Posts Tagged ‘November 22’

SHOUT OUT TO JEFF, Renee’s Suggestions, Renee’s Photographs, plus More Suggestions, Answers, Irmigard, plus Cyber Monday ….

November 28, 2011

 

 

              

    “JEFF  MEETS  EVAN  PICONE”

    by

Renee Ashley Baker

 

A long time ago and far far away

I was sitting in my rented Hertz car one day

My white Evan-Picone jacket was parked in his lot

How was I to know I was parked in his spot?

His  GO-fers   were furious and told me to “go home”

But I did not budge I did not roam

He pulled up in his tan and coffee Rolls Royce

His smooth skin and bright teeth told me he was their boss

He walked me inside and said that his name was JEFF

I smiled, batted my lash, and said  “Dada you da best!”

While his staff moved my car from where Helen Redy did own

I sat  with Jeff Wald and pitched him my  script “Roller Drome”….

*Note:  This is how I met manager/movie producer Jeff Wald back in the late 1970’s at his office in Beverly Hills California.  At this time however–I am NOT interested in “the film business” and will instead be residing in Paris France and  working in the “fashion and beauty industry” in France. (And to work on a novel trilogy for Mr. Beck–if–he buys it).  However — If somebody else in “Hollywood” is interested–GO FOR IT!

                             “Roller Boogie 2”  ?

 So –it should be set in New York City .  But a Big  Star is needed to play the John Travolta part?   And –who will produce?  (Sorry, Renee Ashley Baker can’t produce this one  but I know that some movie producers –and movie studio heads–read this blog)….

                                     

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Renee’s  Flickr:  http://www.flickr.com/photos/reneebakerstudios/

Dear FRIENDS  and Dear IBM Smart Cloud: 

Even though I’d like IBM  to sponsor my “TV Show/Birthday Party/Launch Party” (in New York or in Paris France) I’d  also like my “FRIENDS” (who read this blog) to “back up” my Flickr photostream to their Carbonite (or IBM Smart Cloud) accounts–that way I won’t lose my photographs before I get there.    IBM Smart Cloud  starts  at  $56

Thank you.

                   

PLUS

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VIEW  new video  http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com/id14.html

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PLUS

SHOUT  OUT !

re: MY  BOOK  PROJECT

         As previously stated I, Renee Ashley Baker, will   finish, (complete) my proposed “novel” in 12 weeks–provided there is a “substantial advance” so that I can “write in comfort” (and style)

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re: THE “COAST TO COAST AM” ( annual November 22 show)

   Although I am NOT going to be “the producer” I think either Sharon or Gwynneth should play “Dorothy”.

  

 

above, Renee Ashley Baker’s mother  (wearing silk and gold and diamonds). . . .

re:  THE “COAST TO COAST AM” (annual November 22nd  show)

          THE  ANSWER:

        The answer to the question is: He –LHO–did not go out–did not ESCAPE  out the back door because there was a man waiting at that back door to terminate him…..

NOW

CYBER  MONDAY (FOR  HIM)

The McLaren Supercar….Price:  $229,000

To Shop Click Link:http://www.mclaren.com/home/

 

CYBER  MONDAY  (FOR HER)

TO  SHOP  CLICK  HERE:

http://www.net-a-porter.com/?cm_mmc=MSNUS-_-Brand%20-%20Net-A-Porter_US-_-ALONE%20-%20Net-A-Porter%20BR-_-net-a-porter

TO SHOP  “THE LOOK BOOK” CLICK LINK:

http://www.shopbop.com/

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OTHER GREAT CYBER MONDAY SITES:

www.NeimanMarcus.com

www.DubliWelcome.com

www.bluefly.com

www.retailmenot.com

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I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be MOVING to Paris France to run the “Erma French Perfume and Design Company”….

 

 

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Thanksgiving Potpourri: Herman Cain, Mitt Romney, Rick Perry et.al (plus, Sirius, November 22nd, and a New Facebook)….

November 19, 2011

 

SHOUT  OUT  TO  XM  SIRIUS….A  $5  MILLION  DOLLAR  DEAL…

         So–I, Renee Ashley Baker,  wanna do a radio show ( in Paris France)  on XM Sirius Satellite Radio.   I, Renee Ashley Baker, will  take a 3 year contract, for an annual  salary of $500,000,  PLUS  an annual bonus of $1 million dollars PLUS –I, Renee Ashley Baker will  own 30% of the radio show  revenues.  And I, Renee Ashley Baker,  am  so,  so   SIRIUS !

 

“Sirius” …  The  Brightest  Star  in  the  Sky….

 

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      November  22,  1963

FOR   DOROTHY…. A  RAINBOW

 

“Irma’s House Of Numbers” (Counting The Kennedy Conspiracy).  

Read IT on your Ipad, Kindle, Zoon, Xoom, or Samsung Galaxy Tab. 

Parts  1-4  —  To  BUY BUY  BUY  (click link below) ….

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VIEW  My New Facebook (contest page):

http://www.facebook.com/?email_confirmed=1#!/profile.php?id=100003149518073&sk=wall

 

 

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SO–MR BECK (AND OTHERS) WON’T THINK I’M STUPID BECAUSE  I’M  NOT  COMMENTING  ON  POLITICAL  ISSUES ANYMORE….

 

       

Although I’m going to try and save my opinions (and wit) for my “fiction endeavors” I’ll say this then say no more….

 

ABOUT  THE  REPUBLICANS

1. Romney is Morman and for some reason America finds Mormans “STRANGE”.

2. Perry–had a Bad Day at Black Rock.

3. Cain–had a Bad Day at Black Bra.  Meaning–the “Black Bra” wearing women “scammed him” and took him for a ride.  (By the way what–what–was wrong with Herman Cain’s answer? I heard it.  He took a long–“thinking man’s” pause–then–he answered.  He said–and I paraphrase–He would not “sign off” on having a “threat” (a bad guy) “removed” (taken out) until he had all the “intell” (all the facts) about who was next in line to sit on the “bad guy’s thrown”.)

ABOUT  THE  DEMOCRATS

1.  President Obama “inherited” a “broke country”.

 

ABOUT GREEN

My “environmentalists” need to “get busy”. 

 

ABOUT  JOBS

My plan?  For jobs?  What –is wrong with my “lottery”?   My “National Lottery”?  Some 25 million people would spend $5 each week to play the “national lottery”.  This totals $500 million dollars per month.  How MANY people can be hired at $12,000 a YEAR–from $500 million dollars per MONTH?   CONGRESS–can you hear me now?  Pass my “National Lottery Bill”  right away….

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will remain non-partisan….

 

ABOUT REESE WITHERSPOON

Still “NO” to Reese Witherspoon.

ABOUT   MADONNA

Still “NO” to Madonna. (Madonna is a DOG).

ABOUT  DENVER

There are actresses other than Angelina Jolie, Julia Roberts , Demi Moore and Charlize Theron.  This “cowtown” (called Denver)  is not going to “steer money” nor “cast movies”.  It is called “extortion of a motion picture producer”.  (I, Renee Ashley Baker, may decide to be the Producer and I, Renee Ashley Baker, may decide to be the ONLY leading lady–the only actress– IF–I, Renee Ashley Baker,  decide to work in the film –in the movie– industry).   

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President John F. Kennedy “Looking Up” (plus The “Crown”, Babs, Paris Hilton, Andy and Television Broadcasters, Bankers, Financiers )

October 31, 2011

 

“LOOKING  UP  FOR   ST.  LOUIS”

 www.JFKRFKAshley.Blogspot.com

 

 

 

 

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The Big “K” (View Video):http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com/id14.html

 

 

 

 

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                                              Crown

SHOUT  OUT  TO :  

BABS,  FAYE,  ALI  AND  BRAD (I mean –Brange) 

          I have a secret to tell everybody about Famous Barr and about “____   Barr”.     

    I have  decided to put my “secret”  in  “56 Steps”  which would star Renee Ashley Baker and Tom Cruise (at Paramount )….

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PLAN  B

Dear   “Other People”:

1.  For a loan–LOAN–I’ll give six (6) 30 second TV Spots on my TV Special.

2.  Other People?  Other people being manufacturers of health drinks, restaurant chain owners, coffee manufacturers, architects/home builders, entrepreneurs and internet entrepreneurs.  (Your product, your store, your service will be the major sponsor of my TV Special).

3.  The Loan Amount:  $600,000.

4.  When Needed:  NOW

5.  Please expect an email from me on this.

HI  PARIS !     Need six advertising spots?

 

                                      PARIS     HILTON    INDUSTRIES

 

 

AND ….   ANDY

  “GOOD-BYE   ANDY”   From Renee Ashley Baker

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  Renee Ashley Baker will be “moving to Paris France”.

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SHOUT  OUT  TO   MR. BECK:

       Dear  Mr.  Beck :

For a  $600,000-$1,000,000 advance I, Renee Ashley Baker,  will give you three novels (a trilogy about women–“Doe”–  investigators and the U.S. Justice Department).   I, Renee Ashley Baker, must retain “TV and Motion Picture rights”….

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                P  L  U  S…. I , Renee Ashley Baker, will be in the Bang & Olufsen store in New York City to buy my Bang & Olufsen TV’s for my house in France….Click my new Tripod “Addendum”  below….

http://ReneeAshleyBaker.Tripod.com

 

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NOW

SHOUT   OUT:

TO TELEVISION BROADCASTERS,  BANKERS   &   FINANCIERS

 

       

 

 

           

 Renee Ashley Baker’s  Bang & Olufsen Beovision Plasma TV

                   

                                  WHAT?     There is no sales organization for Television Producers?  I remember PSO (Producer Sales Organization) but that blew out (it crashed and burned if you will).  So–I’m selling my “Reality TV Special” myself as follows—-

1.  To Satellite TV: To Hughes Direct TV ? (for TV viewers with “satellite tv” only).

2.  To Cable TV: To TLC, or E! Entertainment, or Wealth TV or Fashion TV,  or Spike TV,  (for TV viewers with “cable tv” only).

3.  To Video-On-Demand TV: To Netflix, Amazon Instant Video ?  (for TV viewers with “subscriber TV”).

OR

3.  To Network TV : To CW? (for TV viewers with free network TV).

4.  To Internet-Online-TV: To The Online Network ? (for TV viewers who like to watch their TV  on their computer).

Note:  The Online Network will broadcast 6 months after 1st run of Satellite TV or Cable TV.

 

        

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STILL “NO” TO BRITTANY SPEARS & NO TO GEORGE CLOONEY & NO TO MADONNA AND NO TO OPRAH WINFREY’S OWN & NO TO GALE HURD , NO TO GAIL KATZ  & NO TO CHARLIZE THERON & NO TO ANGELINA JOLIE & NO TO JULIA ROBERTS….

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Completed—-The Jackie Tapes: Who Killed President John F. Kennedy?

August 10, 2011

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be “buying a house” in France with a mortgage from the Rothschild Bank….(I, Renee Ashley Baker, will work in the “fashion and beauty” industry with Chanel Corp and with Tiffany & Co….)

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3000 Sales Per Month Needed.  Tell Your Friends! 

“Irma’s House of Numbers” (click link to buy):

http://ermarenayashley.tripod.com/

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In  soon-to-be-released  tapes Jackie tells who she thinks killed President John F. Kennedy….

 

P.l.u.s.

            My mother didn’t have “radical movements”–she had establishment, society, (the Bourgeoise) and the Military.  My mother was an “Army wife” and an “Air Force mother”.    My mother even had “secret society” because she was an Eastern Star (i.e. a Mason’s wife).   My mother NEVER drank liquor and my mother NEVER smoked cigerettes.  My mother was a “beauty” who had a French style—which–is why I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be heading up my mother’s fashion and beauty company “French Perfume and Design”.  (“French Perfume and Design” will be headquartered in Paris France.)    I expect my mother (pictured above wearing 24kt  gold rings and a diamond pendant) to be like Estee Lauder (and Co Co Chanel)–a power house of beauty and style. . . .

Military  Style ?

                           (Military Vintage–Eisenhower Jacket)

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AND

“Highway  99”

by

Renee Ashley Baker

Copyright 2011 by Renee Ashley Baker

ALL  RIGHTS  RESERVED

Hear about the Highway 99 killer

 Criminal mind sway the game like a thriller

Thinking bout his prey while he sips at a Miller

Through the window pane like a Dane, and he’ll get her

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AND…AND… AND….

TO BOSTON Renee  WILL GO….

 

       I, Renee Ashley Baker, need a sofa that will seat 4 people.   I plan to give “tea parties” in Boston to “raise funds” and “raise support” for “The Erma Foundation”.   I like the above sofa from Opulent Items  if–I can get a 20% discount….

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And….Renee’s Priorities

1st Priority:  Renee Ashley Baker will “get married”….

REQUIREMENTS:  He–Renee’s Groom– must be Caucasian/Jewish, 50-70 years of age, make between $250,000-$1,000,000 a year and reside in Boston, New York or Paris France….

2nd Priority:  Renee Ashley Baker will sign a contract with Tiffany & Co

To design a crocodile handbag called the “Irmigard” that will sell for $3,000….

3rd Priority:  Renee Ashley Baker will sign a contract with Chanel Corp

To Launch perfume line ($300 an ounce), to design a line of french bed linens that will sell for $300 a set, and to design a line of fine jewelry that will sell for $3,000-$100,000….

4th Priority:  Renee Ashley Baker will sign a conract with Ford Modeling Agency

TO represent Renee Ashley Baker as a “spokes model”….

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Another Murder In Denver–This Time At The Denver Zoo….(Plus Buy Part 4: Irma’s House Of Numbers)

July 20, 2011

 

                                                AVAILABLE   NOW  !

         UNBELIEVABLE!   UNPREDICATBLE!   UNFORGETTABLE!

                                    Buy  Now Part  4  !!!

                               The Hunter Of Fascism:

                           “Irma’s House Of Numbers”

                    (Counting The Kennedy Conspiracy)

                                                by

                                        R. A. Baker

                          (aka Renee Ashley Baker)

                           Available:  Now

                                Where:   Amazon Kindle Store

                                   Cost:      $10.99

                Also Available Now at Amazon Kindle Ebooks:

   Part 1 ($2.99)     Part 2 ($9.99)      Part 3 ($9.99)

TO BUY PART 4— CLICK LINK  BELOW TO AMAZON KINDLE: http://www.amazon.com/Part-Four-Counting-Conspiracy-ebook/dp/B005E07J96/ref=sr_1_4?ie=UTF8&qid=1311436896&sr=8-4

BUY PARTS  1, 2, 3–CLICK LINK BELOW TO AMAZON KINDLE:

http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=IRMA%27S+HOUSE+OF+NUMBERS

                                                

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                        MAN  DIES   AT  DENVER   ZOO”

SHOUT OUT

TO ROBERT MUELLER (Director of the F.B.I.):

You like Clemmie (you awarded him several commendations) and–I hope you like me.  I would like you to have the FBI look into a Denver case for possible Federal charges (for “violation of civil rights” and for “criminally neglegent homicide”).

SHOUT  OUT

To the NSA (or to any Corporations with private satellites in space):

I need “tape” from any satellite that may have been “above the Denver Zoo” during the week of July 17, 2011. (Send tape to the New York Times or to The Washington Post).  Thank You.

SHOUT OUT

To Newsweek Magazine, Ebony Magazine, AP/Reuters:

I’d like you to put “the victim’s photo” on the cover of your magazine and do a “cover story”.

SHOUT OUT

To The Lawyer Representing the Victim’s Family:

Ask for:  $10 million  (in compensatory damages)

                    $50 million  (in punitive damages)

Note: The City of Denver employs too  many “dirty liars”.   I will probably be filing a lawsuit against the Denver Public Library myself.  Denver Public Libary employees constantly “harassed me” about “who to do business with” in showbusiness.  This is why my answer is “NO” to showbusiness and “Hell No to Universal”….

Signed

E.R.A.

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Now–back to the FIRST  story:

Emma’s  birthday….

Diana Rigg as Emma Peel….

Happy Birthday Diana Rigg, age 73

 

P L U S

 

Waltzing With Marines ?

 

U.S. Marine Scott Moore invites Mila Kunis to the dance….

 

But

                                     White—says “NO”  to “Ray”

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        There is “NO” Renee Baker Studios (I shut it down).

         I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be moving to Boston then–moving to France where I will work in the fashion and beauty industry. 

Renee Ashley Baker’s Companies below….

 

  WEDDING BELLS WILL BE RINGING

                   I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be “getting married” in the next 12 months.  Qualifications:  HE must be Caucasian/Jewish, 50-70 years of age.  I have already planned my wedding reception for 400 guests on a yacht (The Christina O !    from  Skorpios)….

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Re:  Irma’s House of Numbers

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will not, NOT be selling “movie rights” to “Irma’s House of Numbers” to any motion picture studio….

VIEW  VIDEO: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2384ayqnAho

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TO BUY PARTS 1, 2, 3, 4, (now):

AMAZON KINDLE STORE LINK: http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=IRMA%27S+HOUSE+OF+NUMBERS

Facts, Fallacies, and Close Encounters: The Strange New Evidence Recently Discovered In The 46 Year Old Murder Case Of President John Fitzgerald Kennedy….

November 18, 2009

NOVEMBER 22ND

(WHO HAS THE KEYS ?)

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