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NEWS SHOW PROPOSAL…..Renee Ashley Baker’s fee is $1 Million Dollars Per Week for 26 Weeks….plus Sarah Palin, Donald Trump, First Lady Michelle Obama and more….)

June 26, 2013

Ship-in-a-Bottle

President John F Kennedy in the navy

“SANG THE MUSES”
by Renee Ashley Baker

Lyrics and Melody by Renee Ashley Baker
Copyright 2013 by Renee Ashley Baker

Lovely Cinderella lost her shoe at the Ball
Ship found in the Bottle, popped the cork, the sails grew Tall
Let Her stand with Nemo he’ll take Her hand upon the Sea
Strait up from the Bottom, they’ll see JACK cause he’ll be ME

(CHORUS)
Sang the muses, Sang the muses
Sang the muses, Sang the muses
Sang the music, Sang the music
Sang the music, Sang the music
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*This song is to be sung with a heavy Irish brogue…..

(I, Renee Ashley Baker, began this song two years ago. It is still not finished, however, I’ve decided to post this one “verse” for the 4th of July. HOPE YOU LIKE IT !)

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click on photo of Renee Ashley Baker below to view new website….

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SHOUT OUT

Shout Out To Hughes Direct TV, ABC TV, New York Times, and Fox News/News Corp:

Once my “lawsuit has settled” and I, Renee Ashley Baker, am “available”….I, Renee Ashley Baker would like to do a “News Show”. My “news show” would air weekly (on TV) and be 1 hour long. I’d do 26 shows. The “Broadcaster” (the TV NETWORK) would own the shows. I’d want a 26-52 show contract. What is Renee Ashley Baker’s asking fee? Renee Ashley Baker’s fee will be $1 million per week (or $26 Million Dollars). And…I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be granted: Approval of Guest Stars, Wardrobe Approval of Guest Stars, Weekly Script Approval, Director Approval, Producer Approval, and Location Approval (the location to be my house in The Hamptons). And—no to a “pilot” as I, Renee Ashley Baker, will not do a pilot….my Ustream TV show will be my “audition tape” if an audition is needed. And…I do not, NOT want to do a “radio show” so no–NO–to Mel Karmazin. NO TO MEL KARMAZIN….

and….

also for Renee Ashley Baker

THE HOUSE THAT JACK BUILT….

mans blue bathroom

womans white bathroom

If–If–I, Renee Ashley Baker, were to “build a house” I, Renee Ashley Baker, will “build it in France”. It (the house) will probably cost around $4.5 million dollars. I will put two bathrooms inside my “master bedroom”. One bathroom for HIM and the other bathroom for HER (see photos above of Renee Ashley Baker’s in white and “HIS” in blue).

now…

finally….

MISTAKES I’VE MADE

(aka “Renee Ashley Baker’s Biggest Mistakes….”)

#1 SARAH PALIN…

Sarah “plain” but not tall …Sarah Palin is little bitty and small….(PALIN IS AN ANAGRAM FOR “PLAIN”)

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Sarah Palin is just a “4-eyed-poli-sci-nerd”. Sarah Palin is still just an “unqualified” “inadequate” “DOG” who is vastly “inferior” to a Harvard/Columbia educated man like President Barack Obama. (Remember how Sarah Palin didn’t even have, in her closet, a wardrobe appropriate for an “IMPORTANT WOMAN”? The Republican Party had to “rush” Sarah Palin to “fancy stores” and buy her “something to wear” !)

#2 MICHELLE BACHMANN

MICHELLE BACHMANN (BACHMAN’S ANAGRAM IS “C BAN HAM” ?)

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Michelle Bachmann is a “stupid jackass”. WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG MICHELLE?

I, Renee Ashley Baker, want the public to know that it was Me and my sister(the beautiful Miss M) who picked the “other” Michelle for the “WH”…. (the other Michelle being Michelle Obama….)

#3 MELANIE GRIFFITH

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Melanie Griffith and Tippi Hedren are both “CRAP”. Melanie Griffith and Antonio Banderas will not, NOT be having anything to do with Renee Ashley Baker’s “Hampton’s house purchase”. (In other words they will not be “purchasing” Renee Ashley Baker’s Hampton’s house). And…when I, Renee Ashley Baker, do get the $26 million I, Renee Ashley Baker, will not, NOT “pay Melanie and Antonio”. Melanie, Antonio, and Tippi all need to “set up a meth lab” and stop the “criminals of Denver and criminals of Englewood” from “extorting/coercing” money for the three of them! ! !

#4 VAN DIESEL

Nobody in Colorado had better mention the name Van Diesel to me again or I’m going to The Feds (the ones in New York).

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Vin Diesel is a “punk ass”….Also still “no” to Nicholas Cage, no to B-actor Ben Affleck, “no” to B-actor Mathew Mccaughnahay.

THE NEW OLD BOY “FRAT HOUSE”….

#5 JACK WELCH

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Like I said–Jack Welch will not, not be “running–nor financing– a company for Renee Ashley Baker”.

#6 DONALD TRUMP

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“The Donald” (aka “But He Don’t Got No Birth Certificate !”)

There is more wrong here than just the “toupee”. Donald Trump will also not, “NOT be running–nor financing–a company for Renee Ashley Baker”.

#7 ROBERT DeNIRO

Denver/Englewood will “stop” STOP trying to “do business with Robert DeNiro” via Renee Ashley Baker.

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Why is it always the “same three” that “crooks” try to run a “sideways fraud” with ? It is always: Robert DeNiro, Sylvester Stallone or George Clooney. (So, no to Robert DeNiro, no to Sylvester Stallone, and no to George Clooney).

#8 MITT ROMNEY

MITT ROMNEY (aka “That Old Black Magic Underwear”)

Mitt Romney needs to keep his underwear on and his “mouth shut”…

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Mitt Romney will also not, NOT be running–financing–a company for Renee Ashley Baker. These “broke conservatives” are not, NOT going to be “getting a movie studio via Renee Ashley Baker”. For one reason my sister (the beautiful Miss M) can’t stand “conservatives”. And…the other reason is because–I, Renee Ashley Baker, do not, NOT want to be “Denesh DeSouza” and make only $25 million dollar “conservative movie goer box offices”.

No to Hugh Hewitt (and no to Mrs. Hewitt aka “Go Fetch”); no to Rush Limbaugh, no to Glenn Beck, no to Sean Hannity, and still “NO” to Rick Santorum. Also “NO” to Marco Rubio and “NO” to Rudy Giuliani. (I, Renee Ashley Baker, am for Hilary Clinton for President in 2016….)

SO…..

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NEW VIDEO plus Happy St. Patrick’s Day 2013….The Ides of March…PLUS “The Spoiled Princess” aka Owner of Erma French Perfume and Design(with The Wertheimers?)

March 4, 2013

Godess Hera

“I Do It For The Gods (And The Goddesses)….

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President Kennedy sailing on his yacht Honey Fitz 2

WANT TO BOOK A CRUISE AND SAIL LIKE “JFK ON THE HONEY FITZ”?

(Just Click On Photo Of President Kennedy Above To Go To My Completed Cruise Page….)

plus….plus….plus….

NEW ! NEW ! NEW !

Video Cam

( To View My New Video Click On Video Cam Above)

Lady Allegro  HBB

(To View Lady Allegro New Website Click On Lady Allegro above)

Silver and Gold Kennedy Half Dollars

Silver & Gold Kennedy Half Dollars by the Danbury Mint. To Buy Click On President JFK above….)

AND…..

No I Won’t Be Doing Any Business With Rudy Guliani (Because….He’s A Talking Toilet….aka not with POTUS OBAMA)

ANYWAY….

BACK TO ST. PADDY’S DAY….

HAPPY ST. PATRICK’S DAY TO MY KENNEDYS….(MY FAMILY)

John Ted and Robert Kennedy

Below Renee Ashley Baker’s Mother — The Beautiful Mrs A (wearing real Diamonds and real Gold)

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plus…plus….plus….

Renee Ashley Baker’s Knight….

Sir Edward M Kennedy

“He Lived To Comb Grey Hair”

Sir Edward M Kennedy

NOW….HOW ABOUT….

THE EMERALD ISLE ?

Ashford Castle Hotel in Ireland

To Plan Your Trip To The Emerald Island….

Try Literary Ireland, SmithsonianJourneysSMC.org

NOW….

FOR SALE: UPPER EAST SIDE TOWNHOME
(designed by Toshiro Mori)
8 Bedrooms and 8 Baths
Square Feet: 10,000 Cost: $35 Million
Contact: Brown Harris Stevens 212 906 9207

Upper_East_Side_townhouse_by Toshiko Mori at Brown Harris Stevens

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THE REPUBLICAN PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE FOR 2016?

Ooops ! There He Goes !

Sinkhole Swallows Man Sleeping In Bedroom

(Sinkhole Swallows Man….Plus….Did he have just a high school education? )

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Now….

Renee Ashley Baker as Lady Allegro (Lady Royal)

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USTREAM….

WOMAN IN THE HAMPTONS (RENEE: THE SPOILED PRINCESS)

My Father (Mr. Ashley) was a Mason; My Mother (Mrs. Ashley) was an Eastern Star; and I was born in the rich Jewish Hospital (of the BARNES). My name will be Chanel (#5); the Marcus’ (of the Neiman) will be my family; and all around ME there will be the Janis Spindel MEN who will give me, buy me, do me (and SPOIL ME rotten)….My breakfast (always strawberries and cream); and my dinner Lobster Thermadour served on AEGEAN plates with Tiffany & Co earrings dangling from my ears. I will be “doing it all” with New York (New York Society) and that–THAT–is the point. I will have an “out of court settlement” (of $3 Million – $5 Million Dollars) to teach a “Broke Down Cowtown/Shantytown” (full of SICKOS) to “keep its hands OFF of what it does not own”….and..THAT is also the point !

Renee Ashley Baker The Mermaid 2013

Renee Ashley Baker’s Bedroom ….? (FOR “RICH” MEN ONLY)

Renee Ashley Bakers Bed Room

BYE YALL…..

Below “The Aegen”

Aegean Dinnerware from Neiman Marcus

Now Scroll Down For More of Lady Allegro…..

Thanksgiving Potpourri: Herman Cain, Mitt Romney, Rick Perry et.al (plus, Sirius, November 22nd, and a New Facebook)….

November 19, 2011

 

SHOUT  OUT  TO  XM  SIRIUS….A  $5  MILLION  DOLLAR  DEAL…

         So–I, Renee Ashley Baker,  wanna do a radio show ( in Paris France)  on XM Sirius Satellite Radio.   I, Renee Ashley Baker, will  take a 3 year contract, for an annual  salary of $500,000,  PLUS  an annual bonus of $1 million dollars PLUS –I, Renee Ashley Baker will  own 30% of the radio show  revenues.  And I, Renee Ashley Baker,  am  so,  so   SIRIUS !

 

“Sirius” …  The  Brightest  Star  in  the  Sky….

 

 P L U S

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      November  22,  1963

FOR   DOROTHY…. A  RAINBOW

 

“Irma’s House Of Numbers” (Counting The Kennedy Conspiracy).  

Read IT on your Ipad, Kindle, Zoon, Xoom, or Samsung Galaxy Tab. 

Parts  1-4  —  To  BUY BUY  BUY  (click link below) ….

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http://www.facebook.com/?email_confirmed=1#!/profile.php?id=100003149518073&sk=wall

 

 

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SO–MR BECK (AND OTHERS) WON’T THINK I’M STUPID BECAUSE  I’M  NOT  COMMENTING  ON  POLITICAL  ISSUES ANYMORE….

 

       

Although I’m going to try and save my opinions (and wit) for my “fiction endeavors” I’ll say this then say no more….

 

ABOUT  THE  REPUBLICANS

1. Romney is Morman and for some reason America finds Mormans “STRANGE”.

2. Perry–had a Bad Day at Black Rock.

3. Cain–had a Bad Day at Black Bra.  Meaning–the “Black Bra” wearing women “scammed him” and took him for a ride.  (By the way what–what–was wrong with Herman Cain’s answer? I heard it.  He took a long–“thinking man’s” pause–then–he answered.  He said–and I paraphrase–He would not “sign off” on having a “threat” (a bad guy) “removed” (taken out) until he had all the “intell” (all the facts) about who was next in line to sit on the “bad guy’s thrown”.)

ABOUT  THE  DEMOCRATS

1.  President Obama “inherited” a “broke country”.

 

ABOUT GREEN

My “environmentalists” need to “get busy”. 

 

ABOUT  JOBS

My plan?  For jobs?  What –is wrong with my “lottery”?   My “National Lottery”?  Some 25 million people would spend $5 each week to play the “national lottery”.  This totals $500 million dollars per month.  How MANY people can be hired at $12,000 a YEAR–from $500 million dollars per MONTH?   CONGRESS–can you hear me now?  Pass my “National Lottery Bill”  right away….

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will remain non-partisan….

 

ABOUT REESE WITHERSPOON

Still “NO” to Reese Witherspoon.

ABOUT   MADONNA

Still “NO” to Madonna. (Madonna is a DOG).

ABOUT  DENVER

There are actresses other than Angelina Jolie, Julia Roberts , Demi Moore and Charlize Theron.  This “cowtown” (called Denver)  is not going to “steer money” nor “cast movies”.  It is called “extortion of a motion picture producer”.  (I, Renee Ashley Baker, may decide to be the Producer and I, Renee Ashley Baker, may decide to be the ONLY leading lady–the only actress– IF–I, Renee Ashley Baker,  decide to work in the film –in the movie– industry).   

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Halloween Video: Charlie Daniels and . . . .

October 6, 2010

 

 

View Renee Ashley Baker’s  “2010” HALLOWEEN Video (click link below):

http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com/id10.html

 

 

     SHOUT OUT — To The Dean/Chancellor of the Wharton School of Business:

 I, Renee Ashley Baker, want to hire an “Intern” from the Wharton School of Business. 

Job Title:  Internet Publicity Assistant/Researcher

Duties: To “collect data” and “prepare reports” on 

 (a) Renee Ashley Baker’s “presence”  on the internet and

 (b)  Renee Ashley Baker’s “merchandising” on the internet. 

AND NOW . . . .TO THE LINKS:

 

Shout Out To Bill O’Reilly:  Can you link my Charlie Daniels page to your website?  (COPY and paste link below)

http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com/id.10.html

Shout Out To Sean Hannity:  Can you link my Charlie Daniels page to your website?  (COPY  and paste link below)

http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com/id10.html

Shout Out To Mark  Levin:  Can you link my Charlie Daniels page to your website? (COPY  and paste link below)

http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com/id10.html

Shout Out To Glenn Beck:  Can you link my Charlie Daniels page to your website?  (COPY  and past link below)

http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com/id10.html

Shout Out To Rush Limbaugh:  Can you link my Charlie Daniels page to your website?  (COPY  and paste link below)

http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com/id10.html

NOW VIEW RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S  NEW VIDEO (click link):

http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com/id10.html