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Celebrities ! plus Christmas Gift Ideas (+ Armor Concepts and Wedding Bells

December 7, 2010

 Don’t Forget….

AT  THE  MOVIES:   “True  Grit”

P L U S

 

ADVERTISE !

The name Renee Ashley Baker produces 7,900,000 -12,000,000 results on the search engine Bing.  (That’s more than Kate Gosselin but less than Paris Hilton whose name produces 68,000,000  results . . . .)

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 Christmas Gift Ideas:   books

1.  CLEOPATRA: A Life by Stacy Schiff

   FOR DAD–RUN FLAT TIRES ?

No–an autobiography  about Keith Richards  !#@! (ha ha LOL)

 2.  Life  by Keith Richards

or. . . .

A Mad Man AD Man Christmas. . . .

3.  Sterling’s Gold: Wit and Wisdom of an Ad Man

A GIFT OF WINE. . . .  

4.  WINESTHATROCK COM

(This website sells “rock”  celebrity named wines like Mendocino made Rolling Stones Forty Licks Merlot, Pink Floyds The Dark Side of the Moon Cabernet Sauvignon, Woodstock Chardonnay, The Police’s Synchronicity.)

 not a wine drinker?  how bout. . . .

  5.  Dan Akroyd’s Crystal Head Vodka

 plus

SHOUT OUT:  “Hi Tom”  (from Renee Ashley Baker)

 and

then 

there’s  7

      “ANDY”

 

 

 

 

 

VIEW  NEW  VIDEO

 (on page one):    http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com/

 

 

 

 

 

AND

 

NOW

Renee Ashley Baker’s  Schedule:

1.  Janis Spindel Matchmaking Service (Renee Ashley Baker dates men in Colorado and in New York).

2.  New York City: 

 Renee Ashley Baker  will sign with Ford Modeling Agency —for representation as Spokesmodel for:

          (a) Nikon Coolpix

         (b) General Motors

        (c) and Other Companies (previously named).

 3.  Renee Ashley Baker will also sign with a HANDBAG  MANUFACTURER (Tiffany & Co for a crocodile handbag?).

 4.  Renee Ashley Baker  will sign with XM/Sirius for Radio Show (Dr. Laura producer?).

5.  Renee Ashley Baker gets married?  

6.  Renee Ashley Baker moves to France (the French Riviera).

7.   Renee Ashley Baker  launches her  perfume line called  —     “Renee     #9″ .    Renee #9 perfume will HOPEFULLY  be  manufactured by Chanel  (NOT  BY ELIZABETH TAYLOR). 

  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPO3SaXHHBA&feature=related

and  so . . . .

Planning   A   Wedding?

  Would you like your June wedding broadcast ONLINE  to framily and friends?  Here are three companies you’ll want to explore:

1.  LiveInternetWeddings

http://www.barefoothawaiiweddings.com/live-internet-weddings.htm

2.  IDOStream.com

http://idostream.com/

3.  Freedom Calls (for those who are engaged and who are serving in the military).

http://74.6.117.48/search/srpcache?ei=UTF-8&p=freedom+calls+online+weddings&fr=yfp-t-701&u=http://cc.bingj.com/cache.aspx?q=freedom+calls+online+weddings&d=4622364211221894&mkt=en-US&setlang=en-US&w=3861ac7d,32b7063d&icp=1&.intl=us&sig=d3GQ3T0UzcGyi6FcfXhqHw

WEDDING  BELLS FOR RENEE ASHLEY BAKER. . . .

 

A RECEPTION FOR 400 ?

    I, Renee Ashley Baker, have vowed to ‘take vows’ before the end of 2011. . . .   “I want to get married on a Greek island (maybe Skorpios?) with the wedding reception (for 400 guests) on a yacht docked on the French Riviera (maybe the yacht Christina O ?). . . .I’ll have wedding bells that will ring (and helpers to ring them) I’ll have white doves that will fly (and helpers to release them)–and–Instead of wedding gifts I’d have my 400 guests make donations to my favorite charity (maybe Special Olympics?). . . . Can you hear me Janis Spindel?

NOW 

         CHRISTMAS   GIFT   IDEAS. . . .

                                      That Touch of Mink   (in Pink!)

     by  Nick  Pologeorgis of New York

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

and last  (but never least)  . . . .

 NEIMAN MARCUS CHRISTMAS CATALOG 2010

a sailable House !

 

an edible  House! 

and

Renee’s Favorite Charities. . . .

1.  SpecialOlympics.org

2.  MyArchway.org

3.  AnnFrank.com

4.  CharityNavigator.org

5.  CharityWatch.org

6.  Interaction.org

7.  GoldStar.org

8.  Give.org

9.   CShares.org

10.  LaptopGiving.org

11.  Si.edu/plangiv (Smithsonian Institute Legacy Society)

and for the Soldiers:

12.  TreesForTroops.org

13.  Flatdaddies.com

14.  ProjectSanctuary.org

Still “NO” to Warner Bros , No to Universal, No to MCA/Farm, No to Madonna’s Company, and No to all others Renee Ashley Baker has previously said “NO” to. . . .

 

                                        and  for home safety

VIEW  ARMOR CONCEPTS  VIDEO (click link below):

http://www.armorconcepts.com/

HAPPY   SHOPPING! 

Renee’s French Riviera

 

 

Where Renee Ashley Baker will go to design handbags. . . .

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Election Day Humor/History by Renee Ashley Baker

November 2, 2010

     

 

    “Don’t  call  me  Mam!”

 


and

 

“What?  Did somebody say WHORE ?”

 

 SO

 

“That’s right  bee–atch!”

 

 

 

 

 IT

 

 

“Say– Ladies, high heels are on sale down the street and did you know that RAPISTS are born that way?”

 

goes

 

 

 “Could  ALL of you please kiss lipstick on a  pig’s ____”

 

 

 

And  So It  Goes . . . .

 

   INSERT: “Chariots of Fire” music here

 

 

THE  BIG  LAUNCH ? 



 The Final Voyage

above, Astronaut Nicole (Nikki) Stott

 One of 7 crew members on board “Discovery” (the seventh being Robonaut 2 (R2) the first state-of-the-art human-like ANDROID.

above, Renee Ashley Baker’s  R2D2  (from Star Wars)

above, space shuttle “Discovery” being launched (photo by Tony Gray/NASA)

The  Fragrance  Voyage

Speak  Now. . . .

Country music star Taylor Swift will create her own line of perfume and fragrance products to launch in late 2011

 

 

 

 

 

above,  Chanel (Renee #9 by Chanel ?) 

 

Women–Do you want sculpture without Botox?

above, The Sculptured House (aka The Sleeper House)built on Genesee Mountain in 1963 by architect Charles Deaton.  

Listed by:   Kentwood Cherry Hills Real Estate  (Denver). 

Auction Date:  November  10, 2010 

Opening Bid:  $3 million dollars

 

 

 

 

Women–Do you  want romance ? 

Try Janis Spindel’s  Matchmaking Service….

 

and  on portraits. . . . 

 

above, “Portrait Of A Lady”   (painted in 1919) 

 George Romney (1734-1802) was an English painter renowned for his portraits of aristocratic women.  Do you know who painted “Portrait Of A Lady” ?

 

above, Rose Elizabeth Kennedy (b 1890) wife of Joseph P. Kennedy, Sr.  and mother of President John  F.  Kennedy

 

DO YOU KNOW WHERE THIS LOCATION IS ? 

 

 

 

 

 (Hint:  It’s Renee Ashley Baker’s New Home in France)

Answer:  the French Riviera

 

 

 

 

and. . . .

Final Quiz: 

Do you know who this  Woman  is ?

 

 

 

 

above,  Mozart’s sister  Nannerl

VIEW  VIDEO:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19ZQC5LIjiw

and

(HOW ABOUT   A  LINK ?)

LINK TO THIS POST (copy and paste):

https://reneeashleybaker.wordpress.com

 

Mel Gibson, Sarah Palin (and…. Baby Makes Three)

July 20, 2010

 

 

L U C I A

by

 Renee Ashley Baker

 Copyright 2010 by Renee Ashley Baker

 

Lucia, Lucia, How grande it is to be ya

Lucia, Lucia, Une  grande  petite  bebe

123, ABC, Can you make a smile for me

123, ABC , Can you make a smile ?

123, ABC, Can you take a step for me

123, ABC, Can you take a step ?

123, ABC, Can you shake a dance for me

123, ABC, Can you shake a dance ?

 (the end)

 

plus    (He’s Irish!)

TRIPP 

by

 Renee Ashley Baker 

Copyright 2010  by Renee Ashley Baker

 

His grandmother was a Palin

Who thought that he’d go sailin

He’d take a Tripp, upon a ship, and maybe he’d be whalen

But baker, Quaker, candlestick maker,  doctor,  lawyer,  Van Halen ?

A  rattle  he’ll  naw

Policeman  for  ma ?

Then —  bad guys  he’ll  be jailin

(the end)

 

TINKER, TAILOR, DAUGHTER, SPY

by

 Renee Ashley Baker

Copyright 2003 by Renee Ashley Baker

 

Will  his  daughter catch a spy

Will she let them make her cry

If  she  hollers let her be

Said the sailor from the sea

Will she be a friend or foe

Catch a spy man by the toe

If  he  hollers let him go?

Eeeny  Meeny Mighty Moe

(the end ?)

 

 

LINK  TO  THIS  POST (Copy and Paste Link Below):

http://www.ReneeAshleyBaker.Wordpress.com

 

                                   (NOW  SCROLL  DOWN)

GLAMOROUS WEDNESDAY’S DEBATES

October 15, 2008

                                   

“NO”  TO $11 MILLION DOLLARS

 (I, Renee Ashley Baker, do NOT want $11 million dollars so COWTOWN DENVER HAS TO STOP BOTHERING ME ABOUT $11 million dollars….I will “wear a wire” for the FBI).

also….

                     DON’T MISS THE DEBATES…..TONIGHT!

                                   

                           Renee Ashley Baker will “vote for” John McCain

 

plus….

NO TO  ABC NETWORK

I , Renee Ashley Baker, am “NOT” going to accept any tv series acting jobs.  Not on ABC Network and Not on Fox Network.  I , Renee Ashley Baker, am NOT going to “act in television”.  I, Renee Ashley Baker, also am NOT going to accept any “movie acting jobs” either UNLESS—UNLESS:  I, Renee Ashley Baker, am the “Star” of the motion picture;  (2) I, Renee Ashley Baker, am the “Executive Producer” of the motion picture; (3) unless Disney Motion Picture Distribution distributes the motion picture and (4) unless my leading men are: Mel Gibson, Val Kilmer, Tom Cruise, Harrison Ford, Richard Gere, and possibly Kevin Costner and Brad Pitt. 

(IF–If–I decide to Executive Produce the motion picture with U.S. Senator Edward M Kennedy as co-producer/consultant I will receive a $53.5 million dollar advance from Disney Corporation.   I , Renee Ashley Baker, will “sign this $53.5 million dollar motion picture distribution contract” with Disney Corporation while I am in Hyannisport Massachusettes….)

ONLY  CHAIRWOMAN:

 I, Renee Ashley Baker, plan to accept a $50,000 a year job to work for “Special Olympics 2”.  I, Renee Ashley Baker, will “act” as “Chairwoman”  for “Special Olympics 2”.  I , Renee Ashley Baker, will accept $3-5 million dollars from Harper Collins.  Harper Collins will publish my autobiography:  “How I Became The Special Envoy For The Kennedy Family”.   I, Renee Ashley Baker, will live in Boston Massachusettes (in my $3 million dollar condominium) six months out of the year and I, Renee Ashley Baker, will live in Monaco Monte Carlo six months out of the year….read “One Exception” (at bottom of page)….

STILL NO TO COWTOWN DENVER.  And Still No to Gale Hurd, No to Gail Katz.  (I will ask a  U.S. Federal Judge to make Gale Hurd and Gail Katz “stay away” from Renee Ashley Baker.  Still “NO” to Madonna, No to Universal/NBC, No to Grammercy, No to MCA/Farm, No to Warner Bros, No to the “music industry” , No to rappers/No to rap music).

ONE EXCEPTION:  The one “exception” being James Bond.  I, Renee Ashley Baker,  will Star as–I mean–I,  Renee Ashley Baker , will “portray” a “Bond Girl” in a James’ Bond movie IF– IF–the James Bond movie is filmed in Europe (meaning ON the European continent).

PLUS….

The employees at the Kinkos/Fed Ex  in Denver had better NOT threaten to “beat anybody else up”.  (I have already told the FBI about their previous threats).  AND ….I DO NOT LIKE MEXICANS…..

above, Renee Ashley Baker, as “The Mermaid”

Glamorous Wednesday: Renee Loves…..

September 10, 2008

 

Country (view Renee Ashley Baker’s people below)….

  Billy Ray Cyrus (Achy Awsome)

                    

Taylor Swift (Beautiful in evening gowns)  

            

           Oak Ridge Boys (still with Elvira)

                                                                   

Faith Hill (Renee Ashley Baker’s Mississippi Queen)     

 

Miranda  Lambert (What and Lead ? )

                           

above, Renee Ashley Baker’s Jewel, Sugerland , Judd….

PLUS…RENEE ALSO LOVES….

Chanel Paris France (below)

 

 and….Renee Loves

          

Boots for Winter (above, Renee Ashley Baker’s Chanel Boots)

PLUS….RENEE LOVES….

NM 

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will purchase a $3 million dollar condominium in Boston (with a real estate loan from Senator Edward M Kennedy of course).  I will hire Neiman Marcus’ interior design service to decorate my Boston condominium.   Roche Bobois maybe?

RENEE LOVES “1919”

 

                                     

Belated Good-bye to Sir Edmund Hillary from Renee Ashley Baker

Sir Edmund Hillary,  born in 1919,  in Auckland New Zealand was the first to scale Mount Everest in 1953.   So….Good-bye Hillary AND HELLO SARAH….

VIEW  VIDEO:

NO TO MADONNA….

MADONNA IS STILL THE “DOG” THAT I CAN’T STAND  because Cindy (a gray haired ‘criminal’ employed on the 4th floor in the Denver Public Library) keeps trying to “force me” (COERCE ME ) to give my studio to Madonna.  I will NEVER, NEVER let Madonna own my studio.  I will send Madonna to PRISON for a year and a day for racketeering and extortion.  Lourdes is a “dirty Spanish Dog”….P.S. There will be “no studio”.  I’ve decided that there will be NO “Renee Baker Studios”.   I’ve decided not to “operate” Renee Baker Studios.  I, Renee Ashley Baker, will NOT take/accept any “jobs” either.  And –NO to Gail/Gale.  (Gail Hurd will “go to prison” and Gail Katz will “go to prison”).

YES TO BOSTON:  I will be moving to Boston Massachusettes.  Senator Edward M Kennedy is paying for my ticket (one way) from Denver to Boston.  I, Renee Ashley Baker, am going to GET Boston Real Estate NOT MONEY…..

To: Jim Davis (FBI) and Troy Eid (U.S. Justice Department):

THERE WILL BE NO BOOKS, NO MOVIES PRODUCED AND NO TV SHOWS….

View RBS CINEMA First Film/Video Contest:

http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.ListAll&friendID=238772256

special thanks: Chanel boot photo by Bun Bun in Wonderland on Flickr

HISTORY MONDAY: OJT

September 8, 2008

 

  

 FROM GOVERNOR’S MANSION TO THE “WHITE  HOUSE”  ?

         When pitbulls fly…. 

 

                         

(above, former governors Carter, Reagan and Clinton)

above Pitbull ( Er–I mean–Palin )

PLUS…

How does she travel ?

                                                       

Vice Presidential nominee Sarah Palin said, “No private jets”.  So….when Sarah travels she may travel First Class V.I.P. or she may just “go online” like everybody else….Here are some travel friendly “travel sites” online that you may wish to explore.

1.  CorporateTravelSafety.com

2.  Smythson.com

3.  Megellans.com

4.  Flight001.com 

5.  Patagonia.com   OR….perhaps my travel agent which is:

6.  Fisher’s Travel  in NYC (specializing in luxury/jet set travel)….

PLUS…

Let’s not forget the Pitbull’s (I mean Palin’s) boss….

Presidential Candidate John McCain….

plus….

re BOSTON:   I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, WILL BE MOVING TO BOSTON MASSACHUSETTES

View My Tripod: http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com

 special thanks: “Luggage” by nhanusek on Flickr