Posts Tagged ‘poetry’

Mel Gibson, Sarah Palin (and…. Baby Makes Three)

July 20, 2010





 Renee Ashley Baker

 Copyright 2010 by Renee Ashley Baker


Lucia, Lucia, How grande it is to be ya

Lucia, Lucia, Une  grande  petite  bebe

123, ABC, Can you make a smile for me

123, ABC , Can you make a smile ?

123, ABC, Can you take a step for me

123, ABC, Can you take a step ?

123, ABC, Can you shake a dance for me

123, ABC, Can you shake a dance ?

 (the end)


plus    (He’s Irish!)



 Renee Ashley Baker 

Copyright 2010  by Renee Ashley Baker


His grandmother was a Palin

Who thought that he’d go sailin

He’d take a Tripp, upon a ship, and maybe he’d be whalen

But baker, Quaker, candlestick maker,  doctor,  lawyer,  Van Halen ?

A  rattle  he’ll  naw

Policeman  for  ma ?

Then —  bad guys  he’ll  be jailin

(the end)




 Renee Ashley Baker

Copyright 2003 by Renee Ashley Baker


Will  his  daughter catch a spy

Will she let them make her cry

If  she  hollers let her be

Said the sailor from the sea

Will she be a friend or foe

Catch a spy man by the toe

If  he  hollers let him go?

Eeeny  Meeny Mighty Moe

(the end ?)



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Potpourri:Fine Art and Fine Living

August 18, 2009

The Film Mystique (Movies To See….Now)

Grey Gardens

Grey Gardens (Drama) ….Starring jessica Lange and Drew Barrymore (411: About Park Avenue/Hamptons Socialites “Big and Lil Edie Bouvier”)

The Time Travelers Wife

“The Time Traveler’s Wife” (Love Story) Starring Eric Bana and Rachel McAdams (411: Produced by Brad Pitt)

District 9 the movie

“District 9” (Action) Starring Sharlto Copley and Jason Cope (411: Cost only $30 million to produce)

Brad Pitt starring in Inglorious Bastards

“Inglorious Bastards” (History) Starring Brad Pitt (411: It stars Brad Pitt!)

The Fever Dream Mystique (Now On Tour)

Hall and Oates

Roger Daltry

Now On Tour: Daryl Hall and John Oates, Roger Daltry, Depeche Mode, Jackson Browne, Chris Isaak, Lyle Lovett and John Hiatt.

The “Far Out ” Mystique

DVD Woodstock 3 Days of Peace and Love

DVD: Woodstock 3 Days of Peace and love (Now In Memory)

The Feminine Mystique

Model by DeSciose

DeSciose (of Denver)

Gilles Bensimon and model

Gilles Bensimon (of Paris )

photograph by Patrick Demarchelier

Patrick Demarchelier (of London)

Catherine Deneuve by Helmut Newton

Helmut Newton (of Germany)

Monte Carlo by Louis Icart

Louis Icart (of Monaco Monte Carlo)

The Fourth Estate Mystique

Helen Thomas

“Happy Birthday Helen” from Renee Ashley Baker

The Fluffy Estate Mystique

Leona Helmsley with Trouble

“Ruff Ruff” (or “Rip off! Rip off ! In dog language). Trouble, Leona Helmsley’s “pampered pooch” is suing (in court!) to get a bigger cut of the $136 million dollars left to him by hotel queen Leona Helmsley.

The Freedom Mystique

Liberty and Tyranny by Mark R Levin

“Liberty and Tyranny” by Mark Levin

The Floating Word Mystique

Rattle poetry magazine

“Rattle” by resident poet and editor in chief Alan Fox
(Renee Ashley Baker’s aside: “Hey, Mr. Fox, how about a real estate loan?”)

“The Fois Gras Mystique”

Pate de fois gras by Petrossian

Pate de Fois Gras by Petrossian (Renee Ashley Baker’s favorite snack–on toast).

The “That Far Away?” Mystique
New York by Zachwsu on Flickr

A second Exodus? Yup, out of New York City. “Why not?” says Scott Friedman of DAT Minyan Synagogue in Denver, Colorado. Friedman wants to incide a great western migration–Oregon Trail style–but Jewish. Check out Scott’s website at:

The Favorite Star Mystique

Mel Gibson 1

Mel Gibson 2

Mel Gibson 3

“I, Renee Ashley Baker, want to meet Mel Gibson. He is my absolute favorite star. But–I’m torn and I don’t know what to say to him. (Yes, I do wear glasses)….What I mean is, I feel as though it was I, Renee Ashley Baker, who somehow–via osmosis–put Mel with “Nurse Moore”. So–I’m sad about the “marriage” break up. On the other hand he is Mel Gibson–the “sexiest man alive” Mel Gibson! So–I’m running a contest: “What Should Renee Ashley Baker Say To Mel Gibson?” Should it be–
“I’m glad you got rid of her now you and I can be together?” Or….
“What do you think you’re doing getting rid of Robin–Batman?”….

Statement 1 or Statement 2….Which should it be? Serious or hilarious. (Although something tells me Mel Gibson would laugh –out loud– if either statement came out of me) ….

The public can mail their contest votes to: “What Should She Say To Gerard?” (at

Inauguration: The Anti-Inauguration Poem

January 20, 2009


      The “Anti-Inauguration Poem”


Renee Ashley Baker

(copyright 2009 by Renee Ashley Baker ALL RIGHTS RESERVED)

 Ginger or Mary Ann

Sonny or Tom Hagen

Bernie Madoff or Mark Rich

Captain Sully does a ditch

Hurricane Blew Things Unhinged

A freaky sight just came on “Fringe”

Pitts new character a Benji he

I took my turn to jump on Wii

Suri’s dad he did the worm

To Valkerie from “The Firm”

Auto men won’t leave their jets

I’ll say ‘good-bye” to the ‘Vette’

My Sharona still played on Monk

FDR on tv–was Joe Biden drunk?

My James Bond still never takes a fall

He does his dishes with ‘Finish Electrosol”

Dirty creeps bathed at Kentucky Chicken

My Seiko watch just keeps on ticken

Space Station Bag it came a loose

A snow storm derailed that ‘big caboose’

Elliot Spitzer tried to be a ‘playa’

Now he’s in jail, do you hear what I saya?

Slapchop and Graty made their debut

The ‘pedegg’ on tv showed rough heels what’s new

Beijing lit up like a birthday cake

Now made in China is what they ‘used to make’

Still A gallon went to $4 dollars

John Walsh and his crew are still making collars

Hillary lost without a tear in her eye

Richard Gere told everyone to hug the ‘bad guy’ (wha?)

Blago wants to sell a senate seat

Just $1 million 99 it can’t be beat

George Bush’s last day is 1 -20-99

Joy Behar made it jewelry, isn’t she fine?

George Bush is outgoing with a wink and a coup

But what did he say?  “Watch out for that shoe”

I wear Chanel  and I love Jimmy Choo

I sick of this poem–how bout you?


“I  NEED   A   HERO !”….









Above, Pam Davis who “told” the FBI on Blago.   She wore a wire!!!  Pam Davis “is” Renee Ashley Baker….                                           


Below…More of Renee Ashley Baker’s “Heros”


Go Airforce!  Ace pilot Chesley Sullenberger, III. ….Sully as he’s known to friends and family began flying airplanes at the age of 14.   Captain Sully is a former U.S. Air Force fighter pilot who flew “F4   Phantom Jets”.


                                           LIV    RENEE    WALKER



PREVIEW: Valentine’s Day

February 7, 2008

                                        Lindt Valentine’s Day                 

                         The History of Valentine’s Day

        Valentine’s Day (also called Saint Valentine’s Day) is a holiday celebrated on February 14th.  It is the traditional day on which lovers express their love for each other by sending Valentine’s cards or by gifting candy or flowers.

The Name: 

      The holiday is named after ‘two’ among numerous Early Christian figures named Valentine.  One being Saint Valentine of Terni.

The Romantic Association:

     The holiday became associated with ‘romantic love’ in the circle of Geoffrey Chaucer (during the High Middle Ages) when the tradition of  ‘courtly love’  flourished.   (Note: About Chaucer’s  ‘Love Birds’  I  give you  “Parlement of Foules”  by Geoffrey Chaucer….

            “For this was seynt Volantynys Day…When every byrd comyth there to choose his mate….” 

           Did you know this poem was written by Chaucer to honor the first anniversary of the engagement of King Richard II of England to Anne of Bohemia…By the way, She 14 years of age and he just 13 years of age).

The Greetings:  “When You Care Enough To Send The Very Best”  — Hallmark Cards (Since 1910, founded in Missouri)

           In modern times the holiday has become most associated with the exchange of love notes in the form of ‘valentines’.   Such ‘valentines’ have always included the ‘heart shaped outline’  and the ‘figure of the winged cupid’.  Since the mid-nineteenth century mass produced ‘greeting cards’ surpassed handwritten notes.  The U.S. Greeting Card Association estimates that approximately one billion valentines are sent each year worldwide, making the day the second largest card-sending holiday of the year (behind Christmas).  The Association estimates that women purchase approximately 85 percent of all valentines….

The Gifts: 

      From the “most expensive” ($215,000) to the “Hallmark Card” click below to send a gift to “your special valentine”….

                              Gifts!   Gifts!  Gifts!

Perfume 1

Clive Christian’s “Imperial Majesty” ,  $215,000 per bottle….

                                Perfume 3

Clive Christian’s  “No.1” ,   $2,150 per bottle…

Perfume 4

Caron “Poive”,  $2,000 per bottle…

                                    Chocolates 2

Noka Vintages Chocolates, $854 per pound…

Chocolates 1

Neuchatel of Switzerland Chocolates, $508 per pound…

                           Blindfold from Redenvelope

For Them:  Silk & Suede Blindfolds from….   (“Just where “is” Val Kilmer?”  said, Renee Ashley Baker)

Coasters from Red envelope

For Them: Croc Coasters from

                          Pajamagram for men

For Him:

Flowers For Men

For Him: Valentine’s Day Flowers

                          Valentine’s Day Cards 

For Him (or Her)  Hallmark Music Cards…. 

special thanks: Wikipedia