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Completed New Photo Gallery Added…. Happy Thanksgiving 2014! Holiday Tea! Obama Humor Christmas Cards, Christmas Gift Ideas, Shopping Cyber Monday (and Thanks AL! No to Beyoncé, No to Janet Jackson, No to Rihanna)

November 24, 2014

Matriarch Ethel Kennedy is awarded Presidential Medal of Freedom…

U.S. President Obama presents the Presidential Medal of Freedom to Ethel Kennedy during a White House ceremony in Washington

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HAPPY THANKSGIVING FROM RENEE ASHLEY BAKER (AND THE BEAUTIFUL MRS A BELOW…)

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Mothers Christofle Tea Service

NOW…A LESSON IN CHIC….

What better time for holiday tea than Thanksgiving holiday? Below the fabulous Mrs Winston Churchill pouring tea at 10 Downing St 1948. (Photo courtesy of “The Peak of Chic”)

the fabulous Mrs Winston Churchill pouring tea at 10 Downing Street 1940

Mariage Freres Tea gift 2014

NOW …A LESSON IN ADVANCED STYLE….THE GREAT AND THE ASPIRING GREAT….(Photo courtesy of “Advanced Style”)

the fabulous Colleen

Roche Bobois interior 2014

ABOVE, ROCHE BOBOIS COLLECTION….2014/2015

TIFFANY & CO DESK APPOINTMENTS

Tiffany & Co Desk Appointments

NOW..A LESSON IN PAIRS….NEW YORK’S MOST STYLISH COUPLES….

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Cipriana and Aaron New York

Haley and Allan New York

Mary Beth and Kevin

Mimi and Rae

Jenna and Jullian New York

NOW A LESSON IN FASHION…VINTAGE AND NEW
(Below Chanel “vintage” jacket and Chanel 18kt gold and diamond earrings)

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NOW A LESSON IN GLAMOUR (RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S FRANCE HOUSE…THE HOUSE THAT CHANEL BUILT?)

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NOW….

A VERY SPECIAL “HAPPY THANKSGIVING” TO JASON AND BARBRA….

Barbra Streisand and Jason Gould Duet

AND….LOOK WHO ELSE IS DOING WHAT AND WITH WHOM ON THANKSGIVING ?

KEVIN AND KYRA SERVE UP THANKSGIVING ! (SHOUT OUT TO SONY: KEVIN WOULD MAKE THE PERFECT “TALENT AGENT” IN THAT COMEDY “THIS IS VINYL TAP” ?)

Kevin and Kyra

SHOUT OUT TO 20TH CENTURY FOX..ISN’T IT ABOUT TIME FOR A REMAKE OF “THE KID FROM BROOKLYN” ? I HAD THIS “REMAKE IDEA” A LONG TIME AGO. I WOULD HAVE BARBRA (STREISAND) DIRECT; AND I WOULD CAST, WHO ELSE BUT….

The Kid From Brooklyn starring Danny Kaye

Jim Carrey with puppet friend

SEX SYMBOL SHARON STONE WITH HER THREE BOYS…(HEY SHARON…AS YOU KNOW I’M FOR THE MEN; AND BECAUSE I’M “CHANGING LANES” (INTO THE FASHION DESIGN INDUSTRY) I’M GOING TO DESIGN SOME “MANLY MAN” T-SHIRTS FOR BOYS….)

Sharon Stone with three sons

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(Check out the intersection; notice the Black woman on “platforms” while “Mommy Sharon” and her boys wear “tennis”….LOL)

SHOUT OUT TO CONNOR, THE BEAUTIFUL ISABELLA AND MOM NICOLE
“HAPPY HOLIDAYS!”

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THE BEAUTIFUL PRINCESS “SURI” WITH DADDY TOM…

“Hold My Bag”….(LOL)

Tom and Suri Thanksgiving

“A SPEEDY RECOVERY” FOR JUSTICE GINSBERG….

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and….Last and MOST

Mel Gibson with fans

Mel and new girlfriend

Mel and Lucia

(above Mel with fans, Mel with new girlfriend? and Mel with the “beautiful Lucia”…What a beautiful face on Lucia…wonder if Daddy Mel is going to allow her to become an “actress”? SHOUT OUT TO CAA: PLEASE PROMOTE MEL’S MOVIE WHEN IT COMES OUT NEXT YEAR…MEANING..RUN ADS WHERE THE PUBLIC (AND NOT JUST MOVIE GEAKS) CAN SEE THEM. THE PUBLIC HAS TO “KNOW” A MOVIE IS OUT THERE BEFORE THEY CAN GO SEE IT… And do Remember That The Question is: “WHATEVER HAPPENED TO MOVIE ADS AND NOT WHATEVER HAPPENED TO MEL GIBSON ?”. MEL’S still talented; it’s the “movie industry” that’s changed and better get back to “talent rules”….)

Mel Gibson in character

DON’T FORGET…..

SHOP NOW FOR BLACK FRIDAY AND CYBER MONDAY (buy Christmas Card: “A VERY OBAMA CHRISTMAS”)

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Cyber Monday

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HAPPY VETERAN’S DAY 2014! (from A Soldier’s Daughter Named Renee Ashley Baker)…Plus Buyers/Retailers! New “ReneeAB9” Products Below…Plus President John F. Kennedy’s “PT 109”

November 3, 2014

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(above, Renee Ashley Baker, sitting atop car dressed very “fashionably and beautifully” wearing suede shoes, and a brown “Harris Tweed” Coat with a Velvet Collar.)

“HIS” name was Mr. Ashley and he is the only father that I, Renee Ashley Baker, will ever know. (Ashley is my father’s last name–not Moore). Anyway, Mr. Ashley (my father) served in the U.S. Army (in Korea) and my father (Mr. Ashley) was also a MASON. (I do not know what “degree” but I suspect it was pretty high). Mr. Ashley (my father) smoked a pipe and drank Budweiser (the St. Louis “King of Beers”) and drank Manechevitz Wine (because, he liked Jews and liked Kosher I guess). And– my father Mr. Ashley (who I called “My Daddy”) smoked–he smoked “cigars” and he smoked “a pipe” and I can remember as a little girl going places with My Father–Mr. Ashley– such as the haberdashery where he’d pick up his Stetson hats, to his “tailor” where he’d pick up his suits and I can remember going with “Daddy” to the “tobacco shop”. (These are things that all little girls remember doing with their “Daddy”).

Mr. Ashley (My Father) had a large family (all brothers and one sister) and all the brothers were MASONS. My Father’s Father –my grandfather (Mr. Ashley)– owned land in a southern state and when that land was sold all of my Uncles (my father’s brothers) bought houses in the late 1950’s in the “wealthy” suburb of St. Louis (called Kinloch). In fact, my Mother (Lady Erma/Irma Ashley) and my father (Mr. Ashley) had also been planning to buy a house in Kinloch (they’d bought new furniture from Stix Baer & Fuller to go in the new “Kinloch” house); But, that, is another story….the house on Ashley Lane (from Miracle on 34th Street…).

I think I said that My Father’s Mother was of Welsh decent (My Mother told me I was of “Welsh decent” but I had been saying that my Father’s Mother was from the “Isle of Harris”….(Who knows? A genealogy will have to be done on my family…The Ashleys). My Father (Mr. Ashley) golfed at the golf course in St. Louis Missouri in the 1960’s (My Father’s–Mr. Ashley’s– golf bag stood in our house in St. Louis, where, on the walls, hung in picture frames were My Father –Mr. Ashley’s– “U.S. Army Good Service Medals” and My Father’s –Mr. Ashley’s– “Letter of Good Military Service” that was signed by President John Fitzgerald Kennedy…Which, I have a copy of, by the way….).

My Father–Mr. Ashley–(I’ve been told)–spoiled me and thought of me as HIS little Princess. (My Father–Mr. Ashley–had my Mother–Erma/Irma– dress me like a Princess in expensive shoes and pretty (expensive) dresses that came from the department stores Famous Barr and Stix Baer & Fuller. Pictured above, is me Renee Ashley Baker, sitting atop My Father’s (Mr. Ashley’s) car; (Yes, My Father–Mr. Ashley–was a BUICK MAN). So, to ALL you “retired soldiers” (Veterans) who served in the Military like Mr. Ashley –my Father–I say, HAPPY VETERAN’S DAY!

TRIVIA QUESTION: What Movie (that contains the name of a U.S. President in it’s title) features “prominently” the same model car –the BUICK–that I’m sitting on above?

NOW ….MOORE…..VETERANS

Brother James U S Air Force Barracks Germany

DID I ALSO SAY THAT I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, AM A “SOLDIER’S SISTER”? YES, MY BROTHER JAMES SERVED 28 YEARS IN THE U.S. AIR FORCE THEN RAN A DEPARTMENT FOR THE CITY OF NEW YORK…(ABOVE, JAMES, PICTURED IN THE U.S. AIR FORCE BARRACKS IN GERMANY OR GREENLAND).

Crew Members on John F Kennedys PT 109

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HIS: CELTIC LION MANLY MAN LAPTOP COMMUTER BAG DESIGNED BY RENEE ASHLEY BAKER…SCROLL DOWN TO SEE MORE “RENEEAB9” PRODUCTS…

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PLUS….

VIEW RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S “TALENT SHOWCASE GRILL”…OR… VIEW MIGUEL’S WORK WITH SUPERSTAR “LENNY KRAVITZ” (CLICK HERE)…

Renee: http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com/

Miguel for Lenny: https://twitter.com/MiguelCScott

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Did I, Renee Ashley Baker, say that I come from a long line of RELATIVES who were/are “military” and “federal government” emplyees?. The talented Miguel’s grandfather was a Master Sergeant in the U.S. Air Force…Miguel (pictured above) is the Grammy Nominated musician/composer/producer/sound engineer that I hope, hope will be signing soon at RCA/Sony. (By the way, I hope, Amy at Columbia Tri-Star is thinking about my suggestion — for a “This Is Vinyl Tap” big screen comedy…a “debut” for some other very talented musicians….)

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GOT A SENSE OF HUMOR: Buy The Manly Man Celtic Lion Humor Hoodie

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SERIOUS ALL THE TIME? Buy The Manly Man Celtic Lion Non-Humor Hoodie

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NEED A “LARGE” SIZE: Buy The Manly Man Celtic Lion Sweatshirt (All Colors and Sizes)

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ORDER HERE:
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RENEE’S MOVIE PICKS FOR VETERANS DAY HOLIDAY VIEWING:

“PT 109” starring Cliff Robertson and “Jakob the Liar” starring Robin Williams

Jacob the Liar

PT 109 starring Cliff Robertson

John F Kennedy PT 109 2

John F Kennedy PT 109 3

John F Kennedy PT 109 4

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Sgt Jesse Knott

(above Staff Sergeant Jesse Knott with Hawk Company Hero “Koshka”; Koshka was named “ASPCA Cat of the Year” in 2013)

Dear Sgt Knott:
I read your story in the Sunday “USA Weekend”. Of course, I wish you success in everything you do (I am sure you are enjoying “Isotope and Radio Active”).
I think your plans to “volunteer” at the V.A.Hospital are great. Years ago, I, Renee Ashley Baker, worked briefly at a V.A. Hospital. I got promoted in just 3 months from a GS-2 to a GS-3 (I was a “clerk typist”).
I’d like to suggest to you an “online university” that you could attend (via computer) for two years; then, after two years you’d be ready to obtain your Bachelor’s Degree at a traditional college.
I am writing this “open letter” hoping that two of my St. Louis companies (Nestle Purina and Gateway Computers) will give you a “scholarship” and a “computer and printer set up” to help you with your “online studies”.
Once Again Best Wishes,
Signed
Renee Ashley Baker

WHAT ARE THEY FIGHTING FOR?

Let’s NOT forget the 25th Anniversary of the Fall of the Berlin Wall….

Berlin Wall Microsoft Art Collection

(above, Bill Gate’s Microsoft Art Collection contains a section of “the wall” donated by Daimler-Benz).

Berlin Wall CIA Headquarters at Langley

(above, Not one but THREE sections of “the wall” can be seen on tours of CIA headquarters in Langley Virginia)

MEET THE BIONIC MAN….
Amazing new “smart” prosthetic devices are changing the lives amputees.
When Luke Skywalker donned a cybernetic hand in “The Empire Strikes Back” to replace the limb he’d lost in a duel with Darth Vader, fully functional prostheses seemed squarely in the realm of science fiction.

Genium Otto Block Leg medical breakthrough

(above, The Bionic Man wearing The Genium–a prosthetic leg that has a “microprocessor controlled knee”–made by German manufacturer Otto Block). In the past few years, though, prosthetic technology has progressed far beyond simple “stick and hook” designs. The newest prostheses, both commercial and experimental closely mimic natural limbs in function and responsiveness and…they are proving their worth in everyday tasks, combat missions, even Olympic races. By detecting the user’s intent (and then adjusting accordingly) the most sophisticated replacement limbs can make almost as many complex movements as their wearers can imagine. “Everything is intuitive” says Levi Hargrove, director of the Neural Engineering for Prosthetics and Orthotics Laboratory at the Rehabilitation Institute of Chicago. “Patients are able to walk around normally as if they’re using their own legs”).
BELOW THE BIONIC BABY? (One Year Old Baby With Prosthetic Leg).

Cute One Year Old with prosthetic leg

What Makes A Hero by Elizabeth Svoboda

Above, “What Makes A Hero? The Surprising Science of Selflessness” by Elizabeth Svoboda

NOW…TO DONATE AND SUPPORT OUR HEROES…
Wounded Warrior Project….

Wounded Warrior Project

TO DONATE VISIT: https://support.woundedwarriorproject.org/default.aspx?tsid=1143&ovr_acv_id=1398&campaignSource=ONLINE&source=BS14107P

AND….ON A WING AND A PRAYER?

Civil War jacket found after Hurricane Sandy

(above, West Point Jacket that was discovered n a New Jersey Beach after Hurricane Sandy in 2012. The jacket was eventually reunited with its owner’s widow thanks to Facebook! Read at:
http://news.yahoo.com/lost-military-jacket-found-post-sandy-nj-beach-103848150.html

NOW …A LIST OF THINGS YOU CAN DO NOW….

TO SUPPORT OUR SOLDIERS:

Anheuser-Busch

BUDWEISER THE KING OF BEERS (OF ST. LOUIS AND BELGIUM)
Anheuser Busch was founded in 1872, by Adolph Busch, in St. Louis, Mo
Click Here: http://newsroom.anheuser-busch.com/meet-eric-dresser-u-s-navy-veteran-and-anheuser-busch-employee/

TO FIND A PAYING JOB

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VISIT: MILITARY COM
http://www.military.com/veteran-jobs

TO VOLUNTEER (UNTIL YOU FIND A PAYING JOB)

Team Rubicon

TEAM RUBICOM DISASTER RESPONSE RUN BY A VETERAN WITH VETERANS
http://www.teamrubiconusa.org/

TO CHALLENGE THE RETIRED FIGHTING MEN WHO HAVE A “SCIENTIFIC MIND”

Alan Alda as Capt Hawkeye Pierce

TAKE HAWKEYE PIERCE’S SCIENTIFIC CHALLENGE
http://www.centerforcommunicatingscience.org/the-flame-challenge-2/for-scientists/

NOW…GREAT PRODUCTS FOR RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S VETERANS…
THE PREMIER CARE WALK IN BATHS….

Premier Care Walk In Baths

RENEE’S ASHLEY BAKER’S FAVORITE WATCH FOR VETERANS:
AT&T’S MARTIAN NOTIFIER WATCH…IT BEATS THE PEBBLE WATCH HANDS DOWN…I MEAN –ER– EARS UP…

AT & T Martian Notifier Watch

VISIO’S 50 INCH LED M SERIES SMART TV WITH 3D

Vizio 50 inch LED M Series Smart 3D TV

NOKIA LUMIA 8 INCH TABLET AT AMAZON COM

Nokia Lumia 8 inch Tablet at Amazon

NOW…MORE “HONOR” FOR MY “FOUR LEGGED SOLDIERS”….

SOF K9 Memorial

(above, sculpture of a life-size Bronze Belgian Malinois that was designed by Lena Toritch for the SOF/Special Operations Forces “K9 Memorial Museum”. The statue stands at the Airborne and Special Operations Museum in Fayetteville, N.C.;near Fort Bragg).
The U.S. Armed Forces officially began using dogs in World War II. Today, over 2,000 working dogs serve in U.S. military operations around the globe with about 600 in combat zones. Most are Belgian Malinois or Dutch or German shepherds. (In 2009, a Belgian Malinois named Cairo, received “official recognition” for participating in the raid that killed Osama bin Laden)….But, even among these exceptional dogs (who can run at speeds of 35 mph and can have up to a 270-degree field of vision) only a small percentage make the “final cut” for SOF after six to 12 months of military training.

Below, “Lucca” a decorated (“purple heart”?) mine sniffing heroine.

Lucca with handlers

Lucca

Lucca the War Dog is now in “retirement” with her “first handler” Staff Sgt Chris, his wife Jill, 5 year old Michael, 7 year old Claire and of course Lucca.

LOVE DOGS?
View photos of SOF dogs in training and in combat or learn about “adopting” a retired military dog (or supporting deployed dog teams). Visit:
www uswardog org
www parade com/dogsofwar

Top Dog by Maria Goodavage

OR…To Read More About The Story Of Lucca pre-order: “Top Dog” (at Amazon com Bookstore).

NOW…MORE WAYS TO SUPPORT OUR FIGHTING HEROES….

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Support the USO Warrior and Family Centers at Fort Belvoir, VA and Bethseda Maryland.
These new USO Centers offer troops and their families a place of “respite” outside the hospital–where they can learn new life-building skills, cook meals with family members and relax with fellow troops, all in a home-lie atmosphere.

U S Marine Mster Sgt Willliam Spanky Gibson

(above, USO Warrior and Family Center “poster soldier” Marine Master Sgt. Wiliam “Spanky” Gibson. Master Sgt. Gibson, who was wounded by a sniper in Ramadi, Iraq in 2006, was the first “above-the-knee” amputee to return to active duty in Iraq and the first non-commissioned officer to be honored with a Congressional Fellowship.)

GIFTS FOR THE “VETERAN” (THIS CHRISTMAS):

Breitling Navitimer 46m

Breitling’s New “Navitimer” 46mm

MontBlanc Time Walker

MontBlanc’s New “Time Walker” Extreme Chronograph (with DLC)

USBhubBattleship

Walker Art Flash Drive (A five-USB-port battleship; Buy at: walkerart org)

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ReneeAB9’s CELTIC LION “MANLY MAN” Hoodies and Sweatshirts (For that “Manly Man”); Buy Now for Christmas at: http://www.Zazzle.com/ReneeAB9

BELOW….THE HOUSE THAT CHANEL BOUGHT….(RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S HOUSE)

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WHO’S THE WISE GUY THAT PUT THIS “AVATAR” ON HERE ?????

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“WHERE’D  THAT  AVATAR GO ?”

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**Special Thanks to Parade, USA Weekend, and the Saturday Evening Post.

HAPPY FATHER’S DAY 2014! Great Gift Ideas For Dad (plus “Good-Bye To Maya Angelou”)….plus Yes to Disney Studios and Yes to Sony, and Yes to Nightlife Paris France !

May 27, 2014

READING FOR DAD “ON FATHER’S DAY”…

MCA and The Mob

Interscope Records

INTERSCOPE RECORDS (“NO TO EMINEM”): CLICK LINK TO READ MORE: http://www.sohh.com/2011/09/interscope_records_under_fire_for_cocain.html

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NOW

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER HEADS TO FRANCE WITHOUT OPRAH, WITHOUT CHARLIZE, WITHOUT UNIVERSAL, WITHOUT INTERSCOPE (MEANING WITHOUT EMINEM’S JUNK)….

I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, WILL BE MOVING TO FRANCE TO “GET AWAY” FROM THE NAME GALE/GAIL….

A 30 YEAR MORTGAGE WITH 20% DOWN????

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TO WHOM THIS MAY CONCERN–FROM RENEE ASHLEY BAKER:

IF– YOU SELL THIS HOUSE TO ME I’LL WRITE A “JAMES BOND” NOVEL FOR HARPER COLLINS AND THE IAN FLEMING PUBLICATIONS LTD (I’LL WRITE THE NOVEL INSIDE THIS VILLA….)….

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NOW….BON VOYAGE, I RENEE ASHLEY BAKER WILL BE LEAVING FOR FRANCE !

Renee Ashley Baker (above)

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NOW

FATHER’S DAY (2014)

BUY MY KENNEDY BOOK….

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ABOUT ….

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S “OTHER PAPA”….

President John F Kennedy and Family

My Mother Was “Snow White”…..

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be MOVING TO FRANCE to get away from the name GALE/GAIL….(and I will not be working with nor for Oprah Winfrey)….I, Renee Ashley Baker, am leaving so that I can “date” 52 handsome Caucasian Men a year.

And, I Renee Ashley Baker, will be “settling my lawsuit” (out of court) for no less than $60 Million Dollars….

Click On President JFK(above)to BUY “Irma’s House Of Numbers (Counting The Kennedy Conspiracy)”…

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President Obama with Daughters

President Obama (Commander-In-Chief and Dad-In-Chief) with Daughters Sasha and Malia.

AND….

MORE DADS…

The Absolute Funniest Comedy Duo: TOM and COLIN.

plus

Dimitrios Kambouris

Celebrities feed the homeless at the Los Angeles Mission

Will Smith Family

Daddy Kevin and his family

Mel Gibson and Lucia

Tom Cruise and Suri at Disney Typhoon Lagoon Water Park

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie take the kids to FAO Schwarz

Jay Z and Blue Ivy

(Pictured Above: Movie Directors Tom Hanks, Kevin Costner and Mel Gibson; Movie Actors Harrison Ford, Will Smith, Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt, and Rapper/Music Impressario Jay-Z)

and…..

CONGRATULATIONS TO NEW DAD BRUCE WILLIS!

New Baby Evelyn with Big Sister Mabel Ray

Pictured Above is Bruce’s “new baby ” Beautiful Baby Girl Evelyn with big sister Mabel Ray ….

and

NOW…EVEN MORE DADS…

PAPA PIERRE WERTHEIMER

Pierre Wertheimer

Pierre, the Father of Gerard and Alain Wertheimer, founded with CoCo Chanel, the cosmetics and fashion GIANT “Chanel”. Chanel Inc is worth an estimated $19 billion dollars….(I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be moving to France to launch ERMA FRENCH PERFUME AND DESIGN which hopefully will be “backed” by brothers Gerard and Alain…”Happy Father’s Day Papa Pierre”).

Chanel for Men Bleu

plus

“Good-Bye Maya Angelou” from Renee Ashley Baker

Maya Angelou was born in St. Louis Missouri in 1928.

Maya Angelou

St Louis Arc Gateway to the West

below….

FATHER’S DAY 2014….

WHAT TO GET DAD….

HAVE MONEY? DAD WILL TRAVEL…

TO EXOTIC LOCALS….

Cazenove-and-Lloyd Exotic Travel Agency

VISIT CAZENOV & LLOYD’S WEBSITE (CLICK HERE): http://www.cazloyd.com/en-gb/

and

ALWAYS FISCHER’S TRAVEL TRIP ADVERSORY

Exotic Travel

Arc de Triomphe

VISIT FISCHER’S ELITE TRAVEL
(CLICK HERE): http://www.elitetraveler.com/leaders-in-luxury/bill-fischer

Camper & Nicholson Yacht Rental

VISIT CAMPER & NICHOLSON LUXURY YACHT RENTAL IN SOUTH OF FRANCE (CLICK HERE): http://www.camperandnicholsons.com/contact/yacht-broker-antibes-159.htm

AND….

LOVE WINE?

TRY Astor Wine & Sprits (New York) or join City Winery New York’s Wine Club

Astor Wines & Spirits New York City

VISIT: CITY WINERY NEW YORK (CLICK LINK HERE): http://www.citywinery.com/newyork/

SUMMER BICYCLING YOUR CHOICE FOR SUMMER FUN?

Bobbin birdie bicycle safari

His and Hers Clos Cruiser by C Wonder

(Bobbin “Safari” Bicycle…. and…. His and Her Clos Cruisers by C Wonder)

and

Gift Ideas For Dad (Father’s Day 2014)

Tiffany & Co bronze swivel desk clock

(Tiffany & Co Bronze Swivel Desk Clock)

VISIT TIFFANY & CO (CLICK HERE): http://www.tiffany.com/International.aspx?&

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LET’S NOT FORGET MINNIE & MICKEY….(IN PARIS !)

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About The House The Erma Foundation Built…I’ll Be Buying It With My Out of Court Settlement and Building It In East Hampton….This house will be owned by CP Irrevocable Trust and will have “two wings” (east and west) and will have “two elevators” plus “roof top guest quarters”. (I’ll still be residing in France nine months out of the year and in East Hampton three months out of the year)…Now… Below…view Katharine Hepburn’s Connecticut Manse (it’s up for sale at $14.8 Million)….

Katharine Hepburn Home for sale at 14.8 million

WANT ANTIQUES FOR DAD?

VISIT SOTHEBYS.COM

(Below The Lamont Dupont Collection….Lamont was the eldest Son of Irenee DuPont)

Sotheby Antiques

NOW….THE FATHER (aka FATHER TIME?)

The Patriarch The Remarkable Life and Turbulent Times of Joseph P Kennedy

Great Patriot and Patriarch Joseph P. Kennedy…He had nine children (one becoming the 35th President of the United States)….

and….

SHOUT OUT: To Lady de Rothschild
I, Renee Ashley Baker, would like you to become a Board Member of THE ERMA FOUNDATION (in organization)….

Lady de Rothschild

FOR A SAFE DAD

Bunker Hill Security Cameras with color monitor

Bunker Hill Security (with this color security system you get two cameras and a flat panel color monitor so that Dad can see whos lurking at the front (and back door)

need more gift ideas?

READ ON….

LG G FLEX SMARTPHONE $695

LG G Flex Smartphone

LG (with this smartphone you get reduced glare on video calls and increased audio quality for “voice only” calls).

HOOPTY DOOS FOR DAD?

Redshift Mx  by BRD Motorcycles

REDSHIFT’S MX (BY BRD MOTORCYCLES) $14, 995

OLD VINYL RECORDS STILL DAD’S FAVORITES?

Orbit Plus Vinyl Record Player by Uturn Audio

Orbit Plus (A vinyl record player by Boston’s U-turn Audio $279)

OR…

GOT A MODERN DAD WHO WANTS SUPERIOR “DIGITAL” STEREO SOUND ?

Bang and Olufsen BeoSound 8

Bang & Olufsen BeoSound…(What More Can I Say?)

WHAT TO PLAY ON DAD’S BEOSOUND?

Looking Into You A Tribute To Jackson Browne

Why Not “Looking Into You: A Tribute To Jackson Browne”

DAD LIKE TV?

Band and Olufsen Beovision 103 Plasma Flat Panel

Bang & Olufsen Beovision (This is Bang & Olufsen’s newest flat panel “103”….)

WHAT WILL DAD WATCH?

How About “Turn” (the new AMC spy series)

The Agent AMC New Spy Series

Turn

DAD LIKE TO DISCO ? (WITH MOM OF COURSE)

Paris France’s Hottest Discotheques …..

The Buddha Room and…Maceo

(yes THAT Maceo…the one that was with James Brown)

Buddha Paris France

Maceo Paris France

NOW MORE LUXURY TRAVEL IDEAS

Bali Como Shambhala Estate

BALI: COMO SHAMBHALA ESTATE

Koh Samui Kamalaya

KOH SAMUI: KAMALAYA RESORT

Maldives One and Only Reethi Rah Private Island

MALDIVES: ONE & ONLY REETHI RAH PRIVATE ISLAND

Mustique via abercrombie kent destinations

AND…

MUSTIQUE: The Caribbean Island Where The British Royal Family Vacations (an Abercombrie Kent destination pictured above)

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NOW….

DISNEY IF I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, GET A 7 YEAR EXCLUSIVE CONTRACT….(NO I.P.O. and NO DISNEY STOCK)….. I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, WILL HIRE MY “ACTORS”….

Plus….I, Renee Ashley Baker, have found a “fabulous” house that I want to BUY on the French Riviera (on the Cote d’Azur) and I’ll buy this house with my “out of court settlement” (minimum $60 Million Dollars) or I’ll buy the house on the French Riviera with the $30 Million Dollars that I’m getting through the 70% sale of Erma French Perfume and Design, which I’ll headquarter in France and will hopefully sell to The Wertheimers)….

(NOW SCROLL DOWN TO READ RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S “D”)

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MEN: Men’s Fashions: Spring/Summer…..LOVE YOU GUYS! (P.S. I won’t be doing any projects for Universal nor for Warner Bros/Interscope and NO to Simon & Schuster)

March 31, 2014

Everybody Dance Now

SHOUT OUT
Hey New York: I, Renee Ashley Baker, need dancers….
I like these dancers dancing to CIARA (HARRIS)

I love Russia

ALSO….

Contemporary Decor Interior Design

I’ll be settling my lawsuit out of court (or I’ll be filing a lawsuit for $150 million)….View the house I’m building…click LINK below….

NOW…..

PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA

President Obama on cover of GQ

America’s “style leader”…
(on the cover of GQ MAGAZINE….)

AND

HRH…WITH AND WITHOUT

Prince Harry with

HRH Prince Harry (with)

Prince Harry without

HRH Prince Harry (without)
Which Looks Best?

and

THAT “CARR” STYLE!

Carr and his love

Carr, a sharp dressed MAN, in a “romantic dancing scene” from “Downton Abbey”.

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and…

CLAD FOR MEN

CLAD for MEN

(CLAD is the new “online department store for MEN” launched by Esquire Magazine).

GROOMING FOR MEN

Kiehls Ultimate Man

Kiehl’s “Ultimate Man Refueling Set” . Cost: $58 (Nordstroms)

GADGETS FOR MEN

Christofle flash drive by La Cie

(Stylish Storage For Your Data)

Blue Ant Wireless Voice Email

BlueAnt wireless email

(Email For Your Car—I Think It’s Legal….)

Panasonic Authenticam Iris Recognition Scanner for Computers and Laptops

Panasonic Biometric Iris Recognition Authenticator for Desktop Computers and Laptops

Montblanc Meisterstuck Porcelain White

Montblanc’s “The Meisterstuck” (in White Porcelain)….COST: $2800

MEN WHO ARE WORLD REKNOWN CELIST

Celist Yo Yo Ma

Yo Yo Ma….Follow His “Silk Road Project”. (It’s Yo Yo’s “Heart for the Arts”).

MEN WHO ARE FUNNY

Alan Alda Never Have Your Dog Stuffed

(Author, Actor, Renaissance Man Alan Alda….)

MEN WHO ARE GAMERS

Cargo Noir featuring Serge Laget

The Complete Strategist Store (New York, New York)

and….

MEN WHO ARE GETTING MARRIED!

Miguel Scott at Tree Sound

Miguel at Refrigerator Christmas 2011 by Renee Ashley Baker 588 (2)

(Miguel above solo and Miguel in my Sister Miss M’s kitchen at Christmas Time 2011….)

My Talented Relative “Miguel” Is Getting Married In May and the Wedding Will Be The Celebrity/Society Wedding Of The Season (in Atlanta). Miguel is a very talented “musician” who plays Piano, Guitar, Drums; he also Sings and he also Composes Music and Lyrics….I am hoping that the Grammy Nominated Miguel will soon be signing his “breakout” contract with RCA/Sony Records or with Richard Branson’s Virgin Records…..Miguel is the Chief Engineer at Tree Sound Studios in Atlanta and Miguel is “THE MAN RECORDING STARS WON’T RECORD WITHOUT….”

Miguel’s headphones ? (Renee Ashley Baker’s Bang & Olufsen BeoPlay H6 Of Course!)

Bang & Olufsen Beoplay H6 Headphones

Congratulations Miguel (from Renee Ashley Baker) !!!!

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and

INTRODUCING RENEE ASHLEY BAKER

(Renee Ashley Baker resides in East Hampton New York)

TO VIEW RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S NEW “WIX” WEBSITE CLICK ON THE “FEMALE” BELOW….

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HAPPY Halloween 2013: #White House, #John F Kennedy,#President Obama, #First Lady Michelle Obama, #Disney Halloween 2013, New York plus… New Crowdsource/Crowdfunding Project

October 21, 2013

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A VIEW TO A KILL (click LINK below)
http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com/id10.html

(NOTE: Neither Clemmie nor Gale/Gail can own/have/use/buy “The Red Tree” nor own/have/use/buy any other song in the Renee Ashley Baker Song Catalog. The Renee Ashley Baker Song Catalog belongs 95% to CP Irrevocable Trust….)

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President John F Kennedy

Dear Readers:
Do have a “happy Halloween”. However, I want to clarify some things; my plans are to “settle for monetary damages” out of court; then, I’ll hopefully get to be “Vanna White” for 2-3 years on a Disney/ABC network game show (a game show owned by CP Irrevocable Trust); then, I’ll hopefully be moving to Paris France–where I’ll start my perfume and design company (hopefully backed by the owners of Chanel). Anyway–I did not want to ignore the upcoming 50th Anniversary of the Kennedy assassination so I put together a “board”. To view my “board” please click on President John F Kennedy above….
Signed
Renee Ashley Baker (ERMA’s little girl)….

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“White Mustang”. Photo by Renee Ashley Baker

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Film Slate

(Click Red Slate Above To View My “Angel Crowdsourcing/Crowdfunding Project”)

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HAPPY HALLOWEEN 2013…..

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HALLOWEEN AT THE WH:

THE PRESIDENT AND THE FIRST LADY HAND OUT CANDY (WH Circa 2012)

SO–

YOU WANT FIRST LADY “MICHELLE OBAMA HAIR” FOR HALLOWEEN ?

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above, First Lady Michelle Obama Halloween Costume (Michelle Obama Wig and Tracey Reese Ruby Dress)

and speaking of Firsts….

NEW FROM DISNEY….

Disney Sofia the First Magical Talking Amulet

Sofia the Fisrt Mgical Transforming Dress and Magical Talking Amulet

above, For Halloween (or dress up)

Sofia The First Magical Transforming Dress and Sofia the First Magical Talking Amulet

DISNEY ALSO HAS…..

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above, Doc McStuffins Stuffy Check Up Set (Halloween costume or “dress up set” for Girls—and BOYS !)

and for the trendy

DUKE (ER, I MEAN DUCK) DYNASTY

Duck Dynasty Halloween Costume

above, Duck Dynasty with Beard and Bandana Halloween Costume.

AND NOW….

WILL THE REAL “DUKE” (AND DUCHESS) STEP FORWARD…..

HRH The Duchess with baby Louie

The Duchess holding baby Louie

Baby Milford Baby Boy Quilted Jacket

above, a Jules Milford Quilted Jacket to keep HRH Baby Louie warm on Trick or Treat Night…)
Visit: JoulesUSA com….

CAN YOU SAY PARTY?

CELEBRATION: THE PARTY BOOK BY PIPPA

(The ultimate “party book”)

Celebrate by Pippa Middleton

Pippa Middleton Halloween Party

above, a Pippa Halloween Party for the Little Ones…..

HALLOWEEN’S LIGHTING?

lava Lamp Halloween

above, The Lava Lamp which was invented in 1963 by EDWARD CRAVEN-WALKER. (Did you know that Mr Craven-Walker had originally named his invention, his lamp “The ASTRO Lamp”?)

HALLOWEEN’S CANDY?

Renee Ashley Baker’s M & M MARS OF COURSE!

M M Halloween Candy 2013

M M Digital Coin Counting Money Jar  at Amazon

above, M & M Mars lets you Feed The Pig…er….I mean the cute, adorable, sweet lil M & M Digital Coin Counting Jar. Help kids “save their pennies” with this “bank” that electronically takes and displays your child’s money deposits.

CAN YOU SAY “TRICK OR TREAT FOR UNICEF?”

Trick or Treat for UNICEF 2013 box collection

Trick or Treat for UNICEF family

above, one of America’s UNICEF Families….
To Participate Click Link Below:
https://secure.unicefusa.org/site/SPageServer?pagename=Donate_General

GOING OUT? (ON HALLOWEEN)

TO A HALLOWEEN PARTY?

New York Halloween Costume

For Guys: Mean Green Halloween Costume

Fogal of Switzerland tights and knee highs

For Gals: Keep legs warm under your Halloween costume with colorful Fogals of Switzerland tights…..

CAN YOU SAY HOT ?

“And Then I Stepped Inside The Covered Palace, And What I Saw Was That There Was No Alice”
–Renee Ashley Baker

Paris Hilton sexy outfit for Halloween 2012

above, Paris Hilton Halloween Circa 2012 (“Alice”)

SHOUT OUT TO #PARIS HILTON: Hey Paris, How about a “tote bag” that would sell in the $500 range and be carried at Neiman Marcus and would be called, “Renee For Paris et Paris”…..?????

STAYING HOME? (ON HALLOWEEN ?)

GIVE THAT HALLOWEEN PARTY

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Serve that purr–fect Halloween Cocktail “Satan’s Whiskers”….click link below for recipe
http://www.stepbystep.com/how-to-make-a-satans-whiskers-cocktail-9691/

NOW…OTHER THINGS TO DO? (IN OCTOBER WITH THE KIDS)

PREPARE A BACKYARD BIRD BUFFET (AKA FEED THE BIRDS!)
This beautiful bird feeder “The Birdbrain Sequin Bird Feeder” is sold at Amazon com

Birdbrain Sequin Bird Feeder

HERA’S BIRDS ?

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OR

WHAT ELSE CAN YOU DO? (IN OCTOBER WITH THE KIDS)

HOLD AN ALL HALLOWS EVE BOOK FEST!

Try….

FOR CHILDREN AGES 7-10

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HALLOWEEN HISTORY?

“THE WITCH AND THE SKULL”

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above, President John F. Kennedy with Caroline and Little “JJ” (White House Circa 1962)

AND WHAT ABOUT THE HOUSE THAT JACK BUILT?

Haunted House

cLICK PHOOTO above to view Renee Ashley Baker’s “Show Palace” (in the works). This “HOUSE” will be the HOUSE that JACK (and THE ERMA FOUNDATION) built…

AND LAST (BUT NEVER MORE —ER— I MEAN—NEVER LEAST…..)

EDGAR ALLEN POE

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The Ladykillers starring Tom Hanks

CLICK BELOW TO WATCH INSTANTLY:
http://www.amazon.com/The-Ladykillers-Widescreen-Edition-Hanks/dp/B00029LNYQ

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I, Renee Ashley Baker, will remain a Democrat….and Maybe, maybe I, Renee Ashley Baker, will get $30 million to $50 million a year for 5 years for my Disney/ABC TV Game Show? I, Renee Ashley Baker, am the Creator and Executive Producer of my Game Show.

To those who have been bothering me all morning about Brittany Spears (and Kevin F?)….Brittany Spears will not appear on my Disney/ABC TV Game Show. Also “NO” to Bill Cosby(as my game show host) and NO to Jimmy Kemmel (as my game show host).

No to the “usage” of the Renee Ashley Baker Song Catalog. My Mother says “NO” to Universal/MCA music and movie payrolls; and No to Warner Bros/Interscope movie payrolls and music. Also NO to Tiffany Foxx, No to Lil Kim, No to Mary J Blige, No to Sean Puffy, No to Jay-Z, No to Beyoncé, No to Dr. Dre, No to Snoop Dog, No to Eminem, No to Nicky Manaj, No to Rihanna, No to Janet Jackson, No to Jill Scott, NO to Miley Cyrus, No to Brittany Spears, No to Madonna, No to Charlize Theron, No to Angelina Jolie, No to Julia Roberts, No to Latifah, No to Oprah (she doesn’t HAVE to), No to Gail King, NO to Pam Grier, NO TO HALLE BERRY, No to Robert DeNiro, No to George Clooney, No to Brad Cooper, No to KRS ONE and No to Pam Greer. (BEING COMPLETED)

RENEE’S SUGGESTIONS: HOW TO DONATE MONEY, CLOTHING, & ELECTRONICS (plus JACKIE KENNEDY, PRESIDENT OBAMA, THE ERMA FOUNDATION, KENNEDY HYANNISPORT, HILLARY CLINTON, HOME SECURITY, NEW YORK CITY GETAWAY, U.S. MILITARY CHARITIES, KIDS, & DETROIT)

August 21, 2013

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click photo above to view Renee Ashley Baker’s Website (above, SPOILED CHILD, Renee Ashley Baker, wearing her “suede Mary Janes)….

and….

TO HISTORY GOES “THE SPOILS”….

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MARTIN LUTHER KING (COURTESY OF GETTY IMAGES)

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and

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“CRAZY HORSE”

(a photograph)

by

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(This photo is NOT “photo-shopped” ….It is like this in the camera…..)

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER RESIDES IN NEW YORK (in…THE HAMPTONS)…

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NOW….

WHICH IS IT ?

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Renee Suggests: That Renee Ashley Baker carry the above, Tiffany & Co handbag to a Christmas party in New York City….(but…which is it…Garnet…. or…. Ruby ? )

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and

ARMOUR ALL ?

THE [WH] GETS NEW [ARMOUR] FOR [POTUS]….

Jackie Kennedy First Lady WH Tour

Jackie Kennedy First Lady WH renovation 2

Renee Suggests: Change Your Style
Did you know that the WH is getting a $360 Million Dollar Renovation in 2014 ?

and

ROYAL NEWS…..

Duchess Kate with baby

A FOOT UP?

Vevian Handmade Jacob Booties

Renee Suggests: Giving baby the Royal Boot? (Nah, not on your life….)

However, my Mother (the beautiful Mrs A/B) always baught me “suede shoes” when I was an infant and when I was a toddler (you can see brown suede Mary Janes on my feet in my “portrait” which, were probably purchased by Mummy at Stix Baer Fuller or Famous Barr in St. Louis). Even now– I love “suede shoes”….I wore suede “wedgies” and suede “clogs” all through high school (I attended George Washington High School on Monaco Parkway in the rich Jewish neighborhood of Crestmoor Park). Above, are shoes “befitting a Royal Prince”. They are the baby version of Kate’s navy suede Stuart eitzman Corkswoon wedges (about $146; Vivian co uk)

and

DONATE AND DECLUTTER

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Renee Suggests: Making room new fall/winter wear and new electronics by Donating your old “items” as follows:

1. General Donations (Excessaccess org)
2. Eyeglasses (Lionsclubs org)
3. Gently Used Shoes (Soles4souls org)
4. Men’s Suits and Ties (Careergear org)

and…

A STORY IN PICTURES ?

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Renee Suggests:
Renee Ashley Baker doing a “photo essay” for Nikon Cool Pix, in Europe (in 2016)

and

ONE LAST GET TOGETHER ?

(IN EAST HAMPTON OR WHEREEVER YOU’RE AT ?)

East Hampton Cookout

Renee Suggests: A Cookout For The Troops

Have one last cookout–make it an end of summer “garden party” “lawn party” (or BBQ) for The Troops…..Just register your “get together” at: bbqforthetroops.org and create a web page where “invitees” can donate to support the approximately 2.5 million Men and Women serving in our Military.

and

WHAT TO DO WITH DETROIT?

from MOTOR CITY

Detroit Motor City

to

SOLAR CITY ?

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Renee Suggests: A New Concept… Detroit should go from being “Motor City” to “SOLAR CITY”.
Click On Link Below To View Renee Ashley Baker’s Plan(“The National Debt Solution”)

https://reneeashleybaker.wordpress.com/2012/11/26/cyber-monday-2012-luxury-shopping-plus-national-debt-solution-the-baker-plan-plus-president-john-f-kennedy-assassination-anniversary-plus-a-man-for-christmas-hell-take-me-shopping/

and

FOR A “THEATRICAL” EXPERIENCE….

The Fabulous Fox Theatre in St Louis

Renee Suggests: The Fabulous Fox Theatre (in St. Louis)

and…

FOR THE LITTLE ONES NOT YET IN SCHOOL…..

Kids Cookbook

Renee Suggests: Buy “Sponge Bob’s Kitchen Mission Cookbook” (so the little ones don’t get bored)…..

and….

ONE LAST ROMANTIC WEEKEND GETAWAY?

St Regis Hotel

Renee Suggests: The St. Regis Hotel in NYC It is tres Fabulous!

and….

FOR HOME SECURITY:

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Renee Suggests: AT & T Digi Life

and

TO GET READY….

are you ready

Renee Suggests: Make A “Ready Plan”
Visit: Ready.gov

and….

Renee Suggests: Buying A Summer Home

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“HEH HEH HEH” ….But, really folks I’m serious…Maybe Taylor (Swift) will rent her summer house….it IS right across the street from the Kennedy manse (in Hyannisport)….

and….

Renee Suggests: Vote Hillary in 2016

Hillary Clinton 2016

and….

ALWAYS FIRST…..ALWAYS A LADY…..

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ONCE The Erma Foundation is up and running (organized with ten Board Members) we will be conducting a “”Membership Drive”. Meaning, that Save The Date announcements will be sent out to Presidents and Chairmen of Fortune 500 Companies (in the U.S.), to Presidents and Chairmen of the Tap 100 High Tech Companies (around the world), and Millionaires and Billionaires (in the U.S. and around the World)…..Click photo above (of Renee Ashley Baker’s Mother) to Visit: TEF aka The Erma Foundation.

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OH, AND ONE FINAL SUGGESTION….

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RENEE IS OUT ! (With A $25 Million Dollar Settlement)….

WHY….

I’VE HEARD THAT …

Jennifer Anniston and Brad Pitt (smoked up all the weed/pot/bud)
Melanie Griffith and Antonio Banderas (snorted up all the cocaine)
Angelina Jolie and Billy Bob Thornton (shot up all the heroin)

Whether all this is true or not, I DON’T KNOW, however—on a daily basis I’ve been verbally “harassed” to hire/use the above named. It seems that the “Wrong Ones” now have the “film industry” and therefore I have “no interest in the film industry”.

(….NOW SCROLL DOWN FOR MORE GREAT IDEAS….)

Denver: President Obama Spoke Here…..#Hot Topics, #Political Photography

July 31, 2013

VIEW RENEE’S WIX WEBSITE…..LIVE FROM THE HAMPTONS NEW YORK (CLICK LINK BELOW)

http://ladyallegro.wix.com/reneeashleybaker#!contact

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and….
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Lincoln High by Renee Ashley Baker

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Back Story: Lincoln High School in Denver (where President Obama gave a speech in 2012).

Top Photo Credit: “Lincoln High” photographed by Renee Ashley Baker

NEWS SHOW PROPOSAL…..Renee Ashley Baker’s fee is $1 Million Dollars Per Week for 26 Weeks….plus Sarah Palin, Donald Trump, First Lady Michelle Obama and more….)

June 26, 2013

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President John F Kennedy in the navy

“SANG THE MUSES”
by Renee Ashley Baker

Lyrics and Melody by Renee Ashley Baker
Copyright 2013 by Renee Ashley Baker

Lovely Cinderella lost her shoe at the Ball
Ship found in the Bottle, popped the cork, the sails grew Tall
Let Her stand with Nemo he’ll take Her hand upon the Sea
Strait up from the Bottom, they’ll see JACK cause he’ll be ME

(CHORUS)
Sang the muses, Sang the muses
Sang the muses, Sang the muses
Sang the music, Sang the music
Sang the music, Sang the music
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*This song is to be sung with a heavy Irish brogue…..

(I, Renee Ashley Baker, began this song two years ago. It is still not finished, however, I’ve decided to post this one “verse” for the 4th of July. HOPE YOU LIKE IT !)

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click on photo of Renee Ashley Baker below to view new website….

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SHOUT OUT

Shout Out To Hughes Direct TV, ABC TV, New York Times, and Fox News/News Corp:

Once my “lawsuit has settled” and I, Renee Ashley Baker, am “available”….I, Renee Ashley Baker would like to do a “News Show”. My “news show” would air weekly (on TV) and be 1 hour long. I’d do 26 shows. The “Broadcaster” (the TV NETWORK) would own the shows. I’d want a 26-52 show contract. What is Renee Ashley Baker’s asking fee? Renee Ashley Baker’s fee will be $1 million per week (or $26 Million Dollars). And…I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be granted: Approval of Guest Stars, Wardrobe Approval of Guest Stars, Weekly Script Approval, Director Approval, Producer Approval, and Location Approval (the location to be my house in The Hamptons). And—no to a “pilot” as I, Renee Ashley Baker, will not do a pilot….my Ustream TV show will be my “audition tape” if an audition is needed. And…I do not, NOT want to do a “radio show” so no–NO–to Mel Karmazin. NO TO MEL KARMAZIN….

and….

also for Renee Ashley Baker

THE HOUSE THAT JACK BUILT….

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womans white bathroom

If–If–I, Renee Ashley Baker, were to “build a house” I, Renee Ashley Baker, will “build it in France”. It (the house) will probably cost around $4.5 million dollars. I will put two bathrooms inside my “master bedroom”. One bathroom for HIM and the other bathroom for HER (see photos above of Renee Ashley Baker’s in white and “HIS” in blue).

now…

finally….

MISTAKES I’VE MADE

(aka “Renee Ashley Baker’s Biggest Mistakes….”)

#1 SARAH PALIN…

Sarah “plain” but not tall …Sarah Palin is little bitty and small….(PALIN IS AN ANAGRAM FOR “PLAIN”)

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Sarah Palin is just a “4-eyed-poli-sci-nerd”. Sarah Palin is still just an “unqualified” “inadequate” “DOG” who is vastly “inferior” to a Harvard/Columbia educated man like President Barack Obama. (Remember how Sarah Palin didn’t even have, in her closet, a wardrobe appropriate for an “IMPORTANT WOMAN”? The Republican Party had to “rush” Sarah Palin to “fancy stores” and buy her “something to wear” !)

#2 MICHELLE BACHMANN

MICHELLE BACHMANN (BACHMAN’S ANAGRAM IS “C BAN HAM” ?)

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Michelle Bachmann is a “stupid jackass”. WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG MICHELLE?

I, Renee Ashley Baker, want the public to know that it was Me and my sister(the beautiful Miss M) who picked the “other” Michelle for the “WH”…. (the other Michelle being Michelle Obama….)

#3 MELANIE GRIFFITH

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Melanie Griffith and Tippi Hedren are both “CRAP”. Melanie Griffith and Antonio Banderas will not, NOT be having anything to do with Renee Ashley Baker’s “Hampton’s house purchase”. (In other words they will not be “purchasing” Renee Ashley Baker’s Hampton’s house). And…when I, Renee Ashley Baker, do get the $26 million I, Renee Ashley Baker, will not, NOT “pay Melanie and Antonio”. Melanie, Antonio, and Tippi all need to “set up a meth lab” and stop the “criminals of Denver and criminals of Englewood” from “extorting/coercing” money for the three of them! ! !

#4 VAN DIESEL

Nobody in Colorado had better mention the name Van Diesel to me again or I’m going to The Feds (the ones in New York).

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Vin Diesel is a “punk ass”….Also still “no” to Nicholas Cage, no to B-actor Ben Affleck, “no” to B-actor Mathew Mccaughnahay.

THE NEW OLD BOY “FRAT HOUSE”….

#5 JACK WELCH

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Like I said–Jack Welch will not, not be “running–nor financing– a company for Renee Ashley Baker”.

#6 DONALD TRUMP

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“The Donald” (aka “But He Don’t Got No Birth Certificate !”)

There is more wrong here than just the “toupee”. Donald Trump will also not, “NOT be running–nor financing–a company for Renee Ashley Baker”.

#7 ROBERT DeNIRO

Denver/Englewood will “stop” STOP trying to “do business with Robert DeNiro” via Renee Ashley Baker.

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Why is it always the “same three” that “crooks” try to run a “sideways fraud” with ? It is always: Robert DeNiro, Sylvester Stallone or George Clooney. (So, no to Robert DeNiro, no to Sylvester Stallone, and no to George Clooney).

#8 MITT ROMNEY

MITT ROMNEY (aka “That Old Black Magic Underwear”)

Mitt Romney needs to keep his underwear on and his “mouth shut”…

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Mitt Romney will also not, NOT be running–financing–a company for Renee Ashley Baker. These “broke conservatives” are not, NOT going to be “getting a movie studio via Renee Ashley Baker”. For one reason my sister (the beautiful Miss M) can’t stand “conservatives”. And…the other reason is because–I, Renee Ashley Baker, do not, NOT want to be “Denesh DeSouza” and make only $25 million dollar “conservative movie goer box offices”.

No to Hugh Hewitt (and no to Mrs. Hewitt aka “Go Fetch”); no to Rush Limbaugh, no to Glenn Beck, no to Sean Hannity, and still “NO” to Rick Santorum. Also “NO” to Marco Rubio and “NO” to Rudy Giuliani. (I, Renee Ashley Baker, am for Hilary Clinton for President in 2016….)

SO…..

(#Father’s Day 2013: Generations of Greatness….#G.Q: Gifts and Quests for Dad aka Esq. aka #Esquire…)

June 4, 2013

President Obama with children

above, President Obama (aka Big Daddy?)

now…..

re: Marco Rubio

I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, do not like Marco Rubio. Why isn’t Marco Rubio in jail for “mishandling” $210,000 in “campaign contributions”? Marco Rubio should “go to jail” like Jesse Jackson Jr, right? Marco Rubio is “crap” for trying to “set up” an “underground economy” of “illegal alien money”. So, “No” to Marco Rubio (also no to Nicholas Cage, no to Mathew Mcconaughey, and no to Ben Affleck…..)

NOW…..

PRESENTING…..

THE GREAT “SHOWBUSINESS DAD” (POPPA JOE JACKSON AKA DADDY OF “THE JACKSON 5″….)

Katherine Jackson with husband Joe Jackson

Renee Ashley Bakers Mother 1925-1985

HEY Paris: check out the dresses and the BIG hair on the “ladies” (aka Mrs Katherine and my Mother–the Beautiful Mrs. A/B)….

THEY’RE THE EXACT SAME….LOL!

(You’ve got a Golden Globe to win young woman….)

NOW…..

Father’s Day Gifts For Dad….

Visol 6oz flask

(above, a 6 oz nip– a NIPPY– for Dad by Visol)

or What About A Manse?

june-estates-01-maryland Doncaster Property Services

(above, EASTON MARYLAND, still on the market: 7 Bedrooms, 8.5 Baths, 12,000 sq ft and just $15 Million asking price….Contact: Doncester Property Services: 410-820-7676)

and….

what about

like “clockwork” ?

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SO

……now…..presenting…..

the

DAD IN CHIEF….

President Obama Father's Day 2012

BELOW…..

MORE GIFTS….FOR …. DAD (for Father’s Day)

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(The Vision: Future Perfect BMW ConnectedDrive)

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(The Flash: The Finest Mountain Bike In The World)

Louis Vuitton_Tambour LV227 automatic chronograph

(The Louis….aka The Tabour…The Finest Chronograph In The World)

Wicked Laser Torch Flashlight

The Torch: The Brightest Flashlight In The World)

Now…

Father’s Day 2013….

FREEDOM DADS

NORWAY-RIGHTS-OSLO FREEDOM FORUM

(above, Thor Halverson, founder “Oslo Freedom Forum”)

DOCTOR DADS

The Three Doctors Foundation

Sampson Davis George Jenkins Remick Hunt

(above, Sampson Davis, George Jenkins, Remick Hunt….founders of The Three Doctors Foundation)

STATESMAN DADS….

Statesman Julian Bond

(above, Statesman Julian Bond, another “friend” of my family….Julian Bond’s first cousin was a “friend” of my brother “James”….)

Now….Dads

FOR YOUR PARENTS

AARP-Card

(above, AARP Roadside Service is helpful)

FOR YOUR CHILDREN

FBI SOS Website

(above, the F.B.I.’s new Child Internet Safety Website)

AND….FOR DADS WHO GIVE

(Charity Giving: It’s Always In Season)

Mark Wahlberg The Gentlemens Fund

(above, Mark Wahlberg for The Gentlemen’s Fund)

Other Charities (for Dads)
The Ann Frank Foundation
Special Olympics.org

FOR ADVENTURE DADDIES (TRAVEL WILD ALASKA)

Travel Wild Exhibitions Alaska

FOR GOLFING DADDIES

Moscow City Gold Club

(above The Moscow City Golf Club….One of Renee Ashley Baker’s favorites)

FOR ACTION DADDIES

Laird Hamilton surfer extraordinaire

LairdHamilton_Teahupoo

Ride Waves like “The Big Kahuna” (aka Poppa Laird)

Waikiki-Paddle-Festival-Quicksilver 2012

OR….DAD CAN TRY….

The “Paddle” Festival: A New sport where Dad stands up and paddles.
(The above photo from the Quicksilver “paddle festival” 2012)

ipod case waterproof

(above a “waterproof ipod case”….so you can surf or paddle and listen to “Surfin Safari” by The Beach Boys)

NOW…..

I SAY…..

HAPPY FATHER’S DAY TO SOME CELEBRITY DADS ….

Tom Cruise with daugter Suri

TOM

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BRUCE

Robin Williams rides down a slide with his kids Cody and Zelda at the "Happy Feet Two" Premiere at the Grauman's Chinese Theater

ROBIN

AND ON FATHER’S DAY….

…LET’S NOT FORGET THE

ROMANTIC DADS….

Romantic couple drinking Champagne

(above, romantic couple sip champagne….Is it Moet ?)

AND…..

HIS NAME WAS PIERRE….

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(above, Daddy #5…. That is, Daddy to number 5…. Chanel #5 that is….)

and

coming soon

HRH BABY DADDY

Prince William aka The Duke of Cambridge aka The Proud Papa To Be !

Prince William and Kate expecting a baby

and let’s never forget….

THE AMAZING HOWARD HUGHES

(What man doesn’t revere the great billionaire “genius” Howard Hughes)

Howard Hughes pilot

Howard Hughes 1953 Buick Roadmaster

(above, Howard Hughes “1953 Buick Roadmaster” sold in 2005 for $1 Million Dollars)

MY DADDY….

Renee Ashley Baker Buick 1

Renee Ashley Baker’s father (MR. ASHLEY) was a soldier (Army) and a Mason and A MAN…. (Click on Renee Ashley Baker above to visit Renee’s Website)….

ABOUT RENEE ASHLEY BAKER
Renee Loves New York (Hates California)
Renee Hates Football (Loves The Ballet)
Renee Hates Beer (Loves Moet Champagne)
Renee’s Party Affiliation (Democrat)
Renee NEEDS: “A Man–For A Love Match”
(HE must be caucasian, Jewish, 60-70 years of age, and…a Billionaire)

and

DAD…..AGAIN

Patriarch Joseph P Kennedy

above, Joseph P. Kennedy, the Great Patriarch

(Happy Father’s Day to all my ‘Kennedy’ daddyies. Click photo above to view TEF website)

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Still “no” to Miley Cyrus (because I think “they” are trying to make Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber into Gary Coleman!) and….I have “no projects” to do with Janet…. (However, “Hi Paris”).

The Rich by Renee Ashley Baker…. (for Memorial Day 2013)

May 20, 2013

Happy Memorial Day

Taps for Soldiers 2

Riderless Horse Military Honor

MILITARY HONORS:

Traditional Honors for Military Men are: Taps and The “Riderless” Horse….

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NOW

ABOUT

THE

RICH

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HOW THE RICH MAKE ROMANCE….

Romance

Renee Is Looking For A Man !

Renee Ashley Baker’s matchmaker is “billionaire matchmaker” Janis Spindel…..

(Renee’s “Man” must be 60-70 years of age, Jewish, NOT in Showbusiness, but a millionaire or billionaire….)

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HOW THE RICH WALK….

Chanel Paris  show

Chanel (with Erma French Perfume and Design soon to follow ?)

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HOW THE RICH WAR ….

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Renee Ashley Baker is looking forward to the next “Star Wars” (from Lucasfilm and Disney)….

HOW THE RICH PLAY (AND PARTY) …..

Gold Mask by Andante

Prince Harry<a

Polo Playing via Prince Harry…..

plus

Coming Soon: The Erma Foundation Gold Mask Ball (to be held in Paris France)…..

HOW THE RICH VACATION…..

Eleuthera Island

Eleuthera Island (where The Royals have fun in the sun)….

HOW THE RICH GIVE AWAY THE BRIDE…..

Chanel Wedding Stationery

Chanel Wedding Cake

Chanel stationery and Chanel Wedding Cake…

HOW THE RICH GUARD THEIR BODIES

The Bodyguard

COLIN TEBBUTT and COLIN TRIMMING (were Personal Protection Officer and Super Intentdent respectively for HRH Princess Diana). Elite Bodyguard Services for “the elite” are: Insite (Chris Falkenberg) and The Steele Foundation (Kirian Fitzgibbons)

HOW THE RICH STAY BEAUTIFUL…..

Creme de la Mer

Le Clerc loose powder travel box

Worth Perfume

Renee Ashley Baker’s Favorites: Creme de la Mer, Le Clerc Travel Compact and Je Reviens (My Mother Erma kept a bottle of Je Reviens “Worth” perfume on her vanity table when I was a little girl living in St. Louis, Missouri. The Je Reivens “Worth” was sent to my Mother Erma from Paris France)…..

HOW THE RICH HANG THEIR WARDROBES….

Studio Becker walk in closet hers

Studio Becker (for Her)

Studio Becker walk in closet his

Studio Becker (for Him)

HOW THE RICH LOVE THEIR BABIES….

baby in the baby spa

The Baby Spa in London (owned by Laura Sevenus) pampers baby….Right Duchess Kate !

and

HOW THE RICH (and POWERFUL) ENTERTAIN….

(My sister “Miss M” has already been invited to the White House….)

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WHITE HOUSE DINNER MENU….1956

The year, was 1956. President and Mrs. Dwight D. Eisenhower mention as one of their favorites a dinner menu that almost any American citizen can enjoy in his own home.

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be in Washington DC to meet President Obama (hopefully) and to “host some Democratic fundraising parties”….

THE EISENHOWER MENU

Broiled Sirloin Steak
Baked Potatoes Green Beans Green Salade with French Dressing Apple Pie with Cheese Coffee

Decorated Ice Cubes

DECORATED ICE CUBES

Arrange in each section of refrigerator tray a berry, red cherry, piece of lemon or orange slice, or sprig of mint. Then fill with water and freeze as usual. Serve in fruit drinks for holidays and celebrations.

and….

HOW THE RICH VIEW TALENT…

Grammy Nominee Miguel on piano photo

SHOUT OUT TO: Sony Records and Virgin Records. One of you should sign my relative “MIGUEL” (the Grammy nominee) to a “recording contract”. His rendition of “Forget Me Not” is AWESOME!

In the “Forget Me Not” video Miguel will play all the instruments….

(JUST LIKE PATRICE ! )

and…

finally….

HOW THE RICH VIEW “CLASS”….

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Click above on the “classy” photo of the “LADY” who inspired The Erma Foundation (aka Renee Ashley Baker’s Mother an Army Wife and an Air Force Mother )

WANT SECURITY AND AUTOMATION (AT YOUR FINGERTIPS ?)

CONTROL 4

Control 4 home automation

and….

INTRODUCING….

new

from

ATT

“DIGITAL LIFE”….

Personalized Home Security and Automation (For A Whole New Way Of Life)

ATT Digital Life home security

SHOUT OUT:

SHOUT OUT TO ATT AND CONTROL 4….

HOW WOULD ONE OF YOU LIKE TO SPONSOR RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S USTREAM.TV “dating show” ?

(to be taped live from The Hamptons)….

ASKING PRICE: $1.2 Million Dollars (for 12 months).

plus….

SHOUTOUT TO ART COLLECTORS:

I, Renee Ashley Baker, would like to sell (to art collectors) 12 photographs taken by Renee Ashley Baker called “12th Knight”. The Collector may choose from “existing photographs” taken by Renee Ashley Baker or the Collector may choose photographs not yet taken by Renee Ashley Baker.

Asking Price: $1.2 Million Dollars (for 12 photographs).

The Solo…

The Ballerina by Cityrat 59

The Corps…

The Ballet at Jezebel com

(above photographs of Ballet Dancers not photographed by Renee Ashley Baker)

DONALD TRUMP WILL STAY “RUMORED ORGANIZED CRIME” (and away from Renee Ashley Baker) ….JACK WELCH IS “CHICKEN CRAP” (no to jack welch)….MITT ROMNEY IS LITTLE MAGIC UNDERWEAR (no to Mitt Romney)

and no to Warner Bros Records and No to Universal/MCA (Renee Ashley Baker will “stay away” from Warner Bros Records/Interscope and stay away from Universal/MCA)

(RENEE ASHLEY BAKER WILL BE MOVING TO “THE HAMPTONS” and then MOVING TO FRANCE TO WORK IN THE FASHION AND BEAUTY INDUSTRY….NOTE: MY MOTHER IS NOT GOING TO BE ME….)