Posts Tagged ‘The Hamptons’

Christmas 2013: First Lady Michelle Obama and Mommy in Goldfinger Gold! #White House News (No To Robert DeNiro)

December 16, 2013

the beautiful Mrs A at a party in the Hamptons

First Lady Michelle Obama

above, Renee Ashley Baker’s Mother (Erma/Irma) at a summer party given by my Brother James in “The Hamptons” (I think a “real Dupont” was there). Also above, First Lady Michelle Obama. (Check out the “graceful hands” on Mummy and the First Lady)……

(SCROLL DOWN FOR CHRISTMAS SING-A-LONG)

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The Billion Dollar Charity…..

September 3, 2013

(no to Jeff Bezos and still no to Latifa)….

now….about….

THE BILLION DOLLAR BILL….($5 BILLION DOLLARS)….

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OVER THE PAST FIVE YEARS I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, HAVE COST THE “FILM INDUSTRY” (aka THE MOVIE INDUSTRY) FIVE BILLION DOLLARS….HOW? EACH MOTION PICTURE THAT I COULD HAVE PRODUCED (AND STARRED IN AS THE LEADING LADY OPPOSITE A LEADING MAN) WOULD HAVE EARNED $1 BILLION DOLLARS OVER IT’S LIFETIME. DENVER IS THE REASON THAT I’VE BEEN OUT OF THE “MOVIE BUSINESS” FOR THE PAST 5 YEARS…AND….I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, WILL “STAY OUT” OF THE “MOVIE INDUSTRY”….

now…..however….

I’LL TAKE….

Janis Spindel Serious Matchmaking

NOW….

IMPORTANT SEPTEMBER CHARITIES….

Caroline Kennedy

Click on photo of Caroline Kennedy above to visit Caroline’s Charity (Fund For Public Schools)

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Click on photo of Renee Ashley Baker’s Mother above to visit TEF (The Erma Foundation)

and

re: MY RECOVERY

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be in “recovery” (from a physical injury) for 3 to 5 years. I’ll probably enroll in “fashion design school” (in New York City) in the fall of 2014. (I’ll take maybe one class that meets one day per week). Until I enroll in design school I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be residing in The Hamptons….)

and more about why I’m out….

LET’S NOT FORGET

STRINGFELLOW HAWK aka Jan Michael Vincent BEFORE

Jan Michael Vincent 1

and Jan Michael Vincent AFTER

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There have been many “taken” by “drug dealers” (Heath Ledger, Amy Winehouse, Whitney Houston, Marie Osmond’s son, Tina Turner’s son, and Jan Michael Vincent (to name a few). Yes, these are just a few but there are many who “died in the gutters of downtown Los Angeles after “bleeding out” from “drug dealer wounds” ….This is “unacceptable” to Renee Ashley Baker so…I’m out tha business !

CLICK LOGO BELOW TO VISIT RENEE’S NEW “TUMBLR” WEBSITE ….

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NEWS SHOW PROPOSAL…..Renee Ashley Baker’s fee is $1 Million Dollars Per Week for 26 Weeks….plus Sarah Palin, Donald Trump, First Lady Michelle Obama and more….)

June 26, 2013

Ship-in-a-Bottle

President John F Kennedy in the navy

“SANG THE MUSES”
by Renee Ashley Baker

Lyrics and Melody by Renee Ashley Baker
Copyright 2013 by Renee Ashley Baker

Lovely Cinderella lost her shoe at the Ball
Ship found in the Bottle, popped the cork, the sails grew Tall
Let Her stand with Nemo he’ll take Her hand upon the Sea
Strait up from the Bottom, they’ll see JACK cause he’ll be ME

(CHORUS)
Sang the muses, Sang the muses
Sang the muses, Sang the muses
Sang the music, Sang the music
Sang the music, Sang the music
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*This song is to be sung with a heavy Irish brogue…..

(I, Renee Ashley Baker, began this song two years ago. It is still not finished, however, I’ve decided to post this one “verse” for the 4th of July. HOPE YOU LIKE IT !)

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click on photo of Renee Ashley Baker below to view new website….

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SHOUT OUT

Shout Out To Hughes Direct TV, ABC TV, New York Times, and Fox News/News Corp:

Once my “lawsuit has settled” and I, Renee Ashley Baker, am “available”….I, Renee Ashley Baker would like to do a “News Show”. My “news show” would air weekly (on TV) and be 1 hour long. I’d do 26 shows. The “Broadcaster” (the TV NETWORK) would own the shows. I’d want a 26-52 show contract. What is Renee Ashley Baker’s asking fee? Renee Ashley Baker’s fee will be $1 million per week (or $26 Million Dollars). And…I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be granted: Approval of Guest Stars, Wardrobe Approval of Guest Stars, Weekly Script Approval, Director Approval, Producer Approval, and Location Approval (the location to be my house in The Hamptons). And—no to a “pilot” as I, Renee Ashley Baker, will not do a pilot….my Ustream TV show will be my “audition tape” if an audition is needed. And…I do not, NOT want to do a “radio show” so no–NO–to Mel Karmazin. NO TO MEL KARMAZIN….

and….

also for Renee Ashley Baker

THE HOUSE THAT JACK BUILT….

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womans white bathroom

If–If–I, Renee Ashley Baker, were to “build a house” I, Renee Ashley Baker, will “build it in France”. It (the house) will probably cost around $4.5 million dollars. I will put two bathrooms inside my “master bedroom”. One bathroom for HIM and the other bathroom for HER (see photos above of Renee Ashley Baker’s in white and “HIS” in blue).

now…

finally….

MISTAKES I’VE MADE

(aka “Renee Ashley Baker’s Biggest Mistakes….”)

#1 SARAH PALIN…

Sarah “plain” but not tall …Sarah Palin is little bitty and small….(PALIN IS AN ANAGRAM FOR “PLAIN”)

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Sarah Palin is just a “4-eyed-poli-sci-nerd”. Sarah Palin is still just an “unqualified” “inadequate” “DOG” who is vastly “inferior” to a Harvard/Columbia educated man like President Barack Obama. (Remember how Sarah Palin didn’t even have, in her closet, a wardrobe appropriate for an “IMPORTANT WOMAN”? The Republican Party had to “rush” Sarah Palin to “fancy stores” and buy her “something to wear” !)

#2 MICHELLE BACHMANN

MICHELLE BACHMANN (BACHMAN’S ANAGRAM IS “C BAN HAM” ?)

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Michelle Bachmann is a “stupid jackass”. WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG MICHELLE?

I, Renee Ashley Baker, want the public to know that it was Me and my sister(the beautiful Miss M) who picked the “other” Michelle for the “WH”…. (the other Michelle being Michelle Obama….)

#3 MELANIE GRIFFITH

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Melanie Griffith and Tippi Hedren are both “CRAP”. Melanie Griffith and Antonio Banderas will not, NOT be having anything to do with Renee Ashley Baker’s “Hampton’s house purchase”. (In other words they will not be “purchasing” Renee Ashley Baker’s Hampton’s house). And…when I, Renee Ashley Baker, do get the $26 million I, Renee Ashley Baker, will not, NOT “pay Melanie and Antonio”. Melanie, Antonio, and Tippi all need to “set up a meth lab” and stop the “criminals of Denver and criminals of Englewood” from “extorting/coercing” money for the three of them! ! !

#4 VAN DIESEL

Nobody in Colorado had better mention the name Van Diesel to me again or I’m going to The Feds (the ones in New York).

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Vin Diesel is a “punk ass”….Also still “no” to Nicholas Cage, no to B-actor Ben Affleck, “no” to B-actor Mathew Mccaughnahay.

THE NEW OLD BOY “FRAT HOUSE”….

#5 JACK WELCH

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Like I said–Jack Welch will not, not be “running–nor financing– a company for Renee Ashley Baker”.

#6 DONALD TRUMP

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“The Donald” (aka “But He Don’t Got No Birth Certificate !”)

There is more wrong here than just the “toupee”. Donald Trump will also not, “NOT be running–nor financing–a company for Renee Ashley Baker”.

#7 ROBERT DeNIRO

Denver/Englewood will “stop” STOP trying to “do business with Robert DeNiro” via Renee Ashley Baker.

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Why is it always the “same three” that “crooks” try to run a “sideways fraud” with ? It is always: Robert DeNiro, Sylvester Stallone or George Clooney. (So, no to Robert DeNiro, no to Sylvester Stallone, and no to George Clooney).

#8 MITT ROMNEY

MITT ROMNEY (aka “That Old Black Magic Underwear”)

Mitt Romney needs to keep his underwear on and his “mouth shut”…

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Mitt Romney will also not, NOT be running–financing–a company for Renee Ashley Baker. These “broke conservatives” are not, NOT going to be “getting a movie studio via Renee Ashley Baker”. For one reason my sister (the beautiful Miss M) can’t stand “conservatives”. And…the other reason is because–I, Renee Ashley Baker, do not, NOT want to be “Denesh DeSouza” and make only $25 million dollar “conservative movie goer box offices”.

No to Hugh Hewitt (and no to Mrs. Hewitt aka “Go Fetch”); no to Rush Limbaugh, no to Glenn Beck, no to Sean Hannity, and still “NO” to Rick Santorum. Also “NO” to Marco Rubio and “NO” to Rudy Giuliani. (I, Renee Ashley Baker, am for Hilary Clinton for President in 2016….)

SO…..

Dinners, Brunches, Benefits and Pool Parties (aka The Best of The Hampton’s Pool Parties….as PRESENTED by Renee Ashley Baker?)

June 20, 2013

New York Social Diary

above, photo courtesy of New York Social Diary

IT’S A PARTY— A PARTY PARTY WEEKEND !

Cocktails & Benefits

Party Table 1

AND….

New York Party 2

AND….

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AND….

New York Party 3

Come and have cocktails with Renee Ashley Baker and support one of The Erma Foundation’s charities (that being: The Democratic Party, Autism Research, The Robert F. Kennedy Center For Justice and Human Rights, Special Olympics III, The Fashion Institute, and of course The Ballet….)

COME—- COCKTAILS AT 8 —- DON’T BE LATE !

and….and….and…..

Sunday Salons & Brunch ?

Stunning poolside Hamptons soiree

Come sit at Renee Ashley Baker’s table for a New York “Sunday Brunch & Salon”. Come be one of the 12 friends of The Erma Foundation and lets us eat, drink and discuss “what the world needs”.

Information on the above “fundraisers” will be provided, in the future, on this (WordPress) blog and on “Guest Of A Guest”.

(There may even be an occasional “pool party” given, in The Hamptons, by “Erma French Perfume and Design”)

Pool Shark Inflatable Pool Lounger

above, The EXCALIBUR pool lounger (THE “POOL SHARK” BUILT EXCLUSIVELY FOR THE “BLUE BOOK RIDER”….)

and…now….for….

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S DINNER DISHES ?

(THEY ARE DISHES FIT FOR A PRINCESS SO—WHY NOT? HUH? WHY NOT? )

Christofle Pavillion Marly Bone China

above, the “Judge Judy Collection”

(Is she laughing…..???????)

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above, DinnerWare: $50,000 – $500,000 a set….

MY MOTHER (THE BEAUTIFUL MRS. A/B ) HAD BEAUTIFUL “GOLDEN HANDS”….SHE LOVED HER 24kt and 48kt GOLD JEWELRY…..SHE WOULD HAVE LOVED THE DINNERWARE ABOVE…..

click on “Golden Fingers” above to visit the France dinnerware website (fit for “Princess Renee” ?)

Now, Back To The Hamptons….

Summer Love….

Janis Spindel Serious Matchmaking wedding ring

(above, a book by Janis Spindel aka Renee Ashley Baker’s favorite “matchmaker”)

NOW….TIPS OF THE DAY….

MONEY MONEY MONEY

Money Dollar Bills aka Fortune

“IF YOU GOT IT SAVE IT!”

If you’re loaded (with money) check out the Certificate of Deposit Account Registry service (CEDARS). This program was co-founded in 2003 by an ex-Fed official….It lets you keep up to $50 million in CD’s with one “home bank” and stay fully FDIC insured (the home bank “parcels out” your holdings among other banks for you). For more information Visit:CDARS com

and

IF YOU DON’T HAVE IT AND…YOUR CAR INSURANCE PREMIUMS ARE TOO HIGH ?

Car Crash

Compare–Visit: InsWeb com

THE DRINK OF THE SUMMER ?

tHe sAtSumA

Satsuma Vodka tini

Above, The Satsuma Vodka-tini (for recipe visit: MyRecipe com)

Click On Photo Below of Lady Allegro (aka Renee Ashley Baker) and ….

Lady Allegro also known as

Remember: Renee Ashley Baker will be “launching” Erma French Perfume and Design in Paris France (hopefully, with the Wertheimers).

The Rich by Renee Ashley Baker…. (for Memorial Day 2013)

May 20, 2013

Happy Memorial Day

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Riderless Horse Military Honor

MILITARY HONORS:

Traditional Honors for Military Men are: Taps and The “Riderless” Horse….

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NOW

ABOUT

THE

RICH

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HOW THE RICH MAKE ROMANCE….

Romance

Renee Is Looking For A Man !

Renee Ashley Baker’s matchmaker is “billionaire matchmaker” Janis Spindel…..

(Renee’s “Man” must be 60-70 years of age, Jewish, NOT in Showbusiness, but a millionaire or billionaire….)

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HOW THE RICH WALK….

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Chanel (with Erma French Perfume and Design soon to follow ?)

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HOW THE RICH WAR ….

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Renee Ashley Baker is looking forward to the next “Star Wars” (from Lucasfilm and Disney)….

HOW THE RICH PLAY (AND PARTY) …..

Gold Mask by Andante

Prince Harry<a

Polo Playing via Prince Harry…..

plus

Coming Soon: The Erma Foundation Gold Mask Ball (to be held in Paris France)…..

HOW THE RICH VACATION…..

Eleuthera Island

Eleuthera Island (where The Royals have fun in the sun)….

HOW THE RICH GIVE AWAY THE BRIDE…..

Chanel Wedding Stationery

Chanel Wedding Cake

Chanel stationery and Chanel Wedding Cake…

HOW THE RICH GUARD THEIR BODIES

The Bodyguard

COLIN TEBBUTT and COLIN TRIMMING (were Personal Protection Officer and Super Intentdent respectively for HRH Princess Diana). Elite Bodyguard Services for “the elite” are: Insite (Chris Falkenberg) and The Steele Foundation (Kirian Fitzgibbons)

HOW THE RICH STAY BEAUTIFUL…..

Creme de la Mer

Le Clerc loose powder travel box

Worth Perfume

Renee Ashley Baker’s Favorites: Creme de la Mer, Le Clerc Travel Compact and Je Reviens (My Mother Erma kept a bottle of Je Reviens “Worth” perfume on her vanity table when I was a little girl living in St. Louis, Missouri. The Je Reivens “Worth” was sent to my Mother Erma from Paris France)…..

HOW THE RICH HANG THEIR WARDROBES….

Studio Becker walk in closet hers

Studio Becker (for Her)

Studio Becker walk in closet his

Studio Becker (for Him)

HOW THE RICH LOVE THEIR BABIES….

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The Baby Spa in London (owned by Laura Sevenus) pampers baby….Right Duchess Kate !

and

HOW THE RICH (and POWERFUL) ENTERTAIN….

(My sister “Miss M” has already been invited to the White House….)

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WHITE HOUSE DINNER MENU….1956

The year, was 1956. President and Mrs. Dwight D. Eisenhower mention as one of their favorites a dinner menu that almost any American citizen can enjoy in his own home.

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be in Washington DC to meet President Obama (hopefully) and to “host some Democratic fundraising parties”….

THE EISENHOWER MENU

Broiled Sirloin Steak
Baked Potatoes Green Beans Green Salade with French Dressing Apple Pie with Cheese Coffee

Decorated Ice Cubes

DECORATED ICE CUBES

Arrange in each section of refrigerator tray a berry, red cherry, piece of lemon or orange slice, or sprig of mint. Then fill with water and freeze as usual. Serve in fruit drinks for holidays and celebrations.

and….

HOW THE RICH VIEW TALENT…

Grammy Nominee Miguel on piano photo

SHOUT OUT TO: Sony Records and Virgin Records. One of you should sign my relative “MIGUEL” (the Grammy nominee) to a “recording contract”. His rendition of “Forget Me Not” is AWESOME!

In the “Forget Me Not” video Miguel will play all the instruments….

(JUST LIKE PATRICE ! )

and…

finally….

HOW THE RICH VIEW “CLASS”….

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Click above on the “classy” photo of the “LADY” who inspired The Erma Foundation (aka Renee Ashley Baker’s Mother an Army Wife and an Air Force Mother )

WANT SECURITY AND AUTOMATION (AT YOUR FINGERTIPS ?)

CONTROL 4

Control 4 home automation

and….

INTRODUCING….

new

from

ATT

“DIGITAL LIFE”….

Personalized Home Security and Automation (For A Whole New Way Of Life)

ATT Digital Life home security

SHOUT OUT:

SHOUT OUT TO ATT AND CONTROL 4….

HOW WOULD ONE OF YOU LIKE TO SPONSOR RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S USTREAM.TV “dating show” ?

(to be taped live from The Hamptons)….

ASKING PRICE: $1.2 Million Dollars (for 12 months).

plus….

SHOUTOUT TO ART COLLECTORS:

I, Renee Ashley Baker, would like to sell (to art collectors) 12 photographs taken by Renee Ashley Baker called “12th Knight”. The Collector may choose from “existing photographs” taken by Renee Ashley Baker or the Collector may choose photographs not yet taken by Renee Ashley Baker.

Asking Price: $1.2 Million Dollars (for 12 photographs).

The Solo…

The Ballerina by Cityrat 59

The Corps…

The Ballet at Jezebel com

(above photographs of Ballet Dancers not photographed by Renee Ashley Baker)

DONALD TRUMP WILL STAY “RUMORED ORGANIZED CRIME” (and away from Renee Ashley Baker) ….JACK WELCH IS “CHICKEN CRAP” (no to jack welch)….MITT ROMNEY IS LITTLE MAGIC UNDERWEAR (no to Mitt Romney)

and no to Warner Bros Records and No to Universal/MCA (Renee Ashley Baker will “stay away” from Warner Bros Records/Interscope and stay away from Universal/MCA)

(RENEE ASHLEY BAKER WILL BE MOVING TO “THE HAMPTONS” and then MOVING TO FRANCE TO WORK IN THE FASHION AND BEAUTY INDUSTRY….NOTE: MY MOTHER IS NOT GOING TO BE ME….)

NEW VIDEO plus Happy St. Patrick’s Day 2013….The Ides of March…PLUS “The Spoiled Princess” aka Owner of Erma French Perfume and Design(with The Wertheimers?)

March 4, 2013

Godess Hera

“I Do It For The Gods (And The Goddesses)….

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WANT TO BOOK A CRUISE AND SAIL LIKE “JFK ON THE HONEY FITZ”?

(Just Click On Photo Of President Kennedy Above To Go To My Completed Cruise Page….)

plus….plus….plus….

NEW ! NEW ! NEW !

Video Cam

( To View My New Video Click On Video Cam Above)

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(To View Lady Allegro New Website Click On Lady Allegro above)

Silver and Gold Kennedy Half Dollars

Silver & Gold Kennedy Half Dollars by the Danbury Mint. To Buy Click On President JFK above….)

AND…..

No I Won’t Be Doing Any Business With Rudy Guliani (Because….He’s A Talking Toilet….aka not with POTUS OBAMA)

ANYWAY….

BACK TO ST. PADDY’S DAY….

HAPPY ST. PATRICK’S DAY TO MY KENNEDYS….(MY FAMILY)

John Ted and Robert Kennedy

Below Renee Ashley Baker’s Mother — The Beautiful Mrs A (wearing real Diamonds and real Gold)

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plus…plus….plus….

Renee Ashley Baker’s Knight….

Sir Edward M Kennedy

“He Lived To Comb Grey Hair”

Sir Edward M Kennedy

NOW….HOW ABOUT….

THE EMERALD ISLE ?

Ashford Castle Hotel in Ireland

To Plan Your Trip To The Emerald Island….

Try Literary Ireland, SmithsonianJourneysSMC.org

NOW….

FOR SALE: UPPER EAST SIDE TOWNHOME
(designed by Toshiro Mori)
8 Bedrooms and 8 Baths
Square Feet: 10,000 Cost: $35 Million
Contact: Brown Harris Stevens 212 906 9207

Upper_East_Side_townhouse_by Toshiko Mori at Brown Harris Stevens

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THE REPUBLICAN PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE FOR 2016?

Ooops ! There He Goes !

Sinkhole Swallows Man Sleeping In Bedroom

(Sinkhole Swallows Man….Plus….Did he have just a high school education? )

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Now….

Renee Ashley Baker as Lady Allegro (Lady Royal)

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USTREAM….

WOMAN IN THE HAMPTONS (RENEE: THE SPOILED PRINCESS)

My Father (Mr. Ashley) was a Mason; My Mother (Mrs. Ashley) was an Eastern Star; and I was born in the rich Jewish Hospital (of the BARNES). My name will be Chanel (#5); the Marcus’ (of the Neiman) will be my family; and all around ME there will be the Janis Spindel MEN who will give me, buy me, do me (and SPOIL ME rotten)….My breakfast (always strawberries and cream); and my dinner Lobster Thermadour served on AEGEAN plates with Tiffany & Co earrings dangling from my ears. I will be “doing it all” with New York (New York Society) and that–THAT–is the point. I will have an “out of court settlement” (of $3 Million – $5 Million Dollars) to teach a “Broke Down Cowtown/Shantytown” (full of SICKOS) to “keep its hands OFF of what it does not own”….and..THAT is also the point !

Renee Ashley Baker The Mermaid 2013

Renee Ashley Baker’s Bedroom ….? (FOR “RICH” MEN ONLY)

Renee Ashley Bakers Bed Room

BYE YALL…..

Below “The Aegen”

Aegean Dinnerware from Neiman Marcus

Now Scroll Down For More of Lady Allegro…..

Cruising or Jetting: This Summer Vacation Is For You! Hottest Cruises and Luxury Vacations for 2013

February 21, 2013

Renee Ashley Baker’s Favorite Cruise Ship ? (For Sailing To France ?)

Answer: Cunard’s Queen Victoria

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on board the Cunard Queen Victoria

Inside The Suite of Cunard’s Queen Victoria

plus…plus….plus….plus….

Other Destinations In Mind ? (Like The Mediterranean ?)

Seabourne Mediterranean

QUESTION: DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE HOTTEST CRUISE DESTINATIONS ARE FOR 2013 ?

ANSWER: Caribbean, Alaska, Mediterranean

(pictured above the luxurious and “rich” Seabourne Mediterranean)

and…..

STATS: DID YOU KNOW THAT 10.4 MILLION AMERICANS TOOK A CRUISE IN 2012 ?

COME ON LET ME TAKE YOU ON A SEA CRUISE

Specialty Cruises

The Love Boat: singlecruises.com
The Opera Boat: operaunderthepolarsky.com
The Golf Boat: elitegolfcruises.com or golfahoy.com
The Gay Boat: atlantisevents.com
The Religious Boat: LeSeaTours.com

plus….plus….plus….plus….

TRAVEL WEBSITES

Travel Agent

Need To Save On Travel Agents?

Try the website: “CruiseCompete.com” where travel agents “bid” for your business by lowering prices or throwing in extras.

DO THE KIDDIES RULE ?

Try the website: “TravelWithYourKids.com”

TRAVEL TIPS:

Find A “Cruisers CheckList” from USA WEEKEND (click on Travel Agent Above)

CLICK HEADSET BELOW TO BUY:

music to buy

“The Honey Boo Boo Song” (Collector’s Item Demo Track)

BUY NOW! (mp3 for 99cents)

Buy It For The Child At Home…or For The Child In You….

Lyrics and Music by
Lady Allegro Hidden Cat 5

P.S. To Hidden Cat (I Got Your Cash!)
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Visit Renee’s France !

(In 2014 Renee Ashley Baker will be moving to France to launch Erma French Perfume and Design….hopefully….with The Wertheimers)

Palace Versailles in Paris France

Below the Chanel Store and CoCo Chanel’s Paris Apartment….

Chanel fashion week

CoCo Chanels apartment in Paris France

NOW….READY! SET! GO!

Bill & Stacy Fischer of Fischers Travel

Traveling With Influence:
Renee Ashley Baker’s Travel Agents….

(Stacy and Bill Fischer of the “exclusive” and “chic” Fischer’s Travel, NY)

By the Way you have to be a “member” of the Fischer’s Travel Club in order to book travel through Fischer’s Travel. The Cost: $100,000

NOW…LET’S BEGIN…..

I D Stronghold

Traveling With Security:
I D Strong Hold Credit Card Protectors

HTH Insurance Group

Traveling With Insurance:
HTH Worldwide for Political Unrest Insurance Coverage

Mens Coach Duffel Bag

NOW LET’S CONTINUE:
Taking The “Fuss” Out of Travel
Try These Travel Websites:
Coach com (Coach Mens Duffel)
@TravelGov (Tweeted Travel Alerts)
AwayFind com (Email Forwarding)
Mpassport com (Med Emergencies)
TravelingBaby com (Baby Equipment Rental)

Bento Bag at SkipHop com

Taking The “Now What Did I do With It?” Out of Baby’s Bag
Try The “Bento Bag” by Skip Hop
Visit: Skiphop com

Louis Vuitton Pet Carrier

Taking The “Leaving Poochie At Home” Out of Summer
Try A Pet Traveler by Louis Vuitton
Visit: Louis Vuiton com

WANT BOOKS TO READ WHILE ON YOUR VACATION?

“Patriarch: The Remarkable Life and Turbulent Times of Joseph P. Kennedy”

The Patriarch The Remarkable Life and Turbulent Times of Joseph P Kennedy

Because he was “grandfather” just like my real grandfather….

“”Last Lion: Winston Spencer Churchill: Defender of the Realm 1940-1965”

The Last Lion Winston Spencer Churchill Defender of the Realm 1940 1965

Because he was married to Clem….

“Thomas Jefferson: The Art of Power”

Thomas Jefferson Art of Power

Because the capitol of Missouri is Jefferson City….

and….

“Rod: The Autobiography”

Rod The Autobiography

Because he’s with Renee

(Rod Stewart has a daughter named Renee….)

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ME plus SHE

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MUMMY PUTS THE FREEZE ON TOO….

“Since ‘Old Man Winter’ won’t let go just ‘button up’ in cold weather and try and enjoy the snow….”
–Mummy

For those of you who are still experiencing “winter weather”….it’s not too late to try the products below….

Snow Melting Mat by HeatTrak

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North Face Etip Gloves

Help (In Order of Appearance): Snow Melting Walkway Mat, Solar Generator, and Etip Gloves by North Face…

Or…How About?

Vacationing in Abures On The Fantastic “Turtle Island” (aka Fiji)

Turtle Island

SUMMER VACATION IS JUST 4 MONTHS AWAY…..SO, HERE GOES….

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S “OLD FAVORITE” ST. TROPEZ RESORT…..

Hotel Villa Marie in Saint Tropez

Hotel Villa Marie
Phone: 04-94-97-40-22

and….

Renee Ashley Baker’s Favorite Resort Wear Collection…A collection that is pure CoCo

(By the way does anybody know how CoCo Chanel got the name CoCo?

The Answer has something to do with a French Regiment and a Talent Show….)

Chanel Resort Collection 2013

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S “NEW” FAVORITE VACATION RESORT….(St. Tropez’s La Reserve Hotel)

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This Six Day Spa Program Costs $3,645. There are 12 butler staffed villas with 4-6 bedrooms (available from $5,700 with a 3 night minimum stay); and their regular Rooms start at $570 a night; and spa treatments at $70.
La Reserve Hotel
Phone: 33-4/94 44 94 44

GOT KIDS?

THE BEST KID FRIENDLY RESORT MAY BE….

HILTON HAWAIIAN VILLAGE …A PERFECT RESORT FOR KIDS….

Hilton Hawaiian Village perfect resort for kids

and now about the RZ (aka Renee Zone)

Renee Ashley Baker’s favorite “LOVE” Matchmaker (Bring On The Men!)

Date Place by Janis Spindel

New York’s “Date Place” ….picked by matchmaker Janis Spindel where New York “love seekers” could find that perfect LOVE match…..

Janis Spindel Serious Matchmaking

Renee Ashley Baker’s Favorite Data BackUp Service

Carbonite Data BackUp

Renee Ashley Baker’s Favorite I.D. Protection Service…

Protect My Id

View Renee Ashley Baker’s New Wix Website…Click Logo of Renee Ashley Baker Below…

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RE: THE CRUISE

Facebook or Netflix can “video tape” my trip (my cruise) from New York to France that is from Southampton to Southampton on a Cruise Ship in 2014. (Oprah Winfrey will not be traveling with me on my cruise).

CRAP SIGHTING: Donald Trump is Crap (He’s rumored to be “organized crime’s crap”); NBC is Crap, Charlize is Crap, Melanie Griffth’s Mother is Crap, No to Chris Brown, No to “network TV series”; meaning No ABC, No CBS (I don’t want a network TV show)….

…. and No to all other’s I’ve previously said “NO” to…(I’m saying all of this “NO” to fix POOR “ferret faced Lee” and because “C” is who I’m buying the house in the Hamptons for and “C” is not going to be harassed –not by anyone….)

Decor A Mother’s Day Gift? Why Not…(Happy Mother’s Day from Renee Ashley Baker)

May 1, 2012

ANNOUNCEMENT: Renee Ashley Baker is now a member of Janis Spindel’s “Club J Love” and is on Janis Spindel’s online dating service “2LoveToday”.
(Interested Men Must Be New York Residents–NO ATHLETES)

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Make Mom’s Kitchen One She Can Love….

above, Renee Ashley Baker’s Sister’s “Elegant” High Tech Refrigerator….

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PLUS….PLUS….PLUS….PLUS….

MOTHER ROSE FITZGERALD KENNEDY

HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY TO ALL THE KENNEDY MOTHERS….

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PLUS….PLUS…PLUS….

VIEW RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S NEW VIDEO (CLICK ON PINK BUILDING BELOW)

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be “going to New York” for summer in “The Hamptons”…. and…. to “DATE Janis Spindel men”. (While in New York I, hopefully, will be meeting with Ford Modeling Agency, Sotheby’s Auction House, Tiffany & Co, then, hopefully, I will be going on to Paris France to sign with Chanel Corporation to launch my own “perfume line”….)

NOW….

VIEW RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S FAMILY ALBUM

Below…is…. HER MAJESTY

CHERRY HILLS NJ
My MOTHER standing with a friend of My Brother’s at my Brother’s House in Cherry Hills New Jersey at Christmas one year in the 1980’s (OR WAS IT ONE SUMMER IN THE HAMPTONS AT A HOUSE MY BROTHER RENTED? Actually, I, Renee Ashley Baker, don’t know because I wasn’t there….)

PHOTOS OF MOTHER ABOVE
As you can see my Mother is wearing all GOLD…..Whereas — I, Renee Ashley Baker, am on my HORSEE…. My parents–my mother and my father (Mr. and Mrs. Ashley) always took me to “Forest Park” in St. Louis, Missouri when I was a little girl. Above you can see FOREST PARK. And — I, Renee Ashley Baker, am wearing the tweed coat and suede shoes that my Mother bought for me at Stix, Baer & Fuller department store in St. Louis…..CHECK OUT MY EYES….AN ASTIGMATISM THAT I’LL ALWAYS HAVE (LOL)….

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“MISS M”

As I, Renee Ashley Baker, have stated in the past — I have a brother (James) who did secret work for the U.S. Secret Service (back in the 1960’s). My Brother resided in New York City just a few blocks away from where Former First Lady Jackie Kennedy Onassis lived. (My Brother was also friends with a real “DUPONT”).

ALL photos above are of Renee Ashley Baker’s SISTER (“Miss M”). Yes–I have a sister (“Miss M”) and it was Miss M’s house in which you saw me (in photos) at Christmas 2011. Now a description of the photos above….

Photo 1961 (Miss M in Hong Kong being pulled in a rickshaw).
Photo 1964 (Miss M posing by the Christmas Tree)
Photo____ (Miss M with her husband–my brother in law–at their 25th wedding anniversary.
Photo____ (Miss M posing in white).

In the 1960’s “Miss M” won a beauty contest in the Phillipines. She won a sash and a crown and a TITLE. (I’ve always thought Miss M –my Sister–looked like MARY WILSON OF THE SUPREMES. What do you think…?)

I WANT ALL OF MY BROTHER’S FRIENDS IN NEW YORK TO VIEW THIS ALBUM…..AND REMEMBER….

N O W

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be in New York, in The Hamptons this summer, sitting with my Janis Spindel men…..I want these men and the public to see my Mother's Family on MOTHER’S DAY….

I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER , HAVE NOT, NOT MADE ANY SALES TO OPRAH WINFREY AND I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, WILL NOT BE "GRANTING NOR SELLING" ANY COPYRIGHTS TO OPRAH WINFREY….

P.S. I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, AM OPEN FOR PARTIES IN SOUTHHAMPTON AND EAST HAMPTON….

P.S.P.S. I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, WOULD LIKE TO DO A "PHOTO ESSAY" ON THE HAMPTONS USING MY VIRGIN MOBILE/KYOCERA CAMERA PHONE….I”LL DO IT FOR “TOWN & COUNTRY” MAGAZINE….

(SCROLL DOWN FOR RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S FAVORITES)

RENEE’S FAVORITES….plus shout out To Tiffany & Co, Sotheby’s, Ford Modeling, at&t, GM (plus Gotta A Rental House in The Hamptons?)

April 26, 2012

Renee Ashley Baker’s favorite “wet suit” ….A Ford Modeling Gig for Renee?

Renee Ashley Baker’s favorite nail polish….HARD CANDY….

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TO HEAR MUSIC TO “SUNSHINE REMIX” CLICK ON MICROPHONE ABOVE….

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I, Renee Ashley Baker would like to meet with the Chairman and/or President of Tiffany & Co (in New York) abut my designing (for Tiffany & Co) the “Irmigard” crocodile handbag….Which will sell for $3,000 – $10,000.

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Dear Sotheby’s Auction House: As previously stated, I, Renee Ashley Baker, would like to meet with you (in New York) about your “auctioning” 9 of my photographs to a European “art collector”. I’d like a “million dollar guarantee” (although I will sell/auction two other photographs for a minimum bid of $10,000 each).

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Dear Rental House Owners: Have you got a house in South Hampton or East Hampton that you can rent on “flexible terms”?

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Dear Ford Modeling Agency: As previously stated I, Renee Ashley Baker, would like to meet with you (in New York) about your “representing me” as a “spokes model” for AT&T, GM, Moet Champagne, Chanel, Jimmy Choo…..

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Yes, the New York MEN in Janis Spindel’s “rolodex” will be able to email, text message and phone Renee Ashley Baker. (I am seriously looking for a husband so I expect you “MEN” to be serious too….)

and here’s Renee….

(Scroll Down To View Videos Starring Renee)

YES, I PICKED HIM TOO….News For April 20, 2012 (plus view “Beloved”)

April 1, 2012

Dick Clark was born November 30, 1929 to Julia Fuller Clark and Richard Augustus (August) Clark. He began his radio career at WOLF-AM in Syracuse New York. Then, Dick got his “big break” in television when he became “host” of Philadelphia’s “Bandstand”. The year? 1956….

So Don’t Miss…..

VIEW NEW VIDEO ON TRIPOD: http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com/

PLUS

SEE RENEE’S SELF-PORTRAITS at: http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com

plus

SEE RENEE ASHLEY BAKER ON VIDEO…TO VIEW RENEE’S VIDEOS CLICK ON THE THREE PHOTOS OF RENEE ASHLEY BAKER BELOW….

GOTTA HOUSE?
HAVE YOU GOT A FURNISHED HOUSE AVAILABLE IN NEW YORK–IN SOUTH HAMPTON OR EAST HAMPTON?

TIME NEEDED: MAY 30,2012 – AUGUST 30, 2012 OR 5/30-10/30,2012
LEASE TERMS: FREE OR NEGOTIABLE
INCOME: I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, WILL BE COMING TO NEW YORK TO MEET WITH FORD MODELING, CLICK MODELS MANAGEMENT, SOTHEBY’S AUCTION HOUSE (AND WITH JANIS SPINDEL).

JUST STOCK THE FRIGE AND THE BAR AND RENEE ASHLEY BAKER WILL BE THERE!

CONTACT:RENEE ASHLEY BAKER EMAIL: ErmaAshley46@Yahoo.com

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER IS WITH AT&T and VIRGIN MOBILE….

(BOOST MOBILE PHONE SERVICE IS “CRAP” and “MANURE”)

Now….view Renee Ashley Baker’s below…..

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(and still “no” to John Elway)

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RENEE ASHLEY BAKER NOW ON “TRIPOD”….VIEW RENEE’S VIDEOS…RENEE ASHLEY BAKER IS LOOKING TO “LAUNCH” A FASHION CAREER AND–AND– RENEE ASHLEY BAKER IS “LOOKING FOR A HUSBAND” AND RENEE ASHLEY BAKER IS PLANNING TO “GET MARRIED”….(RENEE IS “LOOKING FOR A MAN”….)

TO VIEW “TRIPOD” CLICK LINK HERE: http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com/

TO FRIENDS…FANS…AND….

TO THE MATCHMAKERS IN NEW YORK….

THE “HE” — THE PROSPECT– THE “HUSBAND” MUST BE 50-70 YEARS OF AGE, MUST BE CAUCASIAN/JEWISH, MUST RESIDE IN NEW YORK, OR PARIS FRANCE, OR ISRAEL, OR SCANDINAVIA/THE NETHERLANDS AND– BE A MILLIONAIRE/BILLIONAIRE….

VIEW 7 VIDEOS….STARRING RENEE ASHLEY BAKER…..

TO VIEW RENEE’S VIDEOS VISIT LINKS BELOW:

VIDEO #1:http://www.myspace.com/video/vid/108642278

VIDEO #2: http://www.myspace.com/video/rid/111141464

VIDEO #3: http://www.myspace.com/video/rid/111141501

VIDEO #4: http://www.myspace.com/video/rid/111141501

VIDEO #6: http://www.myspace.com/video/rid/111141528

VIDEO #7: http://www.myspace.com/video/rid/111141561

VIDEO #8: http://www.myspace.com/video/rid/111141580

VIDEO #10: http://www.myspace.com/video/rid/111141580

VIDEO #12: http://www.myspace.com/video/rid/111141659

VIDEO DETAILS:
THESE 7 VIDEOS WERE BROUGHT TO YOU BY “V”…
“V” FOR VICTORY, “V” for VICTORIA, AND “V” FOR VIVITAR….
“LOVE & HAPPINESS: WOMAN IN THE MIRROR”
STAR, PRODUCER, DIRECTOR: RENEE ASHLEY BAKER
CAMERA: VIVITAR 508
TRIPOD: TARGUS
HAIR: WIGS BY OSCAR AND BY NEW FREEDOM
MAKE UP/FOUNDATION: PERFECT FINISH BY FASHION FAIR
EARRINGS: FROM H & M (OF SWEDEN)
DRESS: FROM MACY’S OF NEW YORK (BY JESSICA HOWARD)
MATCHMAKERS: JANIS SPINDEL AND CLAIR WEXLER
LOCATION: WELL SEE FOR YOURSELF

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER999 IS ALSO ON “YOU TUBE” (CHECK IT OUT !!!)