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ADDED THE ST. LOUIS CORDON BLEU! —Prepping For Thanksgiving! Plus Hot Fashions! Plus ReneeAB9 Housewares and Designs! #Celebrity Designer News! (Plus Black Friday and Cyber Monday 2014 !)

November 17, 2014

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LISTEN TO RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S NEW SONG!
CLICK LINK HERE: http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com

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I,RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, HAVE RELATIONSHIPS WITH “MEN ONLY” (I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, HAVE “NO GIRLFIRENDS”….NO PLANS TO GET ANY SUCH….NO GIRLFRIENDS AND NO WOMEN FRIENDS)….

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(above, Renee Ashley Baker’s Mother LADY IRMA/ERMA)

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Visit My New Product Site at: http://www.ReneeAB9.Blogspot.com
(ReneeAB9 Is An Erma French Perfume and Design Company owned, hopefully, 70% by The Wertheimers and 30% by CP Irrevocable Trust).

Big Chanel Little Chanel

I’m sure you’ve sent (called) your Thanksgiving Dinner invites already. So, what next? You know that usual Thanksgiving Dinner Prep. By the way, this is what My Mother Irma/Erma would do every year in St. Louis Missouri and It was I who polished Mommy’s sterling silver serving platters and forks and spoons and knives from the wood box with the red lining. So–you get: Silver (Twinkle Silver Polish); Menu (with caviar and smoked salmon appetizers, of course), Cooking Apps, Table Linens, Candels and Other Holiday Décor….

NOW FIRST THE THE RECIPES….

Le Cordon Blue Art Culinaire

LE CORDON BLEU COOKING SCHOOL IN ST. LOUIS MISSOURI…A ST. LOUIS FAVORITE ! CHEESCAKE !
http://www.trimdownfitness.com/lemon-bleu-berry-cheesecake-le-cordon-bleu-recipe/

WHOLE ROASTED TURKEY WITH FOIE GRAS AND BLACK TRUFFLE STUFFING (NYMAG)
http://nymag.com/listings/recipe/whole-roasted-turkey-wit/

SALAD DRESSING RECIPE (NEW YORK TIMES)
http://www.nytimes.com/2014/09/24/dining/a-salad-dressing-recipe-to-rule-them-all.html?_r=0

APPETIZER: CUMIN-ROASTED POTATOES WITH CAVIAR AND SMOKED SALMON (BON APPETIT)
http://www.bonappetit.com/recipe/cumin-roasted-potatoes-with-caviar-and-smoked-salmon

WINE : RED (OF COURSE) BELOW, FROM “THE ROTHSCHILDS”

Cheateau De Parsac 2012 Baron Edmond de Rothschild

CHATEAU DE PARSAC (2012) BY BARON EDMOND DE ROTHSCHILD

AND…FOR BLACK FRIDAY OR CYBER MONDAY SHOPPING (TRY CHANEL…OR RENEEAB9–ABOVE AND BELOW)

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Renee Ashley Bakers new Chanel suit

AND WHERE WILL RENEE ASHLEY BAKER WEAR HER CHANEL SUITS?…WHY, ALL OVER NEW YORK!

Man and Woman on Date

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S PLANS? IT’S 52 MEN…(THAT’S A DATE EVERY SATURDAY NIGHT FOR A YEAR!)
(HE–MY DATE–MUST BE: CAUCASIAN/JEWISH, 60-70 YEARS OF AGE…(AND A MILLIONAIRE?)

I Love New York

I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, WILL BE LAUNCHING A MEN’S COLOGNE LINE…WHAT SHOULD I CALL IT?
( BELOW, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S FRANCE HOUSE….THE HOUSE THAT CHANEL BUILT).

Cote d Azur

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New National Debt Solution ! (“The Baker Plan”) plus a Man to take me shopping? YEP!

November 26, 2012

FYI:

Renee Ashley Baker will “hopefully” work in Paris France for The Wertheimers and for “Erma French Perfume and Design”…..

Chanel 5 Perfume

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NOW, NOW, NOW

Guess Whose Welsh ?

My Grandmother — My Mother’s Mother (Mrs. Calvert) is a descendent of an English “Baron” from The New World ….

My Other Grandmother — My Father’s Mother (Mrs. Ashley) is of Welsh descent ….

As is the FABULOUS….

Dame Shirley Bassey

(Dame Shirley Bassey)

“Who Will Wear The Crown…Turn It Upside Down…Make The World Go Round…”
–lyrics by Renee Ashley Baker

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December 1, 2012

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Below…Happy Cyber Monday Shopping

For THEM

“A Castle Far Away” (at 2901…..Jamestown Court)

Castletown Geoghegan Ireland
8 Bedrooms, 7 Baths, 11,650 sq ft.
Cost: $3.9 Million
CONTACT: 2901 (Sherry FitzGerald Real Estate 011353-1-230 2901)

and….and…and…

For HIM the “Jag XL 2012”

(Cost: $79,000 to Buy; $799 per month to Lease)

#JaguarUSA com

AND….

For HER…. Fur

Fur, of course. Fur with Irish Crochet (a Pinterest photo below)

#NeimanMarcus com, #Barneys com, #J Mendel com

For Children

#BoutiqueForChildren com

AND

FOR POOCH

#FetchDogFashions com

and

For Help (On The Skin)

Renee Ashley Baker’s favorite product to be a spokesmodel for….

#CremedelaMer com

and

For Help (On The Road)

The Roadside Assistant R148

#HerringtonCatalog com

Other CYBER MONDAY Shopping Sites:

For “INSPIRATION”….A BOOK (by a #Harvard Business School Prof)

#Amazon com

For A Holiday Photo Book by Yourself (To Use Those Thanksgiving and Christmas Photos)

MyPublisher com

For an “INSIGNIA” (Buy First Sergeant Stripes “Earrings” On Ebay)

#Ebay com

For GIVING PARTIES… Beluga Caviar Cake (and other holiday party food)

#Petrossian com

Did you know that all 364 “items” mentioned in the “12 Days Of Christmas” cost over $96,000?

HERE ARE SOME OF RENEE’S FAVORITE #CYBER MONDAY SHOPPING SITES:

http://www.NeimanMarcus com
http://www.Barneys com
http://www.BedandBreakfast com
http://www.Amazon com
http://www.Dubliwelecome com
http://www.RedEnvelope com
http://www.Bluefly com
www SheFinds com
http://www.FatWallet com
http://www.RetailMeNot com

RENEE’S FAVORITE CYBER MONDAY COMPANIES?

For Tiffany & Co “Diamonds”

#Tiffany com

For Louis Vuitton Tote Bags

#Louis Vuitton.com

and

My Mother’s Favorite “Crocodile Bag” (and other Chanel items)

# Chanel.com

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now…now…now….FOR

THE NEW CORPORATION
by
Renee Ashley Baker

PROBLEM: $16 Trillion in National Debt
(National Debt Holders hold $16 trillion in T-bills and T-bonds from the U.S. Treasury).

SOLUTION: A Debt for Debt SWAP
(The “National Debt Holder” would be offered an oppurtunity to TRADE/SWAP their T-bills/T-bonds for “x-number” of shares/bills/bonds (at equal dollar value) in a new corporation.
A NEW CORPORATION that would train then EMPLOY millions of “out of work” Americans).

I. NOW GET ME:
The T-bill/T-bond holder (aka –the NDH–aka the National Debt Holder) would NO LONGER BE OWED MONEY from the U.S. Treasury. The T-bill/T-bond holder would own shares of a NEW CORPORATION. (It would be a Non-Publicly Traded corporation so that stock brokers can’t “churn” stock value down).

II. FINANCING
This NEW CORPORATION would be funded (capitalized) by (a) Bank Loans from all of the major American Banks and by (b) Congress. $1-2 Billion Dollars would be allotted by Congress from the U.S. Treasury. (Remember–this won’t raise “the debt” as the U.S. Treasury will “no longer owe” National Debt Holders who agree to Trade/Swap their T-bills/T-bonds for new).

III. GOVERNANCE AND EXECUTIVES
The NEW CORPORATION would assemble a Board of Directors. Twelve “notables” such as: A Congressman, a Bank Chairman, an Economist, an Investment Banker, a Socialogist, an Environmentalist, a Marketing Executive, an Advertising Executive, a Manufacturing Executive, a Human Resource Executive, an OSHA Specialist, and 1 other.

IV. MISSION STATEMENT
(A) To “satisfy” National Debt Holders.
(B) To “train and employ” millions of Unemployed Americans.

V. HIRING AND TRAINING
FOUR WEBSITES would be designed and “put on” the world wide web (a North Region, South Region, East Region and West Region). Those AMERICANS who want to work would “REGISTER” on one of the four websites (using their Name, their Address, their ID/Driver’s License number, and– their “Unemployment ID” number).

VI. LOCATIONS
There would be 50 “locations”. Each “State” would have it’s own MANUFACTURING PLANT and TRAINING CENTER. Of course there would be no union–absolutely NO TRADE UNIONS !

VII. PARTNER COMPANIES (aka SUPPLIERS)
The NEW CORPORATION would allow “new businesses” (those in business 3 years or less) to obtain CONTRACTS (with the U.S. Government) to SUPPLY office items, office equipment, work clothes, lunch catering trucks as well as “Nuts and Bolts”. The NEW CORPORATION would solicit “bidding” through a website specially created for this purpose.

VIII. THE PRODUCT
The American Public will always want to save money, cut their budget, lower their monthly bills. What–is needed– is a “PRODUCT” to help Americans cut their ever rising “heat and utility” bills. Therefore—Millions of UNEMPLOYED AMERICANS would be :
(a) Trained to Manufacture Solar Panels.
(b) Trained to Install Solar Panels (on roof tops).

IX. NOW WAIT !
So far–SOLAR has not taken off (except for one solar company which installs solar panels on roofs then charges a monthly fee for “Solar Energy Usage” (just like a public utility does). Solar IS the way of the future. But WHY–hasn’t it been done right? Is it that NOBODY wants to “Buck Up Against” the utility companies? Well, the NEW CORPORATION would be a U.S. Government “organized and funded” Solar Energy Utility….
HOW–you ask–will this NEW CORPORATION make money? The answer: Two Ways.

1. By SELLING Solar Panel (roofing) to American home owners.

2. By LEASING Solar Panel Energy. (By CHARGING American home owners a monthly “Solar Energy Usage Fee” just like a public utility does).

The NEW CORPORATION would have, literally, millions and millions of CUSTOMERS.

X. THE NAME ? (Of the New Corporation ?)
“U. S. SOLAR (NDH)”

Of course, the name is similar to the great name U. S. STEEL….

XI. DISCLOSURE: My company “Solstice Ventures” would produce TV Commercials for the new U. S. Solar NDH (NDH stands for National Debt Holder…..)
BY THE WAY: Wouldn’t This New Corporation Plan Be Great For “SPACE EXPLORATION” ? And take the place of NASA?
Need I Say It? Okay, I Will: “BEAM ME UP SCOTTi”

Signed/Authored by:
RENEE ASHLEY BAKER
(November 22, 2012)

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LOST THEN FOUND?

A former prisoner turned Chapel painter paints a portrait of assassinated President JFK, the painting gets lost and isn’t found again for 49 years? Sounds like fiction? It’s not. It’s a true story. Check Yahoo front page headlines for details.

Two Songs For Whitney Below …. Good-bye Whitney Houston” from Renee Ashley Baker

February 12, 2012

                    

                 

                “Lift Up My Umbrella”  (Whitney’s   Song)

                                                      by

                                    Renee Ashley Baker

Copyright 2012 by Renee Ashley Baker  ALL  RIGHTS  RESERVED

Lift up my Umbrella

Shield me from the rain

Make my life get better

Heal me from the pain

Lift up my Umbrella

So  that I can fly

Hold me up   for–ever

Help me break the ties

(chorus)

Good and Godly Ground

Hear His Holy  Sounds

He’ll wear gold and white

He’ll be amplified

Good and Godly Gains

Hear his Holy Praise

His love takes me high

His love will inspire

(verse  2)

 Lift up my Umbrella

Protect me from the storm

Soul Train up to Heaven

Drive  me safe from harm

Lift up my Umbrella

Free me from this test

If I don’t survive this

Lay my soul to rest

chorus:

Good and Godly Ground

Hear His Holy Sounds

He’ll wear gold and white

He’ll be amplified

Good and Godly Gains

Hear His Holy Praise

His love takes me high

His love will inspire

(repeat chorus to THE END)

To KC: She was born on August 9, 1963….And I believe, I believe, that it was she–who helped me hold the Umbrella (on that day)….

                                      

 

                 

 

    “Will 

                You 

                            Be 

                                      My    

 

                                                Valentine”

   

              

                

 

      Whitney was the “Queen of the Video” (meaning–she had hit videos on MTV before  she’d even recorded her first album…)

p. s.   Dear Whitney:  You  Sang For Me Too…Twice

Video 1: 

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dd3qjpIuuoQ&feature=related

Video 2:  

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFcnGLFGbL8&ob=av2e

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                                              VALENTINE’S   DAY  

                                                                    2012

 

Men — haven’t bought a Valentine’s Day gift yet ?

Buy a gift certificate   (online !)

Click  Tiffany & Co (A Love Lock Made of Diamonds)

Link:  www.Tiffany.com

click Red Envelope (A Heart Shaped Key Ring)

Link: www.RedEnvelope.com

 

click pajama gram  ( A Hoodie/Footie  Vermont Teddy Bear ?)

Link:  www.pajamagram.com

OR

        

Buy Bobby Caldwell’s “What You Won’t Do” (for love….) then uploaded onto the ipod and pump it through the stereo….

Link:  http://www.apple.com/itunes/affiliates/download/?id=115399084

OR

BUY  airline tickets (online)

Have a vacation with your sweetie.  Below are two weeklong getaways to pay for now and partake of later….

Scandinavia

                           

 

         

 

 

 

                                    

 

above, Sweden’s  Floating Hotel (Salt & Sill) and Copenhagen’s Floating Hotel  (CPH Living)…is this romantic or what?

click:  www.saltosill.se

click:  www.cphliving.com

  OR

Valentine’s Day  flowers   from

 

OR

looking for love?

Try Renee’s favorite “matchmaker” (Janis Spindel NYC)

Happy Birthday  President Lincoln

A new Lincoln museum/campus opens today in Washington D.C. (By the way some 15,000 volumes have been written about Abraham Lincoln….)

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“Good-Bye  Whitney  Houston”  from Renee Ashley Baker

                                  

 

 

 

 

                                     pearls   by   Japan 

and 

                                     Amazing Grace: 

      Concert:  http://youtu.be/zSRmz2IGgB8                                              

                                 http://youtu.be/Cgwn1vjNHjE

      

       “Interlude Rap For Nippy ”  (Jesus Love Me)

                        by

          Renee Ashley Baker

I’m  not  line

It was 9 who held  the sign

Call her Nippy, Call her Whitney

I’m goin  claim her she was mine

(beat) Had a voice

That became the People’s Choice

Like a  crytal  bell that rings

I’m goin  tell you she could sing

(beat) Had her fame

Yes they glorified her name

What she touched it turned to gold

I’m goin  tell you so you know

(beat) Was a Queen

Now they have to let her be

She’s gone up to lead the chorus

Where they sing to Galilee

chorus:

Yes–Jesus loves me

Yes–Jesus loves me

Yes–Jesus loves me

For my Whitney told me so…..

THE END

[song sheet]

Jesus Loves Me ! 

Jesus loves me

This I know,

For the Bible tells me so;

Little ones to Him belong,

They are weak but He is strong.

Yes, Jesus loves me!

Yes, Jesus loves me!

Yes, Jesus loves me!

The Bible tells me so.

 
 
 
Searching for jesus love me song?

 
 
 
 

(The End)

SHOUT OUT TO JEFF, Renee’s Suggestions, Renee’s Photographs, plus More Suggestions, Answers, Irmigard, plus Cyber Monday ….

November 28, 2011

 

 

              

    “JEFF  MEETS  EVAN  PICONE”

    by

Renee Ashley Baker

 

A long time ago and far far away

I was sitting in my rented Hertz car one day

My white Evan-Picone jacket was parked in his lot

How was I to know I was parked in his spot?

His  GO-fers   were furious and told me to “go home”

But I did not budge I did not roam

He pulled up in his tan and coffee Rolls Royce

His smooth skin and bright teeth told me he was their boss

He walked me inside and said that his name was JEFF

I smiled, batted my lash, and said  “Dada you da best!”

While his staff moved my car from where Helen Redy did own

I sat  with Jeff Wald and pitched him my  script “Roller Drome”….

*Note:  This is how I met manager/movie producer Jeff Wald back in the late 1970’s at his office in Beverly Hills California.  At this time however–I am NOT interested in “the film business” and will instead be residing in Paris France and  working in the “fashion and beauty industry” in France. (And to work on a novel trilogy for Mr. Beck–if–he buys it).  However — If somebody else in “Hollywood” is interested–GO FOR IT!

                             “Roller Boogie 2”  ?

 So –it should be set in New York City .  But a Big  Star is needed to play the John Travolta part?   And –who will produce?  (Sorry, Renee Ashley Baker can’t produce this one  but I know that some movie producers –and movie studio heads–read this blog)….

                                     

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Renee’s  Flickr:  http://www.flickr.com/photos/reneebakerstudios/

Dear FRIENDS  and Dear IBM Smart Cloud: 

Even though I’d like IBM  to sponsor my “TV Show/Birthday Party/Launch Party” (in New York or in Paris France) I’d  also like my “FRIENDS” (who read this blog) to “back up” my Flickr photostream to their Carbonite (or IBM Smart Cloud) accounts–that way I won’t lose my photographs before I get there.    IBM Smart Cloud  starts  at  $56

Thank you.

                   

PLUS

PLUS

PLUS

VIEW  new video  http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com/id14.html

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PLUS

SHOUT  OUT !

re: MY  BOOK  PROJECT

         As previously stated I, Renee Ashley Baker, will   finish, (complete) my proposed “novel” in 12 weeks–provided there is a “substantial advance” so that I can “write in comfort” (and style)

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p l u s

re: THE “COAST TO COAST AM” ( annual November 22 show)

   Although I am NOT going to be “the producer” I think either Sharon or Gwynneth should play “Dorothy”.

  

 

above, Renee Ashley Baker’s mother  (wearing silk and gold and diamonds). . . .

re:  THE “COAST TO COAST AM” (annual November 22nd  show)

          THE  ANSWER:

        The answer to the question is: He –LHO–did not go out–did not ESCAPE  out the back door because there was a man waiting at that back door to terminate him…..

NOW

CYBER  MONDAY (FOR  HIM)

The McLaren Supercar….Price:  $229,000

To Shop Click Link:http://www.mclaren.com/home/

 

CYBER  MONDAY  (FOR HER)

TO  SHOP  CLICK  HERE:

http://www.net-a-porter.com/?cm_mmc=MSNUS-_-Brand%20-%20Net-A-Porter_US-_-ALONE%20-%20Net-A-Porter%20BR-_-net-a-porter

TO SHOP  “THE LOOK BOOK” CLICK LINK:

http://www.shopbop.com/

p l u s

 

OTHER GREAT CYBER MONDAY SITES:

www.NeimanMarcus.com

www.DubliWelcome.com

www.bluefly.com

www.retailmenot.com

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I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be MOVING to Paris France to run the “Erma French Perfume and Design Company”….

 

 

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DON’T FORGET ! plus THE BACK STORY ABOUT RENEE (with “10 Documents”)

January 24, 2011

 

In February I’ll use/I’ll post a New York  FAX  NUMBER (to collect orders for “10 Documents”) . . . .

 

 

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 “Renee Ashley Baker’s Rolodex” (for   Royalty, the Jet Set, Aristocrats, Diplomats, and the French  fashion and beauty industry).

Renee Ashley Baker’s Schedule:

 1.  April  15,  2011  Move to France

(Date Handsome Men in France)

2.  2012 Design Handbags (Tiffany & Co?)

3.  2013  Launch Perfume (Chanel?)

4.  2013  Publish “Live! (In Progress)” by Renee Ashley Baker (Renee Ashley Baker’s book about the Fashion and Beauty Industry. . . .

    IF–IF–I get the “deal” I’m seeking I do WANT the Burger Sotheby’s house on the French Riviera….

SHOUT  OUT  . . . . 

TO  PARIS  FRANCE:

From:  Renee Ashley Baker

        Can  I  get/rent/lease an apartment in Paris for  $3000 per month?   And will I be able to  move in  April 2011?

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will “meet with”  the Chairmen of  Chanel Corporation when I arrive in Paris France. 

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will live/RESIDE in Paris France (WITHOUT) Gale/Gail.   Gale/Gail  will NOT  be going to France with Renee Ashley Baker and Oprah Winfrey will NOT be going to France with Renee Ashley Baker.

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“insignia”

DON’T  FORGET  TO   ORDER  !

1000 orders ($99 each) if 500 or less ($297 each)

Make WIRE TRANSFER  or  CASHIERS CHECKS   Payable  to my first, middle and last name [E.R.A.]

(I’ll meet with Tiffany & Co and Janis Spindel when I arrive in New York) . . . .

 

CAFE   PRESS…

Oprah Winfrey has “Live Your Best Life”

Renee Ashley Baker has “Live! (In Progress)”

(I , Renee Ashley Baker, will design crocodile  handbags (for Tiffany & Co?) I, Renee Ashley Baker, will launch my perfume line (to be owned by Chanel Corporation in a 30/70 profit share ?) and I, Renee Ashley Baker, will set up my CAFE PRESS MERCHANDISE  STORE  (click link)

http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com

 

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THE   BACK   STORY 

To Whom It May Concern:

    The “BOSS”  in question was my boss at a company in Orange County California.  I, Renee Ashley Baker,  was on a sales staff  of 20 or so employees and was making what I thought–at that time–was “good”  money (I was making between $700-$1000 per week –which –I spent every weekend at Orange Coast Plaza –in  Cristal Court– and at Fashion Island –in Newport Beach).  The sales manager, Bob, (who was Jewish) was “cool”.    He had once been a “stock broker” who had made/earned  a million dollars.  His  wife (also Jewish) worked there as well and was the “very jealous type”  (but I assuaged any and all fears she may have had because I was funny and she laughed at everything I said).   The entire sales staff went skiing every weekend during ski season at Big Bear.  (They always invited me–Renee–to go with them but I always said “No” because –as I have said on this blog before–I can’t ride the T-lift).   TO BACK TRACK:   About  “the office”  –we were the Motley Crue for the “yuppie set” (as Orange County California always is).  There were two brothers who worked in the office–one looked just like Patrick Swayze — they were trying to start a line of “surfer wear”.   Also in the office was a non-Jewish couple who were “golfers”— they played on different “golf circuits” (and won money!).    The one “celebrity” in the office was a woman, who was maybe 70 years old (but you couldn’t tell it) and she used to babysit for DUSTIN HOFFMAN (Hi Dustin !).   Then there was myself–who–in addition to periodic splurges at the Bally Shoe Store in Cristal Court and supporting  Orange  County’s manicurists —I— was writing.   I was–at that time–working on a screenplay to “star” Tom  Cruise. The story was about a “talent agent” who “falls in love” with his client. . . .

(Note:  I’ve been pregnant three times by three white men  all three men are still living well. . . .) 

 ALL  MOVIE  PRODUCTION  SUSPENDED

NOW….

 re:  Janis Spindel Matchmaking Service 

         DEAR  Janis Spindel:  When I, Renee Ashley Baker,  arrive in  New York I will stop into your office. I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be “getting married” in the year 2011…. (HE must be 50-70 years of age, Caucasian/Jewish, a millionaire and reside in New York, Canada or Paris France. )

re:  U. S. CONGRESS  (BUY 3 for $299.00)

HOW  TO  ORDER:  “10 Documents”

To  U.S. Congress and To The Worldwide Press/Media

I must have 1000 orders  (at $99 per order) or 500 orders (you must buy 3 for $299.00).

  VISIT:  www.JFKRFKAshley.blogspot.com

 

re:  SOUTH OF  FRANCE

      Renee  Ashley Baker will be “moving” to the South of France. . . .

and  finally. . . .

RE:  DENVER

      Hoorey that Colorado’s Bill Ritter is out of that Governor’s mansion and Hoorey that John Elway is back in the Broncos’ front office where he belongs (I did not and I DO NOT want any of that missing  $70 million dollars !).. . . . 

NO to ALL those Renee Ashley Baker has previously said “NO” to. . . .(I can’t stand Jessica Alba, I can’t stand Christina Aguillera, and I can’t stand Jennifer Lopez etc etc etc)

(Still “NO” to Halle Berry, No to Tyra Banks, No to Whitney Houston,  No to Beyonce Knowles, and No to Janet Jackson).

   Signed,

   The  “fabulous”  Renee Ashley Baker

NEW! QUESTION + AUCTION + Cyber Monday, Success, The Social Graces (and my radio show in New York)

November 29, 2010

 

above, “The Transporter” starring Jason  (a 20th Century Fox release)

QUESTION:  What was the address FOR  the “package” that went to (shall we say) “SMITHEREENS”?

SHOUT OUT TO MAGAZINE PUBLISHERS:I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be taking photographs with DeSciose.  I expect that these photographs will be available to be published on MAGAZINE WEBSITES  (in  December 2010) and to be published in magazines (in January 2011).

re:  AUCTION (ebay)

An auction will be held on an ebay site.  Look for details on www JFKRFKAshley.blogspot com. . . . (OPENING BID:  $500,000)

now on to Cyber Bob

Did you know that all 364 “items” mentioned in the “12 Days Of Christmas” cost over $96,000? 

HERE  ARE SOME OF RENEE’S FAVORITE CYBER MONDAY SHOPPING SITES:

1.  www.store.komando.com

2.  www.Dubliwelcome.com

3.  www.RedEnvelope.com

4.  www.Bluefly.com

5.   www.eluxury.com

6.  www.SheFinds.com

7.  www.FatWallet.com

8.  www.RetailMeNot.com

9.  www.Amazon.com

10.  www.BedandBreakfast.com

11.    www.Barneys.com

12.   www.NeimanMarcus.com

 

So–you wanna

BUY A FIREPLACE. . . .

Want to sing Christmas carols by the fire?  Visit these websites below:

1.  www.euroflues.com

2.  www.sparkfires.com

 3.  www.bloch-design.com

 

LOOKING FOR  AN IPAD WITH A KEYBOARD ATTACHED? 

Try: Brookstone’s  I AM THEREFORE IPAD

View at: www.Brookstone.com

SUCCESS   SUCCESS   SUCCESS 

Building Your Brand?

Read: “The Art of Non-Conformity”

(It’s about “success” on your terms)

A FRANCHISE ?

Try:  GameTruckParty.com

WANT TO MAKE MONEY FROM HOME?

Try: 

1.  IncomeAtHome.com

2. GoHereNext.com

and my

SHOUT OUT TO PARAMOUNT:

Dear Paramount and Mr. Moonves:  Let’s meet to talk about :

1.  “56 Steps” for Tom Cruise

2.  A theatrical motion picture about “Omega” (sister-in-law of Nancy. . . .

and

SHOUT OUT TO DR. LAURA: (re: Radio in New York)

Dear Dr. Laura:  I’d like you to produce my radio show.  Ownership would be as follows:  20% Renee Ashley Baker, 30% Dr. Laura and 50% the syndicator.  My radio show would be broadcast from New York. . . .

 

“GOOD-BYE  LESLIE  NIELSEN”

                                             from Renee Ashley Baker

“WRITE A SONG/CRISTMAS TIME IS HERE” (A Christmas Song by Renee Ashley Baker…

November 30, 2009

 

“WRITE A SONG”

"Christmas Time Is Here"

“WRITE A SONG” (Christmas Time Is Here)
by
Renee Ashley Baker
Lyrics by Renee Ashley Baker
Copyright 2009 by Renee Ashley Baker
 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED
(Set To “Christmas Time Is Here”. Music by Vince Guarldi and Original Lyrics by Annie Haslam)

Christmas Time Is Here
Time For Thankful Cheer
Write A Song Of Love Forlorn
And I’ll Pull You Near

Christmas Time Is Fine
Joyful It Reminds
Write A Rhyme of Happy Times
And I’ll Call You Mine

What Note Sends You High

Floating Through The Sky

Find A Chord That’s Snug  and Warm

And Then My Love I’ll Sigh

Christmas Time Is Here

 Lovers Dreams To Share  

 Misseltoe , the music flows,

 to win my heart just dare

Oh win my heart just dare

VIEW VIDEO (and sing along)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=213PQuV83-o

Black Friday….For The Black Knight

November 18, 2009

BLACK KNIGHT ?

Valiant Val Kilmer

“Batman Forever” starring Val Kilmer …..

BLACK FRIDAY ?

Did you know that every First Lady — up to and including Jackie Kennedy– shopped at Neiman Marcus? (Well, maybe not Martha but–she would have….)

Renee Ashley’s Neiman Marcus….On Black Friday (or on white Wednesday)…. Neiman Marcus is the place to shop. “I, Renee Ashley, have a closet full of Chanel dresses”….So, for that perfect silk Chanel silk blouse (or for that handsome cashmere turtleneck sweater for him) always visit Neiman Marcus….

plus….A SHOUT OUT!

I, Renee Ashley (aka Renee Ashley Baker) give a “Shout Out To Val Kilmer”….

ABOUT RENEE ASHLEY BAKER

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will sign a contract with Ford Modeling Agency for representation to 21 Companies for $21 MILLION DOLLARS (companies that include Chanel, Chanel cosmetics–“Renee Perfume by Chanel”–, AT&T, IBM, and Swarovski for a line of jewelry boxes to be designed by Renee Ashley Baker called, “Pandora’s Box”….)
I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be moving to Germany (to Berlin).

.

Best Books (plus “Love Misc”)

December 22, 2007

                           Grace and Power CD panel

Best: (On “Politics”)

    For Love of Power book panel   

Love of Politics Power: “For Love Of Power” by Sally Bedell Smith                  

                                                                                                          Leading Ladies book panel

Leading Ladies Power:  “Leading Ladies: American Trailblazers” by Kay Bailey Hutchinson

                                                                                                          Power to the people book panel

 Inspiring Funny Political Power: “Power To The People” by Laura Ingraham

 The Times of my life book panel

Survival Political Power: “The Times Of My Life” by First Lady Betty Ford     

                                                                                                       The Fitzgerald’s and the Kennedys book panel

Greatness Of Power: “The Fitzgeralds and the Kennedys: An American Saga” by Doris Kearns Goodwin

   Grace and Power book panel

Grace Of Political Power: “Grace and Power: The Private World of the Kennedy White House” by Sally Bedell Smith

Best: (On “How To”)

                                                                                                       The Right Words at the Right Time book panel

Word Power: “The Right Words At The Right time” by Marlo Thomas 

         Thank you power book panel                                                                                             

Manners Power: “Thank You Power: Making The Science of Gratitude Work For You” by Deborah Norville                                                                           

                                                                                                                      Freckle Power book panel

Freckle Power: “Freckle Face Strawberry” by Julianne Moore and LeUyen Pham

      A Studio Book panel

Invention Power: “Inventive Paris: A Studio Book by Diana Vreeland and Irving  Penn 

                                                                                                         When you need a lift book panel  

Power Lifting Power: “When You Need A Lift But—” by Joy Behar (of “The View”)

    Women and Money

Financial Power:  “Women and Money” by Suze Orman

                                                                                                    Belly laughs the naked truth book panel

Sexy Mommy Power:  “Belly Laughs: The Naked Truth About Pregnancy and Children” by Jenny McCarthy 

     The body shape bible

Wardrobe Style Power: “The Body Shape Bible” by Susannah Constantine and Trinny Woodall     

                                                                                                                     In the Kennedy Style book panel   

 Kennedy Style Power: “In The Kennedy Style” by Letitia Baldridge    

Best: (On “How They’re Different”)  

      A Signature Life book panel 

“A Signature Life” by Princess Diane Von Furstenberg (designer of Renee Ashley Baker’s favorite “wrap”  dresses ) 

                                                                                                            confessions of an heiress book panel

Confessions Of An Heiress” by Paris Hilton

                                                                                                            

        Put On Your Pearls book panel     

“Put On Your Pearls Girls!” by Lulu Guiness and Martin Welch

Best Game, Set, Match: 

Quote:”Matchmaker, matchmaker, make me a match; Find me a find; Catch me a catch….” 

Books:                             

                                                                                                   How To Marry A Fabulous Man book panel

“How To Marry A Fabulous Man” by Pari Livermore

How to Date Men book panel

“How To Date Men” by Janis Spindel

Websites:

To meet rich guys:  Pocketchangeny.com 

To meet any guy, quickly:  Hurrydate.com 

To meet men scientifically speaking:  Scientificmatch.com

Best to turn up old flames: Christmas Gifts From The Heart:

1.  Write a “love letter” on beautiful stationary–(on Christmas Eve).

2.   Talk, together, about your future plans — (in ten years).

3.   Give each personalized coupons for:

       a.  Control over the remote (for a week).

       b.   A “boys night out”.

        c.  A “massage”.

  4.    Go on a “wacky date” — (bowling or ice skating).

Best Shopping You Can “Still” Do: ( stores open till 10pm ! )

  Fendi Russian Sable Coat   

Renee’s Ashley Baker’s Russian Sable Coat by Fendi ($181,000)

 Lexus Special Edition at Neiman Marcus (neimanmarcus.com) 

            

                                                                Lexus Neiman Marcus

                        Chanel #5 perfume  (fragrance.net)

Sona “faux” 80 ct diamond & ruby necklace (sona.com)

                                                                                                      Sona Faux Diamond Necklace

Ariel–award winning non-alcoholic wine               Ariel non-alcoholic wine  

             Magner’s Irish Cider        Magner’s Irish Cider (magnerscider.com)

                                                                          

                                                                             Vermont Mansion House Maple Syrup

Vermont Mansion House Maple Syrup  

                                                                                                      Sharper Image paper shredder               

     Sharper Image Desktop Paper Shredder

                                                                                                                                         Sears Wish Book             Sears “Wish Book”  for 2007

Best Santa Video: