Posts Tagged ‘Perfume’

FRANCE NEWS! ERMA NEWS ! (plus…. #DRUG USE IN HOLLYWOOD: “I’ll Just Say No” says Renee Ashley Baker )

May 28, 2013

Regines

I’LL SAY YES (TO OPENING A DISCO IN FRANCE!)

Disco in France

P L U S M O R E N E W S…..

The-New-York-Times building

SAY YES (TO PERFUME….)

ERMA FRENCH PERFUME & DESIGN TO LAUNCH !

(AT NEIMAN MARCUS….)

Erma French Perfume and Design will be headquartered in Paris France and will (hopefully) be owned by The Wertheimer Brothers (70%) by Renee Ashley Baker (15%) and by “C” (15%)…. Erma French Perfume and Design consists of: Renee #9 Perfume, Erma’s Beautiful Day Bed (French milled linens), and Ashley Lane Jewelers (original jewelry designs by Renee Ashley Baker selling for $9000-$100,000).

(No ownership by Arie Kopelson, nor by Charles Koppelman, nor by Jack Welch, nor by Donald Trump).

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NOW….I MUST….EXPLAIN….

Drug Addict

May 29, 2013 (Wednesday)

re: THE I R S (JUST SAY NO)

I, Renee Ashley Baker, don’t want to lose any of my “friends and fans” so I’ve decided to “explain” a few things. There used to be a thing on a motion picture called a “dope budget”. This “budget” was a “hidden expense” whereby drug addicted movie stars could get the movie they were working on to “pay for their illegal drug habit”. Now–what seems to be going on–is that “drug dealers and dope runners” are forcing (and I mean FORCING) movie producers to cast their drug addicted “clients”. SAY WHAT! You can imagine why somebody like myself is “JUST SAYING NO” to “drug addicted actors and actresses”. You see, I can’t talk to Christie Brinkly now because I don’t know yet what “they” might be up to; like—trying to turn a “fragile” Alexa into “crack head” Tatum Oneal (???) well, I won’t be a party to it. I think its a shame what has happened to Redmond Oneal (Farrah Fawcett’s son); Tatum Oneal (Ryan Oneal’s daughter); Anna Nicole Smith’s son, and Marie Osmond’s son. I am “still angry” about what was done to “A-list movie star” Whitney Houston. You see, when “drug dealers” get up “nerve enough” to “walk into a bank with cash money” (like they did at HSBC in London) then “drug dealers” will “try and do anything”. (By the way, I believe the IRS was right in trying to “vet” the “tea Party charity organization filings”. I truly believe that “drug dealers” (drug cartels) are going to begin using these “charity organizations” to “launder drug money”. Why? Because contributors to these “tea party charity organizations” can remain UNDISCLOSED. And yes–I do believe “tea partyers” are that STUPID!) So–you see….I’m out. I’m out of the “production” business. I won’t be setting up any movie payrolls nor any TV payrolls. No payrolls unless they are “fashion industry” payrolls. (I’d still like to do a “FB Show” for Mark Zuckerberg from France–from the French Riviera–for 500,000 shares of “FB Stock”. And I’d “love” to do an “event” for Erma French Perfume and Design (a “Fashion Walks” ) to be held at New York’s Standard Hotel. That is-the Andre Balazs Shelter Island resort where first “sister” Pipa Middleton vacationed ….)

NOW….

p.s. What does cowtown Denver keep bothering me about Beyonce for ? I, Renee Ashley Baker, have no plans to do any projects with Beyonce nor with Jay-Z. Beyonce will not be singing the Renee Ashley Baker song, “DIAMONDS”. (Beyonce is a writer and she can write her own songs). So–you cowtown hillbillies don’t keep saying Beyonce’s name around Denver….Okay?

(I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be in Paris France launching Erma French Perfume and Design with –hopefully–The Wertheimers)

Signed
Renee Ashley Baker aka Renee AB 9

troubled Redmond ONeal in jail

(photo of a “troubled” Redmond Oneal in jail….)

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NEW OFFICIAL WEBSITE ! (Erma French Perfume and Design, Lady Allegro and Renee Ashley Baker)

February 11, 2013

To View My New “Wix” Website Click Photo of Lady Allegro/Renee Ashley Baker Below:

Snapshot 2 Renee Ashley Baker as Lady Allegro cropped  (3)

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Renee Ashley Bakers Mother 1925-1985

CoCo Chanel

Thank you Mummy for my “ballet lessons”…..Thank you Mme Chanel for my “perfume line”….

Still “NO” to Beyonce, NO to Oprah, NO to Gale/Gail, NO to Madonna, NO to Angelina Jolie, NO to Julia Roberts, NO to Charlize Theron, NO to Warner Bros, NO to Universal, NO to the television Networks (NO to ABC, No to CBS, NO to NBC) NO to California, NO to Simon and Schuster…NO to Meryl Streep.

Renee’s Favorite Bars, Favorite Recipes, and Favorite Business Proposals….(Hi NETFLIX Remember Me !)

February 4, 2013

Netflix

Hi Netflix (aka Mr. W. Reed Hastings, Jr)

How about being number “2” (meaning second only to Mark Zuckerberg–the MZ Zone–and second only because I asked him first–sort of).

I believe, in the past, I spoke of your company (Netflix) possibly purchasing a show from me–like you did from Kevin Spacey….

There is now–a possibility–that I’ll be available for a “reality show” if–IF–Mark Zuckerberg doesn’t buy my “reality show” for Facebook.

My “fee” To Netflix: $15 Million Dollars ($5 Million per year–for 3 years–plus “production costs”).
Signed
Renee Ashley Baker (aka Renee AB 9)

Ed Burns film director

Say Ed:
Would you be available to “direct” some episodes of my “reality show” for Netflix ?

NOW…

I, Renee Ashley Baker,
Am Going To Say This,
FOR THE LAST TIME …

Contract

FIRST: My Lawsuit. An “out of court settlement” for $2 Million Dollars OR I will be testifying before a Federal Grand Jury which– will hear “tape recorded evidence”. (I will not work and I CANNOT work until this “matter” is settled).

SECOND: Reality Show Proposal
To: Mr. Mark Zuckerberg (Facebook)
For: “Erma French Perfume and Design Show” (The Champagne Flows !)
Taped On Location: In France
Fee: Renee Ashley Baker gets 500,000 shares of “Facebook Stock” (in lieu of pay)
Number of Shows: 12 per year (for 3 years)

THIRD : Reality Show Proposal
To: Mr. W. Reed Hastings (Netflix)
For: “Erma French Perfume and Design Show” (The Champagne Flows !)
Taped On Location: In France
Fee: Renee Ashley Baker gets $5 Million per year PLUS “production costs”.
Number of Shows: 12 per year–for 3 years (but no rights granted to Network TV; meaning–no ABC, no CBS, no NBC).

OR,
OR,
OR….

FOURTH: 20th Century Fox and Harper Collins
To: Sir Rupert Murdoch (Chairman and CEO of News Corp)
For: Personal Services Contract
Fee: Renee Ashley Baker gets $25 Million Dollars per year
Number of years: 10 years (Renee Ashley Baker will reside in France)

Jimmy Choo golden sandal 2013 spring summer

Renee’s “GOLD” (Jimmy Choo )

(Do they sell this one at Neiman Marcus in Washington DC ? Probably So….)

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Note: No Angelina Jolie will not be buying–nor starring in– any book written by Renee Ashley Baker (Angelina Jolie will NOT be portraying “The Inspector”…okay) ….Angelina Jolie will not be buying any other book written by Renee Ashley Baker, okay? …Plus “NO” to Clint Eastwood and NO to Warner Bros too.
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NOW DO YOU KNOW—THE NAME OF—-

Renee’s Favorite European Royal Family Residing In France ?

Rothschild Family Dining Room

HINT: Their Formal Dining Room is pictured above

Still Can’t Guess ? (It’s “The Royal Rothschilds”…you silly gooses)

SO….

WHO’S A SPUD ?

CAN YOU TOP ONE ?…..

Baked Potato Topped With Caviar

In 1995 the Potato became the first vegetable to be grown in space (NASA potato heads?).

LOVE THE BAKED POTATO….

Top With Beluga Caviar as shown above or Top with Smoked Salmon

Salmon Topping (for a baked potato)
MIX:
1. Cream Cheese (Flavored with Chives)
2. Strips of Smoked Salmon
3. Chopped Fresh Chives

and…..what are…

Renee Ashley Baker’s Favorite Bars To Have A Drink…..

Beacon Bar & Grill in Washington DC

Beacon Bar and Grill in Washington DC (Chef Steve Hunter)

Le Grand Louvre Restaurant in Paris France

Le Grand Louvre Restaurant in Paris France inside the Louvre Museum(Chef Pierre Marco White)

Mahiki Bar London

Mahiki in London (Chef Richard Corrigan)

“This is HRH Prince Harry’s new favorite bar”

(Wednesday) “Good-bye Elizabeth Taylor” from Renee Ashley Baker

March 21, 2011

           Miss….  Dame…. [Elizabeth]   Taylor

 

     Elizabeth  Taylor offered  a “Special Gift” with her fragrance purchase at Christmas time.   The “Special Gift” was a watch.  That watch–is on my mother’s wrist….

NOW….BUY  NOW  (“12 Documents”)

                                           AVAILABLE   NOW !

 

                           I’M   NOW  ACCEPTING  PAYPAL

                                   (For  “12 Documents”)

                                   New  Price :    $271.99

                                 Shipping:                  5.00

                                  Sales Tax:               19.04

                             TOTAL COST:         $296.03

 Visit Order Website:  http://ermarenayashley.tripod.com/

 

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                            Renee Ashley Baker’s Schedule       

                                       THE    CONTRACT

1.  TLC will own (and broadcast) Renee Ashley Baker’s TV Show.  The first 3 years TLC will have (one time) RE-RUN RIGHTS (per year).

2.  AFTER the third year–(at the fourth year) NETFLIX TV will get all 24 shows (at $1 million per show) to air (to broadcast) on Netflix TV for 3 years (?)

3.  TLC Contract Also Calls For:

        a.  Renee Ashley Baker to get a salary/a fee of $25,000 per show (24 shows) and–an OFFICE.

         b.  Renee Ashley Baker to get a “wardrobe allowance”.

         c.  Renee Ashley Baker to get a “moving to France” allowance.

           d.  Renee Ashley Baker to get (to be granted) “Internet Syndication Rights” (worldwide).

             e.  Renee Ashley Baker to get (to be granted) “Third Run thru Perpetuity worldwide Broadcast Syndication Rights. 

P  L  U  S . . . .

Renee Ashley Baker’s  MOVE  (to Paris France)

Renee Ashley Baker’s  Wedding In France in 2011 (via Janis Spindel).

Renee Ashley Baker will  Sign Contract for  TLC TV Show (taped in Paris France).

Renee Ashley Baker will Sign Contract for Netflix TV Show Contract (Netflix Purchase after 3 years)

Renee Ashley Baker will Sign Contract with Sirius/XM

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will SIGN my own contracts.  (No agency will sign contracts for Renee Ashley Baker).

Renee Ashley Baker’s “Crocodile Handbags” (for Princess Kate Middleton via Tiffany & Co?)

Renee Ashley Baker will Sign fragrance/ perfume contract (with Chanel Corp 30/70 split?)

P  L  U  S

                                         “The Masked  Ball”

              The Erma Foundation will sponsor  my “Fashion Walks for Autism” event to be held annually in New York city.  In addition to my  in the works “Fashion Walks for Autism” show in New York I am planning A “Masked Ball” to be held annually in France and  also hosted by The Erma Foundation.    The “Masked Ball”   will be held in Paris France and  attended by Jet Setters, Aristocrats and Royalty of Europe.

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ABOUT   CLEMMIE

              CLEMMIE IS A “BIG WHIG” IN WASHINGTON D.C. CLEMMIE –HAS AN OFFICE IN THE  J. EDGAR HOOVER BUILDING IN WASHINGTON D.C.

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                                                   MARK

1950's Vintage Dinner Bell from The Antiques Diva

 

             YEARS  AGO,  I, Renee Ashley Baker,  gave a wedding present to a couple–he–THE GROOM –was and IS a millionaire.  The wedding present ?     A Cristal  Dinner  Bell….

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Whitehall plus The Wedding Page (plus “No” To “Chicago Code” plus Victorious….)

January 31, 2011

 

                                 Meet Renee On Linked In:

http://www.linkedin.com/pub/renee-ashley-baker/25/235/315

 

above, Whitehall Curbside Luxury Mailbox

(“For the Western World”) . . . .

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   then

“My Little Skinny Greek Wedding” 

Up  Next:  The Wedding Page

 

 

 

 

 

above,  Vera Wang’s new line of wedding dresses called “White”.   These fabulous gowns  will  sell for $700-$1400….

Renee Ashley Baker will be  getting married on the (Onassis) Greek Island of  “Skorpios”  (with a 400 guest reception in the south of France  on the (Onassis) Greek Yacht “Christina O”). . . . O Yeah!

Renee Ashley Baker will work in the fashion and beauty industry designing handbags (Tiffany & Co ?) and launching a perfume line (with Chanel  Corporation 30/70 profit split ?)

Oh and YES YES YES to Tom Cruise….

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NOW VIEW VIDEO: 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHm9MG9xw1o

                     

                                       BUY!   BUY!   BUY!

TO:  50 Newspapers (and 50 Media Outlets) :

PLEASE  BUY 50-100 “Special Edition” hardcover copies SO that each of your staff (each of your reporters) can own a copy.  .  .  .  COST:  $297 for each  “special edition” copy  of  “12 Documents”.

       P.S.  I have asked the F.B.I. to tell Angelina Jolie “NO”.  Also “NO” to Julia Roberts.   “7 COLORS” (by Renee Ashley Baker) will NOT be produced first.

                                (NOW  SCROLL  DOWN)

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                                   re:     “12  DOCUMENTS” 

                                 (formerly  “10  Documents” )

 TO:  Members of U.S. Congress and To Members of The Worldwide Press/Media:

HOW TO ORDER

I.  Company Letterhead

     (A)  Type or write your order on Letterhead (on company stationary or on personal stationary).

    (B)   Address To:  Attention “12 Documents”

    (C)   Include:

      1.  Your Name (first and last)

      2.  Your Address (city, state, zip)

      3.  Your Phone Number (and your  FAX number)

      4.   Your Personal Email Address

    5.   Number of Copies (ebook  downloads)  desired.         (COST: $297.00 for  3  downloads).

II.  CASHIERS  CHECK

       (A)  Make your cashiers check payable TO:

                                         Erma   Renay   Ashley 

 

III.   MAIL CHECK

           (A)  Mail Check (and letterhead order form) TO: 

                                         Erma  Renay  Ashley

                                          C/O  XXXXXXXXXX

                                          Denver,    Colorado

 

                                                  BONUS !

         As a bonus–for ordering 3 copies (that is 3 ebook downloads) you will receive a hard cover full color “Special  Edition”  of    “12  Documents”.

                                          NO   EXTRA   COST!

You will get 3 copies (3 ebook downloads) for a total of $297.00.   PLUS ….

You will get a handsome hardcover full color “Special Edition” of “12 Documents” that reflects the prestige that is befitting a U.S. President. . . .

                                           ORDER  TODAY !

                                       For My Grandmother

(Renee’s/Renay’s  grandmother –Grandmother Ashley–ancestry–heritage–is “Welsh” aka Wales)

NOW . . . .

            VIEW

                          “HIS”

                                      VANTAGE

                                                                POINT

                   www.JFKRFKAshley.Blogspot.com

 

AND THE WINNERS ARE:

BLACK:

Natalie Portman for “The Black Swan”

 

and

 

WHITE:

Shaun White for  ‘All Around Best  Snowboarding’ . . . .

 

and

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TODAY—on  January 31  (1950)

President Harry S. Truman (of Missouri) announced his intent to development the big “H”. . . .

 

 

Garage Door Safety/Security: Garage Door Opener With Fingerprint I.D. (read below)

June 22, 2010

 

HOME   SAFETY 

 NEED  BARB  WIRE?       THEN  READ  ON…. 

 

 

IF–IF–there has been a rash of auto break-ins in your neighborhood (meaning smashing car windows and stealing Ipods, GPS, Laptops, and GARAGE DOOR OPENERS) maybe–you should  look into  garage door openers that work only with YOUR  fingerprint  I.D. 

TRY:  The Biometrix Master Lock Smart Touch Garage Door Opener  (pictured above).

VISIT:  http://www.automatedhome.co.uk/New-Products/Biometric-Garage-Door-Opener.html

 ALSO  TRY:

  Kwikset Smartscan Biometric Fingerprint I.D.  Deadbolt Lock sold by BRICK HOUSE SECURITY  (pictured above) .

VISIT: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42s69ZmmsEg&feature=related

 THE ABOVE PRODUCTS CAN BE PURCHASED ACROSS THE U.S. INCLUDING:  NEW YORK, D.C., PHILADELPHIA, NEW HAVEN, NEW PORT ETC  ETC  ETC

AND…. 

 About  Renee Ashley Baker

           4   DATES   WITH   RENEE   ASHLEY   BAKER

RENEE  ASHLEY  BAKER  PRESENTLY  HAS   HER   PROFILE  ON  EHARMONY,   JDATE,   AND  HANNIDATE….

QUALIFICATIONS  (Non-Negotiable):

1.  He must be Caucasian. (No religious preference–I love Jewish men ! )

2. He must reside in Colorado, or East Coast USA, or Canada,  or in Europe (but NOT in California).

3. He must earn  $250,000 – $1 million dollars per year.

SHOUT OUT TO RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S MEN ON:

 

AND…Renee Ashley Baker will be signing up with Selective Search Dating Service (on Park Avenue in  New York City)

BELOW: 

Renee  Ashley  Baker’s   Choo  Choos . . . .

BELOW:   Renee Ashley Baker as The Mermaid . . . .

  

 

 I, Renee Ashley Baker, am going to “get married”, design “handbags” and  design “jewelry boxes”  and sit on yachts in Monaco, Monte Carlo sipping champagne and scooping up beluga caviar…. 

                                                     and  now

SHOUT OUT TO MEDIA BLOGGERS AND LIFESTYLE BLOGGERS:

    Do  LINK  TO   This Blog:   “About Renee Ashley Baker”

www.ReneeAshleyBaker.Wordpress.com 

 

   (NOW   SCROLL   DOWN  BELOW   FOR   FATHERS)

                                            

                                                   

 

Happy Mother’s Day by Renee Ashley Baker

May 6, 2010

 

View MySpace Mother’s Day

MY SPACE MOTHER\’S DAY

 

Happy  Mother’s  Day  Miss  Rose….

(above, Elizabeth Rose Kennedy and President John F. Kennedy)

plus….

FOR MOM (From The Kids)

 

Mother’s Day Brunch (in New York):  The Golden Egg?

NORMA’S  (inside Le Parker Meridian) serves the omlet of  ALL omlets.  Mom will love it if–cost is no object. (Cost: $1,000)

 2. Mother’s Day Lunch (in New York):  The Cheesiest For Mom?

NINOS Caviar Pizza– Cost $1,000– and must be ordered 24 hours in advance.   This delicious delight includes  lobster, creme fraiche, and each slice contains 2oz of  Petrossian Beluga Caviar!  Ymmmm…. 

3.  Mother’s Day Dinner (in Scandinavia):  The Best for Mom? 

NOMA in Copenhagen Denmark was recently voted the “Best Restaurant In The World”….

plus….

FOR MOM (FROM DAD) 

Always Chanel  (by Karl Lagerfeld)

plus…Renee Perfume by Chanel ?

(Or in the meantime try that fabulous Chanel #5 !)

also….For Mom (from Dad)

Samantha Thavasa handbag  (by Tinsley Mortimer)

 plus….For Mom (from the grand kids)

18kt gold ice cream from Serendipity (New York)

Cost:  $25,000

and….

The Queen ….

Queen Elizabeth With Grandsons (the Heir and the Spare)
HAPPY  MOTHER’S  DAY  QUEEN  ELIZABETH
 
plus….

Renee Ashley's mother--Mrs Ashley--the Queen (Too)

 (above, Renee Ashley Baker’s mother, Mrs. Ashley,  at a party in the Hamptons )

              Every Sunday and every Mother’s Day my mother Mrs. Ashley (pictured above) brunched at the Brown Palace Hotel in Denver….P.S . My mother (pictured above) ‘hated’ the name Gale/Gail….SO…

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOTHER FROM RENEE ASHLEY BAKER….

plus….

HAPPY  MOTHER’S  DAY  TO  “C’s”  MOM  (wink)….

plus….

Happy Mother’s Day To:

Mel Gibson’s Kids Mom (from Renee Ashley Baker)

plus….

What Mother Could Not Love This Darling Baby…

(above, Billionaire, Genius, Philanthrapist Howard Hughes as an infant)

plus….

Call Mom (using Renee Ashley Baker’s AT & T)

For Mom Flowers (of course)….

 

 

 

OTHER  GIFT  IDEAS  FOR  MOM:

Fitness?

Jonathan Urla pilates for beginners  (DVD)

(Renee Ashley Baker’s exercise routine is Nordic Track Ski Machine,  Ballet Bar and Jonathan Urla Pilates…)

  Funny Video? 

 Why not make MOM laugh with a Video (new and so so easy is Toufee Video Maker. Toufee was founded by a genius entrepreneur from India.  Click Link Below for a 7 minute tutorial)

 TOUFEE FLASH VIDEO MAKER TUTORIAL

View “Contest” For Mother’s Day….

http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.ListAll&friendId=50830403

CHRISTMAS: TIS THE SEASON FOR GIVING AND GIFTING….

December 16, 2009

Renee Ashley Baker's Atlas by Jimmy Choo

TIS THE SEASON TO BE GIVING:

Below Are Websites To Give You Some Ideas or To Help You Decide How To Give (Charitably)

http://www.SpecialOlympics.org (Renee’s Kennedys)
http://www.ToysForTots.com (Renee’s Marines)
http://www.AnnFrank.com (Renee’s Great)
and….
http://www.CharityNavigator.org
http://www.CharityWatch.org
http://www.Interaction.org,
http://www.Guidestar.org
http://www.Give.org
http://www.CShares.org
and
http://www.TreesForTroops.org (Renee’s Soldiers)
http://www.Flatdaddies.com (Renee’s Daddies)

TIS THE SEASON TO BE GIFTING

RENEE PERFUME BY CHANEL?

I, Renee AshleyBaker, am a woman who loves fragrance. So much so that I want to produce and market my own fragrance. I’ll call it “Renee #9 by Chanel” or “Renee Perfume by Chanel” …(Of course I’ll be talking in greater detail with Chanel about this). Anyway–there is nothing like wafting into a room and leaving a scent flowing behind you. (The looks on peoples faces when I enter a room wearing a fragrance can only be described as ‘delightful). Below are some websites for women who just have to wear a “fragrance”. And Below is the only fragrance for a woman to wear—“Chanel”….

Fragrance Websites:
NowSmellThis.com
Boisdejasmine.com
PerfumePosse.com
Sniffapalooza.com

CHRISTMAS SONG SONGWRITING CONTEST

HEAR CONTESTANT ENTRIES (ON MY MYSPACE BLOG) AT:

WWW.MYSPACE.COM/RENEEBAKERSTUDIOS

OR

LOG ONTO:
http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=50830403&blogId=522364884