Posts Tagged ‘Susan Boyle’

They’re Back! The Judds, Jackie Evancho, Susan Boyle, Debby Boone, the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge…..and Moore

June 15, 2011

No to Dreamworks (Dreamworks will not publish “Irma’s House of Numbers”), No to HBO (No  to an  HBO movie), No to Oprah Winfrey, No to Universal, No  to Robert Redford, No to Charlize Theron, No to all others I’ve previously said “NO” to  (for reasons I’ve previously stated) and  No to California (Renee Ashley Baker will be moving to France….)

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SHOUT OUT TO AMAZON:  I have been told by Kindle Customer Service that I will be paid “royalties” every 60 days….tHAnk  YOu

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HOW TO DRESS LIKE A MILLION (HER)

                    (the shoe)

 

HOW TO DRESS  LIKE A MILLION (HIM)

             (the shirt)

 

 Dress shirts  Roger Charles by Kevin Stewart

 

 

 

            Dress shirts by Charvet of Paris

AND

HOW  TO  PLAY  THE  BEAUTIFUL  UPPER  CLASS  “EVERY  WOMAN WHO  HAS  A  MILLION ? “

                       (be Ashley Judd; of course)

                                                 

 

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SHOUT  OUT  TO  COLIN  TEBBUTT

(Colin Tebbutt is the former Personal Protection Officer for HRH Princess Diana) 

 

 

SHOUT OUT TO  COLIN  TRIMMING

 (Colin Trimming is the former Personal Protection Officer for HRH Prince Charles)

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SHOUT OUT TO THE  DUKE AND DUCHESS  OF  CAMBRIDGE:

      The Erma Foundation (NA) would like the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge to attend  (as guests of honor)  the first annual “Erma Foundation Gold Mask Ball”  to be held in Paris France….

     Each year–I, Renee Ashley Baker,  will select a different “corporate sponsor” to sponsor the “Gold Mask Ball”.   In exchange for sponsorship,  the “corporation” will receive  promotional recognition, logo display, and “goody bag” disbursement rights….

         (Maybe  included  in the “goody bag” will be  a piece of jewelry that I, Renee Ashley Baker, will design for a new “fine jewelry” collection that I have named   “Ashley  Lane”)….

       I, Renee Ashley Baker,  will soon be in Europe (in France and in England) to get the Duke and Duchess’  RSVP….

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Einstein Tuesday then Wednesday (COMPLETED)

May 10, 2010

 

Cupid (Friend To Renee)

“Cupid  Cupid”

 by

Renee Ashley Baker

  Copyright 2003 by Renee Ashley Baker

 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED 

 (verse)

In comes Tony, Pete,  Paul  and Kyle 

 In to visit, to talk for a while

  There sits Susie,  she’s in every night 

 Terri, Sarah, they can’t get it right 

 There sits Freddy, his sex on the phone 

Who’s  to judge him,  just leave him alone

(chorus)

 Cupid, Cupid

It’s last call again 

 Even though, love’s gone stupid

We all need a friend 

Cupid, Cupid

 It’s last call again 

 Even though, love’s gone stupid

 We all need a friend

 

 

 

I  FOUND  IT !      SO  VIEW  IT !

VIDEO MY SPACE: Cupid Cupid by Renee Ashley Baker

 (plus…listen to Renee Ashley Baker talking — click link below–then download….)

Cupid Cupid (WHAT HAPPENED TO MY SONG?)

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HEADED  FOR  DIVORCE

  Headlines read  “I rapped him!”

Tiger Woods:  Smart or Dumb? 

(My answer?   Smarty , Dummy,  or Bulgy — Tiger Woods has made $500  million dollars) 

LISTEN TO (Read):   “The Tiger Wife Rap”  by Renee Ashley Baker (click link below)

THE TIGER WIFE RAP by Renee Ashley Baker

(My choice to sing my “Tiger Wife Rap”  is Margaret Cho )

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HEADED  FOR  DIVORCE 2

  Headlines read  “I counted — Er–  I   a-counted — him!”.

Mel Gibson: Smart or Dumb? 

 (My answer is smart because Mel Gibson is worth $1  billion dollars and because “Close is a lingerie store without….”)

plus….HEADED  FOR  DIVORCE 3 

 Headlines read  “I sued him!”.   (Susan Boyle is suing her brother because he won’t leave her alone!)

Susan Boyle: Smart or Dumb?

  (My answer is smart because SHE dreamed a dream….)     

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RENEE  ASHLEY  BAKER’S  FINANCES 

1.  eHarmony: 350 Men (I’m on eharmony to WED  a ‘smooching partner) 

2.  TV Appearance (on ‘High Society”) 

 3.  Desiger (Renee Ashley Baker will design Samantha Thavasa Handbags and Swarovski Crystal “Pandora’s Jewelry Boxes”.

  4.  Spokes Model with Ford Modeling Agency (possible 21 companies including General Motors, AT&T, IBM ). 

5.    Novelist  (“7 COLORS” by Renee Ashley Baker). 

  6.   Motion Picture Producer for 20th Century Fox, Paramount, Disney, The Weinstein Company  (for motion picture productions of “S.O.L.” and “7 COLORS”). 

 7.  New Yorker &  Monocan  (Renee Ashley Baker will reside in New York and in Monaco Monte Carlo)

 RENEE ASHLEY BAKER: Smart or Dumb? 

My answer:  Smart

now…How  Smart  Are  You?  

Take the “Dumb Test” to see how dumb or smart ou may be:  Visit:  www.QuizRocket.com/dumb-test       

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Joan Rivers “Can We Talk –About How They Got To Be Millionaires ?”….

 

Watch Joan Rivers new TV show “How’d You Get So Rich?” 

 (on TV Land–check your local listings for day and time)

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SHOUT  OUT  TO:  Samantha  Thavasa 

         I, Renee Ashley Baker, would love to design a collection of handbags for Samantha Thavasa….

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SHOUT OUT TO CORY VOORHIS

(If you want to “SELL”  your story—you can reach me through Bill Taylor he knows where to write to me). 

SHOUT OUT  2:   TO WARBLING CHRISSY & COPIER JOANNE  (STOP copying!  And stop reading this website.  This website is only for THE TALENTED!)

STOUT OUT 3:  LAWSUIT (click link below) 

http://www.lawweekonline.com/2010/05/denver-oks-65000-in-settlements-for-two-lawsuits/

SHOUT OUT 4:  To Bloggers on the Blogasphere 

(LINK  TO  THIS  BLOG PAGE!)

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Still “NO”

NO to Gwen Stefani

(Gwen Stefani will not get any song written by Renee Ashley Baker) 

2.  No to John Elway

3.  No to John Caldera (I’ll talk to  Mr. Limbaugh, Mr. Geddy and Serius/XM)

4.  No to Kellie  and No to the dark haired Italian one.  I have no reason to talk with either of these two newspeople–I do not need an appointment with either of you.  (2theDeuce Denver)

5.  No to Melanie Griffith

6.  No to George Clooney

7. No to Warner Bros, No to Universal and NO to all others Renee Ashley Baker has peviously said “NO” to.