Posts Tagged ‘radio’

NEW! QUESTION + AUCTION + Cyber Monday, Success, The Social Graces (and my radio show in New York)

November 29, 2010

 

above, “The Transporter” starring Jason  (a 20th Century Fox release)

QUESTION:  What was the address FOR  the “package” that went to (shall we say) “SMITHEREENS”?

SHOUT OUT TO MAGAZINE PUBLISHERS:I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be taking photographs with DeSciose.  I expect that these photographs will be available to be published on MAGAZINE WEBSITES  (in  December 2010) and to be published in magazines (in January 2011).

re:  AUCTION (ebay)

An auction will be held on an ebay site.  Look for details on www JFKRFKAshley.blogspot com. . . . (OPENING BID:  $500,000)

now on to Cyber Bob

Did you know that all 364 “items” mentioned in the “12 Days Of Christmas” cost over $96,000? 

HERE  ARE SOME OF RENEE’S FAVORITE CYBER MONDAY SHOPPING SITES:

1.  www.store.komando.com

2.  www.Dubliwelcome.com

3.  www.RedEnvelope.com

4.  www.Bluefly.com

5.   www.eluxury.com

6.  www.SheFinds.com

7.  www.FatWallet.com

8.  www.RetailMeNot.com

9.  www.Amazon.com

10.  www.BedandBreakfast.com

11.    www.Barneys.com

12.   www.NeimanMarcus.com

 

So–you wanna

BUY A FIREPLACE. . . .

Want to sing Christmas carols by the fire?  Visit these websites below:

1.  www.euroflues.com

2.  www.sparkfires.com

 3.  www.bloch-design.com

 

LOOKING FOR  AN IPAD WITH A KEYBOARD ATTACHED? 

Try: Brookstone’s  I AM THEREFORE IPAD

View at: www.Brookstone.com

SUCCESS   SUCCESS   SUCCESS 

Building Your Brand?

Read: “The Art of Non-Conformity”

(It’s about “success” on your terms)

A FRANCHISE ?

Try:  GameTruckParty.com

WANT TO MAKE MONEY FROM HOME?

Try: 

1.  IncomeAtHome.com

2. GoHereNext.com

and my

SHOUT OUT TO PARAMOUNT:

Dear Paramount and Mr. Moonves:  Let’s meet to talk about :

1.  “56 Steps” for Tom Cruise

2.  A theatrical motion picture about “Omega” (sister-in-law of Nancy. . . .

and

SHOUT OUT TO DR. LAURA: (re: Radio in New York)

Dear Dr. Laura:  I’d like you to produce my radio show.  Ownership would be as follows:  20% Renee Ashley Baker, 30% Dr. Laura and 50% the syndicator.  My radio show would be broadcast from New York. . . .

 

“GOOD-BYE  LESLIE  NIELSEN”

                                             from Renee Ashley Baker

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Potpourri:Fine Art and Fine Living

August 18, 2009

The Film Mystique (Movies To See….Now)

Grey Gardens

Grey Gardens (Drama) ….Starring jessica Lange and Drew Barrymore (411: About Park Avenue/Hamptons Socialites “Big and Lil Edie Bouvier”)

The Time Travelers Wife

“The Time Traveler’s Wife” (Love Story) Starring Eric Bana and Rachel McAdams (411: Produced by Brad Pitt)

District 9 the movie

“District 9” (Action) Starring Sharlto Copley and Jason Cope (411: Cost only $30 million to produce)

Brad Pitt starring in Inglorious Bastards

“Inglorious Bastards” (History) Starring Brad Pitt (411: It stars Brad Pitt!)

The Fever Dream Mystique (Now On Tour)

Hall and Oates

Roger Daltry

Now On Tour: Daryl Hall and John Oates, Roger Daltry, Depeche Mode, Jackson Browne, Chris Isaak, Lyle Lovett and John Hiatt.

The “Far Out ” Mystique

DVD Woodstock 3 Days of Peace and Love

DVD: Woodstock 3 Days of Peace and love (Now In Memory)

The Feminine Mystique

Model by DeSciose

DeSciose (of Denver)

Gilles Bensimon and model

Gilles Bensimon (of Paris )

photograph by Patrick Demarchelier

Patrick Demarchelier (of London)

Catherine Deneuve by Helmut Newton

Helmut Newton (of Germany)

Monte Carlo by Louis Icart

Louis Icart (of Monaco Monte Carlo)

The Fourth Estate Mystique

Helen Thomas

“Happy Birthday Helen” from Renee Ashley Baker

The Fluffy Estate Mystique

Leona Helmsley with Trouble

“Ruff Ruff” (or “Rip off! Rip off ! In dog language). Trouble, Leona Helmsley’s “pampered pooch” is suing (in court!) to get a bigger cut of the $136 million dollars left to him by hotel queen Leona Helmsley.

The Freedom Mystique

Liberty and Tyranny by Mark R Levin

“Liberty and Tyranny” by Mark Levin

The Floating Word Mystique

Rattle poetry magazine

“Rattle” by resident poet and editor in chief Alan Fox
(Renee Ashley Baker’s aside: “Hey, Mr. Fox, how about a real estate loan?”)

“The Fois Gras Mystique”

Pate de fois gras by Petrossian

Pate de Fois Gras by Petrossian (Renee Ashley Baker’s favorite snack–on toast).

The “That Far Away?” Mystique
New York by Zachwsu on Flickr

A second Exodus? Yup, out of New York City. “Why not?” says Scott Friedman of DAT Minyan Synagogue in Denver, Colorado. Friedman wants to incide a great western migration–Oregon Trail style–but Jewish. Check out Scott’s website at: JewishDenver.com

The Favorite Star Mystique

Mel Gibson 1

Mel Gibson 2

Mel Gibson 3

“I, Renee Ashley Baker, want to meet Mel Gibson. He is my absolute favorite star. But–I’m torn and I don’t know what to say to him. (Yes, I do wear glasses)….What I mean is, I feel as though it was I, Renee Ashley Baker, who somehow–via osmosis–put Mel with “Nurse Moore”. So–I’m sad about the “marriage” break up. On the other hand he is Mel Gibson–the “sexiest man alive” Mel Gibson! So–I’m running a contest: “What Should Renee Ashley Baker Say To Mel Gibson?” Should it be–
“I’m glad you got rid of her now you and I can be together?” Or….
“What do you think you’re doing getting rid of Robin–Batman?”….

Statement 1 or Statement 2….Which should it be? Serious or hilarious. (Although something tells me Mel Gibson would laugh –out loud– if either statement came out of me) ….

The public can mail their contest votes to: “What Should She Say To Gerard?” (at rbstudios@yahoo.com)

MOVIE TUESDAY: BEST DOCUMENTARY/LAWSUIT

December 5, 2007

Michael Savage 1Michael Savage 2

                                “The Savage Nation”

                                              by

                               Renee Ashley Baker

“Adult language… Adult content… Psychological nudity….” (with heavy metal blaring between the lines)…. So begins — the intro to “The Savage Nation”….

      He has made every gay man angry, he absolutely “hates” Leslie Stahl, and– the presidential candidates (all of them) have refused to come on his show….

     Dr. Michael Savage is Jewish.  He is a fighter, a warrior,  he’s the original Captain Kirk of the Battleship Galactica.  But this time–he is–in his own words–in the fight of his career.  He is, this time,  in a “no-holds” barred brawl and only Kelly (at Fox News) and Drudge (of the Drudge Report) have come to his much needed aid.  The mainstream media  have forsaken him (he says) they have, (meanly) bowed out and are letting him fight this “battlestar battle-actica” alone….

   So,  what’s the malicious melee all about?   I’ll tell you–in one sentence (and in one breath).  So “here goes” —CAIR (Council on America-Islamic Relations) became pissed off at some of what they deemed to be “anti-Islamic comments” made by Michael which–according to Michael–were taken out of context (and taken without copyright permission as well)– which–resulted in CAIR organizing a sophisticated boycott that cost Michael some longtime sponsors which–in turn–lead Michael to file a  lawsuit to force CAIR, to not-so-politely — ” F off! “.

(Or–maybe “this” telling is easier)

          SCENE  — QUICK CUTS –A MONTAGE 

WE SEE a boxing gloved Michael Savage punching slabs of hanging meat.  Next,  he’s dancing, dancing, fancy footwork in laced up fighter footwear.  Next,  he’s running, running through the streets of New York (where he was born) as throngs of delightefully proud young (and old) run happily in behind him.  Lastly,  he stays–jumping, jumping, up and down in slow motion (his arms stretched up towards the skies) and  WE FREEZE THE FRAME.  THEN, SLOWLY WE DISSOLVE TO:  Madison Square Garden.  It is ringside.  The crowd is present, and the bright lights glare.  The bell has rung.  It is round one — and Savage,  as always, comes out swinging….

The End.  I mean–the beginning.  That is–I’ve said all that just to say this– “I may not agree with what you’re saying but I defend to the death your right to say it”….   

P.S.   Dr. Savage–If you’re reading this — link this blog to your website.  And oh,  say hello to Teddy for me…..      www.michaelsavage.com

        Boxing Gloves   

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