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Super Bowl 2012 For Men, Safety For Women, Men For Women, and President Obama (aka President ? )

January 31, 2012

 

  Amulet  Jewelry  …  Click link to view

            future blog home of :

          “Ashley Lane Jewelers”

                                      http://www.ashleylanejewelers.blogspot.com/

                                                                                       

 

 

 

 

 

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      I hereby now and forever officially dub thee, President Drone.

Yes–President Obama is now  “President Drone”  (and this IS  how World Leaders view President Obama).   So— can the Republican and Conservative opponents  for the White House stop being “piddly” ?     Can you stop acting like school girls?   (Stop acting like the piddly school girls in the silly high school movie “Mean Girls” ?).  Yes–you read right–I did say “GIRLS !”….   Do you Republicans  and Conservatives really think you can beat President Obama with all that garbage?  He has a billion dollar war chest fools!     So–from now on don’t–  anyone–  bring up the following:

(a) President Obama’s  “birth qualifications”. (Mitt Romney has recently announced that “his” father was born in Mexico).

(b) President  Obama’s  “grades and academic achievements”.  (President Obama went to two ivy league colleges –Columbia and Harvard’.   His grandmother–caucasian–was a banker but he probably got scholarships…)

(c) President Obama’s “drug use” ?   Remember–both Clinton and George Bush Jr were reported cocaine /crack cocaine users.  (In fact, in case you didn’t  know —  one of George Bush Jr’s  longtime friends– a popular chinese restaurant owner–was arrested–in Denver—for running a “drug trafficking ring” (LOL)….

(d) President Obama’s “grandiose spending”.  (What grandiose?  Do we want World Leaders to see the President of the United States as some “po welfare man”?)    COME  ON !

The United States is supposed to be the most powerful country in the world.  If President  Obama doesn’t look right world leaders, especially dictators like Ahmadinejad,  will “point and laugh”.  Besides, he–President Obama–could have gone skiing in St. Moritz Switzerland but instead he went to Hawaii where he was born!  ….

What–I think Republicans and Conservatives need to do is STOP and start over with a new plan.  A plan to either “repair” or “embellish” in 2017.    President Obama  IS  going to win another term.  FACE  IT!    And– in 2017 — the Republicans and Conservatives will then have “their chance at it”….The Republicans and Conservatives  will then be able to “embellish” how  Obama “turned it around”  or  “repair” the damage Obama did during his 8 year term.  So–either way have a plan you Republicans and Conservatives and be ready to “jump in” and “get started”  once “Obama” is “out of there” …

By the way–do you know WHY President Obama will win a second term?  Click link below to view 49 million votes that will be “going to President Obama”  in  November….Forty-nine  million votes going to the same man Conservatives have called “the food stamp president’….Click link to view 49 million voters….

 http://youtu.be/sdEvvuL38rM

AND

AND

DO YOU  WANT  ROMANTIC  PLAYS  DURING  PLAYS ?….

START  LOOKING?

Renee Ashley Baker will be using Janis Spindel Matchmaking Service in New York to find that “right guy”….

(and  HE has to be 50-70 years of age, caucasian/Jewish, and a millionaire….)

             

 

SINGLE ?  JUST DON’T FORGET ABOUT SAFETY  TOO… 

Hot Walkers (for joggers)….

http://www.diyselfdefense.com/hotwalkers.htm

Pepper Spray Key Ring (for key ring)….

http://safetybuddy.stores.yahoo.net/pepspraykeyr.html

  now….now….now

ARE

   YOU 

       READY

             FOR 

                   SOME 

                            FOOTBALL  ?   

                      

Be Sure To Add These Products To Your Superbowl Party….     

                                                                                 

 Cookies by

Panera of  St. Louis

                                            

    Blue Diamond almonds

and….The Waltons Present:  Edwards Pecan Pie….(at Walmart)….                     

 

 

 

Or

What About Ordering Chinese (with chop sticks ?)….

Beef  and  Snow Peas,  Egg Rolls, Orange Chicken and Fried Rice

and

DON’T  FORGET  TO ….

Check Out The “Authentic  Football Man Recipes”  at:

www. Facebook com/dashrecipes

PLUS….NEXT ?

 

Dorial Green-Beckham football star from St. Louis Missouri

              Is he the most dynamic athlete in the world? 

Renee Ashley Baker was born in St. Louis Missouri….

and….

St. Louis chasing a Tiger

above, photograph  taken by Renee Ashley Baker (at a “relative’s house”)….

 now

“DON’T  GET  ME   STARTED!”

Music To Get You Jumping (Before The Games  Begin)

 

Click link:     http://ReneeAshleyBaker.Tripod.com

 

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Renee Ashley Baker will be “moving to France”….

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Einstein Tuesday then Wednesday (COMPLETED)

May 10, 2010

 

Cupid (Friend To Renee)

“Cupid  Cupid”

 by

Renee Ashley Baker

  Copyright 2003 by Renee Ashley Baker

 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED 

 (verse)

In comes Tony, Pete,  Paul  and Kyle 

 In to visit, to talk for a while

  There sits Susie,  she’s in every night 

 Terri, Sarah, they can’t get it right 

 There sits Freddy, his sex on the phone 

Who’s  to judge him,  just leave him alone

(chorus)

 Cupid, Cupid

It’s last call again 

 Even though, love’s gone stupid

We all need a friend 

Cupid, Cupid

 It’s last call again 

 Even though, love’s gone stupid

 We all need a friend

 

 

 

I  FOUND  IT !      SO  VIEW  IT !

VIDEO MY SPACE: Cupid Cupid by Renee Ashley Baker

 (plus…listen to Renee Ashley Baker talking — click link below–then download….)

Cupid Cupid (WHAT HAPPENED TO MY SONG?)

 plus….

 

HEADED  FOR  DIVORCE

  Headlines read  “I rapped him!”

Tiger Woods:  Smart or Dumb? 

(My answer?   Smarty , Dummy,  or Bulgy — Tiger Woods has made $500  million dollars) 

LISTEN TO (Read):   “The Tiger Wife Rap”  by Renee Ashley Baker (click link below)

THE TIGER WIFE RAP by Renee Ashley Baker

(My choice to sing my “Tiger Wife Rap”  is Margaret Cho )

plus….

HEADED  FOR  DIVORCE 2

  Headlines read  “I counted — Er–  I   a-counted — him!”.

Mel Gibson: Smart or Dumb? 

 (My answer is smart because Mel Gibson is worth $1  billion dollars and because “Close is a lingerie store without….”)

plus….HEADED  FOR  DIVORCE 3 

 Headlines read  “I sued him!”.   (Susan Boyle is suing her brother because he won’t leave her alone!)

Susan Boyle: Smart or Dumb?

  (My answer is smart because SHE dreamed a dream….)     

plus….

RENEE  ASHLEY  BAKER’S  FINANCES 

1.  eHarmony: 350 Men (I’m on eharmony to WED  a ‘smooching partner) 

2.  TV Appearance (on ‘High Society”) 

 3.  Desiger (Renee Ashley Baker will design Samantha Thavasa Handbags and Swarovski Crystal “Pandora’s Jewelry Boxes”.

  4.  Spokes Model with Ford Modeling Agency (possible 21 companies including General Motors, AT&T, IBM ). 

5.    Novelist  (“7 COLORS” by Renee Ashley Baker). 

  6.   Motion Picture Producer for 20th Century Fox, Paramount, Disney, The Weinstein Company  (for motion picture productions of “S.O.L.” and “7 COLORS”). 

 7.  New Yorker &  Monocan  (Renee Ashley Baker will reside in New York and in Monaco Monte Carlo)

 RENEE ASHLEY BAKER: Smart or Dumb? 

My answer:  Smart

now…How  Smart  Are  You?  

Take the “Dumb Test” to see how dumb or smart ou may be:  Visit:  www.QuizRocket.com/dumb-test       

plus….

Joan Rivers “Can We Talk –About How They Got To Be Millionaires ?”….

 

Watch Joan Rivers new TV show “How’d You Get So Rich?” 

 (on TV Land–check your local listings for day and time)

plus….

SHOUT  OUT  TO:  Samantha  Thavasa 

         I, Renee Ashley Baker, would love to design a collection of handbags for Samantha Thavasa….

plus….

SHOUT OUT TO CORY VOORHIS

(If you want to “SELL”  your story—you can reach me through Bill Taylor he knows where to write to me). 

SHOUT OUT  2:   TO WARBLING CHRISSY & COPIER JOANNE  (STOP copying!  And stop reading this website.  This website is only for THE TALENTED!)

STOUT OUT 3:  LAWSUIT (click link below) 

http://www.lawweekonline.com/2010/05/denver-oks-65000-in-settlements-for-two-lawsuits/

SHOUT OUT 4:  To Bloggers on the Blogasphere 

(LINK  TO  THIS  BLOG PAGE!)

 plus….

Still “NO”

NO to Gwen Stefani

(Gwen Stefani will not get any song written by Renee Ashley Baker) 

2.  No to John Elway

3.  No to John Caldera (I’ll talk to  Mr. Limbaugh, Mr. Geddy and Serius/XM)

4.  No to Kellie  and No to the dark haired Italian one.  I have no reason to talk with either of these two newspeople–I do not need an appointment with either of you.  (2theDeuce Denver)

5.  No to Melanie Griffith

6.  No to George Clooney

7. No to Warner Bros, No to Universal and NO to all others Renee Ashley Baker has peviously said “NO” to.