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PRESIDENT OBAMA CHRISTMAS CARDS! (by ReneeAB9) plus Buyers/Retailers New Designs for the Home by ReneeAB9 (ReneeAB9 a $400 Million Dollar Company?) plus Anna Wintour News and Taylor Swift News !

November 11, 2014

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER WILL NOT BE SHOWING “RENEEAB9 DESIGNER LINE” NOR ERMA FRENCH PERFUME AND DESIGN ON ANY TV (NOT QVC, NOT ABC, NOT CBS. NOR NBC, NOR FOX 31. RENEE ASHLEY BAKER WILL NOT BE DOING ANY TV EITHER…HOPEFULLY, RENEEAB9 AND ERMA FRENCH PERFUME AND DESIGN WILL BE OWNED BY THE WERTHEIMERS….

NOW…..

CHRISTMAS CARD: “A VERY OBAMA CHRISTMAS BY RENEEAB9”

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BUY CHRISTMAS CARD (CLICK LINK):
Product Site: http://www.zazzle.com/christmas_card_very_obama_christmas_by_reneeab9-137712556324389618

MANLY MAN DESIGNER LUMBER THROW PILLOW FOR (WHERE ELSE) THE BEDROOM…..

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ReneeAB9 DESIGNER CHRISTMAS CARD

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ReneeAB9 MODERN ORBIT DESIGNER COASTERS

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(above, Eye See You “Kindle Folio” designed by ReneeAB9)

So, I, Renee Ashley Baker, want to be a designer. I rolled up my sleeves and I “got bizy”…..Here’s what I’ve come up with….hope you buy!

Housewares….

Pillows, desk lamps, place mats, jumbo mugs, and designer plates. This collection is called “ReneeAB9 Modern Orbit”:

ReneeAB9 Modern Orbit Porcelain Designer Plates ($45 each —buy a set of 8)

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ReneeAB9 Modern Orbit Jumbo Designer Mugs

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ReneeAB9 Modern Orbit Designer Throw Pillow in black & white

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Eye See You Pop Art Coasters designed by ReneeAB9

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Wedding ….

Note Cards that double as “invitations or save the date”: This “wedding collection” is called “Save The Date: I Got My Guy” (designed by ReneeAB9)

(Exterior Front “Note Card”)

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(Interior “Note Card”)

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BELOW ONE OF THE TOP 10 HONEYMOON DESTINATIONS….

romantic destinations for honeymoon

Office/Business Accessories….(For Her/For Him):

Eye See You and Manly Man Laptop Commuter Bags designed by ReneeAB9

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Anna Wintour 2014

NOW…SHOUT OUT TO ANNA WINTOUR: DO YA LIKE THE COLLECTION? Below the new office of Anna Wintour , Editor at Vogue Magazine (office in the 1 World Trade Center Building).

Anna Wintours New Office at Vogue 1 World Trade Center

BELOW…RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S NEW OFFICE IN FRANCE.
Below the house where Renee Ashley Baker will have her “design studio” for “ReneeAB9” and for “Erma French Perfume and Design” (both design companies hopefully owned 70% by the Wertheimers…I’m keeping my fingers crossed…All Eye On Me…)

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RENEEAB9 IS THE DESIGNER LINE PRICED AS THOUGH IT WERE MAINSTREAM…..

Coming Soon–Designer Chocolates from ReneeAB9

(All ReneeAB9 Collections are Designed by Renee Ashley Baker)

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Visit ReneeAB9 Store at: http://www.Zazzle.com/ReneeAB9

NOW THE NEW ONE….BLANK SPACES… BY TAYLOR SWIFT….

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Dark Victory by Dan E Moldea

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will NOT work for Universal Studios nor for Warner Bros. Click link BELOW to read why:
http://www.sohh.com/2011/09/interscope_records_under_fire_for_cocain.html

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TO: SURI, LUCIA, SJP and Baby Blue Ivy “Happy Thanksgiving”… (plus NEW CHRISTMAS SONG from Renee Ashley Baker)

November 13, 2012

“Good-Bye To Mary Martin’s Son” from Renee Ashley Baker

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LISTEN To Renee’s New Christmas Song (Click On Diamond Microphone Below)

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“INFRARED” starring Renee Ashley Baker

(to view video click “Infrared” photo below)

(Now Scroll Down For “Killing Em With Laughter”…)

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REMEMBER THESE GEMS?

“GOLDWATER IS GOING TO KILL EVERYBODY” (1964)

“WILLIE HORTON KILLED SOMEBODY” (1988)

“ROMNEY KILLED MY WIFE” (2012)

“DON’T KILL NOBODY, JUST SLEEP WITH A GUY…” (2012)

AND….

Renee Ashey Baker’s 2012 Obama Campaign Ad Response ( Rebuttal ? )

To View New Video Click On Photo Of Renee Ashley Baker Below

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I’ll be moving on to Paris France to hopefully work for The Wertheimers and Erma French Perfume and Design…

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“TOMB OF THE UNKNOWN SOLDIER”

SCROLL DOWN FOR MY “VETERAN’S DAY 2012” POST….