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HAPPY FATHER’S DAY 2014! Great Gift Ideas For Dad (plus “Good-Bye To Maya Angelou”)….plus Yes to Disney Studios and Yes to Sony, and Yes to Nightlife Paris France !

May 27, 2014

READING FOR DAD “ON FATHER’S DAY”…

MCA and The Mob

Interscope Records

INTERSCOPE RECORDS (“NO TO EMINEM”): CLICK LINK TO READ MORE: http://www.sohh.com/2011/09/interscope_records_under_fire_for_cocain.html

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NOW

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER HEADS TO FRANCE WITHOUT OPRAH, WITHOUT CHARLIZE, WITHOUT UNIVERSAL, WITHOUT INTERSCOPE (MEANING WITHOUT EMINEM’S JUNK)….

I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, WILL BE MOVING TO FRANCE TO “GET AWAY” FROM THE NAME GALE/GAIL….

A 30 YEAR MORTGAGE WITH 20% DOWN????

Rothschild Bank logo

TO WHOM THIS MAY CONCERN–FROM RENEE ASHLEY BAKER:

IF– YOU SELL THIS HOUSE TO ME I’LL WRITE A “JAMES BOND” NOVEL FOR HARPER COLLINS AND THE IAN FLEMING PUBLICATIONS LTD (I’LL WRITE THE NOVEL INSIDE THIS VILLA….)….

Cote d Azur

NOW….BON VOYAGE, I RENEE ASHLEY BAKER WILL BE LEAVING FOR FRANCE !

Renee Ashley Baker (above)

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NOW

FATHER’S DAY (2014)

BUY MY KENNEDY BOOK….

JFK cover 1

ABOUT ….

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S “OTHER PAPA”….

President John F Kennedy and Family

My Mother Was “Snow White”…..

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be MOVING TO FRANCE to get away from the name GALE/GAIL….(and I will not be working with nor for Oprah Winfrey)….I, Renee Ashley Baker, am leaving so that I can “date” 52 handsome Caucasian Men a year.

And, I Renee Ashley Baker, will be “settling my lawsuit” (out of court) for no less than $60 Million Dollars….

Click On President JFK(above)to BUY “Irma’s House Of Numbers (Counting The Kennedy Conspiracy)”…

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President Obama with Daughters

President Obama (Commander-In-Chief and Dad-In-Chief) with Daughters Sasha and Malia.

AND….

MORE DADS…

The Absolute Funniest Comedy Duo: TOM and COLIN.

plus

Dimitrios Kambouris

Celebrities feed the homeless at the Los Angeles Mission

Will Smith Family

Daddy Kevin and his family

Mel Gibson and Lucia

Tom Cruise and Suri at Disney Typhoon Lagoon Water Park

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie take the kids to FAO Schwarz

Jay Z and Blue Ivy

(Pictured Above: Movie Directors Tom Hanks, Kevin Costner and Mel Gibson; Movie Actors Harrison Ford, Will Smith, Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt, and Rapper/Music Impressario Jay-Z)

and…..

CONGRATULATIONS TO NEW DAD BRUCE WILLIS!

New Baby Evelyn with Big Sister Mabel Ray

Pictured Above is Bruce’s “new baby ” Beautiful Baby Girl Evelyn with big sister Mabel Ray ….

and

NOW…EVEN MORE DADS…

PAPA PIERRE WERTHEIMER

Pierre Wertheimer

Pierre, the Father of Gerard and Alain Wertheimer, founded with CoCo Chanel, the cosmetics and fashion GIANT “Chanel”. Chanel Inc is worth an estimated $19 billion dollars….(I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be moving to France to launch ERMA FRENCH PERFUME AND DESIGN which hopefully will be “backed” by brothers Gerard and Alain…”Happy Father’s Day Papa Pierre”).

Chanel for Men Bleu

plus

“Good-Bye Maya Angelou” from Renee Ashley Baker

Maya Angelou was born in St. Louis Missouri in 1928.

Maya Angelou

St Louis Arc Gateway to the West

below….

FATHER’S DAY 2014….

WHAT TO GET DAD….

HAVE MONEY? DAD WILL TRAVEL…

TO EXOTIC LOCALS….

Cazenove-and-Lloyd Exotic Travel Agency

VISIT CAZENOV & LLOYD’S WEBSITE (CLICK HERE): http://www.cazloyd.com/en-gb/

and

ALWAYS FISCHER’S TRAVEL TRIP ADVERSORY

Exotic Travel

Arc de Triomphe

VISIT FISCHER’S ELITE TRAVEL
(CLICK HERE): http://www.elitetraveler.com/leaders-in-luxury/bill-fischer

Camper & Nicholson Yacht Rental

VISIT CAMPER & NICHOLSON LUXURY YACHT RENTAL IN SOUTH OF FRANCE (CLICK HERE): http://www.camperandnicholsons.com/contact/yacht-broker-antibes-159.htm

AND….

LOVE WINE?

TRY Astor Wine & Sprits (New York) or join City Winery New York’s Wine Club

Astor Wines & Spirits New York City

VISIT: CITY WINERY NEW YORK (CLICK LINK HERE): http://www.citywinery.com/newyork/

SUMMER BICYCLING YOUR CHOICE FOR SUMMER FUN?

Bobbin birdie bicycle safari

His and Hers Clos Cruiser by C Wonder

(Bobbin “Safari” Bicycle…. and…. His and Her Clos Cruisers by C Wonder)

and

Gift Ideas For Dad (Father’s Day 2014)

Tiffany & Co bronze swivel desk clock

(Tiffany & Co Bronze Swivel Desk Clock)

VISIT TIFFANY & CO (CLICK HERE): http://www.tiffany.com/International.aspx?&

and

LET’S NOT FORGET MINNIE & MICKEY….(IN PARIS !)

Disneyland-Paris-france

NOW

About The House The Erma Foundation Built…I’ll Be Buying It With My Out of Court Settlement and Building It In East Hampton….This house will be owned by CP Irrevocable Trust and will have “two wings” (east and west) and will have “two elevators” plus “roof top guest quarters”. (I’ll still be residing in France nine months out of the year and in East Hampton three months out of the year)…Now… Below…view Katharine Hepburn’s Connecticut Manse (it’s up for sale at $14.8 Million)….

Katharine Hepburn Home for sale at 14.8 million

WANT ANTIQUES FOR DAD?

VISIT SOTHEBYS.COM

(Below The Lamont Dupont Collection….Lamont was the eldest Son of Irenee DuPont)

Sotheby Antiques

NOW….THE FATHER (aka FATHER TIME?)

The Patriarch The Remarkable Life and Turbulent Times of Joseph P Kennedy

Great Patriot and Patriarch Joseph P. Kennedy…He had nine children (one becoming the 35th President of the United States)….

and….

SHOUT OUT: To Lady de Rothschild
I, Renee Ashley Baker, would like you to become a Board Member of THE ERMA FOUNDATION (in organization)….

Lady de Rothschild

FOR A SAFE DAD

Bunker Hill Security Cameras with color monitor

Bunker Hill Security (with this color security system you get two cameras and a flat panel color monitor so that Dad can see whos lurking at the front (and back door)

need more gift ideas?

READ ON….

LG G FLEX SMARTPHONE $695

LG G Flex Smartphone

LG (with this smartphone you get reduced glare on video calls and increased audio quality for “voice only” calls).

HOOPTY DOOS FOR DAD?

Redshift Mx  by BRD Motorcycles

REDSHIFT’S MX (BY BRD MOTORCYCLES) $14, 995

OLD VINYL RECORDS STILL DAD’S FAVORITES?

Orbit Plus Vinyl Record Player by Uturn Audio

Orbit Plus (A vinyl record player by Boston’s U-turn Audio $279)

OR…

GOT A MODERN DAD WHO WANTS SUPERIOR “DIGITAL” STEREO SOUND ?

Bang and Olufsen BeoSound 8

Bang & Olufsen BeoSound…(What More Can I Say?)

WHAT TO PLAY ON DAD’S BEOSOUND?

Looking Into You A Tribute To Jackson Browne

Why Not “Looking Into You: A Tribute To Jackson Browne”

DAD LIKE TV?

Band and Olufsen Beovision 103 Plasma Flat Panel

Bang & Olufsen Beovision (This is Bang & Olufsen’s newest flat panel “103”….)

WHAT WILL DAD WATCH?

How About “Turn” (the new AMC spy series)

The Agent AMC New Spy Series

Turn

DAD LIKE TO DISCO ? (WITH MOM OF COURSE)

Paris France’s Hottest Discotheques …..

The Buddha Room and…Maceo

(yes THAT Maceo…the one that was with James Brown)

Buddha Paris France

Maceo Paris France

NOW MORE LUXURY TRAVEL IDEAS

Bali Como Shambhala Estate

BALI: COMO SHAMBHALA ESTATE

Koh Samui Kamalaya

KOH SAMUI: KAMALAYA RESORT

Maldives One and Only Reethi Rah Private Island

MALDIVES: ONE & ONLY REETHI RAH PRIVATE ISLAND

Mustique via abercrombie kent destinations

AND…

MUSTIQUE: The Caribbean Island Where The British Royal Family Vacations (an Abercombrie Kent destination pictured above)

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NOW….

DISNEY IF I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, GET A 7 YEAR EXCLUSIVE CONTRACT….(NO I.P.O. and NO DISNEY STOCK)….. I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, WILL HIRE MY “ACTORS”….

Plus….I, Renee Ashley Baker, have found a “fabulous” house that I want to BUY on the French Riviera (on the Cote d’Azur) and I’ll buy this house with my “out of court settlement” (minimum $60 Million Dollars) or I’ll buy the house on the French Riviera with the $30 Million Dollars that I’m getting through the 70% sale of Erma French Perfume and Design, which I’ll headquarter in France and will hopefully sell to The Wertheimers)….

(NOW SCROLL DOWN TO READ RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S “D”)

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#MEN: #Love & # Romance …”Midnight Daydream” a video by Renee Ashley Baker (for Renee Ashley Baker)

May 4, 2014

Happy New Year MEN ! Quick tips on #Health, #Finance, #Employment, #Kids, and #Winter Preparedness

January 2, 2014

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above, my Mother….the beautiful Mrs. A/B aka Erma/Irma…. (CLICK ON PHOTO ABOVE TO VISIT “THE ERMA FOUNDATION”)

I, Renee Ashley Baker often tell people that though I am “my Mother’s Daughter”…I, Renee Ashley Baker, will always be my Father’s PRINCESS (my Father being Mr. Ashley)….

MEN’S HISTORY…..

MEN FOR THE FATHER AND MEN FOR THE SON

Joseph P Kennedy

Walt_Disney

Howard Hughes

John D Rockefeller

Baron Elie de Rothschild

Pierre Wertheimer co founder of Chanel Corp

Aristotle Onassis

AND…

THE NEW ROBBER BARONS aka TYCOONS…

Rupert Murdoch

Bill Gates 2

Bill Gates

Mr Idei Chairman of Sony Corp

Richard Branson

Amazons Jeff Bezos

Peter Oppenheimer

MEN WHO MEET…..

Aspen Ideas Festival 2014

Walter Isaacson

above, Walter Isaacson founder of the Aspen Ideas Institute

and ….

MEN WHO ARE BROTHERS…..

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My BROTHER JAMES was my HERO….

MY BROTHER James was (from age 3) raised in St. Louis Missouri and he liked the finer things of life (He counted as his friends a real Dupont and a first cousin of U.S. Senator Julian Bond). My BROTHER James was also career Air Force and he and “ran a department” for the city of New York. My BROTHER often called me (his sister Renee) a GOLD BRICK…..

and…..

MEN WHO ARE POLITICAL BROTHERS….

Black Protest

Remember This PROTEST ? I remember it well….

and….

9 WISDOMS FOR THE NEW YEAR

(From Life’s Little Instruction Book Vol III)

Owls in Love

1. Believe in love at first sight.
2. Never laugh at anyone’s dreams.
3. Start everyday with the most important thing you have to do. Save the less important tasks for later.
4. Never drive while holding a cup of hot coffee between your knees.
5. Keep the porch light on until all the family is in for the night.
6. Don’t overlook life’s small joys while searching for the big ones.
7. Remember that “GREAT LOVE” (and great achievements) involve great risk.
8. Talk slow but think quick.
9. Be the first to fight for a JUST CAUSE…..

MEN WHO HAVE KIDS

MEN WHO HAVE KIDS WANT A SAVINGS PLAN….

“A Penny Earned Is A Penny Saved”

Ceramic Harley Davidson piggy bank at Harley Davidson com

Harley Davidson ceramic piggy bank

The Harley Davidson Motorcycle Rider Rocker at Modern Tribe com

Harley Davidson Motorcycle Rocker at ModernTribe com

MEN’S HEALTH

American Heart Association

MEN’S HEARTS
Cardiac Screening: It’s a good idea to get an ECG before you turn 40. After 40 its every two or three years unless you have a problem. SEE YOUR DOCTOR for details….

MEN’S EMPLOYMENT

The Best Job Book

“Great Jobs For Everyone 50+: Finding Work That Keeps You Happy and Healthy and Pays The Bills” by Kerry Hannon

Great Jobs for Everyone 50 plus by Kerry Hannon

The Best Job Sites

Monster com, CareerBuilder com, JournalismJobs com, and professional sites such as: Beyond com and Linked In com…

Man with briefcase

MEN’S READY PREPAREDNESS….

Are You Winter Storm Ready?

THE ULTIMATE CELL PHONE SURVIVAL APP….

SAS Survival Guide phone app at Amazon

SAS Survival Guide (by British Special Forces Officer John Wiseman)
This invaluable phone app includes expet tips that range from “first aid” to “emergency foraging”. It also contains a useful modern-day SOS alert that converts text messages into Morris Code light signals. Cost: from $3.49 and is available for Android, iOS, Windows Phone, and Blackberry.
Visit: Amazon (Digital Services) to Buy.

AND….

A POCKET GUIDE…..

The Preppers Pocket Guide by Bernie Carr

Ready Preparedness: The Preppers Pocket Guide by Bernie Carr
Visit: Amazon com

ULTIMATE WEATHER WEAR

Technical Advantage Gear

Cold Weather Wear by Technical Advantage Gear
Visit: tadvgear com

ULTIMATE CAR POWER:

Roadside Assistant at Herrington Catalog

Back Up Auto Power by Ultimate Roadside Assistant
Visit: HerringtonCatalog com

SNOWLESS WALKWAY ?

Heat Trak show melting mats

Snow Melting Walkway Mats by Heat Trak
Visit: Heattrak com

AUTO WINDSHIELD ICE SCRAPER

Heated Ice Scraper at Swiss Colony

Heated Ice Scrapper & Defroster
Visit Swiss Colony com

CAR HEAT….

Two In One Car Heater  and Defroster from Swiss Colony

Two In One Car Heater & Defroster
Visit: Swiss Colony com

POWER:

solar-rover-mobile-energy

Back Up Power by Solar Rover Back Up Generator
Visit: SolaRover com

LIGHTS….

stick up bulbs

Back Up Lights by Stick Up Bulbs (battery operated)
Visit: Amazon com

MEN’S FAVORITE TOUGH GUY AUTHORS…

Pursuit by Gene Hackman

Gene Hackman

SHOUT OUT TO GENE HACKMAN: Would you like to co-write my “screenplay” (a mystery suspense thriller) about a Navy Seal? The motion picture will be at Disney Studios (hopefully)……

and…the food?

MEN’S FAVORITE MEALS….

Steak House Salad

Steakhouse salad from Parenting Magazine

Visit Parenting com (for recipe)

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Ribbon Microphones from Inta Audio UK

AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST….

MEN’S (AND WOMEN’S) FAVORITE TOUGH GUY DETECTIVE as Executive Produced by Renee Ashley Baker

The song below will not NOT be sung by Rihanna, nor by Madonna, nor by Niki Manaj, nor by Latifa, nor by Jill Scott and NOT by KRSONE and not by Brittany Spears.

I, Renee Ashley Baker, would like the Renee Ashley Baker song (below) to be done by my relative M.S. (I’d like my relative (M.S.) to write (and sing) the “Man’s Rap Verses”….)

PROBLEM ALERT
by
Renee Ashley Baker
copyright 2014 by Renee Ashley Baker
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

(chorus/female singer)

PROBLEM ALERT
PROBLEM ALERT
PROBLEM ALERT
PROBLEM ALERT

(first verses/female singer)

Whenever there’s a problem.
He’ll be there to solve it.
A simple life of mayhem.
Imperious involvement;
He’s added to the mixture.
Just count it off the richter.
Still don’t get the picture
Then HE will REVOLVE it. (Insert Sound: Sound effect/automatic pistol/as HE chambers one).

(chorus/female singer)

PROBLEM ALERT
PROBLEM ALERT
PROBLEM ALERT
PROBLEM ALERT

(Rap Verses/Male Rapper “M.S.” Sings)

(chorus/female singer)

PROBLEM ALERT
PROBLEM ALERT
PROBLEM ALERT
PROBLEM ALERT

(last verses/female singer)

Whenever there’s a problem.
He’ll be there to solve it.
A simple life of mayhem.
Imperious involvement.
A handy problem solver.
SHE thought He would absolve her.
And though He may have “BALLED” HER.
She won’t get His revolver. (Insert Sound: Sound effect/automatic pistol/as HE “chambers” one).

THE END

(The opening and closing “female verses” are sung differently on purpose. The first time “sharp syllables” and the last time “melded, almost “hypnotic”).

IS THIS A MOTION PICTURE? YES, MAYBE….(NOT TELEVISION, NOT UNIVERSAL STUDIOS, NOT WARNER BROS). HOWEVER….MAYBE A MOTION PICTURE “DETECTIVE NOIR COMEDY” TO STAR RENEE ASHLEY BAKER (AND KEVIN COSTNER ?)….AT DISNEY STUDIOS ?

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JUST WHO IS MY RELATIVE “M.S.” ?
(Click on words “Erma French Perfume and Design” BELOW to view MIGUEL)…

Miguel Scott at Tree Sound

View Renee’s new video: “Renee’s New Body”…Awesome! Dance Your Face Off starring Renee Ashley Baker

December 23, 2013

Renee Ashley BAker 2

I RENEE ASHLEY BAKER AM NOT A “GRAND MOTHER” (I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, HAVE NO CHILDREN….SO….)

CLICK LINK BELOW TO VIEW “RENEE’S NEW BODY” http://www.thedanceflick.com/intl/uk/danceyourfaceoff/?id=1387825639476&v=1

Tanya/Roger/Christopher…. (Down by the Riverside….)

December 13, 2013
The Beautiful Mrs. A

The Beautiful Mrs. A

Copyright by Kheel Center Cornell University 2

Copyright by Kheel Center Cornell University 3

copyright by Kheel Center Cornell University 1

NOW….

( SCROLL DOWN FOR “MOORE” HOLIDAY CHEER )

MEN: Christmas 2013….More Gifts For The Family #Entertainment News, #Celebrity News, #Wedding News, (No to Robert DeNiro)

December 9, 2013

My Mother (Erma/Irma) always walked next to me ….HOLDING MY HAND…..

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above, Renee Ashley Baker’s Mother (Erma/Irma) had “steak on the stove” when Renee Ashley Baker came home from school and there was always a “pie” on the pie plate or “Tollhouse” cookies in the cookie jar. (Yes—My Mother (Erma/Irma) was an “Eastern Star” and a “housewife” who sat home watching “soaps”. My Mother (Erma/Irma) saw the very first “soap opera” ….SECRET STORM….)

FOR MOM

As previously stated, My Mother (Erma/Irma) the “Lady Behind The Soldier” had a “real” Leopard Coat while First Lady (Jackie Kennedy) wore the “faux” one…. Below Faux Leopard Coat by Alexander McQueen)

Leopard Coat by Alexander McQueen

Cartier Leopard

(above, “Real” Diamond Leopard Watch by CARTIER….)

NOW MORE GIFT IDEAS….

FOR YOUR BROTHER: The Heavens To Watch

(My Brother “JAMES” was Air Force)

A Celestron Sky Prodigy 130 Telescope

Celestron Sky Prodigy 130

The Golden Planet (The Decommissioned “Dwarf Planet” PLUTO)

Dwarf Planet Pluto

FOR YOUR KIDS

Poloroid 8 inch Android Tablet W/Blue Tooth, dual Camera and Dual Core Processor (on sale for $99 at Walgreens)

Poloroid 8 inch Android Tablet

The Space Bar Modern Desk Organizer sold at Quirky com

Space Bar Desk Organizer

This is a “modern” desk organizer that can handle a 30 pound computer. It creates a “stowaway” space for both keyboard and mouse. It has four front facing USB ports for synching and two rear facing USB ports for charging.

AND

FOR YOUR SISTER: The Hearth (Cookbooks)

The African American Guide To Living Well With Diabetes

Living Well With Diabetes

The Deluxe Food Lovers Companion

The Deluxe Food Lovers Companion

FOR YOUR SISTER IN LAW

Hurom Premium Slow Juicer

above, Hurom’s Premium Slow-Juicer/Smoothie Maker for Home Smoothies.

FOR YOUR BROTHER IN LAW

Sauvignon Bot by NEC

above, Sauvignon Bot: This tiny robot from NEC can taste wine. Really! Through infrared “light sensors” in its left arm the bot can analyze the chemical composition of the liquid inside to determine type, brand, and flavor!
For purchase details visit: Necst.co jp

AND….

FOR GRANDMA AND GRANDPA

Kiss The Kitty The Hamilton Collection by Kayomi

Kitty from The Hamilton Collection by Kayomi

Kick The Can: “The Twilight Zone: Complete Collection” sold at Amazon com

The Twilight Zone The Complete Definitive Collection 1959

FOR YOUR DAD (If Dad Is A Gadget Guy)

RCA Portable TV

RCA Portable TV

This is TV on the go and you’ll get more than 70 networks and cable stations over broadcast signals (not WiFi). Size: a tiny 3.5 inches. Sold at RCAPortableTV com

RADIO SHACK

Digital Desk Top Weather Station at Radio Shack

above, Digital Desk Top Weather Station

FOR YOUR DAD (If Dad Needs Safety and Security)

Indoor/Outdoor Video Camera by Q sold at Walmart

Advance Elite Indoor Outdoor Camera at Walmart

Philips Spot On Motion Detector LED Lights…. Philips Spot On LED Sensor Light

AND

FOR YOURSELF AND YOUR GIRL

CrownCap com

Petco Holiday Trapper Cat Hat

above, CrownCaps sold at CrownCaps com (and the Cat Holiday Trapper Hat above in red and green is sold at PETCO com)

ALSO….

FOR YOURSELF AND YOUR GIRL

Hotel Relais Du Foyer

A Christmas (Island) Getaway with the Saints

(Saint Vincent’s Hotel Relais; Saint Barthelemy’s Hotel Guanahani & Spa; and Saint Lucia’s Cap Maison Resort & Spa).

FOR C. P.

Breitling for Bentley

Chesterfield Coat at Burberry

Legal Definition

CP is getting for Christmas: A Breitling for Bentley Watch, A “Chesterfield” coat by Burberry and a legal document (aka CP Irrevocable Trust)….

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AND….

NOW….

Wedding Bells with cupid on top

re: ANOTHER FAMILY WEDDING

SO–another of my relatives has announced his “impending” marriage. Congratulations my MAN! The “groom to be” is the multi-talented MIGUEL the Grammy Nominee who has worked with such music legends as Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston. Miguel, like I said, needs to sign a deal with Sony Records or Richard Branson (Virgin Records). Universal/MCA is broke, I think, as Jay Leno has been paying his tv show band out of his own pocket. (Also Universal/MCA hasn’t even been “promoting” its new acts. Warner Bros/Interscope, in my opinion” is “drained”). Congrats to Miguel and his lovely bride to be (a pretty Caucasian woman from Vermont).

Live Long and Prosper My Man !…

Signed
Your Favorite Relative, Renee AB 9 aka The Erma Foundation aka Erma French Perfume and Design

(below photo of Miguel at my sister Miss M’s house Christmas 2011)

Miguel home at Christmas 2011

AND…..

“Perils of Showbusiness” by Renee Ashley Baker (Why I Say No!)…#Entertainment News…#Celebrity News…#Hot Topics

December 2, 2013

Happy Sad

(OPEN LETTER TO THE PUBLIC)

I thought I’d let the public know what type of crooked SH_T is going on here in Denver Colorado….

1. It appears there is something called “Middle Management”. I gather “middle” refers to geographical location? (Such as “middle of the country” between LA and New York). Or “Middle Management” possibly refers to being without a “talent agent” or without a “talent manager” (say for instance an “act” not yet signed to a major record label but “showing promise”). Or “Middle Management” is something with The Crips that “targets talent” trying to “break into showbusiness”…..

2. What these “Middle Managers” do is “steer” (this “steering” is done via COERCION, THREAT, DURESS AND INTIMIDATION).

3. Who signs Crip Stars? It appears that these “not-in-showbusiness criminals” (aka “Middle Managers”) tell “TARGETED TALENT” who they MUST “do business with”. For some reason Denver’s “Middle Managers” steer their “targeted talent” to three companies and they are: Universal/MCA, Warner Bros/Interscope, and ICM. (I believe these Denver Criminals are trying to make “DreamWorks SKG” their 4th company. YES DREAMWORKS !). What I believe is going on is that the “rap music industry” has gone bust–broke–and is not NOT making money. I believe “Interscope” is broke and can’t “drain itself” anymore. So–the Criminals (at least those “stalking” around Denver) have figured its time for them to follow Interscope founder (Dave Geffen) over to DreamWorks where they can start “draining” there too. (I won’t do this to DreamWorks). These Denver “Criminals” are trying to beauregard over Steven Spielberg and Jeff Katzenberg. How? In Denver these “criminals” are walking arund saying “Geffen” is going to pay. WHY? I have not asked Geffen to pay me. (Besides nobody in the “industry” calls him “Geffen”. They say either “Dave Geffen” or “David”. I, for one, refuse to help Denver criminals (Denver “Middle Management”) syphon money out of DreamWorks. I’ve been trying to tell this for five years but no one would listen!.
BACKSTORY
On “Geffen” (aka Dave Geffen aka Dave aka David). I, Renee Ashley Baker, have been going to Los Angeles since I was 17 and 1/2 years old. (I, Renee Ashley Baker, never slack as I was a frequenter at the HardRock CafĂ© in Beverly Hills and at the downtown “weekend club” (a disco) that Princess Stephanie and her then boyfriend used to own. It was a “club” frequented by rich handsome white guys in Lotus sports cars)…Anyway…this–is what I know about “Dave Geffen”. I know that Dave Geffen’s career began–literally–in the “mailroom”. (Dave Gefen was one of the William Morris “mailroom” showbusiness geniuses). Dave Geffen soon moved himself into a “job” at Warner Bros becoming a “big whig” (an “impressario”) so important to “music” that Warner Bros gave Dave his own label aka “Geffen Records”. (BackStory on the BackStory: Dave–not gay in those days–was cohabiting with Cher. Dave was trying to get Cher out of her “$1 a year contract” with Sonny. Cher became the first “act” signed to the new Geffen Records. (I, Renee Ashley Baker, still “can’t stand” Cher). Anyway….once again things went so “great for Dave” –the Golden Boy of the “music industry” — that soon once again Warner Bros was offering to “buy out” Dave Geffen (and I do recall and will never forget that number “$700 Million Dollars”). Dave Geffen accepted the offer and for a while was dating every “starlet”. (I recall his being linked to the fashion heiress, model and actress Marissa Berenson. Whom, I, Renee Ashley Baker, would like to become for the owners of Chanel)…Anyway…somehow Dave started a new company (which puzzled everybody because it was said that he had signed a “non-compete clause” with Warner Bros Records); the new company was called “Interscope”. Dave held onto his often printed title “Music Impresario” for years then THAT offer came to join two other “Golden Boys” in a new company….(BackStory #3: Dave Geffen sold his company “Interscope” to three people: Two music execs and the CAPO they had “dangling” around their necks)…..Crooked Denver is trying to “hand me” the same bullsh_T. Dumb Denver, Denver’s Mentally ill, the Shantytown Poor of Englewood, Little Crip Sambo, and the “half-a-Capos with Soapy Smith” are ALL trying to tell ME who I must “do business with”; and…they keep saying the name “Geffen”. WHY? I am not even in music. I am not NOT a musician. (Meaning that I am not a singer and I don’t play any musical instruments). So…WHY are Denver Criminals saying “Geffen will pay” ? Are these Denver Criminals looking for a “front” a “shill” to hand out money? Well I, Renee Ashley Baker, will not “hand out money” and I, Renee Ashley Baker, will not NOT set up any “movie payrolls” nor “record cd deals” at Universal/MCA, nor at Warner Bros/Interscope, nor with ICM nor with those I’ve previously said NO to. (Any deal that I may, MAY have had with “DreamWorks SKG” would have been offered to ME personally by Steven Spielberg or Jeffrey Katzenberg…not by Denver’s “Middle Management Criminals”. So, because of this “MESS” any and all deals with “DreamWorks SKG” ARE NOW GONE. GONE! As I, Renee Ashley Baker, will not, NOT lead Denver’s “Crud and Criminals” (aka Denver’s Middle Management) over to “Dreamworks’ coffers”. I, Renee Ashley Baker, will not allow those in Denver insulting me and insulting my Mother to “have/own/use” Renee Ashley Baker to make “showbusiness money”…..I, Renee Ashley Baker, will not, NOT let “Gang Bangers” nor “CAPOS” into the door to DRAIN “DreamWorks”).
P.S. If I, Renee Ashley Baker, am able, I, Renee Ashley Baker, may MAY sign an “exclusive” 7 Year Deal with Disney/ABC for a “game show” that I created which is to be owned by CP Irrevocable Trust. Disney/ABC would get “Network Broadcast Rights” and “Worldwide Syndication Rights” and I, Renee Ashley Baker would get from Disney/ABC $30 Million Dollars a year for 5 years….

***I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, AM EXPECTING AN “OUT OF COURT SETTLEMENT”….AND…I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, WILL BE MOVING TO NEW YORK.

P.S.P.S. By the way if its NO to DreamWorks then its no to Warner Bros/Interscope, No to Universal/MCA, No to Peter Guber, No to Pam Greer, No to NBC TV network, No to CBS TV network, No to Mitt Romney, No to Adelson, No to Oprah Winfrey, No to Gail King, No to John Elway, No to an IPO and…ALSO…No to Nicholas Cage, No to Sylvester Stallone, No to Robert DeNiro, No to George Clooney, No to Brad Cooper, No to Danny DeVito, No to Madonna, No to Lady GaGa, No to Charlize Theron, No to Angelina Jolie, No to Julia Roberts, No to Diane Lane, No to Pam Anderson, No to Carrie Underwood, No to Miley Cyrus, No to Katy Perry, No to Janet Jackson, No to Yolanda Adams, No to Jill Scott, No to Nicki Manaj, No to Rihanna, No to Snoop Dogg, No to Dr. Dre and No to Eminem, (Okay?)…. No to Jennifer Lopez, No to Lil Kim, No to Mary Blige, No to BeyoncĂ©, No to Jay-Z, No to Sean Puffy Combs, No to The Bellagio Hotel, No to The Venitian Hotel, No to California, No to Football and No to all others who I, Renee Ashley Baker, have previously said “NO” to.

#The Million Student March….and Can You Pass This “1912” Test? (“30 Questions from the 8TH GRADE”)…. #Education, #The Erma Foundation, #India, #Ethiopia

August 13, 2013

WHAT’S NEW ?

Dave Merrill and Jeevan Kalanithi of Sifteo Cubes

Sifteo

Above, Dave Merrill and Jeevan Kalanithi (of MIT’s Media Lab) with their invention “Sifteo Cubes”….

below OLD SCHOOL….(“B” is for Baby Blocks)

Baby Blocks

WHAT ELSE IS NEW ?

Sandra Okita with Projo

Above, Sandra Okita (of Columbia University Teacher’s College) with her invention “Projo” aka “projective agent”.

below OLD SCHOOL…. (“B” is for B-9)

Robot B 9

WHAT SHOULD BE NEW?

CLASSROOM-LESS CLASSROOMS….

According to a recent UNESCO study, 57 Million children lack classroom “access”. Here are just two countries that over a MILLION “school-less children”:

1.6 Million in India

1.7 Million in Ethiopia

TEF (THE ERMA FOUNDATION) would like to provide individual learning materials to each household (in India/Ethiopia) where a child is NOT attending school.

MY QUESTION:

Are there teaching computers/learning computers and teaching tablets/learning tablets that work….

(a) With electricity (a plug in learning computer/learning tablet).

(b) With electricity and and wireless router(the internet service would be FREE).

(c) With batteries (rechargeable batteries that would be collected and exchanged on a monthly basis).

?…..?…..?

MY 2ND QUESTION:

How can “learning computers/learning tablets” be distributed to 1,000,000 (school-less)children in India/Ethiopia?

(a) Corporations buy them (at a tax write off) and give them away.

(b) Foundations buy them (at a tax write off) and give them away (holding fundraisers if necessary).

(c) American Families “adopt-a-student” wherein the American family would pay for the “learning computer” or the “learning tablet” and the batteries and the shipping (at a tax write off of course).

?…..?…..?…..

STILL SCHOOL….Can You Spell Disney?

Disney learning games

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NOW….TAKE THE TEST: 30 QUESTIONS FROM A 1912 8TH GRADE EXAM

(CAN YOU PASS?)

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NOW….

VIEW TEF (THE ERMA FOUNDATION)

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Click Photo Above Of Renee Ashley Baker’s Mother (THE BEAUTIFUL MRS. A/B)

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NOW…..

TO MY FRIENDS AND FANS:

Do understand that I, Renee Ashley Baker, will not, NOT be “working in showbusiness” for 2 reasons:

1. I have a physical injury from which I need to “recover”.

2. I am expecting an “out of court settlement” in the amount of $20 Million to $25 Million Dollars and I will be “moving to New York” to throw cocktail parties and to “become a New York Socialite”. And In 2015 I will be moving to Paris France to launch “Erma French Perfume and Design” hopefully with the Wertheimers.

Also…. 3. It is my relatives CL and Miguel (not Renee Ashley Baker) who is in the movie industry and who is in the music industry. And this–is how it is going to stay.

Also…4. Either I, Renee Ashley Baker, “cast/hire” who I want to or I, Renee Ashley Baker, don’t work….(Tom Cruise would have been my choice…Surprise !….Surprise !).

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(nOw….You May ScRoLL Down)

Hi J.J. : “DANGER (THE SONG)” is for “KC” if he wants it… for #Disney, for #Barbra Streisand

July 24, 2013

Cinderella at the Ball

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LAWSUIT SETTLEMENT:
I, Renee Ashley Baker, am expecting an $8 Million – $10 Million dollar out of court settlement….OR I WILL FILE A LAWSUIT….

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“SANG THE MUSES”
lyrics and melody by Renee Ashley Baker
copyright 2013 by Renee Ashley Baker
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

Lovely CINDERELLA Lost Her Shoe At The Ball
SHIP Found In The Bottle, Popped The Cork, The Sails Grew Tall
Let Her Stand With NEMO He’ll Take Her Hand Upon The Sea
Strait Up From The Bottom They’ll See JACK Cause He’ll Be Me

(chorus)
Sang The Muses, Sang The Muses
Sang The Muses, Sang The Muses
Sang The Music, Sang The Music
Sang The Music, Sang The Music

CLICK LINK BELOW TO LISTEN:
http://www.muziboo.com/mp3/sang-the-muses-written-and-sung-by-renee-ashley-baker/

Say What

DANGER
Lyrics and melody by Renee Ashley Baker
copyright 2013 by Renee Ashley Baker
All RIGHTS RESERVED

WATCH OUT—Please hear what I’m say—ing
NO DOUBT—It’s evil games they’re play—ing
DO NOT do as I say but LIE too
SLIDE IN—yes you know my group

BAD GUYS will never get to buy me
CAD EYES they never fail to try me
TWIST, TURN, DETECT is everything I do
HEAD SPIN—got you in a loop

Just when you think you’ve won then that’s when I’ll find you out
HARD CASE I’ll always RUN IN that’s what true love’s about

(chorus)
DANGER
I’m the one who fought with
DANGER
So my life is fraught with
DANGER
Yes my heart’s been baught with
DANGER
It’s the only way to live life
It’s the only way to live life
It’s the only way to live life

(These two songs are not for Madonna, nor for Universal Music Publishing, nor for Warner Bros/Chappelle, nor for David Geffen and not for Jill Scott. “Danger” is for KC–if he wants it….at Disney…and if….I am AVAILABLE….and NO to Sean Puffy and No to Comcast).

TO LISTEN: CLICK ON IMAGE OF “RENEE ASHLEY BAKER” BELOW

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Arrow Down

The Rich by Renee Ashley Baker…. (for Memorial Day 2013)

May 20, 2013

Happy Memorial Day

Taps for Soldiers 2

Riderless Horse Military Honor

MILITARY HONORS:

Traditional Honors for Military Men are: Taps and The “Riderless” Horse….

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NOW

ABOUT

THE

RICH

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HOW THE RICH MAKE ROMANCE….

Romance

Renee Is Looking For A Man !

Renee Ashley Baker’s matchmaker is “billionaire matchmaker” Janis Spindel…..

(Renee’s “Man” must be 60-70 years of age, Jewish, NOT in Showbusiness, but a millionaire or billionaire….)

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HOW THE RICH WALK….

Chanel Paris  show

Chanel (with Erma French Perfume and Design soon to follow ?)

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HOW THE RICH WAR ….

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Renee Ashley Baker is looking forward to the next “Star Wars” (from Lucasfilm and Disney)….

HOW THE RICH PLAY (AND PARTY) …..

Gold Mask by Andante

Prince Harry<a

Polo Playing via Prince Harry…..

plus

Coming Soon: The Erma Foundation Gold Mask Ball (to be held in Paris France)…..

HOW THE RICH VACATION…..

Eleuthera Island

Eleuthera Island (where The Royals have fun in the sun)….

HOW THE RICH GIVE AWAY THE BRIDE…..

Chanel Wedding Stationery

Chanel Wedding Cake

Chanel stationery and Chanel Wedding Cake…

HOW THE RICH GUARD THEIR BODIES

The Bodyguard

COLIN TEBBUTT and COLIN TRIMMING (were Personal Protection Officer and Super Intentdent respectively for HRH Princess Diana). Elite Bodyguard Services for “the elite” are: Insite (Chris Falkenberg) and The Steele Foundation (Kirian Fitzgibbons)

HOW THE RICH STAY BEAUTIFUL…..

Creme de la Mer

Le Clerc loose powder travel box

Worth Perfume

Renee Ashley Baker’s Favorites: Creme de la Mer, Le Clerc Travel Compact and Je Reviens (My Mother Erma kept a bottle of Je Reviens “Worth” perfume on her vanity table when I was a little girl living in St. Louis, Missouri. The Je Reivens “Worth” was sent to my Mother Erma from Paris France)…..

HOW THE RICH HANG THEIR WARDROBES….

Studio Becker walk in closet hers

Studio Becker (for Her)

Studio Becker walk in closet his

Studio Becker (for Him)

HOW THE RICH LOVE THEIR BABIES….

baby in the baby spa

The Baby Spa in London (owned by Laura Sevenus) pampers baby….Right Duchess Kate !

and

HOW THE RICH (and POWERFUL) ENTERTAIN….

(My sister “Miss M” has already been invited to the White House….)

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WHITE HOUSE DINNER MENU….1956

The year, was 1956. President and Mrs. Dwight D. Eisenhower mention as one of their favorites a dinner menu that almost any American citizen can enjoy in his own home.

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be in Washington DC to meet President Obama (hopefully) and to “host some Democratic fundraising parties”….

THE EISENHOWER MENU

Broiled Sirloin Steak
Baked Potatoes Green Beans Green Salade with French Dressing Apple Pie with Cheese Coffee

Decorated Ice Cubes

DECORATED ICE CUBES

Arrange in each section of refrigerator tray a berry, red cherry, piece of lemon or orange slice, or sprig of mint. Then fill with water and freeze as usual. Serve in fruit drinks for holidays and celebrations.

and….

HOW THE RICH VIEW TALENT…

Grammy Nominee Miguel on piano photo

SHOUT OUT TO: Sony Records and Virgin Records. One of you should sign my relative “MIGUEL” (the Grammy nominee) to a “recording contract”. His rendition of “Forget Me Not” is AWESOME!

In the “Forget Me Not” video Miguel will play all the instruments….

(JUST LIKE PATRICE ! )

and…

finally….

HOW THE RICH VIEW “CLASS”….

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Click above on the “classy” photo of the “LADY” who inspired The Erma Foundation (aka Renee Ashley Baker’s Mother an Army Wife and an Air Force Mother )

WANT SECURITY AND AUTOMATION (AT YOUR FINGERTIPS ?)

CONTROL 4

Control 4 home automation

and….

INTRODUCING….

new

from

ATT

“DIGITAL LIFE”….

Personalized Home Security and Automation (For A Whole New Way Of Life)

ATT Digital Life home security

SHOUT OUT:

SHOUT OUT TO ATT AND CONTROL 4….

HOW WOULD ONE OF YOU LIKE TO SPONSOR RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S USTREAM.TV “dating show” ?

(to be taped live from The Hamptons)….

ASKING PRICE: $1.2 Million Dollars (for 12 months).

plus….

SHOUTOUT TO ART COLLECTORS:

I, Renee Ashley Baker, would like to sell (to art collectors) 12 photographs taken by Renee Ashley Baker called “12th Knight”. The Collector may choose from “existing photographs” taken by Renee Ashley Baker or the Collector may choose photographs not yet taken by Renee Ashley Baker.

Asking Price: $1.2 Million Dollars (for 12 photographs).

The Solo…

The Ballerina by Cityrat 59

The Corps…

The Ballet at Jezebel com

(above photographs of Ballet Dancers not photographed by Renee Ashley Baker)

DONALD TRUMP WILL STAY “RUMORED ORGANIZED CRIME” (and away from Renee Ashley Baker) ….JACK WELCH IS “CHICKEN CRAP” (no to jack welch)….MITT ROMNEY IS LITTLE MAGIC UNDERWEAR (no to Mitt Romney)

and no to Warner Bros Records and No to Universal/MCA (Renee Ashley Baker will “stay away” from Warner Bros Records/Interscope and stay away from Universal/MCA)

(RENEE ASHLEY BAKER WILL BE MOVING TO “THE HAMPTONS” and then MOVING TO FRANCE TO WORK IN THE FASHION AND BEAUTY INDUSTRY….NOTE: MY MOTHER IS NOT GOING TO BE ME….)