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“Merry Christmas!” (and “Happy Hanukkah!”) by Renee Ashley Baker

December 15, 2010

  

   Renee’s  Christmas 2010 with Family–meaning relatives! 

  (So–What–I’m Stupid Too!  Some will have to Excuuuuuuuse me!)

                Signed Renee       

http://www.myspace.com/reneebakerstudios/blog/541360367

1000 (99) Kennedy Documents (click link below)

  P L U S  . . . . “Good-bye” To Blake  Edwards (Below)

 

 

 

 

 

 Christmas Song by Renee Ashley Baker (click link ):  https://reneeashleybaker.wordpress.com/2009/11/30/cyber-monday-online-shopping-plus-an-online-christmas-song-songwriting-contest/

above, Renee Ashley Baker’s beautiful  Mother (Mrs. Ashley)

              Dear Mother:

              I say,  “Merry Christmas Mother” because you made me French toast on Christmas morning (and because you made me French toast every morning when I was a little girl growing up in your house in St. Louis, Missouri).

               I say, “Merry Christmas Mother”  because you made every Christmas a happy and memorable one as I shall never forget your endless gifts to me of bubble bath and bath salts, nightgowns with matching robe and house slippers, necklaces and watches, and cameras and tape recorders.

                   I say, “Merry Christmas Mother” because I remember, even now, the beautiful colors, of the wheel that lit your silver Christmas tree and lit (warmly) the beautifully wrapped packages that you had carefully placed underneath it (year after year after year).

                    I say, “Merry Christmas Mother” because the smell of your Nestle Toll House Cookies and apple pies wafted through  the house every Christmas as I sipped iced tea through a straw out of one of your colorful plastic tumblers .  (I was only two years old at that time but it wasn’t until I was older that I got to drink out of the crystal glasses that my brother “James” brought to my mother from Germany.  The same crystal glasses (with the gold rims) that my brother would play music on whenever he came home for Christmas.  (Note:  It is my same brother–James–who was in the U.S. Air Force,  who did some “secret work” for the U.S. Secret Service,  who was friends with a real ‘Dupont’, and who lived on Fifth Avenue in New York just a few short blocks away from the Fifth Avenue apartment of  former First Lady Jackie KENNEDY  Onassis. . . .).

                     I say, “Merry Christmas Mother”  because you  were always beautiful and because I love you and because it is you who Royalty, the jet set, and other  “very important people”  will see when they look at this website and when they look at me.

Note:  My Mother (Mrs. Ashley pictured above) wore silk dresses and crocodile heels; wore real diamond jewelry (pictured above), wore a real leopard coat and  owned a  real sterling silver tea set (not silver plate).  My Mother (Mrs. Ashley pictured above) was an Eastern Star (the female equivalent of a Mason) and –My Mother (Mrs. Ashley pictured above)  was born in the great year (with Bentley) of  1 9 1 9. . . .
 

 For down to the wire last minute Christmas shopping Renee Ashley Baker’s  beautiful mother (Mrs. Ashley pictured above) recommends:

 

 

   

 

 

 

 

 

    McQueen’s Crocodile Shoes                  Cost:  $ 3,000

   Bentley (founded 1919 )                        Cost:  $190,000

                                                       and. . . .

                                     (Mother  also  recommends)

          

 

 

 

 

 

Jane Seymour’s Diamond “Z”                                     Chanel Gift Box Set

 (sold exclusively at KAY )                   ( sold at fine department stores)

                                                             

and  Christmas Charity (In England)

                                     “The Man Who Would Be King”

HRH has two charities he loves:  Duchy Originals (headed by Andrew Baker) and The Prince’s Trust (headed by Martina Wilburn).   Merry Christmas to HRH Prince Charles,  HRH Prince William ,  HRH Prince Harry and. . . . Merry Christmas to THE QUEEN  !

 

 

                                      f a s h i o n    w a l k s

                                 FASHION  WALKS  FOR   AUTISM

                                                        by 

                                         Renee Ashley Baker 

             While in New York   I, Renee Ashley Baker, want to set up (organize) a fund raiser to benefit autism.  (To benefit my autism research foundation:  “Special Olympics 2”).    I will name  my annual fund raiser (held both in New York and in Paris France) “Fashion Walks For Autism”.  . . .

                                                       a n d 

                                       HAPPY   HANUKKAH !                    

                         and

 

NOW  FOR  RENEE’S  FAVORITE  CHRISTMAS  DESSERT?  

                                                 why  Jello (of course)

                  

RECIPE:  Pink Champage Sorbet!

click link: http://www.ifood.tv/network/pink_jello/recipes

                                                           now 

                                                      for  you

                                       CHRISTMAS   MUSIC

                                      (and the winners are)

  

FROM THE FIRST ANNUAL “RENEE ASHLEY BAKER CHRISTMAS SONG  SONGWRITING CONTEST”:

To Listen To The Winners (click here): http://www.myspace.com/reneebakerstudios/blog/522364884

 

 

p l u s. . . .

                                   “I  hear  Angels’  voices”

 To Hear Them (click link):

http://www.myspace.com/reneebakerstudios/blog/541252738

 

                                                              and. . . .

                              “Twas The Drunk Tank On Christmas”

                                                                by

                                            Renee Ashley Baker

                                            (to read click link below)

          http://www.myspace.com/reneebakerstudios/blog/541253591

                                                         and

                               What Does Renee Want for Christmas? 

                                 Well, Renee Ashley Baker wants. . .

From Janis Spindel:  I’d like Janis Spindel to “find me a husband” for FREE.  (He has to be Caucasian/Jewish–and be — alas–a millionaire). . . .

From:  Mr. Jimmy Choo:  I’d like Mr. Jimmy Choo (Princess Diana’s shoe maker) to come to my wedding reception in the south of France (on the yacht  Christina O ?).

From Tiffany & Co:  I’d like to design crocodile handbags for Tiffany & Co. . . .They’ll look like my mother’s crocodile handbag. (And  I’d like Princess Kate Middleton to carry one of the crocodile handbags designed by Renee Ashley Baker. . . .)

From Chanel:  I’d like Chanel Corporation to manufacture  my perfume line (Renee #9).   Chanel Corporation would  OWN my perfume line and the profits would  be split as follows 30/70 . . .(30%  to Renee Ashley Baker and 70% to Chanel corporation)

                                       MORE  GIFT  SUGGESTIONS ?

(the Nikon Coolpix for great holiday photos)

(Posterbrain for making posters of great holiday photos)

 P L U S

Renee’s   Nutcracker. . . .

 

 

 

 

                                                      

 

. . . .   Renee’s    Ballet

                                 The Moscow Ballet in “The Nutcracker”

                                              

 

 

 

and

 

    “Good-bye Blake Edwards”  from Renee Ashley Baker

 

                             

  
 

Santa 2

 

                                          TO LINK TO THIS POST

                                      (copy & paste link below)

                   https://reneeashleybaker.wordpress.com

 

                                                       NOW

                                      not done shopping?

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Thanksgiving! plus JFK, plus Mel Gibson, plus Black Friday !

November 20, 2010

   

                “Live! (In Progress)” by Renee Ashley Baker

ATTENTION  CHAIRMEN  OF  THE  BOARD:

Harper Collins/William Morrow and Co/Avon, Simon and Schuster, Hyperion, Viking Penguin, Atlantic Grove, St. Martin’s Press, HBG, Hearst Books, Bertelsmann/Random House/Knopf/Crown

                                  TO:  TEN BOOK PUBLISHERS

                                           A   PROPOSAL

                               A   LETTER  OF  AGREEMENT

THAT 1:  Publisher agrees: To publish a first printing of 350,000 books.

THAT 2:  Publisher agrees: Renee Ashley Baker will receive (from the publisher) a CASH ADVANCE of 1 million dollars ($1,000,000).

THAT 3:  Publisher agrees:  Upon Publisher’s RECOUPMENT of said advance (by book sales) Renee Ashley Baker and the publisher would SPLIT all profits 30/70 respectively.

THAT 4:  Publisher agrees: Publisher shall retain EBOOK rights and AUDIO BOOK rights.

THAT 5:  Publisher agrees: Renee Ashley Baker shall retain “all” MOTION PICTURE RIGHTS and “all” TV RIGHTS.

 

                                        HAPPY   THANKSGIVING  !

                                      from  Renee  Ashley  Baker

 

To: My Mother (Mrs Ashley): 

       VIDEO #1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPO3SaXHHBA&feature=related

To:  My Father: 

     VIDEO #2:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btOoDyMzNiM

 To:  My Brother  (James aka Baby Jesse)  :

     VIDEO #3:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__PU5CVSegg

To: Mel Gibson (Brother  2):

     VIDEO  #4:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6q0VcgOfIQA

             

                           for   november

THE FORMER FIRST LADY. . . .

New Book “Dear Mrs. Kennedy” by Jay Mulvaney

Katie Holmes as First Lady Jacqueline Kennedy

and….

“Cirque Jackie”  written by and starring Andrea Reese (below)

plus the holiday. . . .

Thanksgiving Dinner Online?   (Your  Gourmet at Pfaelzer com)

Appetizers Anyone ?

Pate on toast at Petrossian com

Beluga by itself at Petrossian com 

 

and  A Glass Of  Wine . . . .

       the classic

the light. . . .

 

the alcohol free wine. . . .

 
and then theres
The   Bubbly !

"Moet"

 

So—

Take a clutch to the Party. . . .

 

then

don’t forget

BLACK   FRIDAY:  The  $200 HDTV special 

“This deal is out and around”   but, warns  digital Goddess Kim Komando,  “It’s  720p  (not   1080p)”  . . . .

above, 19inch  JVC HDTV (cost: approx  $330)

WRITE ABOUT IT SMYTHSON:

 above, Day Planners by Smythson of Bond Street (LONDON)

and

VIDEO  DAD OR VIDEO  MOM ?

above, virtual video….(Say wha!  It’s here?)

and

Help for Grandma and Grandpa or _____?

above, Heat Trak snow melting mat for your front walk .  It really melts snow!  Sold at all BIG BOX STORES (now go get one). . . .

WANT TO TREAD  SAFELY THIS WINTER?  

Try Co Authority Carbon Monoxide Warning System

NOW

 FOR THE HOLIDAY:   

 At the  Westin Resort in Vail (AAAA)

at the movies

Below scene from:  Warren Miller’s new ski film “Wintervention”

 

So–You Wanna Be A Princess?

      marry a prince. . . .

plus

A Princess who designs jewelry:  Dorothy Hamil Designs Jewelry To Benefit Breast Cancer (exclusively at Helzbergs)

and

A Princess who Still Designs Wraps:

 above, the little black wrap. . . .

Well, 

Laser It  !

The Fraxel Laser beauty treatment by Dr. Patricia Wexler

Dr. Patrica Wexler (Renee Ashley Baker’s New York dermatologist?  I’d  like an appointment  Dr. Wexler. . . .)

and LASTER IT!    Zeltig Laser Fat Freezing aka Coolscupting

this laser really freezes fat !
 
 
and
What’s new with Housewives?

Socialite Sonja Morgan

for Princess Partying:  Why Chanel Cosmetics of course. . . .

For Partying:  Party Food

Dinner Rolls: (Mrs. Ashley’s favorite!)

Party Like Madmen:

 

A  Bunny Princess (In White):

                                               Suri  Cruise

 

vs

 

The Black Swan. . . .

                            Shiloh  Jolie  Pitt

 

and

The eye sees. . . .

Rare Pink (sold by Sothebys for $46 million dollars). . . .

 

 

PRESIDENT  JOHN  F. KENNEDY

PRESIDENT JOHN F. KENNEDY  AS    “J.J.”

VISIT:  www.JFKRFKASHLEY.Blogspot.com

 

Renee Ashley Baker  as The Mermaid

Visit Renee’s  Tripod: (click link) http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com/id10.html