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“Perils of Showbusiness” by Renee Ashley Baker (Why I Say No!)…#Entertainment News…#Celebrity News…#Hot Topics

December 2, 2013

Happy Sad

(OPEN LETTER TO THE PUBLIC)

I thought I’d let the public know what type of crooked SH_T is going on here in Denver Colorado….

1. It appears there is something called “Middle Management”. I gather “middle” refers to geographical location? (Such as “middle of the country” between LA and New York). Or “Middle Management” possibly refers to being without a “talent agent” or without a “talent manager” (say for instance an “act” not yet signed to a major record label but “showing promise”). Or “Middle Management” is something with The Crips that “targets talent” trying to “break into showbusiness”…..

2. What these “Middle Managers” do is “steer” (this “steering” is done via COERCION, THREAT, DURESS AND INTIMIDATION).

3. Who signs Crip Stars? It appears that these “not-in-showbusiness criminals” (aka “Middle Managers”) tell “TARGETED TALENT” who they MUST “do business with”. For some reason Denver’s “Middle Managers” steer their “targeted talent” to three companies and they are: Universal/MCA, Warner Bros/Interscope, and ICM. (I believe these Denver Criminals are trying to make “DreamWorks SKG” their 4th company. YES DREAMWORKS !). What I believe is going on is that the “rap music industry” has gone bust–broke–and is not NOT making money. I believe “Interscope” is broke and can’t “drain itself” anymore. So–the Criminals (at least those “stalking” around Denver) have figured its time for them to follow Interscope founder (Dave Geffen) over to DreamWorks where they can start “draining” there too. (I won’t do this to DreamWorks). These Denver “Criminals” are trying to beauregard over Steven Spielberg and Jeff Katzenberg. How? In Denver these “criminals” are walking arund saying “Geffen” is going to pay. WHY? I have not asked Geffen to pay me. (Besides nobody in the “industry” calls him “Geffen”. They say either “Dave Geffen” or “David”. I, for one, refuse to help Denver criminals (Denver “Middle Management”) syphon money out of DreamWorks. I’ve been trying to tell this for five years but no one would listen!.
BACKSTORY
On “Geffen” (aka Dave Geffen aka Dave aka David). I, Renee Ashley Baker, have been going to Los Angeles since I was 17 and 1/2 years old. (I, Renee Ashley Baker, never slack as I was a frequenter at the HardRock Café in Beverly Hills and at the downtown “weekend club” (a disco) that Princess Stephanie and her then boyfriend used to own. It was a “club” frequented by rich handsome white guys in Lotus sports cars)…Anyway…this–is what I know about “Dave Geffen”. I know that Dave Geffen’s career began–literally–in the “mailroom”. (Dave Gefen was one of the William Morris “mailroom” showbusiness geniuses). Dave Geffen soon moved himself into a “job” at Warner Bros becoming a “big whig” (an “impressario”) so important to “music” that Warner Bros gave Dave his own label aka “Geffen Records”. (BackStory on the BackStory: Dave–not gay in those days–was cohabiting with Cher. Dave was trying to get Cher out of her “$1 a year contract” with Sonny. Cher became the first “act” signed to the new Geffen Records. (I, Renee Ashley Baker, still “can’t stand” Cher). Anyway….once again things went so “great for Dave” –the Golden Boy of the “music industry” — that soon once again Warner Bros was offering to “buy out” Dave Geffen (and I do recall and will never forget that number “$700 Million Dollars”). Dave Geffen accepted the offer and for a while was dating every “starlet”. (I recall his being linked to the fashion heiress, model and actress Marissa Berenson. Whom, I, Renee Ashley Baker, would like to become for the owners of Chanel)…Anyway…somehow Dave started a new company (which puzzled everybody because it was said that he had signed a “non-compete clause” with Warner Bros Records); the new company was called “Interscope”. Dave held onto his often printed title “Music Impresario” for years then THAT offer came to join two other “Golden Boys” in a new company….(BackStory #3: Dave Geffen sold his company “Interscope” to three people: Two music execs and the CAPO they had “dangling” around their necks)…..Crooked Denver is trying to “hand me” the same bullsh_T. Dumb Denver, Denver’s Mentally ill, the Shantytown Poor of Englewood, Little Crip Sambo, and the “half-a-Capos with Soapy Smith” are ALL trying to tell ME who I must “do business with”; and…they keep saying the name “Geffen”. WHY? I am not even in music. I am not NOT a musician. (Meaning that I am not a singer and I don’t play any musical instruments). So…WHY are Denver Criminals saying “Geffen will pay” ? Are these Denver Criminals looking for a “front” a “shill” to hand out money? Well I, Renee Ashley Baker, will not “hand out money” and I, Renee Ashley Baker, will not NOT set up any “movie payrolls” nor “record cd deals” at Universal/MCA, nor at Warner Bros/Interscope, nor with ICM nor with those I’ve previously said NO to. (Any deal that I may, MAY have had with “DreamWorks SKG” would have been offered to ME personally by Steven Spielberg or Jeffrey Katzenberg…not by Denver’s “Middle Management Criminals”. So, because of this “MESS” any and all deals with “DreamWorks SKG” ARE NOW GONE. GONE! As I, Renee Ashley Baker, will not, NOT lead Denver’s “Crud and Criminals” (aka Denver’s Middle Management) over to “Dreamworks’ coffers”. I, Renee Ashley Baker, will not allow those in Denver insulting me and insulting my Mother to “have/own/use” Renee Ashley Baker to make “showbusiness money”…..I, Renee Ashley Baker, will not, NOT let “Gang Bangers” nor “CAPOS” into the door to DRAIN “DreamWorks”).
P.S. If I, Renee Ashley Baker, am able, I, Renee Ashley Baker, may MAY sign an “exclusive” 7 Year Deal with Disney/ABC for a “game show” that I created which is to be owned by CP Irrevocable Trust. Disney/ABC would get “Network Broadcast Rights” and “Worldwide Syndication Rights” and I, Renee Ashley Baker would get from Disney/ABC $30 Million Dollars a year for 5 years….

***I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, AM EXPECTING AN “OUT OF COURT SETTLEMENT”….AND…I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, WILL BE MOVING TO NEW YORK.

P.S.P.S. By the way if its NO to DreamWorks then its no to Warner Bros/Interscope, No to Universal/MCA, No to Peter Guber, No to Pam Greer, No to NBC TV network, No to CBS TV network, No to Mitt Romney, No to Adelson, No to Oprah Winfrey, No to Gail King, No to John Elway, No to an IPO and…ALSO…No to Nicholas Cage, No to Sylvester Stallone, No to Robert DeNiro, No to George Clooney, No to Brad Cooper, No to Danny DeVito, No to Madonna, No to Lady GaGa, No to Charlize Theron, No to Angelina Jolie, No to Julia Roberts, No to Diane Lane, No to Pam Anderson, No to Carrie Underwood, No to Miley Cyrus, No to Katy Perry, No to Janet Jackson, No to Yolanda Adams, No to Jill Scott, No to Nicki Manaj, No to Rihanna, No to Snoop Dogg, No to Dr. Dre and No to Eminem, (Okay?)…. No to Jennifer Lopez, No to Lil Kim, No to Mary Blige, No to Beyoncé, No to Jay-Z, No to Sean Puffy Combs, No to The Bellagio Hotel, No to The Venitian Hotel, No to California, No to Football and No to all others who I, Renee Ashley Baker, have previously said “NO” to.

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Renee Ashley Baker’s Pay? NO TO TELEVISION (Yes To Chanel, Tiffany & Co, XM/Sirius, Fashion and Beauty Industry)

June 11, 2012

The MEN Who Own XM/Sirius (a radio show in Paris France)

Handbags by Tiffany & Co (and by Renee Ashley Baker ?)

and

The MEN Who Own Tiffany & Co

Renee Ashley Baker’s Fall/Winter Chanel…2012….(New York/Paris France)

and

The MEN WHO OWN CHANEL

and

The MEN WHO…..

Stealth Man O War…..(1000 + 1 ?)

AND AND AND

THE MEN who are with Janis Spindel
YES: To my dates with my “Janis Spindel Men” (He must be Caucasian/Jewish, He must be 50-70 years of age, He must be millionaire/billionaire, AND our first date? At Mr. CHOW’S in New York City (FOR PEKING DUCK)….

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RE: The “dumb creeps”: The Dumb Creeps attending the “dumb creeps seminar” in the Perrin Room at the Englewood Public Library….I say to you, “Mind your own “dumb business…I am not, not with any families…..

RE: My Apartment:
Oprah Winfrey will not, NOT be “paying for” any of my apartments, neither will Glenn, neither will Warner Bros and neither will Universal….and No to Catherine Zeta Jones….No to Steven Spielberg and No to Ridley Scott ….No to California

and NO TO THE MUSIC INDUSTRY (NO TO MADONNA)

and NO TO TELEVISION ….(no movies –and certainly NO television)

NO TO FOOTBALL…(NO ATHLETES)….

(Like I said above, I’ll be residing in Paris France working for Chanel….)

I HAVE A LAWSUIT TO SETTLE FIRST ….

The Queen’s Diamond Jubilee 2012 Plus How England Still Swings With Style….A Look At The “New” English Rose and Other Things British)

June 5, 2012

HRH Princess Kate Middleton….
(the “new” English rose….)

Of Course, I love England, doesn’t everyone? Because of (and only because of) the Queen’s Diamond Jubilee I have decided to do just one more WordPress post….(THIS ONE)…

I want to “launch” a fashion and beauty industry company and–I’ve been thinking of “launching” a fashion blog….Of course, the ultimate would be for me to “write a column” for a Fashion Magazine, however, a “fashion blog” might be a good place for me to “break in”….

So–I have been perusing the style blogs just to see how it is done…And because of the Queen’s Diamond Jubilee I thought I’d take a look at London…I thought I’d take a look at the English blogs to see what the English women were up to “style wise”….What did I find? I found that England still swings…from the “racks”…and…. that there is a “brand new English rose”….
Signed
Renee Ashley Baker
p.s. Long Live The Queen…..

Now…

Shall We Begin With:

“Patriotic Fashions From The Diamond Jubilee” ….

Chloe, 13, exhibits a “patriotic style” as she watches “the Queen” ride by during the country wide celebration of the Diamond Jubilee 2012….

An Indoor Celebration During The Diamond Jubilee ?
(I found this “patrotic” show of foot wear on the English blog Stylist Stuff…)

Jubilee Jewelry ?
I found this British Flag necklace on a English jewelry website…the diamonds are real….

NEXT:

Fashion Stuff FROM the Style Blogs of London (aka “The New English Rose”)

False Eye Lashes “Little Flirt” by Benefit….
I found this photo on the English blog “Stylist Stuff”…
(The blog’s author is a “stylist” for “celebrities” and for “showbusiness”)

Ever Seen Nails As English and as Pretty as These ?
(I found them on the English blog “Kingdom of Style”….)

For That Queenly Style….Try The English “For Coco” Hat Maker Judy Bentinck
(chapeaus mixing Anglais with la Francais… pour la tete–ais….okay?)

Tortoise Sunglasses by House of Harlow in Chelsea
(found on the English/French blog CoCos Tea Party)

From The Colony Comes Ugg…
(Ugg’s spring summer 2012 florals–florals that are a must have now)

The English Rose Rocks Haute Couture Style Too….

Sister Socialites Tamra and Petra of New York (and London)

English Actress Thandie Newton Rocks The LBD

Diamonds Are Forever?
(Then They Are Forever At Biddle…Bailey Banks & Biddle of London….)

Designer Stella — Stella of London
Or…. Stella of Strawberry Fields
(Wouldn’t That Be A Great Name For A Perfume? ….”Strawberry Fields”….)

Designer Betsey….Betsey splits spring summer 2012
(Now isn’t that “split” just like Betsey Johnson !)

Burberry….
(Is This the “new” look of MI5/MI6 ?….New look for the women that is…)

Wedding Shoe by Jimmy Choo of London
(Love In Black & White)

Fiction Or Real ? (You Decide)

The Beautiful Style of Downton Abbey….photo from Vogue (London)

Berenice The Bond Girl…
I Cannot Do A London Post Without “JB” Can I ?…..
(JB– James Bond–007– On Her Majesty’s Secret Service…That Is….)

NOW….

THE ROYALS

“The Royal Swans”

Prince Charles and Camilla in a “cookie eating contest” ????

Royal Purple Granny aka HRH The Queen

Queen Elizabeth and “The Kids”

Congratulations Golden Globe Winners 2012: Morgan Freeman plus Paul Allen and Tom Cruise (with tag along Renee)

January 17, 2012

                   

  The Beautiful Goddess (seated)  had  a   $250,000   estate….

          The LADY (pictured above) is Renee Ashley Baker mother.  Renee Ashley Baker’s mother had a $250,000 estate (because her house was “paid for”).  Renee Ashley Baker’s mother (pictured above) raised Mable and she raised Renee Ashley Baker.  Renee Ashley Baker’s mother (pictured above) raised my brother (James) who was career Air Force (and he did “secret work” for the U.S. Secret Service).  Both Mabel and James became millionaires (they both made a million dollars over their lifetime).  Mabel has stood in receiving lines and “met royalty” and James was best  friend’s with a Dupont (a real Dupont).  Renee Ashley Baker’s mother (pictured above) was a “bourgoisie mother” who wore silk blouses, silk dresses  and diamond  and gold jewelry–including her 24kt  gold Eastern Star ring.

  

      above  Mabel’s  house

 

      

 

TO  MY  FRIENDS  I  OWE  AN  EXPLANATION….

              TO  MY  ENEMIES  I  OWE  NOTHING….

SO….

To  My  Friends:

       I, Renee Ashley Baker, am a  Jew.  I’m a Jew because I was born at Barnes Hospital –the rich Jewish hospital in St. Louis Missouri–and I, Renee Ashley Baker, am a Jew because I WANT to be a Jew….

     What I see happening is what happened in WWII.   The new  “unwashed  poor”  are wanting to be with Jewish success and Jewish  money but they don’t want to be with Jewish people.  I’ve learned– from my friend HAL –that Hitler was the “greatest thief that ever lived”.    That Hitler’s  “band of thieves”  ate  off  of  the “fine  silver”  they stole from the “Jews they hated”….These “kreeps” here in Denver (these poor unwashed  cowtown “occupiers”) want to “cast Meryl Streep”  but “hate” her Jewish agency?   For those of you who don’t know–CAA was founded by five Jewish  talent agents.  I will not work with “non-Jewish talent” over their Jewish counterparts….So–because of what they are doing here in Denver   I, Renee Ashley Baker,  will NOT, NOT allow Meryl  Streep to be cast in anything written by Renee Ashley Baker.  It is a matter of “principle” with me.  These same “kreeps” here — in this cowtown called Denver–want to hate “Seinfeld”  but love “Friends”.  (Actually I, Renee Ashley Baker, never missed “Seinfeld”  but never watched “Friends”) .  And…to the “dope  runners”   I also know NOT  to  “hire and support”  drug addicts….

     and….

Congratulations to Lady Gaga and Her Mother on the BTWF.

           

                      

 

plus 

Good-bye To Etta James (blues legend)                                       

                                                              

and

SHOUT   OUT  TO  DON:

Even though I want to work with Cate Blanchett and  CAA….Will You Represent My Radio Show to XM/Sirius ?

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and….

                           

                       They–his friends–always called him BOB 

    click link to view : http://bobsbeachbooks.net/

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    now…

             I,  Renee Ashley Baker, will sign contracts with Chanel Corp, with Tiffany & Co, with Ford Modeling Agency and I, Renee Ashley Baker  will be “moving to Paris France”…..

                            

YES  TO  ALL  BELOW….

                 ….Like I said, it will be Chicago or Paris (France)….

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                                               above,  “Gift  Tag”                     

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Read   News  About  The   Fabulous “Renee”

 above, Paul Allen’s  “Villa Maryland”  (on the French Riviera)

SHOUT  OUT  TO  PAUL  ALLEN :

                         I, Renee Ashley Baker, want to stay in Paul  Allen’s  “Villa  Maryland”   on the  St. Cap Ferrat (in  the French Riviera)….

    “Hey Paul, you are my “second choice” to co-own my satellite radio show that I would like to do from Paris France for XM Sirius”…. 

plus

below,  Chanel spring collection 2012 

      

 What I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be wearing in 2012 ….

         I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be moving to Paris  France where I will be wearing my Chanel suits to work everyday   (and where I, Renee Ashley Baker,  will be going to work for Chanel Corporation and launching my jewelry line –Ashley Lane Jewelers–and launching my  perfume line  through  “Erma French and Design”)….

      

         above Tiffany & Co holiday campaign (hopefully soon to be about the  $3,000 “Irmigard” crocodile handbag that I have  named  for my mother and that I hope to design for Tiffany & Co ?)

plus

Congratulations To Morgan Freeman On His Golden Globe  “Career Award”….and

congrats to  ALL  the  Golden  Globe  winners

 and….

STILL  ON

I, Renee Ashley Baker, am planning to “get married”  in  2012….

He must be Caucasian (Jewish) , 50-70 years of age, and make $250,000 to $ 1,000,000  a year….

 

     Thanks to  Janis Spindel Matchmaking Service (New York)

PLUS

PLUS

price  tag  below….

 

SHOUT OUT  To Sotheby’s Real Estate and To Rothschild  Bank….

Yes, I still want to buy that  “other” house on the French  Riviera….so….I’ll need a mortgage from Rothschild  Bank….so, I’ll have to sign a contract for “Erma’s French Perfume and Design” …..or maybe…. I’ll   play  Tag ?

TAG  LINE:  “The Story You Are About To See Is Based On True Events….The Names Have Been Changed To Identify The Guilty….” 

 

           Renee’s  Coat  Below

                                                  

                                                       

                                                  Renee’s Coat Below  ?                           

 

 

  

                                                “56   Steps”….

                                                                   

         and

                             for the other “story”

 

                                                              Renee’s     favorite….

Oscar winner Cate Blanchett     

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

                                      

and

 like I said….

 

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I, Renee Ashley Baker will either live in Chicago or in Paris France

     (now scroll down to read about His “Blue Skies” and

                        Her  “Blue Heaven”….)

TWO NEW SONGS (“Parisianne Grupe” and “The Red Tree”)….plus Christmas Gifts (for all) from Barney’s, Neiman Marcus, Nordstrom, Red Envelope, Blue Fly,

December 12, 2011

 

HOPEFULLY Chanel Corporation will purchase Renee Ashley Baker’s Companies. I want Chanel Corporation to purchase Renee Ashley Baker’s perfume line (Erma French Perfume and Design), purchase Renee Ashley Baker’s jewelry line (Ashley Lane Jewelers) and purchase Renee Ashley Baker’s French bed linen line (Erma’s Beautiful Day Bed). . 

 

 “Parisianne Grupe”  Click link below to listen to this new song: http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com/id11.html

 

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Listen To Renee Ashley Baker Sing “The Red Tree”

(click link below  LOWER   SOUND TO MEDIUM )

http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com/id10.html

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above, Chanel (white on white)

P L U S

WINTERIZE  YOUR  HOME   (TILL  SUMMER)

To prepare  for  winter:  Why not a solar backup generator?

Visit:  www.mysolarbackup.com

            

p l u s

WHITNEY   OR   YUNG    (LET’S HEAR IT FOR THE  “JOC”)

 

 

p l u s

A NEW BIKE FOR CHRISTMAS?   WELL,  MAYBE

The “Periwinkle” by Mission        Cost: $750

Visit:  www.missionbicycle.com

 OR

A  $9,500  Bicycle ?  

Yep–“The Oryx”  (designed by Harald Cramer)

 

VISIT:  http://www.tuvie.com/futuristic-oryx-bike/

DA  BOWERY  BOYS ?

yEP–The “Bowery” bicycle bags by Coach       Cost: $198-$298

  

 

 

HEAR JOC (click link)  :http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YL8XdzejZwQ&feature=fvst

P L U S

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S MEN

(MUST BE: JEWISH/CAUCASIAN, 50-70 YEARS OF AGE AND MAKE –EARN–$250,000-$1 MILLION DOLLARS A YEAR) AND–HE CAN “RIDE” A BIKE  ( IF HE WANTS TO….)

SHOUT OUT TO JEFF, Renee’s Suggestions, Renee’s Photographs, plus More Suggestions, Answers, Irmigard, plus Cyber Monday ….

November 28, 2011

 

 

              

    “JEFF  MEETS  EVAN  PICONE”

    by

Renee Ashley Baker

 

A long time ago and far far away

I was sitting in my rented Hertz car one day

My white Evan-Picone jacket was parked in his lot

How was I to know I was parked in his spot?

His  GO-fers   were furious and told me to “go home”

But I did not budge I did not roam

He pulled up in his tan and coffee Rolls Royce

His smooth skin and bright teeth told me he was their boss

He walked me inside and said that his name was JEFF

I smiled, batted my lash, and said  “Dada you da best!”

While his staff moved my car from where Helen Redy did own

I sat  with Jeff Wald and pitched him my  script “Roller Drome”….

*Note:  This is how I met manager/movie producer Jeff Wald back in the late 1970’s at his office in Beverly Hills California.  At this time however–I am NOT interested in “the film business” and will instead be residing in Paris France and  working in the “fashion and beauty industry” in France. (And to work on a novel trilogy for Mr. Beck–if–he buys it).  However — If somebody else in “Hollywood” is interested–GO FOR IT!

                             “Roller Boogie 2”  ?

 So –it should be set in New York City .  But a Big  Star is needed to play the John Travolta part?   And –who will produce?  (Sorry, Renee Ashley Baker can’t produce this one  but I know that some movie producers –and movie studio heads–read this blog)….

                                     

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Renee’s  Flickr:  http://www.flickr.com/photos/reneebakerstudios/

Dear FRIENDS  and Dear IBM Smart Cloud: 

Even though I’d like IBM  to sponsor my “TV Show/Birthday Party/Launch Party” (in New York or in Paris France) I’d  also like my “FRIENDS” (who read this blog) to “back up” my Flickr photostream to their Carbonite (or IBM Smart Cloud) accounts–that way I won’t lose my photographs before I get there.    IBM Smart Cloud  starts  at  $56

Thank you.

                   

PLUS

PLUS

PLUS

VIEW  new video  http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com/id14.html

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PLUS

SHOUT  OUT !

re: MY  BOOK  PROJECT

         As previously stated I, Renee Ashley Baker, will   finish, (complete) my proposed “novel” in 12 weeks–provided there is a “substantial advance” so that I can “write in comfort” (and style)

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p l u s

re: THE “COAST TO COAST AM” ( annual November 22 show)

   Although I am NOT going to be “the producer” I think either Sharon or Gwynneth should play “Dorothy”.

  

 

above, Renee Ashley Baker’s mother  (wearing silk and gold and diamonds). . . .

re:  THE “COAST TO COAST AM” (annual November 22nd  show)

          THE  ANSWER:

        The answer to the question is: He –LHO–did not go out–did not ESCAPE  out the back door because there was a man waiting at that back door to terminate him…..

NOW

CYBER  MONDAY (FOR  HIM)

The McLaren Supercar….Price:  $229,000

To Shop Click Link:http://www.mclaren.com/home/

 

CYBER  MONDAY  (FOR HER)

TO  SHOP  CLICK  HERE:

http://www.net-a-porter.com/?cm_mmc=MSNUS-_-Brand%20-%20Net-A-Porter_US-_-ALONE%20-%20Net-A-Porter%20BR-_-net-a-porter

TO SHOP  “THE LOOK BOOK” CLICK LINK:

http://www.shopbop.com/

p l u s

 

OTHER GREAT CYBER MONDAY SITES:

www.NeimanMarcus.com

www.DubliWelcome.com

www.bluefly.com

www.retailmenot.com

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I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be MOVING to Paris France to run the “Erma French Perfume and Design Company”….

 

 

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President John F. Kennedy “Looking Up” (plus The “Crown”, Babs, Paris Hilton, Andy and Television Broadcasters, Bankers, Financiers )

October 31, 2011

 

“LOOKING  UP  FOR   ST.  LOUIS”

 www.JFKRFKAshley.Blogspot.com

 

 

 

 

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The Big “K” (View Video):http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com/id14.html

 

 

 

 

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                                              Crown

SHOUT  OUT  TO :  

BABS,  FAYE,  ALI  AND  BRAD (I mean –Brange) 

          I have a secret to tell everybody about Famous Barr and about “____   Barr”.     

    I have  decided to put my “secret”  in  “56 Steps”  which would star Renee Ashley Baker and Tom Cruise (at Paramount )….

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PLAN  B

Dear   “Other People”:

1.  For a loan–LOAN–I’ll give six (6) 30 second TV Spots on my TV Special.

2.  Other People?  Other people being manufacturers of health drinks, restaurant chain owners, coffee manufacturers, architects/home builders, entrepreneurs and internet entrepreneurs.  (Your product, your store, your service will be the major sponsor of my TV Special).

3.  The Loan Amount:  $600,000.

4.  When Needed:  NOW

5.  Please expect an email from me on this.

HI  PARIS !     Need six advertising spots?

 

                                      PARIS     HILTON    INDUSTRIES

 

 

AND ….   ANDY

  “GOOD-BYE   ANDY”   From Renee Ashley Baker

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  Renee Ashley Baker will be “moving to Paris France”.

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SHOUT  OUT  TO   MR. BECK:

       Dear  Mr.  Beck :

For a  $600,000-$1,000,000 advance I, Renee Ashley Baker,  will give you three novels (a trilogy about women–“Doe”–  investigators and the U.S. Justice Department).   I, Renee Ashley Baker, must retain “TV and Motion Picture rights”….

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                P  L  U  S…. I , Renee Ashley Baker, will be in the Bang & Olufsen store in New York City to buy my Bang & Olufsen TV’s for my house in France….Click my new Tripod “Addendum”  below….

http://ReneeAshleyBaker.Tripod.com

 

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NOW

SHOUT   OUT:

TO TELEVISION BROADCASTERS,  BANKERS   &   FINANCIERS

 

       

 

 

           

 Renee Ashley Baker’s  Bang & Olufsen Beovision Plasma TV

                   

                                  WHAT?     There is no sales organization for Television Producers?  I remember PSO (Producer Sales Organization) but that blew out (it crashed and burned if you will).  So–I’m selling my “Reality TV Special” myself as follows—-

1.  To Satellite TV: To Hughes Direct TV ? (for TV viewers with “satellite tv” only).

2.  To Cable TV: To TLC, or E! Entertainment, or Wealth TV or Fashion TV,  or Spike TV,  (for TV viewers with “cable tv” only).

3.  To Video-On-Demand TV: To Netflix, Amazon Instant Video ?  (for TV viewers with “subscriber TV”).

OR

3.  To Network TV : To CW? (for TV viewers with free network TV).

4.  To Internet-Online-TV: To The Online Network ? (for TV viewers who like to watch their TV  on their computer).

Note:  The Online Network will broadcast 6 months after 1st run of Satellite TV or Cable TV.

 

        

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STILL “NO” TO BRITTANY SPEARS & NO TO GEORGE CLOONEY & NO TO MADONNA AND NO TO OPRAH WINFREY’S OWN & NO TO GALE HURD , NO TO GAIL KATZ  & NO TO CHARLIZE THERON & NO TO ANGELINA JOLIE & NO TO JULIA ROBERTS….

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“The Godfather” ( ION TV MEMORIAL DAY )plus hear my song “Dueling Matchmakers” plus “WEEKENDER: The Big Girl’s Guide To Weekends”

May 16, 2010

 

                                                  an  infant

 

plus

 

The  Angel  Michael

 

equals . . . .

                                         Great Italian Opera

                                                        by

                                               Mario   Puzo

 

                                                    and by

                                      Francis   Ford   Coppola

 

                                          “The   Godfather”

                                         ( OPEN   LETTER )

TO:  Daily Variety, The Hollywood Reporter, The New York Times, Entertainment Tonight, RadarOnline.com, SplashNews.com, Popeater.com, AFI, NYU(Film School) and AMPAS:

FROM:  Renee Ashley Baker

I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER,  will not be doing any motion picture projects with Talia Shire, Carmine Coppola, Sophia Coppola, Francis Ford Coppola, nor Nicolas Cage.   Having said that–I will now tell you a story—as follows:  

YEARS AGO, I came to meet someone (a WOMAN) who talked incessantly about a very famous person (A  HISTORICAL FIGURE) whom she said she felt a strong “connection” to.    She–“this WOMAN”– talked also about herself and about how she was “connected to”   (related to)  a very famouos showbusiness family (The Coppolas).    This WOMAN continued to talk telling me something even more astonishing:  That she — and her children–had been involved in a landmark State Supreme Court Case in a state located in the southern part of the United States.    A court case  that involved what they used to  call “race relations”.    A  court case that would –even now–astonish the world.   I do NOT know whether this WOMAN  actually is a relative of the Coppola family–I do believe (after recently watching “Godfather I”  and  “Godfather III”  on television)  that Sophia Coppola should portray “this WOMAN”  in a motion picture.    That Sophia Coppola should also write and direct this motion picture.    Although I wish to have NO  involvement with the project–Sophia  Coppola should title the motion picture “HOW THE  HUMMINGBIRD FLIES”. . . . 

  Strange as it seems 

  Frozen in time 

  Both a yes and a no

  Both the truth and a lie

  Strange as it seems

  An astonishment to the eyes 

  Frozen in mid-air 

 Is how the Hummingbird flies…. 

 “HOW  THE  HUMMINGBIRD  FLIES” 

                          by

            Renee Ashley Baker

  Copyright by Renee Ashley Baker 

            ALL RIGHTS RESERVED  

  p.s.  I’d like to have the dress and earrings Sophia Coppolla wore in the last scene of “Godfather III” .  I’d like  to wear that dress and earrings  when I attend  the Paris Opera….

(now   listen)

 

 

         LISTEN TO:  “Dueling Matchmakers” by Renee Ashley Baker      MUST  ADJUST  VOLUME!!!   (now click link below)

DUELING MATCHMAKERS by Renee Ashley Baker

 

AND   NOW….Chanel

(above Chanel’s “Resort Collection 2010”)

  ARE YOU….

Planning a weekend with Your Guy  on a yacht or at a swanky hotel?   Don’t forget the FAUX….

 

 

 

It’s  FAUX ….  but  FABULOUS !

(above, Renee Ashley Baker’s favorite New York wig maker Joseph Fleischer.  His famous faux “hair put ons” are  FABULOUS!) 

 plus….Wishing For Angel’s Hair?????

try “Style by Jaclyn Smith”

and….new to the faux?

   No way….

(Long time wig wearer  Kim Zolciak, above,  is launching her own wig line “K-Z Wigs”.  Hey Kim!  I want one of your  “KZ ” wigs….plus…I love your party  song….)

Anything else?  Yup…. 

Don’t forget the faux glow:

(don’t leave the city without visiting Faux Glow spray tan salon in New York)

plus….are you

Shading What’s Fabulous?

Louis Vuitton’s 2010 Sunglass Collection will help you…. 

plus….

How to Pack  What’s Fabulous….

pack  Chanel’s  Weekender Rollaboard (of course)….

and ….

For evenings that are fabulous….

Samantha Thavasa Handbags (for nite)

and finally….

Finding Whose Fabulous….

(above Barbie Adler owner of Selective Search  Matchmaking Service on Park Avenue in New York)

 “Ode to Ken”

 by

 Renee Ashley Baker

copyright 2010 by Renee Ashley Backer 

ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

(set to the music of “Venus If You Will”

(verse)

Barbie if you will

  please find me Ken

 I promise to fulfill

Do help me win

 I only need a friend

 Oh Barbie can you find me Ken

New Years Resolutions From Renee Ashley Baker

January 2, 2010

THE “OCTO-MEL”….

SHOUTOUT TO MEL GIBSON: “Happy Birthday Mel!”

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS (FOR 2010)

1. A WEDDING: I, Renee Ashley Baker, plan to “get married” during the year 2010 to a handsome blue-eyed man (I have 150 men that I have been “love matched” with on eHarmony).

2. AN EXERCISE ROUTINE: I, Renee Ashley Baker, plan to “stick to” my exercise routine in the year 2010 of Nordic Trac ski machine, ballet bar and Jonathan Urla pilates.

3. A MODEL LIFE: I, Renee Ashley Baker, plan to “sign a contract with” Ford Modeling Agency (in New York City).

4. AN OPERA: I, Renee Ashley Baker, plan to “attend the opera” in the year 2010 (I have never liked R & B)

5. A RESEARCH PROJECT: I, Renee Ashley Baker, plan to “self fund” my “autism research project” in November of 2010. My charity will be called, “Special Olympics 2” and I will headquarter my charity in Monaco Monte Carlo (I, Renee Ashley Baker, want to clarify that I am NOT with grandmothers, meaning that I do NOT have any grandchildren because I DO NOT HAVE ANY CHILDREN (besides–I’m not old enough to be a grandmother !) However I will have my charity “Special Olympics 2” to raise and dote over in the year 2011…)

plus….

FOUR SHOUTOUTS TO:

SURI!

Suri Cruise in Red Dress

“A BODACIOUS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR TO SURI CRUISE” FROM RENEE ASHLEY BAKER

and to:

THE SIMPSONS….

The Simpons

“HAPPY 20TH ANNIVERSARY TO THE SIMPSONS” FROM RENEE ASHLEY BAKER

and to:

ZAVELLA: I, Renee Ashley Baker, will have Zavella put my face on a T-Shirt. Zavella is located in Cherry Creek Shopping Center and sells
T-shirts made of organically grown cotton. (Entrepreneur Zavella began by selling her T-shirts in Farmer’s Markets.)

and to:

WEDDING SINGERS

A WEDDING IN 2010 FOR RENEE ASHLEY BAKER ?

(Renee Ashley Baker has 155 Men on eHarmony To “Date”….25 of them live in Colorado….HI, GUYS, I’LL BE SEEING YA !)

plus…

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be living in Highlands Ranch (Denver) during the year 2010..CLICK WORDS SHEA HOMES HIGHLANDS RANCH DENVER below to see beautiful Highlands Ranch homes (which sell for $500,000 – $1,000,000 )

Shea Homes Highlands Ranch Denver

plus….

ABOUT RENEE ASHLEY BAKER

After moving to Highlands Ranch (in Denver) Renee Ashley Baker will be signing a contract with Ford Modeling Agency to be a SpokesModel for 21 Companies–for $21 million dollars. (Companies that include Chanel cosmetics–“Renee Perfume by Chanel”, Jimmy Choo, AT&T, IBM Computers, Rolex, General Motors and Swarovski for a line of jewelry boxes designed by Renee Ashley Baker to be called, “Pandora’s Box”).