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Renee’s Favorite Bars, Favorite Recipes, and Favorite Business Proposals….(Hi NETFLIX Remember Me !)

February 4, 2013

Netflix

Hi Netflix (aka Mr. W. Reed Hastings, Jr)

How about being number “2” (meaning second only to Mark Zuckerberg–the MZ Zone–and second only because I asked him first–sort of).

I believe, in the past, I spoke of your company (Netflix) possibly purchasing a show from me–like you did from Kevin Spacey….

There is now–a possibility–that I’ll be available for a “reality show” if–IF–Mark Zuckerberg doesn’t buy my “reality show” for Facebook.

My “fee” To Netflix: $15 Million Dollars ($5 Million per year–for 3 years–plus “production costs”).
Signed
Renee Ashley Baker (aka Renee AB 9)

Ed Burns film director

Say Ed:
Would you be available to “direct” some episodes of my “reality show” for Netflix ?

NOW…

I, Renee Ashley Baker,
Am Going To Say This,
FOR THE LAST TIME …

Contract

FIRST: My Lawsuit. An “out of court settlement” for $2 Million Dollars OR I will be testifying before a Federal Grand Jury which– will hear “tape recorded evidence”. (I will not work and I CANNOT work until this “matter” is settled).

SECOND: Reality Show Proposal
To: Mr. Mark Zuckerberg (Facebook)
For: “Erma French Perfume and Design Show” (The Champagne Flows !)
Taped On Location: In France
Fee: Renee Ashley Baker gets 500,000 shares of “Facebook Stock” (in lieu of pay)
Number of Shows: 12 per year (for 3 years)

THIRD : Reality Show Proposal
To: Mr. W. Reed Hastings (Netflix)
For: “Erma French Perfume and Design Show” (The Champagne Flows !)
Taped On Location: In France
Fee: Renee Ashley Baker gets $5 Million per year PLUS “production costs”.
Number of Shows: 12 per year–for 3 years (but no rights granted to Network TV; meaning–no ABC, no CBS, no NBC).

OR,
OR,
OR….

FOURTH: 20th Century Fox and Harper Collins
To: Sir Rupert Murdoch (Chairman and CEO of News Corp)
For: Personal Services Contract
Fee: Renee Ashley Baker gets $25 Million Dollars per year
Number of years: 10 years (Renee Ashley Baker will reside in France)

Jimmy Choo golden sandal 2013 spring summer

Renee’s “GOLD” (Jimmy Choo )

(Do they sell this one at Neiman Marcus in Washington DC ? Probably So….)

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Note: No Angelina Jolie will not be buying–nor starring in– any book written by Renee Ashley Baker (Angelina Jolie will NOT be portraying “The Inspector”…okay) ….Angelina Jolie will not be buying any other book written by Renee Ashley Baker, okay? …Plus “NO” to Clint Eastwood and NO to Warner Bros too.
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NOW DO YOU KNOW—THE NAME OF—-

Renee’s Favorite European Royal Family Residing In France ?

Rothschild Family Dining Room

HINT: Their Formal Dining Room is pictured above

Still Can’t Guess ? (It’s “The Royal Rothschilds”…you silly gooses)

SO….

WHO’S A SPUD ?

CAN YOU TOP ONE ?…..

Baked Potato Topped With Caviar

In 1995 the Potato became the first vegetable to be grown in space (NASA potato heads?).

LOVE THE BAKED POTATO….

Top With Beluga Caviar as shown above or Top with Smoked Salmon

Salmon Topping (for a baked potato)
MIX:
1. Cream Cheese (Flavored with Chives)
2. Strips of Smoked Salmon
3. Chopped Fresh Chives

and…..what are…

Renee Ashley Baker’s Favorite Bars To Have A Drink…..

Beacon Bar & Grill in Washington DC

Beacon Bar and Grill in Washington DC (Chef Steve Hunter)

Le Grand Louvre Restaurant in Paris France

Le Grand Louvre Restaurant in Paris France inside the Louvre Museum(Chef Pierre Marco White)

Mahiki Bar London

Mahiki in London (Chef Richard Corrigan)

“This is HRH Prince Harry’s new favorite bar”

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Election Day Humor/History by Renee Ashley Baker

November 2, 2010

     

 

    “Don’t  call  me  Mam!”

 


and

 

“What?  Did somebody say WHORE ?”

 

 SO

 

“That’s right  bee–atch!”

 

 

 

 

 IT

 

 

“Say– Ladies, high heels are on sale down the street and did you know that RAPISTS are born that way?”

 

goes

 

 

 “Could  ALL of you please kiss lipstick on a  pig’s ____”

 

 

 

And  So It  Goes . . . .

 

   INSERT: “Chariots of Fire” music here

 

 

THE  BIG  LAUNCH ? 



 The Final Voyage

above, Astronaut Nicole (Nikki) Stott

 One of 7 crew members on board “Discovery” (the seventh being Robonaut 2 (R2) the first state-of-the-art human-like ANDROID.

above, Renee Ashley Baker’s  R2D2  (from Star Wars)

above, space shuttle “Discovery” being launched (photo by Tony Gray/NASA)

The  Fragrance  Voyage

Speak  Now. . . .

Country music star Taylor Swift will create her own line of perfume and fragrance products to launch in late 2011

 

 

 

 

 

above,  Chanel (Renee #9 by Chanel ?) 

 

Women–Do you want sculpture without Botox?

above, The Sculptured House (aka The Sleeper House)built on Genesee Mountain in 1963 by architect Charles Deaton.  

Listed by:   Kentwood Cherry Hills Real Estate  (Denver). 

Auction Date:  November  10, 2010 

Opening Bid:  $3 million dollars

 

 

 

 

Women–Do you  want romance ? 

Try Janis Spindel’s  Matchmaking Service….

 

and  on portraits. . . . 

 

above, “Portrait Of A Lady”   (painted in 1919) 

 George Romney (1734-1802) was an English painter renowned for his portraits of aristocratic women.  Do you know who painted “Portrait Of A Lady” ?

 

above, Rose Elizabeth Kennedy (b 1890) wife of Joseph P. Kennedy, Sr.  and mother of President John  F.  Kennedy

 

DO YOU KNOW WHERE THIS LOCATION IS ? 

 

 

 

 

 (Hint:  It’s Renee Ashley Baker’s New Home in France)

Answer:  the French Riviera

 

 

 

 

and. . . .

Final Quiz: 

Do you know who this  Woman  is ?

 

 

 

 

above,  Mozart’s sister  Nannerl

VIEW  VIDEO:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19ZQC5LIjiw

and

(HOW ABOUT   A  LINK ?)

LINK TO THIS POST (copy and paste):

https://reneeashleybaker.wordpress.com

 

History Monday 2: Man From MARS

May 27, 2008

 

 

                           Phoenix  Mars  Lander

                                    APPLAUSE !   APPLAUSE!

NASA Spacecraft Makes Historic Mars Landing!

      The Phoenix Mars Lander whirled through space at 120,000 mph to complete its pre-progammed touch down on Mars  this past Sunday.  When the craft landed successfully on the “Red Planet” a roomful of NASA scientists  exploded with applause….NASA, has not had a successful “soft landing”  in more than three decades since the twin “Viking”  landed back in 1976….Ed Sedivy (program manager at Lockheed Martin Corp which built the “Phoenix” )described the landing  this way: “We evolve out of this cacoon an spread our wings and we turn into this beautiful butterfly on the surface”….

       Launched last summer , the “Phoenix” traveled 422 million miles over the past 10 months.  The cost of this Mars mission?  Approximately $1 million dollars per mile which–comes out to exactly $422 million dollars!      

Alien 4

 

Alien 2

 

Alien 1

 

Alien 7

 

Alien 9

 

Special thanks: Alice Chang, AP Science Writer

New! New!  Homeland  Security  Cameras (click link below)

www.Renee9.blogspot.com

Disney will distribute Renee Baker Studios first motion picture, in movie theatres worldwide, under an “output deal” valued at $73.5 million dollars….

Future Friday: Endeavors with Kennedy Cape (Post #1156)

March 20, 2008

“ENDEAVOR”  (WITH KENNEDY CAPE and NASA):

56 (seconds)….”Dextre”