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Dinners, Brunches, Benefits and Pool Parties (aka The Best of The Hampton’s Pool Parties….as PRESENTED by Renee Ashley Baker?)

June 20, 2013

New York Social Diary

above, photo courtesy of New York Social Diary

IT’S A PARTY— A PARTY PARTY WEEKEND !

Cocktails & Benefits

Party Table 1

AND….

New York Party 2

AND….

nEW  york party 1

AND….

New York Party 3

Come and have cocktails with Renee Ashley Baker and support one of The Erma Foundation’s charities (that being: The Democratic Party, Autism Research, The Robert F. Kennedy Center For Justice and Human Rights, Special Olympics III, The Fashion Institute, and of course The Ballet….)

COME—- COCKTAILS AT 8 —- DON’T BE LATE !

and….and….and…..

Sunday Salons & Brunch ?

Stunning poolside Hamptons soiree

Come sit at Renee Ashley Baker’s table for a New York “Sunday Brunch & Salon”. Come be one of the 12 friends of The Erma Foundation and lets us eat, drink and discuss “what the world needs”.

Information on the above “fundraisers” will be provided, in the future, on this (WordPress) blog and on “Guest Of A Guest”.

(There may even be an occasional “pool party” given, in The Hamptons, by “Erma French Perfume and Design”)

Pool Shark Inflatable Pool Lounger

above, The EXCALIBUR pool lounger (THE “POOL SHARK” BUILT EXCLUSIVELY FOR THE “BLUE BOOK RIDER”….)

and…now….for….

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S DINNER DISHES ?

(THEY ARE DISHES FIT FOR A PRINCESS SO—WHY NOT? HUH? WHY NOT? )

Christofle Pavillion Marly Bone China

above, the “Judge Judy Collection”

(Is she laughing…..???????)

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above, DinnerWare: $50,000 – $500,000 a set….

MY MOTHER (THE BEAUTIFUL MRS. A/B ) HAD BEAUTIFUL “GOLDEN HANDS”….SHE LOVED HER 24kt and 48kt GOLD JEWELRY…..SHE WOULD HAVE LOVED THE DINNERWARE ABOVE…..

click on “Golden Fingers” above to visit the France dinnerware website (fit for “Princess Renee” ?)

Now, Back To The Hamptons….

Summer Love….

Janis Spindel Serious Matchmaking wedding ring

(above, a book by Janis Spindel aka Renee Ashley Baker’s favorite “matchmaker”)

NOW….TIPS OF THE DAY….

MONEY MONEY MONEY

Money Dollar Bills aka Fortune

“IF YOU GOT IT SAVE IT!”

If you’re loaded (with money) check out the Certificate of Deposit Account Registry service (CEDARS). This program was co-founded in 2003 by an ex-Fed official….It lets you keep up to $50 million in CD’s with one “home bank” and stay fully FDIC insured (the home bank “parcels out” your holdings among other banks for you). For more information Visit:CDARS com

and

IF YOU DON’T HAVE IT AND…YOUR CAR INSURANCE PREMIUMS ARE TOO HIGH ?

Car Crash

Compare–Visit: InsWeb com

THE DRINK OF THE SUMMER ?

tHe sAtSumA

Satsuma Vodka tini

Above, The Satsuma Vodka-tini (for recipe visit: MyRecipe com)

Click On Photo Below of Lady Allegro (aka Renee Ashley Baker) and ….

Lady Allegro also known as

Remember: Renee Ashley Baker will be “launching” Erma French Perfume and Design in Paris France (hopefully, with the Wertheimers).

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Complete! + Tom Cruise + Happy New Year! (Countdown) plus 10 Tips and Renee’s annual year end review!

December 27, 2010

                                                         

                                              NEW   YEAR

                                        DEDICATIONS

                                                    by 

                                   Renee Ashley Baker

    To Those Who  Dance:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9MszVE7aR4

   To Those Who  Sing:

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTgnDLWeeaM

   To Those Who Have CHAIN  MAIL:    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPO3SaXHHBA

 

                                                 ON  TOUR 

                        “Linkin  Park”   with  “The Prodigy” 

                                                 Feb 6 

                                       The Pepsi Center 

 

        Every year I do a “Year End Review”.    However,   this year  I’m introducing the “Fist Bump”.    I am awarding a specified number of ‘fist bumps’  to each act of heroism or  HEARTism as is so deserved.

FOR  MIRACLES

“Back To Life–A Christmas Miracle”

*****Five Fist Bumps

 

 

 

 

 

     I award five fist bumps to Dr. Tim Bernard of Denver Colorado and the medical team that brought 2 year old Gore Otteson BACK TO LIFE.  To read more (click link): http://gimundo.com/news/article/lazarus-tot-gore-otteson-revived-with-therapeutic-cooling/ 

FOR   RENEE’S   SOLDIERS

“Wreaths Across America”

****Four Fist Bumps

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

   I am awarding ‘four fist bumps’ to Morrill  Worcester for placing wreaths on the graves of dead soldiers all across America  (one of those graves being the grave of my brother James who lies in rest and in honor at Ft. Logan cemetery. . . .) To read more click link:  http://www.buffalonews.com/wire-feeds/24-hour-national-news/article274025.ece

FOR  AUTISM

“Night of  Too  Many ‘funny’  Stars”

***Three  Fist  Bumps

 

 

 

 

 

            I am awarding three  ‘fist bumps’ to the men who put on “Night of Too Many Stars” (a biennial benefit inspired by performer Robert Smigel whose 12 year old son , Daniel, is autistic).   To read more click link:  http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/10/19/laughs-plus-a-worthy-caus_n_768225.html 

FOR  SAFETY

LADD. . . . “Lawyers Against Drunk Driving”

**Two Fist Bumps

 

 

 

 

 

          I am awarding two fist bumps to Denver attorney Michael Sawaya for providing a FREE New Years Eve ‘drunk cab’.   To read more click link:    http://denver.yourhub.com/Denver/Blogs/Archive/Blog~409160.aspx

FOR  GIFT  GIVING

“She’s  A  Doll”

** Two Fist Bumps

     

 I am awarding two ‘fist bumps’ to 5 year old Tenley Hollman for ‘spending her own money on American Girl dolls and giving them away at Christmas’.   To read more click link: http://www.kdvr.com/news/kdvr-5yearold-centennial-girl-donat-122010,0,2070831.story?track=rss

 FOR  PHILANTHROPY

“Shout Out To Oprah” (p.s.  Hattie told Mattie)

 *One Fist Bump”

              I am awarding ‘one BIG fist bump’ to Oprah Winfrey.  It has been documented that between 1998-2007 Oprah Winfrey has contributed–to charity–(through her Oprah Winfrey Foundation) a total of $230,019,049 million dollars!   To read more about Oprah’s goins on click link:   http://www.parade.com/celebrity/celebrity-parade/2010/1222-oprah-winfrey-extras.html

                                           S  i n g!   S i n g!    S i n g! 

“Auld Lang Syne”  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vpsu8WpN3nU&playnext=1&list=PLC63E71EA01987D73&index=91

                                                  HAPPY  NEW   YEAR !  

                                                                     f r o m

Natalie (Natasha) Wood starring as Little Susie Walker in “Miracle On 34th Street”. . . .

and

from

Oksana Baiul starring as Clara in “Nutcracker On Ice”

                                                  and  now

                                                  10  TIPS

                                  (to bring in the New Year)

PLANNING  A NEW YEAR’S EVE PARTY?          

  Tip #1                                                 

         Why not rent a photobooth?  They’re fun and there may be some left.  Check it out (click link below):

http://rentphotobooths.com/

   GOING OUT ON THE TOWN?

  Tip #2

  Ladies look great with Gkay Facial In A Box

   http://gkayskincare.com/gkay/index.htm

    Tip #3

   Ladies who want the “glittery eye”

      Get  great glittery eyes with Sephora:   http://www.sephora.com/browse/section.jhtml;jsessionid=D20ZDU3KOTY24CV0KQNQ5UQ?categoryId=S10503

       Get  that great  glittery eye from Chanel:

  http://www.glittergeek.ca/category/brands/chanel/

           HIRING A SITTER?

Tip #4

      Remedy Kids vs The Sitter problems.  Get advice at:

           http://www.sittercity.com/

     Kids vs The Internet?

     Remedy those problems  too by down loading a KID  SAFETY  software like “Internet Safety”:

                        http://www.internetsafety.com/

       And  lock  onto  a kid friendly website  like:

                   Kids Tube: http://www.kidstube.com/

       (note:  If you got a Wii or a Kinect for Christmas by all means USE IT on New Year’s Eve !)

      WHERE TO GO?

Tip #5

           (a)  Any club featuring DJ Grandma (aka Ruth Flowers) has got to be HOT!

           (b)  Club Noble Rot (or any other club in London currently frequented by HRH Prince Harry).

           In Paris France:

http://gofrance.about.com/cs/festivals/a/newyear.htm

           In London England

 http://golondon.about.com/od/decemberannualevents/a/New_Years_Eve.htm

           In  New York

        (a)   The Four Seasons

http://joonbug.com/newyork/places/5757-At-The-Four-Seasons-Hotel-NYC/DftyC2ZCkTz

     (b)  10 Things To Do in New York (on New Year’s  Eve)

http://newyork.timeout.com/things-to-do/this-week-in-new-york/18643/things-to-do-on-new-years-eve

 

STAYING IN (WITH YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER?) 

 Tip  #6

        

            (a) Get the bubbly, two champagne flutes and the Christmas gift basket (the one that contains the smoked salmon , pate and the beluga).

          (b) Rent or Download a dvd.  Some lush bio pic like:

“Young Victoria”     or   “Coco Before Chanel”

 

          

 

 

 

 

 WHERE TO ORDER FOOD:

Tip #7

     (a)  www.petrossian.com

     (b)  www.caviarteria.com

  ( Or try a pre-prepared  party tray from Albertson’s  or Safeway ) 

Emerald’s for Christmas?

Tip #8

   Show off your fabulous girl sparkle.  Wear emerald’s by Harry Winston on New Year’s Eve. . . .

 

   MAKE  YOUR  NEW  YEAR’S RESOLUTIONS:

  Tip #9  (“I  Resolve”)

 

 

 

           You  DON’T   have to resolve to go on a rampage freeing unsuspecting CIA agents from captivity at ‘DIVISION’. . . .  however. . . . you should resolve to “do something” in 2011

 

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTIONS:

1.  Find A Husband

(Go on dates using Janis Spindel Matchmaking Service)

2.  Photo Session

  (Photo session with Nicholas DeSciose in Denver)

 3.  Become A Spokesmodel

(Renee Ashley Baker will sign with Ford Modeling Agency for representation  for spokes model jobs with  NIKON COOLPIX and GENERAL MOTORS)

4.  Move To France

(Renee Ashley Baker will move to the South of France)  To: 

         (a)  Design Handbags (for Tiffany & Co)

        (b)   Launch “Renee Perfume ” (30/70 ownership with Chanel Corporation).

       (c)   Write fashion and beauty book (“Live!  In Progress”)

       (d)     Do a radio show (for XM/Sirius) from France.

 

                                                                    p l u s

“Good-Bye Miss Eunice” (Kennedy-Shriver)

August 12, 2009

….From Renee Ashley Baker

Celtic Woman

Mrs Eunice Kennedy Shriver at Special Olympics Nagamo 2005

“Her work transformed the lives of hundreds of millions of people across the globe and they in turn are her living legacy”—Family of Eunice Kennedy Shriver

VIDEO DEDICATION AT:
http://www.rabtelevision.spaces.live.com

Plus…Still “NO” : Renee Ashley Baker’s answer is still “NO” to Gale Hurd, No to Gail Katz, No Warner Bros, No to Warner Books, No to Richard Parsons, No to Universal, No to Grammercy, No to NBC, No to MCA/Farm, No to CBS, No to Fox 31, No to “the music industry (NO to David Geffen), No to rappers, No to rap music (I “hate” rap music), No to Bank of America, No to Verizon, No to Sprint, No to Apple Computer Corporation (No to Iphone/No to Itunes),No to California (I, Renee Ashley Baker, am NOT going to California) and—No to all other “Companies” and “People” I, Renee Ashley Baker, have previously said “NO” to…..

Renee’s 9 Magazines: “9 Days Of Christmas”

December 12, 2008

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WHAT IS RENEE ASHLEY BAKER GETTING FOR CHRISTMAS?

1.  9 Magazines:  Nine magazines to purchase and publish photos of Renee Ashley Baker wearing “13 Dresses”.  (The “9” magazines are: US, Newsweek, WWD, International Herald Tribune, USA Today, The New York Times Magazine , Vanity Fair , Vogue and “The Star” to promote my “Live Internet Show” from Monte Carlo)….plus….

2.  A Personal Assistant.    I will hire a personal assistant who will “work for me in New York City” while I’m residing in Monaco Monte Carlo.  (If Judy Lederman wants the job she is hired.  She , Judy, can work “at  her home” approximately  50% of the time.   Judy Lederman of New York –was seen this week on the  “M & J Show”)….plus….

3.  The Kennedy Family.   I will “work ” for the Kennedy Family’s charity: SPECIAL OLYMPICS 2.    I will receive a salary of $50,000 a year and   I will “headquarter”  my  “work” for the Kennedy Family’s “Special Olympics 2”  in Monaco Monte Carlo….plus….

4.  Harper Collins.  I will receive a $ 3-5 Million Dollar Book Advance from Harper Collins.  I will receive a $3-5 million dollar cash advance  to write  the book: “How I Became Envoy For The Kennedy Family by Renee Ashley Baker”….plus….

5.  Microsoft.  I will receive $1 million dollars per  year from Microsoft for their “sponsorship” of my “Live Internet Show”  which– will be broadcast from my condominium in Monaco Monte Carlo….plus….

6.  $5 million dollars in real estate.  A $3 million dollar condominium in Boston Massachusettes and a $2 million dollar condominium in Monaco Monte Carlo.

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“Casino de Paris Monte Carlo” by Fort Ogden (on Flickr)

                                                                monaco-monte-carlo

                                   “Monte Carlo”  by Millionengewi

FOR MORE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS?   (SCROLL DOWN)

GLAMOROUS WEDNESDAY’S DEBATES

October 15, 2008

                                   

“NO”  TO $11 MILLION DOLLARS

 (I, Renee Ashley Baker, do NOT want $11 million dollars so COWTOWN DENVER HAS TO STOP BOTHERING ME ABOUT $11 million dollars….I will “wear a wire” for the FBI).

also….

                     DON’T MISS THE DEBATES…..TONIGHT!

                                   

                           Renee Ashley Baker will “vote for” John McCain

 

plus….

NO TO  ABC NETWORK

I , Renee Ashley Baker, am “NOT” going to accept any tv series acting jobs.  Not on ABC Network and Not on Fox Network.  I , Renee Ashley Baker, am NOT going to “act in television”.  I, Renee Ashley Baker, also am NOT going to accept any “movie acting jobs” either UNLESS—UNLESS:  I, Renee Ashley Baker, am the “Star” of the motion picture;  (2) I, Renee Ashley Baker, am the “Executive Producer” of the motion picture; (3) unless Disney Motion Picture Distribution distributes the motion picture and (4) unless my leading men are: Mel Gibson, Val Kilmer, Tom Cruise, Harrison Ford, Richard Gere, and possibly Kevin Costner and Brad Pitt. 

(IF–If–I decide to Executive Produce the motion picture with U.S. Senator Edward M Kennedy as co-producer/consultant I will receive a $53.5 million dollar advance from Disney Corporation.   I , Renee Ashley Baker, will “sign this $53.5 million dollar motion picture distribution contract” with Disney Corporation while I am in Hyannisport Massachusettes….)

ONLY  CHAIRWOMAN:

 I, Renee Ashley Baker, plan to accept a $50,000 a year job to work for “Special Olympics 2”.  I, Renee Ashley Baker, will “act” as “Chairwoman”  for “Special Olympics 2”.  I , Renee Ashley Baker, will accept $3-5 million dollars from Harper Collins.  Harper Collins will publish my autobiography:  “How I Became The Special Envoy For The Kennedy Family”.   I, Renee Ashley Baker, will live in Boston Massachusettes (in my $3 million dollar condominium) six months out of the year and I, Renee Ashley Baker, will live in Monaco Monte Carlo six months out of the year….read “One Exception” (at bottom of page)….

STILL NO TO COWTOWN DENVER.  And Still No to Gale Hurd, No to Gail Katz.  (I will ask a  U.S. Federal Judge to make Gale Hurd and Gail Katz “stay away” from Renee Ashley Baker.  Still “NO” to Madonna, No to Universal/NBC, No to Grammercy, No to MCA/Farm, No to Warner Bros, No to the “music industry” , No to rappers/No to rap music).

ONE EXCEPTION:  The one “exception” being James Bond.  I, Renee Ashley Baker,  will Star as–I mean–I,  Renee Ashley Baker , will “portray” a “Bond Girl” in a James’ Bond movie IF– IF–the James Bond movie is filmed in Europe (meaning ON the European continent).

PLUS….

The employees at the Kinkos/Fed Ex  in Denver had better NOT threaten to “beat anybody else up”.  (I have already told the FBI about their previous threats).  AND ….I DO NOT LIKE MEXICANS…..

above, Renee Ashley Baker, as “The Mermaid”

Friday: The Future Is Boston Massachusettes

September 12, 2008

 

 But first ….

 NOW SHOWING:  AT  A  THEATRE  NEAR  YOU

Movie To See:  “I.O.U.S.A” (opened August 27th) at selected theatres near you.  This film is a “documentary” about the United State’s $53 Trilion Dollar Debt.

“I.O.U.S.A” was produced by U.S. Comptroller General David Walker.  His “3 Step” recovery program for this bad  U. S. economy ?   First, he says:

1.  Stop Digging

2.  Have A Plan

3.  Have Means and Mechanisms (so you don’t fall back into debt).

See the movie (or read the book)

plus

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S BOSTON ….In A Bubble ?

                               

“BOSTON BUBBLE CITYSCAPE”  by  howlinhill on Flickr

and

“HELLO BOSTON SOCIETY HERE I COME”   says Renee Ashley Baker

    I, Renee Ashley Baker, have said “NO” to the movie business and my answer will stay “NO”.   Also “NO” to Emmys.  (This means “NO” to TV).   

      I, Renee Ashley Baker, will give COCKTAIL PARTIES in Boston and give CHARITY PARTIES in Boston to benefit Special Olympics, the Riverkeepers,  and the American Cancer Society.  There’ll be BELUGA CAVIAR triangles and the MOET will flow….

and….the party dresses will “rustle”

Renee Ashley Baker will wear Chanel’s “little black dress” in Boston…. 

                                        

Renee Ashley Baker will wear Chanel’s “royal purple” in Boston

Renee Ashley Baker will wear Chanel’s Chinchilla  in Boston….

(The above looks like a coat that I owned a long time ago but…. was of course “faux chinchilla”)

Renee Ashley Baker’s “White Wedding?”

(above, Chanel wedding gown shown at Chanel’s 2008 fall/winter couture show in Paris)…..

DEAR MR KARL LAGERFELD (Captain of Chanel): Can you make the above dresses freebies so I don’t  have to attend Boston cocktail parties wearing my slip ?  (Mr. Jimmy Choo is giving me “free shoes”)….

Plus….NO TO DENIRO, NO TO VIGGO MORTENSON, AND NO TO COERCION:    This “organized crime” cowtown called Denver Colorado  is still trying to “extort me” when I’ve decided that there will be No movie production, no book and no tv show.  The “organized crime” sitting in this Denver Public Library is now trying to “coerce me” to do business with Viggo Mortenson.  Viggo Mortenson will “GO TO PRISON”. 

Denver’s “poor” have to “do WITHOUT” Renee Ashley Baker’s help and Denver’s “poor” have to SET UP A METH LAB  or  ROB A BANK.

2.  The “organized crime” sitting in this Denver Public Library keep saying that I am going to meet some “Italians with publishers”.   These Italians will “GO TO PRISON TOO”.  I am NOT  going to “meet any Italians”.  And no Italian is my son–I have NO SON who is Italian. 

3.    The “organized crime” sitting in this Denver Public Library keeps trying to “force me” into motion picture production but I will NOT allow any movie production.   

4.   I don’t care whether Denver “respects” crazy or not Denver is NOT  going to get any “papers” from crazy Renee Ashley Baker.  So Denver is going to LEAVE RENEE ASHLEY BAKER ALONE about papers.  I, Renee Ashley Baker, am the “NUT HOUSE” so–Denver had better LEAVE ME ALONE about money.   I “Tore Up” the papers so leave me alone here in Denver.  I “Tore Up” the book so leave me alone here in Denver.  There will be “NO Book”.   I “Tore Up” the book so that Denver “criminals” couldn’t break into my house and steal papers.  Shirley, Fofi, Rosa Ann, Black Barbara, Black Beggin Megan, Cindy, and Mexican Jesse should all “go to prison” for “COERCION” “EXTORTION” and “RACKETEERING”.   I, Renee Ashley Baker, am “Crazy” so what does Denver keep bothering me about for ?   I WILL NOT accept $10 million dollars.  I DO NOT WANT $10 million dollars. 

5.  I, Renee Ashley Baker,  am CRAZY and I, Renee Ashley Baker, am  just  going to “sit in Boston” in my $3 million dollar condominium that I’m buying with $3 million dollars I’m getting from Senator Edward M Kennedy.   I’m NOT going to “sit here in Denver”.   I AM going to sit in BOSTON.   I WANT Boston Massachusettes where I will live for the 25-40 years.  I will not accept $10 million I will only accept a $3 million dollar condominium in Boston that I’m getting from Senator Edward M Kennedy.

6.  I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, WAS BORN AND RAISED IN ST. LOUIS MISSOURI AND I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, AM LEAVING FOR BOSTON ON SUNDAY ….

7.  DENVER WILL NEVER NEVER TELL RENEE ASHLEY BAKER WHAT TO DO.  DENVER WILL STOP “EXTORTING” RENEE ASHLEY BAKER.  

8.  NO TO MADONNA (Madonna is still the “Dog” that I’m not going to let sniff up underneath my dress and Lourdes is still a “Dog” too).  NO to Warner, No to Warner Bros.  No To Gale Hurd and No to Gail Katz .  Both Gale Hurd and Gail Katz will “GO TO PRISON” for extortion, coercion and racketeering.  NO to CBS, No to NBC, No to Universal, No to Grammercy, No to MCA/Farm, No to rappers, No to rap music, NO to singers and No to the music industry.

9.  SCROLL DOWN….