Posts Tagged ‘parties’

iT’s The Weekend! …..New York Society…That New York Social Season 2013…Renee is Leaving! New York To Paris France….(NO TO SHOWBUSINESS, NO TO THE MUSIC INDUSTRY….NO TO ANGELINA JOLIE, NO TO JULIA ROBERTS, NO TO OPRAH WINFREY, NO TO GALE/GAIL, NO TO BEYONCE)

August 5, 2014

Rendez Vous Celestial Watch

BELOW….RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S RIVIERA HOUSE….(THE HOUSE THAT CHANEL BOUGHT?)

house for sale on -Côte-dAzur 2

I, Renee Ashley Baker, am going to try to say this “tactfully”….I am aware of Denver/Englewood’s trying to “manipulate and maneuver” the “Star Machinery”. Trying to get my face out of “Leading Lady roles”….However, (surprise) I, Renee Ashley Baker, am Not, NOT FOR HIRE. I, Renee Ashley Baker, as Executive Producer have my “own projects” and I, Renee Ashley Baker, want to “cast who I want to”. So, I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be moving to France and I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be “buying the house pictured above” using a “Mortgage” from the Rothschild Bank (and using an “out of court settlement”).

Rothschild Bank logo

THE FACTS….HOPEFULLY I’LL BE SETTLING MY LAWSUIT….IN THE MEANTIME MY ANSWER IS “NO” TO SHOWBUSINESS…CLICK LINK TO READ WHY….

MCA and The Mob

Interscope Records

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will NOT work for Universal Studios nor for Warner Bros. Click link BELOW to read why:
http://www.sohh.com/2011/09/interscope_records_under_fire_for_cocain.html

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NEW YORK SOCIETY IS RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S SOCIETY….

AD100 Four Seasons Pool Room

AD100 party decorated by Bronson van Wyck

Hunt Slonem Margaret Russell

Linda Fargo Iris Apfel Errol Rappaport

Margaret Russell and Alan Cumming

Martin Finio and Taryn Christoff

Robin Standefer and Stephen Alesch

Scott Frances Patti Weinberg Steven Harris

Toshiko Mori and Samuel Cochran

Stephen Werther and Ilse Werther

Stephen Shadley Alexa Hampton Clifford Harvard Emily Grady

Scott Frances Patti Weinberg Steven Harris

Alan Cumming selfie

Margaret Russell and Bronson Van Wyck

all photos above (indluding the “Selfie” by Alan cummings) were taken at NEW YORK’S FOUR SEASONS HOTEL….

and in 2012….

the AD100 Party was held at New York’s fabulous Guggenheim Museum (view below)

AD100 party 2012 Guggenheim

WHAT’S NEXT?

I, RENEE ASLEY BAKER, WILL BE MOVING TO FRANCE TO LAUNCH “ERMA FRENCH PERFUME AND DESIGN” AND TO LAUNCH MY MEN’S COLOGNE….

WHAT SHAPE BOTTLE?

WHAT ABOUT THIS ONE BY VICTOR (SHAPED LIKE A GRENADE?)

Victor Rolf

OR….MAYBE?

Avon Mallard

Avon Wild County

Mens Cologne flash drive

Stetson For Men

Mens Cologne by Clive Christian

Chanel Mens Cologne

This Chanel ad (for Men’s Cologne) is FABULOUS…(AB FAB !)

Now…Check Out NY Fashion Week (ON KICKSTARTER !)

kickstarter

(BECAUSE THE “POOR SQUAWS” OF ENGLEWOOD KEEP TRYING TO “MAKE ME WORK WITH WOMEN WHEN I’M FOR “MEN ONLY” ….”F EM” OKAY? NO TO MERYL STREEP AND NO TO CHARLIZE THERON AND NO TO THAT “DENVER/ENGLEWOOD/HOLLYWOOD MOVIE INDUSTRY” BECAUSE THEY LET A BUNCH OF “WOMEN” BREAK HOLLYWOOD….(!!! LOL)….SO STILL “NO” TO SHOWBUSINESS….I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, REPEAT “MEN ONLY!”….I HATE CALIFORNIA….I’M LEAVING THE UNITED STATES AND I’LL BE ENTERING FRANCE’S FASHION WORLD…)

(SCROLL DOWN TO VIEW MY KICKSTARTER)

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MR. KISS KISS BANG BANG? Check Out My Facebook….NO TO REVLON….(plus #Fashion News: Fashion and Beauty Spring Into Summer 2014 by Renee Ashley Baker, #Millionaires, #Billionaires, #Helmut Newton, #JetSet, #New York, #Paris)

June 16, 2014

NOW….

First, The Facts….

MCA and The Mob

“RONALD REGAN, MCA, & THE MOB”….

Interscope Records

Click Link Here To Read Why I Won’t Work For Warner Bros: http://www.sohh.com/2011/09/interscope_records_under_fire_for_cocain.html

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RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S NEW HOUSE IN FRANCE….THE HOUSE THAT CHANEL…JAMES BOND….(AND MEL GIBSON?)….BOUGHT

Cote d Azur

MR. KISS KISS BANG BANG ?

“JUST SAY PLEASE” (Title of Renee Ashley Baker’s James Bond Novel?)

Intro by Renee Ashley Baker (“Reckless With Your Love” by AZARI & III)

(Intro–Begin 18 sec–Repeat 4 Times)

Say please, Pretty please, Thank you please, I’d like some please, Do it please, Hand it please, Can you say, Si’l Vous Plait?

(Music Up–At 50 sec–First Verse Begin At 107 sec)

Reckless with your LOVE
You just give it up
Fearless with your LIFE
But, no one can you trust
Reckless with your LOVE
You just give it away
Fearless with your life
Living Day To Day
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LOVE A PARTY?

ACCESSORIES (FOR THAT SUMMER PARTY SEASON)

Jimmy Choo Spring Summer 2014

Estee Lauder Fragrance Compact

Earbuds by Deos

Dries Van Noten 2014 eyewear

Sonia Kashuk make up brushes

HE TAKES YOU OUT….

LOVE A MORNING AFTER LOVE BREAKFAST?

(RENEE ASHLEY BAKER LOVES CROISSANTS FOR BREAKFAST)

croissants

BAKERIES:
Dominique Ansel Bakery (NYC)
Laduree Baker (NYC)

YES….PARTY SEASON IS HERE!

FROM GARDEN PARTIES (EAST HAMPTON) TO DINNER PARTIES (UPPER EAST SIDE NEW YORK)

cocktail party east hampton

The Collectors Dinner

PERFECT PARTY ISLAND (NEW YORK)

COST: $19.9 MILLION DOLLARS

Petra Island New York

Petra is a private island just 47 miles from midtown Manhattan. This “oasis” comes with a Frank Lloyd Wright designed cottage and 200 year old beach trees. Contact: Ahalife com

PERFECT PARTY SANDAL:CHANEL GOLD SANDAL

Chanel gold leather gladiator flat sandal

PERFECT PARTY JEWELRY (GOLD, PLATINUM AND DIAMOND “WINGED” EARRINGS BY VENDURA) COST: $38,000

Vendura gold platinum and diamond Winged earrings

PERFECT WARDROBE? ALWAYS CHANEL….

UNE HOMMAGE AU FEMME….GRACE !

Grace JONES 2

gRACE jONES

gRACE joNES 3

Renee Ashley Baker will be “moving to France” to launch “Erma French Perfume and Design” (Renee Ashley Baker will be arriving in France in August 2014…..)

SUMMER BEAUTY….INTERNATIONALLY?

Mr Kenneth Salon at Waldorf Astoria New York

(Front Door of Mr. Kenneth’s Salon inside the Waldorf Astoria in New York City)

THE LIST (SALONS):
Paris: David-Mallett com
Athens: Vangelis Hatzis
Tokyo: Twiggy.co.jp
Munich: Barnet Conceptide
London: Joshwood Colour com
Beijing: TonyStudio com.cn

PERFECT PARTY NAILS?

Gold Rush Couture by Models Own

PERFECT PARTY SHOPPING?

shopping

SAY….NEIMAN MARCUS…

Neiman Marcus

OR

BELOW “THE LIST” …THE “NEW DEPARTMENT STORES” (SHOPPING LUXURY WORLDWIDE)
Moscow: TSUM
London: MatchesFashion com
Luxembourg: SMETS
Dubrovnik: Maria
U.S.A.: Pop In @ Nordstrom
U.S.A.: Simon com (@ Neiman Marcus)

PERFECT SUMMER LISTENING?

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S FAVORITE HEADSETS

BANG & OLUFSEN

Bang  Olufsen headsets

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S FAVORITE PARTY DRINKS?

Renee’s Favorite Tall Cool Drink

PERRIER !

Perrier summer

AND

FOR THE MORE ADVENTUREOUS TIMES

MOET!

Moet summer

FINALLY THE PERFECT PARTY EYES….
CONTACT LENSES EMBEDDED WITH GOLD AND DIAMOND CHIPS….

Contact lenses embedded with gold and diamnd chips

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NOW SCROLL DOWN…. TO VIEW RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S NEW FRANCE VILLA?

Christmas 2013: First Lady Michelle Obama and Mommy in Goldfinger Gold! #White House News (No To Robert DeNiro)

December 16, 2013

the beautiful Mrs A at a party in the Hamptons

First Lady Michelle Obama

above, Renee Ashley Baker’s Mother (Erma/Irma) at a summer party given by my Brother James in “The Hamptons” (I think a “real Dupont” was there). Also above, First Lady Michelle Obama. (Check out the “graceful hands” on Mummy and the First Lady)……

(SCROLL DOWN FOR CHRISTMAS SING-A-LONG)

Dinners, Brunches, Benefits and Pool Parties (aka The Best of The Hampton’s Pool Parties….as PRESENTED by Renee Ashley Baker?)

June 20, 2013

New York Social Diary

above, photo courtesy of New York Social Diary

IT’S A PARTY— A PARTY PARTY WEEKEND !

Cocktails & Benefits

Party Table 1

AND….

New York Party 2

AND….

nEW  york party 1

AND….

New York Party 3

Come and have cocktails with Renee Ashley Baker and support one of The Erma Foundation’s charities (that being: The Democratic Party, Autism Research, The Robert F. Kennedy Center For Justice and Human Rights, Special Olympics III, The Fashion Institute, and of course The Ballet….)

COME—- COCKTAILS AT 8 —- DON’T BE LATE !

and….and….and…..

Sunday Salons & Brunch ?

Stunning poolside Hamptons soiree

Come sit at Renee Ashley Baker’s table for a New York “Sunday Brunch & Salon”. Come be one of the 12 friends of The Erma Foundation and lets us eat, drink and discuss “what the world needs”.

Information on the above “fundraisers” will be provided, in the future, on this (WordPress) blog and on “Guest Of A Guest”.

(There may even be an occasional “pool party” given, in The Hamptons, by “Erma French Perfume and Design”)

Pool Shark Inflatable Pool Lounger

above, The EXCALIBUR pool lounger (THE “POOL SHARK” BUILT EXCLUSIVELY FOR THE “BLUE BOOK RIDER”….)

and…now….for….

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S DINNER DISHES ?

(THEY ARE DISHES FIT FOR A PRINCESS SO—WHY NOT? HUH? WHY NOT? )

Christofle Pavillion Marly Bone China

above, the “Judge Judy Collection”

(Is she laughing…..???????)

etincelle_or_medard_de_noblat

above, DinnerWare: $50,000 – $500,000 a set….

MY MOTHER (THE BEAUTIFUL MRS. A/B ) HAD BEAUTIFUL “GOLDEN HANDS”….SHE LOVED HER 24kt and 48kt GOLD JEWELRY…..SHE WOULD HAVE LOVED THE DINNERWARE ABOVE…..

click on “Golden Fingers” above to visit the France dinnerware website (fit for “Princess Renee” ?)

Now, Back To The Hamptons….

Summer Love….

Janis Spindel Serious Matchmaking wedding ring

(above, a book by Janis Spindel aka Renee Ashley Baker’s favorite “matchmaker”)

NOW….TIPS OF THE DAY….

MONEY MONEY MONEY

Money Dollar Bills aka Fortune

“IF YOU GOT IT SAVE IT!”

If you’re loaded (with money) check out the Certificate of Deposit Account Registry service (CEDARS). This program was co-founded in 2003 by an ex-Fed official….It lets you keep up to $50 million in CD’s with one “home bank” and stay fully FDIC insured (the home bank “parcels out” your holdings among other banks for you). For more information Visit:CDARS com

and

IF YOU DON’T HAVE IT AND…YOUR CAR INSURANCE PREMIUMS ARE TOO HIGH ?

Car Crash

Compare–Visit: InsWeb com

THE DRINK OF THE SUMMER ?

tHe sAtSumA

Satsuma Vodka tini

Above, The Satsuma Vodka-tini (for recipe visit: MyRecipe com)

Click On Photo Below of Lady Allegro (aka Renee Ashley Baker) and ….

Lady Allegro also known as

Remember: Renee Ashley Baker will be “launching” Erma French Perfume and Design in Paris France (hopefully, with the Wertheimers).

Decor A Mother’s Day Gift? Why Not…(Happy Mother’s Day from Renee Ashley Baker)

May 1, 2012

ANNOUNCEMENT: Renee Ashley Baker is now a member of Janis Spindel’s “Club J Love” and is on Janis Spindel’s online dating service “2LoveToday”.
(Interested Men Must Be New York Residents–NO ATHLETES)

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Make Mom’s Kitchen One She Can Love….

above, Renee Ashley Baker’s Sister’s “Elegant” High Tech Refrigerator….

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PLUS….PLUS….PLUS….PLUS….

MOTHER ROSE FITZGERALD KENNEDY

HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY TO ALL THE KENNEDY MOTHERS….

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PLUS….PLUS…PLUS….

VIEW RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S NEW VIDEO (CLICK ON PINK BUILDING BELOW)

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be “going to New York” for summer in “The Hamptons”…. and…. to “DATE Janis Spindel men”. (While in New York I, hopefully, will be meeting with Ford Modeling Agency, Sotheby’s Auction House, Tiffany & Co, then, hopefully, I will be going on to Paris France to sign with Chanel Corporation to launch my own “perfume line”….)

NOW….

VIEW RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S FAMILY ALBUM

Below…is…. HER MAJESTY

CHERRY HILLS NJ
My MOTHER standing with a friend of My Brother’s at my Brother’s House in Cherry Hills New Jersey at Christmas one year in the 1980’s (OR WAS IT ONE SUMMER IN THE HAMPTONS AT A HOUSE MY BROTHER RENTED? Actually, I, Renee Ashley Baker, don’t know because I wasn’t there….)

PHOTOS OF MOTHER ABOVE
As you can see my Mother is wearing all GOLD…..Whereas — I, Renee Ashley Baker, am on my HORSEE…. My parents–my mother and my father (Mr. and Mrs. Ashley) always took me to “Forest Park” in St. Louis, Missouri when I was a little girl. Above you can see FOREST PARK. And — I, Renee Ashley Baker, am wearing the tweed coat and suede shoes that my Mother bought for me at Stix, Baer & Fuller department store in St. Louis…..CHECK OUT MY EYES….AN ASTIGMATISM THAT I’LL ALWAYS HAVE (LOL)….

PLUS

“MISS M”

As I, Renee Ashley Baker, have stated in the past — I have a brother (James) who did secret work for the U.S. Secret Service (back in the 1960’s). My Brother resided in New York City just a few blocks away from where Former First Lady Jackie Kennedy Onassis lived. (My Brother was also friends with a real “DUPONT”).

ALL photos above are of Renee Ashley Baker’s SISTER (“Miss M”). Yes–I have a sister (“Miss M”) and it was Miss M’s house in which you saw me (in photos) at Christmas 2011. Now a description of the photos above….

Photo 1961 (Miss M in Hong Kong being pulled in a rickshaw).
Photo 1964 (Miss M posing by the Christmas Tree)
Photo____ (Miss M with her husband–my brother in law–at their 25th wedding anniversary.
Photo____ (Miss M posing in white).

In the 1960’s “Miss M” won a beauty contest in the Phillipines. She won a sash and a crown and a TITLE. (I’ve always thought Miss M –my Sister–looked like MARY WILSON OF THE SUPREMES. What do you think…?)

I WANT ALL OF MY BROTHER’S FRIENDS IN NEW YORK TO VIEW THIS ALBUM…..AND REMEMBER….

N O W

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be in New York, in The Hamptons this summer, sitting with my Janis Spindel men…..I want these men and the public to see my Mother's Family on MOTHER’S DAY….

I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER , HAVE NOT, NOT MADE ANY SALES TO OPRAH WINFREY AND I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, WILL NOT BE "GRANTING NOR SELLING" ANY COPYRIGHTS TO OPRAH WINFREY….

P.S. I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, AM OPEN FOR PARTIES IN SOUTHHAMPTON AND EAST HAMPTON….

P.S.P.S. I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, WOULD LIKE TO DO A "PHOTO ESSAY" ON THE HAMPTONS USING MY VIRGIN MOBILE/KYOCERA CAMERA PHONE….I”LL DO IT FOR “TOWN & COUNTRY” MAGAZINE….

(SCROLL DOWN FOR RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S FAVORITES)

Man’s Humanity to Man, New York, Caroline Kennedy, Brad Pitt and Beyond and Beyond (“Irma’s House of Numbers” Counting The Kennedy Conspiracy)

October 1, 2011

 

 

Renee’s  Favorite  Charity Workers ?

 

 

Click Link For More Info:

http://schools.nyc.gov/FundForPublicSchools/AboutUs/BOD/default.htm

P  L  U  S    

                                       MORE….MOORE

 

BRAD  PITT  CHARITY WORKER FOR   “MAKE IT RIGHT”….

Click Link For More Info:

 http://makeitrightnola.org/

 

AND  the Erma Foundation….

     

   In  it’s first year of operation “The Erma Foundation” hopes to get five $1 million dollar donations from five Fortune 500 corporations…Hopefully, “The Erma Foundation” will become a charity of HRH Prince William and HRH Prince Charles (the Prince’s Trust….)

 plus

 

Renee Ashley Baker’s  favorite New York Restaurants?

ABC Kitchen and Ma Peche

    

 

   

and

Renee Ashley Baker’s favorite New York  (dentists?)

Lana Rosenberg

Irwin Smigel

H. Spielman

Jonathan Levine

SO—RENEE  IS  MOVING !

to  France 

Renee Ashley Baker’s favorite New York realtor?

House : Burger Realty Sotheby’s  (south of France)

Renee Ashley Baker’s favorite bank (for a mortgage) Rothschild Bank (for Erma French Perfume and Design)

SHOUT  OUT  CABLE TV CHANNELS:  Please expect my lawfirm to contact you about my TV Show/Special….

 

and….

Renee’s favorite commodity?

G O L D !

                

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RE:  THE PARTY/TV SHOW

No to Eminem, No to The Jacksons, and No –I will not be recording an album (nor a CD) for Warner Bros Records…

P.S.  I cannot take back what I said about the “murderer” of Michael Jackson.  He had no business ever practicing medicine….Those trying to “flock” around show business now are NO GOOD….

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                                               BUY!     BUY!      BUY!

                                             Best  ebook  for  $4.99:

 “Irma’s House of Numbers”  (Counting The Kennedy Conspiracy)

http://www.amazon.com/gp/search?rh=i%3Aaps%2Ck%3AIRMA%27S+HOUSE+OF+NUMBERS&keywords=IRMA%27S+HOUSE+OF+NUMBERS&ie=UTF8&qid=1317492109&ajr=0

MISSOURI (plus Sonic TV Commercial, plus London & Paris for Renee Ashley Baker)

May 18, 2011

 AP Photo/Charlie Reidel

My    Missouri:

            I, Renee Ashley Baker, was born in St. Louis, Missouri….I, Renee Ashley Baker,  am a St. Louis “woman” and a Missouri “GIRL”….   

MY SUGGESTION  (For Rescue): 

       For Princess Diana–  I  “invented”  a “device” to locate mines (called REMIDE–or–Renee Mine Detector).   To help the “search and rescue” efforts in Joplin Missouri would it be possible —possible–to place wireless microphones at different locations.  Maybe on trees still standing or on abandoned vehicles.    A central “command center” would then be LISTENING for “sounds of life” from those who have not yet been found.  ( I am using “wireless microphones” to catch “garbage” . . . .  why not use “wireless microphones” to save the “worthy” ? )

Among the Missing (“WILL”)  Among the Miracles (“Baby Braxton”)

Please use FACEBOOK  and TWITTER to post info about the “missing” as well as info about the Search and Rescue Operation.  

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  I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be “taping” a TV Commercial–staring myself–for the Sonic TV Commercial Contest….

Sonic Soiree &  Renee Ashley Baker

 OFFICIAL   ENTRY

Listen: (click link below)

http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com/id13.html

Thank You Chanel Corp and Thank You Tiffany & Co . . . .

 

 

 

 

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DON’T  FORGET … Buy my ebook below….

 

 

P  L  U  S

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 RENEE  ASHLEY  BAKER’S  SOCIAL  CALENDER

                       Paris and London Here I Come !

SHOUT   OUT  !

        I, Renee Ashley Baker, would  like Eleanor Lambert’s former staff  to handle my social calendar in Paris, London ( and in New York)….Renee Ashley Baker is available for state dinners and functions at Buckingham Palace,  at 10 Downing Street and…. at Elysee’   Palace  on  Saint- Honore’ (Hi  President  Sarkozy !)….

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER  AVAILABLE  AS  FOLLOWS:

                         (in New York, London and Paris France….)

1.  Parties /Events

(Galas/Soirees/Benefits/Theatre Parties /The Ballet)

2.  Traveling

(Weekends/Holidays/Vacations)

3.  House Guesting

(In New York, In London, In Paris, ….)

4.  Personal Appearances:

a.  at Product Launch Parties

b.  at “Guest of a Guest” Parties

c.  at Speaking Engagements (Luncheons)

d.  on Talk Shows (to talk about my Reality TV Show–on TLC?)

 PLUS….

NEW   Bang & Olufsen  !

above, 46inch TV by Bang & Olufsen Beovision  (the new Bang & Olufsen  3D TV  –85 inch — sells  for   $ 85,000….)

PLUS….

NEW PLACES TO SHOP  (For Shoes !)

1.  at Nordstrom Rack….

 (above Geevy Thomas,  President of  the “new” Nordstrom Rack) 

AND

2.  at  Neiman Marcus site MySimon com

(above Kate Spade Lido –price $98– at  MySimon com)

and 

 Renee’s  Other  Favorite….

                            ….Hats!

 

 

(above, Darcy Creech at Peter Beaton Hat Studios in Nantucket)

PLUS

 

 

NEW SECURITY  TO BUY….

(above, I.D. Stronghold — Blocks RFID Scanning )

AND….

DON’T FORGET !

                                              Buy My Ebooks

“Irma’s House of Numbers”   and   “Epilogue: Irma’s House of Numbers”  (subtitle:  Counting The Kennedy Conspiracy)

CLICK LINK BELOW  TO AMAZON KINDLE:

http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_ss_c_1_23?url=search-alias%3Ddigital-text&field-keywords=irma%27s+house+of+numbers&sprefix=irma%27s+house+of+numbers

VIEW  VIDEO:

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btOoDyMzNiM&feature=related

Royal Wedding: HIS DAY (“Go Air Force!”)

April 26, 2011

 Listen to “Royal Wedding Song by Renee Ashley Baker” click link  below: http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com/id1.html

 

                                              

 

THE  ROYAL  WEDDING . . . .

                                                                     

THE  OFFICIAL  ROYAL WEDDING  PORTRAIT. . . .

 

THE ROYAL  COACH (aka THE ROYAL ASTON MARTIN)

              Everybody who reads this blog knows that I absolutely “love” Prince William and Prince Harry….as did their Mum.

THE   ROYAL   FUTURE ?

           HRH  Prince William has a job.   HRH is a pilot for the Royal Air Force search and rescue squad:

HE’LL  LIVE  BY  THE  RIVER….

above, the Island of Wales    (P.S.  “I’ll  be  watching. . . .”)

VIDEO:  LISTEN TO THE  “CLASH” CLICK LINK BELOW:

http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com/

 a n  d

THE WEDDING GUESTS WERE. . . .

                                                                    

above, The Beckhams….plus below

                                                     

VIEW  Guest Arriving  At Royal Wedding (click link below):

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/gallery/2011/apr/29/royal-wedding-guests-arrive-pictures#/?picture=374094358&index=2

 note to my readers:

This page about the Royal Wedding is for my mother Irma Ashley  (aka  Irmgard) . . . .

                                            HRH and HRH

               Baby    William

                                                                 Brother   Harry                  

                     

now

The Royal Wedding: 

Majestic  “Majesty”  Magazine says the “after parties” will Rock!

 

With Anton (on Food) Michael (on Party Decorations) and William–the other William (on Music)….

Commemoratives:

From Australia:

plus

SHE’S  A  DOLL !

The Princess Kate Middleton Doll  $195

now playing at a toy store near you….

 

BUCKLEBURY TOUR….

You still have time to tour Princess Kate’s home town as Morton Travel is hosting the Royal Wedding Week Tour….

Wedding  Gifts:

Prince William and Princess Kate want their wedding gifts to be in the form of donations to charity….

Click link below to view the Royal list of charities:  http://www.royalweddingcharityfund.org/

ROYAL  BROADCAST….click link below for info

http://blogs.bbcamerica.com/anglophenia/2011/03/16/bbc-america-to-air-royal-wedding-live-and-commercial-free/

OTHER   ROYAL   ITEMS ?  

How about Royal Cassettes with a special booklet to commemorate the event, plus there are Royal Wedding apps for your smartphone….

http://www.phonesreview.co.uk/2011/03/09/official-royal-wedding-website-android-iphone-apps/

Hats, Hats, Hats!  All the ladies will be wearing hats to the Royal Wedding.  Below  view Royal Wedding Hats by Phillip….

READ “HAT FEVER” click link:

http://www.hurriyetdailynews.com/n.php?n=hats-off-britains-royal-wedding-stirs-hat-fever-2011-04-19

Who is invited?     Maybe…..

The Royals

Princess Clotilde of Savoy, Princess Mette-Marit of Norway, Princess Maxima of The Netherlands, Princess Mary of Denmark, Princess Marie-Chantal of Greece, Princess Caroline and Princess Stephanie of Monaco, Princess Michael of  Kent….

The Princesses:

Anna Mouglalis, Delphine Arnaut, Amira Casar, Innes de la Fressange, Betty Catroux, Ludivine Sagnier, Paris and Nicky Hilton, Amanda Hearst, Caroline Kennedy, Renee Rockefeller….

                                HISTORY!    HISTORY!    HISTORY!   

       A Walk Backwards Through Time (with  The Royals)

        

above, Royal Wedding of Queen Victoria to Prince Albert

               and….

We’ll never forget this history making march down the isle

                  

I guess MY invitation got lost in the mail (LOL)…. Anyway,  about Renee Ashley Baker:

I, Renee Ashley Baker,  plan to move to France and become a designer:

For Louis Vuitton:  I, Renee Ashley Baker, want to design a Train/Make Up case for Louis Vuitton called “the Irmgard”.

For Hermes:  I, Renee Ashley Baker, want to design a hatbox for Hermes called “the Irmgard”.

For Tiffany & Co:  I, Renee Ashley Baker, want to design a crocodile handbag for Tiffany & Co called “the Irmgard”. 

  Irmgard, Irmigard, Irma is Renee Ashley Baker’s mother.

                                          (“Thank You Mommy”)

                                                                                                                   

now….

                                

TO BLOGGERS!   TO  WEBSITES! 

To Post MY “Royal Wedding Song” (copy & paste link below)

http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com/id1.html

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Complete! + Tom Cruise + Happy New Year! (Countdown) plus 10 Tips and Renee’s annual year end review!

December 27, 2010

                                                         

                                              NEW   YEAR

                                        DEDICATIONS

                                                    by 

                                   Renee Ashley Baker

    To Those Who  Dance:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9MszVE7aR4

   To Those Who  Sing:

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTgnDLWeeaM

   To Those Who Have CHAIN  MAIL:    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPO3SaXHHBA

 

                                                 ON  TOUR 

                        “Linkin  Park”   with  “The Prodigy” 

                                                 Feb 6 

                                       The Pepsi Center 

 

        Every year I do a “Year End Review”.    However,   this year  I’m introducing the “Fist Bump”.    I am awarding a specified number of ‘fist bumps’  to each act of heroism or  HEARTism as is so deserved.

FOR  MIRACLES

“Back To Life–A Christmas Miracle”

*****Five Fist Bumps

 

 

 

 

 

     I award five fist bumps to Dr. Tim Bernard of Denver Colorado and the medical team that brought 2 year old Gore Otteson BACK TO LIFE.  To read more (click link): http://gimundo.com/news/article/lazarus-tot-gore-otteson-revived-with-therapeutic-cooling/ 

FOR   RENEE’S   SOLDIERS

“Wreaths Across America”

****Four Fist Bumps

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

   I am awarding ‘four fist bumps’ to Morrill  Worcester for placing wreaths on the graves of dead soldiers all across America  (one of those graves being the grave of my brother James who lies in rest and in honor at Ft. Logan cemetery. . . .) To read more click link:  http://www.buffalonews.com/wire-feeds/24-hour-national-news/article274025.ece

FOR  AUTISM

“Night of  Too  Many ‘funny’  Stars”

***Three  Fist  Bumps

 

 

 

 

 

            I am awarding three  ‘fist bumps’ to the men who put on “Night of Too Many Stars” (a biennial benefit inspired by performer Robert Smigel whose 12 year old son , Daniel, is autistic).   To read more click link:  http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/10/19/laughs-plus-a-worthy-caus_n_768225.html 

FOR  SAFETY

LADD. . . . “Lawyers Against Drunk Driving”

**Two Fist Bumps

 

 

 

 

 

          I am awarding two fist bumps to Denver attorney Michael Sawaya for providing a FREE New Years Eve ‘drunk cab’.   To read more click link:    http://denver.yourhub.com/Denver/Blogs/Archive/Blog~409160.aspx

FOR  GIFT  GIVING

“She’s  A  Doll”

** Two Fist Bumps

     

 I am awarding two ‘fist bumps’ to 5 year old Tenley Hollman for ‘spending her own money on American Girl dolls and giving them away at Christmas’.   To read more click link: http://www.kdvr.com/news/kdvr-5yearold-centennial-girl-donat-122010,0,2070831.story?track=rss

 FOR  PHILANTHROPY

“Shout Out To Oprah” (p.s.  Hattie told Mattie)

 *One Fist Bump”

              I am awarding ‘one BIG fist bump’ to Oprah Winfrey.  It has been documented that between 1998-2007 Oprah Winfrey has contributed–to charity–(through her Oprah Winfrey Foundation) a total of $230,019,049 million dollars!   To read more about Oprah’s goins on click link:   http://www.parade.com/celebrity/celebrity-parade/2010/1222-oprah-winfrey-extras.html

                                           S  i n g!   S i n g!    S i n g! 

“Auld Lang Syne”  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vpsu8WpN3nU&playnext=1&list=PLC63E71EA01987D73&index=91

                                                  HAPPY  NEW   YEAR !  

                                                                     f r o m

Natalie (Natasha) Wood starring as Little Susie Walker in “Miracle On 34th Street”. . . .

and

from

Oksana Baiul starring as Clara in “Nutcracker On Ice”

                                                  and  now

                                                  10  TIPS

                                  (to bring in the New Year)

PLANNING  A NEW YEAR’S EVE PARTY?          

  Tip #1                                                 

         Why not rent a photobooth?  They’re fun and there may be some left.  Check it out (click link below):

http://rentphotobooths.com/

   GOING OUT ON THE TOWN?

  Tip #2

  Ladies look great with Gkay Facial In A Box

   http://gkayskincare.com/gkay/index.htm

    Tip #3

   Ladies who want the “glittery eye”

      Get  great glittery eyes with Sephora:   http://www.sephora.com/browse/section.jhtml;jsessionid=D20ZDU3KOTY24CV0KQNQ5UQ?categoryId=S10503

       Get  that great  glittery eye from Chanel:

  http://www.glittergeek.ca/category/brands/chanel/

           HIRING A SITTER?

Tip #4

      Remedy Kids vs The Sitter problems.  Get advice at:

           http://www.sittercity.com/

     Kids vs The Internet?

     Remedy those problems  too by down loading a KID  SAFETY  software like “Internet Safety”:

                        http://www.internetsafety.com/

       And  lock  onto  a kid friendly website  like:

                   Kids Tube: http://www.kidstube.com/

       (note:  If you got a Wii or a Kinect for Christmas by all means USE IT on New Year’s Eve !)

      WHERE TO GO?

Tip #5

           (a)  Any club featuring DJ Grandma (aka Ruth Flowers) has got to be HOT!

           (b)  Club Noble Rot (or any other club in London currently frequented by HRH Prince Harry).

           In Paris France:

http://gofrance.about.com/cs/festivals/a/newyear.htm

           In London England

 http://golondon.about.com/od/decemberannualevents/a/New_Years_Eve.htm

           In  New York

        (a)   The Four Seasons

http://joonbug.com/newyork/places/5757-At-The-Four-Seasons-Hotel-NYC/DftyC2ZCkTz

     (b)  10 Things To Do in New York (on New Year’s  Eve)

http://newyork.timeout.com/things-to-do/this-week-in-new-york/18643/things-to-do-on-new-years-eve

 

STAYING IN (WITH YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER?) 

 Tip  #6

        

            (a) Get the bubbly, two champagne flutes and the Christmas gift basket (the one that contains the smoked salmon , pate and the beluga).

          (b) Rent or Download a dvd.  Some lush bio pic like:

“Young Victoria”     or   “Coco Before Chanel”

 

          

 

 

 

 

 WHERE TO ORDER FOOD:

Tip #7

     (a)  www.petrossian.com

     (b)  www.caviarteria.com

  ( Or try a pre-prepared  party tray from Albertson’s  or Safeway ) 

Emerald’s for Christmas?

Tip #8

   Show off your fabulous girl sparkle.  Wear emerald’s by Harry Winston on New Year’s Eve. . . .

 

   MAKE  YOUR  NEW  YEAR’S RESOLUTIONS:

  Tip #9  (“I  Resolve”)

 

 

 

           You  DON’T   have to resolve to go on a rampage freeing unsuspecting CIA agents from captivity at ‘DIVISION’. . . .  however. . . . you should resolve to “do something” in 2011

 

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTIONS:

1.  Find A Husband

(Go on dates using Janis Spindel Matchmaking Service)

2.  Photo Session

  (Photo session with Nicholas DeSciose in Denver)

 3.  Become A Spokesmodel

(Renee Ashley Baker will sign with Ford Modeling Agency for representation  for spokes model jobs with  NIKON COOLPIX and GENERAL MOTORS)

4.  Move To France

(Renee Ashley Baker will move to the South of France)  To: 

         (a)  Design Handbags (for Tiffany & Co)

        (b)   Launch “Renee Perfume ” (30/70 ownership with Chanel Corporation).

       (c)   Write fashion and beauty book (“Live!  In Progress”)

       (d)     Do a radio show (for XM/Sirius) from France.

 

                                                                    p l u s

Etiquette, Manners and Protocol (More Caviar On Toast Please….)

November 16, 2009

Beluga Caviar

This Season: Party Planners ….

Who Will Be Renee Ashley Baker’s Teacher ?

WHY LADY ELIZABETH ANSON OF COURSE….

Lady Elizabeth Anson gives private lessons in Protocol, Etiquette and Good Manners. But….for those who can’t schedule private lessons (in New York or London) with Lady Anson you can catch her “party tips in “The Party Planners Book”….(check Amazon.com)

ABOUT RENEE ASHLEY BAKER

christofle-tea-service

Renee Ashley Baker's Christofle Tea Service

TEA: I, Renee Ashley Baker, hate coffee. I don’t go to coffee shops (where the coffee is too strong–furniture polish strong….) So, I, Renee Ashley Baker, am a tea drinker and my favorite is Earl Grey.

FORD MODELS: Yes–I, Renee Ashley Baker, will sign a contract with Ford Modeling Agency for representation to 21 Companies (which include: Chanel, Chanel Cosmetics–Renee Perfume By Chanel”–Jimmy Choo, AT&T, IBM, Yahoo (not Google) and Swarovski for a line of jewelry boxes to be designed by Renee Ashley Baker called, “Pandora’s Box”….