Posts Tagged ‘Tinsley Mortimer’

For Wednesday: the Royals plus Jackie Kennedy

September 16, 2010

 

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Can you guess the identity of the “royal Princess” above?  

Hint:  Give me a REPLAY of that DISCO  dance. . . .

above, Heath Ledger as KNIGHT

 

I am putting on a new website. . . .more info soon

Katie Holmes as Jackie Kennedy for “History” (channel)

*****Renee Ashley Baker will be moving to New York to meet Ms. Tinsley Mortimer and her mother Mrs. Mercer for tea. . . .

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Addendum: Monday Morning SHOUT OUTS by Renee Ashley Baker

September 7, 2010

 

                                                “N.    BAKER”

SHOUT   OUT    #9

Dear Milla:  You are fabulous!

VIEW  VIDEO: 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dc5iiT0f1s

 

SHOUT  OUT  #5

Christopher Chance the “Human Target”

SHOUT  OUT   #4

Dear Fiona:  You are a beauty and a wonderful singer–I’d like you to sing/record a song written by Renee Ashley Baker. . . .

 

SHOUT  OUT  #3

Who’s On First?

 Which Fortune 500  Corporation will be the first to give Renee Ashley Baker a job as a “Spokes Model” for a fee of $500,000-$1 million dollars?

  (Note:  Renee Ashley Baker will be moving to New York)

SHOUT OUT   #2

 Dear Ms. Tinsley:  I would  love to meet you and your mom for tea  in New York City. . . . 

SHOUT  OUT   #1 (Husband!)

Janis Spindel Serious Matchmaking 

 plus 

"Moet"

Renee Ashley Baker will be moving to New York and to the South of France (to meet the Chandon family)

 

 

Happy Labor Day! Things To Do (plus Boating Safety)

September 1, 2010

 

above “Dawn” by photographer Nicholas DeSciose (of Denver)

 

p l u s

“Renee”   perfume by Chanel (Yes, Yes!) 

Socialite Sylvia Rubin of San Francisco  wearing St. Laurent

1st:  Renee Ashley Baker’s photo session with a famous Denver photographer….

 

2nd:  Renee Ashley Baker’s dates with handsome men (Jewish preferred) in Colorado, New York, Canada, and Europe:  Says Renee Ashley Baker ” I still like for a man to take me, buy me do me (even thugh I plan on being a handbag designer in New York City)….
  
3rd:  A  fabulous apartment in New York: At The Hotel Pierre or The Plaza Hotel . . . .Would a husband like to live at the Hotel Pierre or at The Plaza?  (Renee Ashley Baker will be moving to New York)
 
4TH:  NO TELEVISION:
No To CBS TV Shows (No to Scott Caan’s TV Show), No to Fox 31 TV Shows (No to “Fringe”)….Renee Ashley Baker will NOT, NOT appear on any TV Shows (No to TV Series EXCEPT  Tinsley Mortimer’s  “High Society” which is taped in New York City).  No to Paris Hilton (Paris Hilton will NOT be producing any TV show, nor any music for Renee Ashley Baker) and NO, NO , NO to all others I, Renee Ashley Baker, have previously said “NO” to. . . .NO BOOK….NO ELWAY’S….NO GALE/GAIL 
 
FOR  THE  HOLIDAY
 
BOATING?  (BE  SAFE) 
Click Link To The Coaction Group For Safe Boating
www.CoActionGroup.Org
 
 
 
 
 
 

AND NOW…. THINGS TO DO THIS LABOR DAY:

 Click Link:  http://www.uptake.com/blog/holiday-festivals/labor-day-things-to-do_510.html

 

 P  L  U  S

(pictured above, Mel Gibson as Captain Walker in Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome)

SO — Mel Gibson has  ‘ always’  been a ‘brawler’ he has always  had a temper.   Did you know that the night before he was to begin filming the first “Mad Max” (for Kennedy Miller) he got into a “bar fight” (in an Australian bar) and nearly got “blinded in one eye”  ? 

(pictured  above,  Renee Ashley Baker)

LINK  TO  THIS  POST (copy and paste):
http://www.reneeashleybaker.wordpress.com
 
(now  scroll  down)

Happy Mother’s Day by Renee Ashley Baker

May 6, 2010

 

View MySpace Mother’s Day

MY SPACE MOTHER\’S DAY

 

Happy  Mother’s  Day  Miss  Rose….

(above, Elizabeth Rose Kennedy and President John F. Kennedy)

plus….

FOR MOM (From The Kids)

 

Mother’s Day Brunch (in New York):  The Golden Egg?

NORMA’S  (inside Le Parker Meridian) serves the omlet of  ALL omlets.  Mom will love it if–cost is no object. (Cost: $1,000)

 2. Mother’s Day Lunch (in New York):  The Cheesiest For Mom?

NINOS Caviar Pizza– Cost $1,000– and must be ordered 24 hours in advance.   This delicious delight includes  lobster, creme fraiche, and each slice contains 2oz of  Petrossian Beluga Caviar!  Ymmmm…. 

3.  Mother’s Day Dinner (in Scandinavia):  The Best for Mom? 

NOMA in Copenhagen Denmark was recently voted the “Best Restaurant In The World”….

plus….

FOR MOM (FROM DAD) 

Always Chanel  (by Karl Lagerfeld)

plus…Renee Perfume by Chanel ?

(Or in the meantime try that fabulous Chanel #5 !)

also….For Mom (from Dad)

Samantha Thavasa handbag  (by Tinsley Mortimer)

 plus….For Mom (from the grand kids)

18kt gold ice cream from Serendipity (New York)

Cost:  $25,000

and….

The Queen ….

Queen Elizabeth With Grandsons (the Heir and the Spare)
HAPPY  MOTHER’S  DAY  QUEEN  ELIZABETH
 
plus….

Renee Ashley's mother--Mrs Ashley--the Queen (Too)

 (above, Renee Ashley Baker’s mother, Mrs. Ashley,  at a party in the Hamptons )

              Every Sunday and every Mother’s Day my mother Mrs. Ashley (pictured above) brunched at the Brown Palace Hotel in Denver….P.S . My mother (pictured above) ‘hated’ the name Gale/Gail….SO…

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOTHER FROM RENEE ASHLEY BAKER….

plus….

HAPPY  MOTHER’S  DAY  TO  “C’s”  MOM  (wink)….

plus….

Happy Mother’s Day To:

Mel Gibson’s Kids Mom (from Renee Ashley Baker)

plus….

What Mother Could Not Love This Darling Baby…

(above, Billionaire, Genius, Philanthrapist Howard Hughes as an infant)

plus….

Call Mom (using Renee Ashley Baker’s AT & T)

For Mom Flowers (of course)….

 

 

 

OTHER  GIFT  IDEAS  FOR  MOM:

Fitness?

Jonathan Urla pilates for beginners  (DVD)

(Renee Ashley Baker’s exercise routine is Nordic Track Ski Machine,  Ballet Bar and Jonathan Urla Pilates…)

  Funny Video? 

 Why not make MOM laugh with a Video (new and so so easy is Toufee Video Maker. Toufee was founded by a genius entrepreneur from India.  Click Link Below for a 7 minute tutorial)

 TOUFEE FLASH VIDEO MAKER TUTORIAL

View “Contest” For Mother’s Day….

http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.ListAll&friendId=50830403

REPRESENTATION (plus Renee Ashley Baker is moving to New York plus…”Hi to Paul Johnson” from Renee Ashley Baker)

April 27, 2010

  

 

READ  “CUPID”  VIDEO:

CUPID VIDEO

 

plus

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER

IS

 SEEKING   REPRESENTATION

(LITERARY)

FOR   PLACEMENT   OF 

1.   My Screenplay “S.O.L.”   (To A Motion Picture Producer)

2.  My Novel “7 COLORS”       ( To A Book Publisher)

 

re:  “S.O.L.”

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will talk with  a first time “producer” (aka  Movie “Angel”) provided he (or she) agrees to cover development costs.

 

MOTION  PICTURE  DEVELOPMENT (Ideally Takes 3 Months) as follows:

 1.  Screenplay Development (3-12 months)

        Cost $100,000 (advance for 1st & 2nd Drafts) 

 2.  Production  Office (3-12 months)   

       Cost $24,000 ($2,000 per month) 

 3.  Legal & Accounting (3-12 Months) 

       Cost:  $_____ 

4.  Development Meetings (3-12 months)

      Cost $_____

5.  Co-Executive Producer (Renee Ashley      Baker)

       Cost $_____

6.  Production Company On Board/Attached

        Cost:  (Paid by Studio)

7.  Script Breakdown and Budget 

       Cost:  (Reimbursed by Studio)

8.  Director On Board/Attached 

      Cost:  (Paid by Studio) 

9.  Studio On Board (20th Century Fox/Paramount,Disney,The Weinstein Company)

 TOTAL Development Costs:   $_____

***Still  “NO” to Gale Katz,  “NO”  to Gail  Hurd and…”NO” to California.

 

Plus

 

TO MY FACEBOOK FRIENDS….

 I, Renee Ashley Baker,  will try to keep my Facebook page up to date….I, Renee Ashley Baker, look forward to adding Paul Johnson Calderon (and the other cast members of “High Society”) to my list of Facebook frends–that is–when I figure out how to make a Facebook Friends List (L.O.L.)

(above, Paul Johnson Calderon)

plus….

FOR  MOTHER’S  DAY

 Renee Ashley Baker’s Perfume?  (by Chanel)

plus….FOR MOTHER’S DAY

A POSTER OF YOUR  MOM? 

       WHY NOT!

 

PLUS….

 

TRIPOD

 

VIEW TRIPOD WEBSITE

 

  PLUS…A BOOK ?(OKAY TO BE COMPLETED  ON MY SCHEDULE)

 

now….The Hamptons for The Summer 

I, Renee Ashley Baker, am seeking a man to take me to “the Hamptons” for the summer.  Rent the house?  or Book the hotel?

QUALIFICATIONS:  The ‘MAN’  must be one of my eHarmony matches…. 

 OTHER  QUALIFICATIONS:   He  must be Caucasian.  But no religious preference (I love Jewish men!)….

   (Check my eHarmony profile for further details) 

 SHOUT OUT:    Love and Kisses to my 300 EHarmony “men”.    To my 300 eHarmony “love matches”….

plus….

LISTEN TO:  “Cupid Cupid by Renee Ashley Baker”

(The song “Cupid  Cupid” by Renee Ashley Baker to be uploaded to Amaze.fm)

 

“High Society” by Renee Ashley Baker (Renee Ashley Baker is moving to New York)

March 31, 2010

Photo Above: St. Tropez

To Read ‘New’ Fiction By Renee Ashley Baker (CLICK WORDS ‘
MORE FICTION’ BELOW)….

MORE FICTION BY RENEE ASHLEY BAKER

plus….

Tinsley Mortimer (Ex-wife of Topper Mortimer, heir to Standard Oil)

Dabney Mercer (Heiress, Socialite and Sister to Tinsley)

Jules Kirby (Heiress, Socialite and BFF of Dabney)

Paul Johnson Calderon (Heir, Socialite and “Very Gay” Trust Fund Baby)

Alexandra Osipow (Russian Beauty and Socialite)

Devorah Rose (The Sultry Socialite and publisher of “Social Life” Magazine)

WATCH TV SHOW : “High Society” (Wednesday 9pm MST)

and….

For my Tinsley designed handbag….

Diamond and Gold Frog

FROG LEGS PROVENCALE (RECIPE FROM THE NEW YORK TIMES)

18 jumbo frogs’ legs, trimmed
Water
Milk
Seasoned flour for dredging
Peanut Oil
3 tablespoons butter
1 clove garlic, finely chopped
Lemon juice
Finely chopped parsley

1. Soak the frog’s legs in water to cover for two hours. Drain and dry well. Dip the frogs’ legs in milk, then dredge in seasoned flour.
2. Add peanute oil to a skillet to the depth of one-quarter inch. When it is hot, cook the frogs’ legs on all sides, six to eight minutes.
3. Transfer the frogs’ legs to a hot platter and pour off and discard the oil from the skillet. Add the butter to the skillet and cook to a golden brown. Add the garlic, then pour the butter over the frogs’ legs. Sprinkle with lemon juice and chopped parsley and serve immediately.
Yield: Serves 6

(FOR EASTER/PASSOVER READ BELOW)

Easter: Shout Out To Tinsley plus Easter/Passover Recipes Below(I’m moving to New York)

March 30, 2010

When I, Renee Ashley Baker, was a little girl (at Easter) I always had two things: An Easter Basket (complete with white bunny) and a handbag to match the pretty dress my mother would buy for me from Stix Baer & Fuller or Famous Barr in St. Louis, Missiouri. (By the way Tinsley did you know that the wife of one of the founders of Standard Oil used to volunteer in the new born infant ward at Barnes Hospital in St. Louis Missouri? (Barnes Hospital in St. Louis Missouri is where I, Renee Ashley Baker, was born). And Tinsley did you know that Topper’s family attended college at DU/University of Denver? (DU is where I, Renee Ashley Baker, attended college). Anyway–Tinsley–I’d like you–to design a handbag especially for me. I want the handbag to be a lunch/dinner/high tea handbag. I want the handbag to be:
(a) Clutch size.
(b) In pink or white.
(c) Hand painted or silk screened with two figurines–a Chinese man and a Chinese woman.
(d) Have a long gold chain to hang over my shoulder….)

THANKS….P.S. I, Renee Ashley Baker, will reside in New York City (and in Monaco Monte Carlo where I will headquarter my charitable foundation: Special Olympics 2….)

plus….Happy Easter….

RECIPES

VENISON STEAK ST. HUBERT

JEWISH CHALLAH BREAD

CAROUSEL GELATIN CUPS

(to be completed)