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Complete! + Tom Cruise + Happy New Year! (Countdown) plus 10 Tips and Renee’s annual year end review!

December 27, 2010

                                                         

                                              NEW   YEAR

                                        DEDICATIONS

                                                    by 

                                   Renee Ashley Baker

    To Those Who  Dance:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9MszVE7aR4

   To Those Who  Sing:

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTgnDLWeeaM

   To Those Who Have CHAIN  MAIL:    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPO3SaXHHBA

 

                                                 ON  TOUR 

                        “Linkin  Park”   with  “The Prodigy” 

                                                 Feb 6 

                                       The Pepsi Center 

 

        Every year I do a “Year End Review”.    However,   this year  I’m introducing the “Fist Bump”.    I am awarding a specified number of ‘fist bumps’  to each act of heroism or  HEARTism as is so deserved.

FOR  MIRACLES

“Back To Life–A Christmas Miracle”

*****Five Fist Bumps

 

 

 

 

 

     I award five fist bumps to Dr. Tim Bernard of Denver Colorado and the medical team that brought 2 year old Gore Otteson BACK TO LIFE.  To read more (click link): http://gimundo.com/news/article/lazarus-tot-gore-otteson-revived-with-therapeutic-cooling/ 

FOR   RENEE’S   SOLDIERS

“Wreaths Across America”

****Four Fist Bumps

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

   I am awarding ‘four fist bumps’ to Morrill  Worcester for placing wreaths on the graves of dead soldiers all across America  (one of those graves being the grave of my brother James who lies in rest and in honor at Ft. Logan cemetery. . . .) To read more click link:  http://www.buffalonews.com/wire-feeds/24-hour-national-news/article274025.ece

FOR  AUTISM

“Night of  Too  Many ‘funny’  Stars”

***Three  Fist  Bumps

 

 

 

 

 

            I am awarding three  ‘fist bumps’ to the men who put on “Night of Too Many Stars” (a biennial benefit inspired by performer Robert Smigel whose 12 year old son , Daniel, is autistic).   To read more click link:  http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/10/19/laughs-plus-a-worthy-caus_n_768225.html 

FOR  SAFETY

LADD. . . . “Lawyers Against Drunk Driving”

**Two Fist Bumps

 

 

 

 

 

          I am awarding two fist bumps to Denver attorney Michael Sawaya for providing a FREE New Years Eve ‘drunk cab’.   To read more click link:    http://denver.yourhub.com/Denver/Blogs/Archive/Blog~409160.aspx

FOR  GIFT  GIVING

“She’s  A  Doll”

** Two Fist Bumps

     

 I am awarding two ‘fist bumps’ to 5 year old Tenley Hollman for ‘spending her own money on American Girl dolls and giving them away at Christmas’.   To read more click link: http://www.kdvr.com/news/kdvr-5yearold-centennial-girl-donat-122010,0,2070831.story?track=rss

 FOR  PHILANTHROPY

“Shout Out To Oprah” (p.s.  Hattie told Mattie)

 *One Fist Bump”

              I am awarding ‘one BIG fist bump’ to Oprah Winfrey.  It has been documented that between 1998-2007 Oprah Winfrey has contributed–to charity–(through her Oprah Winfrey Foundation) a total of $230,019,049 million dollars!   To read more about Oprah’s goins on click link:   http://www.parade.com/celebrity/celebrity-parade/2010/1222-oprah-winfrey-extras.html

                                           S  i n g!   S i n g!    S i n g! 

“Auld Lang Syne”  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vpsu8WpN3nU&playnext=1&list=PLC63E71EA01987D73&index=91

                                                  HAPPY  NEW   YEAR !  

                                                                     f r o m

Natalie (Natasha) Wood starring as Little Susie Walker in “Miracle On 34th Street”. . . .

and

from

Oksana Baiul starring as Clara in “Nutcracker On Ice”

                                                  and  now

                                                  10  TIPS

                                  (to bring in the New Year)

PLANNING  A NEW YEAR’S EVE PARTY?          

  Tip #1                                                 

         Why not rent a photobooth?  They’re fun and there may be some left.  Check it out (click link below):

http://rentphotobooths.com/

   GOING OUT ON THE TOWN?

  Tip #2

  Ladies look great with Gkay Facial In A Box

   http://gkayskincare.com/gkay/index.htm

    Tip #3

   Ladies who want the “glittery eye”

      Get  great glittery eyes with Sephora:   http://www.sephora.com/browse/section.jhtml;jsessionid=D20ZDU3KOTY24CV0KQNQ5UQ?categoryId=S10503

       Get  that great  glittery eye from Chanel:

  http://www.glittergeek.ca/category/brands/chanel/

           HIRING A SITTER?

Tip #4

      Remedy Kids vs The Sitter problems.  Get advice at:

           http://www.sittercity.com/

     Kids vs The Internet?

     Remedy those problems  too by down loading a KID  SAFETY  software like “Internet Safety”:

                        http://www.internetsafety.com/

       And  lock  onto  a kid friendly website  like:

                   Kids Tube: http://www.kidstube.com/

       (note:  If you got a Wii or a Kinect for Christmas by all means USE IT on New Year’s Eve !)

      WHERE TO GO?

Tip #5

           (a)  Any club featuring DJ Grandma (aka Ruth Flowers) has got to be HOT!

           (b)  Club Noble Rot (or any other club in London currently frequented by HRH Prince Harry).

           In Paris France:

http://gofrance.about.com/cs/festivals/a/newyear.htm

           In London England

 http://golondon.about.com/od/decemberannualevents/a/New_Years_Eve.htm

           In  New York

        (a)   The Four Seasons

http://joonbug.com/newyork/places/5757-At-The-Four-Seasons-Hotel-NYC/DftyC2ZCkTz

     (b)  10 Things To Do in New York (on New Year’s  Eve)

http://newyork.timeout.com/things-to-do/this-week-in-new-york/18643/things-to-do-on-new-years-eve

 

STAYING IN (WITH YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER?) 

 Tip  #6

        

            (a) Get the bubbly, two champagne flutes and the Christmas gift basket (the one that contains the smoked salmon , pate and the beluga).

          (b) Rent or Download a dvd.  Some lush bio pic like:

“Young Victoria”     or   “Coco Before Chanel”

 

          

 

 

 

 

 WHERE TO ORDER FOOD:

Tip #7

     (a)  www.petrossian.com

     (b)  www.caviarteria.com

  ( Or try a pre-prepared  party tray from Albertson’s  or Safeway ) 

Emerald’s for Christmas?

Tip #8

   Show off your fabulous girl sparkle.  Wear emerald’s by Harry Winston on New Year’s Eve. . . .

 

   MAKE  YOUR  NEW  YEAR’S RESOLUTIONS:

  Tip #9  (“I  Resolve”)

 

 

 

           You  DON’T   have to resolve to go on a rampage freeing unsuspecting CIA agents from captivity at ‘DIVISION’. . . .  however. . . . you should resolve to “do something” in 2011

 

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTIONS:

1.  Find A Husband

(Go on dates using Janis Spindel Matchmaking Service)

2.  Photo Session

  (Photo session with Nicholas DeSciose in Denver)

 3.  Become A Spokesmodel

(Renee Ashley Baker will sign with Ford Modeling Agency for representation  for spokes model jobs with  NIKON COOLPIX and GENERAL MOTORS)

4.  Move To France

(Renee Ashley Baker will move to the South of France)  To: 

         (a)  Design Handbags (for Tiffany & Co)

        (b)   Launch “Renee Perfume ” (30/70 ownership with Chanel Corporation).

       (c)   Write fashion and beauty book (“Live!  In Progress”)

       (d)     Do a radio show (for XM/Sirius) from France.

 

                                                                    p l u s

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New Years Resolutions From Renee Ashley Baker

January 2, 2010

THE “OCTO-MEL”….

SHOUTOUT TO MEL GIBSON: “Happy Birthday Mel!”

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS (FOR 2010)

1. A WEDDING: I, Renee Ashley Baker, plan to “get married” during the year 2010 to a handsome blue-eyed man (I have 150 men that I have been “love matched” with on eHarmony).

2. AN EXERCISE ROUTINE: I, Renee Ashley Baker, plan to “stick to” my exercise routine in the year 2010 of Nordic Trac ski machine, ballet bar and Jonathan Urla pilates.

3. A MODEL LIFE: I, Renee Ashley Baker, plan to “sign a contract with” Ford Modeling Agency (in New York City).

4. AN OPERA: I, Renee Ashley Baker, plan to “attend the opera” in the year 2010 (I have never liked R & B)

5. A RESEARCH PROJECT: I, Renee Ashley Baker, plan to “self fund” my “autism research project” in November of 2010. My charity will be called, “Special Olympics 2” and I will headquarter my charity in Monaco Monte Carlo (I, Renee Ashley Baker, want to clarify that I am NOT with grandmothers, meaning that I do NOT have any grandchildren because I DO NOT HAVE ANY CHILDREN (besides–I’m not old enough to be a grandmother !) However I will have my charity “Special Olympics 2” to raise and dote over in the year 2011…)

plus….

FOUR SHOUTOUTS TO:

SURI!

Suri Cruise in Red Dress

“A BODACIOUS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR TO SURI CRUISE” FROM RENEE ASHLEY BAKER

and to:

THE SIMPSONS….

The Simpons

“HAPPY 20TH ANNIVERSARY TO THE SIMPSONS” FROM RENEE ASHLEY BAKER

and to:

ZAVELLA: I, Renee Ashley Baker, will have Zavella put my face on a T-Shirt. Zavella is located in Cherry Creek Shopping Center and sells
T-shirts made of organically grown cotton. (Entrepreneur Zavella began by selling her T-shirts in Farmer’s Markets.)

and to:

WEDDING SINGERS

A WEDDING IN 2010 FOR RENEE ASHLEY BAKER ?

(Renee Ashley Baker has 155 Men on eHarmony To “Date”….25 of them live in Colorado….HI, GUYS, I’LL BE SEEING YA !)

plus…

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be living in Highlands Ranch (Denver) during the year 2010..CLICK WORDS SHEA HOMES HIGHLANDS RANCH DENVER below to see beautiful Highlands Ranch homes (which sell for $500,000 – $1,000,000 )

Shea Homes Highlands Ranch Denver

plus….

ABOUT RENEE ASHLEY BAKER

After moving to Highlands Ranch (in Denver) Renee Ashley Baker will be signing a contract with Ford Modeling Agency to be a SpokesModel for 21 Companies–for $21 million dollars. (Companies that include Chanel cosmetics–“Renee Perfume by Chanel”, Jimmy Choo, AT&T, IBM Computers, Rolex, General Motors and Swarovski for a line of jewelry boxes designed by Renee Ashley Baker to be called, “Pandora’s Box”).