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oN Vacation with my MAN in East Hampton …BE BACK August 1; Beyonce will NOT get any song written by Renee Ashley Baker and No to Rihanna too….(Please enjoy my blog Below)

July 2, 2014

All About Me

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WHO 7

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NOW…

ALL ABOUT RENEE ASHLEY BAKER…

Rolls Royce symbol

I, Renee Ashley Baker, should be arriving in France in September of 2014. I, Renee Ashley Baker, plan to “settle my lawsuit” out of court and buy a house in the South of France…and NO TO DAVID FOSTER AND NO TO DAVID GEFFEN….Neither David Foster nor David Geffen can buy The Renee Ashley Baker Song Catalog….NO COVERS…..AND STILL NO TO CHARLIZE THERON (THE B-LIST), NO TO ANGELINA JOLIE, NO TO JULIA ROBERTS, NO TO MELANIE’S GARBAGE, NO TO GALE/GAIL, NO TO MERYL STREEP, and NO TO OPRAH WINFREY and CHRISTINA AGUILLERA IS A DOG. NO TO EMINEM and NO TO CRIP BOY JILL SCOTT…. and NO TO ROBERT DENIRO, NO TO RIHANNA, NO TO NICKI MANAJ, NO TO LIL KIM, AND NO TO SALDANA.
NO TO HALLE BERRY, AND NO TO HALLE BERRY’S MANAGER, NO TO SEAN PUFFY, NO TO JAY-Z, NO TO BEYONCE.

New York 4th of July

PLEASE! THIS 4TH OF JULY…PRACTICE SAFE BOATING….

From Renee Ashley Baker and CoActionGroup Org

Below the most expensive speed boat in the world…The Mercedes Benz Mirauder….

mercedes benz speed boat

and

THE LONGEST YACHT IN THE WORLD….

Below Renee Ashley Baker’s “Christina O” Yacht… Harbored in the South of France (and still number 29 of the 100 LARGEST yachts in the world…)

Renee Ashley Baker’s yacht (temporarily)…Just for Renee’s Men’s Cologne Launch Parties? ….

Yacht Christina O 7

NOW…

THE FACTS….HOPEFULLY I’LL BE SETTLING MY LAWSUIT….IN THE MEANTIME MY ANSWER IS “NO” TO SHOWBUSINESS…READ WHY….

MCA and The Mob

Interscope Records

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will NOT work for Universal Studios nor for Warner Bros. Click link BELOW to read why:
http://www.sohh.com/2011/09/interscope_records_under_fire_for_cocain.html

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Happy Fourth of July 7

plus….

A Plate For A Meal?

Happy Birthday plate

Tom Cruise birthday 2014

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO TOM CRUISE MAPOTHER IV

(BORN ON THE THIRD OF JULY)…

now

WHATEVER you decide to do this 4th of July why not “document the fun”? Upload photos from your cellphone (all day)

To Instagram or To The New Phhhoto.com

Instagram

PHHHOTO LOGO

Paris Hilton selfie

above paris Hilton selfie

AND….

IF YOU STILL HAVEN’T MADE PLANS AND ARE LOOKING FOR SOMETHING TO DO….

Some “Nautical” Action Maybe?

Try sailing on Cape Cod or Maine

Cape Cod from the harbor

Rockland Maine

Windjammer Cruising with Captain Brenda Thomas

Take a Windjammer Cruise in Rockland Maine with Captain Brenda Thomas (I’m putting Brenda on for my Kennedys….)

SO….

Are You Like The Kennedys (Always Playing To Win?)

Old School….Croquet

croquet set by Franklin Expert

New School….Paint Ball

or

Wii Outdoor Fun (For Adults)

paint ball for July 4

wii party game for adults

BOOK WORM?

LOOKING FOR SOMETHING TO DOWNLOAD AND READ THIS HOLIDAY WEEKEND?

On Country Love:

I Heard My Country Calling by James Webb

“I Heard My Country Calling” by James Webb

Brothers Forever by Retired Lt Col Tom Manion and Tom Sileo

“Brothers Forever” by Retired Lt Col Tom Manion and Tom Sileo

On Elite Love:

The Hiltons by J Randy Tarabourelli

“The Hiltons” by J. Randy Tarabourelli (about the Hilton hotel dynasty)

The Phantom of Fifth Avenue by Meryl Gordon

“The Phantom of Fifth Avenue” by Mary Gordon (about the life and death of reclusive heiress Huguette Clark)

IN THE CLASSROOM

Looking For A New Skill? Learn Something! This 4th of July holiday sign up for a summer course in:

Wine Making!

Man and Woman driking wine

Man making wine

Veramar Vineyard offers a three day “Wine Camp” in the rolling hills of Virginia’s wine country. Conducted on a “family run estate’ you get “all the fun stuff” as well as a real appreciation for the hard work of “running a vineyard”. Sessions are held “throughout the year” . The program is $900 per person for three days and two nights (which includes daily meals, lodging at the winemakers residence, samplings, tastings and all “camp” activities. Contact: veramar com

In Photography!

male photographer

Take Photos Like A Pro….Based in Montana, the Rocky Mountain School of Photography offers weeklong photo workshops for varying skill sets led by expert photographers in some of the country’s most beautiful “national parks” (like Wyoming’s Grand Teton). The school also offers “weekend courses” throughout the year in cities like Nashville and Portland. The “weeklong workshops” start at $1295 (not including meals or lodging). Contact: rsmp com.

Nakeya Brown photographer

GET GOOD ENOUGH AND YOU’LL NEED AN AGENT….

Happy 4th of July to Nakeya!
Nakeya Brown is a photography agent at Apostrophe in New York. Just what does a photography agent do? On a “typical” day Nakeya puts together budgets for photo shoots, does minor production, and promotes the agencies 14 photographers.
SHOUT OUT:
Hey Nakeya…I, Renee Ashley Baker, have got a “female relative’ (named Miss Annie) who is a very TALENTED photographer. Every summer she (Miss Annie) performs “hostess duties” at various “toney” Country Clubs around the country during “golf tournament season”). Maybe you can use Miss Annie’s photography…..(I, Renee Ashley Baker, am NOT a “professional photographer”….I’m going to stay a “fashion designer” launching my “men’s cologne” in France….hopefully with the owner’s of Chanel)

IN THE KITCHEN

For The Foodies: Take An Online Primer (with grilling buddies Harley, Josh, and Ameer)

EpicMealTime 1

EpicMealTime (On You Tube)

AND….

IN THE SUN….

STYLISH SUN PROTECTION

Straw Fedora by Hat Attack

straw fedora by Hat Attack

Straw Cloche by Akris hat

straw cloche by Akris Hat

LISTENING TO MUSIC….
FOR “STYLISH” LISTENING TRY “FRENDS” HEADPHONES…

Frends headphones 1

Frends headphones 2

WHAT SHOULD YOU BE LISTENING TO?
Bette Midler Memories of You

Don’t Forget The James (Bartles and James THAT IS)

Barbles & Jaymes Coolers

and

what about party BUBBLES ?

Bubble Machine by Turbo Deluxe at Amazon

above The Turbo Deluxe Bubble Making Machine (sold at Amazon com)

WANT TO BUBBLE….THE SOUND!

(FOR YOUR GUESTS, OUT BACK, BY THE POOL ?)

Clio clearview bluetooth speaker

Try Clio Blue Tooth Wireless Speakers

MR. KISS KISS BANG BANG ?

“JUST SAY PLEASE” (Title of Renee Ashley Baker’s JAMES BOND Novel?)

Intro by Renee Ashley Baker (“Reckless With Your Love” by AZARI & III)

(Intro–Begin 18 sec–Repeat 4 Times)

Say please, Pretty please, Thank you please, I’d like some please, Do it please, Hand it please, Can you say, Si’l Vous Plait?

(Music Up–At 50 sec–First Verse Begin At 107 sec)

Reckless with your LOVE
You just give it up
Fearless with your LIFE
But, no one can you trust
Reckless with your LOVE
You just give it away
Fearless with your life
Living Day To Day

SO…

NOW….

BELOW….

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S “NEW HOUSE IN FRANCE” …THE HOUSE THAT CHANEL,JAMES BOND,(DISNEY, MEL GIBSON, BRUCE WILLIS, AND TOM CRUISE)BOUGHT?

Cote d Azur

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SO, IF YOU’RE STAYING HOME (THIS 4TH OF JULY): WHY NOT MAKE IT A “JAMES BOND” WEEKEND?

Sean Connery as James Bond

Roger Moore A View To A Kill

James Bond 007 Daniel Craig

James Bond 50

(Try “The James Bond Collection: 50th Anniversary”)

4th of July

BUT…

IF YOU’RE STAYING HOME (ON THE 4TH OF JULY)….AND YOU LIKE TRAINS?

TRY “TWO” OF RENEE’S “OTHER” FAVORITES…

“Runaway Train”

Jon Voight in Runaway Train

Starring Jon Voigt and Eric Roberts

and “The Taking Of Pelham 123”

Walter Mathau in The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3

Starring “Walter Mathau and Robert Shaw”

Amazon Instant Video

BUT …IF YOU WANT TO GO OUT TO “THE CINEMA”?

…and it’s not raining in Times Square New York….

Cineplex Times Square

TWO NEW ONES…

Belle Poster 1

“Belle” starring GuGu Mbatha-Raw

Locke poster

“Locke” starring Tom Hardy

NOW MORE…

OF….

“WHAT TO DO” THIS JULY 4TH WEEKEND…

MAN-O-WAR?

IF NOT, YOU CAN WATCH ONE ON TV….

Mel Gibson The Patriot

Mel Gibson in We  Were Soldiers

“The Patriot” and “We Were Soldiers” starring Mel Gibson

ACADEMY AWARD WINNER….

Born On The Fourth of July starring Tom Cruise 2

Born On The Fourth of July starring Tom Cruise 2

“Born On The 4th of July” starring Tom Cruise

Harts War starring Bruce Willis

Rataliation GI Joe Starring Bruce Willis

“Hart’s War” and “Retaliation: G I JOE” starring Bruce Willis

Patriot Games starring Harrison Ford

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“Patriot Games” starring Harrison Ford

3 Days To Kill Staring Kevin Costner

3 Days To Kill 2 starring Kevin Costner

“3 Days To Kill” starring Kevin Costner

BUT WAIT….THE BAD GUY HAS THE GUN…

Captain Phillips 2 starring Tom Hanks

Captain Phillips starring Tom Hanks

“Captain Phillips” starring Tom Hanks

THE GOOD GUY HAS A KNIFE….(“Good Enough”)

Inglorious Bastards starring Brad Pitt

“Inglorious Bastards” starring Brad Pitt

HOW TO WATCH THE MEN-O-WAR?

AMAZON FIRE TV

Amazon TV

PLUS….SAMSUNG SMART TV

Samsung Smart TV

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S 4TH OF JULY….

RENEE’S MEMORIES

This year, I’ll be spending July 4th (Independence Day) in East Hampton New York…However, my fondest memories are of my “childhood” and how we, my family (My Mother Erma/Irma, My Brother James) spent every 4th of July on the S.S. Admiral or at the Gateway Arch…..My Mother always bought me “something new” to wear on the 4th of July (and of course, I, Renee, always wanting to “be grown”, would leave the house wearing huge hoop earrings and frosted pink lipstick and looking like I was 25 years old…when actually I was only 12 years old….(White Men would “crane their necks” and STARE at me…LOL)….Anyway….Family Gatherings are “such fun”; And hey, did you hear about the 80,000 member family tree? It just had it’s global family reunion in June. Could any of “THEE” be related to Little Old ME?

George Calvert the 1st Baron Baltimore

Above, GEORGE CALVERT, THE 1ST BARON (LORD) BALTIMORE….

DO HAVE A HAPPY 4TH OF JULY!

SS Admiral St Louis Missouri

S.S. ADMIRAL AND GATEWAY ARCH (IN ST. LOUIS, MISSOURI)

CAA

Sony

NOT A “FILM BUFF”? THEN “HIT THE BEACH”….

FOR HIM

mens swimwear by Saturday NYC

(Men’s swimwear by Saturday’s NYC)

FOR HER

womens swimwear by Jo de Mer

(Women’s Swimwear by Jo de Mer and….
….Chanel’s UV Essentials SPF 50 to wear under make up)

Chanel UV Essentials SPF

LOOKING FOR EASE AND COMFORT THIS 4TH OF JULY

Try Slacks (the old standby)

Cotton elastane womens slacks

Cotton elastane slacks (by Loft)

Jacquard capri slacks

Jacquard capri slacks (by J Crew)

printed jeans

cropped slacks (by Ecrustyle)

cotton acrytic slacks

Cotton acrytic slacks (by Lemlem)

LOOKING FOR A “QUICK DIY PRESS-ON MANICURE”?

Kiss press on nails

(KISS press on nails)

fingernails by Kiss

LOOKING FOR JEWELRY TO WEAR THIS 4TH OF JULY?

Bangal by Indian Bazaar

(Stylish Gold Bangals by India Bazaar)

and….

LOOKING FOR SUMMER COVER AT THE BEACH?

chanel-resort-2014-swimsuit-profile

(Stylish cover and swimsuit by Chanel)

LOOKING TO “DO SOMETHING” WITH YOUR HAIR?

ponytail black hair

Ann Nahari - Presentation - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014

(Black hair styles spring/summer 2014 plus great products to “get that look” Bumble and Bumble Surf Spray and for fragrance Fekkai Hair Fragrance Mist)

Bumble and Bumble surf spray 2

Fekkai hair Frangrace Mist

AND….

LOOKING FOR A NEW LOVE? (BABY…)
Try Tinder–ness (aka Tinder)

Dating App Tinder

Tinder is the “hot new” matchmaking app. HOT! HOT! HOT!
But Alert! Alert! If you’re looking for a HUSBAND…Tinder may not be the place as some of the guys on it have actually admitted to being on it “just for the SEX” (Psssshaw!)……So my “suggestion” would be “have the fun” but the marriage proposal may not be FORTHCOMING, ETC ETC ETC….I, Renee Ashley Baker, “DO” know what I’m talking about because I, Renee Ashley Baker, can “DANCE” while sitting on a “bar stool” wearing 4 inch heels….)

PREFER A MATCHMAKER?

TRY JANIS SPINDEL….(MATCHMAKER TO BILLIONAIRES, MILLIONAIRES, CAPTAINS OF INDUSTRY, AND OTHER GUYS THAT RUN STUFF….)
Janis Spindel Serious Matchmaking wedding ring

LOOKING FOR SOMETHNG TO DO ON THE 4TH OF JULY WANT TO GO OUT? (WHY NOT GO DANCING…. AKA…. AFTER DARK CLUBBING?)

Check out Renee Ashley Baker’s New “dance club shoe”….

Roger Vivier Rendez Vous sandal spring summer

(“Rendez-Vous” by Roger Vivier Cost: $5,000)

Paris France at night

After my lawsuit settlements, “THE ERMA FOUNDATION” (once organized) would like to “financially support” (and join up with) “BORN FREE”. I, Renee Ashley Baker, would like to design/create a “limited edition” fashion collection for “BORN FREE” to sell on ShopBop. I, Renee Ashley Baker, will design these fashions through ERMA FRENCH PERFUME AND DESIGN (which is to be headquartered in Paris France and hopefully 70% owned by The Wertheimers….)

Tory Burch Reversible Canvas Bag

(Buy the above Tory Burch tote on ShopBop com. Proceeds will go to “Born Free”. Cost: $175)

4th of July 2014

Uncle Sam in chef hat

WANT A “CATERED” 4TH OF JULY WEEKENED? TRY CRAVE MOBILE BY WHITE CASTLE

White Castle Crave Mobile

(White Castles were a “big favorite” when I was a kid growing up in St. Louis Missouri. I, Renee Ashley Baker, need to see the “great castles” of Europe as I, Renee Ashley Baker, am of English/Welsh decent….)

BUT…IF YOU WANT TO BE A GRILL MASTER?

Start with a “great grill”: View Below….Napoleon 2014, Weber Big Green Egg, Cobb Portable Grill and The George Foreman Grill

Napoleon Grill 2014

Weber Big Green Egg Grill 2014

Cobb Portable Grill

George Foreman Grill 2014

LOOKING TO MAKE THAT PERFECT “SHRIMP ON THE BARBIE” ?
GRILL MASTER MUST HAVES:

MARINADES, SEASONINGS AND SAUCES

Weber Grill MarinadeWeber Smokey Mesquite

and…FROM THE SHARK TANK…

Pork Barrel BBQ Sauce

LOOKING FOR A GOOD RECIPE?

A Gourmet Potato Salad….Romaine, Artichoke, Tomato, and Parsley Dressing

http://www.realsimple.com/food-recipes/recipe-collections-favorites/quick-easy/summer-dinner-recipes-00000000061232/page19.html

A Desert: The S’Mores CupCake ! (from Betty Crocker)

http://www.bettycrocker.com/recipes/smores-cupcakes/7fc16239-e926-492e-aca9-9a83a572c0c2

HAPPY 4TH OF JULY FROM RENEE ASHLEY BAKER…..

Happy  4th of July eye on

NOW…

RENEE’S…. NEW…. ONE….

“DIAMONDS” A DEMO (written and sung by Renee Ashley Baker)

DIAMONDS”
(Guest Musician: Toots Thielman ?)
Lyrics and Music by Renee Ashley Baker
Copyright 2003 by Renee Ashley Baker
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

(verse 1)
In love
Well welcome to who needs love
I never try to please love
I only give to me

To please me
Just give me Harry Winston
Arpels and Butler Wilson
A ‘jewel’s’ all I need

Diamonds, I’ll use them for their Diamonds
I’ll ruse them for their Diamonds
Confuse them for their Diamonds
Diamonds, I’ll feel them for their Diamonds
I’ll thrill them for their Diamonds
I’ll kill them for their Diamonds

A “Blue Box”
Repossi, I’m in Grid Lock
Orgell but now the bids stopped
He’ll take me to Asprey

Believe me
A Diamond is my best friend
It’s Cartier or its First Sin
A heart shaped card in play

Diamonds, I’ll use them for their Diamonds
Abuse them for their Diamonds
Confuse them for their Diamonds
Diamonds, I’ll feel them for their Diamonds
I’ll thrill them for their Diamonds
I’ll kill them for their Diamonds
(bridge)
I’ll never know a thing of feelings
I’ll never try to do what’s right
I’ll never know that they need healing
I only know it takes 3 C’s and light

(musical interlude by Toots Thielman)

I’ll never know a thing of feelings
I’ll never try to do whats right
I’ll never know that they need healing
I only know it takes 3 C’s and light

(verse 3)

Mikimoto
With diamonds love a Dojo
A Graff then off to Soho
A camel to Mouawaad
(Shaharazod music)

Piaget me
H. Stern to Bulgari
I’ll win it Mata Hari
Say Debeers and Away!

Diamonds, I’ll stroke them for their Diamonds
I’ll toke them for their Diamonds
I’ll coke them for their Diamonds

Diamonds , I’ll swill them for their Diamonds
I’ll pill them for their Diamonds
I’ll kill them for their Diamonds

For their Diamonds
(Toots music)
For their Diamonds
(Toots music)
For their Diamonds
(Toots music)
For Their Diamonds
(Toots music Fade out)
(The End)
(NOTE: THIS SONG IS NOT FOR SALE….THE “RENEE ASHLEY BAKER SONG CATALOG” IS NOT FOR SALE IT IS “OFF THE MARKET”. NO TO BEYONCE)

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Louis Vutton phone case

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S SCHEDULE

1. Renee Ashley Baker gets “lawsuit settlement” of $60 Million for 6 years “financial injury” and for “physical injury”. (Renee Ashley Baker moves to France).
2. Renee Ashley Baker “dates” 52 Caucasian/Jewish Men who are 60 years of age and older in France. (No Athletes and No Politicians).
3. Renee Ashley Baker launches “Men’s Cologne” line hopefully with the owner’s of Chanel (in France).
4. Renee Ashley Baker (still the “party girl”) will open a “Discotheque” in the South of France (and No to Madonna).
5. Renee Ashley Baker will, maybe, sign with Disney (and Mel Gibson? and Sony Music?)
6. Renee Ashley Baker will sign with Random House or Harper Collins (and Sony) for a James Bond novel.

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NOW VIEW RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S NEW “WIX” WEBSITE….

(click on Renee Ashley Baker below)

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HAPPY Halloween 2013: #White House, #John F Kennedy,#President Obama, #First Lady Michelle Obama, #Disney Halloween 2013, New York plus… New Crowdsource/Crowdfunding Project

October 21, 2013

mensfedora

A VIEW TO A KILL (click LINK below)
http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com/id10.html

(NOTE: Neither Clemmie nor Gale/Gail can own/have/use/buy “The Red Tree” nor own/have/use/buy any other song in the Renee Ashley Baker Song Catalog. The Renee Ashley Baker Song Catalog belongs 95% to CP Irrevocable Trust….)

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President John F Kennedy

Dear Readers:
Do have a “happy Halloween”. However, I want to clarify some things; my plans are to “settle for monetary damages” out of court; then, I’ll hopefully get to be “Vanna White” for 2-3 years on a Disney/ABC network game show (a game show owned by CP Irrevocable Trust); then, I’ll hopefully be moving to Paris France–where I’ll start my perfume and design company (hopefully backed by the owners of Chanel). Anyway–I did not want to ignore the upcoming 50th Anniversary of the Kennedy assassination so I put together a “board”. To view my “board” please click on President John F Kennedy above….
Signed
Renee Ashley Baker (ERMA’s little girl)….

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“White Mustang”. Photo by Renee Ashley Baker

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Film Slate

(Click Red Slate Above To View My “Angel Crowdsourcing/Crowdfunding Project”)

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HAPPY HALLOWEEN 2013…..

President and First Lady at Halloween 2012<a

HALLOWEEN AT THE WH:

THE PRESIDENT AND THE FIRST LADY HAND OUT CANDY (WH Circa 2012)

SO–

YOU WANT FIRST LADY “MICHELLE OBAMA HAIR” FOR HALLOWEEN ?

Michelle-Obama-Wig

Tracey-Reese-Feelin Ruby Dress

above, First Lady Michelle Obama Halloween Costume (Michelle Obama Wig and Tracey Reese Ruby Dress)

and speaking of Firsts….

NEW FROM DISNEY….

Disney Sofia the First Magical Talking Amulet

Sofia the Fisrt Mgical Transforming Dress and Magical Talking Amulet

above, For Halloween (or dress up)

Sofia The First Magical Transforming Dress and Sofia the First Magical Talking Amulet

DISNEY ALSO HAS…..

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above, Doc McStuffins Stuffy Check Up Set (Halloween costume or “dress up set” for Girls—and BOYS !)

and for the trendy

DUKE (ER, I MEAN DUCK) DYNASTY

Duck Dynasty Halloween Costume

above, Duck Dynasty with Beard and Bandana Halloween Costume.

AND NOW….

WILL THE REAL “DUKE” (AND DUCHESS) STEP FORWARD…..

HRH The Duchess with baby Louie

The Duchess holding baby Louie

Baby Milford Baby Boy Quilted Jacket

above, a Jules Milford Quilted Jacket to keep HRH Baby Louie warm on Trick or Treat Night…)
Visit: JoulesUSA com….

CAN YOU SAY PARTY?

CELEBRATION: THE PARTY BOOK BY PIPPA

(The ultimate “party book”)

Celebrate by Pippa Middleton

Pippa Middleton Halloween Party

above, a Pippa Halloween Party for the Little Ones…..

HALLOWEEN’S LIGHTING?

lava Lamp Halloween

above, The Lava Lamp which was invented in 1963 by EDWARD CRAVEN-WALKER. (Did you know that Mr Craven-Walker had originally named his invention, his lamp “The ASTRO Lamp”?)

HALLOWEEN’S CANDY?

Renee Ashley Baker’s M & M MARS OF COURSE!

M M Halloween Candy 2013

M M Digital Coin Counting Money Jar  at Amazon

above, M & M Mars lets you Feed The Pig…er….I mean the cute, adorable, sweet lil M & M Digital Coin Counting Jar. Help kids “save their pennies” with this “bank” that electronically takes and displays your child’s money deposits.

CAN YOU SAY “TRICK OR TREAT FOR UNICEF?”

Trick or Treat for UNICEF 2013 box collection

Trick or Treat for UNICEF family

above, one of America’s UNICEF Families….
To Participate Click Link Below:
https://secure.unicefusa.org/site/SPageServer?pagename=Donate_General

GOING OUT? (ON HALLOWEEN)

TO A HALLOWEEN PARTY?

New York Halloween Costume

For Guys: Mean Green Halloween Costume

Fogal of Switzerland tights and knee highs

For Gals: Keep legs warm under your Halloween costume with colorful Fogals of Switzerland tights…..

CAN YOU SAY HOT ?

“And Then I Stepped Inside The Covered Palace, And What I Saw Was That There Was No Alice”
–Renee Ashley Baker

Paris Hilton sexy outfit for Halloween 2012

above, Paris Hilton Halloween Circa 2012 (“Alice”)

SHOUT OUT TO #PARIS HILTON: Hey Paris, How about a “tote bag” that would sell in the $500 range and be carried at Neiman Marcus and would be called, “Renee For Paris et Paris”…..?????

STAYING HOME? (ON HALLOWEEN ?)

GIVE THAT HALLOWEEN PARTY

satans-whiskers cocktail recipe

Serve that purr–fect Halloween Cocktail “Satan’s Whiskers”….click link below for recipe
http://www.stepbystep.com/how-to-make-a-satans-whiskers-cocktail-9691/

NOW…OTHER THINGS TO DO? (IN OCTOBER WITH THE KIDS)

PREPARE A BACKYARD BIRD BUFFET (AKA FEED THE BIRDS!)
This beautiful bird feeder “The Birdbrain Sequin Bird Feeder” is sold at Amazon com

Birdbrain Sequin Bird Feeder

HERA’S BIRDS ?

Audubon society

OR

WHAT ELSE CAN YOU DO? (IN OCTOBER WITH THE KIDS)

HOLD AN ALL HALLOWS EVE BOOK FEST!

Try….

FOR CHILDREN AGES 7-10

crankenstein

scarytales03

HALLOWEEN HISTORY?

“THE WITCH AND THE SKULL”

WH President John F Kennedy-halloween-costumes-of-john-jr-and-caroline

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above, President John F. Kennedy with Caroline and Little “JJ” (White House Circa 1962)

AND WHAT ABOUT THE HOUSE THAT JACK BUILT?

Haunted House

cLICK PHOOTO above to view Renee Ashley Baker’s “Show Palace” (in the works). This “HOUSE” will be the HOUSE that JACK (and THE ERMA FOUNDATION) built…

AND LAST (BUT NEVER MORE —ER— I MEAN—NEVER LEAST…..)

EDGAR ALLEN POE

ravens-wallpaper

The Ladykillers starring Tom Hanks

CLICK BELOW TO WATCH INSTANTLY:
http://www.amazon.com/The-Ladykillers-Widescreen-Edition-Hanks/dp/B00029LNYQ

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darth-vader-pumpkin-face

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will remain a Democrat….and Maybe, maybe I, Renee Ashley Baker, will get $30 million to $50 million a year for 5 years for my Disney/ABC TV Game Show? I, Renee Ashley Baker, am the Creator and Executive Producer of my Game Show.

To those who have been bothering me all morning about Brittany Spears (and Kevin F?)….Brittany Spears will not appear on my Disney/ABC TV Game Show. Also “NO” to Bill Cosby(as my game show host) and NO to Jimmy Kemmel (as my game show host).

No to the “usage” of the Renee Ashley Baker Song Catalog. My Mother says “NO” to Universal/MCA music and movie payrolls; and No to Warner Bros/Interscope movie payrolls and music. Also NO to Tiffany Foxx, No to Lil Kim, No to Mary J Blige, No to Sean Puffy, No to Jay-Z, No to Beyoncé, No to Dr. Dre, No to Snoop Dog, No to Eminem, No to Nicky Manaj, No to Rihanna, No to Janet Jackson, No to Jill Scott, NO to Miley Cyrus, No to Brittany Spears, No to Madonna, No to Charlize Theron, No to Angelina Jolie, No to Julia Roberts, No to Latifah, No to Oprah (she doesn’t HAVE to), No to Gail King, NO to Pam Grier, NO TO HALLE BERRY, No to Robert DeNiro, No to George Clooney, No to Brad Cooper, No to KRS ONE and No to Pam Greer. (BEING COMPLETED)

President John F. Kennedy “Looking Up” (plus The “Crown”, Babs, Paris Hilton, Andy and Television Broadcasters, Bankers, Financiers )

October 31, 2011

 

“LOOKING  UP  FOR   ST.  LOUIS”

 www.JFKRFKAshley.Blogspot.com

 

 

 

 

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The Big “K” (View Video):http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com/id14.html

 

 

 

 

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                                              Crown

SHOUT  OUT  TO :  

BABS,  FAYE,  ALI  AND  BRAD (I mean –Brange) 

          I have a secret to tell everybody about Famous Barr and about “____   Barr”.     

    I have  decided to put my “secret”  in  “56 Steps”  which would star Renee Ashley Baker and Tom Cruise (at Paramount )….

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PLAN  B

Dear   “Other People”:

1.  For a loan–LOAN–I’ll give six (6) 30 second TV Spots on my TV Special.

2.  Other People?  Other people being manufacturers of health drinks, restaurant chain owners, coffee manufacturers, architects/home builders, entrepreneurs and internet entrepreneurs.  (Your product, your store, your service will be the major sponsor of my TV Special).

3.  The Loan Amount:  $600,000.

4.  When Needed:  NOW

5.  Please expect an email from me on this.

HI  PARIS !     Need six advertising spots?

 

                                      PARIS     HILTON    INDUSTRIES

 

 

AND ….   ANDY

  “GOOD-BYE   ANDY”   From Renee Ashley Baker

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  Renee Ashley Baker will be “moving to Paris France”.

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SHOUT  OUT  TO   MR. BECK:

       Dear  Mr.  Beck :

For a  $600,000-$1,000,000 advance I, Renee Ashley Baker,  will give you three novels (a trilogy about women–“Doe”–  investigators and the U.S. Justice Department).   I, Renee Ashley Baker, must retain “TV and Motion Picture rights”….

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                P  L  U  S…. I , Renee Ashley Baker, will be in the Bang & Olufsen store in New York City to buy my Bang & Olufsen TV’s for my house in France….Click my new Tripod “Addendum”  below….

http://ReneeAshleyBaker.Tripod.com

 

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NOW

SHOUT   OUT:

TO TELEVISION BROADCASTERS,  BANKERS   &   FINANCIERS

 

       

 

 

           

 Renee Ashley Baker’s  Bang & Olufsen Beovision Plasma TV

                   

                                  WHAT?     There is no sales organization for Television Producers?  I remember PSO (Producer Sales Organization) but that blew out (it crashed and burned if you will).  So–I’m selling my “Reality TV Special” myself as follows—-

1.  To Satellite TV: To Hughes Direct TV ? (for TV viewers with “satellite tv” only).

2.  To Cable TV: To TLC, or E! Entertainment, or Wealth TV or Fashion TV,  or Spike TV,  (for TV viewers with “cable tv” only).

3.  To Video-On-Demand TV: To Netflix, Amazon Instant Video ?  (for TV viewers with “subscriber TV”).

OR

3.  To Network TV : To CW? (for TV viewers with free network TV).

4.  To Internet-Online-TV: To The Online Network ? (for TV viewers who like to watch their TV  on their computer).

Note:  The Online Network will broadcast 6 months after 1st run of Satellite TV or Cable TV.

 

        

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STILL “NO” TO BRITTANY SPEARS & NO TO GEORGE CLOONEY & NO TO MADONNA AND NO TO OPRAH WINFREY’S OWN & NO TO GALE HURD , NO TO GAIL KATZ  & NO TO CHARLIZE THERON & NO TO ANGELINA JOLIE & NO TO JULIA ROBERTS….

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Royal Wedding: HIS DAY (“Go Air Force!”)

April 26, 2011

 Listen to “Royal Wedding Song by Renee Ashley Baker” click link  below: http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com/id1.html

 

                                              

 

THE  ROYAL  WEDDING . . . .

                                                                     

THE  OFFICIAL  ROYAL WEDDING  PORTRAIT. . . .

 

THE ROYAL  COACH (aka THE ROYAL ASTON MARTIN)

              Everybody who reads this blog knows that I absolutely “love” Prince William and Prince Harry….as did their Mum.

THE   ROYAL   FUTURE ?

           HRH  Prince William has a job.   HRH is a pilot for the Royal Air Force search and rescue squad:

HE’LL  LIVE  BY  THE  RIVER….

above, the Island of Wales    (P.S.  “I’ll  be  watching. . . .”)

VIDEO:  LISTEN TO THE  “CLASH” CLICK LINK BELOW:

http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com/

 a n  d

THE WEDDING GUESTS WERE. . . .

                                                                    

above, The Beckhams….plus below

                                                     

VIEW  Guest Arriving  At Royal Wedding (click link below):

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/gallery/2011/apr/29/royal-wedding-guests-arrive-pictures#/?picture=374094358&index=2

 note to my readers:

This page about the Royal Wedding is for my mother Irma Ashley  (aka  Irmgard) . . . .

                                            HRH and HRH

               Baby    William

                                                                 Brother   Harry                  

                     

now

The Royal Wedding: 

Majestic  “Majesty”  Magazine says the “after parties” will Rock!

 

With Anton (on Food) Michael (on Party Decorations) and William–the other William (on Music)….

Commemoratives:

From Australia:

plus

SHE’S  A  DOLL !

The Princess Kate Middleton Doll  $195

now playing at a toy store near you….

 

BUCKLEBURY TOUR….

You still have time to tour Princess Kate’s home town as Morton Travel is hosting the Royal Wedding Week Tour….

Wedding  Gifts:

Prince William and Princess Kate want their wedding gifts to be in the form of donations to charity….

Click link below to view the Royal list of charities:  http://www.royalweddingcharityfund.org/

ROYAL  BROADCAST….click link below for info

http://blogs.bbcamerica.com/anglophenia/2011/03/16/bbc-america-to-air-royal-wedding-live-and-commercial-free/

OTHER   ROYAL   ITEMS ?  

How about Royal Cassettes with a special booklet to commemorate the event, plus there are Royal Wedding apps for your smartphone….

http://www.phonesreview.co.uk/2011/03/09/official-royal-wedding-website-android-iphone-apps/

Hats, Hats, Hats!  All the ladies will be wearing hats to the Royal Wedding.  Below  view Royal Wedding Hats by Phillip….

READ “HAT FEVER” click link:

http://www.hurriyetdailynews.com/n.php?n=hats-off-britains-royal-wedding-stirs-hat-fever-2011-04-19

Who is invited?     Maybe…..

The Royals

Princess Clotilde of Savoy, Princess Mette-Marit of Norway, Princess Maxima of The Netherlands, Princess Mary of Denmark, Princess Marie-Chantal of Greece, Princess Caroline and Princess Stephanie of Monaco, Princess Michael of  Kent….

The Princesses:

Anna Mouglalis, Delphine Arnaut, Amira Casar, Innes de la Fressange, Betty Catroux, Ludivine Sagnier, Paris and Nicky Hilton, Amanda Hearst, Caroline Kennedy, Renee Rockefeller….

                                HISTORY!    HISTORY!    HISTORY!   

       A Walk Backwards Through Time (with  The Royals)

        

above, Royal Wedding of Queen Victoria to Prince Albert

               and….

We’ll never forget this history making march down the isle

                  

I guess MY invitation got lost in the mail (LOL)…. Anyway,  about Renee Ashley Baker:

I, Renee Ashley Baker,  plan to move to France and become a designer:

For Louis Vuitton:  I, Renee Ashley Baker, want to design a Train/Make Up case for Louis Vuitton called “the Irmgard”.

For Hermes:  I, Renee Ashley Baker, want to design a hatbox for Hermes called “the Irmgard”.

For Tiffany & Co:  I, Renee Ashley Baker, want to design a crocodile handbag for Tiffany & Co called “the Irmgard”. 

  Irmgard, Irmigard, Irma is Renee Ashley Baker’s mother.

                                          (“Thank You Mommy”)

                                                                                                                   

now….

                                

TO BLOGGERS!   TO  WEBSITES! 

To Post MY “Royal Wedding Song” (copy & paste link below)

http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com/id1.html

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Presidents’ Day !, My New Video ! (plus Paris Hilton and Grammy Highlights: The 53rd Grammy Awards: A Review by Renee Ashley Baker)

February 14, 2011

 

PRESIDENT’S  DAY  VIDEO

 by

Renee Ashley Baker

 copyright 2011 by Renee Ashley Baker

ALL  RIGHTS  RESERVED

 

EXT                     BOSTON  MASSACHUSETTES        DAY

SCENE   OPENS:

             WE  SEE  CARS speeding and speeding faster and faster till they are nothing more than a blur.  Is this a special effect?  A dream?   Or is it  the REALITY of the woman WE SEE standing at a city bus stop.  She stands alone;  wearing a “brown cashmere coat”.   CLOSE  UP   WE SEE   a  TEAR on her cheek.   Then –suddenly — a “strange smile”  comes upon her face.  Like a child–she begins to turn her arms back and forth, as though they are on the steering wheel of a car.  TRANSITION SHOT:  WE SEE the WOMAN now INSIDE THE CAR –a little yellow car–with matching yellow hubcaps.  (It   looks like a “toy”.)   And  –as  she is driving, driving (through the streets of Boston) WE SEE the little yellow car CHANGING COLORS as she drives.  Also as she drives–WE SEE people,  lined along the streets.  They are STANDING, STANDING, STANDING, waiting to SEE this odd scene–this car–that is changing colors and SEE  the WOMAN –who is behind the wheel.  When the WOMAN in her “color car” (with  color  hubcaps to match) has driven her route so ALL can see:  TRANSITION SHOT:  WE SEE the WOMAN and the car move–WARP–through an INVISIBLE  TUNNEL.   Once through this “time warp”  the woman and the car come out on the OTHER SIDE .  Only this time–the woman is wearing all WHITE and the car she is driving has also “transitioned”.    The car is now a WHITE ON WHITE ROLLS ROYCE CORNICHE .  The convertible top on this brand new white on white Rolls Royce Corniche is DOWN  and the woman (whose long hair is now blowing in the wind) is SMILING.  As we CLOSE UP on the car WE SEE the license plate.  It reads:  RENEE  1  . . . .  AS the Rolls Royce rolls along the scenic stretch of the Cote d’Azure (the French Riviera)  . . . .A CAMERA  OVERHEAD  FOLLOWS….

                                                               THE    eND

PRESIDENT  JOHN  F.  KENNEDY…..

 

 

                           

 

 

 “12  DOCUMENTS” 

500-1000 Orders Needed. . . .

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Renee Ashley Baker will be Moving to France.  (Renee Ashley Baker will be renting an apartment in Paris France and Renee Ashley Baker will be buying a house on the French Riviera.  Renee Ashley Baker will be “meeting with” the Chairmen of Chanel Corporation (in France)  and maybe–Renee Ashley Baker will open a discotheque on the French Riviera for the “jet set” and for the “fashion industry –called –what else?

                                         answer: “Renee  #9”

And….Renee Ashley Baker will be “meeting with” the Chairman of TLC (in New York).  Renee Ashley Baker would like to STAR   IN a 24 episode reality tv show for The Learning Channel….)

 

 

 

 

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                            HAPPY    BIRTHDAY    PRESIDENTS!

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plus

Happy Birthday To John Travolta

 

 

 

 

 

Happy Birthday To Cybill Shepherd

     

 

 

 

 

 

and   Happy Birthday To Paris Hilton: 

 

 

 

 

TURN   IT  UP!  (Listen below)

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 Renee’s  Favorite Radio….

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                         The 53rd Grammy Awards

                                             by

                             Renee Ashley Baker

 

PERFORMANCE: Then came GAGA

      RENEE’S   REVIEW:  Gee GAGA I loved the St. Tropez outfit and I loved the new song “Born This Way”  (its classic pop) plus its easy to dance to (yeah I said it! ! !)….I like to dance like Gaga dances doing all the old dances and not just the new ones.  (This dancing “like you’re naked” dancing got me a following–and a fan club–when ever I’d go out dancing at the dance clubs (aka the “discos”)….When–I saw Gaga actually doing the “Charleston” in her “Bad Romance” video I flipped!

      Number of Stars:  *  *  *  *

 

PERFORMANCE:  Muse (From England)

     RENEE’S REVIEW:   I loved the RETRACTABLE set–it was awesome!  It did justice to this rebel–this “resistance”  song.  (“Victorious!”)….The 80’s music videos which this reminded me of–are still some of the most dramatic and CREATIVE ever made.

Number  of  Stars:  * * * *

 PERFORMANCE:  Bruno Mars (and the Gang)

            RENEE’S  RETRO  REVIEW: “Chic” meets “The Thompson Twins” then bumps into “Tears For Fears”…. But–all this is good!

Number of Stars:  * * * *

 PERFORMANCE:  Never Say, Never Say, Never Say, Never Say. . . .

      RENEE’S   REVIEW:  He (Justin Bieber)  has a  “1/4”  of a Beetle haircut, his dancing is cute,  and he CAN sing.

Number of Stars:  * * * *

PERFORMANCE: The Muppets (and Cee Lo Green)

           RENEE’S REVIEW:  Elton John BLACK !  The song is cute as are The Muppets.  (Gwynneth Paltrow looked like a tall blonde  “muppet–ette”  who can sing!)

PERFORMANCE:  The Avett Brothers

         RENEE’S  REVIEW:  Five handsome guys plus lyrics with a (1960’s) consciousness….

Number of Stars:  * * * *

 

PERFORMANCE:  BOB DYLAN  !!!  (with MAGGIE !)

             RENEE’S  REVIEW:  Still The Legend

  Number of Stars:  *  *  *  *  *

 

PERFORMANCE:  Jolene !

         RENEE’S   REVIEW:  Dolly’s “Jolene” is STILL one of my favorite songs.  (I even wrote a video for Dolly’s “Jolene”–that had an acting role in it for myself.  Maybe one day I’ll get to do it….)

“Congrats Dolly!  For Your Lifetime Achievement Award!

 Number of Stars:  * * * * *

 

PERFORMANCE:   MICK ! ! !

         RENEE’S  ROLLING REVIEW:  With or without Jerri Hall Mick is still fabulous!  Thanks Mick (for being a rolling stone!).

        Number of Stars?   “WOW !   THAT  MANY ! “

 

PERFORMANCE  OF  THE  YEAR!

           Barbra (aka Babs)  Streisand…..

               REVIEW  (NONE):   Just number of Stars:  A GALAXY!

and then….

 PERFORMANCE:  Arcade Fire !

           RENEE’S  REVIEW:  The “experience” of a live concert (in my living room) plus walking on the sidewalk in Huntington Beach California  (the bicycles  looked familiar )

             Number of Stars:  * * * * (for the light show and for the song….)

AND  THE  GRAMMY  WENT   TO….

 

 

 

 

****Special Thanks To The National Post

above, The Fab Four in FAB-U-LOUS COATS….

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(I , Renee Ashley Baker, will NOT be doing anything in Los Angeles with Arnold Swarzeneggar.  I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be moving to Paris France….)

below….photos of Renee Ashley Baker

                                

                                                                          

                                                                       (NOW  TURN  IT  UP! )

 Listen–click link: (for Renee #9): 

 http://ilike.myspacecdn.com/play#Paris+Hilton:Turn+It+Up:449097:s2145785.9791024.49169.0.2.8%2Cstd_a59b327077144a62891250af4dc98622

 

 

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NEWS For The New Year, plus, 2011 SHOUT OUTS!

January 4, 2011

 

I’d like my first date on Janis Spindel Matchmaking Service (in Denver or New York)  to buy me,  BUY  me, a LG Quantum Windows 7 Phone so:  “When I text him —he can see through the windows to my heart”. . . .

My name (Renee Ashley Baker) produces between 7,900,000 – 16,000,000 “Bing” search results.  (That is more than Kate Gosselin but less than Paris Hilton who’s name produces 68,000,000 results. . . .)

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   New Song Written by Renee Ashley Baker on Jan 2 (click link below):

http://www.myspace.com/reneebakerstudios/blog/541531328

TO  THE WORLDWIDE PRESS/MEDIA: 

I must get 1,000 orders (at $99 per order)

VIEW:  www.JFKRFKAshley.Blogspot.com

(Note: You WILL be able to FAX your orders)

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HAPPY NEW YEAR

                                          f r o m

                             Renee Ashley Baker

                                             To 

The   Hive

        Did you know that January 2, 2011 is the anniversary of the beehive?    Yes –hairstylist Margaret Vinci Heldt invented the “heightened hair hive”  at her Chicago hair salon over 50 years ago.  It is said that the history making hairstylist often told her clients: “I don’t care what he does to you from the neck down but from the neck up–I want him to leave you alone !”

 

 

 

 

 

HAPPY  NEW YEAR  LADY GAGA!

 

HAPPY  NEW YEAR NEW YORK!

 

HAPPY  NEW YEAR SOCIALITES!

 

 

   

 

    

 

 

 

 

 

 

       HAPPY NEW YEAR  (and happy birthday) MEL!

  

 

HAPPY  NEW  YEAR   TO  THE  HOUSEWIVES!

(I, Renee Ashley Baker, hope to be a ‘housewife’ soon. . . .)

 

plus

 

HAPPY  NEW  YEAR  BABS  (and others !)

           

                                 

                                    

            

 

Happy New Year To Paris and Nikki Hilton !

and 

Happy New Year To Matchmaker Janis Spindel !

    

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Fourth of July 2010: “Happy 4th of July” by Renee Ashley Baker

June 27, 2010
 
 
 
AND    SO
 
 
 
 
  
 
(Old  Glory)
 
   
 (President  John  F Kennedy)
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
REPLAY:  Mad Dogs and Englishmen
 
Click Link 1:
Click Link 2:
 
 
Plus
 
(Devil Eggs With Caviar)
 
 
RECIPES  (BELOW):
 
Patriotic Father:  “Harvard Beets” (from The New York Times)
 
Patriotic Mother: “Irma’s  Onion Sandwiches”  (from The New York Times)
 
 
THE   PATRIOT:
(Mel  Gibson)
 
 
PATRIOTIC  QUIZ: 
  
 
UNCLE  SAM:  LOUIS  BOSTON
(Patriotic Louis of Boston)
 
  ARTHUR   FIEDLER 
 
 
(Patriotic  Art)
 
 
HONORED  (FINALLY!)
(Women’s  Air Force Service Pilots )
(Wasps  WWII) 
 
RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S  FLYING MEN: 
 
 
 (U.S. Air Force Thunderbirds) 
 
 
 
(U.S.  Navy Blue Angels) 
 
 
(Maverick and Ice Man)
 
 
 FOR OUR INDEPENDENCE: 
 “Ready?  Eyes Right!”  says, Caroline Miller a seventh generation West  Point  grad. . . .
 
 
Renee Ashley Baker’s Crown Jewels
“HAPPY  BIRTHDAY  PRINCE WILLIAM”
(from Renee Ashley Baker) 
 
 
(Prince  Harry  Ooops!)
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 and more royals
 
 ROYAL    NUPTUALS 
 
 
A Royal Wedding That Was. . . .
 
(Crown Princess Victoria of Sweden with new husband Daniel Westling)
 
 
 A Royal Wedding To Be. . . .
(Crown Prince Albert of Monaco with fiance Charlene Wittstock) 
 
A Paramount Picture Is Worth A Thousand Words:

  (Wedding of Calista Flockhart and Harrison Ford)

A Million Dollar Wedding Cake (from Delicious Cakes of Tx)

 
 
SOME  MORE  PATRIOTS:

Art Linkletter: "Kids Say The Darndest Things

“Good-bye  Art Linkletter”  (from Renee Ashley Baker)

“Good-bye Dennis Hopper” (from Renee Ashley Baker)

 

  “Good-bye Jimmy –Big Bad John–Dean” (from Renee Ashley Baker)    

and

“Good-bye  Senator Byrd — with Erma”  (from Renee Ashley Baker)

 

Musical Tribute from Buddy Greene 

VIEW VIDEO: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=880OS3D9RFg

 

 PATRIOTIC    COLORS :

 Red, White & Blue Website

(Janine Turner’s   ConstitutingAmerica .org) 

 

Red, White & Blue Sushi from Massa ?

(Renee Ashley Baker is a member of “Gossip Girl” ON FACEBOOK) 

 

Red, White & Blue Karolinas

(smokin white hot . . . . 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 . . . . and Royal purple Kurkova )

and

 

   Paris. . . .She’s   The  Best !  

               plus

 

 PATRIOTS WHO ARE  RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S  FAVORITES. . . .

 (Jimmy/James Cagney as “Yankee Doodle Dandy”) 

VIEW VIDEO: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLMbQyk64gQ

 

(Mathew Savage  pianist/prodigy does “7 Up”) 

 VIEW VIDEO:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8yrxadI1tE

(Greyson Michael Chance covers Lady Ga Ga)

VIEW  VIDEO:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxDlC7YV5is

(Lin Yu Chun eclipses them all)

VIEW VIDEO: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3qZTFrkNVc

PRODIGY:

(Barbra !) 

 

FOR  MOTHER:

(CLICK  LINK:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zrzr4R3LpsQ)

 

FOR  FATHER:

(CLICK  LINK:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bo9riZYUpTw)

BELOW:   “HIS”   1953 Buick. . . . photographed by Renee Ashley Baker

 FOR  AMERICA  &   RUSSIA:  (Red, White & Blue)

CLICK  LINK:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rk78eCIx4E

 

FOR  RENEE  ASHLEY  BAKER:

FIRST–A  WEDDING. . . .

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will get married to a handsome and successfull Jewish (or non-Jewish) man.  Renee Ashley Baker will wear Jimmy Choo’s  white satin wedding shoes (pictured above)  

   RENEE   ASHLEY  BAKER   AS  DESIGNER. . . .

 

  I, Renee Ashley Baker, would like to design a collection  as follows: 

1.  A hatbox for Hermes named, “Irmgard”  (because my Mother-Mrs.  B–loved hats) 

2.  A Train Case/Make Up Case for Louis Vuitton

3.   Crocodile Handbags for Samantha Thavasa

 IN  NEW YORK: (FOR  RENEE ASHLEY BAKER)

1.  Rothschild Bank

2.  The Weinstein Company

3.  Chanel

4.  Jimmy Choo

5.  Eleanor Lambert’s PR people (to handle my “social calendar)

6.  Andrew Glassman and “High Society”

  7.  FORD  MODELING  AGENCY (spokes modeling for  General Motors  Fisker  Karma)

Renee Ashley Baker’s   Symphony: 

 (New York  Philharmonic) 

VIEW  VIDEO:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JQ-MP116v8

   RENEE  ASHLEY  BAKER’S  KNIGHT:

                  (Sir Noel Coward) 

(“Good-bye Sir Edward M Kennedy”)

  VIEW  VIDEO: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgcTHf3tbtc

plus…. 

 

 

 

 

“GrandPa  Dances  A  Jig”   (Or  maybe  a date for  Renee ?)

VIEW  VIDEO:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgSPaXgAdzE

 

“Did He Say Monkey?”

  VIEW  VIDEO:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgSPaXgAdzE

 

NOW. . . . FOR  “THE  RECIPES”

 

 

 

 

 

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S DEVIL EGGS (WITH  CAVIAR )

     Order at: http://www.1-800-caviar.com/deviled-eggs.html

 plus

        1.   HARVARD   BEETS

       2 1/2  cups sliced cooked or canned beets

       1/3   cup  sugar

        2  teaspoons cornstarch

        1/4  cup  vinegar

        1  tablespoon butter

      1.  Drain the beets, reserving one-quarter cup of the liquid.

     2.    Combine the sugar and cornstarch and stir in the vinegar and beet liquid (or water).    Cook , stirring , over low heat until the mixture is thickened and smooth. 

     3.  Add the beets and the butter and cook until heated through. 

     YIELD:  4 to 6 servings

 

2.  IRMA’S   ONION   SANDWICHES

      7  brioche or any fine-textured bread 

     18 small, wafer-thin slices raw onion 

      3/4 cup mayonaise

       salt to taste 

       1/2 cup minced parsley

       1.  Slice the brioche across in pieces about one-quarter inch thick; there should be about five slices from each brioche.  Cut the slices into rounds with a small biscuit cutter, about one inch in diameter.

       2.  Choose  small onions and slice them so that each circle will be a little smaller than the brioche rounds. 

      3.  Spread each piece of brioche with mayonnaise.  On half the pieces arrange one onion slice and season with salt.  Cover the onion with the remaining pices of brioche to make sandwiches. 

     4.  Spread the remaining mayonnaise on a wooden board and sprinkle the chopped parsley on another board.  Hold each sandwich lightly between thumb and finger so it will turn like a wheel.  Roll the edge in mayonnaise, then in parsley.  Set the sandwiches, as they are completed, on waxed paper and chill thoroughly.

 

3.  CAROUSEL GELATIN CUPS

       1 package (4 serving size)  JELL-O, any  red  flavor

       Animal crackers

       COOL  WHIP Whipped Topping, thawed 

      PREPARE  gelatin as directed on package:

     2.  Pour into individual serving dishes. 

     3.  Chill until firm, about 2 hours. 

     4.  Arrange cookies around inside rim of each dish. 

     5.  Garnish with whipped topping

    YIELD:  4  Servings

     Prep time: 10 minutes   and  Chill time: 2 hours

 

 

4.  STARS AND STRIPES GELATIN DESSERT

      Click for Recipe: http://www.jellorecipes.net/Jello-Recipes/jello-cake-recipe/4th-of-july-jello-flag-cake.php

 

5.  COUNTRY TIME LEMONADE PUNCH (“Summer Punch”)

    1 six-ounce can frozen lemon juice

    1/2  cup light corn syrup

    1 quart  ginger ale

    1  tray ice cubes

   1.  Empty the lemon juice into a large pitcheer and stir in the syrup.

  2.  At serving time, add the giner ale and ice cubes.  Mix well and serve immediately. 

     YIELD:  8  servings

 

6.  RENEE’S  ASHLEY BAKER’S  SPARKLING TIME SUMMER CHAMPAGNE PUNCH  (“Tropical Tea Punch”) 

   1 quart freshly brewed tea

   1 cup sugar

   2 cups (1 pint) cognac

  1/2 cup (4 ounces) light rum    (SIR CAPTAIN MORGAN)

   1 can frozen pineapple chunks, de-frosted, with liquid

   2 bottles dry champagne, chilled (MOET)

   Fresh peeled fruit, cut in cubes, and melon balls for garnish.

   1. When the tea has cooled to room temperature, stir in the sugar until it has dissolved. 

2.  Combine the tea, cognac, rum and pineapple chunks.  Chill thoroughly.  Meanwhile, fill a ring mold or a star mold with water and freeze. 

3.  When ready to serve, pour the tea mixture into a punch bowl.  Unmold the ice and add to the bowl.  Pour in the champagne and garnish with fresh fruit and melon balls.

7.        AND   when shopping don’t forget the . . . .

    

 

 

 

 

 

( Salt: As In Being Worth One’s . . . .)

BELOW:

 RENEE  ASHLEY  BAKER’S  FAVORITE  SUPERMARKETS

 

 

 

 

                                (for riding in style) 

and 

 For Finding A Husband….

 

THE “YES” LIST

              I, Renee Ashley Baker, wear Chanel cosmetics, I, Renee Ashley Baker, have been drinking Perrier Water since the late 1970’s and Neiman Marcus is STILL  my (Renee Ashley Baker’s )store) 

1.  Perrier 

 2.  Chanel Cosmetics 

3.  AT & T 

4.  IBM 

 5.  Nikon 

6.  Moet Champagne 

7.  Creme de la Mer

8.  Swarovski 

9.  Rolex 

10.  Neiman Marcus

  11.  (YES to a total of 21 companies)

   and

  THE NO LIST:

NO TO GALE HURD /NO TO GAIL KATZ

NO To Julia Roberts

NO To Johnny Depp (Johnny Depp will NOT be sold any songs written by Renee Ashley Baker)

No To Emeril LeGasse

No To Anthony LaPaglia

No To Robert Loggia

NO To  Tyra Banks

 No  To Beyonce Knowles

 No to Universal, NO to MCA/Farm, No to Grammercy, No to NBC

No to Warner Bros

No to Madonna (No to Madonna’s Company)

NO TO WHITNEY HOUSTON

NO TO ELIZABETH TAYLOR’S COMPANY:  Elizabeth Taylor’s company will not be manufacturing nor licensing eyeglass frames nor perfume with nor under the name Renee Ashley Baker

(NO To All Others Renee Ashley Baker Has Previously Said “NO” To.) 

SHOUT OUT :

To News and Entertainment Bloggers  You May  Link To This Blog (copy and paste link below)

LINK:  https://reneeashleybaker.wordpress.com

FINALLY:  THINGS TO DO IN YOUR TOWN ON THE 4TH OF JULY

 

  CLICK    http://dating.suite101.com/article.cfm/4th_of_july_date_ideas

 

(rbstudios@yahoo.com)

Memorial Day: At Home, Away and Baby Makes Three (What About GA GA You Say?….view below)

May 24, 2010

 

Presenting:   My Poker Face (below)….

 

Memorial Day on MySpace 

 Listen To Renee Ashley Baker’s New Song

 

                                                                     

Thank You Father”   from Renee Ashley Baker      

        

                                                                  plus    

    And,  Fergie the former Duchess of  York  said:  “Missouri ?”

                  When  Prince Andrew said: “Clarksville” 

  

   A GA GA MEMORIAL DAY?        YEP, I LIKE HER TOO

     VIEW: (click link below) for….

              A  BAD  ROMANCE

                 

  

           MY POKER FACE ?       

                                         

                                          Memorial Day In America

  

                                             Things To Do (At Home) 

 

Grillin !                 

Napoleon Gemini Gourmet Grill

 

Or:

Want  A   Portable  Fireplace?

 Try  The  “Conmoto Travel Fireplace”    ( Buy at:  ameico com  Cost: $3,000)

Like To “Do It Yourself?”   Try….

Lowes Build Your Own Backyard Firepit

  

 For Spectacular Eats On Memorial Day Try….   
  
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Lobster, Steaks and Crab Cakes from Lobstergram com

 

 

 Places To Go On Memorial Day: 

               In  D.C.:

http://www.202area.com/memorialday/

           In  New York:

 http://manhattan.about.com/od/summerinnewyorkcity/a/memorialdaynyc.htm

                 And

    For Next Month?     FATHER’S  DAY!

   (below are some gift ideas for dad)

above, Rolex (of course)

Patek Philippe Chronograph

and Patek Philipe
 
the Breitling Colt
 
 

Louis Vuitton Tambour Chronograph

 
                                                                  and  Louis
 
 
 OR….If Dad Reads?
     (a bestseller on Amazon) 
      
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

George Washington's Sacred Fire by Peter A Lillback

 

 and….

 (an autographed copy of Michael Medved’s new book buy at Michael Medved com)  

Like  To Phone?  There’s always AT & T (Samsung Blackjack)

 
 
 
  
 
 Got A  24 kt  Gold  Dad?

Why  not  a  24kt  Gold  and  Diamond  Ipad….Cost:  $190,000  by Stuart Hughes  (London England)

 
Below some things for “new” Mommies….

TAGA convertible stroller/bike (on tour in Cologne Germany)

        (above, The TAGA convertible stroller.  Cost:  $1500)

 

Clothing For Baby? 

Snopea Sprouts

   

 Toys  For  Baby…. 
  
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Oompa Toys

 

  and

 some things for laughs (and love):   

               VIDEO 1  : (click link below)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qR3rK0kZFkg

              VIDEO 2:  (click link below)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0vMoNfSCwc

 

and Parents….

 for Home Safety and Security:  LOCK!

(The Kwikset Biometric Fingerprint Lock at Brick House Security …. Click link below to view video)

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42s69ZmmsEg&feature=related

and

 for my SPONSORS:

(To any and all COMPANIES interested in sponsoring this blog please email Renee Ashley Baker at  rbstudios@yahoo.com)

Recipes–Wednesday–(From The New York Times) 

1.  CRAB AND ARTICHOKE CANAPES

1/2 cup Russian dressing 

 1/4 teaspoon dry mustard 

1 six-ounce can crabmeat, pick over well 

 1 ten-ounce can artichoke bottoms, drained

2 tablespoons chopped parsley

  Lemon wedges 

 1.  Combine the Russian dressing and mustard and fold in the crabmeat, mixing lightly but thoroughly. 

 2.  Pile the mixture on the artichoke bottoms.  Just before serving, brown the canapes in a preheated broiler and sprinkle with chopped parsley.  Garnish with lemon wedges and serve immediately. 

 Yield:  8 to 12 canapes

 

2.   CANAPES  A LA SIMON  

  1.  Cut small rounds of thinkly sliced bread with a biscuit cutter and toast in broiler. 

2.  In a skillet, cook six or seven slices bacon until soft, chop and mix with one cup Major Grey’s chutney. 

3.  Spread the mixture ont he toast rounds and broil in a preheated broiler about five inches from the source of heat until a slight crust is formed on top and the canapes are heated through.

Yield:  About 2 dozen canapes

 

 3.  SHERRIED  SHRIMP

24 medium shrimp, shelled and deveined

1/4 cup soy sauce

1/4 cup sherry

1/4 cup salad oil

1 teaspoon powdered giner, or 1 tablespoon fresh ginger root, ground

1 clove garlic, finely chopped

1.  Marinate the raw shrimp in the remaining ingredients one hour or less. 

2.  Place the shrimp with a little of the marinade in a skillet and cook three or four minutes, until the shrimp are done.  If possible, use an electric skillet. 

Yield:  4 servings

 4.  RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S TIPS FOR SERVING COLD DRINKS:

          a.  Freeze ice cubes containing:  Olives, cocktail onions and twists of lemon. 

          b.   When mixing drinks just pop one of these ice cubes into the glass

 SHOUT OUT TO:   All Renee Ashley Baker’s Men on eHarmony

                          “Love to my men”   from Renee Ashley Baker

 

                                 

SHOUT OUT TO:  My Friends at “Selective Search” Matchmaking Service (on Park Avenue in New York)

 

                                   HAPPY  MEMORIAL DAY TO MY READERS!

 p.s.  Also For Memorial Day 

 (scroll down)

 

Glamorous Wednesday: Brigitte/Renee….

March 12, 2008

“SEX   SYMBOL  GIRLS”

Brigitte Bardot and Harley Davidson       

          Pamela Anderson  performed Brigitte Bardot’s famous song “Harley Davidson” at the Crazy Horse in Paris France….She (Pamela Anderson) walked out on stage wearing a sheer black bodystocking but stripped naked in front of two sold out audiences.  The Press and the Media were told “non pas entrez”.  (That means “Do Not Enter” in French).   Anyway,  Pam did “BB”  (and the audience)  proud as the ‘Valentine’s Day’  crowd  paid a whopping  $300 a ticket….  Unfortunately, there was no such “funny Valentine”  from hubby Rick as Pam is seeking to get out of her  “4 month marriage”….(For those who may not know,  Rick Saloman, was the former boyfriend of another  uberfemme fatale, Paris Hilton….)        

Brigitte Bardot           Pamela Anderson

         Passing the torch?….

View my “facebook” below:      

          Disney will distribute Renee Baker Studios’ first motion picture, in movie theatres worldwide, under an “output deal”  valued at $73.5 million dollars….

View My “Facebook” (click link):

 http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=1886&l=d8bcf&id=526156970

       

MOVIE TUESDAY: RENEE BAKER STUDIOS

January 21, 2008

         

       Vector Movie Reel

                                                             President John F Kennedy

                                              About Renee Baker Studios

                                                         (aka RBS)

                                                                by

                                                Renee Ashley Baker

4th  On RBS slate: A motion picture that will be Executive Produced and Written by Renee Ashley Baker and which would cast–now get this–Jesse Spencer and Jennifer Morrison (from “House”), Asian Beauty Li Bing Bing (or Ming-Na or  newcomer Tang Wei), Paris Hilton, Clive Owens, Renee Ashley Baker and Dustin Hoffman.  (…Mind you none of these actors have said yes to anything yet but just try, if you can,  to “guess” this movie’s plot. Hint:  I  “boss everybody”  including Dustin!…) 

3rd On RBS slate: A motion picture comedy which would star Renee Ashley Baker and Brad Pitt. (…Mind you I’m ambitious!….)

2nd On RBS slate:  “Kolchak: The Night Stalker”  (…which hopefully will star actor John Travolta….).

1st On RBS slate:   Disney will distribute Renee Baker Studios first motion picture in movie theatres worldwide under an output deal valued at $73.5 million dollars…. (….Note:  I also have movie projects to present to Mel Gibson and Kim Basinger only they’re not in same movie….)

Renee’s favorite actors: (short list)

 Val Kilmer, Mel Gibson, Harrison Ford, Tom Cruise, Tom Hanks, Jack Nicholson, Al Pacino, Bruce Willis, Kevin Costner, Nicholas Cage, Ralph Fiennes, Daniel Day Lewis, Pierce Brosnan, Richard Gere, Russell Crowe, John Travolta, Dustin Hoffman, Sir Anthony Hopkins….

and….

Renee’s Favorite Actresses (short list):

Sharon Stone, Julia Roberts, Susan Sarandon, Sigourney Weaver, Charlize Theron, Goldie Hawn, Kim Basinger, Jodie Foster, Reese Witherspoon, Jamie Lee Curtis, Kate Winslet, Cate Blanchett, Daryl Hannah, Meryl Streep, Barbra Streisand, Rene Russo, and Renee Ashley Baker.

(I added my own name to the list above because I will  “star”  in a Renee Baker Studios motion picture.  So, there !)….

****Addendum:  “NO” to CBS, “NO” to Gail/Gale, “NO” to Warner Bros, “NO” to NBC, “NO” to Universal, “NO” to Grammercy, “NO” to MCA, “NO” to Farm, “NO” to rap music, “NO” to rappers.