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#Christmas 2013: Happy Hanukkah! and a Happy New Year! (from Renee Ashley Baker)

December 18, 2013

White Christmas Tree 2

Sterling Silver Hanukkah Candleabra

(Mummy’s White Christmas Tree and Renee’s Sterling Silver Menorah)

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click on photo of Renee Ashley Baker’s Mother (Erma/Irma) above to visit The Erma Foundation

“WINDOWS”
by
Renee Ashley Baker

As I’ve stated previously my Mother (Erma/Irma) had me –gave birth to me–at the rich Jewish hospital in St. Louis Missouri; that is, Barnes Jewish Hospital). My Mother Erma/Irma (aka Mommy) raised me in her mini-mansion, paid for my ballet lessons, kept steak on the stove, and became rich (with a $250,000 credit line in her bank account). But, have I talked about how every Christmas (in St. Louis) my Mother (Erma/Irma) would take me downtown to “delight” in the department store window dressings (Santa, Frosty, Rudolph) which were all featured prominently in windows at Mommy’s favorite stores (namely Stix, Baer, Fuller and Famous & Barr). The “traditon” of viewing window displays at Christmas was big in St. Louis and St. Louis people filled the “winter” streets at night starting at Thanksgiving and on through Christmas Eve. Of course, the “big show” was always the “winter wonderland” put on every year at Famous & Barr where Santa sat taking “middle class/bourgeoisie” children on his lap while pretending to write down their “wishes” on his SANTA LIST…..

Tiffany & Co Tanzanite and Diamond Handbag

My Mother, Erma/Irma, above is wearing a “real diamond pendant” and she loved wearing her “diamond broochs”; (Above, is, Tiffany & Co’s Diamond and Tanzite Handbag Brooch)

Gold Christmas Tree

HOLIDAY ENTERTAINMENT ?

ON THE BANG & OLUFSEN STEREO…

Barbra Streisand “The Classic Christmas Album”

Barbra Streisand The Classic Christmas Album

Neil Diamond “The Classic Christmas Album”

Neil-Diamond-Classic-Christmas-Album-2013

Josh Groban “NOEL”

Josh Groban NOEL

AT HOME (AMAZON INSTANT VIDEO PERHAPS ?)

“Santa Claus Conquers The Martians” starring SANTA (aka Father Noel aka St. Nick) and Pia Z (Zadora)

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young Pia Zadora in Santa Claus Conquers the Martians

GOING OUT…?

Dance (The Spectacular)

The Great Moscow Ballet’s “Nutcracker Suite !”

Moscow Ballet Great Russian Nutcracker 2013

Ice Skating (The Dazzle)

Disney On Ice Rockin Ever After

Disney On Ice Rockin Ever After

Movies (The History)

Saving Mr Banks starring Tom Hanks and Emma Thompson

“Saving Mr. Banks”

(starring Tom Hanks and Emma Thompson)

Mary Poppins

AND….

The Book Thief

“The Book Thief”

NOW

FOR THE GOOD-BYES

“Good-Bye From Renee Ashley Baker”

President Nelson Mandela

President Nelson Mandela

Astronaut Scott Carpenter

Scott Carpenter

Military Thriller Writer Tom Clancy

Tom Clancy

Pierce Brosnan’s daughter Charlotte

Pierce Brosnan with Daughter

MUCH CONTINUED LOVE TO Pierce Brosnan (aka JAMES) from Renee Ashley Baker

Pierce Brosnan as James

sANTA clip art

THREE WISHES FROM RENEE ASHLEY BAKER

(TO SANTA)

handsome man by shutterstock

WISH #1: A MAN (A HUSBAND !)
I, Renee Ashley Baker, want matchmaker Janis Spindel to “find me a MAN!” (aKa LOVER AND FRIEND)….My MAN has to be Caucasian/Jewish, 60 years of age, and a Millionaire or Billionaire.

Chanel boots

WISH #2: Chanel
I, Renee Ashley Baker, would like to run a “perfume and design company” (Erma French Perfume and Design) which would be 70% owned by The Wertheimers).

dollar sign by can stock photo

WISH #3: Winning my lawsuit
I, Renee Ashley Baker, would like to win my lawsuit for $150 Million (or maybe settle “out of court” for $35 Million to $50 Million Dollars). I’ll use my “out of court settlement” to purchase (to build) my house in East Hampton.

A Great Gift ? How About A Replica 1933 Mickey Mouse Watch (at Bradford Exchange)

Replica of First Mickey Mouse Watch 1933  by Bradford Exchange

re: DISNEY !
I, Renee Ashley Baker, may, possibly, if I am “recovered” sign an “Exclusive 7 Year Contract” with Disney/ABC to: Executive Produce and Judge a “Game Show” (to be broadcast and syndicated by ABC Network; Executive Produce and Star In two motion pictures for Disney (“Sister Act” and “D”); and possibly a “jet set luxury travel tv show” starring Renee Ashley Baker. And…Disney will get the song “Danger” by Renee Ashley Baker. Hopefully, CAA and Martin Erlichman will REP Renee Ashley Baker (No to Warner Bros and No to Universal/MCA and No to ICM)..

NOW….

NOW

NOW

NOW

TO THE FOOD….

Did You Know ?

Golden Raisins

HAVE RAISINS WILL TRAVEL?

Thanks to their portability raisins have provided energy to famous explorers for centuries: For Example, Christopher Columbus on his 1492 journey to the New World; Robert E Perry on his trip to the North Pole in 1909, and the late astronaut Scott Carpenter in 1962.

“Good-Bye” Scott

Scott Carpenter in outer space

Gold Ornament

THE BELUGA !

PETROS~1

(For Caviar Blinnis, Caviar Devil Eggs, and Caviar Omelets)

THE SURF AND TURF (BY PFAELZER)

Pfaelzer Surf and Turf

RENEE’S FAVORITE HAAGEN DAZ “PISTACHIO” !

Haagen Daz Pistachio Ice Cream

BRENT’S CHARDONNAY PEANUT BRITTLE

Brent Chardonnay Wine Peanut Brittle

MATZOS !

Matzo

MILLE CREPES ! BY LADY M CONFECTIONS

ladym_mille crepes

GIVE A “FOODIE” TYPE GIFT…MAYBE CREME BRULEE ?

creme brulee

THE DRINKS? LET’S START WITH RENEE’S FAVORITE

IT’S CHAMPAGNE !

Moet Champagne

WINE IN MIND? TRY ROTHSCHILD…

Chateau_Lafite-Rothschild

NEED “ALCOHOL FREE WINE” ?

Ariel Wine

A GIFT OF LUCK….AND CREAM ?

Baileys Irish Cream Gift Set

OR MAYBE GIVE A GENIE IN A BOTTLE (ER…. A TEA POT ?)

Mariage Freres Aladin Tea Pot and Tea…

Mariage Freres Happy Aladin teapot

Mariage Freres tea

Albert Einstein

NOW MERRY CHRISTMAS, HAPPY HANUKKAH, AND HAPPY NEW YEAR

TO RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S FAMILIES & FRIENDS

U.S. Senator Julian Bond & Family

Senator Julian Bond and Family

I, Renee Ashley Baker, did mention that Julian Bond was a “family friend” (Julian Bond’s first cousin was a friend of my brother James)

Actress/Singer Tina Turner & Family

Tina Turner and new hubby Erwin

I, Renee Ashley Baker, did mention that Tina Turner was with my Mother (Erma/Irma Ashley) and my Father (Mr. Ashley) when they brought me home from Barnes Hospital in St. Louis Missouri….I, Renee Ashley Baker, was all of “one day old”….

Princess Lee Radziwill & Family

(“Happy Holidays Princess Lee!”)

Princess Lee Radziwill

Princess Lee Radziwill New York

Caroline Kennedy & Family

Caroline Kennedy and Family

HRH William, HRH Kate & Family (aka HRH Baby Louie)

HRH Baby Louie

HRH William and HRH Kate and Baby Louie

Katie Holmes & Family (aka Suri aka Rose)

Kate and Family

Cate Blanchett (& ACTING !)….

Cate Blanchett

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO RENEE’S MEDIA

(INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO….)

Aileen Mehle (aka SUZY)

Aileen Mehle

Patrick McMullen (Society Columnist)

Patrick McMullan society photographer

plus

Anna Wintour(Vogue Magazine)
Glenda Bailey(Harper’s Bazaar Magazine)
Margaret Russell(Architectural Digest Magazine)
Jay Fielden(Town & Country)
Graydon Carter(Vanity Fair Magazine)
Edward Nardoza (WWD)
Mort Zuckerman(U.S. News and World Report Magazine)
Michael Bloomberg(Bloomberg News Magazine)
The New York Times
The Washington Post

plus
Renee Ashley Baker’s New York Photographer
Namely Steven Meisel
(Maybe Steven Meisel will photograph a coffee table book for “The Erma Foundation”….)

Steven Meisel

White Tiger and Yellow Tiger

THIS CHRISTMAS WHY NOT SAVE THE TIGER?

Currently fewer than 4000 Tigers remain in the wild. CEO Sylvie Chantecaille created the Bengal Palette, a special-edition compact where 5% of the proceeds go toward “saving the tiger” from extinction. Below “Eye of the White Tiger” compact. Sold at Nordstrom.

Eye of The Tiger Compact by Chantecaille

5 Golden Rings

NOW

“FIVE GOLDEN RINGS” (ABOVE) AND FIVE GOLDEN GIFTS FROM THE NEIMAN MARCUS HOLIDAY CATALOG 2013″

$2995 ULTIMATE WHITE

(Cashmere and Fox Fur )

Cashmere Fox Fur Trim Shawl Cape at Neiman Marcus

$11,000 ULTIMATE SPINNING

(The Soul Cycle)

SoulCycle by Ciclotte

$344,500 ULTIMATE DRIVING
(The Aston Martin Vanquish Volante)
THE CAR FOR JAMES!

Aston-Martin-Vanquish-Volante-2014

$1.5 Million ULTIMATE VIEWING
(POP UP TV…IT COMES RIGHT OUT OF THE GROUND)

Ultimate TV

$1.85 ULTIMATE DIAMOND
(RENEE’S Diamonds “Are” Forever….Purchaser gets a 25 carat diamond to “cut and polish” then its on to London where purchaser will visit the Crown Jewels inside the Tower of London)

Ultimate Diamond

Diamonds Are Forever by Ian Fleming 1956

“Diamonds Are Forever” (1956 ?)

AND….I SHALL NOT FORGET…..

Mark Zuckerberg & Family (aka Priscilla)

Mark Zuckerberg and new bride Priscilla

Tom Cruise & Family (aka Connor)

Tom Cruise and Son Connor

Mel Gibson & Family (aka Lucia)

Mel and daughter Lucia

AND….

Kate Hudson & Family

(with Bellamy and Bingham in Black)

Kate-Hudson and Baby Bellamy and Bing  in Black

Santa Sleigh and Reindeer

“MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD KNIGHT !”

“On Rudolph”

Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer

“On Blixen”

Santa Reinder Blixen

“On Prancer”

Santa Reindeer Prancer

“On Dancer”

Santa Reindeer Dancer

AND…

“MERRY CHRISTMAS HONEY”

Alana Thompson aka Honey Boo Boo

(“SHE’S SUCH A DOLL!”)

NOW READ WHY RENEE ASHLEY BAKER SAYS “NO”:

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READ AT: http://www.JFKRFKASHLEY.BLOGSPOT.COM

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Thanksgiving! plus JFK, plus Mel Gibson, plus Black Friday !

November 20, 2010

   

                “Live! (In Progress)” by Renee Ashley Baker

ATTENTION  CHAIRMEN  OF  THE  BOARD:

Harper Collins/William Morrow and Co/Avon, Simon and Schuster, Hyperion, Viking Penguin, Atlantic Grove, St. Martin’s Press, HBG, Hearst Books, Bertelsmann/Random House/Knopf/Crown

                                  TO:  TEN BOOK PUBLISHERS

                                           A   PROPOSAL

                               A   LETTER  OF  AGREEMENT

THAT 1:  Publisher agrees: To publish a first printing of 350,000 books.

THAT 2:  Publisher agrees: Renee Ashley Baker will receive (from the publisher) a CASH ADVANCE of 1 million dollars ($1,000,000).

THAT 3:  Publisher agrees:  Upon Publisher’s RECOUPMENT of said advance (by book sales) Renee Ashley Baker and the publisher would SPLIT all profits 30/70 respectively.

THAT 4:  Publisher agrees: Publisher shall retain EBOOK rights and AUDIO BOOK rights.

THAT 5:  Publisher agrees: Renee Ashley Baker shall retain “all” MOTION PICTURE RIGHTS and “all” TV RIGHTS.

 

                                        HAPPY   THANKSGIVING  !

                                      from  Renee  Ashley  Baker

 

To: My Mother (Mrs Ashley): 

       VIDEO #1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPO3SaXHHBA&feature=related

To:  My Father: 

     VIDEO #2:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btOoDyMzNiM

 To:  My Brother  (James aka Baby Jesse)  :

     VIDEO #3:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__PU5CVSegg

To: Mel Gibson (Brother  2):

     VIDEO  #4:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6q0VcgOfIQA

             

                           for   november

THE FORMER FIRST LADY. . . .

New Book “Dear Mrs. Kennedy” by Jay Mulvaney

Katie Holmes as First Lady Jacqueline Kennedy

and….

“Cirque Jackie”  written by and starring Andrea Reese (below)

plus the holiday. . . .

Thanksgiving Dinner Online?   (Your  Gourmet at Pfaelzer com)

Appetizers Anyone ?

Pate on toast at Petrossian com

Beluga by itself at Petrossian com 

 

and  A Glass Of  Wine . . . .

       the classic

the light. . . .

 

the alcohol free wine. . . .

 
and then theres
The   Bubbly !

"Moet"

 

So—

Take a clutch to the Party. . . .

 

then

don’t forget

BLACK   FRIDAY:  The  $200 HDTV special 

“This deal is out and around”   but, warns  digital Goddess Kim Komando,  “It’s  720p  (not   1080p)”  . . . .

above, 19inch  JVC HDTV (cost: approx  $330)

WRITE ABOUT IT SMYTHSON:

 above, Day Planners by Smythson of Bond Street (LONDON)

and

VIDEO  DAD OR VIDEO  MOM ?

above, virtual video….(Say wha!  It’s here?)

and

Help for Grandma and Grandpa or _____?

above, Heat Trak snow melting mat for your front walk .  It really melts snow!  Sold at all BIG BOX STORES (now go get one). . . .

WANT TO TREAD  SAFELY THIS WINTER?  

Try Co Authority Carbon Monoxide Warning System

NOW

 FOR THE HOLIDAY:   

 At the  Westin Resort in Vail (AAAA)

at the movies

Below scene from:  Warren Miller’s new ski film “Wintervention”

 

So–You Wanna Be A Princess?

      marry a prince. . . .

plus

A Princess who designs jewelry:  Dorothy Hamil Designs Jewelry To Benefit Breast Cancer (exclusively at Helzbergs)

and

A Princess who Still Designs Wraps:

 above, the little black wrap. . . .

Well, 

Laser It  !

The Fraxel Laser beauty treatment by Dr. Patricia Wexler

Dr. Patrica Wexler (Renee Ashley Baker’s New York dermatologist?  I’d  like an appointment  Dr. Wexler. . . .)

and LASTER IT!    Zeltig Laser Fat Freezing aka Coolscupting

this laser really freezes fat !
 
 
and
What’s new with Housewives?

Socialite Sonja Morgan

for Princess Partying:  Why Chanel Cosmetics of course. . . .

For Partying:  Party Food

Dinner Rolls: (Mrs. Ashley’s favorite!)

Party Like Madmen:

 

A  Bunny Princess (In White):

                                               Suri  Cruise

 

vs

 

The Black Swan. . . .

                            Shiloh  Jolie  Pitt

 

and

The eye sees. . . .

Rare Pink (sold by Sothebys for $46 million dollars). . . .

 

 

PRESIDENT  JOHN  F. KENNEDY

PRESIDENT JOHN F. KENNEDY  AS    “J.J.”

VISIT:  www.JFKRFKASHLEY.Blogspot.com

 

Renee Ashley Baker  as The Mermaid

Visit Renee’s  Tripod: (click link) http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com/id10.html

 

Celebrity Photographers (plus My Funny Valentine Photo Contest)

January 19, 2010

“MY FUNNY VALENTINE” PHOTOGRAPHY CONTEST

(For Contest Rules Click Words “Photo Contest Rules” Below)

PHOTO CONTEST RULES

PLUS….CELEBRITY PHOTOGAPHERS

Below is photogapher Annie Liebovitz….Can you name the other celebrity photographers below ?

Photo of Actor Jack Nicholson by Who?

The Two Photographers Below Are Attached To What Rock Star Legend? (Hint Given)

Plus….

The Most Photographed Gossipers?

(Renee Ashley Baker’s favorite TV Show “The Gossip Girls”)

Plus….

Next Year’s Golden Globe Winner?

Agent Renee Walker on “24”

Plus….

The Worlds Most Photographed Child?

Little Suri Cruise

Plus

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S VALENTINES

NOW ENTER THE “MY FUNNY VALENTINE” PHOTOGAPHY CONTEST (see rules above)

PHOTO CONTEST: COMING SOON….

January 5, 2010

Sharon Stone is Roan’s Valentine….

Tom Cruise is Suri’s and Katie’s Valentine….

Plus

155 Men On eHarmony are Renee Ashley Baker’s Valentine….(Wink!)

Plus

PHOTO CONTEST

Announcing Renee Ashley Baker’s First Annual Valentine’s Day Photo Contest

THE PRIZE?

A Photo Poster Provided by Poster Brain !

For More Information About Poster Brain CLICK WORDS POSTER BRAIN BELOW….

Poster Brain

New Years Resolutions From Renee Ashley Baker

January 2, 2010

THE “OCTO-MEL”….

SHOUTOUT TO MEL GIBSON: “Happy Birthday Mel!”

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS (FOR 2010)

1. A WEDDING: I, Renee Ashley Baker, plan to “get married” during the year 2010 to a handsome blue-eyed man (I have 150 men that I have been “love matched” with on eHarmony).

2. AN EXERCISE ROUTINE: I, Renee Ashley Baker, plan to “stick to” my exercise routine in the year 2010 of Nordic Trac ski machine, ballet bar and Jonathan Urla pilates.

3. A MODEL LIFE: I, Renee Ashley Baker, plan to “sign a contract with” Ford Modeling Agency (in New York City).

4. AN OPERA: I, Renee Ashley Baker, plan to “attend the opera” in the year 2010 (I have never liked R & B)

5. A RESEARCH PROJECT: I, Renee Ashley Baker, plan to “self fund” my “autism research project” in November of 2010. My charity will be called, “Special Olympics 2” and I will headquarter my charity in Monaco Monte Carlo (I, Renee Ashley Baker, want to clarify that I am NOT with grandmothers, meaning that I do NOT have any grandchildren because I DO NOT HAVE ANY CHILDREN (besides–I’m not old enough to be a grandmother !) However I will have my charity “Special Olympics 2” to raise and dote over in the year 2011…)

plus….

FOUR SHOUTOUTS TO:

SURI!

Suri Cruise in Red Dress

“A BODACIOUS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR TO SURI CRUISE” FROM RENEE ASHLEY BAKER

and to:

THE SIMPSONS….

The Simpons

“HAPPY 20TH ANNIVERSARY TO THE SIMPSONS” FROM RENEE ASHLEY BAKER

and to:

ZAVELLA: I, Renee Ashley Baker, will have Zavella put my face on a T-Shirt. Zavella is located in Cherry Creek Shopping Center and sells
T-shirts made of organically grown cotton. (Entrepreneur Zavella began by selling her T-shirts in Farmer’s Markets.)

and to:

WEDDING SINGERS

A WEDDING IN 2010 FOR RENEE ASHLEY BAKER ?

(Renee Ashley Baker has 155 Men on eHarmony To “Date”….25 of them live in Colorado….HI, GUYS, I’LL BE SEEING YA !)

plus…

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be living in Highlands Ranch (Denver) during the year 2010..CLICK WORDS SHEA HOMES HIGHLANDS RANCH DENVER below to see beautiful Highlands Ranch homes (which sell for $500,000 – $1,000,000 )

Shea Homes Highlands Ranch Denver

plus….

ABOUT RENEE ASHLEY BAKER

After moving to Highlands Ranch (in Denver) Renee Ashley Baker will be signing a contract with Ford Modeling Agency to be a SpokesModel for 21 Companies–for $21 million dollars. (Companies that include Chanel cosmetics–“Renee Perfume by Chanel”, Jimmy Choo, AT&T, IBM Computers, Rolex, General Motors and Swarovski for a line of jewelry boxes designed by Renee Ashley Baker to be called, “Pandora’s Box”).