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Fashion Week New York 2014: The Leopards by Chanel and Jimmy Choo; plus “Good-Bye Joan Rivers”; plus A #Selfie of Renee Ashley Baker plus My Mother Lady Erma/Irma paid for my “Ballet Lessons”; plus (No to Meryl Streep and No to Richard Gere)

September 5, 2014

First Lady Jackie Kennedy in Oleg Cassini Coat

Above, First Lady Jackie Kennedy Onassis

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Above, Renee Ashley Baker’s Mother (Lady Erma/Irma).
My Mother (Lady Erma/Irma) had/owned/wore three fur coats (a “real” mink stroller, a “real” mink stole and a “real leopard coat”)….As I, Renee Ashley Baker, have stated on this Blog, My Mother (Lady Erma/Irma), had/wore/owned a “real leopard coat” and Jackie Kennedy had one just like my Mother’s only Jackie’s “leopard” coat was “faux” (Jackie is wearing the coat in the photos above). I, Renee Ashley Baker, am the “daughter” of an Air Force Mother, an Army Wife, an Eastern Star and A “LEOPARD”….(right?)

Chanel leopard shoulder bag

Above, Chanel’s logo leopard clutch

Jimmy Choo Willis Leopard Print

Above, Jimmy Choo’s “Willis” Heels

NOW….MY MOTHER ERMA/IRMA’S “TEAM”

Joan Rivers leopard

“Can We Talk?”

She, Joan Rivers, was so, so funny. She was discovered by the great late night talk show “King” Johnny Carson. Joan Rivers became a member of the “men’s club” (and this is something that I, Renee Ashley Baker, can RESPECT). Joan Rivers was the example “the epitome” of the old adage “Living Well –and Looking Beautiful–is the Best Revenge”. So…

“Good-Bye Joan Rivers” from Renee Ashley Baker

Rebekkah Harkness Standard Oil heiress

Above, socialite and Standard Oil heiress Rebekah Harness. (Rebekah Harkness was born in St. Louis Missouri and she was founder of New York’s famed “Harkness Ballet”).

Jeanne Toussaint La Panthere

Above, the “original” LA PANTHERE (Jeanne Toussant est nee en 1887, et elle fut directorice de la joillerie chez Louie Cartier dan 1933).

Josephine Baker with her leopard

Above, Josephine Baker with her “LEOPARD”
(Nee Freda Josephine McDonald, she was born June 3, 1906 in St. Louis Missouri. “La Baker” was fluent in both English and French and was known for assisting the French Resistance during WWII)

Audrey Hepburn the leopard in Charade

Above, “Audrey” (The “Leopard” in “Charade”)

Cartier leopard 4

Cartier Leopard 1

Cartier leopard 2

Cartier leopard 3

Hooded coat by Nina Ricci 1962

Circa 1962, Above, Ninna Ricci hooded “Leopard” coat…French Couture

and….Coming Up….A “Renee Ashley Baker” Portrait?

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be hiring photographer Steven Meisel to “take my picture”….Selfie? (Scroll Down For That)

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(Above, Fashion Photographer Steven Meisel)

NOW…MORE ABOUT THE FABULOUS “JOAN”….

Joan Rivers home

Joan Rivers Beautiful New York apartment.

Joan Rivers white

Joan Rivers pearl jewelry

Beautiful “Pearl” Queen Bee jewelry from the Joan Rivers collection (which I, Renee Ashley Baker, plan to buy and WEAR!)

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SHOUT OUT TO BANKS….

What Style! I, Renee Ashley Baker, suggest that you put “NO COVER” tags on all your songs at the copyright office (so that no talents Rihanna can’t steal your signature).
2. I, Renee Ashley Baker, also suggest that you sign with Sony, Virgin Records or Bertelsmann (if you’re not with a major label already).
3. I, Renee Ashley Baker, must state that you are “ready” to become the next Maureen McGovern/Celine Dione (aka Muse of the “movie song”)….HERE THAT ALL YOU PRODUCER’S OUT IN HOLLYWOOD …..
(fortunately I, Renee Ashley Baker, am headed for France and the Fashion Industry….)

As I have stated on this BLOG many times, I, Renee Ashley Baker, will NOT be working in the movie industry but will instead work in “the French Perfume and Design Industry” (I’ll also become a citizen of France and give up citizenship of the United States). However, However, If, one day, I, Renee Ashley Baker, change my mind, I, Renee Ashley Baker, will work–in movies– on the following terms:

1. HE (the head of CAA) will have to sign Renee Ashley Baker to an exclusive contract whereby I, Renee Ashley Baker, would use CAA Talent “exclusively” for my motion picture productions.
2. I, Renee Ashley Baker, will have to be the “Executive Producer” of all of the Renee Ashley Baker motion picture productions.
3. I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be “set up” at either Disney Studios or at News Corp/20th Century Fox or I may help some MEN (from India) build their “movie studio”.
4. I, Renee Ashley Baker, will reside in France (and I, Renee Ashley Baker, will “give up citizenship” of the United States and will become a “citizen of France”).
5. NO TO RICHARD GERE AND NO TO ICM (ICM NEEDS TO BE IN JAIL); ALSO NO TO CLINT EASTWOOD AND NO TO OPRAH WINFREY. ALSO NO TO OPRAH’S “OWN” channel …NO TO MADONNA AND NO TO ALL “OTHERS” THAT I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, HAVE PREVIOUSLY SAID “NO” TO.

NO TO MERYL STREEP…MERYL STREEP CANNOT HAVE IT…(NO BECAUSE I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, SAID NO AND NO BECAUSE “SELESTE” IS TRYING TO FORCE ME TO GIVE IT TO MERYL STREEP)….

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I, Renee Ashley Baker, took the above photo (of myself) last night (on 9/4/2014). Can you guess how I did it? I think the photo came out BEAUTIFUL and with #NO FILTER! (Selfie taken not with an iphone). Now….Shout out to SAM FINE:

Hi Sam:
I, Renee Ashley Baker, am wearing Fashion Fair’s Crème Foundation in the above Selfie. I, Renee Ashley Baker, have been wearing your Fashion Fair Crème Foundation (in Brown Glo or Brown Blaze Glo) since it first came on the market. However, it doesn’t work for “HD/High Def” digital photography (especially the one for oily skin). Can you come up with a “foundation” liquid, crème, or crème/powder combo that will work for high def photography? Maybe something that could be applied with one of the new foundation application “buffing/blending” brushes? (Cover Girl is Crap).

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RENEE ASHLEY BAKER WILL BE MOVING TO FRANCE TO LAUNCH “ERMA FRENCH PERFUME AND DESIGN” (HOPEFULLY WITH THE WERTHEIMERS)….RENEE ASHLEY BAKER CURRENTLY RESIDES IN EAST HAMPTON. NOW VISIT RENEE ON MYSPACE….

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NOW VISIT….ERMA FRENCH PERFUME AND DESIGN (ON TUMBLR)…CLICK LOGO BELOW….

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BELOW….RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S RIVIERA HOUSE….(THE HOUSE THAT CHANEL BOUGHT?)

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RENEE’S….NEW SONG….

“DIAMONDS” A DEMO (written and sung by Renee Ashley Baker)

DIAMONDS”
(Guest Musician: Toots Thielman ?)
Lyrics and Music by Renee Ashley Baker
Copyright 2003 by Renee Ashley Baker
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

(verse 1)
In love
Well welcome to who needs love
I never try to please love
I only give to me

To please me
Just give me Harry Winston
Arpels and Butler Wilson
A ‘jewel’s’ all I need

Diamonds, I’ll use them for their Diamonds
I’ll ruse them for their Diamonds
Confuse them for their Diamonds
Diamonds, I’ll feel them for their Diamonds
I’ll thrill them for their Diamonds
I’ll kill them for their Diamonds

A “Blue Box”
Repossi, I’m in Grid Lock
Orgell but now the bids stopped
He’ll take me to Asprey

Believe me
A Diamond is my best friend
It’s Cartier or its First Sin
A heart shaped card in play

Diamonds, I’ll use them for their Diamonds
Abuse them for their Diamonds
Confuse them for their Diamonds
Diamonds, I’ll feel them for their Diamonds
I’ll thrill them for their Diamonds
I’ll kill them for their Diamonds
(bridge)
I’ll never know a thing of feelings
I’ll never try to do what’s right
I’ll never know that they need healing
I only know it takes 3 C’s and light

(musical interlude by Toots Thielman)

I’ll never know a thing of feelings
I’ll never try to do whats right
I’ll never know that they need healing
I only know it takes 3 C’s and light

(verse 3)

Mikimoto
With diamonds love a Dojo
A Graff then off to Soho
A camel to Mouawaad
(Shaharazod music)

Piaget me
H. Stern to Bulgari
I’ll win it Mata Hari
Say Debeers and Away!

Diamonds, I’ll stroke them for their Diamonds
I’ll toke them for their Diamonds
I’ll coke them for their Diamonds

Diamonds , I’ll swill them for their Diamonds
I’ll pill them for their Diamonds
I’ll kill them for their Diamonds

For their Diamonds
(Toots music)
For their Diamonds
(Toots music)
For their Diamonds
(Toots music)
For Their Diamonds
(Toots music Fade out)
(The End)
(NOTE: THIS SONG IS NOT FOR SALE….THE “RENEE ASHLEY BAKER SONG CATALOG” IS NOT FOR SALE IT IS “OFF THE MARKET”. NO TO BEYONCE)

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NEW….GoPro WHITE….

GO PRO WHITE

VIEW “RENEE GOES TO PARIS FRANCE”….(A NEW “GO PRO” CHANNEL….FROM EUROPE!)
click link below to view:
http://www.youtube.com/channel/UClOQkosBB9RokG5PFyZdJMQ

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RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S SCHEDULE

1. Renee Ashley Baker gets “lawsuit settlement” of $60 Million for 6 years “financial injury” and for “physical injury”. (Renee Ashley Baker moves to France).
2. Renee Ashley Baker “dates” 52 Caucasian/Jewish Men who are 60 years of age and older in France. (No Athletes and No Politicians).
3. Renee Ashley Baker launches “Men’s Cologne” line hopefully with the owner’s of Chanel (in France).
4. Renee Ashley Baker (still the “party girl”) will open a “Discotheque” in the South of France (and No to Madonna).
5. Renee Ashley Baker will, maybe, sign with Disney (and Mel Gibson? and Sony Music?)
6. Renee Ashley Baker will sign with Random House or Harper Collins (and Sony) for a James Bond novel.

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NOW VIEW RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S NEW “WIX” WEBSITE….

(click on Renee Ashley Baker below)

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Please post this BLOG link on your TWITTER and on your FACEBOOK. Copy and paste link: http://www.ReneeAshleyBaker.Wordpress.com

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Announcement

Queen Mary 2

Did I say that I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be “sailing” to France aboard the Queen Mary 2? YES, I will and I’ll be making, filming (digitally) a “Documentary” of my trip. I, Renee Ashley Baker, plan to give this Documentary (free of charge) to Direct TV Video On Demand….so that it can be a “freebie for their audience….

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MY PUBLICIST…
I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, AM HOPING TO HIRE KCD WORLDWIDE…..I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, AM EXPECTING MY “FIRST PUBLICITY” TO BE MAGAZINE FEATURES ABOUT “RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S ENROLLMENT IN FASHION SCHOOL IN PARIS”….OR MAGAZINE FEATURES ABOUT “RENEE ASHLEY BAKER IN HER FABULOUS HOME OVERLOOKING THE MEDITTERANEAN”….WHAT A STORY!

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MY ANSWER IS STILL “NO” TO UNIVERSAL STUDIOS AND NO TO WARNER BROS ….

THE FACTS….HOPEFULLY I’LL BE SETTLING MY LAWSUIT….IN THE MEANTIME MY ANSWER IS “NO” TO SHOWBUSINESS…CLICK LINK TO READ WHY….

MCA and The Mob

Interscope Records

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will NOT work for Universal Studios nor for Warner Bros. Click link BELOW to read why:
http://www.sohh.com/2011/09/interscope_records_under_fire_for_cocain.html

I said NO

P.S. STILL NO TO OPRAH WINFREY….OPRAH WINFREY IS NOT COMING ON THE QUEEN MARY 2 WITH RENEE ASHLEY BAKER….
I, Renee Ashley Baker, happen to favor Cate Blanchett, at this time, as well as Helen Merrin. My old favorites are Helen Hayes, and the great actress/director/singer Barbra Streisand (to name a few). )…..

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HAPPY FATHER’S DAY 2014! Great Gift Ideas For Dad (plus “Good-Bye To Maya Angelou”)….plus Yes to Disney Studios and Yes to Sony, and Yes to Nightlife Paris France !

May 27, 2014

READING FOR DAD “ON FATHER’S DAY”…

MCA and The Mob

Interscope Records

INTERSCOPE RECORDS (“NO TO EMINEM”): CLICK LINK TO READ MORE: http://www.sohh.com/2011/09/interscope_records_under_fire_for_cocain.html

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NOW

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER HEADS TO FRANCE WITHOUT OPRAH, WITHOUT CHARLIZE, WITHOUT UNIVERSAL, WITHOUT INTERSCOPE (MEANING WITHOUT EMINEM’S JUNK)….

I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, WILL BE MOVING TO FRANCE TO “GET AWAY” FROM THE NAME GALE/GAIL….

A 30 YEAR MORTGAGE WITH 20% DOWN????

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TO WHOM THIS MAY CONCERN–FROM RENEE ASHLEY BAKER:

IF– YOU SELL THIS HOUSE TO ME I’LL WRITE A “JAMES BOND” NOVEL FOR HARPER COLLINS AND THE IAN FLEMING PUBLICATIONS LTD (I’LL WRITE THE NOVEL INSIDE THIS VILLA….)….

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NOW….BON VOYAGE, I RENEE ASHLEY BAKER WILL BE LEAVING FOR FRANCE !

Renee Ashley Baker (above)

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NOW

FATHER’S DAY (2014)

BUY MY KENNEDY BOOK….

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ABOUT ….

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S “OTHER PAPA”….

President John F Kennedy and Family

My Mother Was “Snow White”…..

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be MOVING TO FRANCE to get away from the name GALE/GAIL….(and I will not be working with nor for Oprah Winfrey)….I, Renee Ashley Baker, am leaving so that I can “date” 52 handsome Caucasian Men a year.

And, I Renee Ashley Baker, will be “settling my lawsuit” (out of court) for no less than $60 Million Dollars….

Click On President JFK(above)to BUY “Irma’s House Of Numbers (Counting The Kennedy Conspiracy)”…

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President Obama with Daughters

President Obama (Commander-In-Chief and Dad-In-Chief) with Daughters Sasha and Malia.

AND….

MORE DADS…

The Absolute Funniest Comedy Duo: TOM and COLIN.

plus

Dimitrios Kambouris

Celebrities feed the homeless at the Los Angeles Mission

Will Smith Family

Daddy Kevin and his family

Mel Gibson and Lucia

Tom Cruise and Suri at Disney Typhoon Lagoon Water Park

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie take the kids to FAO Schwarz

Jay Z and Blue Ivy

(Pictured Above: Movie Directors Tom Hanks, Kevin Costner and Mel Gibson; Movie Actors Harrison Ford, Will Smith, Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt, and Rapper/Music Impressario Jay-Z)

and…..

CONGRATULATIONS TO NEW DAD BRUCE WILLIS!

New Baby Evelyn with Big Sister Mabel Ray

Pictured Above is Bruce’s “new baby ” Beautiful Baby Girl Evelyn with big sister Mabel Ray ….

and

NOW…EVEN MORE DADS…

PAPA PIERRE WERTHEIMER

Pierre Wertheimer

Pierre, the Father of Gerard and Alain Wertheimer, founded with CoCo Chanel, the cosmetics and fashion GIANT “Chanel”. Chanel Inc is worth an estimated $19 billion dollars….(I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be moving to France to launch ERMA FRENCH PERFUME AND DESIGN which hopefully will be “backed” by brothers Gerard and Alain…”Happy Father’s Day Papa Pierre”).

Chanel for Men Bleu

plus

“Good-Bye Maya Angelou” from Renee Ashley Baker

Maya Angelou was born in St. Louis Missouri in 1928.

Maya Angelou

St Louis Arc Gateway to the West

below….

FATHER’S DAY 2014….

WHAT TO GET DAD….

HAVE MONEY? DAD WILL TRAVEL…

TO EXOTIC LOCALS….

Cazenove-and-Lloyd Exotic Travel Agency

VISIT CAZENOV & LLOYD’S WEBSITE (CLICK HERE): http://www.cazloyd.com/en-gb/

and

ALWAYS FISCHER’S TRAVEL TRIP ADVERSORY

Exotic Travel

Arc de Triomphe

VISIT FISCHER’S ELITE TRAVEL
(CLICK HERE): http://www.elitetraveler.com/leaders-in-luxury/bill-fischer

Camper & Nicholson Yacht Rental

VISIT CAMPER & NICHOLSON LUXURY YACHT RENTAL IN SOUTH OF FRANCE (CLICK HERE): http://www.camperandnicholsons.com/contact/yacht-broker-antibes-159.htm

AND….

LOVE WINE?

TRY Astor Wine & Sprits (New York) or join City Winery New York’s Wine Club

Astor Wines & Spirits New York City

VISIT: CITY WINERY NEW YORK (CLICK LINK HERE): http://www.citywinery.com/newyork/

SUMMER BICYCLING YOUR CHOICE FOR SUMMER FUN?

Bobbin birdie bicycle safari

His and Hers Clos Cruiser by C Wonder

(Bobbin “Safari” Bicycle…. and…. His and Her Clos Cruisers by C Wonder)

and

Gift Ideas For Dad (Father’s Day 2014)

Tiffany & Co bronze swivel desk clock

(Tiffany & Co Bronze Swivel Desk Clock)

VISIT TIFFANY & CO (CLICK HERE): http://www.tiffany.com/International.aspx?&

and

LET’S NOT FORGET MINNIE & MICKEY….(IN PARIS !)

Disneyland-Paris-france

NOW

About The House The Erma Foundation Built…I’ll Be Buying It With My Out of Court Settlement and Building It In East Hampton….This house will be owned by CP Irrevocable Trust and will have “two wings” (east and west) and will have “two elevators” plus “roof top guest quarters”. (I’ll still be residing in France nine months out of the year and in East Hampton three months out of the year)…Now… Below…view Katharine Hepburn’s Connecticut Manse (it’s up for sale at $14.8 Million)….

Katharine Hepburn Home for sale at 14.8 million

WANT ANTIQUES FOR DAD?

VISIT SOTHEBYS.COM

(Below The Lamont Dupont Collection….Lamont was the eldest Son of Irenee DuPont)

Sotheby Antiques

NOW….THE FATHER (aka FATHER TIME?)

The Patriarch The Remarkable Life and Turbulent Times of Joseph P Kennedy

Great Patriot and Patriarch Joseph P. Kennedy…He had nine children (one becoming the 35th President of the United States)….

and….

SHOUT OUT: To Lady de Rothschild
I, Renee Ashley Baker, would like you to become a Board Member of THE ERMA FOUNDATION (in organization)….

Lady de Rothschild

FOR A SAFE DAD

Bunker Hill Security Cameras with color monitor

Bunker Hill Security (with this color security system you get two cameras and a flat panel color monitor so that Dad can see whos lurking at the front (and back door)

need more gift ideas?

READ ON….

LG G FLEX SMARTPHONE $695

LG G Flex Smartphone

LG (with this smartphone you get reduced glare on video calls and increased audio quality for “voice only” calls).

HOOPTY DOOS FOR DAD?

Redshift Mx  by BRD Motorcycles

REDSHIFT’S MX (BY BRD MOTORCYCLES) $14, 995

OLD VINYL RECORDS STILL DAD’S FAVORITES?

Orbit Plus Vinyl Record Player by Uturn Audio

Orbit Plus (A vinyl record player by Boston’s U-turn Audio $279)

OR…

GOT A MODERN DAD WHO WANTS SUPERIOR “DIGITAL” STEREO SOUND ?

Bang and Olufsen BeoSound 8

Bang & Olufsen BeoSound…(What More Can I Say?)

WHAT TO PLAY ON DAD’S BEOSOUND?

Looking Into You A Tribute To Jackson Browne

Why Not “Looking Into You: A Tribute To Jackson Browne”

DAD LIKE TV?

Band and Olufsen Beovision 103 Plasma Flat Panel

Bang & Olufsen Beovision (This is Bang & Olufsen’s newest flat panel “103”….)

WHAT WILL DAD WATCH?

How About “Turn” (the new AMC spy series)

The Agent AMC New Spy Series

Turn

DAD LIKE TO DISCO ? (WITH MOM OF COURSE)

Paris France’s Hottest Discotheques …..

The Buddha Room and…Maceo

(yes THAT Maceo…the one that was with James Brown)

Buddha Paris France

Maceo Paris France

NOW MORE LUXURY TRAVEL IDEAS

Bali Como Shambhala Estate

BALI: COMO SHAMBHALA ESTATE

Koh Samui Kamalaya

KOH SAMUI: KAMALAYA RESORT

Maldives One and Only Reethi Rah Private Island

MALDIVES: ONE & ONLY REETHI RAH PRIVATE ISLAND

Mustique via abercrombie kent destinations

AND…

MUSTIQUE: The Caribbean Island Where The British Royal Family Vacations (an Abercombrie Kent destination pictured above)

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NOW….

DISNEY IF I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, GET A 7 YEAR EXCLUSIVE CONTRACT….(NO I.P.O. and NO DISNEY STOCK)….. I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, WILL HIRE MY “ACTORS”….

Plus….I, Renee Ashley Baker, have found a “fabulous” house that I want to BUY on the French Riviera (on the Cote d’Azur) and I’ll buy this house with my “out of court settlement” (minimum $60 Million Dollars) or I’ll buy the house on the French Riviera with the $30 Million Dollars that I’m getting through the 70% sale of Erma French Perfume and Design, which I’ll headquarter in France and will hopefully sell to The Wertheimers)….

(NOW SCROLL DOWN TO READ RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S “D”)

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Renee Ashley Baker’s MB (aka Renee’s “Made Best”)…..plus Talk Talk Talk (TV Talk Host Andy Cohen) AND…. #Hot Topics,

September 14, 2013

MADE BEST

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Tiffany & Co’s Schlumberger Diamond “Bird” Necklace

….(To Be HERA Prepared)

“ST. LOUIS WOMAN”
Lyrics and Melody by Renee Ashley Baker
Copyright 2013 by Renee Ashley Baker
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

I’m a St. Louie WOMAN
A Missouri girl
I love my Diamonds
And I wear my Pearls
I called my lawyer
Cause they cost me Loot
Got a Jin Soon manicure
and Combat BooTs.

Well I love my blinnis
And I took a bite
And I love my Benzo
Cause it’s white on white
And I love my Vuitton
Cause it’s by Louie
Wear my White Mink Stroller
Don’t come past my knees.

And I do ‘MEN ONLY’
Cause I can’t stand girls
Yeah I like Vanilla
With a MARNIER swirl
All the MEN say
That I do ’em’ like turnstiles
Now my bedroom’s burning
So I’ll rest a while.

(music interlude)

Oh—–I—–
Got CUSTER’S RIFLES
And I’m Patton too
Yeah, I shot General Walker
In my Jimmy Choos
Senile Mayor Bloomberg
Ate a sugary cake
Then the chair he was huggin
Did the Harlem SHAKE.

Took the teenage junk
And threw it in the trash
And I hate California
So I chew up CASH
I hate cheese pizza
But I love PATE’
Yeah I hate Californians
They get in the way.

MA–donna’s JUNK
Ain’t on the radio
Felt HIS hand start groping
From the 7th row
Well the joint is jumpin
Cause I’m “M.I. 5″
Well my fans they love me
Cause I’m playin LIVE!

Now…”What Say?”

MADE BEST

TV Talk Show Host Andy Cohen

TV Talk Host Andy Cohen (To Always Be ‘Talk Show Chatter’ Prepared)

MADE BEST

Luxury Travel 2

Bill Fischer Fischer Travel

Bill Fischer of Fischer’s Travel Club (To Always Be Luxury Travel Prepared)

MADE BEST

Mercedes Benz 2014 e class coupe

The Mercedes Benz (To Always Be ‘Stylin’ Prepared)

MADE BEST

Rolex Submariner

The Rolex (To Always Be Poseidon Prepared)

MADE BEST….

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Solar Generator (To Always Be Energy Prepared)….

and….

(for History MADE BEST ?)

Saturday Evening Post Jan 29 1938

As the saying goes, everything old is new again: Throughout January 1938, the Post featured multiple articles about the ongoing struggle in Washington to create jobs as America clawed its way out of the Great Depression. Ads for Ford, Oldsmobile and Pontiac promised a gas-sipping 18 to 24 mpg! By the way, this lovely Art Deco cover is by wildlife painter Francis Lee Jacques.

NOW…..

VISIT “RENEE MADE BEST” AT TUMBLR (CLICK LOGO BELOW)

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5TH — Fifth Novel Serial by Renee Ashley Baker (Untitled or Title Secret Contingency)

February 6, 2013

Youre Fired

Everyone and Anyone who reads this blog knows of my tendancy to “BOIL OVER”. I want to explain to those who are not in showbusiness that it is illegal–a FEDERAL CRIME –to tell anyone in showbusiness what to do. You cannot tell a writer which publisher to be published by; you cannot tell a movie producer who to cast in his/her motion picture; you cannot tell a “songwriter” who to “give a song to”; you cannot tell someone like myself to forget/forgo an “entertainment conglomerate” and instead become an “indie” and set up a “production company” with “investment banking or hedgefund financing”. (Investment Bankers and Bankers make millions and millions of dollars in fees and interest).

Anyway–the above fiction paragraphs are from my fifth–MY 5th–“novel trilogy” (the fourth being my new “Inspector Jenny” trilogy and the fifth being the one above which is still untitled or “Title Secret Contingency”).

There are many many fine “A-List” movie directors (the DGA must have over 1,000 members).

If–IF–I, Renee Ashley Baker, am the “Leading Lady” in my movies (and I will be) then, I will select, as my leading men: Tom Cruise, Harrison Ford, Bruce Willis, Mel Gibson, Val Kilmer, Richard Gere, Kevin Costner, Leo DiCaprio, Ian McGregor, Will Smith, Nathan Lane, Ben Kingsly, Ian McKlellan, Gene Hackman, Robert Duval, Dustin Hoffman, Daniel Craig, and Sean Connery.

If–If I am casting actresses (and I’m only casting actresses for one or maybe two or posibly three of the five trilogies) I have–on my list: Cate Blanchett, Annette Benning, Sigourney Weaver, Susan Sarandon, Rene Russo, Renee Zellweger, Sandra Bullock, Jessica Lange, Sharon Stone, Ashley Judd, Kate Hudson, Natalie Portman, Nicole Kidman, Meg Ryan, Julianne Moore, Julie Andrews, Sarah Jessica Parker, Ann Hathaway, Emma Thompson , Dame Judi Dench, Dame Helen Mirren, and of course (Duchess ?) Barbra Streisand….

IF and WHEN….IF and WHEN….I, Renee Ashley Baker, am “available” to “COMPLETE THESE NOVELS” I hope they’ll be “published” by HARPER COLLINS (no to Simon & Schuter).

I hope they’ll be published by Harper Collins under my PROPOSED “exclusive” 10 year, $25 Million Dollar a year “UMBRELLA DEAL” with NEWS CORP/20th Century Fox.

Signed
Renee Ashley Baker / Renee AB 9

P.S. I’ll only “write” if–IF I’m residing in my house in France in 2014 (Until then I’ll be residing in Washington DC during 2013 being a “Socialite”. By the way The Wertheimers and The Rothschilds stay ON)….

P.S. P.S. THEY’RE FIRED: NO to Angelina Jolie, NO to Julia Roberts, No to Charlize Theron, NO to Meryl Streep, No to Madonna, NO to Melanie Griffith, NO to Oprah Winfrey, NO to Gale/Gail, NO to ICM, NO to California and NO to all other’s that I, Renee Ashley Baker, have previously said “NO” to. (I am “firing” all of these people because Denver and other “non-showbusiness” CRUD keeps trying to “cast my movies” (while insulting and threatening members of my family). These Cowtown/Shantytown (DENVER) fools keep trying to “run a company with my INTELLECTUAL properties” (when I keep saying “NO”)….

Washington DC5

Estate in France

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Decor A Mother’s Day Gift? Why Not…(Happy Mother’s Day from Renee Ashley Baker)

May 1, 2012

ANNOUNCEMENT: Renee Ashley Baker is now a member of Janis Spindel’s “Club J Love” and is on Janis Spindel’s online dating service “2LoveToday”.
(Interested Men Must Be New York Residents–NO ATHLETES)

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Make Mom’s Kitchen One She Can Love….

above, Renee Ashley Baker’s Sister’s “Elegant” High Tech Refrigerator….

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PLUS….PLUS….PLUS….PLUS….

MOTHER ROSE FITZGERALD KENNEDY

HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY TO ALL THE KENNEDY MOTHERS….

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PLUS….PLUS…PLUS….

VIEW RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S NEW VIDEO (CLICK ON PINK BUILDING BELOW)

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be “going to New York” for summer in “The Hamptons”…. and…. to “DATE Janis Spindel men”. (While in New York I, hopefully, will be meeting with Ford Modeling Agency, Sotheby’s Auction House, Tiffany & Co, then, hopefully, I will be going on to Paris France to sign with Chanel Corporation to launch my own “perfume line”….)

NOW….

VIEW RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S FAMILY ALBUM

Below…is…. HER MAJESTY

CHERRY HILLS NJ
My MOTHER standing with a friend of My Brother’s at my Brother’s House in Cherry Hills New Jersey at Christmas one year in the 1980’s (OR WAS IT ONE SUMMER IN THE HAMPTONS AT A HOUSE MY BROTHER RENTED? Actually, I, Renee Ashley Baker, don’t know because I wasn’t there….)

PHOTOS OF MOTHER ABOVE
As you can see my Mother is wearing all GOLD…..Whereas — I, Renee Ashley Baker, am on my HORSEE…. My parents–my mother and my father (Mr. and Mrs. Ashley) always took me to “Forest Park” in St. Louis, Missouri when I was a little girl. Above you can see FOREST PARK. And — I, Renee Ashley Baker, am wearing the tweed coat and suede shoes that my Mother bought for me at Stix, Baer & Fuller department store in St. Louis…..CHECK OUT MY EYES….AN ASTIGMATISM THAT I’LL ALWAYS HAVE (LOL)….

PLUS

“MISS M”

As I, Renee Ashley Baker, have stated in the past — I have a brother (James) who did secret work for the U.S. Secret Service (back in the 1960’s). My Brother resided in New York City just a few blocks away from where Former First Lady Jackie Kennedy Onassis lived. (My Brother was also friends with a real “DUPONT”).

ALL photos above are of Renee Ashley Baker’s SISTER (“Miss M”). Yes–I have a sister (“Miss M”) and it was Miss M’s house in which you saw me (in photos) at Christmas 2011. Now a description of the photos above….

Photo 1961 (Miss M in Hong Kong being pulled in a rickshaw).
Photo 1964 (Miss M posing by the Christmas Tree)
Photo____ (Miss M with her husband–my brother in law–at their 25th wedding anniversary.
Photo____ (Miss M posing in white).

In the 1960’s “Miss M” won a beauty contest in the Phillipines. She won a sash and a crown and a TITLE. (I’ve always thought Miss M –my Sister–looked like MARY WILSON OF THE SUPREMES. What do you think…?)

I WANT ALL OF MY BROTHER’S FRIENDS IN NEW YORK TO VIEW THIS ALBUM…..AND REMEMBER….

N O W

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be in New York, in The Hamptons this summer, sitting with my Janis Spindel men…..I want these men and the public to see my Mother's Family on MOTHER’S DAY….

I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER , HAVE NOT, NOT MADE ANY SALES TO OPRAH WINFREY AND I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, WILL NOT BE "GRANTING NOR SELLING" ANY COPYRIGHTS TO OPRAH WINFREY….

P.S. I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, AM OPEN FOR PARTIES IN SOUTHHAMPTON AND EAST HAMPTON….

P.S.P.S. I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, WOULD LIKE TO DO A "PHOTO ESSAY" ON THE HAMPTONS USING MY VIRGIN MOBILE/KYOCERA CAMERA PHONE….I”LL DO IT FOR “TOWN & COUNTRY” MAGAZINE….

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Two Songs For Whitney Below …. Good-bye Whitney Houston” from Renee Ashley Baker

February 12, 2012

                    

                 

                “Lift Up My Umbrella”  (Whitney’s   Song)

                                                      by

                                    Renee Ashley Baker

Copyright 2012 by Renee Ashley Baker  ALL  RIGHTS  RESERVED

Lift up my Umbrella

Shield me from the rain

Make my life get better

Heal me from the pain

Lift up my Umbrella

So  that I can fly

Hold me up   for–ever

Help me break the ties

(chorus)

Good and Godly Ground

Hear His Holy  Sounds

He’ll wear gold and white

He’ll be amplified

Good and Godly Gains

Hear his Holy Praise

His love takes me high

His love will inspire

(verse  2)

 Lift up my Umbrella

Protect me from the storm

Soul Train up to Heaven

Drive  me safe from harm

Lift up my Umbrella

Free me from this test

If I don’t survive this

Lay my soul to rest

chorus:

Good and Godly Ground

Hear His Holy Sounds

He’ll wear gold and white

He’ll be amplified

Good and Godly Gains

Hear His Holy Praise

His love takes me high

His love will inspire

(repeat chorus to THE END)

To KC: She was born on August 9, 1963….And I believe, I believe, that it was she–who helped me hold the Umbrella (on that day)….

                                      

 

                 

 

    “Will 

                You 

                            Be 

                                      My    

 

                                                Valentine”

   

              

                

 

      Whitney was the “Queen of the Video” (meaning–she had hit videos on MTV before  she’d even recorded her first album…)

p. s.   Dear Whitney:  You  Sang For Me Too…Twice

Video 1: 

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dd3qjpIuuoQ&feature=related

Video 2:  

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFcnGLFGbL8&ob=av2e

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                                              VALENTINE’S   DAY  

                                                                    2012

 

Men — haven’t bought a Valentine’s Day gift yet ?

Buy a gift certificate   (online !)

Click  Tiffany & Co (A Love Lock Made of Diamonds)

Link:  www.Tiffany.com

click Red Envelope (A Heart Shaped Key Ring)

Link: www.RedEnvelope.com

 

click pajama gram  ( A Hoodie/Footie  Vermont Teddy Bear ?)

Link:  www.pajamagram.com

OR

        

Buy Bobby Caldwell’s “What You Won’t Do” (for love….) then uploaded onto the ipod and pump it through the stereo….

Link:  http://www.apple.com/itunes/affiliates/download/?id=115399084

OR

BUY  airline tickets (online)

Have a vacation with your sweetie.  Below are two weeklong getaways to pay for now and partake of later….

Scandinavia

                           

 

         

 

 

 

                                    

 

above, Sweden’s  Floating Hotel (Salt & Sill) and Copenhagen’s Floating Hotel  (CPH Living)…is this romantic or what?

click:  www.saltosill.se

click:  www.cphliving.com

  OR

Valentine’s Day  flowers   from

 

OR

looking for love?

Try Renee’s favorite “matchmaker” (Janis Spindel NYC)

Happy Birthday  President Lincoln

A new Lincoln museum/campus opens today in Washington D.C. (By the way some 15,000 volumes have been written about Abraham Lincoln….)

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“Good-Bye  Whitney  Houston”  from Renee Ashley Baker

                                  

 

 

 

 

                                     pearls   by   Japan 

and 

                                     Amazing Grace: 

      Concert:  http://youtu.be/zSRmz2IGgB8                                              

                                 http://youtu.be/Cgwn1vjNHjE

      

       “Interlude Rap For Nippy ”  (Jesus Love Me)

                        by

          Renee Ashley Baker

I’m  not  line

It was 9 who held  the sign

Call her Nippy, Call her Whitney

I’m goin  claim her she was mine

(beat) Had a voice

That became the People’s Choice

Like a  crytal  bell that rings

I’m goin  tell you she could sing

(beat) Had her fame

Yes they glorified her name

What she touched it turned to gold

I’m goin  tell you so you know

(beat) Was a Queen

Now they have to let her be

She’s gone up to lead the chorus

Where they sing to Galilee

chorus:

Yes–Jesus loves me

Yes–Jesus loves me

Yes–Jesus loves me

For my Whitney told me so…..

THE END

[song sheet]

Jesus Loves Me ! 

Jesus loves me

This I know,

For the Bible tells me so;

Little ones to Him belong,

They are weak but He is strong.

Yes, Jesus loves me!

Yes, Jesus loves me!

Yes, Jesus loves me!

The Bible tells me so.

 
 
 
Searching for jesus love me song?

 
 
 
 

(The End)

Q & A ON FACEBOOK plus New Song about “My Man” (plus the occupy groups “what the !” …..)

December 6, 2011

 

Q & A:  On My Facebook Page (click link below)

http://www.facebook.com/#!/profile.php?id=526156970

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Buy “Irma’s   House   of Numbers” (Counting The Kennedy Conspiracy) at Amazon Kindle ….

  http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss/184-1084297-9594607?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=irma’s+house+of+numbers&rh=i%3Aaps%2Ck%3Airma’s+house+of+numbers&ajr=0

                             

                           “THE   RED  TREE”

                                          by

                        Renee Ashley Baker

Copyright 2011 by Renee Ashley Baker and by Erma’s French Perfume and Design

ALL  RIGHTS  RESERVED

 

Inside the red elm tree I see, an image that is haunting me

Inside the red elm tree I see, an image that has cornered me

(verse 1)

Undrink  him  and  I’VE  not tasted wine

Unthink  him  and  I’VE   not been of mind

Unwoo  him  and  I  was never gold

Undo  him  and  I  am in the cold

Unfurl  him  and  I  become the sea

Unswirl  him  and  I  become the key

Uncloak  him  and  I  become the sun

Unstroke him and I become undone

(chorus)

Inside the red elm tree I see, an image that is haunting me

Inside the red elm tree I see, an image that has cornered me

(verse 3)

Invite  me  and  HE  will hold the court

Incite  me  and  HE will hold the sword

Increase  me  and  HE will multiply

Intrigue  me  and  HE’ll  resolve to fly

Entrust  me  and  HE  becomes the way

Injust  me  and   HE  becomes the stay

Instate  me  and  HE  will write the book

Invade  me  and  HE’LL  remain untook

(chorus)

Inside the red elm tree I see, an image that is haunting me

Inside the red elm tree I see, an image that  has cornered me

(musical interlude)

repeat last 2 verses, then chorus, then THE END

 

 

 The above song is for–is “dedicated to”–my mother and my father (Mr. and Mrs.  Ashley).

The above song will be used for my “Erma’s French Perfume and Design” video (aka my “pitch to Chanel”  video).

 

                                 Tree  by Leonardo Da Vinci

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YES  TO PARIS FRANCE. (I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be moving to France to HOPEFULLY work for–to design for– Chanel Corp, Tiffany & Co,  Louis Vuitton, and Hermes)

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and I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be “getting married” in the year 2012

HE  must be 50-70 years of age, Jewish/caucasian, and make $250,000 to $1 million dollars a year….

Thank you To: Janis Spindel Matchmaking Service (in New York City)

 

 

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(NOW SCROLL DOWN TO MY  “SKATER’S  PAGE”  BELOW….)

SHOUT OUT TO JEFF, Renee’s Suggestions, Renee’s Photographs, plus More Suggestions, Answers, Irmigard, plus Cyber Monday ….

November 28, 2011

 

 

              

    “JEFF  MEETS  EVAN  PICONE”

    by

Renee Ashley Baker

 

A long time ago and far far away

I was sitting in my rented Hertz car one day

My white Evan-Picone jacket was parked in his lot

How was I to know I was parked in his spot?

His  GO-fers   were furious and told me to “go home”

But I did not budge I did not roam

He pulled up in his tan and coffee Rolls Royce

His smooth skin and bright teeth told me he was their boss

He walked me inside and said that his name was JEFF

I smiled, batted my lash, and said  “Dada you da best!”

While his staff moved my car from where Helen Redy did own

I sat  with Jeff Wald and pitched him my  script “Roller Drome”….

*Note:  This is how I met manager/movie producer Jeff Wald back in the late 1970’s at his office in Beverly Hills California.  At this time however–I am NOT interested in “the film business” and will instead be residing in Paris France and  working in the “fashion and beauty industry” in France. (And to work on a novel trilogy for Mr. Beck–if–he buys it).  However — If somebody else in “Hollywood” is interested–GO FOR IT!

                             “Roller Boogie 2”  ?

 So –it should be set in New York City .  But a Big  Star is needed to play the John Travolta part?   And –who will produce?  (Sorry, Renee Ashley Baker can’t produce this one  but I know that some movie producers –and movie studio heads–read this blog)….

                                     

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Renee’s  Flickr:  http://www.flickr.com/photos/reneebakerstudios/

Dear FRIENDS  and Dear IBM Smart Cloud: 

Even though I’d like IBM  to sponsor my “TV Show/Birthday Party/Launch Party” (in New York or in Paris France) I’d  also like my “FRIENDS” (who read this blog) to “back up” my Flickr photostream to their Carbonite (or IBM Smart Cloud) accounts–that way I won’t lose my photographs before I get there.    IBM Smart Cloud  starts  at  $56

Thank you.

                   

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PLUS

PLUS

VIEW  new video  http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com/id14.html

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PLUS

SHOUT  OUT !

re: MY  BOOK  PROJECT

         As previously stated I, Renee Ashley Baker, will   finish, (complete) my proposed “novel” in 12 weeks–provided there is a “substantial advance” so that I can “write in comfort” (and style)

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p l u s

re: THE “COAST TO COAST AM” ( annual November 22 show)

   Although I am NOT going to be “the producer” I think either Sharon or Gwynneth should play “Dorothy”.

  

 

above, Renee Ashley Baker’s mother  (wearing silk and gold and diamonds). . . .

re:  THE “COAST TO COAST AM” (annual November 22nd  show)

          THE  ANSWER:

        The answer to the question is: He –LHO–did not go out–did not ESCAPE  out the back door because there was a man waiting at that back door to terminate him…..

NOW

CYBER  MONDAY (FOR  HIM)

The McLaren Supercar….Price:  $229,000

To Shop Click Link:http://www.mclaren.com/home/

 

CYBER  MONDAY  (FOR HER)

TO  SHOP  CLICK  HERE:

http://www.net-a-porter.com/?cm_mmc=MSNUS-_-Brand%20-%20Net-A-Porter_US-_-ALONE%20-%20Net-A-Porter%20BR-_-net-a-porter

TO SHOP  “THE LOOK BOOK” CLICK LINK:

http://www.shopbop.com/

p l u s

 

OTHER GREAT CYBER MONDAY SITES:

www.NeimanMarcus.com

www.DubliWelcome.com

www.bluefly.com

www.retailmenot.com

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I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be MOVING to Paris France to run the “Erma French Perfume and Design Company”….

 

 

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MISSOURI (plus Sonic TV Commercial, plus London & Paris for Renee Ashley Baker)

May 18, 2011

 AP Photo/Charlie Reidel

My    Missouri:

            I, Renee Ashley Baker, was born in St. Louis, Missouri….I, Renee Ashley Baker,  am a St. Louis “woman” and a Missouri “GIRL”….   

MY SUGGESTION  (For Rescue): 

       For Princess Diana–  I  “invented”  a “device” to locate mines (called REMIDE–or–Renee Mine Detector).   To help the “search and rescue” efforts in Joplin Missouri would it be possible —possible–to place wireless microphones at different locations.  Maybe on trees still standing or on abandoned vehicles.    A central “command center” would then be LISTENING for “sounds of life” from those who have not yet been found.  ( I am using “wireless microphones” to catch “garbage” . . . .  why not use “wireless microphones” to save the “worthy” ? )

Among the Missing (“WILL”)  Among the Miracles (“Baby Braxton”)

Please use FACEBOOK  and TWITTER to post info about the “missing” as well as info about the Search and Rescue Operation.  

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  I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be “taping” a TV Commercial–staring myself–for the Sonic TV Commercial Contest….

Sonic Soiree &  Renee Ashley Baker

 OFFICIAL   ENTRY

Listen: (click link below)

http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com/id13.html

Thank You Chanel Corp and Thank You Tiffany & Co . . . .

 

 

 

 

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DON’T  FORGET … Buy my ebook below….

 

 

P  L  U  S

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 RENEE  ASHLEY  BAKER’S  SOCIAL  CALENDER

                       Paris and London Here I Come !

SHOUT   OUT  !

        I, Renee Ashley Baker, would  like Eleanor Lambert’s former staff  to handle my social calendar in Paris, London ( and in New York)….Renee Ashley Baker is available for state dinners and functions at Buckingham Palace,  at 10 Downing Street and…. at Elysee’   Palace  on  Saint- Honore’ (Hi  President  Sarkozy !)….

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER  AVAILABLE  AS  FOLLOWS:

                         (in New York, London and Paris France….)

1.  Parties /Events

(Galas/Soirees/Benefits/Theatre Parties /The Ballet)

2.  Traveling

(Weekends/Holidays/Vacations)

3.  House Guesting

(In New York, In London, In Paris, ….)

4.  Personal Appearances:

a.  at Product Launch Parties

b.  at “Guest of a Guest” Parties

c.  at Speaking Engagements (Luncheons)

d.  on Talk Shows (to talk about my Reality TV Show–on TLC?)

 PLUS….

NEW   Bang & Olufsen  !

above, 46inch TV by Bang & Olufsen Beovision  (the new Bang & Olufsen  3D TV  –85 inch — sells  for   $ 85,000….)

PLUS….

NEW PLACES TO SHOP  (For Shoes !)

1.  at Nordstrom Rack….

 (above Geevy Thomas,  President of  the “new” Nordstrom Rack) 

AND

2.  at  Neiman Marcus site MySimon com

(above Kate Spade Lido –price $98– at  MySimon com)

and 

 Renee’s  Other  Favorite….

                            ….Hats!

 

 

(above, Darcy Creech at Peter Beaton Hat Studios in Nantucket)

PLUS

 

 

NEW SECURITY  TO BUY….

(above, I.D. Stronghold — Blocks RFID Scanning )

AND….

DON’T FORGET !

                                              Buy My Ebooks

“Irma’s House of Numbers”   and   “Epilogue: Irma’s House of Numbers”  (subtitle:  Counting The Kennedy Conspiracy)

CLICK LINK BELOW  TO AMAZON KINDLE:

http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_ss_c_1_23?url=search-alias%3Ddigital-text&field-keywords=irma%27s+house+of+numbers&sprefix=irma%27s+house+of+numbers

VIEW  VIDEO:

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btOoDyMzNiM&feature=related

BOOK ORDERS: “10 Documents” (an excerpt)

January 18, 2011

 

         (President John F. Kennedy with Sargent Shriver)                       

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I, Renee Ashley Baker,  will make/receive $30 million dollars from my  perfume company.  (Gale /Gail is not going to be with  nor own Renee Ashley Baker’s perfume company. 

                       NOW

 

“Good-Bye” from Renee Ashley Baker

www.JFKRFKAshley.Blogspot.com

 

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and

 

FOR M&M  (The Two Killed in Russia)

 

“10 Documents” 

by

Renee Ashley Baker

Copyright 2010 by Renee Ashley Baker

 ALL   RIGHTS   RESERVED

 

  (An Excerpt)

Lucille Ball was a  [Cuba Commie]  that J Edgar Hoover and the F.B.I. hated.

(Note:  Gale–GALE   GORDON–was with Lucy while me and my mother —IRMGARD—favored  another red head in showbusiness–Carol Burnett. . . .)  

The other person hated and surveilled (by the F.B.I.) as much as Lucille Ball ?     A skinny kid–a crooner–from Hoboken New Jersey by the name of Frank Sinatra–Francis  Albert  Sinatra  [As In Rat]  pack.

Footnote #1:   Lucille Ball was a member of the communist party married to a Cuban. 

The words in brackets [        ] are

                                        (see next page. . . .)

                           *****        *****           *****             *****

ABOUT  THE  AUTHOR: 

      Renee Ashley Baker was born at the rich Jewish hospital  [Barnes Hospital]  in St. Louis Missouri and is a registered Republican….and will become a citizen of France.

January 19, 2011  Wednesday 

To:  The Worldwide Press/Media:

I must have 1000 orders (at $99 per order). 

You will be able to FAX your orders.

www JFKRFKAshley.Blogspot.com

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re:  RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S WEDDING

     Since many in Denver are “still” so–so–concerned –worried–about whether or not  I, Renee Ashley Baker,  am going to “have/own   jewelry”.    I , Renee Ashley Baker, WILL.   The MAN  that Renee Ashley Baker gets married to will BUY Renee Ashley Baker jewelry   (from Tiffany  &  Co in Paris France).    The MAN who Renee Ashley Baker will marry will be caucasian/Jewish, 50-70 years of age and–a MILLIONAIRE!  Renee Ashley Baker will be married on the Greek Island of Skorpios and will then reside in the South of France.  (Renee Ashley Baker’s jewelry will be kept in a SAFETY DEPOSIT BOX  in a bank vault  in France bank). 

Renee Ashley Baker will work in the fashion and beauty industry designing handbags (for Tiffany  & Co) and launching a perfume line (with Chanel Corp 30/70 profit split?)

I, Renee Ashley Baker, am glad to hear that HRH and his bride to be Princess Kate Middleton want to have a “charity in lieu of gift wedding” .   Way to go Princess!

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January 18, 2011

To DEA, ATF, FBI, and Municipal Police Departments (in 50 States):

New Colorado Vehicle License Plate Numbers To Investigate for Extortion, Coercion, Stalking, Intimidation, Dope Running  and Drug Trafficking:

NO to “Mexicans”  and “NO” to ALL others that REnee Ashley Baker has previously said “NO” to.

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        SHOUT OUT TO BURGER SOTHEBY’S : 

         “Hold This  House For Me!”         

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