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COMPLETED…..FOR MEN ONLY: Photography by Renee Ashley Baker; Plus The Erma Foundation: Fashion Walks For Autism, New York City, ReneeAB9, (No to Gale/Gail)

April 7, 2015

(above, Renee Ashley Baker Starring In: “Star Wars Infrared”)

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(above, “Archie On Antenna TV” photos by Renee Ashley Baker)  

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Chef Philippe Chow

(above Renee Ashley Baker’s Mother –Lady Irma/Erma and Chef Philippe Chow)

SAVE THE DATE!   (FOR MOMMY!)

 THE ERMA FOUNDATION:

FASHION WALKS FOR AUTISM “A VERY SPECIAL AFFAIR” !

FASHION WEEK NEW YORK 2015 !

FYI:  Erma French Perfume and Design company will be owned 30% by CP (and 70% hopefully by The Wertheimers).   The Champagne Socialite cocktail company will be owned 60% by CP (and 40% hopefully by The Rothschilds).

NOW….

MOORE PHOTOGRAPHY BY RENEE ASHLEY BAKER

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NO TO DENVER’S PITON FOUNDATION….

No I Say No

NO: STILL “NO” TO Oprah Winfrey, No to Gail King, No to Jennifer Hudson, No to Jennifer Lopez, No to Tea Leoni, No to CBS, No to NBC, No to Rianna, No to Nicky Manaj, No to Beyonce, No to Madonna, No to Kim Kardashian, No to Karueche, No to Lil Kim, No to Mary Blige, No to Jill Scott, No to Christina Aguillera, No to Jessica Alba, No to Selena, No to Miley Cyrus, No to Katy Perry , No to Gwen Stefani, No to Patricia Arquette, No to Julia Roberts, No to Charlize Theron, and….No to Justin Bieber, No to Dr. Dre, No to Snoop Dog, No to Jay-Z, No to Sean Puffy (P Diddy) Combs, No to Chris Brown, No to Ludacris, No to Lil Wayne, No to LL Cool J, No to Tyga, No to Drake, No to Wale, No to Tyrese, No to George Clooney, No to Bradley Cooper, No to Robert DeNiro, No to Universal Studios, No to Warner Bros/Interscope ….And No to Denver’s Dogs Tippy and Elway….

NOW….. 

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VIEW ERMA FRENCH PERFUME AND DESIGN ON MYSPACE (CLICK ON LOGO ABOVE) NOW….

AND…AND…AND….

….ReneeAB9

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VIEW “RENEEAB9” MEN’S DESIGNER LINE PRODUCT SITE (CLICK ON BRIEFCASE ABOVE)  

NOW…STATS

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THIS BLOG HAS SURPASSED 2,900,000 VIEWS….!!!!!  

NOW….

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S FRANCE HOUSE

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(above, The House Chanel Bought !)

SCROLL DOWN FOR MORE “ABOUT RENEE ASHLEY BAKER”

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USS GEORGE WASHINGTON TO THE RESCUE ! (plus Shout Out To Disney–A Pitch! plus Happy Veterans Day 2013: My Mother Erma–My One and Only Mother Was The Lady Behind The Soldier….)

November 2, 2013

NOW….

PLEASE

HELP!

TYPHOON VICTIMS IN THE PHILLIPINES

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TO THE RESCUE: HMS DARING and USS GEORGE WASHINGTON

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British and U.S. Military lead the way….bringing drinking water, food, and other supplies. HELP…PLEASE!

and…

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THE ERMA FOUNDATION (TEF)

(Universal/MCA/DreamWorks and Warner Bros/Interscope will not be sitting on the “Board” of The Erma Foundation….(Universal/MCA has “organized crime” back and Warner Bros/Interscope has “the Crips”)….Click on the Lady’s photo below to visit The Erma Foundation website…

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The LADY Behind The Soldier was my Mother–the beautiful Mrs. A/B– aka Erma (pictured above wearing “gold”!)…It was she (my Mother) who “signed papers” so that my brother (James) could enlist in the Military at age 17. My brother [JAMES] spent 25 years in the U.S. Air Force…. (My brother James also was friends with a “real” DuPont, he did “special work” for the U.S. Secret Service and he ran a “department” for the city of New York).

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The above photos were taken in Germany (I believe) inside the “barracks” and in front of an “EMBASSY” or a “CONSULATE”….

(My brother James grew up in St. Louis Missouri…Meaning that–my brother (James) started “Kindergarten” in St. Louis Missouri and St. Louis Missouri is where he my brother (James) enlisted in the U.S. Air Force)

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Below are some things for MEN who are “retired from the military”. Below are some things my brother “JAMES” liked….

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1. A TAILORED WARDROBE
My brother James was a “shoe horse”. He always, always wore “expensive” shoes. The Neff wardrobe (above) has a “sophisticated functionality” (notice the elegant leather trim on the shelves ?).

and….

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2. A ROCKING CHAIR
My brother James had a “Brentwood Rocker”. This “rocking chair” is both a rocker and a “sculpture”. It is for the MAN who has everything.

and….

Bang Olufsen Beo Sound

3. A SUPERIOR STEREO SYSTEM
My brother James “loved” his music (but he hated “rap music”). Above is the cool looking “Beo Sound by Bang & Olufsen”. It is for that “real cool cat!”…..

and….

Canvas Pop wall art

4. A PHOTOGRAPH
My brother James loved his cameras (His German Leica and his Pentax). My brother James loved to “take pictures”. CanvasPop turns personal photos into beautiful canvas art pieces.

and….

Gladiator Garage Compactor

5. A GLADIATOR
My brother James was a Gladiator (aka a Soldier who fought in Viet Nam). The Gladiator Garage Compactor condenses the amount of recycled material you’ll have to sit curbside each week.

and…..

Phillip Jeffries Kitty Hawk Aviator Wall Tile

6. A HOME SWEET HOME
My brother James loved his home (two “white lions” stood guard at the front steps of my brother James’ house). If you need wall covering, for say a “home office”, try Phillip Jeffries “Aviator” wall coverings (shown above is “Kitty Hawk Copper” and shown below is the “USS Kitty Hawk” ON TAKE OFF!).

USS Kitty Hawk

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7. THE PLANET
My brother James was a MAN who got to “see the world”. He got to, as they say, “travel the world over”. Above is the “Q-Ball Connection by Atmosphere”. It is an illuminated globe that shows international phone and internet codes for every country. (sold at DWR.com)

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and…..

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RE: ROBIN THICKE
I’ve been “verbally harassed” “verbally bothered” (by some Denver “bums”) about Robin Thick. Who the HELL is Robin Thicke? I’ve never purchased any of his “songs” and now–I will not be doing so. In my opinion Robin Thick is a “thief and a sissy”. I now realize that there is a “group of bums” around who are “extorting” for the “married to’s” (aka the “nobodys” married to Brittany Spears or married to whomever). If Robin Thicke isn’t “man” enough to “do his own work” then he must be made–by the courts–to LEAVE ALONE the work of “The Legends”. (I want the Federal Judges to make Robin Thick get his “poor hands” off of Marvin Gaye’s work !!!).

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President John F Kennedy profile

Christopher Walken in A view to a Kill

RE: THE 50TH ANNIVERSARY

President John F Kennedy

(Please click on photo of President JFK to view my “TREATISE”….)

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If–I, Renee Ashley Baker, do a game show (it will be with Disney/ABC) and I, Renee Ashley Baker will be the “only Judge”….And the “game show” will be owned by CP Irrevocable Trust. (There will be no “game show” for Oprah Winfrey nor for Sean Puffy Combs).

Renee Ashley Baker will “reside” in East Hampton New York

(NOW SCROLL DOWN TO HALLOWEEN 2013)

RENEE’S SUGGESTIONS: HOW TO DONATE MONEY, CLOTHING, & ELECTRONICS (plus JACKIE KENNEDY, PRESIDENT OBAMA, THE ERMA FOUNDATION, KENNEDY HYANNISPORT, HILLARY CLINTON, HOME SECURITY, NEW YORK CITY GETAWAY, U.S. MILITARY CHARITIES, KIDS, & DETROIT)

August 21, 2013

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click photo above to view Renee Ashley Baker’s Website (above, SPOILED CHILD, Renee Ashley Baker, wearing her “suede Mary Janes)….

and….

TO HISTORY GOES “THE SPOILS”….

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MARTIN LUTHER KING (COURTESY OF GETTY IMAGES)

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“CRAZY HORSE”

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(This photo is NOT “photo-shopped” ….It is like this in the camera…..)

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER RESIDES IN NEW YORK (in…THE HAMPTONS)…

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NOW….

WHICH IS IT ?

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Renee Suggests: That Renee Ashley Baker carry the above, Tiffany & Co handbag to a Christmas party in New York City….(but…which is it…Garnet…. or…. Ruby ? )

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ARMOUR ALL ?

THE [WH] GETS NEW [ARMOUR] FOR [POTUS]….

Jackie Kennedy First Lady WH Tour

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Renee Suggests: Change Your Style
Did you know that the WH is getting a $360 Million Dollar Renovation in 2014 ?

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ROYAL NEWS…..

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A FOOT UP?

Vevian Handmade Jacob Booties

Renee Suggests: Giving baby the Royal Boot? (Nah, not on your life….)

However, my Mother (the beautiful Mrs A/B) always baught me “suede shoes” when I was an infant and when I was a toddler (you can see brown suede Mary Janes on my feet in my “portrait” which, were probably purchased by Mummy at Stix Baer Fuller or Famous Barr in St. Louis). Even now– I love “suede shoes”….I wore suede “wedgies” and suede “clogs” all through high school (I attended George Washington High School on Monaco Parkway in the rich Jewish neighborhood of Crestmoor Park). Above, are shoes “befitting a Royal Prince”. They are the baby version of Kate’s navy suede Stuart eitzman Corkswoon wedges (about $146; Vivian co uk)

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DONATE AND DECLUTTER

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Renee Suggests: Making room new fall/winter wear and new electronics by Donating your old “items” as follows:

1. General Donations (Excessaccess org)
2. Eyeglasses (Lionsclubs org)
3. Gently Used Shoes (Soles4souls org)
4. Men’s Suits and Ties (Careergear org)

and…

A STORY IN PICTURES ?

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Renee Suggests:
Renee Ashley Baker doing a “photo essay” for Nikon Cool Pix, in Europe (in 2016)

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ONE LAST GET TOGETHER ?

(IN EAST HAMPTON OR WHEREEVER YOU’RE AT ?)

East Hampton Cookout

Renee Suggests: A Cookout For The Troops

Have one last cookout–make it an end of summer “garden party” “lawn party” (or BBQ) for The Troops…..Just register your “get together” at: bbqforthetroops.org and create a web page where “invitees” can donate to support the approximately 2.5 million Men and Women serving in our Military.

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WHAT TO DO WITH DETROIT?

from MOTOR CITY

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to

SOLAR CITY ?

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Renee Suggests: A New Concept… Detroit should go from being “Motor City” to “SOLAR CITY”.
Click On Link Below To View Renee Ashley Baker’s Plan(“The National Debt Solution”)

https://reneeashleybaker.wordpress.com/2012/11/26/cyber-monday-2012-luxury-shopping-plus-national-debt-solution-the-baker-plan-plus-president-john-f-kennedy-assassination-anniversary-plus-a-man-for-christmas-hell-take-me-shopping/

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FOR A “THEATRICAL” EXPERIENCE….

The Fabulous Fox Theatre in St Louis

Renee Suggests: The Fabulous Fox Theatre (in St. Louis)

and…

FOR THE LITTLE ONES NOT YET IN SCHOOL…..

Kids Cookbook

Renee Suggests: Buy “Sponge Bob’s Kitchen Mission Cookbook” (so the little ones don’t get bored)…..

and….

ONE LAST ROMANTIC WEEKEND GETAWAY?

St Regis Hotel

Renee Suggests: The St. Regis Hotel in NYC It is tres Fabulous!

and….

FOR HOME SECURITY:

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Renee Suggests: AT & T Digi Life

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TO GET READY….

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Renee Suggests: Make A “Ready Plan”
Visit: Ready.gov

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Renee Suggests: Buying A Summer Home

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“HEH HEH HEH” ….But, really folks I’m serious…Maybe Taylor (Swift) will rent her summer house….it IS right across the street from the Kennedy manse (in Hyannisport)….

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Renee Suggests: Vote Hillary in 2016

Hillary Clinton 2016

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ALWAYS FIRST…..ALWAYS A LADY…..

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ONCE The Erma Foundation is up and running (organized with ten Board Members) we will be conducting a “”Membership Drive”. Meaning, that Save The Date announcements will be sent out to Presidents and Chairmen of Fortune 500 Companies (in the U.S.), to Presidents and Chairmen of the Tap 100 High Tech Companies (around the world), and Millionaires and Billionaires (in the U.S. and around the World)…..Click photo above (of Renee Ashley Baker’s Mother) to Visit: TEF aka The Erma Foundation.

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OH, AND ONE FINAL SUGGESTION….

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RENEE IS OUT ! (With A $25 Million Dollar Settlement)….

WHY….

I’VE HEARD THAT …

Jennifer Anniston and Brad Pitt (smoked up all the weed/pot/bud)
Melanie Griffith and Antonio Banderas (snorted up all the cocaine)
Angelina Jolie and Billy Bob Thornton (shot up all the heroin)

Whether all this is true or not, I DON’T KNOW, however—on a daily basis I’ve been verbally “harassed” to hire/use the above named. It seems that the “Wrong Ones” now have the “film industry” and therefore I have “no interest in the film industry”.

(….NOW SCROLL DOWN FOR MORE GREAT IDEAS….)

Denver: President Obama Spoke Here…..#Hot Topics, #Political Photography

July 31, 2013

VIEW RENEE’S WIX WEBSITE…..LIVE FROM THE HAMPTONS NEW YORK (CLICK LINK BELOW)

http://ladyallegro.wix.com/reneeashleybaker#!contact

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Lincoln High by Renee Ashley Baker

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Back Story: Lincoln High School in Denver (where President Obama gave a speech in 2012).

Top Photo Credit: “Lincoln High” photographed by Renee Ashley Baker

The Rich by Renee Ashley Baker…. (for Memorial Day 2013)

May 20, 2013

Happy Memorial Day

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Riderless Horse Military Honor

MILITARY HONORS:

Traditional Honors for Military Men are: Taps and The “Riderless” Horse….

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NOW

ABOUT

THE

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HOW THE RICH MAKE ROMANCE….

Romance

Renee Is Looking For A Man !

Renee Ashley Baker’s matchmaker is “billionaire matchmaker” Janis Spindel…..

(Renee’s “Man” must be 60-70 years of age, Jewish, NOT in Showbusiness, but a millionaire or billionaire….)

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HOW THE RICH WALK….

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Chanel (with Erma French Perfume and Design soon to follow ?)

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HOW THE RICH WAR ….

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Renee Ashley Baker is looking forward to the next “Star Wars” (from Lucasfilm and Disney)….

HOW THE RICH PLAY (AND PARTY) …..

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Polo Playing via Prince Harry…..

plus

Coming Soon: The Erma Foundation Gold Mask Ball (to be held in Paris France)…..

HOW THE RICH VACATION…..

Eleuthera Island

Eleuthera Island (where The Royals have fun in the sun)….

HOW THE RICH GIVE AWAY THE BRIDE…..

Chanel Wedding Stationery

Chanel Wedding Cake

Chanel stationery and Chanel Wedding Cake…

HOW THE RICH GUARD THEIR BODIES

The Bodyguard

COLIN TEBBUTT and COLIN TRIMMING (were Personal Protection Officer and Super Intentdent respectively for HRH Princess Diana). Elite Bodyguard Services for “the elite” are: Insite (Chris Falkenberg) and The Steele Foundation (Kirian Fitzgibbons)

HOW THE RICH STAY BEAUTIFUL…..

Creme de la Mer

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Worth Perfume

Renee Ashley Baker’s Favorites: Creme de la Mer, Le Clerc Travel Compact and Je Reviens (My Mother Erma kept a bottle of Je Reviens “Worth” perfume on her vanity table when I was a little girl living in St. Louis, Missouri. The Je Reivens “Worth” was sent to my Mother Erma from Paris France)…..

HOW THE RICH HANG THEIR WARDROBES….

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Studio Becker (for Her)

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Studio Becker (for Him)

HOW THE RICH LOVE THEIR BABIES….

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The Baby Spa in London (owned by Laura Sevenus) pampers baby….Right Duchess Kate !

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HOW THE RICH (and POWERFUL) ENTERTAIN….

(My sister “Miss M” has already been invited to the White House….)

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WHITE HOUSE DINNER MENU….1956

The year, was 1956. President and Mrs. Dwight D. Eisenhower mention as one of their favorites a dinner menu that almost any American citizen can enjoy in his own home.

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be in Washington DC to meet President Obama (hopefully) and to “host some Democratic fundraising parties”….

THE EISENHOWER MENU

Broiled Sirloin Steak
Baked Potatoes Green Beans Green Salade with French Dressing Apple Pie with Cheese Coffee

Decorated Ice Cubes

DECORATED ICE CUBES

Arrange in each section of refrigerator tray a berry, red cherry, piece of lemon or orange slice, or sprig of mint. Then fill with water and freeze as usual. Serve in fruit drinks for holidays and celebrations.

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HOW THE RICH VIEW TALENT…

Grammy Nominee Miguel on piano photo

SHOUT OUT TO: Sony Records and Virgin Records. One of you should sign my relative “MIGUEL” (the Grammy nominee) to a “recording contract”. His rendition of “Forget Me Not” is AWESOME!

In the “Forget Me Not” video Miguel will play all the instruments….

(JUST LIKE PATRICE ! )

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HOW THE RICH VIEW “CLASS”….

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Click above on the “classy” photo of the “LADY” who inspired The Erma Foundation (aka Renee Ashley Baker’s Mother an Army Wife and an Air Force Mother )

WANT SECURITY AND AUTOMATION (AT YOUR FINGERTIPS ?)

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Control 4 home automation

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INTRODUCING….

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“DIGITAL LIFE”….

Personalized Home Security and Automation (For A Whole New Way Of Life)

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SHOUT OUT:

SHOUT OUT TO ATT AND CONTROL 4….

HOW WOULD ONE OF YOU LIKE TO SPONSOR RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S USTREAM.TV “dating show” ?

(to be taped live from The Hamptons)….

ASKING PRICE: $1.2 Million Dollars (for 12 months).

plus….

SHOUTOUT TO ART COLLECTORS:

I, Renee Ashley Baker, would like to sell (to art collectors) 12 photographs taken by Renee Ashley Baker called “12th Knight”. The Collector may choose from “existing photographs” taken by Renee Ashley Baker or the Collector may choose photographs not yet taken by Renee Ashley Baker.

Asking Price: $1.2 Million Dollars (for 12 photographs).

The Solo…

The Ballerina by Cityrat 59

The Corps…

The Ballet at Jezebel com

(above photographs of Ballet Dancers not photographed by Renee Ashley Baker)

DONALD TRUMP WILL STAY “RUMORED ORGANIZED CRIME” (and away from Renee Ashley Baker) ….JACK WELCH IS “CHICKEN CRAP” (no to jack welch)….MITT ROMNEY IS LITTLE MAGIC UNDERWEAR (no to Mitt Romney)

and no to Warner Bros Records and No to Universal/MCA (Renee Ashley Baker will “stay away” from Warner Bros Records/Interscope and stay away from Universal/MCA)

(RENEE ASHLEY BAKER WILL BE MOVING TO “THE HAMPTONS” and then MOVING TO FRANCE TO WORK IN THE FASHION AND BEAUTY INDUSTRY….NOTE: MY MOTHER IS NOT GOING TO BE ME….)

RENEE’S FAVORITES….plus shout out To Tiffany & Co, Sotheby’s, Ford Modeling, at&t, GM (plus Gotta A Rental House in The Hamptons?)

April 26, 2012

Renee Ashley Baker’s favorite “wet suit” ….A Ford Modeling Gig for Renee?

Renee Ashley Baker’s favorite nail polish….HARD CANDY….

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TO HEAR MUSIC TO “SUNSHINE REMIX” CLICK ON MICROPHONE ABOVE….

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I, Renee Ashley Baker would like to meet with the Chairman and/or President of Tiffany & Co (in New York) abut my designing (for Tiffany & Co) the “Irmigard” crocodile handbag….Which will sell for $3,000 – $10,000.

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Dear Sotheby’s Auction House: As previously stated, I, Renee Ashley Baker, would like to meet with you (in New York) about your “auctioning” 9 of my photographs to a European “art collector”. I’d like a “million dollar guarantee” (although I will sell/auction two other photographs for a minimum bid of $10,000 each).

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Dear Rental House Owners: Have you got a house in South Hampton or East Hampton that you can rent on “flexible terms”?

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Dear Ford Modeling Agency: As previously stated I, Renee Ashley Baker, would like to meet with you (in New York) about your “representing me” as a “spokes model” for AT&T, GM, Moet Champagne, Chanel, Jimmy Choo…..

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Yes, the New York MEN in Janis Spindel’s “rolodex” will be able to email, text message and phone Renee Ashley Baker. (I am seriously looking for a husband so I expect you “MEN” to be serious too….)

and here’s Renee….

(Scroll Down To View Videos Starring Renee)

OSAMA TO OBAMA, SEPT 9 TO DC 9 (U.S.A. MA HEADLINE NEWS)

September 10, 2011

OSAMA RECEIVES BURIAL AT SEA

On May 2, 2011 Taliban General Osama Bin Laden’s body was lowered to its final resting place (at sea) from the Naval aircraft carrier U.S.S.  Carl Vinson.

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THE IRENE STORM (OR  WHO SHOOK THE CHINOOK ?)

On August 5, 2011 a U.S. Special Forces Team was shot down by an Al Qaeda Taliban misile—18 Wives Widowed—“NO  NAME”  given as to who loaded the team on board.

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SEPT 9   OR   DC  9

On September 9, 2001 planes flew but investigator/filmmaker Jonathan Elinoff (in his new documentary “Core of Corruption”) suggests that big bad Middle Eastern terrorists are really just a gang of “drug traffickers” using DC 9’s instead of cars to run dope….

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ATHEISTS SICK OF CROSS (OR WHO GOT CROSSED UP ?)

On July 27, 2011 the American Atheists  Party filed a lawsuit to prevent the WTC Miracle Cross from being added to the 9/11 Memorial.  (Peptides need Pepto should be the headline)

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OBAMA  “A DEFINING MOMENT”

On past posts I, Renee Ashley Baker, have told you (my readers) about my family.  About my relative who has his office in the J Edgar Hoover Building.  Well, my relatives’  FRIENDS are “gifted and talented” too.  The sister (of the relative officed in the J Edgar Hoover Building) has a SORORITY  SISTER who wrote a book—about President Obama.  The book is called “A Defining Moment” and its by Black photographer Patricia Duncan.  Patricia is available for interviews.  (OH–and don’t forget to buy MY ebook …read on  below….)

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JFK:  A  NU  BK  4  U

On November 22, 1963 President John F. Kennedy was assassinated in Dallas.  Read my 4part ebook series “Irma’s House Of Numbers” (Counting The Kennedy Conspiracy).  Read it on your Ipad, your Kindle, your Nook, your Zoon, your Samsung Galaxy Tab.  Click link to Amazon Kindle: http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_ss_c_1_12?url=search-alias%3Ddigital-text&field-keywords=irma%27s+house+of+numbers&sprefix=irma%27s+house

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SHOUT  OUT  TO  CORPORATIONS

I need 1 Corporate Sponsor to give $250,000 for my Christmas/New Year/Birthday party ( in New York City)  OR  10 Corporate Sponsors to give $25,000 each for my party….

For Corporate Sponsorship:

SHOUT OUT to Rothschild Bank?, Chase Bank? Regions? or Ally?

SHOUT OUT to IBM Storage? , Carbonite? or Back Up My Info?

SHOUT OUT to XM/Sirius? or TIVO? or ROKU?

For Food, Beverage, Goodie Bag Sponsorship:

SHOUT  OUT to Canada Dry Gingerale, Kikkoman, Duncan Hines, JELL-O

SHOUT OUT to Stoli?  or Grey Goose? or Skyy? or KRU?

SHOUT OUT  to Microsoft Zoon and Microsoft Windows Phone (for Goodie Bags)

SHOUT OUT to Bumble and Bumble? or Sebastian? (for Goodie Bags) and

Just Who –Is Invited To Renee Ashley Baker’s  Party?

WHY  “The  Hive”  OF  COURSE

 

                              

Queen Bee aka Lil Kim

 

 

                       The Beehive  aka  “Snookie”

 

                                    SAVE   THE   DATE !

 (party for New York residents only — I can’t fit everybody in)

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RENEE ASHLEY BAKER TAKES PARIS BY STORM !

On April 2012 Renee Ashley Baker arrived at Orly airport in Paris France wearing a Chanel dress, Chanel pearls, Jimmy Choo heels, and a “mink” by Barney’s….Renee says she’d like to design a furniture line to go along with her Tiffany (?) handbag collection, her Chanel (?) Parfum line ,  her Beautiful Day Bed French bed linen line,  and her Ashley Lane jewelry collection.  The furniture collection?  For Roche Bobois of course.                 

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RENEE ASHLEY BAKER GETS MARRIED !

Renee Ashley Baker declared that she will “get married” on the Greek Island of Skorpios in a match made by New York matchmaker Janis Spindel….

he must be caucasian/Jewish, 50-70 years of age, and make $250,000 to $1 million dollars a year…

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13, SEPTEMBER READ RENEE’S NEW BOOK !

On September 13, 2011 You Can Buy Renee Ashley Baker’s  New ebook On Amazon Kindle. Price:  99 cents. 

The title? 

“9/11 :  Barbarians Through The Gates”……

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BLOGGERS–link to this post (copy and paste link): http://ReneeAshleyBaker.Wordpress.com

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NO to Pam Anderson, NO to Reese Witherspoon, No to Warner Bros (no to “Nikita” TV Show), NO to Madonna, No to Oprah Winfrey, No to Universal , No to Donald Trump…

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FOR PETITIONS ONLINE AND FOR MORE “NO” –SCROLL DOWN

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For Sale: Goldeneye below, Plus…An Island Paradise Vacation? (There is still time). . . .

June 24, 2011

 

“Irma’s House Of Numbers” (Counting The Kennedy Conspiracy)

 

 

Buy and tell all your friends to Buy (I need 3,000 sales per month of all three ebooks)

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 ‘HOW I SPENT MY SUMMER VACATION…

        (It’s not too late to book that Island Getaway….)

 

Lyford Cay Luxury Bahamas (at Unusual Villa Rentals com)

 

K Club Luxury  in Barbuda (at Paradise-Islands org)

Villa Marie in St. Tropez (at Concierge com)

Mustique in the Carribbean

Below, Fabulous Mustique Villa  designed by  Oliver Messel

Did you know –that Minerva Paradizo is a fictional character from the Artemis Fowl series of books and is one of the main antagonists in “Artemis Fowl and the Lost Colony” ?   

AND….

Don’t Forget Stateside

The Inn at Fox Hollow in Long Island (at ScottoBrothers com)

 

Below Villa –The Hamptons’ –Long Island

Remember ?

Remember Seinfeld’s  Hamptons’  Summer  House Thingy ?  (It  re-ran last night. . . .LOL)

Take the test below: 

Bikini  Ready?

(Below The Queen)

Sunglass Ready? 

(Below Chanel )

 

Sandal  Ready ? 

 (Below Bernard Rudofsky’s revived 2011 sandals….

               First Lady Jackie Kennedy Onassis  wore  Bernard’s sandals on her and ARI’s  private  Greek Island Skorpios)

Chapeau Ready?

Spring /Summer hat by Louise Greene Millinery

Drink Ready?

(Below The Bubbly)

 

OR

(Below Deep Eddy’s Hard Tea)

 

plus

FOR   SALE:   GOLDEN  EYE

        House For Sale on Kiawah Island (South Carolina)

               Address:  108  Goldeneye  Drive

               Details:  5 bedrooms, 5 & 1/2 baths, 3,545 sq ft

               Asking price:  $ 1, 950, 000

                Realtor:  Movoto com

 

and

SHOUT   OUTS….

              (Three Shout Outs)

  SHOUT  OUT #1:  To Sotheby’s

          I, Renee Ashley Baker, would like to meet with Sotheby’s Auction House in New York about Sotheby’s selling nine (9) of my photographs  (on Flickr). 

      TERMS:  I, Renee Ashey Baker will select the 9 photographs to be sold; (b) The 9 photographs must be sold to a European art collector. (c) I, Renee Ashley Baker will sign and number each of the 9 photographs. (d) I, Renee Ashley Baker, own 100% copyrights to these 9 photographs.  

       Sotheby’s will:  (a) “Forego” the 10% Sellers Commission; (b) “Guarantee” Renee Ashley Baker $1 million dollars for the 9 photographs via a “binding contract” that obliges Sotheby’s to pay seller $1 million dollars. (c) “Cover” all printing costs and marketing costs (marketing meaning catalog printing or possibly marketing via the website Sotheby’s  com.) 

SHOUT OUT #2:  To Chanel Corp:

      I, Renee Ashley Baker, would like to design a line of French bed linen to be named after my Mother’s “day bed”.   A day bed that my Mother kept “beautiful” all day and upon which “sat”  my Mother’s DOLLS….I, Renee Ashley Baker, would like Chanel Corporation to BUY 70% of Renee Ashley Baker’s  French perfume and design company which—will design–(a) a line of crocodile handbags (for Tiffany & Co ?); (b) a line of fine  jewelry (Ashley Lane Jewelers); (c) a perfume line (produced by Chanel perfumes); (d) French bed linen.

SHOUT OUT #3  To Janis Spindel Matchmaking (in New York)

     I, Renee Ashley Baker, will meet with Janis Spindel (in New York) about Janis Spindel finding me a HUSBAND….REQUIREMENTS: Caucasian/Jewish, 50-70 years of age.

PLUS

     TO VIEW RENEE’S PHOTOGRAPHS (click link below ):

http://www.flickr.com/photos/reneebakerstudios/

 

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Men! Men! Men! by Renee Ashley Baker

November 9, 2010

                            

                                                 

                          “56   STEPS”  by  Renee Ashley Baker

                                          YES!  YES!  YES! 

 I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be Tom Cruise’s   ‘leading lady’  in a motion picture –at Paramount —  . . . .(What say you Tom?)

                           

                        above, Top Man (with messed up hair)

 

Women–want to know what guys like?  Well,  according to the November issue of Esquire Magazine men like . . . .

ART:

 

“Runner”  by DeSciose

The Michele Mosko Fine Art Gallery  exhibits PRINTS by Christo, Jasper Johns and Huang Yan;  Mosko also exhibits PHOTOGRAPHY by Bob Kollbrener, Amalie R. Rothschild, and Nicolas DeSciose. (above  “Runner” by Nicolas DeSciose).  The Michele Mosko Fine Art Gallery is located in Denver Colorado. 

HOUSES:

The Structured House (Cost:  $3  million +)

Also known as  “The Sleeper House” because Woody Allen used the house in his movie, “Sleeper” (a comedy about “the future”). The house is located just outside Denver Colorado and goes up for auction tommorrow.

  Listed By:  Kentwood Cherry Hills Real Estate 

 Opening Bid:  $3 million dollars 

Auction Date:  November 10, 2010. 

 

BOOKS:

“Living Large” by Sarah Z. Wexler

and books by Jeannies!

read  “Barbara Eden: My Story”   (by Barbara Eden)

MEN  LIKE . . . .

SPENDING BUCKS (ON GIFTS FOR HIS WOMAN)

above, fur coat sold by Dan Sharp Luxury Outerwear (in Cherry Creek/Denver)

SPENDING BUCKS  (ON GIFTS FOR HIMSELF)

 

FINE  DINING:

Credit Cards A La Carte!

(The New Zync from American Express) 

 

plus

New Restaurants A La Carte!

ABC Restaurant (New York)

Gather (Berkley)

Menton (Boston)

Miller Union  (Atlanta)

MEN LIKE TO Say

” Bon Appetite!”

Award Winning Chef Graham Elliot

Try Graham’s Pan Seared Scallops with Basil Hayden’s Bourban Maple Jus  (click link below):

http://www.esquire.com/promotions/

and  A Votre Sante ?

Award Winning Cocktail:  “The New Esquire Cocktail”

Recipe (click link): http://www.esquire.com/features/food-drink/ESQ1201-DEC_DRINKING?click=main_sr

Recipe:

 Men Like

FOR  LAUGHS

View Video: (Red Lights)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhaRkWfaq10

 FOR  LOVE

View Video:  (One Republic)

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrOeGCJdZe4&feature=fvsr

 

FOR LIFE:  Dating and Romance (Matchmakers)

 

SO–

WHAT ELSE DO MEN WANT? 

A beautiful woman on his arm at ALL the upcoming Christmas parties! . . . .See Louis Vuitton below

Below the Hotel Pierre (in New York)

 

 

 

(above, TATA suite, inside the Hotel Pierre)

 

MEN’S FAVORITES. . . . (Men  Saying: “Good-Bye”)

 

 

 

 

 

MEN WHO WERE SOLDIERS: 

VETERAN’S DAY !

Re-Enlisting:

Army Lt Dan Choi (an Iraq War Veteran and West Point graduate)

The War Effort:

 

 (above, Operation Family Fund)

 

(above, Cell Phones For Soldiers)

ALSO  VISIT:

1.  PVA.org

2.  Mission-Able.com

3.  Projectsanctuary.us

 

HAPPY  VETERANS DAY!  (For My Father Mr. Ashley)

 To View My New “November Video” . . . .

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What’s New–This Fall?

September 21, 2010

 

 

visit Renee’s new website:  http://ReneeAshleyBaker.Tripod.com 

 

 

 

 

 

and. . . .

 

FOR   FASHION: 

Harper’s Bazaar Australia featuring model Elle McPherson

 

FOR   FAIRY  TALES:

Town & Country Wedding Issue. . . .

 

FOR  FALL (make up): 

Red, Red  Lipstick

 

Try   Chanel

 

also

 

Rich Waterproof Eyeliner

 

Try  Dior

and

and

 

 FOR  FOTOGRAPHY:  DeSciose

 (above, photography by DeSciose)

 

 

Nicholas DeSciose will photograph Renee Ashley Baker  (in Denver) . . . .

 For More Renee Ashley Baker News Check Out My New Website:

http://ReneeAshleyBaker.Tripod.com