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Winter Holiday Blues? Make Reservations Now! Renee Ashley Baker will be there! (or maybe in France)…plus Tracking Your Louis Vuitton Luggage? Plus #New York Brunch Fest, #Luxury Ski Vacations, #Selfie of Renee Ashley Baker

September 30, 2014

Announcement

CHECK OUT RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S NEW STORE
(click link below)

http://www.zazzle.com/reneeab9

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All MONTH I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be featuring “Creature Features” hosted by ME (aka Elvira 2). To find out what the “First Set” is….go to my Facebook. (And…by the way….I need to reach 250,000 “LIKES” on my Facebook (before–I launch my Men’s Cologne Line)….So, be sure to click “LIKE” when you get there…Click on “F” Below To View Amazon Instant Video fun!!!

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NOW….MORE BANKS……

NOW….

“WINTER ON THE SLOPES!” by Renee Ashley Baker

Prince Charles and the young Princes

Above, Prince Charles and the young Princes in Klosters (Switzerland) where the British Royal Family goes to ski

Davos Klosters

Chedi Andermatt

Above, Chedi Andermatt (Ultimate Luxury in Zurich)
(Mont Fort in Zurich’s Urseren Valley)

Ski Verbier

Above, Verbier (Voted Top Luxury Ski Resort)

Chamonix-Ski-Resort-in-France

Above, ski France (Chamonix France’s Premiere Luxury Ski Resort)

AND REMEMBER….

CHANEL MUKLUKS!

Chanel Mukluks

MONTCLER SKI PARKAS!

Moncler Gamme Rouge 2014

Moncler

SO…WHAT DO YOU DO WHILE DECIDING WHICH RESORT TO GO TO? WHY–BRUNCH WITH FRIENDS OF COURSE….

CALL—BIG LITTLE GET TOGETHER (NEW YORK CATERERS)

Big Little Get Together

Above, A Brunch Feast starting with Eggs (by Gourmet Catering Chefs Lauren Gerrie and Flanner Klette-Kolton)

AND…..HOW DO YOU TOTE THAT LOUIS VUITTON–SAFELY? (TRY LUGGAGE TRACKERS)

Trackdot Luggage Tracker

Bikn luggage tracker

Stick N Find

Above, Trackdot, Bikn and StickNFind

HOW DO YOU BOOK THAT LUXURIOUS JETSET SKI ADVENTURE?…..

Say Hi To Bill Fischer…..

FISCHER’S TRAVEL

Bill Fischer

OR VISIT PEEK COM

Peek Travel

OR VISIT CAZENOV & LLoyd

Cazenov and Lloyd 1

Cazenov and Lloyd 2

(P.S. Bloggers are welcome to “link to this Blog” however….this Blog will be “promoted” advertised, mentioned in full page ads that I’ll run in Parade Magazine. The “ads” will promote the Renee Ashley Baker VLOG (“For Men Only”)

NOW….

SHOUT OUT TO BANKS….

What Style! I, Renee Ashley Baker, suggest that you put “NO COVER” tags on all your songs at the copyright office (so that no talents Rihanna can’t steal your signature).
2. I, Renee Ashley Baker, also suggest that you sign with Sony, Virgin Records or Bertelsmann (if you’re not with a major label already).
3. I, Renee Ashley Baker, must state that you are “ready” to become the next Maureen McGovern/Celine Dione (aka Muse of the “movie song”)….HERE THAT ALL YOU PRODUCER’S OUT IN HOLLYWOOD …..
(fortunately I, Renee Ashley Baker, am headed for France and the Fashion Industry….)BUT POSSIBLY “CAA”?

CAA

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I, Renee Ashley Baker, took the above photo (of myself) last night (on 9/4/2014). Can you guess how I did it? I think the photo came out BEAUTIFUL and with #NO FILTER! (Selfie taken not with an iphone). Now….Shout out to SAM FINE:

Hi Sam:
I, Renee Ashley Baker, am wearing Fashion Fair’s Crème Foundation in the above Selfie. I, Renee Ashley Baker, have been wearing your Fashion Fair Crème Foundation (in Brown Glo or Brown Blaze Glo) since it first came on the market. However, it doesn’t work for “HD/High Def” digital photography (especially the one for oily skin). Can you come up with a “foundation” liquid, crème, or crème/powder combo that will work for high def photography? Maybe something that could be applied with one of the new foundation application “buffing/blending” brushes? (Cover Girl is Crap and No to Revlon).

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RENEE ASHLEY BAKER WILL BE MOVING TO FRANCE TO LAUNCH “ERMA FRENCH PERFUME AND DESIGN” (HOPEFULLY WITH THE WERTHEIMERS)….RENEE ASHLEY BAKER CURRENTLY RESIDES IN EAST HAMPTON. NOW VISIT RENEE ON MYSPACE….

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NOW VISIT….ERMA FRENCH PERFUME AND DESIGN (ON TUMBLR)…CLICK LOGO BELOW….

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BELOW….RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S RIVIERA HOUSE….(THE HOUSE THAT CHANEL BOUGHT?)

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RENEE’S….NEW SONG….

“DIAMONDS” A DEMO (written and sung by Renee Ashley Baker)

DIAMONDS”
(Guest Musician: Toots Thielman ?)
Lyrics and Music by Renee Ashley Baker
Copyright 2003 by Renee Ashley Baker
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

(verse 1)
In love
Well welcome to who needs love
I never try to please love
I only give to me

To please me
Just give me Harry Winston
Arpels and Butler Wilson
A ‘jewel’s’ all I need

Diamonds, I’ll use them for their Diamonds
I’ll ruse them for their Diamonds
Confuse them for their Diamonds
Diamonds, I’ll feel them for their Diamonds
I’ll thrill them for their Diamonds
I’ll kill them for their Diamonds

A “Blue Box”
Repossi, I’m in Grid Lock
Orgell but now the bids stopped
He’ll take me to Asprey

Believe me
A Diamond is my best friend
It’s Cartier or its First Sin
A heart shaped card in play

Diamonds, I’ll use them for their Diamonds
Abuse them for their Diamonds
Confuse them for their Diamonds
Diamonds, I’ll feel them for their Diamonds
I’ll thrill them for their Diamonds
I’ll kill them for their Diamonds
(bridge)
I’ll never know a thing of feelings
I’ll never try to do what’s right
I’ll never know that they need healing
I only know it takes 3 C’s and light

(musical interlude by Toots Thielman)

I’ll never know a thing of feelings
I’ll never try to do whats right
I’ll never know that they need healing
I only know it takes 3 C’s and light

(verse 3)

Mikimoto
With diamonds love a Dojo
A Graff then off to Soho
A camel to Mouawaad
(Shaharazod music)

Piaget me
H. Stern to Bulgari
I’ll win it Mata Hari
Say Debeers and Away!

Diamonds, I’ll stroke them for their Diamonds
I’ll toke them for their Diamonds
I’ll coke them for their Diamonds

Diamonds , I’ll swill them for their Diamonds
I’ll pill them for their Diamonds
I’ll kill them for their Diamonds

For their Diamonds
(Toots music)
For their Diamonds
(Toots music)
For their Diamonds
(Toots music)
For Their Diamonds
(Toots music Fade out)
(The End)
(NOTE: THIS SONG IS NOT FOR SALE….THE “RENEE ASHLEY BAKER SONG CATALOG” IS NOT FOR SALE IT IS “OFF THE MARKET”. NO TO BEYONCE)

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NEW….GoPro WHITE….

GO PRO WHITE

VIEW “RENEE GOES TO PARIS FRANCE”….(A NEW “GO PRO” CHANNEL….FROM EUROPE!)
click link below to view:
http://www.youtube.com/channel/UClOQkosBB9RokG5PFyZdJMQ

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RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S SCHEDULE

1. Renee Ashley Baker gets “lawsuit settlement” of $60 Million for 6 years “financial injury” and for “physical injury”. (Renee Ashley Baker moves to France).
2. Renee Ashley Baker “dates” 52 Caucasian/Jewish Men who are 60 years of age and older in France. (No Athletes and No Politicians).
3. Renee Ashley Baker launches “Men’s Cologne” line hopefully with the owner’s of Chanel (in France).
4. Renee Ashley Baker (still the “party girl”) will open a “Discotheque” in the South of France (and No to Madonna).
5. Renee Ashley Baker will, maybe, sign with Disney (and Mel Gibson? and Sony Music?)
6. Renee Ashley Baker will sign with Random House or Harper Collins (and Sony) for a James Bond novel.

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NOW VIEW RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S NEW “WIX” WEBSITE….

(click on Renee Ashley Baker below)

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Please post this BLOG link on your TWITTER and on your FACEBOOK. Copy and paste link: http://www.ReneeAshleyBaker.Wordpress.com

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Announcement

Queen Mary 2

Did I say that I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be “sailing” to France aboard the Queen Mary 2? YES, I will and I’ll be making, filming (digitally) a “Documentary” of my trip. I, Renee Ashley Baker, plan to give this Documentary (free of charge) to Direct TV Video On Demand….so that it can be a “freebie for their audience….

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MY PUBLICIST…
I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, AM HOPING TO HIRE KCD WORLDWIDE…..I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, AM EXPECTING MY “FIRST PUBLICITY” TO BE MAGAZINE FEATURES ABOUT “RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S ENROLLMENT IN FASHION SCHOOL IN PARIS”….OR MAGAZINE FEATURES ABOUT “RENEE ASHLEY BAKER IN HER FABULOUS HOME OVERLOOKING THE MEDITTERANEAN”….WHAT A STORY!

KCD

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MY ANSWER IS STILL “NO” TO UNIVERSAL STUDIOS AND NO TO WARNER BROS ….

THE FACTS….HOPEFULLY I’LL BE SETTLING MY LAWSUIT….IN THE MEANTIME MY ANSWER IS “NO” TO SHOWBUSINESS…CLICK LINK TO READ WHY….

MCA and The Mob

Interscope Records

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will NOT work for Universal Studios nor for Warner Bros. Click link BELOW to read why:
http://www.sohh.com/2011/09/interscope_records_under_fire_for_cocain.html

I said NO

P.S. STILL NO TO OPRAH WINFREY….OPRAH WINFREY IS NOT COMING ON THE QUEEN MARY 2 WITH RENEE ASHLEY BAKER….
I, Renee Ashley Baker, happen to favor Cate Blanchett, at this time, as well as Helen Merrin. My old favorites are Helen Hayes, and the great actress/director/singer Barbra Streisand (to name a few). I, Renee Ashley Baker, will only “work with” (only hire) my “choices”. Repeat…Oprah and Beyonce will not be joining me on my “Documentary/Film” (to be taped –recorded– “digitally” on board the Queen Mary 2). AND…about my “Cote d’Azur House” (pictured in the photo above) I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be getting a “mortgage” (hopefully from Rothschild Bank and…I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be putting 20% down)…..

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Cruising or Jetting: This Summer Vacation Is For You! Hottest Cruises and Luxury Vacations for 2013

February 21, 2013

Renee Ashley Baker’s Favorite Cruise Ship ? (For Sailing To France ?)

Answer: Cunard’s Queen Victoria

Cunard's  Queen Victoria

on board the Cunard Queen Victoria

Inside The Suite of Cunard’s Queen Victoria

plus…plus….plus….plus….

Other Destinations In Mind ? (Like The Mediterranean ?)

Seabourne Mediterranean

QUESTION: DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE HOTTEST CRUISE DESTINATIONS ARE FOR 2013 ?

ANSWER: Caribbean, Alaska, Mediterranean

(pictured above the luxurious and “rich” Seabourne Mediterranean)

and…..

STATS: DID YOU KNOW THAT 10.4 MILLION AMERICANS TOOK A CRUISE IN 2012 ?

COME ON LET ME TAKE YOU ON A SEA CRUISE

Specialty Cruises

The Love Boat: singlecruises.com
The Opera Boat: operaunderthepolarsky.com
The Golf Boat: elitegolfcruises.com or golfahoy.com
The Gay Boat: atlantisevents.com
The Religious Boat: LeSeaTours.com

plus….plus….plus….plus….

TRAVEL WEBSITES

Travel Agent

Need To Save On Travel Agents?

Try the website: “CruiseCompete.com” where travel agents “bid” for your business by lowering prices or throwing in extras.

DO THE KIDDIES RULE ?

Try the website: “TravelWithYourKids.com”

TRAVEL TIPS:

Find A “Cruisers CheckList” from USA WEEKEND (click on Travel Agent Above)

CLICK HEADSET BELOW TO BUY:

music to buy

“The Honey Boo Boo Song” (Collector’s Item Demo Track)

BUY NOW! (mp3 for 99cents)

Buy It For The Child At Home…or For The Child In You….

Lyrics and Music by
Lady Allegro Hidden Cat 5

P.S. To Hidden Cat (I Got Your Cash!)
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Visit Renee’s France !

(In 2014 Renee Ashley Baker will be moving to France to launch Erma French Perfume and Design….hopefully….with The Wertheimers)

Palace Versailles in Paris France

Below the Chanel Store and CoCo Chanel’s Paris Apartment….

Chanel fashion week

CoCo Chanels apartment in Paris France

NOW….READY! SET! GO!

Bill & Stacy Fischer of Fischers Travel

Traveling With Influence:
Renee Ashley Baker’s Travel Agents….

(Stacy and Bill Fischer of the “exclusive” and “chic” Fischer’s Travel, NY)

By the Way you have to be a “member” of the Fischer’s Travel Club in order to book travel through Fischer’s Travel. The Cost: $100,000

NOW…LET’S BEGIN…..

I D Stronghold

Traveling With Security:
I D Strong Hold Credit Card Protectors

HTH Insurance Group

Traveling With Insurance:
HTH Worldwide for Political Unrest Insurance Coverage

Mens Coach Duffel Bag

NOW LET’S CONTINUE:
Taking The “Fuss” Out of Travel
Try These Travel Websites:
Coach com (Coach Mens Duffel)
@TravelGov (Tweeted Travel Alerts)
AwayFind com (Email Forwarding)
Mpassport com (Med Emergencies)
TravelingBaby com (Baby Equipment Rental)

Bento Bag at SkipHop com

Taking The “Now What Did I do With It?” Out of Baby’s Bag
Try The “Bento Bag” by Skip Hop
Visit: Skiphop com

Louis Vuitton Pet Carrier

Taking The “Leaving Poochie At Home” Out of Summer
Try A Pet Traveler by Louis Vuitton
Visit: Louis Vuiton com

WANT BOOKS TO READ WHILE ON YOUR VACATION?

“Patriarch: The Remarkable Life and Turbulent Times of Joseph P. Kennedy”

The Patriarch The Remarkable Life and Turbulent Times of Joseph P Kennedy

Because he was “grandfather” just like my real grandfather….

“”Last Lion: Winston Spencer Churchill: Defender of the Realm 1940-1965”

The Last Lion Winston Spencer Churchill Defender of the Realm 1940 1965

Because he was married to Clem….

“Thomas Jefferson: The Art of Power”

Thomas Jefferson Art of Power

Because the capitol of Missouri is Jefferson City….

and….

“Rod: The Autobiography”

Rod The Autobiography

Because he’s with Renee

(Rod Stewart has a daughter named Renee….)

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ME plus SHE

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MUMMY PUTS THE FREEZE ON TOO….

“Since ‘Old Man Winter’ won’t let go just ‘button up’ in cold weather and try and enjoy the snow….”
–Mummy

For those of you who are still experiencing “winter weather”….it’s not too late to try the products below….

Snow Melting Mat by HeatTrak

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North Face Etip Gloves

Help (In Order of Appearance): Snow Melting Walkway Mat, Solar Generator, and Etip Gloves by North Face…

Or…How About?

Vacationing in Abures On The Fantastic “Turtle Island” (aka Fiji)

Turtle Island

SUMMER VACATION IS JUST 4 MONTHS AWAY…..SO, HERE GOES….

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S “OLD FAVORITE” ST. TROPEZ RESORT…..

Hotel Villa Marie in Saint Tropez

Hotel Villa Marie
Phone: 04-94-97-40-22

and….

Renee Ashley Baker’s Favorite Resort Wear Collection…A collection that is pure CoCo

(By the way does anybody know how CoCo Chanel got the name CoCo?

The Answer has something to do with a French Regiment and a Talent Show….)

Chanel Resort Collection 2013

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S “NEW” FAVORITE VACATION RESORT….(St. Tropez’s La Reserve Hotel)

la-reserve-hotel-in-saint-tropez-ramatuelle

This Six Day Spa Program Costs $3,645. There are 12 butler staffed villas with 4-6 bedrooms (available from $5,700 with a 3 night minimum stay); and their regular Rooms start at $570 a night; and spa treatments at $70.
La Reserve Hotel
Phone: 33-4/94 44 94 44

GOT KIDS?

THE BEST KID FRIENDLY RESORT MAY BE….

HILTON HAWAIIAN VILLAGE …A PERFECT RESORT FOR KIDS….

Hilton Hawaiian Village perfect resort for kids

and now about the RZ (aka Renee Zone)

Renee Ashley Baker’s favorite “LOVE” Matchmaker (Bring On The Men!)

Date Place by Janis Spindel

New York’s “Date Place” ….picked by matchmaker Janis Spindel where New York “love seekers” could find that perfect LOVE match…..

Janis Spindel Serious Matchmaking

Renee Ashley Baker’s Favorite Data BackUp Service

Carbonite Data BackUp

Renee Ashley Baker’s Favorite I.D. Protection Service…

Protect My Id

View Renee Ashley Baker’s New Wix Website…Click Logo of Renee Ashley Baker Below…

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RE: THE CRUISE

Facebook or Netflix can “video tape” my trip (my cruise) from New York to France that is from Southampton to Southampton on a Cruise Ship in 2014. (Oprah Winfrey will not be traveling with me on my cruise).

CRAP SIGHTING: Donald Trump is Crap (He’s rumored to be “organized crime’s crap”); NBC is Crap, Charlize is Crap, Melanie Griffth’s Mother is Crap, No to Chris Brown, No to “network TV series”; meaning No ABC, No CBS (I don’t want a network TV show)….

…. and No to all other’s I’ve previously said “NO” to…(I’m saying all of this “NO” to fix POOR “ferret faced Lee” and because “C” is who I’m buying the house in the Hamptons for and “C” is not going to be harassed –not by anyone….)

“Good-Bye Mayor Koch” (plus My Jimmy plus What The Hey Is Going On ? plus “Boy Band” DEMO written by Renee Ashley Baker)

January 30, 2013

“Good-Bye To The Honorable Ed Koch”

(From Renee Ashley Baker)

The Honorable New York Mayor Ed Koch

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Jimmy Choo spring sumer 2013

Spring is in the air, hopefully LOVE is “in the air” and the time for “shoe shopping” is just around the corner….

“I can remember vividly being a ‘little girl’ (in St. Louis Missouri) and playing inside the Stix Baer & Fuller and Famous Barr stores while my Mother (the beautiful Mrs. A/B) shopped for her high heels…”
Signed
Renee Ashley Baker

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now…..

BUT IS IT OUR BUSINESS?

Sharon Stone

Sharon wants to be a Twin ? (LOL Sharon)…Find a new “man” girl….

Ashley Judd splits from hubby

Ashley wants to be a Senator ? (Don’t LOL Ashley)…Sorry about the split from hubby Daniel…
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And….

Speaking of “Looking For Action” ?

One Direction

“ACTION….(Figures)”
BY
RENEE ASHLEY BAKER
Copyright 2012 by Renee Ashley Baker
all rights reserved

(verse 1)
I was her HERO
Everywhere that we’d go
All the things that children do
Known her since the age of 2
I sent her love notes
Valentines that I wrote
Asked her if she’d be my wife
Loved her since the age of 5
(chorus)
I’ve got the right stuff there’s no doubt about it
Comes down to my love she can’t do without it, yeah
Baby want some action
Baby want some action
Baby want some action
(music-dn dn dn dn dn dn dn dn dn dn dn dn dn dn)
Figures
(verse 3)
It was top secret
Everytime that we met
Baby she would feed me grapes
Then she’d help take off my CAPE
It was my mind set
Flying high in my jet that
Baby she would hold me tight
Off we’d fly into the night
(chorus)
I’ve got the right stuff there’s no doubt about it
Comes down to my love she can’t live without it,well
Baby want some action
Baby want some action
Baby want some action
(music—dn dn dn dn dn dn dn dn dn dn dn dn dn dn )
Figures
(musical interlude)
(chorus)
I’ve got the right stuff there’s no doubt about it
Comes down to my love she can’t live without it, well
Baby want some action
Baby want some action
Baby want some action
(music–dn dn dn dn dn dn dn dn dn dn dn dn dn dn )
Figures
(THE END….of a very “funny” video ?)

Ribbon Microphones from Inta Audio UK

HEY SIMON!

Do you like my new “boy band song”? I’m going to try and get my relative (the Grammy Nominee) to write the “rap interlude”. Anyway–to LISTEN to the “demo” click photo of microphone ABOVE…..

One Direction Vas Happenin

YES….It’s all about “the fellas” and
I’ll be saving the MEN for me….so much “affection”
I’ll be wearing my Choo Choos aka my Jimmy Choo mules….and
I’ll be walking in ONE DIRECTION….
Signed
Renee Ashley Baker
(p.s. NO to Gale’s TV Show)

FIRST DESIGN? First White–view Renee’s first design below (plus “History Makers” and About Proctor & Gamble and Erma French Perfume & Design)

June 29, 2012

Chateau Blanc by Renee Ashley Baker (for the “modern art” crowd ?)

The pattern–above– is Renee Ashley Baker’s first “design” . Do you like it? “Chateau Blanc” is the name of my first “bed and bath collection”. The towels will be huge–fluffy and soft; the bed sheets will be 500-1000 thread count of pure Egyptian cotton. (There will be three different patterns in each “collection”)…. The fabric mills will be located in France or in China or in Hong Kong. Hopefully–the Wertheimers will buy 70% ownership of my company “Erma French Perfume and Design” which–will be headquartered in Paris France.

now…

Mr. Chow’s (for Renee Ashley Baker’s first date with a Janis Spindel MAN in New York ? )

AND….more on Renee Ashley Baker (and Men in New York )

WEDDING BELLS TO RING ?

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER IS LOOKING FOR THAT JEWISH, BILLIONAIRE IN JANIS SPINDEL’S NEW YORK ROLODEX……

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Open Letter

Proctor & Gamble has been with my Mother’s House since I, Renee Ashley Baker, was a little girl. I’ll always have Proctor & Gamble and I would love to work for Proctor & Gamble as a Spokesmodel…..

“Years ago (in the 1980’s) I, Renee Ashley Baker, always used Olay Night Cream and really loved the product”….

HOWEVER….should I not be able to “reach an agreement” with Proctor & Gamble I’d like to be considered by my other wonderful products….such as:

now…About Erma French Perfume and Design….

I. The Owners:
Renee Ashley Baker (30%) and hopefully, the Owner’s of Chanel Corp (70%)

II. Where Products Sold:
Eastern and Western Europe (in fine department stores).
The United States (at Neiman Marcus and possibly, possibly Lord & Taylor, Dillards, Bloomingdales, and of course Macy’s).

III. Pricing:
Perfume: $300 – $1,000 an ounce
Bed Linens (French Milled): $150 (a one set package) and $350 (for a two set package)

IV. Jewelry (Ashley Lane Jewelers)
$3000 – $100,000 (sold hopefully at Cartier; Bailey Banks Biddle, Tiffany & Co, and Neiman Marcus)

V. Crocodile Handbags “The Irmigard” (hopefully Tiffany & Co)
$3000 – $9,000
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and….

(October 12, 1935 to July 17, 2012)
William Raspberry
Pulitzer Prize Winning Washington Post Columnist Born In Okalona Mississippi….

NOW…VIEW VIDEOS BY RENEE ASHLEY BAKER

CLICK ON ALBUM COVER BELOW TO VIEW NEW “RENEE ASHLEY BAKER” VIDEO….

T is for Time–T is for Tamburada
starring
Renee Ashley Baker

I, Renee Ashley Baker, made “this” video on Sunday night (July 15, 2012). I had started another video but dropped that one because I wasn’t sure what the male singer was really singing about (smoking dope or doing a particular sex act). Anyway–I liked “this” music (another free download) and I used it….The group “Tamburada” is from NORWAY…..

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(above, Limo ride To DIA Airport then on to NYC and then on to Paris France)….

re: Corporate Sponsors, Spokesmodel Work, and Foundation Contributors

1. CORPORATE SPONSORS—I, Renee Ashley Baker, am seeking “Corporate Sponsors” for my “Internet TV Christmas Series” (5 episodes to be taped in New York or Paris France in November to be broadcast on “internet TV” during the month of December)….I need two (2) companies to pay $50,0000 each. The two companies combined will own 20% of the “5 Episode Series”. (I will be contacting several corporations via email–about this “internet TV project”).

2. SPOKESMODEL WORK: I, Renee Ashley Baker , am seeking “Spokesmodel Work”. I am seeking a “modeling contract” for $500,000 to $1,000,000. You will be able to “hire me (Renee Ashley Baker)” through my representative (hopefully to be Ford Modeling, Click Model Management, or Wilhelmina)….

3. SHOUT OUT TO VICTORIA: I, Renee Ashley Baker, would like Mrs. Edward M. Kennedy to “contribute” $2.5 Million Dollars to The Erma Foundation (which will have offices in Paris France and New York City or Boston).

4. No to Jada Pinkett, No to Katie Holmes, No to Jennfer Lopez, No to Angelina Jolie, No to Julia Roberts, No to Meryl Streep, No to Madonna, NO to broke Melanie and broke Tippi, and No to Oprah Winfrey, and NO to “commercial real estate” in California (as I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be MOVING TO FRANCE). “NO” to all others that I, Renee Ashley Baker, have previously said “NO” to.

NOW VIEW MY LATEST VIDEO BELOW….

New Video! Made LAST Friday Night…I hope “Virginia’s son” likes it…..
Click on Video Camera Below To View Renee Ashley Baker’s New Video….

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NOW…..

MOVIES YOU NEED TO SEE THIS 4TH OF JULY HOLIDAY….

and…

JEWELRY YOU NEED TO OWN NOW….

Renee Ashley Baker will hopefully will become a “jewelry designer” (for Ashley Lane Jewelers and a handbag designer for Tiffany & Co)…..

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HOUSES YOU NEED TO BUY NOW…. BLAIR LAIR?

On the market in Peapack New Jersey for just $4.9 million. It has 60,000 sq ft, 31 bedrooms, 14 baths, 5 half baths and 34 acres. It was built in 1903 for financier C. Ledyard Blair….

Gilded Age Grandeur

and also for sale now …. ONE OF THE ORIGINAL CASE STUDY HOUSES

P.S. The Case Study House now on the market was Built in Ojai in 1959 by architect RODNEY WALKER….Did you know that Ojai is the hometown of the Bionic Woman?

And…Just what may have been said in the Case Study House? How about…..

Hey Marge! (No–not THAT Marge…the one below)
click on furnishings below to visit one of Renee Ashley Baker’s favorite interior designers….

HOUSES RENEE ASHLEY BAKER WOULD LIKE TO SEE…

above, the home of Russian born Fashion Designer Leon Max (Easton Nest)

plus….Renee Ashley Baker would like to see:

In London
Buckingham Palace

In New York State
in Southampton
Russell Simmons house (his wife is from St. Louis)
in Bedord
Hi Low Farm
in New York City
Caroline Kennedy’s apartment
Renee Rockefeller’s (The Riverkeeper’s) apartment
The Dupont apartment
Henry and Nancy Kissinger’s apartment
Barbra Walters apartment
Mr. and Mrs George Stephanopoulas apartment
Aileen Mehle’s apartment
In Paris France
The Wertheimer Brothers houses
Karl Lagerfeld’s house
The Rothschilds’ house
The Chandon Family’s house

Click on Sotheby’s below for Houses For Sale….

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MATCHMAKERS THE WEALTHY NEED TO HIRE….

Janis Spindel (the Millionaire Matchmaker) is Renee Ashley Baker’s matchmaker (I’m looking for a MAN!)…..

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PHOTOGRAPHERS THE FAMOUS NEED TO MEET

A Self-Portrait of Photographer Steven Meisel?

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MAGAZINES RENEE ASHLEY BAKER (HAS) TO BE FEATURED ON…..

Town & Country, W, Vanity Fair, Architectural Digest, Vogue and Harper’s Bazaar

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STARS YOU NEED TO WATCH SHINE NOW….

Five Time Broadway Tony Winner Audra McDonald…..

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TOURIST ATTRACTIONS YOU NEED TO VISIT THIS SUMMER….

Did you know that George Washington penned 22,000 letters?

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ART COLLECTING WEBSITES YOU NEED TO VISIT NOW….

Renee Ashley Baker would like Sotheby’s auction house to sell (auction) 9 of her photographs to a European Art Collector….

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A NEW FB ADDRESS

Renee Ashley Baker has a new FB address: http://www.facebook.com/renee.a.baker.9
(CLICK ON “CHANGE OF ADDRESS” CARD ABOVE)….TO GO TO RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S NEW FACEBOOK ADDRESS….

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AND…LAST BUT NOT LEAST….

FASHIONS YOU NEED TO WEAR NOW …click on “MODEL” below to view fashion video….

OTHER VIDEOS YOU MAY LIKE:

View “Wildlife in HD” by Renee Ashley Baker (click on Running Horse Below)

“Infrared” starring Renee Ashley Baker (click on Lips below)

Renee Ashley Baker On Video (click on Renee Below)

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Renee Ashley Baker will be “moving to France” to launch “Erma French Perfume and Design” hopefully with the Owners of Chanel…..

Two Songs For Whitney Below …. Good-bye Whitney Houston” from Renee Ashley Baker

February 12, 2012

                    

                 

                “Lift Up My Umbrella”  (Whitney’s   Song)

                                                      by

                                    Renee Ashley Baker

Copyright 2012 by Renee Ashley Baker  ALL  RIGHTS  RESERVED

Lift up my Umbrella

Shield me from the rain

Make my life get better

Heal me from the pain

Lift up my Umbrella

So  that I can fly

Hold me up   for–ever

Help me break the ties

(chorus)

Good and Godly Ground

Hear His Holy  Sounds

He’ll wear gold and white

He’ll be amplified

Good and Godly Gains

Hear his Holy Praise

His love takes me high

His love will inspire

(verse  2)

 Lift up my Umbrella

Protect me from the storm

Soul Train up to Heaven

Drive  me safe from harm

Lift up my Umbrella

Free me from this test

If I don’t survive this

Lay my soul to rest

chorus:

Good and Godly Ground

Hear His Holy Sounds

He’ll wear gold and white

He’ll be amplified

Good and Godly Gains

Hear His Holy Praise

His love takes me high

His love will inspire

(repeat chorus to THE END)

To KC: She was born on August 9, 1963….And I believe, I believe, that it was she–who helped me hold the Umbrella (on that day)….

                                      

 

                 

 

    “Will 

                You 

                            Be 

                                      My    

 

                                                Valentine”

   

              

                

 

      Whitney was the “Queen of the Video” (meaning–she had hit videos on MTV before  she’d even recorded her first album…)

p. s.   Dear Whitney:  You  Sang For Me Too…Twice

Video 1: 

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dd3qjpIuuoQ&feature=related

Video 2:  

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFcnGLFGbL8&ob=av2e

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                                              VALENTINE’S   DAY  

                                                                    2012

 

Men — haven’t bought a Valentine’s Day gift yet ?

Buy a gift certificate   (online !)

Click  Tiffany & Co (A Love Lock Made of Diamonds)

Link:  www.Tiffany.com

click Red Envelope (A Heart Shaped Key Ring)

Link: www.RedEnvelope.com

 

click pajama gram  ( A Hoodie/Footie  Vermont Teddy Bear ?)

Link:  www.pajamagram.com

OR

        

Buy Bobby Caldwell’s “What You Won’t Do” (for love….) then uploaded onto the ipod and pump it through the stereo….

Link:  http://www.apple.com/itunes/affiliates/download/?id=115399084

OR

BUY  airline tickets (online)

Have a vacation with your sweetie.  Below are two weeklong getaways to pay for now and partake of later….

Scandinavia

                           

 

         

 

 

 

                                    

 

above, Sweden’s  Floating Hotel (Salt & Sill) and Copenhagen’s Floating Hotel  (CPH Living)…is this romantic or what?

click:  www.saltosill.se

click:  www.cphliving.com

  OR

Valentine’s Day  flowers   from

 

OR

looking for love?

Try Renee’s favorite “matchmaker” (Janis Spindel NYC)

Happy Birthday  President Lincoln

A new Lincoln museum/campus opens today in Washington D.C. (By the way some 15,000 volumes have been written about Abraham Lincoln….)

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“Good-Bye  Whitney  Houston”  from Renee Ashley Baker

                                  

 

 

 

 

                                     pearls   by   Japan 

and 

                                     Amazing Grace: 

      Concert:  http://youtu.be/zSRmz2IGgB8                                              

                                 http://youtu.be/Cgwn1vjNHjE

      

       “Interlude Rap For Nippy ”  (Jesus Love Me)

                        by

          Renee Ashley Baker

I’m  not  line

It was 9 who held  the sign

Call her Nippy, Call her Whitney

I’m goin  claim her she was mine

(beat) Had a voice

That became the People’s Choice

Like a  crytal  bell that rings

I’m goin  tell you she could sing

(beat) Had her fame

Yes they glorified her name

What she touched it turned to gold

I’m goin  tell you so you know

(beat) Was a Queen

Now they have to let her be

She’s gone up to lead the chorus

Where they sing to Galilee

chorus:

Yes–Jesus loves me

Yes–Jesus loves me

Yes–Jesus loves me

For my Whitney told me so…..

THE END

[song sheet]

Jesus Loves Me ! 

Jesus loves me

This I know,

For the Bible tells me so;

Little ones to Him belong,

They are weak but He is strong.

Yes, Jesus loves me!

Yes, Jesus loves me!

Yes, Jesus loves me!

The Bible tells me so.

 
 
 
Searching for jesus love me song?

 
 
 
 

(The End)

Presidents’ Day !, My New Video ! (plus Paris Hilton and Grammy Highlights: The 53rd Grammy Awards: A Review by Renee Ashley Baker)

February 14, 2011

 

PRESIDENT’S  DAY  VIDEO

 by

Renee Ashley Baker

 copyright 2011 by Renee Ashley Baker

ALL  RIGHTS  RESERVED

 

EXT                     BOSTON  MASSACHUSETTES        DAY

SCENE   OPENS:

             WE  SEE  CARS speeding and speeding faster and faster till they are nothing more than a blur.  Is this a special effect?  A dream?   Or is it  the REALITY of the woman WE SEE standing at a city bus stop.  She stands alone;  wearing a “brown cashmere coat”.   CLOSE  UP   WE SEE   a  TEAR on her cheek.   Then –suddenly — a “strange smile”  comes upon her face.  Like a child–she begins to turn her arms back and forth, as though they are on the steering wheel of a car.  TRANSITION SHOT:  WE SEE the WOMAN now INSIDE THE CAR –a little yellow car–with matching yellow hubcaps.  (It   looks like a “toy”.)   And  –as  she is driving, driving (through the streets of Boston) WE SEE the little yellow car CHANGING COLORS as she drives.  Also as she drives–WE SEE people,  lined along the streets.  They are STANDING, STANDING, STANDING, waiting to SEE this odd scene–this car–that is changing colors and SEE  the WOMAN –who is behind the wheel.  When the WOMAN in her “color car” (with  color  hubcaps to match) has driven her route so ALL can see:  TRANSITION SHOT:  WE SEE the WOMAN and the car move–WARP–through an INVISIBLE  TUNNEL.   Once through this “time warp”  the woman and the car come out on the OTHER SIDE .  Only this time–the woman is wearing all WHITE and the car she is driving has also “transitioned”.    The car is now a WHITE ON WHITE ROLLS ROYCE CORNICHE .  The convertible top on this brand new white on white Rolls Royce Corniche is DOWN  and the woman (whose long hair is now blowing in the wind) is SMILING.  As we CLOSE UP on the car WE SEE the license plate.  It reads:  RENEE  1  . . . .  AS the Rolls Royce rolls along the scenic stretch of the Cote d’Azure (the French Riviera)  . . . .A CAMERA  OVERHEAD  FOLLOWS….

                                                               THE    eND

PRESIDENT  JOHN  F.  KENNEDY…..

 

 

                           

 

 

 “12  DOCUMENTS” 

500-1000 Orders Needed. . . .

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Renee Ashley Baker will be Moving to France.  (Renee Ashley Baker will be renting an apartment in Paris France and Renee Ashley Baker will be buying a house on the French Riviera.  Renee Ashley Baker will be “meeting with” the Chairmen of Chanel Corporation (in France)  and maybe–Renee Ashley Baker will open a discotheque on the French Riviera for the “jet set” and for the “fashion industry –called –what else?

                                         answer: “Renee  #9”

And….Renee Ashley Baker will be “meeting with” the Chairman of TLC (in New York).  Renee Ashley Baker would like to STAR   IN a 24 episode reality tv show for The Learning Channel….)

 

 

 

 

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                            HAPPY    BIRTHDAY    PRESIDENTS!

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plus

Happy Birthday To John Travolta

 

 

 

 

 

Happy Birthday To Cybill Shepherd

     

 

 

 

 

 

and   Happy Birthday To Paris Hilton: 

 

 

 

 

TURN   IT  UP!  (Listen below)

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 Renee’s  Favorite Radio….

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                         The 53rd Grammy Awards

                                             by

                             Renee Ashley Baker

 

PERFORMANCE: Then came GAGA

      RENEE’S   REVIEW:  Gee GAGA I loved the St. Tropez outfit and I loved the new song “Born This Way”  (its classic pop) plus its easy to dance to (yeah I said it! ! !)….I like to dance like Gaga dances doing all the old dances and not just the new ones.  (This dancing “like you’re naked” dancing got me a following–and a fan club–when ever I’d go out dancing at the dance clubs (aka the “discos”)….When–I saw Gaga actually doing the “Charleston” in her “Bad Romance” video I flipped!

      Number of Stars:  *  *  *  *

 

PERFORMANCE:  Muse (From England)

     RENEE’S REVIEW:   I loved the RETRACTABLE set–it was awesome!  It did justice to this rebel–this “resistance”  song.  (“Victorious!”)….The 80’s music videos which this reminded me of–are still some of the most dramatic and CREATIVE ever made.

Number  of  Stars:  * * * *

 PERFORMANCE:  Bruno Mars (and the Gang)

            RENEE’S  RETRO  REVIEW: “Chic” meets “The Thompson Twins” then bumps into “Tears For Fears”…. But–all this is good!

Number of Stars:  * * * *

 PERFORMANCE:  Never Say, Never Say, Never Say, Never Say. . . .

      RENEE’S   REVIEW:  He (Justin Bieber)  has a  “1/4”  of a Beetle haircut, his dancing is cute,  and he CAN sing.

Number of Stars:  * * * *

PERFORMANCE: The Muppets (and Cee Lo Green)

           RENEE’S REVIEW:  Elton John BLACK !  The song is cute as are The Muppets.  (Gwynneth Paltrow looked like a tall blonde  “muppet–ette”  who can sing!)

PERFORMANCE:  The Avett Brothers

         RENEE’S  REVIEW:  Five handsome guys plus lyrics with a (1960’s) consciousness….

Number of Stars:  * * * *

 

PERFORMANCE:  BOB DYLAN  !!!  (with MAGGIE !)

             RENEE’S  REVIEW:  Still The Legend

  Number of Stars:  *  *  *  *  *

 

PERFORMANCE:  Jolene !

         RENEE’S   REVIEW:  Dolly’s “Jolene” is STILL one of my favorite songs.  (I even wrote a video for Dolly’s “Jolene”–that had an acting role in it for myself.  Maybe one day I’ll get to do it….)

“Congrats Dolly!  For Your Lifetime Achievement Award!

 Number of Stars:  * * * * *

 

PERFORMANCE:   MICK ! ! !

         RENEE’S  ROLLING REVIEW:  With or without Jerri Hall Mick is still fabulous!  Thanks Mick (for being a rolling stone!).

        Number of Stars?   “WOW !   THAT  MANY ! “

 

PERFORMANCE  OF  THE  YEAR!

           Barbra (aka Babs)  Streisand…..

               REVIEW  (NONE):   Just number of Stars:  A GALAXY!

and then….

 PERFORMANCE:  Arcade Fire !

           RENEE’S  REVIEW:  The “experience” of a live concert (in my living room) plus walking on the sidewalk in Huntington Beach California  (the bicycles  looked familiar )

             Number of Stars:  * * * * (for the light show and for the song….)

AND  THE  GRAMMY  WENT   TO….

 

 

 

 

****Special Thanks To The National Post

above, The Fab Four in FAB-U-LOUS COATS….

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(I , Renee Ashley Baker, will NOT be doing anything in Los Angeles with Arnold Swarzeneggar.  I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be moving to Paris France….)

below….photos of Renee Ashley Baker

                                

                                                                          

                                                                       (NOW  TURN  IT  UP! )

 Listen–click link: (for Renee #9): 

 http://ilike.myspacecdn.com/play#Paris+Hilton:Turn+It+Up:449097:s2145785.9791024.49169.0.2.8%2Cstd_a59b327077144a62891250af4dc98622

 

 

                                             (NOW   SCROLL   DOWN)

Glamorous Wednesday’s Friday Favorites (music)

July 16, 2008

                              THIS SUMMER….

 

RENEE FOR HIM….

RENEE FOR HIM (AND HER)….

RENEE FOR “THE NEXT GENERATION”….

Rabtelevision: www.rabtelevision.spaces.live.com

DISNEY AND RENEE:  Disney will distribute Renee Ashley Baker’s first motion picture, in movie theatres worldwide, under an “output deal” valued at $53.5 million dollars.  Renee Ashley Baker will make a “profit” of $104.3 million dollars….

Renee Ashley Baker resides in Washington DC….

NO TO DENVER COLORADO: The “poor, broke, dirty, C-list, shakedown, cowtown” named Denver is NOT going to “break into my house and steal papers” and Denver is NOT going to “build my Chinese libraries” and Denver is NOT going to get (EXTORT) any of my  $53.5 million dollars (and certainly won’t get any of my $104.5 million dollars.  Okay?  Now leave me alone Cowtown !