Posts Tagged ‘Renee Ashley Baker’

HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY 2015! Gifts For Valentine’s Day, ReneeAB9 Men’s Designer Line, Paris France, New York City

February 5, 2015

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A DOCUMENTARY ABOUT FASHION WEEK?…..MAYBE

(NOT TO BE RELEASED BY WARNER BROS NOR THROUGH  UNIVERSAL….)

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above, “Wife and Mother” photo by Renee Ashley Baker

PLUS….

GIVE HER YOUR HEART (WITH ART BY ELMO HOOD)

Love By Elmo Hood

OR…..

SAY IT WITH LOVE….

Tiffany Co diamond necklace

above, just spell it out for her….

WITH A DIAMOND NECKLACE FROM TIFFANY & CO (VALENTINE’S DAY 2015)

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above, Renee Ashley BAker’s favorite Valentine’s Day Treat…
HAAGEN DAZ WITH GRAND MARNIER ON TOP!

Rasmopolitan

Chanel 5 pour les cheaveaux

above, get ready for HIM on Valentine’s day with “a drink” and hair that smells Champagne sweet ! (A RASMOPOLITAN AND CHANEL HAIR MIST POUR LES CHEAVEAUX)….

and….and….and….

Greatest Love of All

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above, Photos by Renee Ashley Baker
“Holmes and Watson” and “Watson A Portrait”.
(The above photos were taken from the television set with a “camera phone”. For some reason it “crystalized”. Notice the man in the brown vest in the background?

and….

and…..

and…..

Swans in love

Did You Know That Swans Mate For Life? (The Female Swan Is The Regal Queen of Birds).

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Waterford Lismore Diamond Toasting Flutes

above, Waterford Linsmore Crystal “Diamond” Champagne Glasses

NOW….

ALL ABOUT DATING

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RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S DATING WEEKEND
SO, I, Renee Ashley Baker (in 2015) plan to “look for LOVE” in all the “RIGHT” places. I, Renee Ashley Baker, have decided to do a “52 Date Weekened”. This, is where I, Renee Ashley Baker will spend every weekend in Manhattan in a New York City Hotel. (This way I can spend Friday and Saturday night in New York City without having to “drive in” from upstate New York ….).

PROFILE
Name: Renee Ashley Baker
Gender: Female (Born Female)
Sexual Orientation: Heterosexual (not gay and not bi)
Occupation: Founder/Designer of a new Mens’ Wear Line
Perfect Qualifications: HE (my date) must be Caucasian/Jewish, 60-80 years of age, and a Businessman.
(Meaning an Industrialist, a Tech Mogul, A Software Mogul, A Real Estate Developer or a Greek or Scandinavian Shipping Magnate…)
Not Qualified: No showbusiness men, no film men, no music (no musicians, no rappers) no sports (no athletes, no football players, no basketball players).
HOW BOUT WE: ????
(I, Renee Ashey Baker, am “open for anything” except Skydiving and Hunting…I don’t pack meat, LOL)

ALSO LOOKING FOR LOVE?
TRY THE HOTTEST DATING APPS

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#Clover
#How About WE
#League

THE HOTTEST MATCHMAKER IN NEW YORK?
Janis Spindel’s Serious Matchmaker…..

Be My Valentine

“BE MY VALENTINE” SAYS, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER

1. BE MY VALENTINE TO NEW YORK
2. BE MY VALENTINE TO MY LAWYERS
3. BE MY VALENTINE TO THE WERTHEIMERS
4. BE MY VALENTINE TO THE ROTHSCHILDS
5. BE MY VALENTINE TO THE U.S. MILITARY (OPERATIONHOMEFRONT.ORG AND THE WOUNDED WARRIOR PROJECT)

and…”BE MY VALENTINE FRANCE”, SAYS, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER

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ABOVE, THE HOUSE CHANEL BOUGHT

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER WILL BE THE “SOLE OWNER” OF THE ABOVE HOUSE. (GET ME?). TOM CRUISE WILL NOT BE BUYING THE HOUSE ABOVE FOR RENEE ASHLEY BAKER. RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, WILL BE BUYING THE ABOVE HOUSE WITH A “MORTGAGE” FROM ROTHSCHILD BANK (TERMS: 30 YEARS, INTEREST ONLY, WITH A BALLOON?) COWTOWN DENVER WILL LEAVE RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S HOUSES ALONE!

SHOUT OUT TO THE MEDIA….NO TO “W HOTELS” (FOR A TV SHOW)

NO TO TOM SELLECK (TOM SELLECK WILL NOT, NOT BE BUYING RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S HOUSE), NO TO DAVID GEFFEN, NO TO NETWORK TV, (NO TO CBS, NO TO NBC, NO TO ABC) NO TO CALIFORNIA (RENEE ASHLEY BAKER WILL BE MOVING TO FRANCE) AND…NO TO UNIVERSAL STUDIOS AND STILL NO TO WARNER BROS/INTERSCOPE (DRUG DEALING AT INTERSCOPE IS JUST ONE OF THE REASONS WHY….)

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VALENTINE’S  DAY  GIFTS  FROM  RENEEAB9 !  

SAY “I LOVE YOU” WITH A CARD,  A CUP,  OR  A PILLOW !!!

GREETING CARD (FROM HER TO HIM)….

He Says I Love You Valentines Card

He Says I Love You

She Says I Love You More

Greeting Card Link:

http://www.zazzle.com/valentines_day_card-137217607082115421

VISIT RENEEAB9 :

http://www.Zazzle.com/ReneeAB9

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER LOVES NEW YORK!

I Love New York

AND….

MORE  LOVE!

“EDITH’S COAT” photo by R.A. Baker

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Above “THE JEFFERSONS ON ANTENNA TV” photo by Renee Ashley Baker

(MOVIN ON UP!  TO THE UPPER  EASTSIDE OF NEW YORK !)

and….more

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Above,  RENEE ASHLEY BAKER  as  “QUID GTG”

Quid GTG, gets HER name from the Text Speak (“WHAT?  Got To Go”)….Quid GTG  will be out in New York City, on the town, at restaurants, events, galleries, galas, cocktail parties, dinner parties and pool parties…. Quid GTG will be Instagraming, Vining, and Tweeting all the “news” that is fit to PRIMP!

Signed

Renee Ashley Baker aka The Champagne Socialite aka Quid GTG…

VALENTINE’S DAY RECIPES CLICK HERE: http://www.delish.com/entertaining-ideas/holidays/valentines-day-recipes/romantic-drinks-desserts-valentines-day

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STATEMENT TO: #TMZ, #Judiciary Report, #Daily Variety, #Hollywood Reporter, PISS ON THE GRAMMY AWARDS (I Won’t Be Watching)

February 3, 2015

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SHOUT OUT TO ALL READERS:
This Blog “ABOUT RENEE ASHLEY BAKER” has surpassed 2,900,000 views!

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MY STATEMENT
by
Renee Ashley Baker

Gail’s/Gale’s business (“Showbusiness”) is finally DEAD! It’s been driven over by a TRUCK. (Renee Ashley Baker’s business is going to be “the fashion industry” and “the champagne industry”).

It was on a “movie location” that Gail’s/Gale’s business got killed.

Two days ago rap music producer Suge Knight killed his best friend and a “walk-on player” (i.e. a Crip “Star” in the making). I hate to say it again—but—I told you so. Is this (“Violent Gang Bangers”) really what killed the “entertainment industry”?

(Rap and R & B is NOT SELLING; although Country Music is exploding; I suspect to “counter” rap music and its BORRING R & B stars. I suspect music is about to go “all streaming services” and this–is going to “deflate” the “overblown music industry even more. Yes, I said “overblown” because the music industry has REPLACED THE MOVIE INDUSTRY as America’s “HEART”. FYI: The Movie Industry is BROKE; the AMC Theatre Chain went bankrupt and had to be sold to the Chinese; and Tim Hutton has a TV series–albeit a GOOD one. I, Renee Ashley Baker, suspect that “rumored” drug user Johnny Depp has moved Tim Hutton and Harrison Ford OFF the big screen. Get my drift?)

NOW, this “drug dealer infused” rap and R & B “music industry” wants to MOVE INTO the movie business but…it does NOT have any respect for the “movie industry”. So, you get Black rapper (Dr. Dre) starting a fight–a physical assault–that resulted in a murder (of Terry Carter, 55) and an attempted murder (of Cle “Bone” Sloan, 51). The “Crips” have been known to “harass” movie productions (remember Tupac Shakur’s physical assault on a movie producer?). The “Crips” now, though are harassing their OWN movie productions! And, this is why I, Renee Ashley Baker, refuse to set up “movie productions”. I don’t want Black rappers–and their shoot em ups and their garbage–in my life. I suspect that since Dr. Dre started an “assault” (on Suge Knight) that resulted in a murder attempt by Suge Knight (on Bone) that both Dr. Dre and Suge Knight will be charged with MURDER! (Aren’t both these rappers worth over $100 Million Dollars? What did they make all that money for? To spend their lives in prison?….)

I, Renee Ashley Baker, do NOT want any actors “harmed” in a GANG RUMBLE. And I, Renee Ashley Baker, don’t want to be a “Crip Star”. (I, Renee Ashley Baker, am not, NOT a Gang Member). So–so long and farewell to “the movie industry” (which actually is Tom Cruise’s because he’s been carrying it, by himself, on his shoulders for several years now). I, Renee Ashley Baker, will not NOT be working in the music industry either; so, NO USAGE, NO SALE, AND NO COVERS on all songs written by Renee Ashley Baker. Also–no to TV, I, Renee Ashley Baker, do not want to do a TV Show No to CBS, No to ABC, and No to NBC….(NO TO LIL UGLY L L COOL J….)

BACKSTORY: “They All Keep Saying The Name Gail/Gale” in connection with showbusiness….
(Gail Winfrey, Gale Hurd, Gail Katz) ….

If something–if an industry is with Gail/Gale then it’s not NOT going to be Renee Ashley Baker’s too. I, Renee Ashley Baker do not NOT want what Gail/Gale has too. So, I , Renee Ashley Baker will work in the fashion industry and in the champage industry by myself. I, Renee Ashley Baker, will work for Erma French Perfume and Design/ReneeAB9 and for Chateau CP Wines LLC

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I, Renee Ashley Baker, will set up office space in paris France for my companies:

1. Erma French Perfume & Design and ReneeAB9 Men’s Line, and
2. Chateau CP Wines LLC

Hopefully The Wertheimers will own 70% of Erma French Perfume and Design and ReneeAB9
(CP Irrevocable Trust will own 30% of Erma French Perfume and Design and ReneeAB9)
Hopefully The Rothschilds (Rothschild Group) will own 40% of Chateau CP Wines LLC
(CP Irrevocable Trust will own 60% of Chateau CP Wines LLC)

I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, WILL BECOME A CITIZEN OF FRANCE

NO TO UNIVERSAL STUDIOS AND NO TO WARNER BROS/INTERSCOPE

PISS ON CHRISTINA AGUILLERA (AN UGLY CHIHUAHUA BUTT FACED CREEP)….PISS ON MADONNA (MADONNA AND CHRISTINA AGUILLERA ARE NOT GOING TO GET WHAT RENEE ASHLEY BAKER DOES AND I’M TIRED OF “POOR DENVER” SAYING THIS)…MADONNA IS A “WIFE STEALLING CREEP” WHOSE KABALLA STOLE SOMEBODY’S FASHION DESIGN COMPANY (L. WREN SCOTT’S)…AND STILL “NO” TO MADONNA, NO TO CHARLIZE THERON, NO TO JULIA ROBERTS, NO TO MELANIE GRIFFITH, NO TO ANTONIO BANDERAS, NO TO JADA PINKETT, NO TO LATIFAH, NO TO RIANNA, NO TO NICKI MANAJ, NO TO LIL KIM, NO TO JILL SCOTT, NO TO SEAN PUFFY COMBS, NO TO JAY-Z, AND NO TO BEYONCE. NO TO OPRAH WINFREY… AND…. PISS ON THAT DENVER/LOS ANGELES ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY….NO TO FOOTBALL !

Christmas Shopping 2014! (At….Skymall ! ) Plus….What’s State of the Art, What’s New In Wine, and What’s Curious ? (George?)

December 16, 2014

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Above, Lady Irma/Erma (Renee Ashley Baker’s Mother)

and…..BELOW….

President John F Kennedy on Saturday Evening Post

President John F. Kennedy with “PT 109”
(On The Cover Saturday Evening Post, Circa 1961)

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A WHITE CHRISTMAS FOR RENEE ASHLEY BAKER?
(Jewish…Millionaire…Billionaire….)

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GLAMOUR, LUXURY AND STYLE!

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S HOUSE (BELOW) ON THE FRENCH RIVIERA…
(THE HOUSE THAT CHANEL BUILT….?)

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NOW….SHOP “RENEEAB9” FOR CHRISTMAS….

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VISIT RENEEAB9 AT: http://www.Zazzle.com/ReneeAB9

NOW….

ARE YOU….

CURIOUS….

Curious?
About Andy Warhol?
Below a poster done by Andy Warhol of a child’s toy…..a ROBOT.

Andy Warhol robots

Curious?
About Doris Duke?
Below her Honolulu Mansion “Shangri La”
(Christmas Vacation in Hawaii?)

Doris Duke Mughai Suite Honolulu

NOW…STATE OF THE ART

WHAT’S STATE OF THE ART IN SECURITY

Car Lock Plug and Play
(To Keep an Eye On Your Car….Cost: $189.00)

Car Lock Plug and Play

WHAT’S STATE OF THE ART IN POWER….

Seabreacher Customized Boat
(To Take Back The Shark In You….Cost: $80,000)

Seabreacher Customized Boat

IN COMFORT….

Alpha Fuzion Personal Sauna System
(For Multisensory Sauna Wellness….Cost $15,999)

Alpha Fuzion Personal Sauna System

Serenity Pod Bed
(Cool Chillen in a Pod…Cost $10,000)

Serenity Pod Bed

Inada Dreamwave Massage Chair
(To Shiatsu Yourself To Sleep….Cost $8,499)

Inada Dreamwave Massage Chair

WHAT’S STATE OF THE ART IN DINING….

Kansas City Steak Company
(Gourmet Steaks …Cost $189.00 for an assortment)

Kansas City Steak Company

More Curious?
Curious Cub Wine Bottle Holder…Cost $39.99

Curious Cub Bottle Holder

The Wine Doctor (to preserve that bottle) Cost $24.99

Wine Doctor Wine Preservation Kit

AND….RECIPES

(THAT GO GREAT WITH WINE!):

1. Korean-style Braised Short Ribs and Turnips
2. Ellie Krieger’s Steak Au Poivre Salad
3. Thai-Style Mussels with Herbs
4. The “Omelet” (Riesling is your “go to” bottle)

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NO TO DAVID GEFFEN….NO TO ROBERT DENIRO, NO TO GEORGE CLOONEY, NO TO SYLVESTER STALLONE, NO TO BRAD COOPER, NO TO MERYL STREEP, NO TO CHARLIZE THERON, NO TO MELANIE GRIFFITH, NO TO RICHARD GERE, NO TO BEYONCE, NO TO RIHANNA, NO TO NICKI MANAJ, NO TO JAY-Z, NO TO SEAN PUFFY COMBS, NO TO DR. DRE, NO TO EMINEM, NO TO MARY BLIGE, NO TO LIL KIM, NO TO MADONNA, NO TO JULIA ROBERTS, NO TO ANGELINA JOLIE, NO TO OPRAH WINFREY, NO TO GAIL KING, NO TO UNIVERSAL STUDIOS, NO TO DECCA, NO TO UMB, NO TO WARNER CHAPPLE MUSIC PUBLISHING, NO TO WARNER BROS STUDIOS, NO TO INTERSCOPE, NO TO CALIFORNIA (MEANING NO TO LOS ANGELES)….I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, AM HEADED UPSTATE NEW YORK !

AND STILL “NO” TO ELWAYS (JOHN ELWAY BELONGS IN JAIL)….

CYBER MONDAY 2014 ! Cyber Monday Designer Deals! Plus…Party Time! Everything You Need To Know From Your Head Down To Your Toes…Party Dresses, Party Shoes, Party Houses for Sale by Sothebys ….(Plus Luxury Shopping, Designer Line ReneeAB9, France & New York) .

November 30, 2014

Cyber Monday

Christofle Silver Atoms Bowl

STERLING SILVER ARISTOCRACY BY CHRISTOFLE….
FOR BABIES AND FOR MOMMIES (LIKE MY MOMMY LADY ERMA/IRMA)

Below, a “silver spoon” for baby and above, for mommy, a Christofle Sterling Silver Atoms Bowl…
Visit: Christofle com

Christofle Baby Cereal Bowl with Silver Spoon

NOW…

DESIGNED BY RENEE ASHLEY BAKER

NEW DESIGNER “POP ART” RENEEAB9 COLLECTIONS (EYE SEE YOU, NEW YORK/LONDON/PARIS, MANLY MAN AND MODERN ORBIT)…

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Gifts For The Stylish (Designer Iphone Cases 6Tough and 5/5S), For Her (Designer Sueded Cosmetics Case), For Him (Designer Laptop Commuter Bag), For Mom (Designer Porcelain Dinner Plates)

SHOP “RENEEAB9” AT: WWW.ZAZZLE.COM/RENEEAB9
http://www.zazzle.com/ReneeAB9

NOW….ON TO THAT “PARTY SEASON”…

HEY GUYS! I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, (OWNER/DESIGNER AT ERMA FRNCH PERFUME AND DESIGN AND RENEEAB9 ) CAN’T WAIT FOR SATURDAY “DATE NIGHT” WITH NEW YORK’S HANDSOME JEWISH MEN…I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, CAN’T WAIT TO HIT THE NEW YORK DISCOS…

SO….WHAT’S HOT?

IN HOUSES

THIS BEAUTIFUL HOUSE IS LOCATED IN EAST HAMPTON AND IS LISTED WITH SOETHEBY’S NEW YORK …THE ASKING PRICE: $19 MILLION DOLLARS….

East Hampton For Sale Sothebys

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East Hampton For Sale Sothebys 3

IN PARTY DRESSES (CHANEL OF COURSE)

Chanel 2014 eve gown

IN PARTY SHOES BY JIMMY CHOO

Jimmy Choo

IN GREAT NEW YORK RESTAURANTS AND GREAT NEW YORK MEN (FOR THE DATE)

Four Seasons Restaurant

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IN DESIGNER FURNITURE….
COULD I DESIGN FOR ROCHE BOBOIS? I RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, WOULD LOVE TO !

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AT THE BALLET….
NEW YORK CITY BALLET 2014 2015 SEASON…

New York City Ballet 2014 2015 season

AT RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S FRANCE HOUSE (THE HOUSE THAT CHANEL BUILT?)

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IN DISCO….DISCO CHANT!

SO, I WANNA OPEN A DISCO IN FRANCE…AND BE REGINE ! ….

(I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, WILL OPEN A PRIVATE CLUB…WHERE ONLY MEN WILL BE GIVEN THE ‘KEY’..OF COURSE THE MEN CAN BRING IN WHOMEVER THEY CHOOSE)

Saint German des Pres by Antoine Blanchard

AND FROM…THE FASHION CAPITAL OF THE WORLD….PARIS!

PLEASE FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER…..
(I’LL TRY TO “TWEET” AT LEAST ONCE A WEEK….CLICK ON “TWEETIE” THEN “FOLLOW”)

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THE NO LIST…

NO TO GALE/GAIL.

I, Renee Ashley Baker, HATE FOOTBALL…..AND I HATE LOS ANGELES…No to Selena Gomez, No to Christina Aguillera, No to Adam Levine, No to Eminem, No to Dr. Dre, No to Sean Puffy Combs, No to Jay-Z, No to Beyoncé, No to Solange, No to Rihanna, No to Nicki Manaj, No to Madonna, No to Charlize Theron, No to Angelina Jolie, No to Julia Roberts, No to Meryl Streep AND No to Gail King and No to Oprah Gale Winfrey (No to Own Network, No to CBS, No to NBC, No to ABC).

Completed New Photo Gallery Added…. Happy Thanksgiving 2014! Holiday Tea! Obama Humor Christmas Cards, Christmas Gift Ideas, Shopping Cyber Monday (and Thanks AL! No to Beyoncé, No to Janet Jackson, No to Rihanna)

November 24, 2014

Matriarch Ethel Kennedy is awarded Presidential Medal of Freedom…

U.S. President Obama presents the Presidential Medal of Freedom to Ethel Kennedy during a White House ceremony in Washington

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LISTEN TO RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S NEW DEMO AT: http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com/
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HAPPY THANKSGIVING FROM RENEE ASHLEY BAKER (AND THE BEAUTIFUL MRS A BELOW…)

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Mothers Christofle Tea Service

NOW…A LESSON IN CHIC….

What better time for holiday tea than Thanksgiving holiday? Below the fabulous Mrs Winston Churchill pouring tea at 10 Downing St 1948. (Photo courtesy of “The Peak of Chic”)

the fabulous Mrs Winston Churchill pouring tea at 10 Downing Street 1940

Mariage Freres Tea gift 2014

NOW …A LESSON IN ADVANCED STYLE….THE GREAT AND THE ASPIRING GREAT….(Photo courtesy of “Advanced Style”)

the fabulous Colleen

Roche Bobois interior 2014

ABOVE, ROCHE BOBOIS COLLECTION….2014/2015

TIFFANY & CO DESK APPOINTMENTS

Tiffany & Co Desk Appointments

NOW..A LESSON IN PAIRS….NEW YORK’S MOST STYLISH COUPLES….

Thanksgiving couple

Cipriana and Aaron New York

Haley and Allan New York

Mary Beth and Kevin

Mimi and Rae

Jenna and Jullian New York

NOW A LESSON IN FASHION…VINTAGE AND NEW
(Below Chanel “vintage” jacket and Chanel 18kt gold and diamond earrings)

18kt gold Chanel earrings

Chanel jacket vintage

Chanel 3

Chanel 4

Chanel 11

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NOW A LESSON IN GLAMOUR (RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S FRANCE HOUSE…THE HOUSE THAT CHANEL BUILT?)

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NOW….

A VERY SPECIAL “HAPPY THANKSGIVING” TO JASON AND BARBRA….

Barbra Streisand and Jason Gould Duet

AND….LOOK WHO ELSE IS DOING WHAT AND WITH WHOM ON THANKSGIVING ?

KEVIN AND KYRA SERVE UP THANKSGIVING ! (SHOUT OUT TO SONY: KEVIN WOULD MAKE THE PERFECT “TALENT AGENT” IN THAT COMEDY “THIS IS VINYL TAP” ?)

Kevin and Kyra

SHOUT OUT TO 20TH CENTURY FOX..ISN’T IT ABOUT TIME FOR A REMAKE OF “THE KID FROM BROOKLYN” ? I HAD THIS “REMAKE IDEA” A LONG TIME AGO. I WOULD HAVE BARBRA (STREISAND) DIRECT; AND I WOULD CAST, WHO ELSE BUT….

The Kid From Brooklyn starring Danny Kaye

Jim Carrey with puppet friend

SEX SYMBOL SHARON STONE WITH HER THREE BOYS…(HEY SHARON…AS YOU KNOW I’M FOR THE MEN; AND BECAUSE I’M “CHANGING LANES” (INTO THE FASHION DESIGN INDUSTRY) I’M GOING TO DESIGN SOME “MANLY MAN” T-SHIRTS FOR BOYS….)

Sharon Stone with three sons

Sharon Stone with three sons 2

(Check out the intersection; notice the Black woman on “platforms” while “Mommy Sharon” and her boys wear “tennis”….LOL)

SHOUT OUT TO CONNOR, THE BEAUTIFUL ISABELLA AND MOM NICOLE
“HAPPY HOLIDAYS!”

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THE BEAUTIFUL PRINCESS “SURI” WITH DADDY TOM…

“Hold My Bag”….(LOL)

Tom and Suri Thanksgiving

“A SPEEDY RECOVERY” FOR JUSTICE GINSBERG….

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and….Last and MOST

Mel Gibson with fans

Mel and new girlfriend

Mel and Lucia

(above Mel with fans, Mel with new girlfriend? and Mel with the “beautiful Lucia”…What a beautiful face on Lucia…wonder if Daddy Mel is going to allow her to become an “actress”? SHOUT OUT TO CAA: PLEASE PROMOTE MEL’S MOVIE WHEN IT COMES OUT NEXT YEAR…MEANING..RUN ADS WHERE THE PUBLIC (AND NOT JUST MOVIE GEAKS) CAN SEE THEM. THE PUBLIC HAS TO “KNOW” A MOVIE IS OUT THERE BEFORE THEY CAN GO SEE IT… And do Remember That The Question is: “WHATEVER HAPPENED TO MOVIE ADS AND NOT WHATEVER HAPPENED TO MEL GIBSON ?”. MEL’S still talented; it’s the “movie industry” that’s changed and better get back to “talent rules”….)

Mel Gibson in character

DON’T FORGET…..

SHOP NOW FOR BLACK FRIDAY AND CYBER MONDAY (buy Christmas Card: “A VERY OBAMA CHRISTMAS”)

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Cyber Monday

VISIT RENEEAB9 DESIGNS AT: http://www.Zazzle.com/ReneeAB9
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Mother’s Day 2014: Happy Mother’s Day: Always Love To My Mother Erma/Irma from Renee Ashley Baker….( Renee Ashley Baker to “Produce” for Disney Movie Studios?….No To Meryl Streep and No to Oprah Winfrey)

May 5, 2014

NOW…

HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY FROM MINNIE !

Minnie Mouse Mother's Day Gift Box

Sister Act 2

“Sister 1, Sister 2, Sister 3″ (Halleluyah, Sister Act 7 !)
By Renee Ashley Baker
Copyright 2013 by Renee Ashley Baker
All Rights Reserved

1. Whoopi talks to the three “SISTERS” on the “speaker phone” in their hotel room (aka the “briefing”). The three “SISTERS” are not really SISTERS but are cousins (aka the three daughters of three “Sisters”). The three SISTERS are given their tickets, passports and luggage and told “Bon Voyage”. (As always “SISTER #2” says “oh wait a minute” and she runs off to get something that she’s forgotten and wants to take on their “job”). What IS that something?

2. The three “SISTERS” board the ship (the Sea Odyssey); they sail; and when they “walk off ship” they are “IN UNIFORM”.

3. The three “SISTERS” check into their hotel suites (at the Renaissance), have the “bell hop” wheel up their luggage, then rush out of their rooms, eager to “sight see”.

4. While walking through the hotel they hear music coming from the “crowded” ballroom (Musical Number 1).

5. After a whirlwind of a “mini tour” they arrive back at their hotel. They decide to “hang out” in SISTER 2’s suite. “SISTER 2”, always alert, notices a “mysterious cryptic message” coming over her “laptop”. The message says, in big letters, WHO? WHAT? WHEN? WHY? HOW? “SISTER 2” is baffled but “SISTER 3” suggests that it’s merely “Cyber Suri” the hotel concierge. The three SISTERS order lunch (via Cyber Suri). While waiting for lunch –for room service –to be delivered, “SISTER 1” notices, on the hotel TV, an important news flash. “Could this be what we’re looking for?”, says “SISTER 1”. The three SISTERS, stand alert, staring at the TV screen…

TO BE CONTINUED ?

(The above “Introduction”, which was written by Renee Ashley Baker, will not be sold to DreamWorks. It will be sold to Disney Studios ONLY….UNFORTUNATELY, Oprah Winfrey has been “eliminated” from the cast of “Halleluyah! Sister Act 7”.

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(above the Beautiful Mrs A/B aka Renee Ashley Baker’s Mother wearing “Real” 24kt Gold Rings and “Real” Diamond Pendant) and below a beautiful Crocodile Handbag by Tiffany & Co…(Renee Ashley Baker will hopefully designing the “Irmigard” crocodile handbag for Tiffany & Co).

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Below The Cote D’Azur…

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Now, Back To Mommy(aka Her Majesty) and Her McQueen Crocodile Heels and Her Bentley 1919 Flying Spur !

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Clive Christian Perfume

McQueen Crocodile

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The Perfect Mother (the Lady Erma/Irmigard).

I, Renee Ashey Baker, had the “perfect Mother” who—who–had many “successes”. My Mother Erma/Irma raised three children who each have become “millionaires”. My brother JAMES who was career U.S. Air Force (serving 28 years) and who lived in New York in the early 1960’s (he lived on “5th Avenue” a block away from Jackie Kennedy Onassis) and who ran (for 20 years) a “department” for the city of New York mad $2 million dollars over his life time…..My Sister “Miss M” (who I call the Empress from Hong Kong) was a U.S. Air Force Master Sargeant’s wife (for over 40 years) and who is a Country Club Democrat and who has been invited twice to the Obama Presidential Inaugurals in 2008 and 2011. And myself—who will settle for a “out of court lawsuit settlement”. (My Mother Erma/Irma carried me, in her arms, onto U.S. Air Force bases in St. Louis Missouri when I was two years of age. My Mother Erma/Irma, in addition to paying for my ballet lessons also baught and paid for two houses–one being a “mini mansion” brought over from Paris France in the mid-1920’s by a JEWISH millionaire who was also a St. Louis “Judge”. My Mother Erma/Irma would “let me play” inside Stix Baer Fuller, and Famous & Barr whenever she’d “go shopping” there in St. Louis Missouri. My Mother Erma/Irma also “amassed” a “small fortune” of her own she had $262,000 credit line in her bank account (of course My Mother Erma/Irma had a a reverse mortgage and continued to have “expensive” things hanging in her closet from Bloomingdales in New York). My Mother Erma/Irma was an “Eastern Star” married to my father Mr. Ashley who was a “MASON”…..It is for My Mother Erma/Irma that I will be moving to France and launching “Erma French Perfume and Design” (hopefully with The Wertheimers, owners of Chanel).

Below “Portrait of a Lady 1919″….

Portrait of a Lady 1919

NOW….MOORE GREAT MOMS !

Mother Rose Kennedy 2

Michelle Obama 1

Michelle Obama 2

Michelle Obama 3

Mother Carter

Princess Grace Kelly of Monaco Monte Carlo

Princess Diana

Princess Kate Middleton

Susan Rice

UN Ambassador Samantha Powers

Elisabeth Warren

Hillary Clinton

Beverly Johnson 2014

Jane Birkin 2014

Jerry Hall 2014

Jane Seymour

Kathy Hilton

Estee Lauder

Nita Ambani

Lauren Powell Jobs

Madeleine Pickens

Karen Zuckerberg

Astrid Menks

MOTHERS WHO LOVE DINING….

Normas Restaurant New York

(above Norma’s Restaurant …Renee Ashley Baker’s Favorite….They Serve the $1,000 Caviar and Lobster Mother’s Day Omlet. Add the beautiful Tiffany & Co Emerald Butterfly Clip-Brooch to Mom’s Plate on May 11th)

Tiffany & Co Emerald Butterfly Clip Brooch

MOTHERS WHO LOVE TEA….

Mothers Christofle Tea Service

Royal Albert Rose Tea Cups

Heritage Lace Placemats

The French Art Of Tea

TEA SUPPLIES:

Mariage Tea & Coffee (New York)
McMulty’s Tea & Coffee (New York)
Dominique Ansell Bakery (New York)
William Poll Sandwiches (New York)
LaVie En Rose (New York)
Fortum & Mason (New York)

MOTHERS WHO LOVE PENDANTS:

Carved Creations The Page Pendant

Designs by Janessa fingerprint pendant

Tiffany & Co diamond heart lock pendant

MOTHERS WHO LOVE FRAGRANCE:

Elizabeth Arden Red Door

Jimmy Choo perfume

Chanel No 5 Perfume

Lady Primrose Royal Bathing and Skin Luxuries

MOTHERS WHO LOVE HISTORY….

Rothschild Faberge Egg at Christies
(above, Rothschild Faberge Egg auctioned by Christie’s)

MOTHERS WHO LOVE THE “U.S. AIR FORCE SONS”

Air Force Mom

and FINALLY…..

MOTHERS WHO LOVE FLOWERS…

Flower Girl NYC

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“Happy Mother’s Day to My Mother Erma/Irma”

–Signed Renee Ashley Baker (pictured above)

East Hampton Party

I, Renee Ashley BAker, plan to “give a party” in East Hampton (in June or July 2014) then I’ll be leaving for France right afterwords. I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be having a “MAN” travel with me to France (a MAN who is not in showbusiness)…..

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MEN: Men’s Fashions: Spring/Summer…..LOVE YOU GUYS! (P.S. I won’t be doing any projects for Universal nor for Warner Bros/Interscope and NO to Simon & Schuster)

March 31, 2014

Everybody Dance Now

SHOUT OUT
Hey New York: I, Renee Ashley Baker, need dancers….
I like these dancers dancing to CIARA (HARRIS)

I love Russia

ALSO….

Contemporary Decor Interior Design

I’ll be settling my lawsuit out of court (or I’ll be filing a lawsuit for $150 million)….View the house I’m building…click LINK below….

NOW…..

PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA

President Obama on cover of GQ

America’s “style leader”…
(on the cover of GQ MAGAZINE….)

AND

HRH…WITH AND WITHOUT

Prince Harry with

HRH Prince Harry (with)

Prince Harry without

HRH Prince Harry (without)
Which Looks Best?

and

THAT “CARR” STYLE!

Carr and his love

Carr, a sharp dressed MAN, in a “romantic dancing scene” from “Downton Abbey”.

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and…

CLAD FOR MEN

CLAD for MEN

(CLAD is the new “online department store for MEN” launched by Esquire Magazine).

GROOMING FOR MEN

Kiehls Ultimate Man

Kiehl’s “Ultimate Man Refueling Set” . Cost: $58 (Nordstroms)

GADGETS FOR MEN

Christofle flash drive by La Cie

(Stylish Storage For Your Data)

Blue Ant Wireless Voice Email

BlueAnt wireless email

(Email For Your Car—I Think It’s Legal….)

Panasonic Authenticam Iris Recognition Scanner for Computers and Laptops

Panasonic Biometric Iris Recognition Authenticator for Desktop Computers and Laptops

Montblanc Meisterstuck Porcelain White

Montblanc’s “The Meisterstuck” (in White Porcelain)….COST: $2800

MEN WHO ARE WORLD REKNOWN CELIST

Celist Yo Yo Ma

Yo Yo Ma….Follow His “Silk Road Project”. (It’s Yo Yo’s “Heart for the Arts”).

MEN WHO ARE FUNNY

Alan Alda Never Have Your Dog Stuffed

(Author, Actor, Renaissance Man Alan Alda….)

MEN WHO ARE GAMERS

Cargo Noir featuring Serge Laget

The Complete Strategist Store (New York, New York)

and….

MEN WHO ARE GETTING MARRIED!

Miguel Scott at Tree Sound

Miguel at Refrigerator Christmas 2011 by Renee Ashley Baker 588 (2)

(Miguel above solo and Miguel in my Sister Miss M’s kitchen at Christmas Time 2011….)

My Talented Relative “Miguel” Is Getting Married In May and the Wedding Will Be The Celebrity/Society Wedding Of The Season (in Atlanta). Miguel is a very talented “musician” who plays Piano, Guitar, Drums; he also Sings and he also Composes Music and Lyrics….I am hoping that the Grammy Nominated Miguel will soon be signing his “breakout” contract with RCA/Sony Records or with Richard Branson’s Virgin Records…..Miguel is the Chief Engineer at Tree Sound Studios in Atlanta and Miguel is “THE MAN RECORDING STARS WON’T RECORD WITHOUT….”

Miguel’s headphones ? (Renee Ashley Baker’s Bang & Olufsen BeoPlay H6 Of Course!)

Bang & Olufsen Beoplay H6 Headphones

Congratulations Miguel (from Renee Ashley Baker) !!!!

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and

INTRODUCING RENEE ASHLEY BAKER

(Renee Ashley Baker resides in East Hampton New York)

TO VIEW RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S NEW “WIX” WEBSITE CLICK ON THE “FEMALE” BELOW….

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Valentine’s Day 2014 by Renee Ashley Baker …. Suggestions…. Where To Go? and What To Give?

February 6, 2014

RENEE’S BEAUTY BOOK….

Renee Ashley Baker Live In Progress

http://selz.co/1nspyyJ

YOU MAY BUY MY BOOK AT SELZ (CLICK ON BOOK COVER ABOVE) OR YOU MAY BUY MY BOOK AT AMAZON (CLICK BOOK COVER BELOW)….

Renee Ashley Baker Live In Progress

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White Wine Mouton Cadet

I, Renee Ashley Baker, HATE Beer….but I Love White Wine….HAVE A TOAST TO LOVE….On Valentine’s Day….

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OR….BUY MY NEW BOOK….

AT AMAZON COM

“LIVE! (In Progress)”

by

Renee Ashley Baker

(Beauty Tips, Diet Tips, and I Said What?)

TO BUY AT AMAZON CLICK LINK HERE: http://www.amazon.com/Live-Progress-Renee-Ashley-Baker-ebook/dp/B00I4DI412/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1392329022&sr=8-2&keywords=renee+ashley+baker

Renee Ashley Baker Live In Progress
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Robert and Ethel Kennedy

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As You All Know By Now I Give My Everlasting Heart (aka My First Valentine) To My Mother….

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(above, Renee Ashley Baker’s MOTHER Erma/Irmigard)

WANT TO GIVE WHAT’S FIT FOR A QUEEN?

THE WORLD’S MOST EXPENSIVE PERFUME

Clive Christian Perfume

(Clive Christian’s “Imperial Majesty”)

WHAT ABOUT STAYING IN NEW YORK FOR VALENTINE’S DAY?

Russian Tea Room for Valentines Day

Make it Champagne and Caviar at…

The famous Russian Tea Room (below)

Russian Tea Room caviar

OR…..

WHAT ABOUT TRAVELING FOR VALENTINE’S DAY….

BOOK A ROMANTIC GETAWAY….

Romantic Getaway

Romantic Destinations in South Africa by Sure Travel

Use Travel Agents:
LastMinute com
Liberty Travel ie
SureTravel co.za

What Do You Pack In That Louis Vuitton Weekender ?

Start With Renee’s Favorite….Chanel

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Don’t Forget Renee’s Favorite Shoemaker (aka Jimmy Choo’s Spring Summer 2014 Collection)

Jimmy Choo spring summer 2014

And Don’t Forget To Pack That Sexy “Bed Head”…

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And…Since I, Renee Ashley Baker, have become a Femme d’Une Certain Age (shall we say) I don’t wear “drug store brands” (meaning NO Cover Girl and NO Revlon)….

CHANEL is now Renee Ashley Baker’s favorite “cosmetics line”….

SO….

For Valentine’s Day flash him…”CODE RED”

Chanel red lipstick

BUT….

WHAT IF….YOU….

CAN’T GETAWAY?

THEN MAYBE LINGERIE & CHOCOLATE IS YOUR THING?

Lejaby French Lingerie and Vosges Chocolates

Lejaby Lingerie

Vosges Chocolates

LOVE…BUT WITH THAT BUDGET THING ?

Red Envelope couple's key chains

(A Couples Key Chain From Red Envelope)

Pink Grenade Soap

(A Pink Grenade Soap from Pink-Addict com…To Make Love A Blast)

Giant Valentine Teddy Bear by FTD Florist

(A Giant Valentine Teddy Bear from FTD Florists)

BUT…

WHEN COST IS NO OBJECT…

THINK ABOUT A GIFT FOR A QUEEN?

Try Alexander McQueen’s Clutch (Cost: $2295)

Alexander McQueen Iris Plexiglas Box Clutch 2295

Photo Courtesy of The Luxist

THINKING ABOUT ESTATE JEWELRY FOR YOUR VALENTINE ?

Tiffany and Co New York Diamond Heart

A beautiful Diamond Heart Pendant by Tiffany & Co
Purchase at: Jewels Du Jour com

WANT TO GIVE A “CHILD” YOUR HEART?

Valentines Day by DsgnMoms Blog on WordPress

Think About Adoption …..

“20 Things Adoptive Parents Need To Succeed” by Sherrie Eldridge

20 Things Adoptive Parents Need To Succed by Sherrie Eldridge

“Carried In Our Hearts: The Gift Of Adoption; Inspiring Stories Of Families Created Across Continents” by Dr. Jane Aronson

Carried in Our Hearts by Dr Jane Aronson

Renee Ashley Baker’s Favorite….

Dave Thomas Foundation for WENDY'S

Find out more about what Children in foster care are “really” like…Help find them “Forever Homes”….
Dave Thomas Foundation For Adoption….The Erma Foundation would like to “Partner” with the Dave Thomas Foundation. (DaveThomasFoundation.Org)

A “GLAM–IN–TINE” ?

Valentine 2014

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S VALENTINE GOES TO….

Alain and Gerard Wertheimer owners of Chanel

Why? Because Renee Ashley Baker wants The Wertheimers (aka the Owners of Chanel Corporation) to become 70% OWNERS of Erma French Perfume and Design which Renee Ashley Baker will “set up” and “headquarter” in Paris France…..

EVERLASTING LOVERS….

(Good-Bye Eydie Gorme)

Eydie Gorme and Steve Lawrence

(Good-Bye Annette…)

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and….

and…..

and….

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WANT TO RATE YOUR MATE?

TAKE THIS TEST

I. You should match your mate on: SPIRITUALITY

Rate how you feel about mankind/human kind:
a. Are You Green? YES/NO
b. Believe in Global Warming? YES/NO
c. Celebrate Earthday? YES/NO
d. Devoted To Your Religious or Other Beliefs? YES/NO

II. You should match your mate’s thoughts about: PHYSICAL ATTRACTIVENESS

a. Is Physical Attractiveness Important? YES/NO
b. Is Health/Physical Fitness Important? YES/NO

III. You should match your mate’s EMOTIONAL MAKEUP

a. How does He or She handle stress, disappointment?
b. How does He or She handle embarrassment, sadness, joy?

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Renee Ashley Baker is looking for a MAN, MAN, MAN. Renee’s “perfect man” has to be HETEROSEXUAL, he has to be 60-70 years of age, and successful (a billionaire or millionaire) and–HE has to be Caucasian/Jewish.

and…Renee’s New One….

Diamond Pendant Microphone

SAY….

SAY…..

SAY…..

What If There Was A “Female” Martin Riggs ?

“ANNIVERSARY”
Lyrics and Melody by Renee Ashley Baker
Copyright 2014 by Renee Ashley Baker
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

(chorus)
La La La Dit
La La La Dit
La La La Dit
La La La Dit
La La La Dit
La La La Dit
La La La Dit
La La La….

(Verse 1)
RUE is the day, I’m out of this MAN’S Army
They say it’s NO LONGER for me
Say I got to be too UNSTABLE
(chorus) Got to shooting at FABLES

This is the day, I’m going back HOME now
They say that I’ll never UNLEARN how
Say I got to be too LETHAL
(chorus) Get to sleep and I FREEFALL

(Verse 2)
Hoping to see my rich Uncle JT,
And see my other Uncle KC,
I’ll be with the LOVE of my family
(chorus) A Fifty AN–NI–VER–SAR–Y
I can’t bring my MAN because HE ain’t here now
HE left but I can’t just say how
Say he got to be too LETHAL
(chorus) Get to sleep and I FREEFALL

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Ashley Judd 2

I will be “moving to France” in June or August. However, this “motion picture” may be set up (by Renee Ashley Baker at Disney or 20th Century Fox) after my LAWSUIT HAS BEEN SETTLED….
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No to Oprah Winfrey, No to Gail King, No to Beyonce, No to Lil Kim, No to Tiffany Foxx, No to Rihanna, No to Nikki Majaj, No to Jill Scott, No to Jennfer Hudson, No to Latifah, No to Madonna, No to Miley Cyrus, No to Katy Perry, No to Angelina Jolie, No to Charlize Theron, No to Julia Roberts, No to Halle Barry, No to Robert DeNiro (and NO to all others I’ve previously said “NO” to).

“LIVE! (In Progress)” by Renee Ashley Baker….BUY NOW! ON SELZ! CLICK BOOK COVER BELOW (ebook $4.99)

January 22, 2014

BUY MY BEAUTY BOOK ON SELZ !

(click on “book cover” below)

Renee Ashley Baker Live In Progress

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"LIVE! (In Progress) Easy Weight Loss Tips, Ageless Beauty Tips and (Ten Other Things That Somebody Needed To Say!) by Renee Ashley Baker


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The Beautiful Mrs. A

The Beautiful Mrs. A

The Elegant Looking Lady above is Renee Ashley Baker's "Mother" (Erma/Irmigard) and she is wearing an "expensive" silk blouse which she purchased at her favorite department store Stix Baer & Fuller (in St. Louis Missouri); Mummy is also wearing a real diamond pendant and real 24kt gold rings on her fingers......GOLD FINGER !

and....

Renee Ashley Baker is "looking for a MAN!"

DEBUTING SOON (FROM NYC) IS "THE RENEE ASHLEY BAKER DATING SHOW" (ON USTREAM.TV)

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HAPPY Halloween 2013: #White House, #John F Kennedy,#President Obama, #First Lady Michelle Obama, #Disney Halloween 2013, New York plus… New Crowdsource/Crowdfunding Project

October 21, 2013

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A VIEW TO A KILL (click LINK below)
http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com/id10.html

(NOTE: Neither Clemmie nor Gale/Gail can own/have/use/buy “The Red Tree” nor own/have/use/buy any other song in the Renee Ashley Baker Song Catalog. The Renee Ashley Baker Song Catalog belongs 95% to CP Irrevocable Trust….)

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President John F Kennedy

Dear Readers:
Do have a “happy Halloween”. However, I want to clarify some things; my plans are to “settle for monetary damages” out of court; then, I’ll hopefully get to be “Vanna White” for 2-3 years on a Disney/ABC network game show (a game show owned by CP Irrevocable Trust); then, I’ll hopefully be moving to Paris France–where I’ll start my perfume and design company (hopefully backed by the owners of Chanel). Anyway–I did not want to ignore the upcoming 50th Anniversary of the Kennedy assassination so I put together a “board”. To view my “board” please click on President John F Kennedy above….
Signed
Renee Ashley Baker (ERMA’s little girl)….

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“White Mustang”. Photo by Renee Ashley Baker

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Film Slate

(Click Red Slate Above To View My “Angel Crowdsourcing/Crowdfunding Project”)

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HAPPY HALLOWEEN 2013…..

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HALLOWEEN AT THE WH:

THE PRESIDENT AND THE FIRST LADY HAND OUT CANDY (WH Circa 2012)

SO–

YOU WANT FIRST LADY “MICHELLE OBAMA HAIR” FOR HALLOWEEN ?

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above, First Lady Michelle Obama Halloween Costume (Michelle Obama Wig and Tracey Reese Ruby Dress)

and speaking of Firsts….

NEW FROM DISNEY….

Disney Sofia the First Magical Talking Amulet

Sofia the Fisrt Mgical Transforming Dress and Magical Talking Amulet

above, For Halloween (or dress up)

Sofia The First Magical Transforming Dress and Sofia the First Magical Talking Amulet

DISNEY ALSO HAS…..

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above, Doc McStuffins Stuffy Check Up Set (Halloween costume or “dress up set” for Girls—and BOYS !)

and for the trendy

DUKE (ER, I MEAN DUCK) DYNASTY

Duck Dynasty Halloween Costume

above, Duck Dynasty with Beard and Bandana Halloween Costume.

AND NOW….

WILL THE REAL “DUKE” (AND DUCHESS) STEP FORWARD…..

HRH The Duchess with baby Louie

The Duchess holding baby Louie

Baby Milford Baby Boy Quilted Jacket

above, a Jules Milford Quilted Jacket to keep HRH Baby Louie warm on Trick or Treat Night…)
Visit: JoulesUSA com….

CAN YOU SAY PARTY?

CELEBRATION: THE PARTY BOOK BY PIPPA

(The ultimate “party book”)

Celebrate by Pippa Middleton

Pippa Middleton Halloween Party

above, a Pippa Halloween Party for the Little Ones…..

HALLOWEEN’S LIGHTING?

lava Lamp Halloween

above, The Lava Lamp which was invented in 1963 by EDWARD CRAVEN-WALKER. (Did you know that Mr Craven-Walker had originally named his invention, his lamp “The ASTRO Lamp”?)

HALLOWEEN’S CANDY?

Renee Ashley Baker’s M & M MARS OF COURSE!

M M Halloween Candy 2013

M M Digital Coin Counting Money Jar  at Amazon

above, M & M Mars lets you Feed The Pig…er….I mean the cute, adorable, sweet lil M & M Digital Coin Counting Jar. Help kids “save their pennies” with this “bank” that electronically takes and displays your child’s money deposits.

CAN YOU SAY “TRICK OR TREAT FOR UNICEF?”

Trick or Treat for UNICEF 2013 box collection

Trick or Treat for UNICEF family

above, one of America’s UNICEF Families….
To Participate Click Link Below:
https://secure.unicefusa.org/site/SPageServer?pagename=Donate_General

GOING OUT? (ON HALLOWEEN)

TO A HALLOWEEN PARTY?

New York Halloween Costume

For Guys: Mean Green Halloween Costume

Fogal of Switzerland tights and knee highs

For Gals: Keep legs warm under your Halloween costume with colorful Fogals of Switzerland tights…..

CAN YOU SAY HOT ?

“And Then I Stepped Inside The Covered Palace, And What I Saw Was That There Was No Alice”
–Renee Ashley Baker

Paris Hilton sexy outfit for Halloween 2012

above, Paris Hilton Halloween Circa 2012 (“Alice”)

SHOUT OUT TO #PARIS HILTON: Hey Paris, How about a “tote bag” that would sell in the $500 range and be carried at Neiman Marcus and would be called, “Renee For Paris et Paris”…..?????

STAYING HOME? (ON HALLOWEEN ?)

GIVE THAT HALLOWEEN PARTY

satans-whiskers cocktail recipe

Serve that purr–fect Halloween Cocktail “Satan’s Whiskers”….click link below for recipe
http://www.stepbystep.com/how-to-make-a-satans-whiskers-cocktail-9691/

NOW…OTHER THINGS TO DO? (IN OCTOBER WITH THE KIDS)

PREPARE A BACKYARD BIRD BUFFET (AKA FEED THE BIRDS!)
This beautiful bird feeder “The Birdbrain Sequin Bird Feeder” is sold at Amazon com

Birdbrain Sequin Bird Feeder

HERA’S BIRDS ?

Audubon society

OR

WHAT ELSE CAN YOU DO? (IN OCTOBER WITH THE KIDS)

HOLD AN ALL HALLOWS EVE BOOK FEST!

Try….

FOR CHILDREN AGES 7-10

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HALLOWEEN HISTORY?

“THE WITCH AND THE SKULL”

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above, President John F. Kennedy with Caroline and Little “JJ” (White House Circa 1962)

AND WHAT ABOUT THE HOUSE THAT JACK BUILT?

Haunted House

cLICK PHOOTO above to view Renee Ashley Baker’s “Show Palace” (in the works). This “HOUSE” will be the HOUSE that JACK (and THE ERMA FOUNDATION) built…

AND LAST (BUT NEVER MORE —ER— I MEAN—NEVER LEAST…..)

EDGAR ALLEN POE

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The Ladykillers starring Tom Hanks

CLICK BELOW TO WATCH INSTANTLY:
http://www.amazon.com/The-Ladykillers-Widescreen-Edition-Hanks/dp/B00029LNYQ

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I, Renee Ashley Baker, will remain a Democrat….and Maybe, maybe I, Renee Ashley Baker, will get $30 million to $50 million a year for 5 years for my Disney/ABC TV Game Show? I, Renee Ashley Baker, am the Creator and Executive Producer of my Game Show.

To those who have been bothering me all morning about Brittany Spears (and Kevin F?)….Brittany Spears will not appear on my Disney/ABC TV Game Show. Also “NO” to Bill Cosby(as my game show host) and NO to Jimmy Kemmel (as my game show host).

No to the “usage” of the Renee Ashley Baker Song Catalog. My Mother says “NO” to Universal/MCA music and movie payrolls; and No to Warner Bros/Interscope movie payrolls and music. Also NO to Tiffany Foxx, No to Lil Kim, No to Mary J Blige, No to Sean Puffy, No to Jay-Z, No to Beyoncé, No to Dr. Dre, No to Snoop Dog, No to Eminem, No to Nicky Manaj, No to Rihanna, No to Janet Jackson, No to Jill Scott, NO to Miley Cyrus, No to Brittany Spears, No to Madonna, No to Charlize Theron, No to Angelina Jolie, No to Julia Roberts, No to Latifah, No to Oprah (she doesn’t HAVE to), No to Gail King, NO to Pam Grier, NO TO HALLE BERRY, No to Robert DeNiro, No to George Clooney, No to Brad Cooper, No to KRS ONE and No to Pam Greer. (BEING COMPLETED)