Posts Tagged ‘Sothebys’

RENEE’S FAVORITES….plus shout out To Tiffany & Co, Sotheby’s, Ford Modeling, at&t, GM (plus Gotta A Rental House in The Hamptons?)

April 26, 2012

Renee Ashley Baker’s favorite “wet suit” ….A Ford Modeling Gig for Renee?

Renee Ashley Baker’s favorite nail polish….HARD CANDY….

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TO HEAR MUSIC TO “SUNSHINE REMIX” CLICK ON MICROPHONE ABOVE….

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I, Renee Ashley Baker would like to meet with the Chairman and/or President of Tiffany & Co (in New York) abut my designing (for Tiffany & Co) the “Irmigard” crocodile handbag….Which will sell for $3,000 – $10,000.

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Dear Sotheby’s Auction House: As previously stated, I, Renee Ashley Baker, would like to meet with you (in New York) about your “auctioning” 9 of my photographs to a European “art collector”. I’d like a “million dollar guarantee” (although I will sell/auction two other photographs for a minimum bid of $10,000 each).

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Dear Rental House Owners: Have you got a house in South Hampton or East Hampton that you can rent on “flexible terms”?

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Dear Ford Modeling Agency: As previously stated I, Renee Ashley Baker, would like to meet with you (in New York) about your “representing me” as a “spokes model” for AT&T, GM, Moet Champagne, Chanel, Jimmy Choo…..

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Yes, the New York MEN in Janis Spindel’s “rolodex” will be able to email, text message and phone Renee Ashley Baker. (I am seriously looking for a husband so I expect you “MEN” to be serious too….)

and here’s Renee….

(Scroll Down To View Videos Starring Renee)

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Man’s Humanity to Man, New York, Caroline Kennedy, Brad Pitt and Beyond and Beyond (“Irma’s House of Numbers” Counting The Kennedy Conspiracy)

October 1, 2011

 

 

Renee’s  Favorite  Charity Workers ?

 

 

Click Link For More Info:

http://schools.nyc.gov/FundForPublicSchools/AboutUs/BOD/default.htm

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                                       MORE….MOORE

 

BRAD  PITT  CHARITY WORKER FOR   “MAKE IT RIGHT”….

Click Link For More Info:

 http://makeitrightnola.org/

 

AND  the Erma Foundation….

     

   In  it’s first year of operation “The Erma Foundation” hopes to get five $1 million dollar donations from five Fortune 500 corporations…Hopefully, “The Erma Foundation” will become a charity of HRH Prince William and HRH Prince Charles (the Prince’s Trust….)

 plus

 

Renee Ashley Baker’s  favorite New York Restaurants?

ABC Kitchen and Ma Peche

    

 

   

and

Renee Ashley Baker’s favorite New York  (dentists?)

Lana Rosenberg

Irwin Smigel

H. Spielman

Jonathan Levine

SO—RENEE  IS  MOVING !

to  France 

Renee Ashley Baker’s favorite New York realtor?

House : Burger Realty Sotheby’s  (south of France)

Renee Ashley Baker’s favorite bank (for a mortgage) Rothschild Bank (for Erma French Perfume and Design)

SHOUT  OUT  CABLE TV CHANNELS:  Please expect my lawfirm to contact you about my TV Show/Special….

 

and….

Renee’s favorite commodity?

G O L D !

                

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RE:  THE PARTY/TV SHOW

No to Eminem, No to The Jacksons, and No –I will not be recording an album (nor a CD) for Warner Bros Records…

P.S.  I cannot take back what I said about the “murderer” of Michael Jackson.  He had no business ever practicing medicine….Those trying to “flock” around show business now are NO GOOD….

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                                               BUY!     BUY!      BUY!

                                             Best  ebook  for  $4.99:

 “Irma’s House of Numbers”  (Counting The Kennedy Conspiracy)

http://www.amazon.com/gp/search?rh=i%3Aaps%2Ck%3AIRMA%27S+HOUSE+OF+NUMBERS&keywords=IRMA%27S+HOUSE+OF+NUMBERS&ie=UTF8&qid=1317492109&ajr=0

For Sale: Goldeneye below, Plus…An Island Paradise Vacation? (There is still time). . . .

June 24, 2011

 

“Irma’s House Of Numbers” (Counting The Kennedy Conspiracy)

 

 

Buy and tell all your friends to Buy (I need 3,000 sales per month of all three ebooks)

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 ‘HOW I SPENT MY SUMMER VACATION…

        (It’s not too late to book that Island Getaway….)

 

Lyford Cay Luxury Bahamas (at Unusual Villa Rentals com)

 

K Club Luxury  in Barbuda (at Paradise-Islands org)

Villa Marie in St. Tropez (at Concierge com)

Mustique in the Carribbean

Below, Fabulous Mustique Villa  designed by  Oliver Messel

Did you know –that Minerva Paradizo is a fictional character from the Artemis Fowl series of books and is one of the main antagonists in “Artemis Fowl and the Lost Colony” ?   

AND….

Don’t Forget Stateside

The Inn at Fox Hollow in Long Island (at ScottoBrothers com)

 

Below Villa –The Hamptons’ –Long Island

Remember ?

Remember Seinfeld’s  Hamptons’  Summer  House Thingy ?  (It  re-ran last night. . . .LOL)

Take the test below: 

Bikini  Ready?

(Below The Queen)

Sunglass Ready? 

(Below Chanel )

 

Sandal  Ready ? 

 (Below Bernard Rudofsky’s revived 2011 sandals….

               First Lady Jackie Kennedy Onassis  wore  Bernard’s sandals on her and ARI’s  private  Greek Island Skorpios)

Chapeau Ready?

Spring /Summer hat by Louise Greene Millinery

Drink Ready?

(Below The Bubbly)

 

OR

(Below Deep Eddy’s Hard Tea)

 

plus

FOR   SALE:   GOLDEN  EYE

        House For Sale on Kiawah Island (South Carolina)

               Address:  108  Goldeneye  Drive

               Details:  5 bedrooms, 5 & 1/2 baths, 3,545 sq ft

               Asking price:  $ 1, 950, 000

                Realtor:  Movoto com

 

and

SHOUT   OUTS….

              (Three Shout Outs)

  SHOUT  OUT #1:  To Sotheby’s

          I, Renee Ashley Baker, would like to meet with Sotheby’s Auction House in New York about Sotheby’s selling nine (9) of my photographs  (on Flickr). 

      TERMS:  I, Renee Ashey Baker will select the 9 photographs to be sold; (b) The 9 photographs must be sold to a European art collector. (c) I, Renee Ashley Baker will sign and number each of the 9 photographs. (d) I, Renee Ashley Baker, own 100% copyrights to these 9 photographs.  

       Sotheby’s will:  (a) “Forego” the 10% Sellers Commission; (b) “Guarantee” Renee Ashley Baker $1 million dollars for the 9 photographs via a “binding contract” that obliges Sotheby’s to pay seller $1 million dollars. (c) “Cover” all printing costs and marketing costs (marketing meaning catalog printing or possibly marketing via the website Sotheby’s  com.) 

SHOUT OUT #2:  To Chanel Corp:

      I, Renee Ashley Baker, would like to design a line of French bed linen to be named after my Mother’s “day bed”.   A day bed that my Mother kept “beautiful” all day and upon which “sat”  my Mother’s DOLLS….I, Renee Ashley Baker, would like Chanel Corporation to BUY 70% of Renee Ashley Baker’s  French perfume and design company which—will design–(a) a line of crocodile handbags (for Tiffany & Co ?); (b) a line of fine  jewelry (Ashley Lane Jewelers); (c) a perfume line (produced by Chanel perfumes); (d) French bed linen.

SHOUT OUT #3  To Janis Spindel Matchmaking (in New York)

     I, Renee Ashley Baker, will meet with Janis Spindel (in New York) about Janis Spindel finding me a HUSBAND….REQUIREMENTS: Caucasian/Jewish, 50-70 years of age.

PLUS

     TO VIEW RENEE’S PHOTOGRAPHS (click link below ):

http://www.flickr.com/photos/reneebakerstudios/

 

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New Year: Fashion In Winter, New Products, Potpourri, and Renee’s Statement (again!)

January 12, 2011

 

 





www.JFKRFKAshley.Blogspot.com





 

 

 

 

 

VIEW  VIDEO:  

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9K0ZvBtsUg

 

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re:  NO.

NO  to ALL THOSE I,Renee Ashley Baker, have previously said “NO” to. . . .(However, I, Renee Ashley Baker, would like to appear on–act on– the  TV Show “Nikita”. . . .) 

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CAN’T  FIGURE  ?

TRY:               RENEE    SAVE    U.K.

 (without the second “S”)

 

ANAGRAM QUIZ:  The above phrase –the above three words –spell out an anagram . . . . Can  you  figure  out  what  it  is ?

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      re:  GUEST OF A GUEST ?

       I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be hiring a writer–a BLOGGER–to be the “guest blogger” for “About Renee Ashley Baker ” for the next 12 months.   Renee Ashley Baker’s “guest blogger” will be female, caucasian, and  JEWISH. . . .
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PLUS. . . .
 
 Momma  &  Baby  Puffer

 

  J Crew Baby Puffer Jacket

        

 

          I, Renee Ashley Baker, want Michael Kors to save me a puffer vest that I can wear  all around  New York . . . .Thank you Michael !  

plus 

more winter wear

Hermes Suede Gloves at Bluefly.com  (cost: $550.00)

   Coach  Fur Gloves  trimmed in mink (cost: $398)

 

 Waterproof Boots For Women ?

 

 

 

 

      

    Joan of Artic  by Sorel

    A waterproof full grain leather and suede winter boot with faux fur trim

 Elle McPherson wearing the  Sorel’s Joan of Artic

and

Renee’s Favorite Winter Slather On . . . .

  and

MORE   WINTER   POTPOURRI

  For The Family’s Safety During Winter

 

(Walkway Snow Melting Mat by Heat Trak) 

 FOR  The Family’s Space Heating During Winter

 

Conserving Energy or Conserving Costs the Eden Pure Heater is the way to go …. 

and

 for. . . .

RECREATION  IN  WINTER:

So you  Want To Learn To Ski?

Try the Killington Ski School in Killington Vermont. . . .

This ski resort has an “escalator” for those who can’t ride the ski lift up the mountain!. . . .

Safety Beacon

 

       For those who already ski (as well as the novice) you must, must carry the “multi-survival module”.   .  .  .  It keeps you safe in the woods, on the slopes and even in the city . . . . (In an emergency it emits an extremely loud, piercing whistle that can be heard for well lover a mile should you get LOST!)

Buy at:  HerringtonCatalog.com

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TO THE WORLDWIDE PRESS/MEDIA: 

I Must Have 1,000 Orders (at $99 per order).

You WILL be able to FAX your orders…..

Visit:  www.JFKRFKASHLEY.Blogspot.com

and. . . .

        I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be (a) getting married plus (b) moving to France plus  (c) designing handbags (for Tiffany & Co ?) plus  (d) launching a perfume line (with a Chanel Corporation profit split  30/70 ?).

2.  re:  RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S  ‘PINK  FUSCIA  JACKET’.   It  is packed up and will be MOVED to FRANCE. . . .

(I, Renee Ashley Baker, will become a CITIZEN OF FRANCE)

Now…Renee Ashley Baker’s products. . . .

 

 

 

 

 IBM’s Lenovo –it has  “Facial Recognition” Software !

 Renee Ashley Baker’s  Husband by  Janis Spindel Matchmaking

Renee Ashley Baker will be :

getting married in 2011

premiering aRenee Ashley Baker handbag line in 2012

launching a Renee Ashley Baker perfume in 2013

Below:  Renee Ashley Baker’s House in the South of France (?????)

 

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Still “NO” TO:  Gale Hurd, Gail Katz, Charlize Theron, Julia Roberts, Angelina Jolie, Melanie Griffith, Goldie Hawn,  Madonna, Madonna’s company, Brittany Spears, Rihanna, Whitney Houston, Beyonce Knowles, Tyra Banks, Halle Barry, Whoopi Goldberg, Dr. Dre,  Sony.    Also No to Universal, Grammercy, MCA/Farm, NBC, CBS.

I, Renee Ashley Baker, am in the “fashion and beauty industry”.

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Thanksgiving! plus JFK, plus Mel Gibson, plus Black Friday !

November 20, 2010

   

                “Live! (In Progress)” by Renee Ashley Baker

ATTENTION  CHAIRMEN  OF  THE  BOARD:

Harper Collins/William Morrow and Co/Avon, Simon and Schuster, Hyperion, Viking Penguin, Atlantic Grove, St. Martin’s Press, HBG, Hearst Books, Bertelsmann/Random House/Knopf/Crown

                                  TO:  TEN BOOK PUBLISHERS

                                           A   PROPOSAL

                               A   LETTER  OF  AGREEMENT

THAT 1:  Publisher agrees: To publish a first printing of 350,000 books.

THAT 2:  Publisher agrees: Renee Ashley Baker will receive (from the publisher) a CASH ADVANCE of 1 million dollars ($1,000,000).

THAT 3:  Publisher agrees:  Upon Publisher’s RECOUPMENT of said advance (by book sales) Renee Ashley Baker and the publisher would SPLIT all profits 30/70 respectively.

THAT 4:  Publisher agrees: Publisher shall retain EBOOK rights and AUDIO BOOK rights.

THAT 5:  Publisher agrees: Renee Ashley Baker shall retain “all” MOTION PICTURE RIGHTS and “all” TV RIGHTS.

 

                                        HAPPY   THANKSGIVING  !

                                      from  Renee  Ashley  Baker

 

To: My Mother (Mrs Ashley): 

       VIDEO #1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPO3SaXHHBA&feature=related

To:  My Father: 

     VIDEO #2:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btOoDyMzNiM

 To:  My Brother  (James aka Baby Jesse)  :

     VIDEO #3:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__PU5CVSegg

To: Mel Gibson (Brother  2):

     VIDEO  #4:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6q0VcgOfIQA

             

                           for   november

THE FORMER FIRST LADY. . . .

New Book “Dear Mrs. Kennedy” by Jay Mulvaney

Katie Holmes as First Lady Jacqueline Kennedy

and….

“Cirque Jackie”  written by and starring Andrea Reese (below)

plus the holiday. . . .

Thanksgiving Dinner Online?   (Your  Gourmet at Pfaelzer com)

Appetizers Anyone ?

Pate on toast at Petrossian com

Beluga by itself at Petrossian com 

 

and  A Glass Of  Wine . . . .

       the classic

the light. . . .

 

the alcohol free wine. . . .

 
and then theres
The   Bubbly !

"Moet"

 

So—

Take a clutch to the Party. . . .

 

then

don’t forget

BLACK   FRIDAY:  The  $200 HDTV special 

“This deal is out and around”   but, warns  digital Goddess Kim Komando,  “It’s  720p  (not   1080p)”  . . . .

above, 19inch  JVC HDTV (cost: approx  $330)

WRITE ABOUT IT SMYTHSON:

 above, Day Planners by Smythson of Bond Street (LONDON)

and

VIDEO  DAD OR VIDEO  MOM ?

above, virtual video….(Say wha!  It’s here?)

and

Help for Grandma and Grandpa or _____?

above, Heat Trak snow melting mat for your front walk .  It really melts snow!  Sold at all BIG BOX STORES (now go get one). . . .

WANT TO TREAD  SAFELY THIS WINTER?  

Try Co Authority Carbon Monoxide Warning System

NOW

 FOR THE HOLIDAY:   

 At the  Westin Resort in Vail (AAAA)

at the movies

Below scene from:  Warren Miller’s new ski film “Wintervention”

 

So–You Wanna Be A Princess?

      marry a prince. . . .

plus

A Princess who designs jewelry:  Dorothy Hamil Designs Jewelry To Benefit Breast Cancer (exclusively at Helzbergs)

and

A Princess who Still Designs Wraps:

 above, the little black wrap. . . .

Well, 

Laser It  !

The Fraxel Laser beauty treatment by Dr. Patricia Wexler

Dr. Patrica Wexler (Renee Ashley Baker’s New York dermatologist?  I’d  like an appointment  Dr. Wexler. . . .)

and LASTER IT!    Zeltig Laser Fat Freezing aka Coolscupting

this laser really freezes fat !
 
 
and
What’s new with Housewives?

Socialite Sonja Morgan

for Princess Partying:  Why Chanel Cosmetics of course. . . .

For Partying:  Party Food

Dinner Rolls: (Mrs. Ashley’s favorite!)

Party Like Madmen:

 

A  Bunny Princess (In White):

                                               Suri  Cruise

 

vs

 

The Black Swan. . . .

                            Shiloh  Jolie  Pitt

 

and

The eye sees. . . .

Rare Pink (sold by Sothebys for $46 million dollars). . . .

 

 

PRESIDENT  JOHN  F. KENNEDY

PRESIDENT JOHN F. KENNEDY  AS    “J.J.”

VISIT:  www.JFKRFKASHLEY.Blogspot.com

 

Renee Ashley Baker  as The Mermaid

Visit Renee’s  Tripod: (click link) http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com/id10.html

 

Eye Of The Beholder (Mel Gibson plus . . . .)

July 28, 2010

 

P u r p l e . . . .

“SELF –  PORTRAIT  BY  ANDY  WARHOL”

Sold (in May) by Sotheby’s Auction House for $32 million dollars.

 

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“LAUGHING   MARILYN  BY  CRAIG  SEMETKO”

Said Craig Semetko:  “I’m trying to tell a story with interesting characters in a single frame”….

 

plus

 

.   .  .  .   WOLF — ERINE  ?

Ralph Wolfe Cowan was the only artist who Elvis ever commissioned to do his portrait.  It  still hangs –today– (in Graceland) as the only portrait Elvis ever permitted to hang  there. . . .

 

 

 

 

AND

 

THE  SEXIEST  MAN  ALIVE  (with a black bow in his hair). . . .

 

 

 

 

 

 

  

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SHOUT  OUT  TO  LADY GAGA:

(Lady GaGa  is in Denver tonight at the Pepsi Center) 

 

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ADDENDUM—“HAPPY FATHER’S DAY” TO THE WALKING MAN (from Renee Ashley Baker)

June 17, 2010

 

 

FOR   FATHERS  OR…. FORE   FATHERS ?

 CLINK LINK HERE

 

 

 

THIS  POST  IS  For My Father–Mr. Ashley–On Father’s Day .   My Father –Mr. Ashley–was a Mason and a Soldier in the U.S. Army  and– he made me–Renee Ashley–A  PRINCESS….

 THE  MOST  EXPENSIVE   MAN   WALKING  ?

 

“THE WALKING MAN”   by  Alberto  Giacometti

 A sculpture purchased– at a  Sotheby’s of London auction–  by an anonymous collector for  $104.3  MILLION  DOLLARS. 

 SHOUT OUT TO THE ANONYMOUS COLLECTOR  from Renee Ashley Baker:  “I’d love to have lunch with you and get  a ‘private showing’  of  the “WALKING MAN”.     You see–I,  Renee Ashley Baker,  think I know this “Walking Man” .. . . 

(Renee Ashley Baker’s aside:   “What a name dropper that Renee Ashley Baker  is” ! ! ! )

AND….WHAT  GOES  WITH  THE  WALKING  MAN ?

Why His Golden Ring, of course….

Stuart Hughes  24kt Gold Iphone.     Cost?  $2 million dollars 

 and WHAT ELSE DOES A WALKING MAN NEED?  A  BEER !

THE  KING  OF  BEERS    (A Belgian Company)

 

 

My Father–Mr. Ashley –drank  Manischewitz  Wine  AND— he also drank   BUDWEISER  BEER. . . .

(Renee Ashley Baker’s aside: “My father’s family–Ashley–and my father’s mother’s family– Harris– can be traced back to England and Wales….)

SO–FATHER’S DAY IS ON SUNDAY AND  STILL  NO  GIFT  FOR DAD?

There are two new apps for the Iphone:

  For Collectors:  Ebay  (download at apple.com/webapps)

 and

 For Golfers:  Swing by Swing (download at swingbyswing.com)

 OR

WHAT ABOUT A  GOLF  TRIP  FOR DAD?   BY LAND OR BY SEA ?

(sail aboard Cunard’s Queen Elisabeth 2 )

IF BY  SEA:  There are two great sea cruises for Golfers: 

 1.  GolfAHoy (at golfahoy.com)

2.  Elite Golf Cruises  (at elitegolfcruises.com)

but…WHAT IF BY LAND, YOU SAY ? 

 Also  at  GolfAHoy .com  you’ll  find  International Golf Vacation Packages….

OR 

 FOR  FATHER’S  DAY:  What about?    Socks….

 New socks for Dad every three months from BlackSocks.com (BlackSocks.com is a company based in Switzerland)

 

 

ALSO FOR DAD:  May He Have The Courage Of A Young Girl. . . . 

above,  the “Great”  Anne Frank

 

AND NOW….BELOW

A recipe for Dad  from  The New York Times

 

 SWEETBREADS   A   LA   KING

 2 pairs sweetbreads

Water

6 tablespoons butter

12 fresh mushrooms, sliced

1 green pepper, seeded and chopped

1 canned pimento, chopped

1/2 cup sherry

1 cup heavy cream

2 tablespoons flour

1 cup milk

1 teaspoon salt

4 patty shells, purchased

1. Soak the  sweetbreads in ice water forty-five minutes.  Drain and cook slowly in simmering water to cover until white, fifteen to twenty minutes.  Drain, cool in ice water and remove all covering and connective tissues.  Cut into small cubes. 

2.  Melt half the butter in a saucepan, add the mushrooms, green pepper and pimento and cook about ten minutes.  Add half the sherry and cream. 

3.  Simmer until the sauce is reduced by about half.  Add the diced sweetbreads.

  4.  In a saucepan melt the remaining butter,  add the flour and stir with a wire whisk until blended.   Meanwhile, bring the milk to a boil and add all at once to the butter-flour mixture, stirring vigorously with the whisk.  Add to the sweet-bread mixture and season with salt. 

 5.  Add the remaining cream and sherry just before pouring the mixture into the heated patty shells. 

Yield:  4 Servings  

 

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RICH? Then Chase–It’s The Credit Card For You….

October 7, 2009
Holloween Pumpkin #2 by Zero79 (on Flickr)

Holloween Pumpkin #2 by Zero79 (on Flickr)

Car Chase by Sanbeiji (on Flickr)

Car Chase by Sanbeiji (on Flickr)

FOR THE UPPER CRUST

CHASE’S “SAPPHIRE”

Only At Chase Bank….

Chase Card Services, a unit of JP Morgan Chase & Co, will now offer a rewards card designed for “wealthy customers”.
The new card, the “Chase Sapphire” is designed for the top earning 15% of U.S. Households. It ofers travel services, access to round the clock customer service, and a “rewards program” ….

FOR THE UPPER MIDDLE EMPLOYED (with good crust taste….)

Panera Lobster Sandwich (photo by mydailyphotoshoot.com)

Panera Lobster Sandwich (photo by mydailyphotoshoot.com)

Panera Bread’s $17 Lobster Sandwich….Brought To You By Panera Bread Company of St. Louis Missouri

Saint Louis Panera Bread Company

Saint Louis Panera Bread Company

FOR THE UPPER, UPPER CRUST (with good taste and lots of dough….)

Sapphire Jewelry auctioned by Sothebys May 2009

"Sapphire Jewelry" auctioned by Sotheby's May 2009

Wednesday, May 6, 2009….At A Sotheby’s Auction In Geneva Switzerland the “Sapphires” (pictured above) were estimated to bring between: $500,000-$800,000 (earrings); $320,000-$520,000 (necklace) and $450,000-$650,000 (bracelet)….

PLUS….

“GOOD-BYE WILLIAM SAFIRE’ From Renee Ashley Baker

(William Safire 1929 – 2009 Winner of both the “Presidential Medal of Honor” and the “Pulitzer Prize”….)

plus….

25 THINGS ABOUT RENEE ASHLEY BAKER

The Bread Of Life? Croissants of course….
Renee Ashley Baker says that she does NOT eat donuts–that she absolutely ‘hates’ donuts–but that she loves to eat “CROISSANTS’ –fresh baked–with or without butter….
(Renee Ashley Baker will sign with Ford Modeling Agency–in New York City–for representation to 21 Companies which include: Moet Champagne/Louis Vuitton, Jimmy Choo, Chanel, Chanel Cosmetics, Chanel Perfume –‘Renee Perfume by Chanel’– and– Rolex of Switzerland….)

Renee’s 9 Magazines: “9 Days Of Christmas”

December 12, 2008

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WHAT IS RENEE ASHLEY BAKER GETTING FOR CHRISTMAS?

1.  9 Magazines:  Nine magazines to purchase and publish photos of Renee Ashley Baker wearing “13 Dresses”.  (The “9” magazines are: US, Newsweek, WWD, International Herald Tribune, USA Today, The New York Times Magazine , Vanity Fair , Vogue and “The Star” to promote my “Live Internet Show” from Monte Carlo)….plus….

2.  A Personal Assistant.    I will hire a personal assistant who will “work for me in New York City” while I’m residing in Monaco Monte Carlo.  (If Judy Lederman wants the job she is hired.  She , Judy, can work “at  her home” approximately  50% of the time.   Judy Lederman of New York –was seen this week on the  “M & J Show”)….plus….

3.  The Kennedy Family.   I will “work ” for the Kennedy Family’s charity: SPECIAL OLYMPICS 2.    I will receive a salary of $50,000 a year and   I will “headquarter”  my  “work” for the Kennedy Family’s “Special Olympics 2”  in Monaco Monte Carlo….plus….

4.  Harper Collins.  I will receive a $ 3-5 Million Dollar Book Advance from Harper Collins.  I will receive a $3-5 million dollar cash advance  to write  the book: “How I Became Envoy For The Kennedy Family by Renee Ashley Baker”….plus….

5.  Microsoft.  I will receive $1 million dollars per  year from Microsoft for their “sponsorship” of my “Live Internet Show”  which– will be broadcast from my condominium in Monaco Monte Carlo….plus….

6.  $5 million dollars in real estate.  A $3 million dollar condominium in Boston Massachusettes and a $2 million dollar condominium in Monaco Monte Carlo.

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“Casino de Paris Monte Carlo” by Fort Ogden (on Flickr)

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                                   “Monte Carlo”  by Millionengewi

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Glamorous Wednesday: E

August 6, 2008

 

                            My Mother

                               by

                    Renee Ashley Baker

      The Beautiful Mrs B (who always dressed like the ladies in Vogue Magazine) is pictured above wearing a beautiful sheer silk blouse,  her  “24 kt gold”  rings and earrings, and– her favorite Diamond Heart Pendant Necklace (Coeur de la Mer?)

      My mother always, always owned fur coats.  She owned a full length mink coat  and a mink stroller,  and a mink stole.  (In fact, in the early 1960’s my mother owned a “real leopard coat”  that was exactly like the one worn by First Lady Jackie Kennedy while Jackie  was still living in the WH with President Kennedy). 

      My mother summered in “The Hamptons” and attended “dinner parties” with politicians (a U.S. Congressman).  She also sat at dinner tables with “important families” (with the last name “Dupont”).   My mother  “paid for” my  ballet lessons and she took pictures of me “dancing solo” at my dance recitals.  Financially–my mother was “confortable” (she had a “net worth” of $250,000).  And–during  her “last years” my mother, like a  wise Grecian Goddess, came to understand much. 

          And….my Mother did great things–she raised “the Good Son” and she raised Renee Ashley Baker.  And –she wanted me to “go to Hyannisport” and “go to Washington DC”  long before I knew I’d have to.

I’LL HAVE ONLY HAVE “ONE”  MOTHER…. 

Signed, Renee Ashley Baker  

    P.S.   Denver is a dirty, C-list, shakedown, extorting, cowtown which is why I tore the book up. (I will NOT write the book again).   This C-list, cowtown (named Denver) needed me and my mother to throw Denver a bone.  I “tore up the book” so that Gail/Gale couldn’t see it and I “tore up the book” so that Warner Bros couldn’t have it.  ME AND MY MOTHER ARE FROM ST. LOUIS , MISSOURI….  

and further….

      PORTRAIT OF A LADY….

Portrait of Lady Barbara Lowther on Horseback”  (painted by Munnings in 1919).  The painting,  previously estimated at $1.6-$2.9 million, was sold at auction (by Sotheby’s) on May 7, 2008.

 

 “Summer Evening” by Childe Hassam

About Childe Hassam (b Oct 17, 1859, d August 27,1935).   Frederick Childe Hassam was an American Impressianist  Painter born in Dorchester (Boston) Massachusettes.  He attended drawing classes at the Lowell Institute, as division of M.I.T, and was a member of the Boston Art Club.

     Hassam is famous for his series of 22 flag paintings, which he began in 1916, when he was inspired by a “preparedness parade” (for World War *) which was held on Fifth Avenue in New York City….

      In 1919 Hassam purchased a home in East Hampton, New York.  He died there at age 75.

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(Note: Renee Ashley Baker is NOT going to California.  Renee Ashley Baker will visit Hyannisport Massachusettes and will Renee Ashley Baker will reside in Washington DC.  Disney Corporation will distribute Renee Ashley Baker’s first motion picture, in movie theatres worldwide, under an “output deal” valued at $53.5 million dollars.  Renee Ashley Baker will make a “profit” of $104.3 million dollars….)