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Thanksgiving! plus JFK, plus Mel Gibson, plus Black Friday !

November 20, 2010

   

                “Live! (In Progress)” by Renee Ashley Baker

ATTENTION  CHAIRMEN  OF  THE  BOARD:

Harper Collins/William Morrow and Co/Avon, Simon and Schuster, Hyperion, Viking Penguin, Atlantic Grove, St. Martin’s Press, HBG, Hearst Books, Bertelsmann/Random House/Knopf/Crown

                                  TO:  TEN BOOK PUBLISHERS

                                           A   PROPOSAL

                               A   LETTER  OF  AGREEMENT

THAT 1:  Publisher agrees: To publish a first printing of 350,000 books.

THAT 2:  Publisher agrees: Renee Ashley Baker will receive (from the publisher) a CASH ADVANCE of 1 million dollars ($1,000,000).

THAT 3:  Publisher agrees:  Upon Publisher’s RECOUPMENT of said advance (by book sales) Renee Ashley Baker and the publisher would SPLIT all profits 30/70 respectively.

THAT 4:  Publisher agrees: Publisher shall retain EBOOK rights and AUDIO BOOK rights.

THAT 5:  Publisher agrees: Renee Ashley Baker shall retain “all” MOTION PICTURE RIGHTS and “all” TV RIGHTS.

 

                                        HAPPY   THANKSGIVING  !

                                      from  Renee  Ashley  Baker

 

To: My Mother (Mrs Ashley): 

       VIDEO #1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPO3SaXHHBA&feature=related

To:  My Father: 

     VIDEO #2:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btOoDyMzNiM

 To:  My Brother  (James aka Baby Jesse)  :

     VIDEO #3:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__PU5CVSegg

To: Mel Gibson (Brother  2):

     VIDEO  #4:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6q0VcgOfIQA

             

                           for   november

THE FORMER FIRST LADY. . . .

New Book “Dear Mrs. Kennedy” by Jay Mulvaney

Katie Holmes as First Lady Jacqueline Kennedy

and….

“Cirque Jackie”  written by and starring Andrea Reese (below)

plus the holiday. . . .

Thanksgiving Dinner Online?   (Your  Gourmet at Pfaelzer com)

Appetizers Anyone ?

Pate on toast at Petrossian com

Beluga by itself at Petrossian com 

 

and  A Glass Of  Wine . . . .

       the classic

the light. . . .

 

the alcohol free wine. . . .

 
and then theres
The   Bubbly !

"Moet"

 

So—

Take a clutch to the Party. . . .

 

then

don’t forget

BLACK   FRIDAY:  The  $200 HDTV special 

“This deal is out and around”   but, warns  digital Goddess Kim Komando,  “It’s  720p  (not   1080p)”  . . . .

above, 19inch  JVC HDTV (cost: approx  $330)

WRITE ABOUT IT SMYTHSON:

 above, Day Planners by Smythson of Bond Street (LONDON)

and

VIDEO  DAD OR VIDEO  MOM ?

above, virtual video….(Say wha!  It’s here?)

and

Help for Grandma and Grandpa or _____?

above, Heat Trak snow melting mat for your front walk .  It really melts snow!  Sold at all BIG BOX STORES (now go get one). . . .

WANT TO TREAD  SAFELY THIS WINTER?  

Try Co Authority Carbon Monoxide Warning System

NOW

 FOR THE HOLIDAY:   

 At the  Westin Resort in Vail (AAAA)

at the movies

Below scene from:  Warren Miller’s new ski film “Wintervention”

 

So–You Wanna Be A Princess?

      marry a prince. . . .

plus

A Princess who designs jewelry:  Dorothy Hamil Designs Jewelry To Benefit Breast Cancer (exclusively at Helzbergs)

and

A Princess who Still Designs Wraps:

 above, the little black wrap. . . .

Well, 

Laser It  !

The Fraxel Laser beauty treatment by Dr. Patricia Wexler

Dr. Patrica Wexler (Renee Ashley Baker’s New York dermatologist?  I’d  like an appointment  Dr. Wexler. . . .)

and LASTER IT!    Zeltig Laser Fat Freezing aka Coolscupting

this laser really freezes fat !
 
 
and
What’s new with Housewives?

Socialite Sonja Morgan

for Princess Partying:  Why Chanel Cosmetics of course. . . .

For Partying:  Party Food

Dinner Rolls: (Mrs. Ashley’s favorite!)

Party Like Madmen:

 

A  Bunny Princess (In White):

                                               Suri  Cruise

 

vs

 

The Black Swan. . . .

                            Shiloh  Jolie  Pitt

 

and

The eye sees. . . .

Rare Pink (sold by Sothebys for $46 million dollars). . . .

 

 

PRESIDENT  JOHN  F. KENNEDY

PRESIDENT JOHN F. KENNEDY  AS    “J.J.”

VISIT:  www.JFKRFKASHLEY.Blogspot.com

 

Renee Ashley Baker  as The Mermaid

Visit Renee’s  Tripod: (click link) http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com/id10.html

 

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Memorial Day: At Home, Away and Baby Makes Three (What About GA GA You Say?….view below)

May 24, 2010

 

Presenting:   My Poker Face (below)….

 

Memorial Day on MySpace 

 Listen To Renee Ashley Baker’s New Song

 

                                                                     

Thank You Father”   from Renee Ashley Baker      

        

                                                                  plus    

    And,  Fergie the former Duchess of  York  said:  “Missouri ?”

                  When  Prince Andrew said: “Clarksville” 

  

   A GA GA MEMORIAL DAY?        YEP, I LIKE HER TOO

     VIEW: (click link below) for….

              A  BAD  ROMANCE

                 

  

           MY POKER FACE ?       

                                         

                                          Memorial Day In America

  

                                             Things To Do (At Home) 

 

Grillin !                 

Napoleon Gemini Gourmet Grill

 

Or:

Want  A   Portable  Fireplace?

 Try  The  “Conmoto Travel Fireplace”    ( Buy at:  ameico com  Cost: $3,000)

Like To “Do It Yourself?”   Try….

Lowes Build Your Own Backyard Firepit

  

 For Spectacular Eats On Memorial Day Try….   
  
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Lobster, Steaks and Crab Cakes from Lobstergram com

 

 

 Places To Go On Memorial Day: 

               In  D.C.:

http://www.202area.com/memorialday/

           In  New York:

 http://manhattan.about.com/od/summerinnewyorkcity/a/memorialdaynyc.htm

                 And

    For Next Month?     FATHER’S  DAY!

   (below are some gift ideas for dad)

above, Rolex (of course)

Patek Philippe Chronograph

and Patek Philipe
 
the Breitling Colt
 
 

Louis Vuitton Tambour Chronograph

 
                                                                  and  Louis
 
 
 OR….If Dad Reads?
     (a bestseller on Amazon) 
      
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

George Washington's Sacred Fire by Peter A Lillback

 

 and….

 (an autographed copy of Michael Medved’s new book buy at Michael Medved com)  

Like  To Phone?  There’s always AT & T (Samsung Blackjack)

 
 
 
  
 
 Got A  24 kt  Gold  Dad?

Why  not  a  24kt  Gold  and  Diamond  Ipad….Cost:  $190,000  by Stuart Hughes  (London England)

 
Below some things for “new” Mommies….

TAGA convertible stroller/bike (on tour in Cologne Germany)

        (above, The TAGA convertible stroller.  Cost:  $1500)

 

Clothing For Baby? 

Snopea Sprouts

   

 Toys  For  Baby…. 
  
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Oompa Toys

 

  and

 some things for laughs (and love):   

               VIDEO 1  : (click link below)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qR3rK0kZFkg

              VIDEO 2:  (click link below)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0vMoNfSCwc

 

and Parents….

 for Home Safety and Security:  LOCK!

(The Kwikset Biometric Fingerprint Lock at Brick House Security …. Click link below to view video)

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42s69ZmmsEg&feature=related

and

 for my SPONSORS:

(To any and all COMPANIES interested in sponsoring this blog please email Renee Ashley Baker at  rbstudios@yahoo.com)

Recipes–Wednesday–(From The New York Times) 

1.  CRAB AND ARTICHOKE CANAPES

1/2 cup Russian dressing 

 1/4 teaspoon dry mustard 

1 six-ounce can crabmeat, pick over well 

 1 ten-ounce can artichoke bottoms, drained

2 tablespoons chopped parsley

  Lemon wedges 

 1.  Combine the Russian dressing and mustard and fold in the crabmeat, mixing lightly but thoroughly. 

 2.  Pile the mixture on the artichoke bottoms.  Just before serving, brown the canapes in a preheated broiler and sprinkle with chopped parsley.  Garnish with lemon wedges and serve immediately. 

 Yield:  8 to 12 canapes

 

2.   CANAPES  A LA SIMON  

  1.  Cut small rounds of thinkly sliced bread with a biscuit cutter and toast in broiler. 

2.  In a skillet, cook six or seven slices bacon until soft, chop and mix with one cup Major Grey’s chutney. 

3.  Spread the mixture ont he toast rounds and broil in a preheated broiler about five inches from the source of heat until a slight crust is formed on top and the canapes are heated through.

Yield:  About 2 dozen canapes

 

 3.  SHERRIED  SHRIMP

24 medium shrimp, shelled and deveined

1/4 cup soy sauce

1/4 cup sherry

1/4 cup salad oil

1 teaspoon powdered giner, or 1 tablespoon fresh ginger root, ground

1 clove garlic, finely chopped

1.  Marinate the raw shrimp in the remaining ingredients one hour or less. 

2.  Place the shrimp with a little of the marinade in a skillet and cook three or four minutes, until the shrimp are done.  If possible, use an electric skillet. 

Yield:  4 servings

 4.  RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S TIPS FOR SERVING COLD DRINKS:

          a.  Freeze ice cubes containing:  Olives, cocktail onions and twists of lemon. 

          b.   When mixing drinks just pop one of these ice cubes into the glass

 SHOUT OUT TO:   All Renee Ashley Baker’s Men on eHarmony

                          “Love to my men”   from Renee Ashley Baker

 

                                 

SHOUT OUT TO:  My Friends at “Selective Search” Matchmaking Service (on Park Avenue in New York)

 

                                   HAPPY  MEMORIAL DAY TO MY READERS!

 p.s.  Also For Memorial Day 

 (scroll down)

 

Celebrity Photographers (plus My Funny Valentine Photo Contest)

January 19, 2010

“MY FUNNY VALENTINE” PHOTOGRAPHY CONTEST

(For Contest Rules Click Words “Photo Contest Rules” Below)

PHOTO CONTEST RULES

PLUS….CELEBRITY PHOTOGAPHERS

Below is photogapher Annie Liebovitz….Can you name the other celebrity photographers below ?

Photo of Actor Jack Nicholson by Who?

The Two Photographers Below Are Attached To What Rock Star Legend? (Hint Given)

Plus….

The Most Photographed Gossipers?

(Renee Ashley Baker’s favorite TV Show “The Gossip Girls”)

Plus….

Next Year’s Golden Globe Winner?

Agent Renee Walker on “24”

Plus….

The Worlds Most Photographed Child?

Little Suri Cruise

Plus

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S VALENTINES

NOW ENTER THE “MY FUNNY VALENTINE” PHOTOGAPHY CONTEST (see rules above)

New Years Resolutions From Renee Ashley Baker

January 2, 2010

THE “OCTO-MEL”….

SHOUTOUT TO MEL GIBSON: “Happy Birthday Mel!”

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS (FOR 2010)

1. A WEDDING: I, Renee Ashley Baker, plan to “get married” during the year 2010 to a handsome blue-eyed man (I have 150 men that I have been “love matched” with on eHarmony).

2. AN EXERCISE ROUTINE: I, Renee Ashley Baker, plan to “stick to” my exercise routine in the year 2010 of Nordic Trac ski machine, ballet bar and Jonathan Urla pilates.

3. A MODEL LIFE: I, Renee Ashley Baker, plan to “sign a contract with” Ford Modeling Agency (in New York City).

4. AN OPERA: I, Renee Ashley Baker, plan to “attend the opera” in the year 2010 (I have never liked R & B)

5. A RESEARCH PROJECT: I, Renee Ashley Baker, plan to “self fund” my “autism research project” in November of 2010. My charity will be called, “Special Olympics 2” and I will headquarter my charity in Monaco Monte Carlo (I, Renee Ashley Baker, want to clarify that I am NOT with grandmothers, meaning that I do NOT have any grandchildren because I DO NOT HAVE ANY CHILDREN (besides–I’m not old enough to be a grandmother !) However I will have my charity “Special Olympics 2” to raise and dote over in the year 2011…)

plus….

FOUR SHOUTOUTS TO:

SURI!

Suri Cruise in Red Dress

“A BODACIOUS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR TO SURI CRUISE” FROM RENEE ASHLEY BAKER

and to:

THE SIMPSONS….

The Simpons

“HAPPY 20TH ANNIVERSARY TO THE SIMPSONS” FROM RENEE ASHLEY BAKER

and to:

ZAVELLA: I, Renee Ashley Baker, will have Zavella put my face on a T-Shirt. Zavella is located in Cherry Creek Shopping Center and sells
T-shirts made of organically grown cotton. (Entrepreneur Zavella began by selling her T-shirts in Farmer’s Markets.)

and to:

WEDDING SINGERS

A WEDDING IN 2010 FOR RENEE ASHLEY BAKER ?

(Renee Ashley Baker has 155 Men on eHarmony To “Date”….25 of them live in Colorado….HI, GUYS, I’LL BE SEEING YA !)

plus…

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be living in Highlands Ranch (Denver) during the year 2010..CLICK WORDS SHEA HOMES HIGHLANDS RANCH DENVER below to see beautiful Highlands Ranch homes (which sell for $500,000 – $1,000,000 )

Shea Homes Highlands Ranch Denver

plus….

ABOUT RENEE ASHLEY BAKER

After moving to Highlands Ranch (in Denver) Renee Ashley Baker will be signing a contract with Ford Modeling Agency to be a SpokesModel for 21 Companies–for $21 million dollars. (Companies that include Chanel cosmetics–“Renee Perfume by Chanel”, Jimmy Choo, AT&T, IBM Computers, Rolex, General Motors and Swarovski for a line of jewelry boxes designed by Renee Ashley Baker to be called, “Pandora’s Box”).

Fashionable Wednesday: “12 Days of Christmas”

December 10, 2008

suri-by-chellem01-on-flickr

Stores:

Guess

Burberry

Gap

Benetton

Espirit

Ugg

J Crew

Marie Chantal

Lilly Pulitzer

Estella

Ralph Lauren Children’s Wear

Papo d’Anjo

Babycz

Bergdorf Goodman

Barney’s

Neiman Marcus

plus….

VIDEO:  “CHRISTMAS TIME IS HERE”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRm5qofw5vs