Posts Tagged ‘President John F. Kennedy’

Christmas Shopping 2014! (At….Skymall ! ) Plus….What’s State of the Art, What’s New In Wine, and What’s Curious ? (George?)

December 16, 2014

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Above, Lady Irma/Erma (Renee Ashley Baker’s Mother)

and…..BELOW….

President John F Kennedy on Saturday Evening Post

President John F. Kennedy with “PT 109”
(On The Cover Saturday Evening Post, Circa 1961)

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A WHITE CHRISTMAS FOR RENEE ASHLEY BAKER?
(Jewish…Millionaire…Billionaire….)

Handome Gray Haired Man

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GLAMOUR, LUXURY AND STYLE!

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S HOUSE (BELOW) ON THE FRENCH RIVIERA…
(THE HOUSE THAT CHANEL BUILT….?)

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NOW….SHOP “RENEEAB9” FOR CHRISTMAS….

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VISIT RENEEAB9 AT: http://www.Zazzle.com/ReneeAB9

NOW….

ARE YOU….

CURIOUS….

Curious?
About Andy Warhol?
Below a poster done by Andy Warhol of a child’s toy…..a ROBOT.

Andy Warhol robots

Curious?
About Doris Duke?
Below her Honolulu Mansion “Shangri La”
(Christmas Vacation in Hawaii?)

Doris Duke Mughai Suite Honolulu

NOW…STATE OF THE ART

WHAT’S STATE OF THE ART IN SECURITY

Car Lock Plug and Play
(To Keep an Eye On Your Car….Cost: $189.00)

Car Lock Plug and Play

WHAT’S STATE OF THE ART IN POWER….

Seabreacher Customized Boat
(To Take Back The Shark In You….Cost: $80,000)

Seabreacher Customized Boat

IN COMFORT….

Alpha Fuzion Personal Sauna System
(For Multisensory Sauna Wellness….Cost $15,999)

Alpha Fuzion Personal Sauna System

Serenity Pod Bed
(Cool Chillen in a Pod…Cost $10,000)

Serenity Pod Bed

Inada Dreamwave Massage Chair
(To Shiatsu Yourself To Sleep….Cost $8,499)

Inada Dreamwave Massage Chair

WHAT’S STATE OF THE ART IN DINING….

Kansas City Steak Company
(Gourmet Steaks …Cost $189.00 for an assortment)

Kansas City Steak Company

More Curious?
Curious Cub Wine Bottle Holder…Cost $39.99

Curious Cub Bottle Holder

The Wine Doctor (to preserve that bottle) Cost $24.99

Wine Doctor Wine Preservation Kit

AND….RECIPES

(THAT GO GREAT WITH WINE!):

1. Korean-style Braised Short Ribs and Turnips
2. Ellie Krieger’s Steak Au Poivre Salad
3. Thai-Style Mussels with Herbs
4. The “Omelet” (Riesling is your “go to” bottle)

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NO TO DAVID GEFFEN….NO TO ROBERT DENIRO, NO TO GEORGE CLOONEY, NO TO SYLVESTER STALLONE, NO TO BRAD COOPER, NO TO MERYL STREEP, NO TO CHARLIZE THERON, NO TO MELANIE GRIFFITH, NO TO RICHARD GERE, NO TO BEYONCE, NO TO RIHANNA, NO TO NICKI MANAJ, NO TO JAY-Z, NO TO SEAN PUFFY COMBS, NO TO DR. DRE, NO TO EMINEM, NO TO MARY BLIGE, NO TO LIL KIM, NO TO MADONNA, NO TO JULIA ROBERTS, NO TO ANGELINA JOLIE, NO TO OPRAH WINFREY, NO TO GAIL KING, NO TO UNIVERSAL STUDIOS, NO TO DECCA, NO TO UMB, NO TO WARNER CHAPPLE MUSIC PUBLISHING, NO TO WARNER BROS STUDIOS, NO TO INTERSCOPE, NO TO CALIFORNIA (MEANING NO TO LOS ANGELES)….I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, AM HEADED UPSTATE NEW YORK !

AND STILL “NO” TO ELWAYS (JOHN ELWAY BELONGS IN JAIL)….

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HAPPY VETERAN’S DAY 2014! (from A Soldier’s Daughter Named Renee Ashley Baker)…Plus Buyers/Retailers! New “ReneeAB9” Products Below…Plus President John F. Kennedy’s “PT 109”

November 3, 2014

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(above, Renee Ashley Baker, sitting atop car dressed very “fashionably and beautifully” wearing suede shoes, and a brown “Harris Tweed” Coat with a Velvet Collar.)

“HIS” name was Mr. Ashley and he is the only father that I, Renee Ashley Baker, will ever know. (Ashley is my father’s last name–not Moore). Anyway, Mr. Ashley (my father) served in the U.S. Army (in Korea) and my father (Mr. Ashley) was also a MASON. (I do not know what “degree” but I suspect it was pretty high). Mr. Ashley (my father) smoked a pipe and drank Budweiser (the St. Louis “King of Beers”) and drank Manechevitz Wine (because, he liked Jews and liked Kosher I guess). And– my father Mr. Ashley (who I called “My Daddy”) smoked–he smoked “cigars” and he smoked “a pipe” and I can remember as a little girl going places with My Father–Mr. Ashley– such as the haberdashery where he’d pick up his Stetson hats, to his “tailor” where he’d pick up his suits and I can remember going with “Daddy” to the “tobacco shop”. (These are things that all little girls remember doing with their “Daddy”).

Mr. Ashley (My Father) had a large family (all brothers and one sister) and all the brothers were MASONS. My Father’s Father –my grandfather (Mr. Ashley)– owned land in a southern state and when that land was sold all of my Uncles (my father’s brothers) bought houses in the late 1950’s in the “wealthy” suburb of St. Louis (called Kinloch). In fact, my Mother (Lady Erma/Irma Ashley) and my father (Mr. Ashley) had also been planning to buy a house in Kinloch (they’d bought new furniture from Stix Baer & Fuller to go in the new “Kinloch” house); But, that, is another story….the house on Ashley Lane (from Miracle on 34th Street…).

I think I said that My Father’s Mother was of Welsh decent (My Mother told me I was of “Welsh decent” but I had been saying that my Father’s Mother was from the “Isle of Harris”….(Who knows? A genealogy will have to be done on my family…The Ashleys). My Father (Mr. Ashley) golfed at the golf course in St. Louis Missouri in the 1960’s (My Father’s–Mr. Ashley’s– golf bag stood in our house in St. Louis, where, on the walls, hung in picture frames were My Father –Mr. Ashley’s– “U.S. Army Good Service Medals” and My Father’s –Mr. Ashley’s– “Letter of Good Military Service” that was signed by President John Fitzgerald Kennedy…Which, I have a copy of, by the way….).

My Father–Mr. Ashley–(I’ve been told)–spoiled me and thought of me as HIS little Princess. (My Father–Mr. Ashley–had my Mother–Erma/Irma– dress me like a Princess in expensive shoes and pretty (expensive) dresses that came from the department stores Famous Barr and Stix Baer & Fuller. Pictured above, is me Renee Ashley Baker, sitting atop My Father’s (Mr. Ashley’s) car; (Yes, My Father–Mr. Ashley–was a BUICK MAN). So, to ALL you “retired soldiers” (Veterans) who served in the Military like Mr. Ashley –my Father–I say, HAPPY VETERAN’S DAY!

TRIVIA QUESTION: What Movie (that contains the name of a U.S. President in it’s title) features “prominently” the same model car –the BUICK–that I’m sitting on above?

NOW ….MOORE…..VETERANS

Brother James U S Air Force Barracks Germany

DID I ALSO SAY THAT I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, AM A “SOLDIER’S SISTER”? YES, MY BROTHER JAMES SERVED 28 YEARS IN THE U.S. AIR FORCE THEN RAN A DEPARTMENT FOR THE CITY OF NEW YORK…(ABOVE, JAMES, PICTURED IN THE U.S. AIR FORCE BARRACKS IN GERMANY OR GREENLAND).

Crew Members on John F Kennedys PT 109

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Manly Man Lion Laptop Commuter Bag

HIS: CELTIC LION MANLY MAN LAPTOP COMMUTER BAG DESIGNED BY RENEE ASHLEY BAKER…SCROLL DOWN TO SEE MORE “RENEEAB9” PRODUCTS…

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PLUS….

VIEW RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S “TALENT SHOWCASE GRILL”…OR… VIEW MIGUEL’S WORK WITH SUPERSTAR “LENNY KRAVITZ” (CLICK HERE)…

Renee: http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com/

Miguel for Lenny: https://twitter.com/MiguelCScott

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Did I, Renee Ashley Baker, say that I come from a long line of RELATIVES who were/are “military” and “federal government” emplyees?. The talented Miguel’s grandfather was a Master Sergeant in the U.S. Air Force…Miguel (pictured above) is the Grammy Nominated musician/composer/producer/sound engineer that I hope, hope will be signing soon at RCA/Sony. (By the way, I hope, Amy at Columbia Tri-Star is thinking about my suggestion — for a “This Is Vinyl Tap” big screen comedy…a “debut” for some other very talented musicians….)

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Manly Man Celtic Lion Humor Hoodie

SERIOUS ALL THE TIME? Buy The Manly Man Celtic Lion Non-Humor Hoodie

Manly Man Celtic Lion Non Humor Hoodie

NEED A “LARGE” SIZE: Buy The Manly Man Celtic Lion Sweatshirt (All Colors and Sizes)

Manly Man Celtic Lion Non Humor Sweatshirt

ORDER HERE:
HOODIES, SWEATSHIRTS AND ALL OTHER “RENEEAB9” DESIGNS ARE DESIGNED BY RENEE ASHLEY BAKER.
VISIT: http://ZAZZLE.COM/RENEEAB9

RENEE’S MOVIE PICKS FOR VETERANS DAY HOLIDAY VIEWING:

“PT 109” starring Cliff Robertson and “Jakob the Liar” starring Robin Williams

Jacob the Liar

PT 109 starring Cliff Robertson

John F Kennedy PT 109 2

John F Kennedy PT 109 3

John F Kennedy PT 109 4

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Sgt Jesse Knott

(above Staff Sergeant Jesse Knott with Hawk Company Hero “Koshka”; Koshka was named “ASPCA Cat of the Year” in 2013)

Dear Sgt Knott:
I read your story in the Sunday “USA Weekend”. Of course, I wish you success in everything you do (I am sure you are enjoying “Isotope and Radio Active”).
I think your plans to “volunteer” at the V.A.Hospital are great. Years ago, I, Renee Ashley Baker, worked briefly at a V.A. Hospital. I got promoted in just 3 months from a GS-2 to a GS-3 (I was a “clerk typist”).
I’d like to suggest to you an “online university” that you could attend (via computer) for two years; then, after two years you’d be ready to obtain your Bachelor’s Degree at a traditional college.
I am writing this “open letter” hoping that two of my St. Louis companies (Nestle Purina and Gateway Computers) will give you a “scholarship” and a “computer and printer set up” to help you with your “online studies”.
Once Again Best Wishes,
Signed
Renee Ashley Baker

WHAT ARE THEY FIGHTING FOR?

Let’s NOT forget the 25th Anniversary of the Fall of the Berlin Wall….

Berlin Wall Microsoft Art Collection

(above, Bill Gate’s Microsoft Art Collection contains a section of “the wall” donated by Daimler-Benz).

Berlin Wall CIA Headquarters at Langley

(above, Not one but THREE sections of “the wall” can be seen on tours of CIA headquarters in Langley Virginia)

MEET THE BIONIC MAN….
Amazing new “smart” prosthetic devices are changing the lives amputees.
When Luke Skywalker donned a cybernetic hand in “The Empire Strikes Back” to replace the limb he’d lost in a duel with Darth Vader, fully functional prostheses seemed squarely in the realm of science fiction.

Genium Otto Block Leg medical breakthrough

(above, The Bionic Man wearing The Genium–a prosthetic leg that has a “microprocessor controlled knee”–made by German manufacturer Otto Block). In the past few years, though, prosthetic technology has progressed far beyond simple “stick and hook” designs. The newest prostheses, both commercial and experimental closely mimic natural limbs in function and responsiveness and…they are proving their worth in everyday tasks, combat missions, even Olympic races. By detecting the user’s intent (and then adjusting accordingly) the most sophisticated replacement limbs can make almost as many complex movements as their wearers can imagine. “Everything is intuitive” says Levi Hargrove, director of the Neural Engineering for Prosthetics and Orthotics Laboratory at the Rehabilitation Institute of Chicago. “Patients are able to walk around normally as if they’re using their own legs”).
BELOW THE BIONIC BABY? (One Year Old Baby With Prosthetic Leg).

Cute One Year Old with prosthetic leg

What Makes A Hero by Elizabeth Svoboda

Above, “What Makes A Hero? The Surprising Science of Selflessness” by Elizabeth Svoboda

NOW…TO DONATE AND SUPPORT OUR HEROES…
Wounded Warrior Project….

Wounded Warrior Project

TO DONATE VISIT: https://support.woundedwarriorproject.org/default.aspx?tsid=1143&ovr_acv_id=1398&campaignSource=ONLINE&source=BS14107P

AND….ON A WING AND A PRAYER?

Civil War jacket found after Hurricane Sandy

(above, West Point Jacket that was discovered n a New Jersey Beach after Hurricane Sandy in 2012. The jacket was eventually reunited with its owner’s widow thanks to Facebook! Read at:
http://news.yahoo.com/lost-military-jacket-found-post-sandy-nj-beach-103848150.html

NOW …A LIST OF THINGS YOU CAN DO NOW….

TO SUPPORT OUR SOLDIERS:

Anheuser-Busch

BUDWEISER THE KING OF BEERS (OF ST. LOUIS AND BELGIUM)
Anheuser Busch was founded in 1872, by Adolph Busch, in St. Louis, Mo
Click Here: http://newsroom.anheuser-busch.com/meet-eric-dresser-u-s-navy-veteran-and-anheuser-busch-employee/

TO FIND A PAYING JOB

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VISIT: MILITARY COM
http://www.military.com/veteran-jobs

TO VOLUNTEER (UNTIL YOU FIND A PAYING JOB)

Team Rubicon

TEAM RUBICOM DISASTER RESPONSE RUN BY A VETERAN WITH VETERANS
http://www.teamrubiconusa.org/

TO CHALLENGE THE RETIRED FIGHTING MEN WHO HAVE A “SCIENTIFIC MIND”

Alan Alda as Capt Hawkeye Pierce

TAKE HAWKEYE PIERCE’S SCIENTIFIC CHALLENGE
http://www.centerforcommunicatingscience.org/the-flame-challenge-2/for-scientists/

NOW…GREAT PRODUCTS FOR RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S VETERANS…
THE PREMIER CARE WALK IN BATHS….

Premier Care Walk In Baths

RENEE’S ASHLEY BAKER’S FAVORITE WATCH FOR VETERANS:
AT&T’S MARTIAN NOTIFIER WATCH…IT BEATS THE PEBBLE WATCH HANDS DOWN…I MEAN –ER– EARS UP…

AT & T Martian Notifier Watch

VISIO’S 50 INCH LED M SERIES SMART TV WITH 3D

Vizio 50 inch LED M Series Smart 3D TV

NOKIA LUMIA 8 INCH TABLET AT AMAZON COM

Nokia Lumia 8 inch Tablet at Amazon

NOW…MORE “HONOR” FOR MY “FOUR LEGGED SOLDIERS”….

SOF K9 Memorial

(above, sculpture of a life-size Bronze Belgian Malinois that was designed by Lena Toritch for the SOF/Special Operations Forces “K9 Memorial Museum”. The statue stands at the Airborne and Special Operations Museum in Fayetteville, N.C.;near Fort Bragg).
The U.S. Armed Forces officially began using dogs in World War II. Today, over 2,000 working dogs serve in U.S. military operations around the globe with about 600 in combat zones. Most are Belgian Malinois or Dutch or German shepherds. (In 2009, a Belgian Malinois named Cairo, received “official recognition” for participating in the raid that killed Osama bin Laden)….But, even among these exceptional dogs (who can run at speeds of 35 mph and can have up to a 270-degree field of vision) only a small percentage make the “final cut” for SOF after six to 12 months of military training.

Below, “Lucca” a decorated (“purple heart”?) mine sniffing heroine.

Lucca with handlers

Lucca

Lucca the War Dog is now in “retirement” with her “first handler” Staff Sgt Chris, his wife Jill, 5 year old Michael, 7 year old Claire and of course Lucca.

LOVE DOGS?
View photos of SOF dogs in training and in combat or learn about “adopting” a retired military dog (or supporting deployed dog teams). Visit:
www uswardog org
www parade com/dogsofwar

Top Dog by Maria Goodavage

OR…To Read More About The Story Of Lucca pre-order: “Top Dog” (at Amazon com Bookstore).

NOW…MORE WAYS TO SUPPORT OUR FIGHTING HEROES….

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Support the USO Warrior and Family Centers at Fort Belvoir, VA and Bethseda Maryland.
These new USO Centers offer troops and their families a place of “respite” outside the hospital–where they can learn new life-building skills, cook meals with family members and relax with fellow troops, all in a home-lie atmosphere.

U S Marine Mster Sgt Willliam Spanky Gibson

(above, USO Warrior and Family Center “poster soldier” Marine Master Sgt. Wiliam “Spanky” Gibson. Master Sgt. Gibson, who was wounded by a sniper in Ramadi, Iraq in 2006, was the first “above-the-knee” amputee to return to active duty in Iraq and the first non-commissioned officer to be honored with a Congressional Fellowship.)

GIFTS FOR THE “VETERAN” (THIS CHRISTMAS):

Breitling Navitimer 46m

Breitling’s New “Navitimer” 46mm

MontBlanc Time Walker

MontBlanc’s New “Time Walker” Extreme Chronograph (with DLC)

USBhubBattleship

Walker Art Flash Drive (A five-USB-port battleship; Buy at: walkerart org)

Hoodie

ReneeAB9’s CELTIC LION “MANLY MAN” Hoodies and Sweatshirts (For that “Manly Man”); Buy Now for Christmas at: http://www.Zazzle.com/ReneeAB9

BELOW….THE HOUSE THAT CHANEL BOUGHT….(RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S HOUSE)

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WHO’S THE WISE GUY THAT PUT THIS “AVATAR” ON HERE ?????

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“WHERE’D  THAT  AVATAR GO ?”

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**Special Thanks to Parade, USA Weekend, and the Saturday Evening Post.

THE TIME MACHINE….IS IT REAL? View Video Below also now at LULU ! “Irma’s House of Numbers” : A Special Limited Edition)

February 13, 2014

NOW AVAILABLE ON LULU !

HARDBACK…SPECIAL EDITION….$24.95….

“IRMA’S HOUSE OF NUMBERS (COUNTING THE KENNEDY CONSPIRACY)”

by

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER

(click on photo of President JFK below to buy….)

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Philip Seymour Hoffman

HE PORTRAYED LITTLE DILL HARRIS…..

Philip Seymour Hoffman as Capote

R.I.P.

Philip Seymour Hoffman

(July 23, 1967 – February 2, 2014 )

Dead at age 47 …. Of A Heroin Overdose

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French Riviera

When I, Renee Ashley Baker, was 8/1/2 years old in St. Louis Missouri, I’d sit on the lounge chair by the swimming pool that was in the backyard of my Mother’s “mini-mansion” . (As I’ve previously stated, the “mini-mansion” was owned by my Mother the Beautiful Mrs A/B….). I, Renee Ashley Baker, am looking forward to once again sitting on lounge chairs…this time on the French Riviera where I can see the “Meditteranean Sea” from my back yard….

SO….I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be leaving for France in June and hopefully, I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be STARRING IN a “Dating Show” where I will “date rich MEN”. (The show would be shown on worldwide satellite TV…maybe France satellite TV or maybe Direct TV satellite TV)… And I, Renee Ashley Baker, will also be launching ERMA FRENCH PERFUME AND DESIGN in Paris France hopefully with The Wertheimers owning 70%…..

St Louis at night
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NOW….FOR PRESIDENTS’ DAY….

President John F Kennedy pencil

A Special Limited Edition of “Irma’s House Of Numbers (Counting The Kennedy Conspiracy)” …NEW MATERIAL ADDED!

FINALLY–An Answer To The 50 Year Old Question: WHO KILLED JFK?

Click (above) to BUY….
Cost $19.99 (A Selz ebook) or Cost $24.99 (A LuLu hardback)…

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PLEASE LEARN MORE ABOUT “SELZ” …SELZ IS HEADQUARTERED IN SIDNEY AUSTRALIA….

CLICK ON SELZ LOGO ABOVE….AND CLICK ON LINK BELOW (FOR “REVIEWS”)

http://www.merchantmaverick.com/shopping-cart-software-reviews/selz-review/

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(SCROLL DOWN FOR VALENTINE’S DAY….)

#John F. Kennedy Assassination: 50th Anniversary; #November 22, 1963, #President John F. Kennedy (plus ObamaCare News: How To Fix Obama Care aka Senator Kennedy Care)

November 19, 2013

Photo of Ruby shooting Oswald taken by Robert H Jackson

WILL HIS DAUGHTER TELL BIG LIES ?
SHOOK EM UP AND THREW BIG DICE
ONE IN HER LEFT HAND ONE IN HER RIGHT
SHOOK EM UP AND THREW “SNAKE EYES”

(The above historic photo was taken by Robert H. Jackson. In it you see James Robert Leavelle holding his prisoner (Lee Harvey Oswald) as he (LHO) is being SHOT by Jack Ruby’s 38 Colt COBRA)….

“Snake Eyes (THE POEM)” by Renee Ashley Baker. Copyright 2013 by Renee Ashley Baker

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Definition of “V.O.”: ROYAL VICTORIAN ORDER ….

Click On “Brackets” Above to buy:”IRMA’S HOUSE OF NUMBERS (COUNTING THE KENNEDY CONSPIRACY)”

President John F Kennedy profile

Click on photo of President John F. Kennedy above to View My “Photo Treatise”.

and on Twitter

Twitter

Please feel welcome to “make comments” or “give opinions” on my new Kennedy TW page. (You may also RETWEET my “links” to your own Twitter followers). Click on T above to visit my new page….

and on Facebook:

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Please feel welcome to “make comments” or “give opinions” on my new Kennedy FB page. (You may also REPOST my posts for your own Facebook followers). Click on FB above to visit my new page….

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re: OBAMACARE aka SENATOR KENNEDY CARE

Health Care

November 19, 2013

re: How To Fix Obama Care aka Senator Kennedy Care

BACKSTORY: When I, Renee Ashley Baker, was a little girl living in St. Louis Missouri my Mother (Irma/Erma) had a very good (excellent) pediatrician for me (named Dr. Nash who practiced at Barnes Jewish Hospital in St. Louis Missouri).

I. If the HealthCare Gov website isn’t “fixed” by November 31st here are Renee Ashley Baker’s suggestions:
1. Four (4) “Call Centers” taking inbound calls only should be set up (4 call centers taking calls for Northern, Southern, Eastern, and Western states). The “Call Center Worker” would give the Customer a special “CONTROL NUMBER”. (Deadline for “sign up” should be extended to September 1, 2014).
2. Four (4) Websites would be “divided” into 4 regions of the country (North, South, East, West). Based on where the Customer lives the “Customer” would (a) “sign up for an account” on one of the four websites (that is the Customer would “open an account”); then (b) the Customer would put in his or her “Control Number”; and (c) the Customer would then Buy….(Health Insurance Coverage).
SEE…SIMPLE !
Signed
Renee Ashley Baker aka Renee AB 9 aka Erma French Perfume and Design

U S Senator Edward M Kennedy 2

Sir Edward M. Kennedy aka Senator Edward M. Kennedy

and…..

re: RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S LAWSUIT

Lawsuit

I, Renee Ashley Baker, am expecting to SETTLE (for $35 Million to $50 Million) or SUE a DC Lobbyist (for $150 Million)

BELOW: VIETNAM WAR MEMORIAL

Viet Nam War

(SCROLL DOWN FOR MY VETERAN’S DAY POST: “LADY BEHIND THE SOLDIER: A SOLDIER’S STORY”)

NEWS SHOW PROPOSAL…..Renee Ashley Baker’s fee is $1 Million Dollars Per Week for 26 Weeks….plus Sarah Palin, Donald Trump, First Lady Michelle Obama and more….)

June 26, 2013

Ship-in-a-Bottle

President John F Kennedy in the navy

“SANG THE MUSES”
by Renee Ashley Baker

Lyrics and Melody by Renee Ashley Baker
Copyright 2013 by Renee Ashley Baker

Lovely Cinderella lost her shoe at the Ball
Ship found in the Bottle, popped the cork, the sails grew Tall
Let Her stand with Nemo he’ll take Her hand upon the Sea
Strait up from the Bottom, they’ll see JACK cause he’ll be ME

(CHORUS)
Sang the muses, Sang the muses
Sang the muses, Sang the muses
Sang the music, Sang the music
Sang the music, Sang the music
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*This song is to be sung with a heavy Irish brogue…..

(I, Renee Ashley Baker, began this song two years ago. It is still not finished, however, I’ve decided to post this one “verse” for the 4th of July. HOPE YOU LIKE IT !)

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click on photo of Renee Ashley Baker below to view new website….

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SHOUT OUT

Shout Out To Hughes Direct TV, ABC TV, New York Times, and Fox News/News Corp:

Once my “lawsuit has settled” and I, Renee Ashley Baker, am “available”….I, Renee Ashley Baker would like to do a “News Show”. My “news show” would air weekly (on TV) and be 1 hour long. I’d do 26 shows. The “Broadcaster” (the TV NETWORK) would own the shows. I’d want a 26-52 show contract. What is Renee Ashley Baker’s asking fee? Renee Ashley Baker’s fee will be $1 million per week (or $26 Million Dollars). And…I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be granted: Approval of Guest Stars, Wardrobe Approval of Guest Stars, Weekly Script Approval, Director Approval, Producer Approval, and Location Approval (the location to be my house in The Hamptons). And—no to a “pilot” as I, Renee Ashley Baker, will not do a pilot….my Ustream TV show will be my “audition tape” if an audition is needed. And…I do not, NOT want to do a “radio show” so no–NO–to Mel Karmazin. NO TO MEL KARMAZIN….

and….

also for Renee Ashley Baker

THE HOUSE THAT JACK BUILT….

mans blue bathroom

womans white bathroom

If–If–I, Renee Ashley Baker, were to “build a house” I, Renee Ashley Baker, will “build it in France”. It (the house) will probably cost around $4.5 million dollars. I will put two bathrooms inside my “master bedroom”. One bathroom for HIM and the other bathroom for HER (see photos above of Renee Ashley Baker’s in white and “HIS” in blue).

now…

finally….

MISTAKES I’VE MADE

(aka “Renee Ashley Baker’s Biggest Mistakes….”)

#1 SARAH PALIN…

Sarah “plain” but not tall …Sarah Palin is little bitty and small….(PALIN IS AN ANAGRAM FOR “PLAIN”)

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Sarah Palin is just a “4-eyed-poli-sci-nerd”. Sarah Palin is still just an “unqualified” “inadequate” “DOG” who is vastly “inferior” to a Harvard/Columbia educated man like President Barack Obama. (Remember how Sarah Palin didn’t even have, in her closet, a wardrobe appropriate for an “IMPORTANT WOMAN”? The Republican Party had to “rush” Sarah Palin to “fancy stores” and buy her “something to wear” !)

#2 MICHELLE BACHMANN

MICHELLE BACHMANN (BACHMAN’S ANAGRAM IS “C BAN HAM” ?)

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Michelle Bachmann is a “stupid jackass”. WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG MICHELLE?

I, Renee Ashley Baker, want the public to know that it was Me and my sister(the beautiful Miss M) who picked the “other” Michelle for the “WH”…. (the other Michelle being Michelle Obama….)

#3 MELANIE GRIFFITH

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Melanie Griffith and Tippi Hedren are both “CRAP”. Melanie Griffith and Antonio Banderas will not, NOT be having anything to do with Renee Ashley Baker’s “Hampton’s house purchase”. (In other words they will not be “purchasing” Renee Ashley Baker’s Hampton’s house). And…when I, Renee Ashley Baker, do get the $26 million I, Renee Ashley Baker, will not, NOT “pay Melanie and Antonio”. Melanie, Antonio, and Tippi all need to “set up a meth lab” and stop the “criminals of Denver and criminals of Englewood” from “extorting/coercing” money for the three of them! ! !

#4 VAN DIESEL

Nobody in Colorado had better mention the name Van Diesel to me again or I’m going to The Feds (the ones in New York).

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Vin Diesel is a “punk ass”….Also still “no” to Nicholas Cage, no to B-actor Ben Affleck, “no” to B-actor Mathew Mccaughnahay.

THE NEW OLD BOY “FRAT HOUSE”….

#5 JACK WELCH

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Like I said–Jack Welch will not, not be “running–nor financing– a company for Renee Ashley Baker”.

#6 DONALD TRUMP

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“The Donald” (aka “But He Don’t Got No Birth Certificate !”)

There is more wrong here than just the “toupee”. Donald Trump will also not, “NOT be running–nor financing–a company for Renee Ashley Baker”.

#7 ROBERT DeNIRO

Denver/Englewood will “stop” STOP trying to “do business with Robert DeNiro” via Renee Ashley Baker.

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Why is it always the “same three” that “crooks” try to run a “sideways fraud” with ? It is always: Robert DeNiro, Sylvester Stallone or George Clooney. (So, no to Robert DeNiro, no to Sylvester Stallone, and no to George Clooney).

#8 MITT ROMNEY

MITT ROMNEY (aka “That Old Black Magic Underwear”)

Mitt Romney needs to keep his underwear on and his “mouth shut”…

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Mitt Romney will also not, NOT be running–financing–a company for Renee Ashley Baker. These “broke conservatives” are not, NOT going to be “getting a movie studio via Renee Ashley Baker”. For one reason my sister (the beautiful Miss M) can’t stand “conservatives”. And…the other reason is because–I, Renee Ashley Baker, do not, NOT want to be “Denesh DeSouza” and make only $25 million dollar “conservative movie goer box offices”.

No to Hugh Hewitt (and no to Mrs. Hewitt aka “Go Fetch”); no to Rush Limbaugh, no to Glenn Beck, no to Sean Hannity, and still “NO” to Rick Santorum. Also “NO” to Marco Rubio and “NO” to Rudy Giuliani. (I, Renee Ashley Baker, am for Hilary Clinton for President in 2016….)

SO…..

NEW VIDEO plus Happy St. Patrick’s Day 2013….The Ides of March…PLUS “The Spoiled Princess” aka Owner of Erma French Perfume and Design(with The Wertheimers?)

March 4, 2013

Godess Hera

“I Do It For The Gods (And The Goddesses)….

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President Kennedy sailing on his yacht Honey Fitz 2

WANT TO BOOK A CRUISE AND SAIL LIKE “JFK ON THE HONEY FITZ”?

(Just Click On Photo Of President Kennedy Above To Go To My Completed Cruise Page….)

plus….plus….plus….

NEW ! NEW ! NEW !

Video Cam

( To View My New Video Click On Video Cam Above)

Lady Allegro  HBB

(To View Lady Allegro New Website Click On Lady Allegro above)

Silver and Gold Kennedy Half Dollars

Silver & Gold Kennedy Half Dollars by the Danbury Mint. To Buy Click On President JFK above….)

AND…..

No I Won’t Be Doing Any Business With Rudy Guliani (Because….He’s A Talking Toilet….aka not with POTUS OBAMA)

ANYWAY….

BACK TO ST. PADDY’S DAY….

HAPPY ST. PATRICK’S DAY TO MY KENNEDYS….(MY FAMILY)

John Ted and Robert Kennedy

Below Renee Ashley Baker’s Mother — The Beautiful Mrs A (wearing real Diamonds and real Gold)

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plus…plus….plus….

Renee Ashley Baker’s Knight….

Sir Edward M Kennedy

“He Lived To Comb Grey Hair”

Sir Edward M Kennedy

NOW….HOW ABOUT….

THE EMERALD ISLE ?

Ashford Castle Hotel in Ireland

To Plan Your Trip To The Emerald Island….

Try Literary Ireland, SmithsonianJourneysSMC.org

NOW….

FOR SALE: UPPER EAST SIDE TOWNHOME
(designed by Toshiro Mori)
8 Bedrooms and 8 Baths
Square Feet: 10,000 Cost: $35 Million
Contact: Brown Harris Stevens 212 906 9207

Upper_East_Side_townhouse_by Toshiko Mori at Brown Harris Stevens

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THE REPUBLICAN PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE FOR 2016?

Ooops ! There He Goes !

Sinkhole Swallows Man Sleeping In Bedroom

(Sinkhole Swallows Man….Plus….Did he have just a high school education? )

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Now….

Renee Ashley Baker as Lady Allegro (Lady Royal)

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USTREAM….

WOMAN IN THE HAMPTONS (RENEE: THE SPOILED PRINCESS)

My Father (Mr. Ashley) was a Mason; My Mother (Mrs. Ashley) was an Eastern Star; and I was born in the rich Jewish Hospital (of the BARNES). My name will be Chanel (#5); the Marcus’ (of the Neiman) will be my family; and all around ME there will be the Janis Spindel MEN who will give me, buy me, do me (and SPOIL ME rotten)….My breakfast (always strawberries and cream); and my dinner Lobster Thermadour served on AEGEAN plates with Tiffany & Co earrings dangling from my ears. I will be “doing it all” with New York (New York Society) and that–THAT–is the point. I will have an “out of court settlement” (of $3 Million – $5 Million Dollars) to teach a “Broke Down Cowtown/Shantytown” (full of SICKOS) to “keep its hands OFF of what it does not own”….and..THAT is also the point !

Renee Ashley Baker The Mermaid 2013

Renee Ashley Baker’s Bedroom ….? (FOR “RICH” MEN ONLY)

Renee Ashley Bakers Bed Room

BYE YALL…..

Below “The Aegen”

Aegean Dinnerware from Neiman Marcus

Now Scroll Down For More of Lady Allegro…..

New National Debt Solution ! (“The Baker Plan”) plus a Man to take me shopping? YEP!

November 26, 2012

FYI:

Renee Ashley Baker will “hopefully” work in Paris France for The Wertheimers and for “Erma French Perfume and Design”…..

Chanel 5 Perfume

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NOW, NOW, NOW

Guess Whose Welsh ?

My Grandmother — My Mother’s Mother (Mrs. Calvert) is a descendent of an English “Baron” from The New World ….

My Other Grandmother — My Father’s Mother (Mrs. Ashley) is of Welsh descent ….

As is the FABULOUS….

Dame Shirley Bassey

(Dame Shirley Bassey)

“Who Will Wear The Crown…Turn It Upside Down…Make The World Go Round…”
–lyrics by Renee Ashley Baker

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December 1, 2012

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Below…Happy Cyber Monday Shopping

For THEM

“A Castle Far Away” (at 2901…..Jamestown Court)

Castletown Geoghegan Ireland
8 Bedrooms, 7 Baths, 11,650 sq ft.
Cost: $3.9 Million
CONTACT: 2901 (Sherry FitzGerald Real Estate 011353-1-230 2901)

and….and…and…

For HIM the “Jag XL 2012”

(Cost: $79,000 to Buy; $799 per month to Lease)

#JaguarUSA com

AND….

For HER…. Fur

Fur, of course. Fur with Irish Crochet (a Pinterest photo below)

#NeimanMarcus com, #Barneys com, #J Mendel com

For Children

#BoutiqueForChildren com

AND

FOR POOCH

#FetchDogFashions com

and

For Help (On The Skin)

Renee Ashley Baker’s favorite product to be a spokesmodel for….

#CremedelaMer com

and

For Help (On The Road)

The Roadside Assistant R148

#HerringtonCatalog com

Other CYBER MONDAY Shopping Sites:

For “INSPIRATION”….A BOOK (by a #Harvard Business School Prof)

#Amazon com

For A Holiday Photo Book by Yourself (To Use Those Thanksgiving and Christmas Photos)

MyPublisher com

For an “INSIGNIA” (Buy First Sergeant Stripes “Earrings” On Ebay)

#Ebay com

For GIVING PARTIES… Beluga Caviar Cake (and other holiday party food)

#Petrossian com

Did you know that all 364 “items” mentioned in the “12 Days Of Christmas” cost over $96,000?

HERE ARE SOME OF RENEE’S FAVORITE #CYBER MONDAY SHOPPING SITES:

http://www.NeimanMarcus com
http://www.Barneys com
http://www.BedandBreakfast com
http://www.Amazon com
http://www.Dubliwelecome com
http://www.RedEnvelope com
http://www.Bluefly com
www SheFinds com
http://www.FatWallet com
http://www.RetailMeNot com

RENEE’S FAVORITE CYBER MONDAY COMPANIES?

For Tiffany & Co “Diamonds”

#Tiffany com

For Louis Vuitton Tote Bags

#Louis Vuitton.com

and

My Mother’s Favorite “Crocodile Bag” (and other Chanel items)

# Chanel.com

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now…now…now….FOR

THE NEW CORPORATION
by
Renee Ashley Baker

PROBLEM: $16 Trillion in National Debt
(National Debt Holders hold $16 trillion in T-bills and T-bonds from the U.S. Treasury).

SOLUTION: A Debt for Debt SWAP
(The “National Debt Holder” would be offered an oppurtunity to TRADE/SWAP their T-bills/T-bonds for “x-number” of shares/bills/bonds (at equal dollar value) in a new corporation.
A NEW CORPORATION that would train then EMPLOY millions of “out of work” Americans).

I. NOW GET ME:
The T-bill/T-bond holder (aka –the NDH–aka the National Debt Holder) would NO LONGER BE OWED MONEY from the U.S. Treasury. The T-bill/T-bond holder would own shares of a NEW CORPORATION. (It would be a Non-Publicly Traded corporation so that stock brokers can’t “churn” stock value down).

II. FINANCING
This NEW CORPORATION would be funded (capitalized) by (a) Bank Loans from all of the major American Banks and by (b) Congress. $1-2 Billion Dollars would be allotted by Congress from the U.S. Treasury. (Remember–this won’t raise “the debt” as the U.S. Treasury will “no longer owe” National Debt Holders who agree to Trade/Swap their T-bills/T-bonds for new).

III. GOVERNANCE AND EXECUTIVES
The NEW CORPORATION would assemble a Board of Directors. Twelve “notables” such as: A Congressman, a Bank Chairman, an Economist, an Investment Banker, a Socialogist, an Environmentalist, a Marketing Executive, an Advertising Executive, a Manufacturing Executive, a Human Resource Executive, an OSHA Specialist, and 1 other.

IV. MISSION STATEMENT
(A) To “satisfy” National Debt Holders.
(B) To “train and employ” millions of Unemployed Americans.

V. HIRING AND TRAINING
FOUR WEBSITES would be designed and “put on” the world wide web (a North Region, South Region, East Region and West Region). Those AMERICANS who want to work would “REGISTER” on one of the four websites (using their Name, their Address, their ID/Driver’s License number, and– their “Unemployment ID” number).

VI. LOCATIONS
There would be 50 “locations”. Each “State” would have it’s own MANUFACTURING PLANT and TRAINING CENTER. Of course there would be no union–absolutely NO TRADE UNIONS !

VII. PARTNER COMPANIES (aka SUPPLIERS)
The NEW CORPORATION would allow “new businesses” (those in business 3 years or less) to obtain CONTRACTS (with the U.S. Government) to SUPPLY office items, office equipment, work clothes, lunch catering trucks as well as “Nuts and Bolts”. The NEW CORPORATION would solicit “bidding” through a website specially created for this purpose.

VIII. THE PRODUCT
The American Public will always want to save money, cut their budget, lower their monthly bills. What–is needed– is a “PRODUCT” to help Americans cut their ever rising “heat and utility” bills. Therefore—Millions of UNEMPLOYED AMERICANS would be :
(a) Trained to Manufacture Solar Panels.
(b) Trained to Install Solar Panels (on roof tops).

IX. NOW WAIT !
So far–SOLAR has not taken off (except for one solar company which installs solar panels on roofs then charges a monthly fee for “Solar Energy Usage” (just like a public utility does). Solar IS the way of the future. But WHY–hasn’t it been done right? Is it that NOBODY wants to “Buck Up Against” the utility companies? Well, the NEW CORPORATION would be a U.S. Government “organized and funded” Solar Energy Utility….
HOW–you ask–will this NEW CORPORATION make money? The answer: Two Ways.

1. By SELLING Solar Panel (roofing) to American home owners.

2. By LEASING Solar Panel Energy. (By CHARGING American home owners a monthly “Solar Energy Usage Fee” just like a public utility does).

The NEW CORPORATION would have, literally, millions and millions of CUSTOMERS.

X. THE NAME ? (Of the New Corporation ?)
“U. S. SOLAR (NDH)”

Of course, the name is similar to the great name U. S. STEEL….

XI. DISCLOSURE: My company “Solstice Ventures” would produce TV Commercials for the new U. S. Solar NDH (NDH stands for National Debt Holder…..)
BY THE WAY: Wouldn’t This New Corporation Plan Be Great For “SPACE EXPLORATION” ? And take the place of NASA?
Need I Say It? Okay, I Will: “BEAM ME UP SCOTTi”

Signed/Authored by:
RENEE ASHLEY BAKER
(November 22, 2012)

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LOST THEN FOUND?

A former prisoner turned Chapel painter paints a portrait of assassinated President JFK, the painting gets lost and isn’t found again for 49 years? Sounds like fiction? It’s not. It’s a true story. Check Yahoo front page headlines for details.

FIRST DESIGN? First White–view Renee’s first design below (plus “History Makers” and About Proctor & Gamble and Erma French Perfume & Design)

June 29, 2012

Chateau Blanc by Renee Ashley Baker (for the “modern art” crowd ?)

The pattern–above– is Renee Ashley Baker’s first “design” . Do you like it? “Chateau Blanc” is the name of my first “bed and bath collection”. The towels will be huge–fluffy and soft; the bed sheets will be 500-1000 thread count of pure Egyptian cotton. (There will be three different patterns in each “collection”)…. The fabric mills will be located in France or in China or in Hong Kong. Hopefully–the Wertheimers will buy 70% ownership of my company “Erma French Perfume and Design” which–will be headquartered in Paris France.

now…

Mr. Chow’s (for Renee Ashley Baker’s first date with a Janis Spindel MAN in New York ? )

AND….more on Renee Ashley Baker (and Men in New York )

WEDDING BELLS TO RING ?

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER IS LOOKING FOR THAT JEWISH, BILLIONAIRE IN JANIS SPINDEL’S NEW YORK ROLODEX……

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Open Letter

Proctor & Gamble has been with my Mother’s House since I, Renee Ashley Baker, was a little girl. I’ll always have Proctor & Gamble and I would love to work for Proctor & Gamble as a Spokesmodel…..

“Years ago (in the 1980’s) I, Renee Ashley Baker, always used Olay Night Cream and really loved the product”….

HOWEVER….should I not be able to “reach an agreement” with Proctor & Gamble I’d like to be considered by my other wonderful products….such as:

now…About Erma French Perfume and Design….

I. The Owners:
Renee Ashley Baker (30%) and hopefully, the Owner’s of Chanel Corp (70%)

II. Where Products Sold:
Eastern and Western Europe (in fine department stores).
The United States (at Neiman Marcus and possibly, possibly Lord & Taylor, Dillards, Bloomingdales, and of course Macy’s).

III. Pricing:
Perfume: $300 – $1,000 an ounce
Bed Linens (French Milled): $150 (a one set package) and $350 (for a two set package)

IV. Jewelry (Ashley Lane Jewelers)
$3000 – $100,000 (sold hopefully at Cartier; Bailey Banks Biddle, Tiffany & Co, and Neiman Marcus)

V. Crocodile Handbags “The Irmigard” (hopefully Tiffany & Co)
$3000 – $9,000
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and….

(October 12, 1935 to July 17, 2012)
William Raspberry
Pulitzer Prize Winning Washington Post Columnist Born In Okalona Mississippi….

NOW…VIEW VIDEOS BY RENEE ASHLEY BAKER

CLICK ON ALBUM COVER BELOW TO VIEW NEW “RENEE ASHLEY BAKER” VIDEO….

T is for Time–T is for Tamburada
starring
Renee Ashley Baker

I, Renee Ashley Baker, made “this” video on Sunday night (July 15, 2012). I had started another video but dropped that one because I wasn’t sure what the male singer was really singing about (smoking dope or doing a particular sex act). Anyway–I liked “this” music (another free download) and I used it….The group “Tamburada” is from NORWAY…..

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(above, Limo ride To DIA Airport then on to NYC and then on to Paris France)….

re: Corporate Sponsors, Spokesmodel Work, and Foundation Contributors

1. CORPORATE SPONSORS—I, Renee Ashley Baker, am seeking “Corporate Sponsors” for my “Internet TV Christmas Series” (5 episodes to be taped in New York or Paris France in November to be broadcast on “internet TV” during the month of December)….I need two (2) companies to pay $50,0000 each. The two companies combined will own 20% of the “5 Episode Series”. (I will be contacting several corporations via email–about this “internet TV project”).

2. SPOKESMODEL WORK: I, Renee Ashley Baker , am seeking “Spokesmodel Work”. I am seeking a “modeling contract” for $500,000 to $1,000,000. You will be able to “hire me (Renee Ashley Baker)” through my representative (hopefully to be Ford Modeling, Click Model Management, or Wilhelmina)….

3. SHOUT OUT TO VICTORIA: I, Renee Ashley Baker, would like Mrs. Edward M. Kennedy to “contribute” $2.5 Million Dollars to The Erma Foundation (which will have offices in Paris France and New York City or Boston).

4. No to Jada Pinkett, No to Katie Holmes, No to Jennfer Lopez, No to Angelina Jolie, No to Julia Roberts, No to Meryl Streep, No to Madonna, NO to broke Melanie and broke Tippi, and No to Oprah Winfrey, and NO to “commercial real estate” in California (as I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be MOVING TO FRANCE). “NO” to all others that I, Renee Ashley Baker, have previously said “NO” to.

NOW VIEW MY LATEST VIDEO BELOW….

New Video! Made LAST Friday Night…I hope “Virginia’s son” likes it…..
Click on Video Camera Below To View Renee Ashley Baker’s New Video….

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NOW…..

MOVIES YOU NEED TO SEE THIS 4TH OF JULY HOLIDAY….

and…

JEWELRY YOU NEED TO OWN NOW….

Renee Ashley Baker will hopefully will become a “jewelry designer” (for Ashley Lane Jewelers and a handbag designer for Tiffany & Co)…..

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HOUSES YOU NEED TO BUY NOW…. BLAIR LAIR?

On the market in Peapack New Jersey for just $4.9 million. It has 60,000 sq ft, 31 bedrooms, 14 baths, 5 half baths and 34 acres. It was built in 1903 for financier C. Ledyard Blair….

Gilded Age Grandeur

and also for sale now …. ONE OF THE ORIGINAL CASE STUDY HOUSES

P.S. The Case Study House now on the market was Built in Ojai in 1959 by architect RODNEY WALKER….Did you know that Ojai is the hometown of the Bionic Woman?

And…Just what may have been said in the Case Study House? How about…..

Hey Marge! (No–not THAT Marge…the one below)
click on furnishings below to visit one of Renee Ashley Baker’s favorite interior designers….

HOUSES RENEE ASHLEY BAKER WOULD LIKE TO SEE…

above, the home of Russian born Fashion Designer Leon Max (Easton Nest)

plus….Renee Ashley Baker would like to see:

In London
Buckingham Palace

In New York State
in Southampton
Russell Simmons house (his wife is from St. Louis)
in Bedord
Hi Low Farm
in New York City
Caroline Kennedy’s apartment
Renee Rockefeller’s (The Riverkeeper’s) apartment
The Dupont apartment
Henry and Nancy Kissinger’s apartment
Barbra Walters apartment
Mr. and Mrs George Stephanopoulas apartment
Aileen Mehle’s apartment
In Paris France
The Wertheimer Brothers houses
Karl Lagerfeld’s house
The Rothschilds’ house
The Chandon Family’s house

Click on Sotheby’s below for Houses For Sale….

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MATCHMAKERS THE WEALTHY NEED TO HIRE….

Janis Spindel (the Millionaire Matchmaker) is Renee Ashley Baker’s matchmaker (I’m looking for a MAN!)…..

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PHOTOGRAPHERS THE FAMOUS NEED TO MEET

A Self-Portrait of Photographer Steven Meisel?

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MAGAZINES RENEE ASHLEY BAKER (HAS) TO BE FEATURED ON…..

Town & Country, W, Vanity Fair, Architectural Digest, Vogue and Harper’s Bazaar

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STARS YOU NEED TO WATCH SHINE NOW….

Five Time Broadway Tony Winner Audra McDonald…..

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TOURIST ATTRACTIONS YOU NEED TO VISIT THIS SUMMER….

Did you know that George Washington penned 22,000 letters?

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ART COLLECTING WEBSITES YOU NEED TO VISIT NOW….

Renee Ashley Baker would like Sotheby’s auction house to sell (auction) 9 of her photographs to a European Art Collector….

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A NEW FB ADDRESS

Renee Ashley Baker has a new FB address: http://www.facebook.com/renee.a.baker.9
(CLICK ON “CHANGE OF ADDRESS” CARD ABOVE)….TO GO TO RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S NEW FACEBOOK ADDRESS….

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AND…LAST BUT NOT LEAST….

FASHIONS YOU NEED TO WEAR NOW …click on “MODEL” below to view fashion video….

OTHER VIDEOS YOU MAY LIKE:

View “Wildlife in HD” by Renee Ashley Baker (click on Running Horse Below)

“Infrared” starring Renee Ashley Baker (click on Lips below)

Renee Ashley Baker On Video (click on Renee Below)

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Renee Ashley Baker will be “moving to France” to launch “Erma French Perfume and Design” hopefully with the Owners of Chanel…..

NEW PHOTOS ADDED BELOW–Christmas 2011 with Renee and her Relatives and Friends (plus Shopping,Partying,Going,Doing,Viewing, plus Cate Blanchett, and Queen Elizabeth II)

December 20, 2011

 

                                             

Merry Christmas

and

Happy Chanukah….

 

 

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                                  ALL  PHOTOGRAPHS  BELOW

                                                  (except  two)

                         were taken by Renee Ashley Baker

             (All photos taken with a Sony Cybershot Camera)

                      

  St. Louis  chasing a Tiger….

         So–I, Renee Ashley Baker–got busy before the “big game” and began taking pictures of my “relative’s house”.  Pictures of her fireplace with the TV on (I got a great shot of a Bengal in action don’t you think?)  Pictures of her telephone–which you can only buy in Europe, and pictures of her high tech refrigerator which you can only get if you have money). 

BELOW:  Miguel (The Grammy Award Nominated Composer/Engineer)  Getting  Water 

       

Big Close Up of The Frige….BELOW

Anyway—this is a “football household”. So–during my annual Christmas holiday visits I have to sit through the “Denver Broncos” game or I DON’T EAT (LOL).  I stuck, on the candleabra an unopened pair of Denver Broncos souvenir earrings.  (As in The Broncos are THE  LIGHT….)  My “Relative” is cooking “pheasant” that was ordered from a “gourmet food catalog”.

(above photo of Renee Ashley Baker)

“Merry Christmas and Happy  Channukah Everybody !  

                             Now Scroll Down !”

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Renee’s Favorite Quotes: 

                    “I believe that in the heart of each human being there is something which I can only describe as a “child of darkness”  who is equal and complimentary to the more obvious “child of light”  –Laurens van der Post

 “You don’t need to wait a minute to improve the world today”—Anne Frank 

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AND….

Gift Suggestion From The Queen:

The Bentley (of course):

 

  ” The Bentley Continental 2012 has an Ipad work station and a 6 3/4 twin turbo v-8 engine” says Wolfie  (er –I mean–Wolfgang Durheimer , CEO,  Bentley Corporation).

Merry Christmas to HRH Prince Charles, HRH Prince William, HRH Princess Kate, and HRH Prince Harry, HRH Prince Philip and HRH Queen Elizabeeth II

 

GO TO THE ART MUSEUM:

View Yousuf Karsh in Sepia and in Gray….

 

 

 

GO  TO  THE  MOVIES:

Renee’s Favorites This Christmas  ARE ….

Mr.  Hunt’s  Mission ?         I   MAXED

 

  

 

 

 

 

 

             

 

 

 

 

 

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WATCH/STREAM A MOVIE/VIDEO:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A Renee Christmas Comedy Favorite?    “Trapped In Paradise” starring Nick Cage….

 

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       LISTEN  TO  A  CD

 

 

Buy CD by cellist Nina Kotova .  She’s fabulous and  plays her “Sketches from the Catwalk” (Nina is also a super model….)

 

 

 

 

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GOING OUT?  (HOLIDAY PARTYING AND ALL?)

 

 

What’s New In Cosmetics ?

Visit these websites:

Chanel Cosmetics and Make Up Online: http://www.chanel.com/en_US/fragrance-beauty/Makeup-88484

Cosmetics Cop:  http://www.cosmeticscop.com/

High Def Make Up Tips: http://makeupforlife.net/2009/03/the-truth-about-high-def-makeup.html

Please check the “high def camera” website.  Last year a “high def camera” nearly “destroyed” my internet visual existence….WHEW

AND

 

WHAT ‘S NEW IN HAIR (THE FAKE KIND?)

Visit

Renee Ashley Baker’s favorite:  Joseph Fleischer

                                     

Joseph Fleischer Wigs :  http://josephfleischer.com/

AND

SOON  IT   WILL  BE   CHRISTMAS  DAY !

Got shopping left to do?

See HRH Princess Kate (featured on the shopping  website

” She Finds”….)

Renee Ashley Baker’s Favorite Online/Internet  Shopping Sites:

BARNEY’S NEW YORK:   http://www.barneys.com/

NORDSTROM:  http://shop.nordstrom.com/

RED ENVELOPE:  http://www.redenvelope.com/

BLUE FLY: http://www.bluefly.com/

SHE  FINDS:  http://www.shefinds.com/

When you’re done shopping will you look as fabulous as this?

(above, the fabulous Cate Blanchett, in Christmas red)

 

and

 

speaking of   Locks  (goldi–locks?)

 

 

 

NO —NOT  THESE  LOCK S

 

 

 

 

these  locks

WHAT?  Is your password? 

Don’t let it be “Christmas” (or  “123456” or “fill in the blank”).  Use Renee’s favorite password protectors to protect your internet passwords.   TRY:

  Lastpass com;

Keepass com;

 Passwordsafe com;

AND

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(above, Oprah Winfrey in Christmas red)

Dear Oprah:  My “Relative” (the former debutant and sorority sister of the Obama book author) would be a great addition to Oprah’s “O Magazine”.  I’d like to see her (my “Relative”) do a monthly column about her “experiences” at the Country Clubs (the golf circuit she “participates” in).  She  (my “Relative” )  is a “Lexus” girl you know?  Can you hear me “O” ?

and…

YES,  STEVE   I  PHONE

 

 

 

 

 

 

AND….

Even though I’m NOT going to let Denver “have/own/run  a movie studio with “disrespect and force” I’m still going to say “Merry Christmas” to my Friends….

 

 

 

 

 

  

 

 

 

 

 

            

  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

                                               (above, the fabulous Sharon Stone….)

  

 

           

(above, radio host/publisher  Glen Beck and family)

(above, Sandra Bullock with son Louis)

 (above Mel Gibson and daughter Lucia)

    

(above, Princess Stephanie, Princess Caroline and Prince Albert)

 

PORTRAIT:  BARBRA   AND   JAMES

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

AND…..

So….

        Now…..

                         FOR  RENEE  ASHLEY  BAKER  

             

                    (above, Alain & Gerard Wertheimer of Chanel)   

                              Erma French Perfume and Design….

             I, Renee Ashley Baker, am happy to  launch my company Erma French Perfume and Design which will headquarter in Paris France and which, hopefully, HOPEFULLY will be purchased by Chanel Corporation.  The subsidiaries?  They will be–Renee Perfume #9,  Ashley Lane Jewelers, and Erma’s Beautiful Day Bed.  (The “Irmigard” handbag will be a $3,000 crocodile handbag for Tiffany & Co ?).

 

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TO  LISTEN TO RENEE’S  SONGS  SCROLL  DOWN….

 

SHOUT OUT TO JEFF, Renee’s Suggestions, Renee’s Photographs, plus More Suggestions, Answers, Irmigard, plus Cyber Monday ….

November 28, 2011

 

 

              

    “JEFF  MEETS  EVAN  PICONE”

    by

Renee Ashley Baker

 

A long time ago and far far away

I was sitting in my rented Hertz car one day

My white Evan-Picone jacket was parked in his lot

How was I to know I was parked in his spot?

His  GO-fers   were furious and told me to “go home”

But I did not budge I did not roam

He pulled up in his tan and coffee Rolls Royce

His smooth skin and bright teeth told me he was their boss

He walked me inside and said that his name was JEFF

I smiled, batted my lash, and said  “Dada you da best!”

While his staff moved my car from where Helen Redy did own

I sat  with Jeff Wald and pitched him my  script “Roller Drome”….

*Note:  This is how I met manager/movie producer Jeff Wald back in the late 1970’s at his office in Beverly Hills California.  At this time however–I am NOT interested in “the film business” and will instead be residing in Paris France and  working in the “fashion and beauty industry” in France. (And to work on a novel trilogy for Mr. Beck–if–he buys it).  However — If somebody else in “Hollywood” is interested–GO FOR IT!

                             “Roller Boogie 2”  ?

 So –it should be set in New York City .  But a Big  Star is needed to play the John Travolta part?   And –who will produce?  (Sorry, Renee Ashley Baker can’t produce this one  but I know that some movie producers –and movie studio heads–read this blog)….

                                     

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Renee’s  Flickr:  http://www.flickr.com/photos/reneebakerstudios/

Dear FRIENDS  and Dear IBM Smart Cloud: 

Even though I’d like IBM  to sponsor my “TV Show/Birthday Party/Launch Party” (in New York or in Paris France) I’d  also like my “FRIENDS” (who read this blog) to “back up” my Flickr photostream to their Carbonite (or IBM Smart Cloud) accounts–that way I won’t lose my photographs before I get there.    IBM Smart Cloud  starts  at  $56

Thank you.

                   

PLUS

PLUS

PLUS

VIEW  new video  http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com/id14.html

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PLUS

SHOUT  OUT !

re: MY  BOOK  PROJECT

         As previously stated I, Renee Ashley Baker, will   finish, (complete) my proposed “novel” in 12 weeks–provided there is a “substantial advance” so that I can “write in comfort” (and style)

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p l u s

re: THE “COAST TO COAST AM” ( annual November 22 show)

   Although I am NOT going to be “the producer” I think either Sharon or Gwynneth should play “Dorothy”.

  

 

above, Renee Ashley Baker’s mother  (wearing silk and gold and diamonds). . . .

re:  THE “COAST TO COAST AM” (annual November 22nd  show)

          THE  ANSWER:

        The answer to the question is: He –LHO–did not go out–did not ESCAPE  out the back door because there was a man waiting at that back door to terminate him…..

NOW

CYBER  MONDAY (FOR  HIM)

The McLaren Supercar….Price:  $229,000

To Shop Click Link:http://www.mclaren.com/home/

 

CYBER  MONDAY  (FOR HER)

TO  SHOP  CLICK  HERE:

http://www.net-a-porter.com/?cm_mmc=MSNUS-_-Brand%20-%20Net-A-Porter_US-_-ALONE%20-%20Net-A-Porter%20BR-_-net-a-porter

TO SHOP  “THE LOOK BOOK” CLICK LINK:

http://www.shopbop.com/

p l u s

 

OTHER GREAT CYBER MONDAY SITES:

www.NeimanMarcus.com

www.DubliWelcome.com

www.bluefly.com

www.retailmenot.com

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I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be MOVING to Paris France to run the “Erma French Perfume and Design Company”….

 

 

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