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NEWS SHOW PROPOSAL…..Renee Ashley Baker’s fee is $1 Million Dollars Per Week for 26 Weeks….plus Sarah Palin, Donald Trump, First Lady Michelle Obama and more….)

June 26, 2013

Ship-in-a-Bottle

President John F Kennedy in the navy

“SANG THE MUSES”
by Renee Ashley Baker

Lyrics and Melody by Renee Ashley Baker
Copyright 2013 by Renee Ashley Baker

Lovely Cinderella lost her shoe at the Ball
Ship found in the Bottle, popped the cork, the sails grew Tall
Let Her stand with Nemo he’ll take Her hand upon the Sea
Strait up from the Bottom, they’ll see JACK cause he’ll be ME

(CHORUS)
Sang the muses, Sang the muses
Sang the muses, Sang the muses
Sang the music, Sang the music
Sang the music, Sang the music
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*This song is to be sung with a heavy Irish brogue…..

(I, Renee Ashley Baker, began this song two years ago. It is still not finished, however, I’ve decided to post this one “verse” for the 4th of July. HOPE YOU LIKE IT !)

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click on photo of Renee Ashley Baker below to view new website….

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SHOUT OUT

Shout Out To Hughes Direct TV, ABC TV, New York Times, and Fox News/News Corp:

Once my “lawsuit has settled” and I, Renee Ashley Baker, am “available”….I, Renee Ashley Baker would like to do a “News Show”. My “news show” would air weekly (on TV) and be 1 hour long. I’d do 26 shows. The “Broadcaster” (the TV NETWORK) would own the shows. I’d want a 26-52 show contract. What is Renee Ashley Baker’s asking fee? Renee Ashley Baker’s fee will be $1 million per week (or $26 Million Dollars). And…I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be granted: Approval of Guest Stars, Wardrobe Approval of Guest Stars, Weekly Script Approval, Director Approval, Producer Approval, and Location Approval (the location to be my house in The Hamptons). And—no to a “pilot” as I, Renee Ashley Baker, will not do a pilot….my Ustream TV show will be my “audition tape” if an audition is needed. And…I do not, NOT want to do a “radio show” so no–NO–to Mel Karmazin. NO TO MEL KARMAZIN….

and….

also for Renee Ashley Baker

THE HOUSE THAT JACK BUILT….

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womans white bathroom

If–If–I, Renee Ashley Baker, were to “build a house” I, Renee Ashley Baker, will “build it in France”. It (the house) will probably cost around $4.5 million dollars. I will put two bathrooms inside my “master bedroom”. One bathroom for HIM and the other bathroom for HER (see photos above of Renee Ashley Baker’s in white and “HIS” in blue).

now…

finally….

MISTAKES I’VE MADE

(aka “Renee Ashley Baker’s Biggest Mistakes….”)

#1 SARAH PALIN…

Sarah “plain” but not tall …Sarah Palin is little bitty and small….(PALIN IS AN ANAGRAM FOR “PLAIN”)

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Sarah Palin is just a “4-eyed-poli-sci-nerd”. Sarah Palin is still just an “unqualified” “inadequate” “DOG” who is vastly “inferior” to a Harvard/Columbia educated man like President Barack Obama. (Remember how Sarah Palin didn’t even have, in her closet, a wardrobe appropriate for an “IMPORTANT WOMAN”? The Republican Party had to “rush” Sarah Palin to “fancy stores” and buy her “something to wear” !)

#2 MICHELLE BACHMANN

MICHELLE BACHMANN (BACHMAN’S ANAGRAM IS “C BAN HAM” ?)

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Michelle Bachmann is a “stupid jackass”. WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG MICHELLE?

I, Renee Ashley Baker, want the public to know that it was Me and my sister(the beautiful Miss M) who picked the “other” Michelle for the “WH”…. (the other Michelle being Michelle Obama….)

#3 MELANIE GRIFFITH

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Melanie Griffith and Tippi Hedren are both “CRAP”. Melanie Griffith and Antonio Banderas will not, NOT be having anything to do with Renee Ashley Baker’s “Hampton’s house purchase”. (In other words they will not be “purchasing” Renee Ashley Baker’s Hampton’s house). And…when I, Renee Ashley Baker, do get the $26 million I, Renee Ashley Baker, will not, NOT “pay Melanie and Antonio”. Melanie, Antonio, and Tippi all need to “set up a meth lab” and stop the “criminals of Denver and criminals of Englewood” from “extorting/coercing” money for the three of them! ! !

#4 VAN DIESEL

Nobody in Colorado had better mention the name Van Diesel to me again or I’m going to The Feds (the ones in New York).

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Vin Diesel is a “punk ass”….Also still “no” to Nicholas Cage, no to B-actor Ben Affleck, “no” to B-actor Mathew Mccaughnahay.

THE NEW OLD BOY “FRAT HOUSE”….

#5 JACK WELCH

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Like I said–Jack Welch will not, not be “running–nor financing– a company for Renee Ashley Baker”.

#6 DONALD TRUMP

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“The Donald” (aka “But He Don’t Got No Birth Certificate !”)

There is more wrong here than just the “toupee”. Donald Trump will also not, “NOT be running–nor financing–a company for Renee Ashley Baker”.

#7 ROBERT DeNIRO

Denver/Englewood will “stop” STOP trying to “do business with Robert DeNiro” via Renee Ashley Baker.

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Why is it always the “same three” that “crooks” try to run a “sideways fraud” with ? It is always: Robert DeNiro, Sylvester Stallone or George Clooney. (So, no to Robert DeNiro, no to Sylvester Stallone, and no to George Clooney).

#8 MITT ROMNEY

MITT ROMNEY (aka “That Old Black Magic Underwear”)

Mitt Romney needs to keep his underwear on and his “mouth shut”…

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Mitt Romney will also not, NOT be running–financing–a company for Renee Ashley Baker. These “broke conservatives” are not, NOT going to be “getting a movie studio via Renee Ashley Baker”. For one reason my sister (the beautiful Miss M) can’t stand “conservatives”. And…the other reason is because–I, Renee Ashley Baker, do not, NOT want to be “Denesh DeSouza” and make only $25 million dollar “conservative movie goer box offices”.

No to Hugh Hewitt (and no to Mrs. Hewitt aka “Go Fetch”); no to Rush Limbaugh, no to Glenn Beck, no to Sean Hannity, and still “NO” to Rick Santorum. Also “NO” to Marco Rubio and “NO” to Rudy Giuliani. (I, Renee Ashley Baker, am for Hilary Clinton for President in 2016….)

SO…..

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FRANCE NEWS! ERMA NEWS ! (plus…. #DRUG USE IN HOLLYWOOD: “I’ll Just Say No” says Renee Ashley Baker )

May 28, 2013

Regines

I’LL SAY YES (TO OPENING A DISCO IN FRANCE!)

Disco in France

P L U S M O R E N E W S…..

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SAY YES (TO PERFUME….)

ERMA FRENCH PERFUME & DESIGN TO LAUNCH !

(AT NEIMAN MARCUS….)

Erma French Perfume and Design will be headquartered in Paris France and will (hopefully) be owned by The Wertheimer Brothers (70%) by Renee Ashley Baker (15%) and by “C” (15%)…. Erma French Perfume and Design consists of: Renee #9 Perfume, Erma’s Beautiful Day Bed (French milled linens), and Ashley Lane Jewelers (original jewelry designs by Renee Ashley Baker selling for $9000-$100,000).

(No ownership by Arie Kopelson, nor by Charles Koppelman, nor by Jack Welch, nor by Donald Trump).

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CHECK OUT RENEE ON FACEBOOK….CLICK ON FACEBOOK LOGO BELOW….

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NOW….I MUST….EXPLAIN….

Drug Addict

May 29, 2013 (Wednesday)

re: THE I R S (JUST SAY NO)

I, Renee Ashley Baker, don’t want to lose any of my “friends and fans” so I’ve decided to “explain” a few things. There used to be a thing on a motion picture called a “dope budget”. This “budget” was a “hidden expense” whereby drug addicted movie stars could get the movie they were working on to “pay for their illegal drug habit”. Now–what seems to be going on–is that “drug dealers and dope runners” are forcing (and I mean FORCING) movie producers to cast their drug addicted “clients”. SAY WHAT! You can imagine why somebody like myself is “JUST SAYING NO” to “drug addicted actors and actresses”. You see, I can’t talk to Christie Brinkly now because I don’t know yet what “they” might be up to; like—trying to turn a “fragile” Alexa into “crack head” Tatum Oneal (???) well, I won’t be a party to it. I think its a shame what has happened to Redmond Oneal (Farrah Fawcett’s son); Tatum Oneal (Ryan Oneal’s daughter); Anna Nicole Smith’s son, and Marie Osmond’s son. I am “still angry” about what was done to “A-list movie star” Whitney Houston. You see, when “drug dealers” get up “nerve enough” to “walk into a bank with cash money” (like they did at HSBC in London) then “drug dealers” will “try and do anything”. (By the way, I believe the IRS was right in trying to “vet” the “tea Party charity organization filings”. I truly believe that “drug dealers” (drug cartels) are going to begin using these “charity organizations” to “launder drug money”. Why? Because contributors to these “tea party charity organizations” can remain UNDISCLOSED. And yes–I do believe “tea partyers” are that STUPID!) So–you see….I’m out. I’m out of the “production” business. I won’t be setting up any movie payrolls nor any TV payrolls. No payrolls unless they are “fashion industry” payrolls. (I’d still like to do a “FB Show” for Mark Zuckerberg from France–from the French Riviera–for 500,000 shares of “FB Stock”. And I’d “love” to do an “event” for Erma French Perfume and Design (a “Fashion Walks” ) to be held at New York’s Standard Hotel. That is-the Andre Balazs Shelter Island resort where first “sister” Pipa Middleton vacationed ….)

NOW….

p.s. What does cowtown Denver keep bothering me about Beyonce for ? I, Renee Ashley Baker, have no plans to do any projects with Beyonce nor with Jay-Z. Beyonce will not be singing the Renee Ashley Baker song, “DIAMONDS”. (Beyonce is a writer and she can write her own songs). So–you cowtown hillbillies don’t keep saying Beyonce’s name around Denver….Okay?

(I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be in Paris France launching Erma French Perfume and Design with –hopefully–The Wertheimers)

Signed
Renee Ashley Baker aka Renee AB 9

troubled Redmond ONeal in jail

(photo of a “troubled” Redmond Oneal in jail….)

Better Late Than Never (Emergency Preparedness–How To Prepare For Disaster)…PLUS President Obama Heroically Steps In….

October 31, 2012

(above, Will Smith in “Men in Black 3″….All For James)

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ANNOUNCEMENT! ANOUNCEMENT! ANNOUNCEMENT!

SHOUT OUT TO: Washington Post Syndicate, New York Times Syndicate, and Creators Syndicate

I, Renee Ashley Baker, would like a newspaper to “syndicate” my Podcast (and my written column) to online editions of newspapers nationwide…My “podcast” will be as “Culture Critic At Large”….
Signed
Renee Ashley Baker

AND…..

WHEN CATASTROPHY STRIKES… A HERO IS NEEDED…

President Obama visits “needy” New Jersey

(My Brother “James” Lived In Cherry Hills NJ Too)

BELOW…

THINGS TO DO “NOW” TO GET READY FOR EMERGENCY…..

COMMUNICATE

Download the phone app “Group Me” or “Path” to notify relatives and friends of your whereabouts….(Important after CELL phone service is restored)….

IF YOU NEED TO EVAC (GRAB BOX OR BACKPACK )

VISIT: Herrington Catalog Emergency Catastrophy Backpack

http://www.HerringtonCatalog.com

VISIT: Red Cross Deluxe 3 Day Emergency Backpack

http://www.RedCrossStore.org

VISIT: Ready Box (It Floats !)

http://www.readybox.com

BUY AN EMERGENCY BEACON….(aka MULTI SURVIVAL MODULE)

VISIT Herrington Catalog
http://www.HerringtonCatalog.com

LINKS TO LIFE….

Download an “Emergency Preparedness” App for your Phone

VISIT:
http://www.iphoneness.com/iphone-apps/emergency-iphon-apps-that-can-save-lives/

TWO IMPORTANT WEBSITES TO VISIT:

1. http://www.Ready.gov

2. http://www.RedCross.org

AND….CONTEST CONTEST CONTEST CONTEST (SCROLL DOWN BELOW)

Christmas Dinner Recipes…plus Happy Hanukkah…plus John and Frank

December 15, 2009

SALADS

YEHUDI MENUHIN’S BEET SALAD

1. Mix grated raw beets and finely grated almonds.

2. Stir in cream and lemon juice to right consistency.

3. Serve in individual nests of butter lettuce with olive oil and lemon dressing on only the lettuce.

WATERCRESS-ENDIVE SALAD

1 bunch watercress
6 heads Belgian endive
1/2 cup olive oil
3 tablespoons wine vinegar
1/4 teaspoon salt
Freshly ground black pepper
1/8 teaspoon paprika
1 teaspoon minced onion

1. Before untying the bunch of watercress, cut off part of the stems to make short sprays. Discard the remaining stems. Untie the bunch.

2. Crisp the watercress sprays and endive in ice water about fifteen minutes before using. Dry gently in paper towels.

3. Cut the endive heads in half lengthwise, beginning at the root ends. Cut into bite-sized pieces.

4. Combine the olive oil, vinegar and seasonings. Mix well.

5. Place the endive and watercress in a salad bowl and sprinkle with the salad dressing . Toss lightly.
YIELD: 6-8 Servings

PLUS….

HAPPY HANUKKAH!

PLUS…

JOHN and FRANK

PLUS…SONGWRITING CONTEST ENTRIES
To View Entries Into Renee Ashley’s “Christmas Song Songwriting Contest” Visit Renee Ashley’s MySpace Blog At:
http://www.Myspace.com/ReneeBakerStudios

OR Visit:
http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=50830403&blogId=522364884

Safeway and Albertson’s are Renee Ashley’s favorite stores.

*Renee Ashley Baker’s answer is still “NO” to Gale Hurd and “NO” to Gail Katz.

Thanksgiving! Ready, Set, Go!

November 23, 2009

No Tall Turkey Dinner with Lesley L. Smith

Waterford Irish Crystal Heirloom Bowl

Saint Louis Crystal by Hermes (Gold)

A White Wine Spritzer ?

Champagne Pomegranate Cocktail (by AvenueFood on Flickr)

Caviar Blini

FIRST: GATHER (FOR SERVING)

A. Silver Turkey Platter and Serving Dishes
B. Crystal Punch Bowl and Crystal Cups
C. Crystal Wine Carafe with matching Crystal Stemware
D. White Wine (in bottles) and New York Seltzer (in bottles or cans)
E. Champagne (in bottles), Pomegranate Juice (in bottles), and Crystal Champagne Flutes.
F. Beluga Caviar (For Caviar Blinis)

SECOND: ASSEMBLE (FOR COOKING)

I. Secret Weapons (In The Kitchen)
A. Carving Knives sold at Korin.com
B. Microplane Grater/Zester sold at Microplane.com
C. Perfect Pounder sold at Biggestlittlekitchenstore.com

II. Special Help (Chefs-For- Hire)
A. Big City Chefs at BigCityChefs.com

III. Special Diets (Gluten Free)
A. GensGuiltlessGourmet.com

IV. AT THE BAR (Create The Best Party Bar At Home)

A. For The Punch Bowl “James Beard’s Punch” (Yield: 50 Servings)

Recipe:
5 quarts strawberries
5 cups finely granulated sugar
5 bottles Moselle
10 bottles champagne
3 bottles claret

1. Place hulled strawberries in a large crystal punch bowl set in cracked ice.
2. Sprinkle with sugar and pour the Moselle over them.
3. Let stand two to six hours.
4. When ready to serve, add chilled champagne and claret for the color.
5. Serve with a berry in each cup.

B. For The Wine Carafe “Renee Ashley Baker’s New York Fizz” (Yield: 2-10 carafes)
Recipe:
Chilled white wine (2-10 Bottles or as needed)
New York Seltzer (2-10 Cans or Bottles or as needed)
1. Fill wine carafe 3/4 full with white wine
2. Add 1 can or 1 bottle of New York Seltzer (in your favorite flavor)
3. Stir Well

V. THANKSGIVING BRUNCH

(Renee Ashley’s Favorite Champagne/Caviar Brunch)
Champagne Pomegranate Cocktails and Caviar Blinis

A. Champagne Pomegranate Cocktails
Recipe: Renee’s Recipe Page (link below)
B. Caviar Blinis Recipe: Renee’s Recipe Page (link below)

VI. THANKSGIVING DINNER
For Recipes Above Visit: Epicurious.com

VI. RENEE ASHLEY’S THANKS….

I, Renee Ashley, am thankful for:
A. 21 Men: 21 Men at 21 Companies who are giving Renee Ashley $21 Million Dollars (via Jerry Ford’s Ford Modeling Agency)
B. 60 Men: 60 Men/ 60 “white male love matches” (via eHarmony)
C. 2 Men: Mr. Rush Limbaugh and Mr. Getty (both of whom I’ll talk to about a radio show in New York City)
D. 2 Men: Mr. Robert Iger (Disney Chairman) and Mr. Rupert Murdoch (20th Century Fox Chairman)
E. 2 Parents: My father (Mr. Ashley) and My mother (Mrs. Ashley) and My brother (James)
F. Senator Edward M. Kennedy for his last words… “True Compass”….

VII. A LOVELY THANKSGIVING DINNER
I, Renee Ashley, will be having Thanksgiving dinner in Cherry Creek with a handsome man (he is German)….

HAPPY HOLIDAY !

FROM RENEE ASHLEY aka RENEE ASHLEY BAKER ….

How To Make History: Caroline Kennedy

February 3, 2009

 

Question:  I, Renee Ashley Baker,  ask:  “Who Will Not Take An Honest Woman?”…..

Answer:  Those who want “smooth talking criminals”  who steal 401k’s ….

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Diogenes ….still searching for an honest man….er…woman….

plus….

SIR JOHN’S ship  ‘Victory’  being raised by Zeus? 

(Renee’s aside:  “You betcha!”)

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VIEW VIDEO:

I, Renee Ashley aka Renee Ashley Baker,  will STILL accept $50,000 a year salary and $3 million dollars from The Kennedys.  I, Renee Ashley aka Renee Ashley Baker, will reside in Boston Massachusettes.

 

Renee Ashley Baker’s Champagne Holiday Recipes for 2008

December 27, 2008

The following is what Renee Ashley Baker has selected/picked for herself to “Dine In” or to “Dine Out”….

Dining Out

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The Wheatleigh (in Lenox Massachusettes)

and….

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Guy Savoy (in Paris France)

DINING IN:

I.  Gourmet Party In A  Box

A.  Renee’s favorite Pate (and Caviar)

http://www.splendora.com/members/reneeashleybaker/blog/renees_happy_holiday_picks_caviar_ooo_la_la

B.  Renee’s favorite Caviar Blinis

http://www.splendora.com/members/reneeashleybaker/blog/test_diary_1

C.  Renee’s favorite Caviar and Eggs

http://www.splendora.com/members/reneeashleybaker/blog?page=4

CHAMPAGNE COCKTAILS?

http://www.splendora.com/members/reneeashleybaker/blog/renees_happy_holiday_picks_cocktails_2

Renee’s Champagne Show:

Renee Ashley BAker will “Star In” ABC’s “The Bachelorette” ….

(to be taped/filmed in a Chateau in France)