Posts Tagged ‘Steven Spielberg’

Renee Ashley Baker’s Pay? NO TO TELEVISION (Yes To Chanel, Tiffany & Co, XM/Sirius, Fashion and Beauty Industry)

June 11, 2012

The MEN Who Own XM/Sirius (a radio show in Paris France)

Handbags by Tiffany & Co (and by Renee Ashley Baker ?)

and

The MEN Who Own Tiffany & Co

Renee Ashley Baker’s Fall/Winter Chanel…2012….(New York/Paris France)

and

The MEN WHO OWN CHANEL

and

The MEN WHO…..

Stealth Man O War…..(1000 + 1 ?)

AND AND AND

THE MEN who are with Janis Spindel
YES: To my dates with my “Janis Spindel Men” (He must be Caucasian/Jewish, He must be 50-70 years of age, He must be millionaire/billionaire, AND our first date? At Mr. CHOW’S in New York City (FOR PEKING DUCK)….

and, and , and

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RE: The “dumb creeps”: The Dumb Creeps attending the “dumb creeps seminar” in the Perrin Room at the Englewood Public Library….I say to you, “Mind your own “dumb business…I am not, not with any families…..

RE: My Apartment:
Oprah Winfrey will not, NOT be “paying for” any of my apartments, neither will Glenn, neither will Warner Bros and neither will Universal….and No to Catherine Zeta Jones….No to Steven Spielberg and No to Ridley Scott ….No to California

and NO TO THE MUSIC INDUSTRY (NO TO MADONNA)

and NO TO TELEVISION ….(no movies –and certainly NO television)

NO TO FOOTBALL…(NO ATHLETES)….

(Like I said above, I’ll be residing in Paris France working for Chanel….)

I HAVE A LAWSUIT TO SETTLE FIRST ….

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NEW PHOTOS ADDED BELOW–Christmas 2011 with Renee and her Relatives and Friends (plus Shopping,Partying,Going,Doing,Viewing, plus Cate Blanchett, and Queen Elizabeth II)

December 20, 2011

 

                                             

Merry Christmas

and

Happy Chanukah….

 

 

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                                  ALL  PHOTOGRAPHS  BELOW

                                                  (except  two)

                         were taken by Renee Ashley Baker

             (All photos taken with a Sony Cybershot Camera)

                      

  St. Louis  chasing a Tiger….

         So–I, Renee Ashley Baker–got busy before the “big game” and began taking pictures of my “relative’s house”.  Pictures of her fireplace with the TV on (I got a great shot of a Bengal in action don’t you think?)  Pictures of her telephone–which you can only buy in Europe, and pictures of her high tech refrigerator which you can only get if you have money). 

BELOW:  Miguel (The Grammy Award Nominated Composer/Engineer)  Getting  Water 

       

Big Close Up of The Frige….BELOW

Anyway—this is a “football household”. So–during my annual Christmas holiday visits I have to sit through the “Denver Broncos” game or I DON’T EAT (LOL).  I stuck, on the candleabra an unopened pair of Denver Broncos souvenir earrings.  (As in The Broncos are THE  LIGHT….)  My “Relative” is cooking “pheasant” that was ordered from a “gourmet food catalog”.

(above photo of Renee Ashley Baker)

“Merry Christmas and Happy  Channukah Everybody !  

                             Now Scroll Down !”

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Renee’s Favorite Quotes: 

                    “I believe that in the heart of each human being there is something which I can only describe as a “child of darkness”  who is equal and complimentary to the more obvious “child of light”  –Laurens van der Post

 “You don’t need to wait a minute to improve the world today”—Anne Frank 

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AND….

Gift Suggestion From The Queen:

The Bentley (of course):

 

  ” The Bentley Continental 2012 has an Ipad work station and a 6 3/4 twin turbo v-8 engine” says Wolfie  (er –I mean–Wolfgang Durheimer , CEO,  Bentley Corporation).

Merry Christmas to HRH Prince Charles, HRH Prince William, HRH Princess Kate, and HRH Prince Harry, HRH Prince Philip and HRH Queen Elizabeeth II

 

GO TO THE ART MUSEUM:

View Yousuf Karsh in Sepia and in Gray….

 

 

 

GO  TO  THE  MOVIES:

Renee’s Favorites This Christmas  ARE ….

Mr.  Hunt’s  Mission ?         I   MAXED

 

  

 

 

 

 

 

             

 

 

 

 

 

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OR

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WATCH/STREAM A MOVIE/VIDEO:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A Renee Christmas Comedy Favorite?    “Trapped In Paradise” starring Nick Cage….

 

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       LISTEN  TO  A  CD

 

 

Buy CD by cellist Nina Kotova .  She’s fabulous and  plays her “Sketches from the Catwalk” (Nina is also a super model….)

 

 

 

 

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GOING OUT?  (HOLIDAY PARTYING AND ALL?)

 

 

What’s New In Cosmetics ?

Visit these websites:

Chanel Cosmetics and Make Up Online: http://www.chanel.com/en_US/fragrance-beauty/Makeup-88484

Cosmetics Cop:  http://www.cosmeticscop.com/

High Def Make Up Tips: http://makeupforlife.net/2009/03/the-truth-about-high-def-makeup.html

Please check the “high def camera” website.  Last year a “high def camera” nearly “destroyed” my internet visual existence….WHEW

AND

 

WHAT ‘S NEW IN HAIR (THE FAKE KIND?)

Visit

Renee Ashley Baker’s favorite:  Joseph Fleischer

                                     

Joseph Fleischer Wigs :  http://josephfleischer.com/

AND

SOON  IT   WILL  BE   CHRISTMAS  DAY !

Got shopping left to do?

See HRH Princess Kate (featured on the shopping  website

” She Finds”….)

Renee Ashley Baker’s Favorite Online/Internet  Shopping Sites:

BARNEY’S NEW YORK:   http://www.barneys.com/

NORDSTROM:  http://shop.nordstrom.com/

RED ENVELOPE:  http://www.redenvelope.com/

BLUE FLY: http://www.bluefly.com/

SHE  FINDS:  http://www.shefinds.com/

When you’re done shopping will you look as fabulous as this?

(above, the fabulous Cate Blanchett, in Christmas red)

 

and

 

speaking of   Locks  (goldi–locks?)

 

 

 

NO —NOT  THESE  LOCK S

 

 

 

 

these  locks

WHAT?  Is your password? 

Don’t let it be “Christmas” (or  “123456” or “fill in the blank”).  Use Renee’s favorite password protectors to protect your internet passwords.   TRY:

  Lastpass com;

Keepass com;

 Passwordsafe com;

AND

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(above, Oprah Winfrey in Christmas red)

Dear Oprah:  My “Relative” (the former debutant and sorority sister of the Obama book author) would be a great addition to Oprah’s “O Magazine”.  I’d like to see her (my “Relative”) do a monthly column about her “experiences” at the Country Clubs (the golf circuit she “participates” in).  She  (my “Relative” )  is a “Lexus” girl you know?  Can you hear me “O” ?

and…

YES,  STEVE   I  PHONE

 

 

 

 

 

 

AND….

Even though I’m NOT going to let Denver “have/own/run  a movie studio with “disrespect and force” I’m still going to say “Merry Christmas” to my Friends….

 

 

 

 

 

  

 

 

 

 

 

            

  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

                                               (above, the fabulous Sharon Stone….)

  

 

           

(above, radio host/publisher  Glen Beck and family)

(above, Sandra Bullock with son Louis)

 (above Mel Gibson and daughter Lucia)

    

(above, Princess Stephanie, Princess Caroline and Prince Albert)

 

PORTRAIT:  BARBRA   AND   JAMES

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

AND…..

So….

        Now…..

                         FOR  RENEE  ASHLEY  BAKER  

             

                    (above, Alain & Gerard Wertheimer of Chanel)   

                              Erma French Perfume and Design….

             I, Renee Ashley Baker, am happy to  launch my company Erma French Perfume and Design which will headquarter in Paris France and which, hopefully, HOPEFULLY will be purchased by Chanel Corporation.  The subsidiaries?  They will be–Renee Perfume #9,  Ashley Lane Jewelers, and Erma’s Beautiful Day Bed.  (The “Irmigard” handbag will be a $3,000 crocodile handbag for Tiffany & Co ?).

 

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TO  LISTEN TO RENEE’S  SONGS  SCROLL  DOWN….

 

Potpourri: Labor Day, Hurricane Preparedness, Cosmopolitan Ice, A National Lottery (Plus TLC and Spike TV)

September 2, 2011

 

 

Renee Ashley Baker will be “moving to France” to work in the Fashion and Beauty Industry (with Tiffany & Co and Chanel Corp) .

 

 

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No to Russell Crowe, No to Steven Spielberg,

 NO to all those I’ve previously said “NO” to.

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HAPPY  BIRTHDAY  TO  ME !

TO  TLC  AND  SPIKE  TV:

CABLE TV RIGHTS TO RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S CHRISTMAS/NEW YEARS/BIRTHDAY  “TV  SHOW”.

Asking Price:  $1.5  MILLION   (minimum)….

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READY PREPAREDNESS

Recent tragic events like storms (Irene), hurricanes (Joplin) and the big one (Katrina) strike hard.   PREPARE NOW!

http://www.herringtoncatalog.com/w453.html

 

 http://www.readybox.com/

 

http://www.redcrossstore.org/

 

kelty emergency lamp….

http://www.kelty.com/p-391-lumapivot.aspx

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P L U S

LABOR DAY PREPAREDNESS (GIANT ICE CUBES !)

The Tovolo King Cube Tray creates half a dozen drink-enhancing ice cubes….

http://www.cheftools.com/Tovolo-King-Cube-Silicone-Ice-Cube-Tray-Pink/productinfo/06-2375-03/

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A N D

RELAXATION PREPAREDNESS

HAMMOCKS!

Hatteras Hammocks: http://www.myhammock.com/products.asp?cat=42&utm_source=msn&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=myhammock.com&utm_content=Hatteras%20Hammocks&utm_term=hatteras%20hammock

Pawley Island Hammocks: http://www.myhammock.com/products.asp?cat=42&utm_source=msn&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=myhammock.com&utm_content=Hatteras%20Hammocks&utm_term=hatteras%20hammock

Hammock-To-Go:http://www.kaboodle.com/reviews/hammock-to-go-portable-hammock

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FINALLY

Sipping  Preparedness….

The Cherry Martini (Backyard Cocktail Party)

Cherry Martini Recipe: http://www.recipe.com/cherry-martini/

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WHAT TO THINK ABOUT ON LABOR DAY….

THE NATIONAL DEBT

Renee Ashley Baker’s Idea To Reduce The National Debt

 (at $500 million dollars a month)….

A National Lottery….

To GIVE AWAY  $1 million dollars per week.

25 million people would buy “lottery tickets” at $1 per ticket.

This–is how it would work. 

The U.S. Government would run this “National Lottery” on a website.  There would be a purchasing  limit of $5 per week (for five lottery numbers).  The purchaser (Player) would log on to the National Lottery website AND input name, address, and social security number.  Then pay–$5–via debit card or credit card.  Wait seven days for the “weekly drawing” (held in Washington DC where a “National Lottery official” would pull numbered balls out of a “drum”.)   Of course many more than 25,000,000 people would watch the “weekly drawing” to see who will be come that week’s millionaire.  A Millionaire A Week!

Players MUST HAVE a “valid” social security number  AND a “valid” State issued I.D. in order to “collect” his or her  winnings….

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and

RENEE’S  BIG  WIN ?

A MAN  — A HUSBAND  (via Janis Spindel Matchmaking Service)

HE MUST BE: Caucasian/Jewish and 50-70 Years Of Age…..

Renee has planned a wedding reception for 400 guests on a yacht (The Christina O!)  in the French Riviera….

Au Revoir

signed

Renee Ashley Baker

NEWS For The New Year, plus, 2011 SHOUT OUTS!

January 4, 2011

 

I’d like my first date on Janis Spindel Matchmaking Service (in Denver or New York)  to buy me,  BUY  me, a LG Quantum Windows 7 Phone so:  “When I text him —he can see through the windows to my heart”. . . .

My name (Renee Ashley Baker) produces between 7,900,000 – 16,000,000 “Bing” search results.  (That is more than Kate Gosselin but less than Paris Hilton who’s name produces 68,000,000 results. . . .)

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   New Song Written by Renee Ashley Baker on Jan 2 (click link below):

http://www.myspace.com/reneebakerstudios/blog/541531328

TO  THE WORLDWIDE PRESS/MEDIA: 

I must get 1,000 orders (at $99 per order)

VIEW:  www.JFKRFKAshley.Blogspot.com

(Note: You WILL be able to FAX your orders)

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HAPPY NEW YEAR

                                          f r o m

                             Renee Ashley Baker

                                             To 

The   Hive

        Did you know that January 2, 2011 is the anniversary of the beehive?    Yes –hairstylist Margaret Vinci Heldt invented the “heightened hair hive”  at her Chicago hair salon over 50 years ago.  It is said that the history making hairstylist often told her clients: “I don’t care what he does to you from the neck down but from the neck up–I want him to leave you alone !”

 

 

 

 

 

HAPPY  NEW YEAR  LADY GAGA!

 

HAPPY  NEW YEAR NEW YORK!

 

HAPPY  NEW YEAR SOCIALITES!

 

 

   

 

    

 

 

 

 

 

 

       HAPPY NEW YEAR  (and happy birthday) MEL!

  

 

HAPPY  NEW  YEAR   TO  THE  HOUSEWIVES!

(I, Renee Ashley Baker, hope to be a ‘housewife’ soon. . . .)

 

plus

 

HAPPY  NEW  YEAR  BABS  (and others !)

           

                                 

                                    

            

 

Happy New Year To Paris and Nikki Hilton !

and 

Happy New Year To Matchmaker Janis Spindel !

    

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Christmas Couples,Christmas Cupcakes, Christmas Movies, Christmas Songs….

December 21, 2009

Mr. and Mrs. James Brolin

Mr. and Mrs. Tom Cruise

Mr. and Mrs. Steven Spielberg

Mr. and Mrs. Michael J. Fox

“Always Looking Up”

and….

Mr. and Mrs. Bill Gates

“Always Looking”

Plus….

CUP CAKES ANYONE?

Neiman Marcus CupCake Cars

plus….

Christmas Movies (At A Theatre Near You)

“Inglorious Bastards” (starring Brad Pitt)

Sherlock Holmes (From Baker Street)

and…

“Avatar”
(aka Pandora’s War)

Plus…

DVD Movies (At Amazon,Netflix,Blockbuster)

Disney’s “UP” and Disney’s “Earth”

WINNERS SONGWRITING CONTEST!

I, Renee Ashley Baker, have selected/chosen the winners of the First Annual “Christmas Song Songwriting Contest (On Myspace)”. To hear the winners visit my Blog at:
http://www.MySpace.com/ReneeBakerStudios

OR LOG ONTO:
http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.ListAll&friendId=50830403