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NEW! Project ! (plus Baker2 Tax Plan by Renee Ashley Baker (Plus Top Business Books For Entrepreneurs….AND Louis Vuitton)

February 7, 2012

 

            Renee’s New Project…..

            

click link to view:http://www.rockethub.com/projects/5912-film-short-music-video-the-red-tree

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 “Interviews   with   Renee”

 

Dear Movers and Shakers (50 – 100 years of age):

           I am going to “write requests” (on Facebook Walls) of those people I want to “interview” for my NEW newsletter.  I will  submit –via email –15 questions for you to answer (15  as in “15  minutes” yada yada yada).    My new “newsletter” is a “non-showbusiness newsletter”….

        note:  If the information from Wells Fargo bank  isn’t mailed  to me by the end of the week then I no longer want the account.  (No to Denver’s  showbusiness–meaning “no books”, no ICM, no Universal,no Warner Bros,  no music business, no Clint Eastwood, and  no  to William  Morris….no to Grammercy)

YES TO MY HANDBAG FOR TIFFANY & CO…..

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                                                                           “56    Seconds”

        http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com

 

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         To  prove  that  I, Renee Ashley Baker,  had  a  4.0  GPA   in college….here goes….

                                    SIMPLE   TAX    CODE

                                             “6–12–24”

                                                    BY

                                RENEE   ASHLEY   BAKER

 

24%  Corporations and Individuals earning $2 million and Up

12%   Individuals and Corporations earning $200,000-$1,999,000

6%    Individuals and Corporations earning $50,000-$199,000

0%   Individuals and Corporations earning $49,000 and Under

CHARITY / PENSION   “LOOP HOLE”

       Those who donate   1/3   of  their “tax bill”  to  “charity” can then keep (deduct) for their own SEP/IRA/KEOGH Pension Plan/Pension Fund   1/2   of  the  remainder….

THE     NUMBERS:

 

$2,000,000                           (earnings)

                   .24%                         

__________

       480,000                              (tax  bill)

                  .30%                           

__________

       144,000                                (give to charity)

 

Remainder:

       336,000

 –     168,000                           (into own pension fund)

 ___________

       168,000                            (taxes paid to U.S. Government)

 

now….aren’t   I   smart….

 

SO……

What are  Renee Ashley Baker ‘s  favorite cities ?

Paris  France….

 and 

 

                  

Below, the fabulous “Golden Apple” hotel in Moscow….

 

Below, the  elegant  Ritz  Hotel  in  Moscow….

AND….

 

THE TOP BUSINESS BOOKS  FOR  ENTREPRENEURS

Renee Ashley Baker’s favorites….

 

 

and….

 

    

and

speaking of  illustration

Below,  Louis’  “Green”   Speedy….

 

             Renee Ashley Baker still wants to design the “Irmigard” make up case/train case for Louis Vuitton…..

Below Louis Vuitton Resort Collection 2012 designed by Marc Jacobs

 

 

    Below, Renee Ashley Baker’s favorite champage…. 

           

 

Still “no” to Warner Bros and “no”  to HBO and “no” to all others that I, Renee Ashley Baker, have said “NO” to…..   Now–scroll down and read….

                                  ” President  Obama  is  Who ?

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Mel Gibson, Sarah Palin (and…. Baby Makes Three)

July 20, 2010

 

 

L U C I A

by

 Renee Ashley Baker

 Copyright 2010 by Renee Ashley Baker

 

Lucia, Lucia, How grande it is to be ya

Lucia, Lucia, Une  grande  petite  bebe

123, ABC, Can you make a smile for me

123, ABC , Can you make a smile ?

123, ABC, Can you take a step for me

123, ABC, Can you take a step ?

123, ABC, Can you shake a dance for me

123, ABC, Can you shake a dance ?

 (the end)

 

plus    (He’s Irish!)

TRIPP 

by

 Renee Ashley Baker 

Copyright 2010  by Renee Ashley Baker

 

His grandmother was a Palin

Who thought that he’d go sailin

He’d take a Tripp, upon a ship, and maybe he’d be whalen

But baker, Quaker, candlestick maker,  doctor,  lawyer,  Van Halen ?

A  rattle  he’ll  naw

Policeman  for  ma ?

Then —  bad guys  he’ll  be jailin

(the end)

 

TINKER, TAILOR, DAUGHTER, SPY

by

 Renee Ashley Baker

Copyright 2003 by Renee Ashley Baker

 

Will  his  daughter catch a spy

Will she let them make her cry

If  she  hollers let her be

Said the sailor from the sea

Will she be a friend or foe

Catch a spy man by the toe

If  he  hollers let him go?

Eeeny  Meeny Mighty Moe

(the end ?)

 

 

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And A Happy New Year! (From Renee Ashley Baker)

December 26, 2009

NYE PARTY RECIPES: “Oysters Rockefeller Renee” and “Renee’s Pink Champagne Punch”

RECIPE 1: OYSTERS ROCKEFELLER RENEE (When Served With Pink Champagne)

24 oysters on the half shell
1 cup butter
1/3 cup finely chopped parsley
1/4 cup finely chopped celery
1/4 cup finely chopped shallots or scallions
1/2 small clove garlic, finely minced
2 cups chopped watercress
1/3 cup chopped fennel
1/3 cup fine, soft bread crumbs
1/4 cup anisette or Pernod
Salt and freshly ground black pepper to taste

1. Preheat oven to hot (450 F)
2. Fill four tin pie plates with rock salt and
arrange six oysters on each.
3. In a skillet heat the butter, add the parsley,
celery, shallots and garlic and cook three minutes. Add the watercress and fennel and cook until the
watercress wilts, about one minute.
4. Pour mixture into the container of an
electric blender and add the remaining ingredients.
Blend until the sauce is thoroughly pureed,
about one minute. If a blender is not available, ut the ingredients through a food mill or pound in a mortar.
5. Place one tablespoon of the sauce on each oyster and spread to the rim of the shell. Bake the oysters just until the sauce bubbles, about four minutes.
6. Serve immediately with Pink Champagne.
Yield: 4 Servings

RECIPE 2: RENEE’S PINK CHAMPAGNE PUNCH (When Made With Pink Champagne)

6 lumps sugar
Dash of bitters
1 cup high-quality cognac
3 bottles chilled Pink Champagne

1. Place the sugar lumps in a punch bowl. Sprinkle with bitters and add the cognac.
2. At serving time, uncap the champagne and add to the bowl. Add ice. If desired, decorate with fruit.
Yield: 20 Servings

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be having “champagne” this New Years Eve (in Denver) with a handsome, blonde haired, blue-eyed man who is from Highlands Ranch…..Now listen to Renee Ashley Baker’s Songs “Champagne” and “Diamonds”….

FIRST: “DIAMONDS”

DIAMONDS FOR CHRISTMAS? LUCKY YOU….

Renee Ashley Baker’s Favorite Gift To Get For Christmas? Read Then Listen Below:

“Diamonds”
by
Renee Ashley Baker
lyrics and music by Renee Ashley Baker
copyright 2003 by Renee Ashley Baker
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

(Renee Ashley Baker’s Aside: “This song was written by Renee Ashley Baker For Miss Barbra Streisand. Can somebody Please Tell Miss Streisand About This Website #@!?”)

“Diamonds”

(bridge)
I Only Know It Takes 3 C’s And Light

Diamonds
I’ll Stroke Them For Their Diamonds
I’ll Toke Them For Their Diamonds
I’ll Smoke Them For Their Diamonds–Diamonds
Diamonds
I’ll Stroke Them For Their Diamonds
I’ll Toke Them For Their Diamonds
I’ll Choke Them For Their Diamonds–Diamonds

(end chorus repeats and fades out)

CLICK WORD “DIAMONDS” BELOW TO LISTEN:

\"Diamonds\" by Renee Ashley Baker

PLUS….

Renee Ashley Baker’s Favorite Christmas Movies:

5. Holiday Inn
4. Babes In Toyland (1934)
3. White Christmas
2. It’s A Wonderful Life
1. Miracle On 34th Street

PLUS….

Renee Ashley Baker’s Favorite Christmas Ballet:

The Moscow Ballet’s “Great Russian Nutcracker”

PLUS….

Renee Ashley Baker’s Favorite Christmas Address:

HEAR AT: http://www.youtube.com/TheRoyalChannel

PLUS….

Photo by Renee Ashley Baker

CLICK WORD “CHAMPAGNE” BELOW TO LISTEN:

\"Champagne\" by Renee Ashley Baker

(Renee Ashley Baker’s Aside: “This song was written by Renee Ashley Baker for A motion picture. A “romantic comedy” about a “couple who don’t seem to have a ‘ghost of a chance’ but who, through some ‘miracle’, are given a great and everlasting love” …. Hopefully my motion picture will ‘Star’ Miss Barbra Streisand and Mr. Harrison Ford”….)

“CHAMPAGNE”
by
Renee Ashley Baker
lyrics and music by Renee Ashley Baker
copyright 2003 by Renee Ashley Baker
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

(chorus)

It’s not sane
But why complain
Can’t sell me love
Oh heaven above
The reason is plain

It’s near and its far
From earth to the stars
A ting–ly lie
That I’ll never buy
Till death do they part

He said, I’ll try every day to get by just say that you love me
She said, Yes–I’ll only be yours, for your love I’d kill
He said, Dear I must have you now you know you can own me
I say, Why–suddenly fry–just refill

Decision is made
Plans are laid
Just wait till dawn
They’ll both be gone
All Devils get paid

A dagger is art
A poisonous heart
Oh change your mind
Just take more time
It’s death or you’ll part

He said, Now our betrayal is done he’ll never own you
She said, Yes our love is one, forever you will
Cop said, Now we see it again two lovers who’ll know me
I say, Bye, I’d rather get high, just refill

(music interlude)

He said, Now our betrayal is done he’ll never own you
She said, Yes our love is one forever you will
Cop said, So we see it again two lovers who’ll know me
I say, Bye, I’d rather get high, just refill

With champagne
Thoughts get made
It’s east or its west
The worst or the best
Its sun or its shade

It’s near and its far
From earth to the stars
A ting–ly sigh
I’ll bubble on by
But I’ll never part
With champagne
(The End)

PLUS….JUST FOR FUN BY RENEE ASHLEY BAKER

(CLICK WORDS “JUST FOR FUN” BELOW AND LISTEN)

Just For Fun: From Renee

ABOUT RENEE ASHLEY BAKER

Renee Ashley Baker will sign a contract with Ford Modeling Agency for representation to 21 Companies–for $21 Million Dollars. (The 21 companies include, Chanel, Chanel cosmetics–“Renee Perfume By Chanel”–Jimmy Choo,AT&T, IBM, Rolex of Switzerland and Swarovski for a line of jewelry boxes designed by Renee Ashley Baker called, “Pandora’s Box”…)

Note: Renee Ashley Baker’s answer is still “NO”
to Gale Hurd and “NO” to Gail Katz.

Russia: Bold, Brainy, Beautiful and Blooming!

December 14, 2009

Oksana in pink

Perfect in pink….

Oksana in white

Perfect in white….

WHO IS OKSANA BAIUL?

(Renee Ashley Baker’s aside: “Oksana Baiul is The Bolshoi meets The Ice Capades !”)

RUSSIA’S RICHEST:
Did you know that the total net worth of ‘Russia’s 100 Richest People” is $142 billion dollars? And that 32 Russian billionaires made ‘Forbes 100 Richest List” (Russian edition)

MOSCOW’S RACIEST
Did you know that top Formula-1 Teams careened around The Kremlin on July 14-17 2009, Formula 1 racing backer Peter Sweenkles says that Moscow is ready to host a Formula 1 event. (A Formula 1 race track is presently being built in Moscow and will be completed in the year 2010)

MOSCOW’S RESORTIEST
Did you know that Moscow now has golf courses ranked among the ‘Top 100 Golf Clubs’ in the world? Yes, Moscow now has clubs the Moscow Golf and Country Club and Le Meridien Moscow Country Club. Membership? Membership in Moscow’s golf and country clubs start at $25,000 a year….

MOSCOW’S RITZIEST
Did you know that the new Ritz-Carlton (in Moscow) is a $350 Million Dollar, 334-room hotel for Russian billionaires? The hotel has an Imperial Russian facad with a roof top bar (the “OZ” lounge) that has a glass dome, black tile floor, red velvet cacoon chairs, and white leather furnishings. The hotel also has a restaurant (“Jeroboam”) which will serve the “Tsars Breakfast”. (The “Tsars Breakfast” costs $700 per person and includes a bottle of Crystal Champagne. The “Tsars Breakfast” also includes an “Omlet” made with Kobe beef steak, parmigiano cheese, reggiano cheese, and truffle fois gras; along with carmelized apple and pain brioche, sour cream, quail eggs, and blinis with 56 grams of Beluga Carviar….

SO HOW’S THE AMERICAN ECONOMY?

The American Economy Is So Bad That….

“The rich people on Park Avenue all fired their nannies and LEARNED their childrens’ names”

“The Motel 6 WON’T leave the light on for you anymore”

“The cashiers at the McDonald’s are now asking ‘Can you AFFORD fries with that burger?’ ”

Jokesters Unknown….

QUEEN II: Queen Elizabeth’s WarHorse….

October 21, 2009
Holloween Pumpkin #2 by Zero79 (on Flickr)

Holloween Pumpkin #2 by Zero79 (on Flickr)

Renee Ashley's mother--Mrs Ashley--the Queen (Too)

Renee Ashley's mother--Mrs Ashley--the Queen (Too)

White Rocking Horse by sf2London (on Flickr)

White Rocking Horse by sf2London (on Flickr)

Question ?

Q: A “White Rocking Horse” Like The White Rocking Horse Above Is Seen In the Last Scene of What James Bond Thriller?

PLUS….

WARHORSE 2

Queen Elizabeth II and Prince Philip

Queen Elizabeth II and Prince Philip

Queen Elizabeth II

Queen Elizabeth II

Queen Elizabeth II and Prince Philip stop the show as they arrive late at the London Premier of the “WarHorse”….(Queen Elizabeth II by THE REX….)

Plus….

New “MM” Photos Discovered….

Marilyn Monroe by Ed Clark

Marilyn Monroe by Ed Clark

And…Some New CRYPT–OLOGY?

The price for spending eternity above Marilyn Monroe is $4.5 million….That is how much the “crypt” directly above the actress went for in an online auction that was held August 14 on Ebay. The ebay.com listing said the space at Westwood Village Memorial Park Cemetery above Monroe is being vacated, making room for someone else. The ‘listing’ also offers the detail that the current occupant is “looking face down on” Monroe….Note: Bidding for the auction started at $500,000….

Plus….

ABOUT RENEE ASHEY’S MOTHER (MRS ASHLEY)

1. Renee Ashley Baker’s mother (Mrs. Ashley) is pictured above.
2. Renee Ashley Baker’s mother (Mrs. Ashley) is with Royalty.
3. Renee Ashley Baker’s mother (Mrs. Ashley) is a Queen Too.
4. Renee Ashley Baker’s mother (Mrs. Ashley) partied in The Hamptons (New York).
5. Renee Ashley Baker’s mother (Mrs. Ashley) brunched every Sunday at the Brown Palace Hotel (in Denver).
6. Renee Ashey Baker’s mother (Mrs. Ashley) always hated California.
7. Renee Ashley Baker’s mother–Mrs. Ashley– married my father (Mr. Ashley) who was a “Mason”.
8. Renee Ashley Baker’s mother (Mrs Ashley) had steak on the stove when I came home from school.
9. Renee Ashley Baker’s mother (Mrs. Ashley) always wore her silk dresses, pearls and high heels when I came home from school (she llooked like June Cleaver).
10. Renee Ashley Baker’s mother (Mrs. Ashley) had a $250,000 Estate and she left Renee Ashley/Renee Ashley Baker $50,000 from her $250,000 Estate.
11. Renee Ashley Baker’s mother (Mrs. Ashley) hated the name Gale/Gail….
Note: Renee Ashley Baker will sign a contract with Ford Modeling Agency for representation to 21 Companies as a ‘Spokes Model’ –and for $21 million dollars to be paid to Renee Ashey Baker. (Renee Ashley Baker “hates” California and Renee Ashley Baker will be moving to Germany….)

NOTE 2: THE “21” COMPANIES (THAT BELONG TO RENEE ASHLEY BAKER AND TO RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S MOTHER–MRS ASHLEY. THESE 21 COMPANIES ARE “NOT” GALE’S/ NOT GAIL’S AND GALE/GAIL IS “NOT” GOING TO GET ANYTHING FROM THESE 21 COMPANIES…):
1. Faberge (Russia)
2 Mikimoto (Japan)
3. Grosvenor Furs of Canada (Represented by Albert Furs)
4. Shonbek Chandeliers (Germany)
5. Rolex (Switzerland)
6. Bang & Olufson (Denmark)
7. Burberry (England)
8. Jimmy Choo (England)
9. Chane/Chanel Cosmeticsl/Renee Perfume by Chanel (France) 10.Hermes/St. Louis Cristal (France)
11. Moet Champagne/Louis Vuitton (France)
12. Hagen Daz (USA/Jewish)
13. Neiman marcus (USA/Jewish)
14. Creme de La Mer (USA/Jewish)
15. Yahoo not Google (and eventually a seat on the Board of Directors of Yahoo)
16. AT&T/BlackJack Phone (USA)
17. MSN/Microsoft (USA)
18. General Motors (USA)
19. IBM (USA)
20. Swarovski (For The Royal Family of Austria)
21.

HISTORY MONDAY: “BEJING!”

August 11, 2008

 

THE  PAST….

 

above….Olga  Korbut (The Best That Ever Lived….)

                                  

above….Olga Korbut (Gold Medalist 1972 Munich)

 

above….Olga Korbut (Gold Medalist 1972 Munich)

The Sequel: “The  Best  That  Ever  Lived”…. 

above….Nadia Comaneci (Gold Medalist 1976 Montreal)

 

above….Nadia Comaneci (Gold Medalist 1976 Montreal)

 

THE  PRESENT….

above….Michael Phelps (Gold Medalist 2008 Bejing) 

 

above….Shawn Johnson (Iowa’s “Gold Hope” 2008 Bejing)

 

THE  FUTURE:

on VIDEO….

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