND NO TO DAVID GEFFEN….Neither David Foster nor David Geffen can buy The Renee Ashley Baker Song Catalog….NO COVERS…..AND STILL NO TO CHARLIZE THERON (THE B-LIST), NO TO ANGELINA JOLIE, NO TO JULIA ROBERTS, NO TO MELANIE’S GARBAGE, NO TO GALE/GAIL, NO TO MERYL STREEP, and NO TO OPRAH WINFREY and CHRISTINA AGUILLERA IS A DOG. NO TO EMINEM and NO TO CRIP BOY JILL SCOTT…. and NO TO ROBERT DENIRO, NO TO RIHANNA, NO TO NICKI MANAJ, NO TO LIL KIM, AND NO TO SALDANA.
NO TO HALLE BERRY, AND NO TO HALLE BERRY’S MANAGER, NO TO SEAN PUFFY, NO TO JAY-Z, NO TO BEYONCE.

New York 4th of July

PLEASE! THIS 4TH OF JULY…PRACTICE SAFE BOATING….

From Renee Ashley Baker and CoActionGroup Org

Below the most expensive speed boat in the world…The Mercedes Benz Mirauder….

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and

THE LONGEST YACHT IN THE WORLD….

Below Renee Ashley Baker’s “Christina O” Yacht… Harbored in the South of France (and still number 29 of the 100 LARGEST yachts in the world…)

Renee Ashley Baker’s yacht (temporarily)…Just for Renee’s Men’s Cologne Launch Parties? ….

Yacht Christina O 7

NOW…

THE FACTS….HOPEFULLY I’LL BE SETTLING MY LAWSUIT….IN THE MEANTIME MY ANSWER IS “NO” TO SHOWBUSINESS…READ WHY….

MCA and The Mob

Interscope Records

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will NOT work for Universal Studios nor for Warner Bros. Click link BELOW to read why:
http://www.sohh.com/2011/09/interscope_records_under_fire_for_cocain.html

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Happy Fourth of July 7

plus….

A Plate For A Meal?

Happy Birthday plate

Tom Cruise birthday 2014

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO TOM CRUISE MAPOTHER IV

(BORN ON THE THIRD OF JULY)…

now

WHATEVER you decide to do this 4th of July why not “document the fun”? Upload photos from your cellphone (all day)

To Instagram or To The New Phhhoto.com

Instagram

PHHHOTO LOGO

Paris Hilton selfie

above paris Hilton selfie

AND….

IF YOU STILL HAVEN’T MADE PLANS AND ARE LOOKING FOR SOMETHING TO DO….

Some “Nautical” Action Maybe?

Try sailing on Cape Cod or Maine

Cape Cod from the harbor

Rockland Maine

Windjammer Cruising with Captain Brenda Thomas

Take a Windjammer Cruise in Rockland Maine with Captain Brenda Thomas (I’m putting Brenda on for my Kennedys….)

SO….

Are You Like The Kennedys (Always Playing To Win?)

Old School….Croquet

croquet set by Franklin Expert

New School….Paint Ball

or

Wii Outdoor Fun (For Adults)

paint ball for July 4

wii party game for adults

BOOK WORM?

LOOKING FOR SOMETHING TO DOWNLOAD AND READ THIS HOLIDAY WEEKEND?

On Country Love:

I Heard My Country Calling by James Webb

“I Heard My Country Calling” by James Webb

Brothers Forever by Retired Lt Col Tom Manion and Tom Sileo

“Brothers Forever” by Retired Lt Col Tom Manion and Tom Sileo

On Elite Love:

The Hiltons by J Randy Tarabourelli

“The Hiltons” by J. Randy Tarabourelli (about the Hilton hotel dynasty)

The Phantom of Fifth Avenue by Meryl Gordon

“The Phantom of Fifth Avenue” by Mary Gordon (about the life and death of reclusive heiress Huguette Clark)

IN THE CLASSROOM

Looking For A New Skill? Learn Something! This 4th of July holiday sign up for a summer course in:

Wine Making!

Man and Woman driking wine

Man making wine

Veramar Vineyard offers a three day “Wine Camp” in the rolling hills of Virginia’s wine country. Conducted on a “family run estate’ you get “all the fun stuff” as well as a real appreciation for the hard work of “running a vineyard”. Sessions are held “throughout the year” . The program is $900 per person for three days and two nights (which includes daily meals, lodging at the winemakers residence, samplings, tastings and all “camp” activities. Contact: veramar com

In Photography!

male photographer

Take Photos Like A Pro….Based in Montana, the Rocky Mountain School of Photography offers weeklong photo workshops for varying skill sets led by expert photographers in some of the country’s most beautiful “national parks” (like Wyoming’s Grand Teton). The school also offers “weekend courses” throughout the year in cities like Nashville and Portland. The “weeklong workshops” start at $1295 (not including meals or lodging). Contact: rsmp com.

Nakeya Brown photographer

GET GOOD ENOUGH AND YOU’LL NEED AN AGENT….

Happy 4th of July to Nakeya!
Nakeya Brown is a photography agent at Apostrophe in New York. Just what does a photography agent do? On a “typical” day Nakeya puts together budgets for photo shoots, does minor production, and promotes the agencies 14 photographers.
SHOUT OUT:
Hey Nakeya…I, Renee Ashley Baker, have got a “female relative’ (named Miss Annie) who is a very TALENTED photographer. Every summer she (Miss Annie) performs “hostess duties” at various “toney” Country Clubs around the country during “golf tournament season”). Maybe you can use Miss Annie’s photography…..(I, Renee Ashley Baker, am NOT a “professional photographer”….I’m going to stay a “fashion designer” launching my “men’s cologne” in France….hopefully with the owner’s of Chanel)

IN THE KITCHEN

For The Foodies: Take An Online Primer (with grilling buddies Harley, Josh, and Ameer)

EpicMealTime 1

EpicMealTime (On You Tube)

AND….

IN THE SUN….

STYLISH SUN PROTECTION

Straw Fedora by Hat Attack

straw fedora by Hat Attack

Straw Cloche by Akris hat

straw cloche by Akris Hat

LISTENING TO MUSIC….
FOR “STYLISH” LISTENING TRY “FRENDS” HEADPHONES…

Frends headphones 1

Frends headphones 2

WHAT SHOULD YOU BE LISTENING TO?
Bette Midler Memories of You

Don’t Forget The James (Bartles and James THAT IS)

Barbles & Jaymes Coolers

and

what about party BUBBLES ?

Bubble Machine by Turbo Deluxe at Amazon

above The Turbo Deluxe Bubble Making Machine (sold at Amazon com)

WANT TO BUBBLE….THE SOUND!

(FOR YOUR GUESTS, OUT BACK, BY THE POOL ?)

Clio clearview bluetooth speaker

Try Clio Blue Tooth Wireless Speakers

MR. KISS KISS BANG BANG ?

“JUST SAY PLEASE” (Title of Renee Ashley Baker’s JAMES BOND Novel?)

Intro by Renee Ashley Baker (“Reckless With Your Love” by AZARI & III)

(Intro–Begin 18 sec–Repeat 4 Times)

Say please, Pretty please, Thank you please, I’d like some please, Do it please, Hand it please, Can you say, Si’l Vous Plait?

(Music Up–At 50 sec–First Verse Begin At 107 sec)

Reckless with your LOVE
You just give it up
Fearless with your LIFE
But, no one can you trust
Reckless with your LOVE
You just give it away
Fearless with your life
Living Day To Day

SO…

NOW….

BELOW….

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S “NEW HOUSE IN FRANCE” …THE HOUSE THAT CHANEL,JAMES BOND,(DISNEY, MEL GIBSON, BRUCE WILLIS, AND TOM CRUISE)BOUGHT?

Cote d Azur

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SO, IF YOU’RE STAYING HOME (THIS 4TH OF JULY): WHY NOT MAKE IT A “JAMES BOND” WEEKEND?

Sean Connery as James Bond

Roger Moore A View To A Kill

James Bond 007 Daniel Craig

James Bond 50

(Try “The James Bond Collection: 50th Anniversary”)

4th of July

BUT…

IF YOU’RE STAYING HOME (ON THE 4TH OF JULY)….AND YOU LIKE TRAINS?

TRY “TWO” OF RENEE’S “OTHER” FAVORITES…

“Runaway Train”

Jon Voight in Runaway Train

Starring Jon Voigt and Eric Roberts

and “The Taking Of Pelham 123”

Walter Mathau in The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3

Starring “Walter Mathau and Robert Shaw”

Amazon Instant Video

BUT …IF YOU WANT TO GO OUT TO “THE CINEMA”?

…and it’s not raining in Times Square New York….

Cineplex Times Square

TWO NEW ONES…

Belle Poster 1

“Belle” starring GuGu Mbatha-Raw

Locke poster

“Locke” starring Tom Hardy

NOW MORE…

OF….

“WHAT TO DO” THIS JULY 4TH WEEKEND…

MAN-O-WAR?

IF NOT, YOU CAN WATCH ONE ON TV….

Mel Gibson The Patriot

Mel Gibson in We  Were Soldiers

“The Patriot” and “We Were Soldiers” starring Mel Gibson

ACADEMY AWARD WINNER….

Born On The Fourth of July starring Tom Cruise 2

Born On The Fourth of July starring Tom Cruise 2

“Born On The 4th of July” starring Tom Cruise

Harts War starring Bruce Willis

Rataliation GI Joe Starring Bruce Willis

“Hart’s War” and “Retaliation: G I JOE” starring Bruce Willis

Patriot Games starring Harrison Ford

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“Patriot Games” starring Harrison Ford

3 Days To Kill Staring Kevin Costner

3 Days To Kill 2 starring Kevin Costner

“3 Days To Kill” starring Kevin Costner

BUT WAIT….THE BAD GUY HAS THE GUN…

Captain Phillips 2 starring Tom Hanks

Captain Phillips starring Tom Hanks

“Captain Phillips” starring Tom Hanks

THE GOOD GUY HAS A KNIFE….(“Good Enough”)

Inglorious Bastards starring Brad Pitt

“Inglorious Bastards” starring Brad Pitt

HOW TO WATCH THE MEN-O-WAR?

AMAZON FIRE TV

Amazon TV

PLUS….SAMSUNG SMART TV

Samsung Smart TV

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S 4TH OF JULY….

RENEE’S MEMORIES

This year, I’ll be spending July 4th (Independence Day) in East Hampton New York…However, my fondest memories are of my “childhood” and how we, my family (My Mother Erma/Irma, My Brother James) spent every 4th of July on the S.S. Admiral or at the Gateway Arch…..My Mother always bought me “something new” to wear on the 4th of July (and of course, I, Renee, always wanting to “be grown”, would leave the house wearing huge hoop earrings and frosted pink lipstick and looking like I was 25 years old…when actually I was only 12 years old….(White Men would “crane their necks” and STARE at me…LOL)….Anyway….Family Gatherings are “such fun”; And hey, did you hear about the 80,000 member family tree? It just had it’s global family reunion in June. Could any of “THEE” be related to Little Old ME?

George Calvert the 1st Baron Baltimore

Above, GEORGE CALVERT, THE 1ST BARON (LORD) BALTIMORE….

DO HAVE A HAPPY 4TH OF JULY!

SS Admiral St Louis Missouri

S.S. ADMIRAL AND GATEWAY ARCH (IN ST. LOUIS, MISSOURI)

CAA

Sony

NOT A “FILM BUFF”? THEN “HIT THE BEACH”….

FOR HIM

mens swimwear by Saturday NYC

(Men’s swimwear by Saturday’s NYC)

FOR HER

womens swimwear by Jo de Mer

(Women’s Swimwear by Jo de Mer and….
….Chanel’s UV Essentials SPF 50 to wear under make up)

Chanel UV Essentials SPF

LOOKING FOR EASE AND COMFORT THIS 4TH OF JULY

Try Slacks (the old standby)

Cotton elastane womens slacks

Cotton elastane slacks (by Loft)

Jacquard capri slacks

Jacquard capri slacks (by J Crew)

printed jeans

cropped slacks (by Ecrustyle)

cotton acrytic slacks

Cotton acrytic slacks (by Lemlem)

LOOKING FOR A “QUICK DIY PRESS-ON MANICURE”?

Kiss press on nails

(KISS press on nails)

fingernails by Kiss

LOOKING FOR JEWELRY TO WEAR THIS 4TH OF JULY?

Bangal by Indian Bazaar

(Stylish Gold Bangals by India Bazaar)

and….

LOOKING FOR SUMMER COVER AT THE BEACH?

chanel-resort-2014-swimsuit-profile

(Stylish cover and swimsuit by Chanel)

LOOKING TO “DO SOMETHING” WITH YOUR HAIR?

ponytail black hair

Ann Nahari - Presentation - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014

(Black hair styles spring/summer 2014 plus great products to “get that look” Bumble and Bumble Surf Spray and for fragrance Fekkai Hair Fragrance Mist)

Bumble and Bumble surf spray 2

Fekkai hair Frangrace Mist

AND….

LOOKING FOR A NEW LOVE? (BABY…)
Try Tinder–ness (aka Tinder)

Dating App Tinder

Tinder is the “hot new” matchmaking app. HOT! HOT! HOT!
But Alert! Alert! If you’re looking for a HUSBAND…Tinder may not be the place as some of the guys on it have actually admitted to being on it “just for the SEX” (Psssshaw!)……So my “suggestion” would be “have the fun” but the marriage proposal may not be FORTHCOMING, ETC ETC ETC….I, Renee Ashley Baker, “DO” know what I’m talking about because I, Renee Ashley Baker, can “DANCE” while sitting on a “bar stool” wearing 4 inch heels….)

PREFER A MATCHMAKER?

TRY JANIS SPINDEL….(MATCHMAKER TO BILLIONAIRES, MILLIONAIRES, CAPTAINS OF INDUSTRY, AND OTHER GUYS THAT RUN STUFF….)
Janis Spindel Serious Matchmaking wedding ring

LOOKING FOR SOMETHNG TO DO ON THE 4TH OF JULY WANT TO GO OUT? (WHY NOT GO DANCING…. AKA…. AFTER DARK CLUBBING?)

Check out Renee Ashley Baker’s New “dance club shoe”….

Roger Vivier Rendez Vous sandal spring summer

(“Rendez-Vous” by Roger Vivier Cost: $5,000)

Paris France at night

After my lawsuit settlements, “THE ERMA FOUNDATION” (once organized) would like to “financially support” (and join up with) “BORN FREE”. I, Renee Ashley Baker, would like to design/create a “limited edition” fashion collection for “BORN FREE” to sell on ShopBop. I, Renee Ashley Baker, will design these fashions through ERMA FRENCH PERFUME AND DESIGN (which is to be headquartered in Paris France and hopefully 70% owned by The Wertheimers….)

Tory Burch Reversible Canvas Bag

(Buy the above Tory Burch tote on ShopBop com. Proceeds will go to “Born Free”. Cost: $175)

4th of July 2014

Uncle Sam in chef hat

WANT A “CATERED” 4TH OF JULY WEEKENED? TRY CRAVE MOBILE BY WHITE CASTLE

White Castle Crave Mobile

(White Castles were a “big favorite” when I was a kid growing up in St. Louis Missouri. I, Renee Ashley Baker, need to see the “great castles” of Europe as I, Renee Ashley Baker, am of English/Welsh decent….)

BUT…IF YOU WANT TO BE A GRILL MASTER?

Start with a “great grill”: View Below….Napoleon 2014, Weber Big Green Egg, Cobb Portable Grill and The George Foreman Grill

Napoleon Grill 2014

Weber Big Green Egg Grill 2014

Cobb Portable Grill

George Foreman Grill 2014

LOOKING TO MAKE THAT PERFECT “SHRIMP ON THE BARBIE” ?
GRILL MASTER MUST HAVES:

MARINADES, SEASONINGS AND SAUCES

Weber Grill MarinadeWeber Smokey Mesquite

and…FROM THE SHARK TANK…

Pork Barrel BBQ Sauce

LOOKING FOR A GOOD RECIPE?

A Gourmet Potato Salad….Romaine, Artichoke, Tomato, and Parsley Dressing

http://www.realsimple.com/food-recipes/recipe-collections-favorites/quick-easy/summer-dinner-recipes-00000000061232/page19.html

A Desert: The S’Mores CupCake ! (from Betty Crocker)

http://www.bettycrocker.com/recipes/smores-cupcakes/7fc16239-e926-492e-aca9-9a83a572c0c2

HAPPY 4TH OF JULY FROM RENEE ASHLEY BAKER…..

Happy  4th of July eye on

NOW…

RENEE’S…. NEW…. ONE….

“DIAMONDS” A DEMO (written and sung by Renee Ashley Baker)

DIAMONDS”
(Guest Musician: Toots Thielman ?)
Lyrics and Music by Renee Ashley Baker
Copyright 2003 by Renee Ashley Baker
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

(verse 1)
In love
Well welcome to who needs love
I never try to please love
I only give to me

To please me
Just give me Harry Winston
Arpels and Butler Wilson
A ‘jewel’s’ all I need

Diamonds, I’ll use them for their Diamonds
I’ll ruse them for their Diamonds
Confuse them for their Diamonds
Diamonds, I’ll feel them for their Diamonds
I’ll thrill them for their Diamonds
I’ll kill them for their Diamonds

A “Blue Box”
Repossi, I’m in Grid Lock
Orgell but now the bids stopped
He’ll take me to Asprey

Believe me
A Diamond is my best friend
It’s Cartier or its First Sin
A heart shaped card in play

Diamonds, I’ll use them for their Diamonds
Abuse them for their Diamonds
Confuse them for their Diamonds
Diamonds, I’ll feel them for their Diamonds
I’ll thrill them for their Diamonds
I’ll kill them for their Diamonds
(bridge)
I’ll never know a thing of feelings
I’ll never try to do what’s right
I’ll never know that they need healing
I only know it takes 3 C’s and light

(musical interlude by Toots Thielman)

I’ll never know a thing of feelings
I’ll never try to do whats right
I’ll never know that they need healing
I only know it takes 3 C’s and light

(verse 3)

Mikimoto
With diamonds love a Dojo
A Graff then off to Soho
A camel to Mouawaad
(Shaharazod music)

Piaget me
H. Stern to Bulgari
I’ll win it Mata Hari
Say Debeers and Away!

Diamonds, I’ll stroke them for their Diamonds
I’ll toke them for their Diamonds
I’ll coke them for their Diamonds

Diamonds , I’ll swill them for their Diamonds
I’ll pill them for their Diamonds
I’ll kill them for their Diamonds

For their Diamonds
(Toots music)
For their Diamonds
(Toots music)
For their Diamonds
(Toots music)
For Their Diamonds
(Toots music Fade out)
(The End)
(NOTE: THIS SONG IS NOT FOR SALE….THE “RENEE ASHLEY BAKER SONG CATALOG” IS NOT FOR SALE IT IS “OFF THE MARKET”. NO TO BEYONCE)

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Louis Vutton phone case

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S SCHEDULE

1. Renee Ashley Baker gets “lawsuit settlement” of $60 Million for 6 years “financial injury” and for “physical injury”. (Renee Ashley Baker moves to France).
2. Renee Ashley Baker “dates” 52 Caucasian/Jewish Men who are 60 years of age and older in France. (No Athletes and No Politicians).
3. Renee Ashley Baker launches “Men’s Cologne” line hopefully with the owner’s of Chanel (in France).
4. Renee Ashley Baker (still the “party girl”) will open a “Discotheque” in the South of France (and No to Madonna).
5. Renee Ashley Baker will, maybe, sign with Disney (and Mel Gibson? and Sony Music?)
6. Renee Ashley Baker will sign with Random House or Harper Collins (and Sony) for a James Bond novel.

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NOW VIEW RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S NEW “WIX” WEBSITE….

(click on Renee Ashley Baker below)

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HAPPY FATHER’S DAY 2014! Great Gift Ideas For Dad (plus “Good-Bye To Maya Angelou”)….plus Yes to Disney Studios and Yes to Sony, and Yes to Nightlife Paris France !

May 27, 2014

READING FOR DAD “ON FATHER’S DAY”…

MCA and The Mob

Interscope Records

INTERSCOPE RECORDS (“NO TO EMINEM”): CLICK LINK TO READ MORE: http://www.sohh.com/2011/09/interscope_records_under_fire_for_cocain.html

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NOW

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER HEADS TO FRANCE WITHOUT OPRAH, WITHOUT CHARLIZE, WITHOUT UNIVERSAL, WITHOUT INTERSCOPE (MEANING WITHOUT EMINEM’S JUNK)….

I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, WILL BE MOVING TO FRANCE TO “GET AWAY” FROM THE NAME GALE/GAIL….

A 30 YEAR MORTGAGE WITH 20% DOWN????

Rothschild Bank logo

TO WHOM THIS MAY CONCERN–FROM RENEE ASHLEY BAKER:

IF– YOU SELL THIS HOUSE TO ME I’LL WRITE A “JAMES BOND” NOVEL FOR HARPER COLLINS AND THE IAN FLEMING PUBLICATIONS LTD (I’LL WRITE THE NOVEL INSIDE THIS VILLA….)….

Cote d Azur

NOW….BON VOYAGE, I RENEE ASHLEY BAKER WILL BE LEAVING FOR FRANCE !

Renee Ashley Baker (above)

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NOW

FATHER’S DAY (2014)

BUY MY KENNEDY BOOK….

JFK cover 1

ABOUT ….

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S “OTHER PAPA”….

President John F Kennedy and Family

My Mother Was “Snow White”…..

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be MOVING TO FRANCE to get away from the name GALE/GAIL….(and I will not be working with nor for Oprah Winfrey)….I, Renee Ashley Baker, am leaving so that I can “date” 52 handsome Caucasian Men a year.

And, I Renee Ashley Baker, will be “settling my lawsuit” (out of court) for no less than $60 Million Dollars….

Click On President JFK(above)to BUY “Irma’s House Of Numbers (Counting The Kennedy Conspiracy)”…

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President Obama with Daughters

President Obama (Commander-In-Chief and Dad-In-Chief) with Daughters Sasha and Malia.

AND….

MORE DADS…

The Absolute Funniest Comedy Duo: TOM and COLIN.

plus

Dimitrios Kambouris

Celebrities feed the homeless at the Los Angeles Mission

Will Smith Family

Daddy Kevin and his family

Mel Gibson and Lucia

Tom Cruise and Suri at Disney Typhoon Lagoon Water Park

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie take the kids to FAO Schwarz

Jay Z and Blue Ivy

(Pictured Above: Movie Directors Tom Hanks, Kevin Costner and Mel Gibson; Movie Actors Harrison Ford, Will Smith, Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt, and Rapper/Music Impressario Jay-Z)

and…..

CONGRATULATIONS TO NEW DAD BRUCE WILLIS!

New Baby Evelyn with Big Sister Mabel Ray

Pictured Above is Bruce’s “new baby ” Beautiful Baby Girl Evelyn with big sister Mabel Ray ….

and

NOW…EVEN MORE DADS…

PAPA PIERRE WERTHEIMER

Pierre Wertheimer

Pierre, the Father of Gerard and Alain Wertheimer, founded with CoCo Chanel, the cosmetics and fashion GIANT “Chanel”. Chanel Inc is worth an estimated $19 billion dollars….(I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be moving to France to launch ERMA FRENCH PERFUME AND DESIGN which hopefully will be “backed” by brothers Gerard and Alain…”Happy Father’s Day Papa Pierre”).

Chanel for Men Bleu

plus

“Good-Bye Maya Angelou” from Renee Ashley Baker

Maya Angelou was born in St. Louis Missouri in 1928.

Maya Angelou

St Louis Arc Gateway to the West

below….

FATHER’S DAY 2014….

WHAT TO GET DAD….

HAVE MONEY? DAD WILL TRAVEL…

TO EXOTIC LOCALS….

Cazenove-and-Lloyd Exotic Travel Agency

VISIT CAZENOV & LLOYD’S WEBSITE (CLICK HERE): http://www.cazloyd.com/en-gb/

and

ALWAYS FISCHER’S TRAVEL TRIP ADVERSORY

Exotic Travel

Arc de Triomphe

VISIT FISCHER’S ELITE TRAVEL
(CLICK HERE): http://www.elitetraveler.com/leaders-in-luxury/bill-fischer

Camper & Nicholson Yacht Rental

VISIT CAMPER & NICHOLSON LUXURY YACHT RENTAL IN SOUTH OF FRANCE (CLICK HERE): http://www.camperandnicholsons.com/contact/yacht-broker-antibes-159.htm

AND….

LOVE WINE?

TRY Astor Wine & Sprits (New York) or join City Winery New York’s Wine Club

Astor Wines & Spirits New York City

VISIT: CITY WINERY NEW YORK (CLICK LINK HERE): http://www.citywinery.com/newyork/

SUMMER BICYCLING YOUR CHOICE FOR SUMMER FUN?

Bobbin birdie bicycle safari

His and Hers Clos Cruiser by C Wonder

(Bobbin “Safari” Bicycle…. and…. His and Her Clos Cruisers by C Wonder)

and

Gift Ideas For Dad (Father’s Day 2014)

Tiffany & Co bronze swivel desk clock

(Tiffany & Co Bronze Swivel Desk Clock)

VISIT TIFFANY & CO (CLICK HERE): http://www.tiffany.com/International.aspx?&

and

LET’S NOT FORGET MINNIE & MICKEY….(IN PARIS !)

Disneyland-Paris-france

NOW

About The House The Erma Foundation Built…I’ll Be Buying It With My Out of Court Settlement and Building It In East Hampton….This house will be owned by CP Irrevocable Trust and will have “two wings” (east and west) and will have “two elevators” plus “roof top guest quarters”. (I’ll still be residing in France nine months out of the year and in East Hampton three months out of the year)…Now… Below…view Katharine Hepburn’s Connecticut Manse (it’s up for sale at $14.8 Million)….

Katharine Hepburn Home for sale at 14.8 million

WANT ANTIQUES FOR DAD?

VISIT SOTHEBYS.COM

(Below The Lamont Dupont Collection….Lamont was the eldest Son of Irenee DuPont)

Sotheby Antiques

NOW….THE FATHER (aka FATHER TIME?)

The Patriarch The Remarkable Life and Turbulent Times of Joseph P Kennedy

Great Patriot and Patriarch Joseph P. Kennedy…He had nine children (one becoming the 35th President of the United States)….

and….

SHOUT OUT: To Lady de Rothschild
I, Renee Ashley Baker, would like you to become a Board Member of THE ERMA FOUNDATION (in organization)….

Lady de Rothschild

FOR A SAFE DAD

Bunker Hill Security Cameras with color monitor

Bunker Hill Security (with this color security system you get two cameras and a flat panel color monitor so that Dad can see whos lurking at the front (and back door)

need more gift ideas?

READ ON….

LG G FLEX SMARTPHONE $695

LG G Flex Smartphone

LG (with this smartphone you get reduced glare on video calls and increased audio quality for “voice only” calls).

HOOPTY DOOS FOR DAD?

Redshift Mx  by BRD Motorcycles

REDSHIFT’S MX (BY BRD MOTORCYCLES) $14, 995

OLD VINYL RECORDS STILL DAD’S FAVORITES?

Orbit Plus Vinyl Record Player by Uturn Audio

Orbit Plus (A vinyl record player by Boston’s U-turn Audio $279)

OR…

GOT A MODERN DAD WHO WANTS SUPERIOR “DIGITAL” STEREO SOUND ?

Bang and Olufsen BeoSound 8

Bang & Olufsen BeoSound…(What More Can I Say?)

WHAT TO PLAY ON DAD’S BEOSOUND?

Looking Into You A Tribute To Jackson Browne

Why Not “Looking Into You: A Tribute To Jackson Browne”

DAD LIKE TV?

Band and Olufsen Beovision 103 Plasma Flat Panel

Bang & Olufsen Beovision (This is Bang & Olufsen’s newest flat panel “103”….)

WHAT WILL DAD WATCH?

How About “Turn” (the new AMC spy series)

The Agent AMC New Spy Series

Turn

DAD LIKE TO DISCO ? (WITH MOM OF COURSE)

Paris France’s Hottest Discotheques …..

The Buddha Room and…Maceo

(yes THAT Maceo…the one that was with James Brown)

Buddha Paris France

Maceo Paris France

NOW MORE LUXURY TRAVEL IDEAS

Bali Como Shambhala Estate

BALI: COMO SHAMBHALA ESTATE

Koh Samui Kamalaya

KOH SAMUI: KAMALAYA RESORT

Maldives One and Only Reethi Rah Private Island

MALDIVES: ONE & ONLY REETHI RAH PRIVATE ISLAND

Mustique via abercrombie kent destinations

AND…

MUSTIQUE: The Caribbean Island Where The British Royal Family Vacations (an Abercombrie Kent destination pictured above)

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NOW….

DISNEY IF I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, GET A 7 YEAR EXCLUSIVE CONTRACT….(NO I.P.O. and NO DISNEY STOCK)….. I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, WILL HIRE MY “ACTORS”….

Plus….I, Renee Ashley Baker, have found a “fabulous” house that I want to BUY on the French Riviera (on the Cote d’Azur) and I’ll buy this house with my “out of court settlement” (minimum $60 Million Dollars) or I’ll buy the house on the French Riviera with the $30 Million Dollars that I’m getting through the 70% sale of Erma French Perfume and Design, which I’ll headquarter in France and will hopefully sell to The Wertheimers)….

(NOW SCROLL DOWN TO READ RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S “D”)

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#Christmas 2013: Happy Hanukkah! and a Happy New Year! (from Renee Ashley Baker)

December 18, 2013

White Christmas Tree 2

Sterling Silver Hanukkah Candleabra

(Mummy’s White Christmas Tree and Renee’s Sterling Silver Menorah)

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click on photo of Renee Ashley Baker’s Mother (Erma/Irma) above to visit The Erma Foundation

“WINDOWS”
by
Renee Ashley Baker

As I’ve stated previously my Mother (Erma/Irma) had me –gave birth to me–at the rich Jewish hospital in St. Louis Missouri; that is, Barnes Jewish Hospital). My Mother Erma/Irma (aka Mommy) raised me in her mini-mansion, paid for my ballet lessons, kept steak on the stove, and became rich (with a $250,000 credit line in her bank account). But, have I talked about how every Christmas (in St. Louis) my Mother (Erma/Irma) would take me downtown to “delight” in the department store window dressings (Santa, Frosty, Rudolph) which were all featured prominently in windows at Mommy’s favorite stores (namely Stix, Baer, Fuller and Famous & Barr). The “traditon” of viewing window displays at Christmas was big in St. Louis and St. Louis people filled the “winter” streets at night starting at Thanksgiving and on through Christmas Eve. Of course, the “big show” was always the “winter wonderland” put on every year at Famous & Barr where Santa sat taking “middle class/bourgeoisie” children on his lap while pretending to write down their “wishes” on his SANTA LIST…..

Tiffany & Co Tanzanite and Diamond Handbag

My Mother, Erma/Irma, above is wearing a “real diamond pendant” and she loved wearing her “diamond broochs”; (Above, is, Tiffany & Co’s Diamond and Tanzite Handbag Brooch)

Gold Christmas Tree

HOLIDAY ENTERTAINMENT ?

ON THE BANG & OLUFSEN STEREO…

Barbra Streisand “The Classic Christmas Album”

Barbra Streisand The Classic Christmas Album

Neil Diamond “The Classic Christmas Album”

Neil-Diamond-Classic-Christmas-Album-2013

Josh Groban “NOEL”

Josh Groban NOEL

AT HOME (AMAZON INSTANT VIDEO PERHAPS ?)

“Santa Claus Conquers The Martians” starring SANTA (aka Father Noel aka St. Nick) and Pia Z (Zadora)

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young Pia Zadora in Santa Claus Conquers the Martians

GOING OUT…?

Dance (The Spectacular)

The Great Moscow Ballet’s “Nutcracker Suite !”

Moscow Ballet Great Russian Nutcracker 2013

Ice Skating (The Dazzle)

Disney On Ice Rockin Ever After

Disney On Ice Rockin Ever After

Movies (The History)

Saving Mr Banks starring Tom Hanks and Emma Thompson

“Saving Mr. Banks”

(starring Tom Hanks and Emma Thompson)

Mary Poppins

AND….

The Book Thief

“The Book Thief”

NOW

FOR THE GOOD-BYES

“Good-Bye From Renee Ashley Baker”

President Nelson Mandela

President Nelson Mandela

Astronaut Scott Carpenter

Scott Carpenter

Military Thriller Writer Tom Clancy

Tom Clancy

Pierce Brosnan’s daughter Charlotte

Pierce Brosnan with Daughter

MUCH CONTINUED LOVE TO Pierce Brosnan (aka JAMES) from Renee Ashley Baker

Pierce Brosnan as James

sANTA clip art

THREE WISHES FROM RENEE ASHLEY BAKER

(TO SANTA)

handsome man by shutterstock

WISH #1: A MAN (A HUSBAND !)
I, Renee Ashley Baker, want matchmaker Janis Spindel to “find me a MAN!” (aKa LOVER AND FRIEND)….My MAN has to be Caucasian/Jewish, 60 years of age, and a Millionaire or Billionaire.

Chanel boots

WISH #2: Chanel
I, Renee Ashley Baker, would like to run a “perfume and design company” (Erma French Perfume and Design) which would be 70% owned by The Wertheimers).

dollar sign by can stock photo

WISH #3: Winning my lawsuit
I, Renee Ashley Baker, would like to win my lawsuit for $150 Million (or maybe settle “out of court” for $35 Million to $50 Million Dollars). I’ll use my “out of court settlement” to purchase (to build) my house in East Hampton.

A Great Gift ? How About A Replica 1933 Mickey Mouse Watch (at Bradford Exchange)

Replica of First Mickey Mouse Watch 1933  by Bradford Exchange

re: DISNEY !
I, Renee Ashley Baker, may, possibly, if I am “recovered” sign an “Exclusive 7 Year Contract” with Disney/ABC to: Executive Produce and Judge a “Game Show” (to be broadcast and syndicated by ABC Network; Executive Produce and Star In two motion pictures for Disney (“Sister Act” and “D”); and possibly a “jet set luxury travel tv show” starring Renee Ashley Baker. And…Disney will get the song “Danger” by Renee Ashley Baker. Hopefully, CAA and Martin Erlichman will REP Renee Ashley Baker (No to Warner Bros and No to Universal/MCA and No to ICM)..

NOW….

NOW

NOW

NOW

TO THE FOOD….

Did You Know ?

Golden Raisins

HAVE RAISINS WILL TRAVEL?

Thanks to their portability raisins have provided energy to famous explorers for centuries: For Example, Christopher Columbus on his 1492 journey to the New World; Robert E Perry on his trip to the North Pole in 1909, and the late astronaut Scott Carpenter in 1962.

“Good-Bye” Scott

Scott Carpenter in outer space

Gold Ornament

THE BELUGA !

PETROS~1

(For Caviar Blinnis, Caviar Devil Eggs, and Caviar Omelets)

THE SURF AND TURF (BY PFAELZER)

Pfaelzer Surf and Turf

RENEE’S FAVORITE HAAGEN DAZ “PISTACHIO” !

Haagen Daz Pistachio Ice Cream

BRENT’S CHARDONNAY PEANUT BRITTLE

Brent Chardonnay Wine Peanut Brittle

MATZOS !

Matzo

MILLE CREPES ! BY LADY M CONFECTIONS

ladym_mille crepes

GIVE A “FOODIE” TYPE GIFT…MAYBE CREME BRULEE ?

creme brulee

THE DRINKS? LET’S START WITH RENEE’S FAVORITE

IT’S CHAMPAGNE !

Moet Champagne

WINE IN MIND? TRY ROTHSCHILD…

Chateau_Lafite-Rothschild

NEED “ALCOHOL FREE WINE” ?

Ariel Wine

A GIFT OF LUCK….AND CREAM ?

Baileys Irish Cream Gift Set

OR MAYBE GIVE A GENIE IN A BOTTLE (ER…. A TEA POT ?)

Mariage Freres Aladin Tea Pot and Tea…

Mariage Freres Happy Aladin teapot

Mariage Freres tea

Albert Einstein

NOW MERRY CHRISTMAS, HAPPY HANUKKAH, AND HAPPY NEW YEAR

TO RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S FAMILIES & FRIENDS

U.S. Senator Julian Bond & Family

Senator Julian Bond and Family

I, Renee Ashley Baker, did mention that Julian Bond was a “family friend” (Julian Bond’s first cousin was a friend of my brother James)

Actress/Singer Tina Turner & Family

Tina Turner and new hubby Erwin

I, Renee Ashley Baker, did mention that Tina Turner was with my Mother (Erma/Irma Ashley) and my Father (Mr. Ashley) when they brought me home from Barnes Hospital in St. Louis Missouri….I, Renee Ashley Baker, was all of “one day old”….

Princess Lee Radziwill & Family

(“Happy Holidays Princess Lee!”)

Princess Lee Radziwill

Princess Lee Radziwill New York

Caroline Kennedy & Family

Caroline Kennedy and Family

HRH William, HRH Kate & Family (aka HRH Baby Louie)

HRH Baby Louie

HRH William and HRH Kate and Baby Louie

Katie Holmes & Family (aka Suri aka Rose)

Kate and Family

Cate Blanchett (& ACTING !)….

Cate Blanchett

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO RENEE’S MEDIA

(INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO….)

Aileen Mehle (aka SUZY)

Aileen Mehle

Patrick McMullen (Society Columnist)

Patrick McMullan society photographer

plus

Anna Wintour(Vogue Magazine)
Glenda Bailey(Harper’s Bazaar Magazine)
Margaret Russell(Architectural Digest Magazine)
Jay Fielden(Town & Country)
Graydon Carter(Vanity Fair Magazine)
Edward Nardoza (WWD)
Mort Zuckerman(U.S. News and World Report Magazine)
Michael Bloomberg(Bloomberg News Magazine)
The New York Times
The Washington Post

plus
Renee Ashley Baker’s New York Photographer
Namely Steven Meisel
(Maybe Steven Meisel will photograph a coffee table book for “The Erma Foundation”….)

Steven Meisel

White Tiger and Yellow Tiger

THIS CHRISTMAS WHY NOT SAVE THE TIGER?

Currently fewer than 4000 Tigers remain in the wild. CEO Sylvie Chantecaille created the Bengal Palette, a special-edition compact where 5% of the proceeds go toward “saving the tiger” from extinction. Below “Eye of the White Tiger” compact. Sold at Nordstrom.

Eye of The Tiger Compact by Chantecaille

5 Golden Rings

NOW

“FIVE GOLDEN RINGS” (ABOVE) AND FIVE GOLDEN GIFTS FROM THE NEIMAN MARCUS HOLIDAY CATALOG 2013″

$2995 ULTIMATE WHITE

(Cashmere and Fox Fur )

Cashmere Fox Fur Trim Shawl Cape at Neiman Marcus

$11,000 ULTIMATE SPINNING

(The Soul Cycle)

SoulCycle by Ciclotte

$344,500 ULTIMATE DRIVING
(The Aston Martin Vanquish Volante)
THE CAR FOR JAMES!

Aston-Martin-Vanquish-Volante-2014

$1.5 Million ULTIMATE VIEWING
(POP UP TV…IT COMES RIGHT OUT OF THE GROUND)

Ultimate TV

$1.85 ULTIMATE DIAMOND
(RENEE’S Diamonds “Are” Forever….Purchaser gets a 25 carat diamond to “cut and polish” then its on to London where purchaser will visit the Crown Jewels inside the Tower of London)

Ultimate Diamond

Diamonds Are Forever by Ian Fleming 1956

“Diamonds Are Forever” (1956 ?)

AND….I SHALL NOT FORGET…..

Mark Zuckerberg & Family (aka Priscilla)

Mark Zuckerberg and new bride Priscilla

Tom Cruise & Family (aka Connor)

Tom Cruise and Son Connor

Mel Gibson & Family (aka Lucia)

Mel and daughter Lucia

AND….

Kate Hudson & Family

(with Bellamy and Bingham in Black)

Kate-Hudson and Baby Bellamy and Bing  in Black

Santa Sleigh and Reindeer

“MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD KNIGHT !”

“On Rudolph”

Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer

“On Blixen”

Santa Reinder Blixen

“On Prancer”

Santa Reindeer Prancer

“On Dancer”

Santa Reindeer Dancer

AND…

“MERRY CHRISTMAS HONEY”

Alana Thompson aka Honey Boo Boo

(“SHE’S SUCH A DOLL!”)

NOW READ WHY RENEE ASHLEY BAKER SAYS “NO”:

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READ AT: http://www.JFKRFKASHLEY.BLOGSPOT.COM

WWW.JFKRFKASHLEY.BLOGSPOT.COM

Renee Ashley Baker’s “D” (No To Robert DeNiro)

December 2, 2013

WHO WILL STAR OPPOSITE RENEE ASHLEY BAKER ?

Bruce Willis

Mel Gibson

Tom Cruise

D

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“D” by Renee Ashley Baker
Copyright 2013 by Renee Ashley Baker
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

Now he’s done it–goddamn it! He’s gone goddamn crazy. Bob The Specialist my foot! Dred skipped every other step as he rushed up the stairs to the CO’s quarters. Dred (named after Dred Scott of course) needed real help this time. HE, Bob, was about to get Joan killed. The maniac!

On February 12, 1942, Army Chief of Staff, General George C. Marshall, approved the allocation of 53,299 African-Americans to the Army Air Forces with the “stipulation that air base defense ‘for the number of air bases found necessary’ be organized and that “Negro personnel” be used for this purpose as required. On January 2, 1948 General Order No 1 from Headquarters USAF designated those transferred units and personnel (previously mentioned) as “AIR POLICE”. On July 14, 2013 Dred Scott was in the stairwell. The American public was aware that President Obama had ordered the CIA to establish an “armed-drone-program” to target terrorist leaders; But no one, NO ONE knew of President Obama’s top secret drone base that operated 1000 “specially armed” Predator drones. This special department–special unit–is called “D”. D is staffed–manned– by a “secret and specialized” and RETRACTABLE TEAM of 100 qualified pilots which, are used for both domestic (and overseas) operations (involving: border surveillance, counter-narcotics surveillance, and counter terrorist surveillance and apprehension…)

WE SEE/EXT DAY–A CITY STREET: A young woman JOAN is standing just feet away from an abandoned Haliburton suitcase.

“Walk. Keep going.” Bob The Specialist is saying into one of the special iPhones Apple makes for the U.S. Military.

One of two (or more) interceptors comes on the channel (aka on the line aka online).

“What are you doing?” says The Russian, in his thick Russian accent.

“Pull her back” snears Faruk The Arab.

“FUCK YOU” Bob says, then pushes the OFF button on his phone.

“He just went off line”. The Russian’s assistant says, in an equally thick Russian accent.

“Bullshit. She can’t hear what he’s saying”. The Russian says confused.

“Do it”. Bob says, to himself, in a WHISPER. “You’re not with Muslims, they don’t want to die. It’ll take out half of this city. Pick it up. Pick it up.”

Joan approaches the case and picks it up.

“She did it! She just armed it!” says observing Staff Member 32 in the MC (mission control) room downstairs.

Bob The Specialist comes back online, “You’re all dead men”.

“Drop it! Now! Sit it down!” Ully, rumored to have been a member of the “Stasi” (German Secret Police) has just come out from cover and he has his weapon raised and pointed at Joan.

Bob comes on, “Tell him if he shoots you’ll trigger”.

Joan listening, on her earpiece, repeats, “If you shoot I’ll trigger”.

Bob suddenly, to his left, HEARS; it is his C.O. and SHE is speaking softly through the door, “Unlock this door stupid”.

“I’ve got a situation here”.

She repeats, “Unlock this door stupid”. She turns to Dred “Get Clark on the 3rd floor. We need to break down this door”.

(TO BE CONTINUED ?)

unmanned predator drone

ALTHOUGH THE ABOVE STORY IS ABOUT MY MOTHER ERMA’S/IRMA’S “U.S. AIR FORCE” IT WILL REMAIN “ON THE SHELF” AND “INCOMPLETED”. I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, WILL NOT BE “FINISHING” THIS STORY AS I HAVE 3-5 (OR 1-3) YEARS OF RECOVERY TO DO.

HOPEFULLY “CAA” WILL REPRESENT “D”.

(THE FOLLOWING WILL NOT BE CAST IN “D”: MEANING NO TO HALLE BERRY, NO TO ANGELINA JOLIE, NO TO JULIA ROBERTS, NO TO CHARLIZE THERON, NO TO ICM, NO TO WARNER BROS/INTERSCOPE, NO TO UNIVERSAL/MCA, AND NO TO ROBERT DENIRO, NO TO GEORGE CLOONEY, NO TO BRAD COOPER, NO TO SYLVESER STALLONE).

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CLICK ON RENEE BELOW TO VISIT RENEE’S “TRIPOD”….

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AND MORE FOR “THE MEN” (ONE LADY AND SOME CHRISTMAS GIFTS)

FOR THE ERMA FOUNDATION–IN ORGANIZATION (CLICK ON PHOTO BELOW TO VIEW)

The Beautiful Mrs. A

The Beautiful Mrs. A

ABOVE, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S MOTHER (THE BEAUTIFUL MRS. A/B “LADY BEHIND THE SOLDIER” AND THE CHARITY….)

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Cyber Monday

FOR MOM (24KT Gold by TIFFANY & CO )

THE_MOST_DELICIOUS_SURPRISES_2x2

FOR YOUR KIDS

POLOROID ! (MP3 PLAYER WITH WRIST BAND)

Poloroid Touch Screen 4GB Music Player with Watchband

SAMSUNG! (GALAXY TAB 3 KIDS)

Samsung-Galaxy-Tab-3-Kids-

FOR YOUR GRAND PARENTS A VIDEO COLLECTION…

“DOWNTOWN ABBEY” COMPLETE SERIES

Downtown Complete Series

FOR YOUR DAD —

AN AARP AWARD WINNING MOVIE….

“THE FIRST GRADER”

The First Grader

AN EMERGENCY 911 CALLER FOR THE CAR GLOVE COMPARTMENT (MAGNAVOX MOBILE 911)

MAGNAVOX-MOBILE911-

FOR THE FAITH BASED (RELIGIOUS TOY AT MARDEL COM)

Religious Toy

FOR YOURSELF….PLAY OLD VINYL LP’S AND TRANSFER THE SONGS TO COMPUTER OR IPOD…(THE ION LP DOCK BY ION-AUDIO)

Ion_LP_Dock_

FOR YOUR FRIENDS….BOURBON APPLE CIDER (CLICK ON CIDER BELOW TO VIEW)

Bourban Cider Recipe

#The Million Student March….and Can You Pass This “1912” Test? (“30 Questions from the 8TH GRADE”)…. #Education, #The Erma Foundation, #India, #Ethiopia

August 13, 2013

WHAT’S NEW ?

Dave Merrill and Jeevan Kalanithi of Sifteo Cubes

Sifteo

Above, Dave Merrill and Jeevan Kalanithi (of MIT’s Media Lab) with their invention “Sifteo Cubes”….

below OLD SCHOOL….(“B” is for Baby Blocks)

Baby Blocks

WHAT ELSE IS NEW ?

Sandra Okita with Projo

Above, Sandra Okita (of Columbia University Teacher’s College) with her invention “Projo” aka “projective agent”.

below OLD SCHOOL…. (“B” is for B-9)

Robot B 9

WHAT SHOULD BE NEW?

CLASSROOM-LESS CLASSROOMS….

According to a recent UNESCO study, 57 Million children lack classroom “access”. Here are just two countries that over a MILLION “school-less children”:

1.6 Million in India

1.7 Million in Ethiopia

TEF (THE ERMA FOUNDATION) would like to provide individual learning materials to each household (in India/Ethiopia) where a child is NOT attending school.

MY QUESTION:

Are there teaching computers/learning computers and teaching tablets/learning tablets that work….

(a) With electricity (a plug in learning computer/learning tablet).

(b) With electricity and and wireless router(the internet service would be FREE).

(c) With batteries (rechargeable batteries that would be collected and exchanged on a monthly basis).

?…..?…..?

MY 2ND QUESTION:

How can “learning computers/learning tablets” be distributed to 1,000,000 (school-less)children in India/Ethiopia?

(a) Corporations buy them (at a tax write off) and give them away.

(b) Foundations buy them (at a tax write off) and give them away (holding fundraisers if necessary).

(c) American Families “adopt-a-student” wherein the American family would pay for the “learning computer” or the “learning tablet” and the batteries and the shipping (at a tax write off of course).

?…..?…..?…..

STILL SCHOOL….Can You Spell Disney?

Disney learning games

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NOW….TAKE THE TEST: 30 QUESTIONS FROM A 1912 8TH GRADE EXAM

(CAN YOU PASS?)

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NOW….

VIEW TEF (THE ERMA FOUNDATION)

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Click Photo Above Of Renee Ashley Baker’s Mother (THE BEAUTIFUL MRS. A/B)

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NOW…..

TO MY FRIENDS AND FANS:

Do understand that I, Renee Ashley Baker, will not, NOT be “working in showbusiness” for 2 reasons:

1. I have a physical injury from which I need to “recover”.

2. I am expecting an “out of court settlement” in the amount of $20 Million to $25 Million Dollars and I will be “moving to New York” to throw cocktail parties and to “become a New York Socialite”. And In 2015 I will be moving to Paris France to launch “Erma French Perfume and Design” hopefully with the Wertheimers.

Also…. 3. It is my relatives CL and Miguel (not Renee Ashley Baker) who is in the movie industry and who is in the music industry. And this–is how it is going to stay.

Also…4. Either I, Renee Ashley Baker, “cast/hire” who I want to or I, Renee Ashley Baker, don’t work….(Tom Cruise would have been my choice…Surprise !….Surprise !).

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(nOw….You May ScRoLL Down)

(#Father’s Day 2013: Generations of Greatness….#G.Q: Gifts and Quests for Dad aka Esq. aka #Esquire…)

June 4, 2013

President Obama with children

above, President Obama (aka Big Daddy?)

now…..

re: Marco Rubio

I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, do not like Marco Rubio. Why isn’t Marco Rubio in jail for “mishandling” $210,000 in “campaign contributions”? Marco Rubio should “go to jail” like Jesse Jackson Jr, right? Marco Rubio is “crap” for trying to “set up” an “underground economy” of “illegal alien money”. So, “No” to Marco Rubio (also no to Nicholas Cage, no to Mathew Mcconaughey, and no to Ben Affleck…..)

NOW…..

PRESENTING…..

THE GREAT “SHOWBUSINESS DAD” (POPPA JOE JACKSON AKA DADDY OF “THE JACKSON 5″….)

Katherine Jackson with husband Joe Jackson

Renee Ashley Bakers Mother 1925-1985

HEY Paris: check out the dresses and the BIG hair on the “ladies” (aka Mrs Katherine and my Mother–the Beautiful Mrs. A/B)….

THEY’RE THE EXACT SAME….LOL!

(You’ve got a Golden Globe to win young woman….)

NOW…..

Father’s Day Gifts For Dad….

Visol 6oz flask

(above, a 6 oz nip– a NIPPY– for Dad by Visol)

or What About A Manse?

june-estates-01-maryland Doncaster Property Services

(above, EASTON MARYLAND, still on the market: 7 Bedrooms, 8.5 Baths, 12,000 sq ft and just $15 Million asking price….Contact: Doncester Property Services: 410-820-7676)

and….

what about

like “clockwork” ?

clockwork

SO

……now…..presenting…..

the

DAD IN CHIEF….

President Obama Father's Day 2012

BELOW…..

MORE GIFTS….FOR …. DAD (for Father’s Day)

BMW_Vision_Connected_Drive_04

(The Vision: Future Perfect BMW ConnectedDrive)

cannondale_flash_carbon_29_er_11

(The Flash: The Finest Mountain Bike In The World)

Louis Vuitton_Tambour LV227 automatic chronograph

(The Louis….aka The Tabour…The Finest Chronograph In The World)

Wicked Laser Torch Flashlight

The Torch: The Brightest Flashlight In The World)

Now…

Father’s Day 2013….

FREEDOM DADS

NORWAY-RIGHTS-OSLO FREEDOM FORUM

(above, Thor Halverson, founder “Oslo Freedom Forum”)

DOCTOR DADS

The Three Doctors Foundation

Sampson Davis George Jenkins Remick Hunt

(above, Sampson Davis, George Jenkins, Remick Hunt….founders of The Three Doctors Foundation)

STATESMAN DADS….

Statesman Julian Bond

(above, Statesman Julian Bond, another “friend” of my family….Julian Bond’s first cousin was a “friend” of my brother “James”….)

Now….Dads

FOR YOUR PARENTS

AARP-Card

(above, AARP Roadside Service is helpful)

FOR YOUR CHILDREN

FBI SOS Website

(above, the F.B.I.’s new Child Internet Safety Website)

AND….FOR DADS WHO GIVE

(Charity Giving: It’s Always In Season)

Mark Wahlberg The Gentlemens Fund

(above, Mark Wahlberg for The Gentlemen’s Fund)

Other Charities (for Dads)
The Ann Frank Foundation
Special Olympics.org

FOR ADVENTURE DADDIES (TRAVEL WILD ALASKA)

Travel Wild Exhibitions Alaska

FOR GOLFING DADDIES

Moscow City Gold Club

(above The Moscow City Golf Club….One of Renee Ashley Baker’s favorites)

FOR ACTION DADDIES

Laird Hamilton surfer extraordinaire

LairdHamilton_Teahupoo

Ride Waves like “The Big Kahuna” (aka Poppa Laird)

Waikiki-Paddle-Festival-Quicksilver 2012

OR….DAD CAN TRY….

The “Paddle” Festival: A New sport where Dad stands up and paddles.
(The above photo from the Quicksilver “paddle festival” 2012)

ipod case waterproof

(above a “waterproof ipod case”….so you can surf or paddle and listen to “Surfin Safari” by The Beach Boys)

NOW…..

I SAY…..

HAPPY FATHER’S DAY TO SOME CELEBRITY DADS ….

Tom Cruise with daugter Suri

TOM

bruce-willis_daughters-rumer-tallulah

BRUCE

Robin Williams rides down a slide with his kids Cody and Zelda at the "Happy Feet Two" Premiere at the Grauman's Chinese Theater

ROBIN

AND ON FATHER’S DAY….

…LET’S NOT FORGET THE

ROMANTIC DADS….

Romantic couple drinking Champagne

(above, romantic couple sip champagne….Is it Moet ?)

AND…..

HIS NAME WAS PIERRE….

coco-chanel-and-pierre-wertheimer-number-5

(above, Daddy #5…. That is, Daddy to number 5…. Chanel #5 that is….)

and

coming soon

HRH BABY DADDY

Prince William aka The Duke of Cambridge aka The Proud Papa To Be !

Prince William and Kate expecting a baby

and let’s never forget….

THE AMAZING HOWARD HUGHES

(What man doesn’t revere the great billionaire “genius” Howard Hughes)

Howard Hughes pilot

Howard Hughes 1953 Buick Roadmaster

(above, Howard Hughes “1953 Buick Roadmaster” sold in 2005 for $1 Million Dollars)

MY DADDY….

Renee Ashley Baker Buick 1

Renee Ashley Baker’s father (MR. ASHLEY) was a soldier (Army) and a Mason and A MAN…. (Click on Renee Ashley Baker above to visit Renee’s Website)….

ABOUT RENEE ASHLEY BAKER
Renee Loves New York (Hates California)
Renee Hates Football (Loves The Ballet)
Renee Hates Beer (Loves Moet Champagne)
Renee’s Party Affiliation (Democrat)
Renee NEEDS: “A Man–For A Love Match”
(HE must be caucasian, Jewish, 60-70 years of age, and…a Billionaire)

and

DAD…..AGAIN

Patriarch Joseph P Kennedy

above, Joseph P. Kennedy, the Great Patriarch

(Happy Father’s Day to all my ‘Kennedy’ daddyies. Click photo above to view TEF website)

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Still “no” to Miley Cyrus (because I think “they” are trying to make Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber into Gary Coleman!) and….I have “no projects” to do with Janet…. (However, “Hi Paris”).

5TH — Fifth Novel Serial by Renee Ashley Baker (Untitled or Title Secret Contingency)

February 6, 2013

Youre Fired

Everyone and Anyone who reads this blog knows of my tendancy to “BOIL OVER”. I want to explain to those who are not in showbusiness that it is illegal–a FEDERAL CRIME –to tell anyone in showbusiness what to do. You cannot tell a writer which publisher to be published by; you cannot tell a movie producer who to cast in his/her motion picture; you cannot tell a “songwriter” who to “give a song to”; you cannot tell someone like myself to forget/forgo an “entertainment conglomerate” and instead become an “indie” and set up a “production company” with “investment banking or hedgefund financing”. (Investment Bankers and Bankers make millions and millions of dollars in fees and interest).

Anyway–the above fiction paragraphs are from my fifth–MY 5th–“novel trilogy” (the fourth being my new “Inspector Jenny” trilogy and the fifth being the one above which is still untitled or “Title Secret Contingency”).

There are many many fine “A-List” movie directors (the DGA must have over 1,000 members).

If–IF–I, Renee Ashley Baker, am the “Leading Lady” in my movies (and I will be) then, I will select, as my leading men: Tom Cruise, Harrison Ford, Bruce Willis, Mel Gibson, Val Kilmer, Richard Gere, Kevin Costner, Leo DiCaprio, Ian McGregor, Will Smith, Nathan Lane, Ben Kingsly, Ian McKlellan, Gene Hackman, Robert Duval, Dustin Hoffman, Daniel Craig, and Sean Connery.

If–If I am casting actresses (and I’m only casting actresses for one or maybe two or posibly three of the five trilogies) I have–on my list: Cate Blanchett, Annette Benning, Sigourney Weaver, Susan Sarandon, Rene Russo, Renee Zellweger, Sandra Bullock, Jessica Lange, Sharon Stone, Ashley Judd, Kate Hudson, Natalie Portman, Nicole Kidman, Meg Ryan, Julianne Moore, Julie Andrews, Sarah Jessica Parker, Ann Hathaway, Emma Thompson , Dame Judi Dench, Dame Helen Mirren, and of course (Duchess ?) Barbra Streisand….

IF and WHEN….IF and WHEN….I, Renee Ashley Baker, am “available” to “COMPLETE THESE NOVELS” I hope they’ll be “published” by HARPER COLLINS (no to Simon & Schuter).

I hope they’ll be published by Harper Collins under my PROPOSED “exclusive” 10 year, $25 Million Dollar a year “UMBRELLA DEAL” with NEWS CORP/20th Century Fox.

Signed
Renee Ashley Baker / Renee AB 9

P.S. I’ll only “write” if–IF I’m residing in my house in France in 2014 (Until then I’ll be residing in Washington DC during 2013 being a “Socialite”. By the way The Wertheimers and The Rothschilds stay ON)….

P.S. P.S. THEY’RE FIRED: NO to Angelina Jolie, NO to Julia Roberts, No to Charlize Theron, NO to Meryl Streep, No to Madonna, NO to Melanie Griffith, NO to Oprah Winfrey, NO to Gale/Gail, NO to ICM, NO to California and NO to all other’s that I, Renee Ashley Baker, have previously said “NO” to. (I am “firing” all of these people because Denver and other “non-showbusiness” CRUD keeps trying to “cast my movies” (while insulting and threatening members of my family). These Cowtown/Shantytown (DENVER) fools keep trying to “run a company with my INTELLECTUAL properties” (when I keep saying “NO”)….

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Estate in France

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