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(THE BIG GUNN ?) My Daddy — My Father (aka MR. ASHLEY “THE LION”) Did Not Want Me With Women He Wanted Me With MEN…. So—“Happy Labor Day 2014!” Below a Tribute to My Mother Lady Erma/Irma and to My Brother James; also Renee’s new M.I.A. Video (plus “other” things to do over the holiday weekend)….

August 25, 2014

Heroes of Greece

“MY HEROES” (NOW COMPLETED)

by

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER

My Heroes have always been MEN. My Father (Mr. Ashley); My Uncles (Masons and U.S. Army Men); and My Brother (James who spent 28 years in the U.S. Air Force). However…occasionally, there have been MEN (not related to me) that I, Renee Ashley Baker, DO admire and respect and Muhammed Ali was (and is) one of those MEN. Muhammed Ali and Me go back a long way. I, never met him of course but I, Renee Ashley Baker, remember him before he became Muhammed Ali; I, Renee Ashley Baker, remember him back when he was Casius Clay. I, Renee Ashley Baker, was watching when Casius Clay (aka Muhammed Ali) re-took his title (and became “America’s Champion”). I, Renee Ashley Baker, remember all the “hoopla” and the “chants” that resounded wherever Muhammed Ali went: “Ali Ali Ali”…. And…. yes, I, Renee Ashley Baker, actually saw the “Thriller in Manilla”. I, Renee Ashley Baker, actually bought tickets (or got my tickets paid for as I really don’t remember now) and we all know how the “Thrilla in Manilla” went…you got to your seat (in the theatre) sat down, then stood up again—and left…LOL. Yep, those were the “good ole, good ole” days. Muhammed Ali made rich by Roone Arlidge (at ABC). Muhammed Ali, his houses and his cars; Muhammed Ali, his wives and his girlfriends (remember Portia? the divorce? the settlement to the first wife? It was ALL THAT and a bag of PATE !…) Of course, by this time, I, Renee Ashley Baker, had moved away from home. I, Renee Ashley Baker, was age 17 1/2 and was living outside the state of Colorado with “various MEN”; and it was these “various Men” who taught me “the fight game”….And, it was ABC Sports, Roone Arlidge and Howard Cossell that made Muhammed Ali “Rich”. Boxing, like I said, was something I learned about from my “various boyfriends” and LOVERS; I learned from MEN who “watched the fights” when the “fights” would come on TV. (It was one of these MEN–these “boyfriends” who taught me what “Rabbit Punching” was….LOL.) It (the fight game) went from ABC TV to Pay-TV (Showtime) then to Pay-Per-View. There was a period when Las Vegas ran boxing (and I, Renee Ashley Baker, always hated Las Vegas. I, Renee Ashley Baker, had co-workers who’d invite me to Las Vegas for their every weekend “Las Vegas fun trips” but I, Renee Ashley Baker, always said “NO”)…..Steve Wynn bought boxing and everybody made money EXCEPT the “Fighters”. Although for a while ….Mike Tyson had money, mansions and cars (remember Robin Givens of Sarah Lawrence? and her “battles” with the hangers-on about the “porta-potties”…LOL….What, by the way, did Robin Givens get in that divorce settlement? If, I recall correctly it was only a fraction of what she asked for). And….as we all know Mike Tyson went to prison and later admitted that he was broke (bilked/robbed by “promoters”) although he–Mike Tyson– was, at least he seemed, finally happy and “funny” when I saw him on ABC TV’s “House Swap” TV show…..
SO, the last “fighter” that I saw fight was Sugar Ray Leonard (the Olympic champion) and of course I’ve promoted the “George Foreman Grill” on this Blog. (I’ve only read about the new Champ “Floyd Mayweather” on Judiciary Report. It seems he “hit the girlfriend” that he’d given a $60,000 Hermes handbag too….LOL….)

I, Renee Ashley Baker, can’t stand “American Sports” now. I, Renee Ashley Baker, hate the HGH crooks like Lance Armstrong and the various HGH “baseball cheats”. I, Renee Ashley Baker, hate the “so-called football players” like John Elway whose “shady” business deals involved “unsophisticated investors” who “lost their pension retirements”. I, Renee Ashley Baker, am leaving the United States because it (the United States) is allowing “4’9 Mexican Peppy” to “run things”. Well, Peppy isn’t “man enough” to run (to boss) Renee Ashley Baker, so, Renee Ashley Baker is going to Europe. I, Renee Ashley Baker am “moving to Europe” to get away from the “Squaw Village of Poor Women” that the United States has become. (73 Million Poor Women Reside In The United States Below The Poverty Line!)…

I, Renee Ashley Baker, am moving to France (moving to Europe) where the MEN are MEN!

I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, WILL BE MOVING TO FRANCE TO LAUNCH “ERMA FRENCH PERFUME AND DESIGN” (HOPEFLLY WITH THE WERTHEIMERS)….

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IF MY BROTHER (JAMES) IS A SHARK…THEN…MY FATHER (MR. ASHLEY) WAS A LION….THE “CHANEL” LION….CLICK ON THE LION BELOW TO VISIT RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S NEW “52 MEN” (A YEAR) VLOG….

Chanel lion in Paris France

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BY THE BYE, CAN BURBERRY CUSTOM MAKE RENEE ASHLEY BAKER A MINK LINED WHITE TRENCH COAT?

and…FYI/411/DID YOU KNOW….

THAT….

“Maya” aka “Mathangi” aka “M.I.A” was two years old when I, Renee Ashley Baker, learned to play the GAMELAN? (LOL)

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Labor Day 2014

TRAVELING? TRAVEL WITH SAFE MONEY….

Le Mans Z Money Clip

Travel with the world’s safest money clip…the Le Mans “Z” clip (a money clip w/carbon fiber and RFID)

TRAVEL WITH “SAFETY” KNOWLEDGE

Download to your smart phone or android phone John Wiseman’s Survaval App “SAS”

John Wisemans SAS Survival Guide cell phone app

GET EM WHILE THEY’RE HOT….NOW SHOWING AT AMAZON INSTANT VIDEO….

The Man In The Gray Flannel Suit

The Lost Weekend

The Days of Wine and Roses

The Swimmer

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AND….JUST ADDED…..

“I’M THE GOVERNMENT AND I’M HERE TO HELP YOU”…..(SCROLL DOWN)

Little Nellie  James Bond 3

AND…RENEE ASHLEY BAKER NEWS….RENEE ASHLEY BAKER IS LEAVING WITH MEN…

….FOR MEN (IN PARIS FRANCE!)

(CRAP ON LOS ANGELES…OKAY?)

announcement in white

If, I, Renee Ashley Baker, decide to “do music” I, Renee Ashley Baker will “set up” (form) my own “Band”. I, Renee Ashley Baker, will “hold auditions” for musicians (for band members) AFTER I, Renee Ashley Baker, arrive in France. I, Renee Ashley Baker, will hire ALL EUROPEAN MEN for my Band as I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be the only FEMALE band member. (I, Renee Ashley Baker, may, MAY hire two MALE rappers –both “Middle Eastern” –one of the two Israeli. I, Renee Ashley Baker, will SIGN my new Band with Virgin Records or with Bertelsman , or with Sony. (No EMI, No Universal and No Interscope, No to Dr. Dre, and No to Eminem, and No to Rihanna and No to Beyoncé and No to Jay-Z). Of course, I, Renee Ashley Baker, still have my “Dancer Centre MyWay” ballet company from KIEV….
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William Ashby Knights Chain Mail

above, “chain mail” belonging to Sir William Ashby
…. KNIGHT

National Portrait Gallery honors Robin Williams

NATIONAL PORTRAIT GALLERY IN WASHINGTON DC…PAYS TRIBUTE TO ROBIN WILLIAMS….

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above, china cabinet belonging to my Brother James (in my brother’s Cherry Hills N J home) on display you can see the Mikasa fine bone china, the crystal stemware and the STERLING SILVER PLATTERS.

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THE SHARK: above, Renee Ashley Baker’s Brother (James) in his home, in Cherry Hill N J at Christmas time …

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above, Renee Ashley Baker’s Mother (Erma/Irma) in Cherry Hill N J at Christmas time. My Mother is wearing her favorite color as you can see (GOLD).

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RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S RELATIVES: EVERY summer my Mother Erma/Irma (standing behind us all wearing the blue dress) would take us on “vacation”. First it was to Colorado. Then in later years Mother would vacation “annually” in New Jersey, in New York City (The Hamptons), in St. Louis and at the annual “Family Reunions”). Pictured above, starting at left is the little boy: He is an adult now and he was awarded a “commendation” by FBI Director Robert Mueller for exceptional police work (his office is in the J.Edgar Hoover Building in Washington DC); and he–the little boy–now has a son (Miguel) who is a Grammy Nominated musician, both he and his son (Miguel) reside in the “wealthy community” of Roswell Georgia. Next to him (in the yellow dress) is a “country club debutante Democrat” whose “sorority sister” wrote and published a “photo book” about President Obama’s 2009 “presidential campaigne”; Next to her (in the black & white check dress–with the “Harlequin” collar) is myself (Renee Ashley Baker); notice how everybody is looking forward except me I’m looking “askance” (with my astigmatism) at the “height”…. we’re all standing atop Royal Gorge Bridge….! My Mother (Erma/Irma) bought the “Harlequin” dresses at Stix, Baer Fuller or Famous & Barr in St. Louis….

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The Funniest Movie I Ever Saw….”THE WORLD ACCORDING TO GARP”

Robin Williams in The World According To Garp

GOOD-BYE ROBIN…

Robin Williams 2

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MY ANSWER IS STILL “NO” TO UNIVERSAL STUDIOS AND NO TO WARNER BROS ….

THE FACTS….HOPEFULLY I’LL BE SETTLING MY LAWSUIT….IN THE MEANTIME MY ANSWER IS “NO” TO SHOWBUSINESS…CLICK LINK TO READ WHY….

MCA and The Mob

Interscope Records

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will NOT work for Universal Studios nor for Warner Bros. Click link BELOW to read why:
http://www.sohh.com/2011/09/interscope_records_under_fire_for_cocain.html

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Shark Week

sHARK

iT’S “Shark Week” Again on the Discovery Channel….8/7 central time….

“Be Careful What You Fish For”…..

I, Renee Ashley Baker, had one brother (James). I loved my Brother and he loved me. My brother (James) also loved our Mother (Erma/Irma). My Brother (James) loved New York City (he ran a department for the city of New York after he retired 28 years from the U.S. Air Force) and he (my brother James) loved Cherry Hills New Jersey!

Below…Moore about James

Brother Wireless Color Desk Top Scanner (with Web Connectivity). Also below “pearls” that my Mother (Erma/Irma) would have loved (the “gold ones”); my Mother (Erma/Irma) loved and wore 24kt gold jewelry. Both Mother and I owned “real pearl rings and earrings” that came from Tokyo Japan (probably Mikimoto)that were purchased for us by my brother James (when he was stationed in Japan)…..Also below, The Mellon House (Bunny and Paul Mellon’s Fifth Avenue apartment now for sale at Sotheby’s Real Estate. Asking Price: $40 Million Dollars)….Also below the New York City (Fifth Avenue) apartment where Jackie Kennedy Onassis lived in New York, my brother (James) owned an apartment on Fifth Avenue that was about a block away from Jackie O’s. He (my brother) would tell me about how he would often see Jackie Onassis walking to and from HER Fifth Avenue apartment….

Brother Color Wireless Document Scanner at FoxxSales com

I Love Cherry HIll

Assael 3

Assael 2

Assael jewelry

The Mellon House Fifth Avenue

1035 Fifth Avenue apartment of Jackie Kennedy

Jackie Kennedy 2 1040 fifth avenue

SO ….

YOU WANT TO KNOW MORE ABOUT “THE GOVERNMENT” ????

REQUIRED READING FOR LABOR DAY WEEKEND…

Little Nellie James Bond

Within Arms Length by Dan Emmett

“Within Arms Length” by Dan Emmett (U.S. Secret Service)

Good Hunting by Jack Devine CIA

“Good Hunting” by Jack DeVine (C.I.A.)

Lone Survivor by Marcus Luttrell

“Lone Survivor” by Marcus Luttrell (Decorated Navy Seal)

and REQUIRED FRAGRANCE FOR MEN…
Andy Warhol Bond 9 by Hermes

Andy Warhol Bond 9 For Men by Hermes

and REQUIRED FOR TRAVELING MEN…

THE WORD’S BEST LUGGAGE TRACKERS….

STICKNFIND….

Stick N Find

OR…

BIKN

Bikn luggage tracker

and if you NEED BRASS TAGS ? TRY ENGRAVED ONES BY NAPTAGS

Engraved luggage tags by NapTags

NOW….

FOR HIM AND FOR HER….

ESSENTIALS FOR HER…..

OLD LOUIS

Below Marc Jacobs (Graffitti Bag in Army Green, Pink and Orange)

Louis Vuitton army green

NEW LOUIS

Below Marc Jacobs (Final handbags for Louis Vuitton ….)

“The Goddess Hera’s Feathers”….
….I, Renee Ashley Baker, would like to take one of these “feathered bags” with me to Paris France….

Marc Jacobs final bags for Louis Vuitton

Marc Jacobs

RETIRING this year, from Louis Vuitton is designer Marc Jacobs….Below Marc’s apartment on the Champs de MARS in Paris France….

Marc Jacobs apartment on the Champ de Mars

Moore Louis Vuitton Wardrobe Below: Cost $50,000

(I, Renee Ashley Baker, called the Louis Vuitton store, because I want one of these “LV Wardrobes” to take with me to Paris France….I was told that it takes six months to get one….!!!)

Louis Vuitton wardrobe monogram

Articles de voyage tote by Marc Jacobs for LV

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be “moving to Paris France” to date 52 Men a Year (My MEN must be Caucasian/Jewish, No Politicians, No Athletes, No Showbusiness)….And….I, Renee Ashley Baker, also hope to launch Erma French Perfume and Design (with The Wertheimers—hopefully?????)….Below….Something for Renee to wear at The Captains Table (on the Queen Mary 2)….

THE CHANEL COUTURE EYE….

Chanel Couture eye

Chanel headress 2014

Karl Lagerfeld
NOW…

BELOW….RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S RIVIERA HOUSE….(THE HOUSE THAT CHANEL BOUGHT?)

house for sale on -Côte-dAzur 2

RENEE’S….NEW SONG….

“DIAMONDS” A DEMO (written and sung by Renee Ashley Baker)

DIAMONDS”
(Guest Musician: Toots Thielman ?)
Lyrics and Music by Renee Ashley Baker
Copyright 2003 by Renee Ashley Baker
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

(verse 1)
In love
Well welcome to who needs love
I never try to please love
I only give to me

To please me
Just give me Harry Winston
Arpels and Butler Wilson
A ‘jewel’s’ all I need

Diamonds, I’ll use them for their Diamonds
I’ll ruse them for their Diamonds
Confuse them for their Diamonds
Diamonds, I’ll feel them for their Diamonds
I’ll thrill them for their Diamonds
I’ll kill them for their Diamonds

A “Blue Box”
Repossi, I’m in Grid Lock
Orgell but now the bids stopped
He’ll take me to Asprey

Believe me
A Diamond is my best friend
It’s Cartier or its First Sin
A heart shaped card in play

Diamonds, I’ll use them for their Diamonds
Abuse them for their Diamonds
Confuse them for their Diamonds
Diamonds, I’ll feel them for their Diamonds
I’ll thrill them for their Diamonds
I’ll kill them for their Diamonds
(bridge)
I’ll never know a thing of feelings
I’ll never try to do what’s right
I’ll never know that they need healing
I only know it takes 3 C’s and light

(musical interlude by Toots Thielman)

I’ll never know a thing of feelings
I’ll never try to do whats right
I’ll never know that they need healing
I only know it takes 3 C’s and light

(verse 3)

Mikimoto
With diamonds love a Dojo
A Graff then off to Soho
A camel to Mouawaad
(Shaharazod music)

Piaget me
H. Stern to Bulgari
I’ll win it Mata Hari
Say Debeers and Away!

Diamonds, I’ll stroke them for their Diamonds
I’ll toke them for their Diamonds
I’ll coke them for their Diamonds

Diamonds , I’ll swill them for their Diamonds
I’ll pill them for their Diamonds
I’ll kill them for their Diamonds

For their Diamonds
(Toots music)
For their Diamonds
(Toots music)
For their Diamonds
(Toots music)
For Their Diamonds
(Toots music Fade out)
(The End)
(NOTE: THIS SONG IS NOT FOR SALE….THE “RENEE ASHLEY BAKER SONG CATALOG” IS NOT FOR SALE IT IS “OFF THE MARKET”. NO TO BEYONCE)

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NEW….GoPro WHITE….

GO PRO WHITE

VIEW “RENEE GOES TO PARIS FRANCE”….(A NEW “GO PRO” CHANNEL….FROM EUROPE!)
click link below to view:
http://www.youtube.com/channel/UClOQkosBB9RokG5PFyZdJMQ

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RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S SCHEDULE

1. Renee Ashley Baker gets “lawsuit settlement” of $60 Million for 6 years “financial injury” and for “physical injury”. (Renee Ashley Baker moves to France).
2. Renee Ashley Baker “dates” 52 Caucasian/Jewish Men who are 60 years of age and older in France. (No Athletes and No Politicians).
3. Renee Ashley Baker launches “Men’s Cologne” line hopefully with the owner’s of Chanel (in France).
4. Renee Ashley Baker (still the “party girl”) will open a “Discotheque” in the South of France (and No to Madonna).
5. Renee Ashley Baker will, maybe, sign with Disney (and Mel Gibson? and Sony Music?)
6. Renee Ashley Baker will sign with Random House or Harper Collins (and Sony) for a James Bond novel.

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NOW VIEW RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S NEW “WIX” WEBSITE….

(click on Renee Ashley Baker below)

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Please post this BLOG link on your TWITTER and on your FACEBOOK. Copy and paste link: http://www.ReneeAshleyBaker.Wordpress.com

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Announcement

Queen Mary 2

Did I say that I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be “sailing” to France aboard the Queen Mary 2? YES, I will and I’ll be making, filming (digitally) a “Documentary” of my trip. I, Renee Ashley Baker, plan to give this Documentary (free of charge) to Direct TV Video On Demand….so that it can be a “freebie for their audience….

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MY PUBLICIST…
I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, AM HOPING TO HIRE KCD WORLDWIDE…..I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, AM EXPECTING MY “FIRST PUBLICITY” TO BE MAGAZINE FEATURES ABOUT “RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S ENROLLMENT IN FASHION SCHOOL IN PARIS”….OR MAGAZINE FEATURES ABOUT “RENEE ASHLEY BAKER IN HER FABULOUS HOME OVERLOOKING THE MEDITTERANEAN”….WHAT A STORY!

KCD

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I said NO

P.S. STILL NO TO OPRAH WINFREY….OPRAH WINFREY IS NOT COMING ON THE QUEEN MARY 2 WITH RENEE ASHLEY BAKER….
I, Renee Ashley Baker, happen to favor Cate Blanchett, at this time, as well as Helen Merrin. My old favorites are Helen Hayes, and the great actress/director/singer Barbra Streisand (to name a few).

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June 16, 2014

NOW….

First, The Facts….

MCA and The Mob

“RONALD REGAN, MCA, & THE MOB”….

Interscope Records

Click Link Here To Read Why I Won’t Work For Warner Bros: http://www.sohh.com/2011/09/interscope_records_under_fire_for_cocain.html

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RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S NEW HOUSE IN FRANCE….THE HOUSE THAT CHANEL…JAMES BOND….(AND MEL GIBSON?)….BOUGHT

Cote d Azur

MR. KISS KISS BANG BANG ?

“JUST SAY PLEASE” (Title of Renee Ashley Baker’s James Bond Novel?)

Intro by Renee Ashley Baker (“Reckless With Your Love” by AZARI & III)

(Intro–Begin 18 sec–Repeat 4 Times)

Say please, Pretty please, Thank you please, I’d like some please, Do it please, Hand it please, Can you say, Si’l Vous Plait?

(Music Up–At 50 sec–First Verse Begin At 107 sec)

Reckless with your LOVE
You just give it up
Fearless with your LIFE
But, no one can you trust
Reckless with your LOVE
You just give it away
Fearless with your life
Living Day To Day
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LOVE A PARTY?

ACCESSORIES (FOR THAT SUMMER PARTY SEASON)

Jimmy Choo Spring Summer 2014

Estee Lauder Fragrance Compact

Earbuds by Deos

Dries Van Noten 2014 eyewear

Sonia Kashuk make up brushes

HE TAKES YOU OUT….

LOVE A MORNING AFTER LOVE BREAKFAST?

(RENEE ASHLEY BAKER LOVES CROISSANTS FOR BREAKFAST)

croissants

BAKERIES:
Dominique Ansel Bakery (NYC)
Laduree Baker (NYC)

YES….PARTY SEASON IS HERE!

FROM GARDEN PARTIES (EAST HAMPTON) TO DINNER PARTIES (UPPER EAST SIDE NEW YORK)

cocktail party east hampton

The Collectors Dinner

PERFECT PARTY ISLAND (NEW YORK)

COST: $19.9 MILLION DOLLARS

Petra Island New York

Petra is a private island just 47 miles from midtown Manhattan. This “oasis” comes with a Frank Lloyd Wright designed cottage and 200 year old beach trees. Contact: Ahalife com

PERFECT PARTY SANDAL:CHANEL GOLD SANDAL

Chanel gold leather gladiator flat sandal

PERFECT PARTY JEWELRY (GOLD, PLATINUM AND DIAMOND “WINGED” EARRINGS BY VENDURA) COST: $38,000

Vendura gold platinum and diamond Winged earrings

PERFECT WARDROBE? ALWAYS CHANEL….

UNE HOMMAGE AU FEMME….GRACE !

Grace JONES 2

gRACE jONES

gRACE joNES 3

Renee Ashley Baker will be “moving to France” to launch “Erma French Perfume and Design” (Renee Ashley Baker will be arriving in France in August 2014…..)

SUMMER BEAUTY….INTERNATIONALLY?

Mr Kenneth Salon at Waldorf Astoria New York

(Front Door of Mr. Kenneth’s Salon inside the Waldorf Astoria in New York City)

THE LIST (SALONS):
Paris: David-Mallett com
Athens: Vangelis Hatzis
Tokyo: Twiggy.co.jp
Munich: Barnet Conceptide
London: Joshwood Colour com
Beijing: TonyStudio com.cn

PERFECT PARTY NAILS?

Gold Rush Couture by Models Own

PERFECT PARTY SHOPPING?

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SAY….NEIMAN MARCUS…

Neiman Marcus

OR

BELOW “THE LIST” …THE “NEW DEPARTMENT STORES” (SHOPPING LUXURY WORLDWIDE)
Moscow: TSUM
London: MatchesFashion com
Luxembourg: SMETS
Dubrovnik: Maria
U.S.A.: Pop In @ Nordstrom
U.S.A.: Simon com (@ Neiman Marcus)

PERFECT SUMMER LISTENING?

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S FAVORITE HEADSETS

BANG & OLUFSEN

Bang  Olufsen headsets

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S FAVORITE PARTY DRINKS?

Renee’s Favorite Tall Cool Drink

PERRIER !

Perrier summer

AND

FOR THE MORE ADVENTUREOUS TIMES

MOET!

Moet summer

FINALLY THE PERFECT PARTY EYES….
CONTACT LENSES EMBEDDED WITH GOLD AND DIAMOND CHIPS….

Contact lenses embedded with gold and diamnd chips

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NOW SCROLL DOWN…. TO VIEW RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S NEW FRANCE VILLA?

HAPPY FATHER’S DAY 2014! Great Gift Ideas For Dad (plus “Good-Bye To Maya Angelou”)….plus Yes to Disney Studios and Yes to Sony, and Yes to Nightlife Paris France !

May 27, 2014

READING FOR DAD “ON FATHER’S DAY”…

MCA and The Mob

Interscope Records

INTERSCOPE RECORDS (“NO TO EMINEM”): CLICK LINK TO READ MORE: http://www.sohh.com/2011/09/interscope_records_under_fire_for_cocain.html

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NOW

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER HEADS TO FRANCE WITHOUT OPRAH, WITHOUT CHARLIZE, WITHOUT UNIVERSAL, WITHOUT INTERSCOPE (MEANING WITHOUT EMINEM’S JUNK)….

I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, WILL BE MOVING TO FRANCE TO “GET AWAY” FROM THE NAME GALE/GAIL….

A 30 YEAR MORTGAGE WITH 20% DOWN????

Rothschild Bank logo

TO WHOM THIS MAY CONCERN–FROM RENEE ASHLEY BAKER:

IF– YOU SELL THIS HOUSE TO ME I’LL WRITE A “JAMES BOND” NOVEL FOR HARPER COLLINS AND THE IAN FLEMING PUBLICATIONS LTD (I’LL WRITE THE NOVEL INSIDE THIS VILLA….)….

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NOW….BON VOYAGE, I RENEE ASHLEY BAKER WILL BE LEAVING FOR FRANCE !

Renee Ashley Baker (above)

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NOW

FATHER’S DAY (2014)

BUY MY KENNEDY BOOK….

JFK cover 1

ABOUT ….

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S “OTHER PAPA”….

President John F Kennedy and Family

My Mother Was “Snow White”…..

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be MOVING TO FRANCE to get away from the name GALE/GAIL….(and I will not be working with nor for Oprah Winfrey)….I, Renee Ashley Baker, am leaving so that I can “date” 52 handsome Caucasian Men a year.

And, I Renee Ashley Baker, will be “settling my lawsuit” (out of court) for no less than $60 Million Dollars….

Click On President JFK(above)to BUY “Irma’s House Of Numbers (Counting The Kennedy Conspiracy)”…

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President Obama with Daughters

President Obama (Commander-In-Chief and Dad-In-Chief) with Daughters Sasha and Malia.

AND….

MORE DADS…

The Absolute Funniest Comedy Duo: TOM and COLIN.

plus

Dimitrios Kambouris

Celebrities feed the homeless at the Los Angeles Mission

Will Smith Family

Daddy Kevin and his family

Mel Gibson and Lucia

Tom Cruise and Suri at Disney Typhoon Lagoon Water Park

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie take the kids to FAO Schwarz

Jay Z and Blue Ivy

(Pictured Above: Movie Directors Tom Hanks, Kevin Costner and Mel Gibson; Movie Actors Harrison Ford, Will Smith, Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt, and Rapper/Music Impressario Jay-Z)

and…..

CONGRATULATIONS TO NEW DAD BRUCE WILLIS!

New Baby Evelyn with Big Sister Mabel Ray

Pictured Above is Bruce’s “new baby ” Beautiful Baby Girl Evelyn with big sister Mabel Ray ….

and

NOW…EVEN MORE DADS…

PAPA PIERRE WERTHEIMER

Pierre Wertheimer

Pierre, the Father of Gerard and Alain Wertheimer, founded with CoCo Chanel, the cosmetics and fashion GIANT “Chanel”. Chanel Inc is worth an estimated $19 billion dollars….(I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be moving to France to launch ERMA FRENCH PERFUME AND DESIGN which hopefully will be “backed” by brothers Gerard and Alain…”Happy Father’s Day Papa Pierre”).

Chanel for Men Bleu

plus

“Good-Bye Maya Angelou” from Renee Ashley Baker

Maya Angelou was born in St. Louis Missouri in 1928.

Maya Angelou

St Louis Arc Gateway to the West

below….

FATHER’S DAY 2014….

WHAT TO GET DAD….

HAVE MONEY? DAD WILL TRAVEL…

TO EXOTIC LOCALS….

Cazenove-and-Lloyd Exotic Travel Agency

VISIT CAZENOV & LLOYD’S WEBSITE (CLICK HERE): http://www.cazloyd.com/en-gb/

and

ALWAYS FISCHER’S TRAVEL TRIP ADVERSORY

Exotic Travel

Arc de Triomphe

VISIT FISCHER’S ELITE TRAVEL
(CLICK HERE): http://www.elitetraveler.com/leaders-in-luxury/bill-fischer

Camper & Nicholson Yacht Rental

VISIT CAMPER & NICHOLSON LUXURY YACHT RENTAL IN SOUTH OF FRANCE (CLICK HERE): http://www.camperandnicholsons.com/contact/yacht-broker-antibes-159.htm

AND….

LOVE WINE?

TRY Astor Wine & Sprits (New York) or join City Winery New York’s Wine Club

Astor Wines & Spirits New York City

VISIT: CITY WINERY NEW YORK (CLICK LINK HERE): http://www.citywinery.com/newyork/

SUMMER BICYCLING YOUR CHOICE FOR SUMMER FUN?

Bobbin birdie bicycle safari

His and Hers Clos Cruiser by C Wonder

(Bobbin “Safari” Bicycle…. and…. His and Her Clos Cruisers by C Wonder)

and

Gift Ideas For Dad (Father’s Day 2014)

Tiffany & Co bronze swivel desk clock

(Tiffany & Co Bronze Swivel Desk Clock)

VISIT TIFFANY & CO (CLICK HERE): http://www.tiffany.com/International.aspx?&

and

LET’S NOT FORGET MINNIE & MICKEY….(IN PARIS !)

Disneyland-Paris-france

NOW

About The House The Erma Foundation Built…I’ll Be Buying It With My Out of Court Settlement and Building It In East Hampton….This house will be owned by CP Irrevocable Trust and will have “two wings” (east and west) and will have “two elevators” plus “roof top guest quarters”. (I’ll still be residing in France nine months out of the year and in East Hampton three months out of the year)…Now… Below…view Katharine Hepburn’s Connecticut Manse (it’s up for sale at $14.8 Million)….

Katharine Hepburn Home for sale at 14.8 million

WANT ANTIQUES FOR DAD?

VISIT SOTHEBYS.COM

(Below The Lamont Dupont Collection….Lamont was the eldest Son of Irenee DuPont)

Sotheby Antiques

NOW….THE FATHER (aka FATHER TIME?)

The Patriarch The Remarkable Life and Turbulent Times of Joseph P Kennedy

Great Patriot and Patriarch Joseph P. Kennedy…He had nine children (one becoming the 35th President of the United States)….

and….

SHOUT OUT: To Lady de Rothschild
I, Renee Ashley Baker, would like you to become a Board Member of THE ERMA FOUNDATION (in organization)….

Lady de Rothschild

FOR A SAFE DAD

Bunker Hill Security Cameras with color monitor

Bunker Hill Security (with this color security system you get two cameras and a flat panel color monitor so that Dad can see whos lurking at the front (and back door)

need more gift ideas?

READ ON….

LG G FLEX SMARTPHONE $695

LG G Flex Smartphone

LG (with this smartphone you get reduced glare on video calls and increased audio quality for “voice only” calls).

HOOPTY DOOS FOR DAD?

Redshift Mx  by BRD Motorcycles

REDSHIFT’S MX (BY BRD MOTORCYCLES) $14, 995

OLD VINYL RECORDS STILL DAD’S FAVORITES?

Orbit Plus Vinyl Record Player by Uturn Audio

Orbit Plus (A vinyl record player by Boston’s U-turn Audio $279)

OR…

GOT A MODERN DAD WHO WANTS SUPERIOR “DIGITAL” STEREO SOUND ?

Bang and Olufsen BeoSound 8

Bang & Olufsen BeoSound…(What More Can I Say?)

WHAT TO PLAY ON DAD’S BEOSOUND?

Looking Into You A Tribute To Jackson Browne

Why Not “Looking Into You: A Tribute To Jackson Browne”

DAD LIKE TV?

Band and Olufsen Beovision 103 Plasma Flat Panel

Bang & Olufsen Beovision (This is Bang & Olufsen’s newest flat panel “103”….)

WHAT WILL DAD WATCH?

How About “Turn” (the new AMC spy series)

The Agent AMC New Spy Series

Turn

DAD LIKE TO DISCO ? (WITH MOM OF COURSE)

Paris France’s Hottest Discotheques …..

The Buddha Room and…Maceo

(yes THAT Maceo…the one that was with James Brown)

Buddha Paris France

Maceo Paris France

NOW MORE LUXURY TRAVEL IDEAS

Bali Como Shambhala Estate

BALI: COMO SHAMBHALA ESTATE

Koh Samui Kamalaya

KOH SAMUI: KAMALAYA RESORT

Maldives One and Only Reethi Rah Private Island

MALDIVES: ONE & ONLY REETHI RAH PRIVATE ISLAND

Mustique via abercrombie kent destinations

AND…

MUSTIQUE: The Caribbean Island Where The British Royal Family Vacations (an Abercombrie Kent destination pictured above)

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NOW….

DISNEY IF I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, GET A 7 YEAR EXCLUSIVE CONTRACT….(NO I.P.O. and NO DISNEY STOCK)….. I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, WILL HIRE MY “ACTORS”….

Plus….I, Renee Ashley Baker, have found a “fabulous” house that I want to BUY on the French Riviera (on the Cote d’Azur) and I’ll buy this house with my “out of court settlement” (minimum $60 Million Dollars) or I’ll buy the house on the French Riviera with the $30 Million Dollars that I’m getting through the 70% sale of Erma French Perfume and Design, which I’ll headquarter in France and will hopefully sell to The Wertheimers)….

(NOW SCROLL DOWN TO READ RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S “D”)

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Renee Ashley Baker News! #Hot Topics, #Hot Celebrity News, #Celebrity News, #Entertainment News, #Music Entertainment News….

March 27, 2014

Four Seasons Hotel Atlanta

Renee Ashley Baker’s Accommodations in Atlanta
(The Four Seasons Hotel….)

Presidential Suite Atlanta Four Seasons

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MARCH 28, 2014 (FRIDAY)

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER WILL HAVE HER WEBSITES AND HER CAREER BY HERSELF…MEANING…RENEE ASHLEY BAKER WILL STAND IN THE SPOTLIGHT ALONE AND WILL NOT, NOT, “SHARE THE BILL”…..I’LL BE SETTLING MY “LAWSUIT” OUT OF COURT…..

VIEW RENEE’S NEW WIX SITE (click link below):

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http://reneeashleybaker2.wix.com/reneelive

Happy New Year MEN ! Quick tips on #Health, #Finance, #Employment, #Kids, and #Winter Preparedness

January 2, 2014

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above, my Mother….the beautiful Mrs. A/B aka Erma/Irma…. (CLICK ON PHOTO ABOVE TO VISIT “THE ERMA FOUNDATION”)

I, Renee Ashley Baker often tell people that though I am “my Mother’s Daughter”…I, Renee Ashley Baker, will always be my Father’s PRINCESS (my Father being Mr. Ashley)….

MEN’S HISTORY…..

MEN FOR THE FATHER AND MEN FOR THE SON

Joseph P Kennedy

Walt_Disney

Howard Hughes

John D Rockefeller

Baron Elie de Rothschild

Pierre Wertheimer co founder of Chanel Corp

Aristotle Onassis

AND…

THE NEW ROBBER BARONS aka TYCOONS…

Rupert Murdoch

Bill Gates 2

Bill Gates

Mr Idei Chairman of Sony Corp

Richard Branson

Amazons Jeff Bezos

Peter Oppenheimer

MEN WHO MEET…..

Aspen Ideas Festival 2014

Walter Isaacson

above, Walter Isaacson founder of the Aspen Ideas Institute

and ….

MEN WHO ARE BROTHERS…..

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My BROTHER JAMES was my HERO….

MY BROTHER James was (from age 3) raised in St. Louis Missouri and he liked the finer things of life (He counted as his friends a real Dupont and a first cousin of U.S. Senator Julian Bond). My BROTHER James was also career Air Force and he and “ran a department” for the city of New York. My BROTHER often called me (his sister Renee) a GOLD BRICK…..

and…..

MEN WHO ARE POLITICAL BROTHERS….

Black Protest

Remember This PROTEST ? I remember it well….

and….

9 WISDOMS FOR THE NEW YEAR

(From Life’s Little Instruction Book Vol III)

Owls in Love

1. Believe in love at first sight.
2. Never laugh at anyone’s dreams.
3. Start everyday with the most important thing you have to do. Save the less important tasks for later.
4. Never drive while holding a cup of hot coffee between your knees.
5. Keep the porch light on until all the family is in for the night.
6. Don’t overlook life’s small joys while searching for the big ones.
7. Remember that “GREAT LOVE” (and great achievements) involve great risk.
8. Talk slow but think quick.
9. Be the first to fight for a JUST CAUSE…..

MEN WHO HAVE KIDS

MEN WHO HAVE KIDS WANT A SAVINGS PLAN….

“A Penny Earned Is A Penny Saved”

Ceramic Harley Davidson piggy bank at Harley Davidson com

Harley Davidson ceramic piggy bank

The Harley Davidson Motorcycle Rider Rocker at Modern Tribe com

Harley Davidson Motorcycle Rocker at ModernTribe com

MEN’S HEALTH

American Heart Association

MEN’S HEARTS
Cardiac Screening: It’s a good idea to get an ECG before you turn 40. After 40 its every two or three years unless you have a problem. SEE YOUR DOCTOR for details….

MEN’S EMPLOYMENT

The Best Job Book

“Great Jobs For Everyone 50+: Finding Work That Keeps You Happy and Healthy and Pays The Bills” by Kerry Hannon

Great Jobs for Everyone 50 plus by Kerry Hannon

The Best Job Sites

Monster com, CareerBuilder com, JournalismJobs com, and professional sites such as: Beyond com and Linked In com…

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MEN’S READY PREPAREDNESS….

Are You Winter Storm Ready?

THE ULTIMATE CELL PHONE SURVIVAL APP….

SAS Survival Guide phone app at Amazon

SAS Survival Guide (by British Special Forces Officer John Wiseman)
This invaluable phone app includes expet tips that range from “first aid” to “emergency foraging”. It also contains a useful modern-day SOS alert that converts text messages into Morris Code light signals. Cost: from $3.49 and is available for Android, iOS, Windows Phone, and Blackberry.
Visit: Amazon (Digital Services) to Buy.

AND….

A POCKET GUIDE…..

The Preppers Pocket Guide by Bernie Carr

Ready Preparedness: The Preppers Pocket Guide by Bernie Carr
Visit: Amazon com

ULTIMATE WEATHER WEAR

Technical Advantage Gear

Cold Weather Wear by Technical Advantage Gear
Visit: tadvgear com

ULTIMATE CAR POWER:

Roadside Assistant at Herrington Catalog

Back Up Auto Power by Ultimate Roadside Assistant
Visit: HerringtonCatalog com

SNOWLESS WALKWAY ?

Heat Trak show melting mats

Snow Melting Walkway Mats by Heat Trak
Visit: Heattrak com

AUTO WINDSHIELD ICE SCRAPER

Heated Ice Scraper at Swiss Colony

Heated Ice Scrapper & Defroster
Visit Swiss Colony com

CAR HEAT….

Two In One Car Heater  and Defroster from Swiss Colony

Two In One Car Heater & Defroster
Visit: Swiss Colony com

POWER:

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Back Up Power by Solar Rover Back Up Generator
Visit: SolaRover com

LIGHTS….

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Back Up Lights by Stick Up Bulbs (battery operated)
Visit: Amazon com

MEN’S FAVORITE TOUGH GUY AUTHORS…

Pursuit by Gene Hackman

Gene Hackman

SHOUT OUT TO GENE HACKMAN: Would you like to co-write my “screenplay” (a mystery suspense thriller) about a Navy Seal? The motion picture will be at Disney Studios (hopefully)……

and…the food?

MEN’S FAVORITE MEALS….

Steak House Salad

Steakhouse salad from Parenting Magazine

Visit Parenting com (for recipe)

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Ribbon Microphones from Inta Audio UK

AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST….

MEN’S (AND WOMEN’S) FAVORITE TOUGH GUY DETECTIVE as Executive Produced by Renee Ashley Baker

The song below will not NOT be sung by Rihanna, nor by Madonna, nor by Niki Manaj, nor by Latifa, nor by Jill Scott and NOT by KRSONE and not by Brittany Spears.

I, Renee Ashley Baker, would like the Renee Ashley Baker song (below) to be done by my relative M.S. (I’d like my relative (M.S.) to write (and sing) the “Man’s Rap Verses”….)

PROBLEM ALERT
by
Renee Ashley Baker
copyright 2014 by Renee Ashley Baker
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

(chorus/female singer)

PROBLEM ALERT
PROBLEM ALERT
PROBLEM ALERT
PROBLEM ALERT

(first verses/female singer)

Whenever there’s a problem.
He’ll be there to solve it.
A simple life of mayhem.
Imperious involvement;
He’s added to the mixture.
Just count it off the richter.
Still don’t get the picture
Then HE will REVOLVE it. (Insert Sound: Sound effect/automatic pistol/as HE chambers one).

(chorus/female singer)

PROBLEM ALERT
PROBLEM ALERT
PROBLEM ALERT
PROBLEM ALERT

(Rap Verses/Male Rapper “M.S.” Sings)

(chorus/female singer)

PROBLEM ALERT
PROBLEM ALERT
PROBLEM ALERT
PROBLEM ALERT

(last verses/female singer)

Whenever there’s a problem.
He’ll be there to solve it.
A simple life of mayhem.
Imperious involvement.
A handy problem solver.
SHE thought He would absolve her.
And though He may have “BALLED” HER.
She won’t get His revolver. (Insert Sound: Sound effect/automatic pistol/as HE “chambers” one).

THE END

(The opening and closing “female verses” are sung differently on purpose. The first time “sharp syllables” and the last time “melded, almost “hypnotic”).

IS THIS A MOTION PICTURE? YES, MAYBE….(NOT TELEVISION, NOT UNIVERSAL STUDIOS, NOT WARNER BROS). HOWEVER….MAYBE A MOTION PICTURE “DETECTIVE NOIR COMEDY” TO STAR RENEE ASHLEY BAKER (AND KEVIN COSTNER ?)….AT DISNEY STUDIOS ?

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JUST WHO IS MY RELATIVE “M.S.” ?
(Click on words “Erma French Perfume and Design” BELOW to view MIGUEL)…

Miguel Scott at Tree Sound

View Renee’s new video: “Renee’s New Body”…Awesome! Dance Your Face Off starring Renee Ashley Baker

December 23, 2013

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I RENEE ASHLEY BAKER AM NOT A “GRAND MOTHER” (I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, HAVE NO CHILDREN….SO….)

CLICK LINK BELOW TO VIEW “RENEE’S NEW BODY” http://www.thedanceflick.com/intl/uk/danceyourfaceoff/?id=1387825639476&v=1

#The Million Student March….and Can You Pass This “1912” Test? (“30 Questions from the 8TH GRADE”)…. #Education, #The Erma Foundation, #India, #Ethiopia

August 13, 2013

WHAT’S NEW ?

Dave Merrill and Jeevan Kalanithi of Sifteo Cubes

Sifteo

Above, Dave Merrill and Jeevan Kalanithi (of MIT’s Media Lab) with their invention “Sifteo Cubes”….

below OLD SCHOOL….(“B” is for Baby Blocks)

Baby Blocks

WHAT ELSE IS NEW ?

Sandra Okita with Projo

Above, Sandra Okita (of Columbia University Teacher’s College) with her invention “Projo” aka “projective agent”.

below OLD SCHOOL…. (“B” is for B-9)

Robot B 9

WHAT SHOULD BE NEW?

CLASSROOM-LESS CLASSROOMS….

According to a recent UNESCO study, 57 Million children lack classroom “access”. Here are just two countries that over a MILLION “school-less children”:

1.6 Million in India

1.7 Million in Ethiopia

TEF (THE ERMA FOUNDATION) would like to provide individual learning materials to each household (in India/Ethiopia) where a child is NOT attending school.

MY QUESTION:

Are there teaching computers/learning computers and teaching tablets/learning tablets that work….

(a) With electricity (a plug in learning computer/learning tablet).

(b) With electricity and and wireless router(the internet service would be FREE).

(c) With batteries (rechargeable batteries that would be collected and exchanged on a monthly basis).

?…..?…..?

MY 2ND QUESTION:

How can “learning computers/learning tablets” be distributed to 1,000,000 (school-less)children in India/Ethiopia?

(a) Corporations buy them (at a tax write off) and give them away.

(b) Foundations buy them (at a tax write off) and give them away (holding fundraisers if necessary).

(c) American Families “adopt-a-student” wherein the American family would pay for the “learning computer” or the “learning tablet” and the batteries and the shipping (at a tax write off of course).

?…..?…..?…..

STILL SCHOOL….Can You Spell Disney?

Disney learning games

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NOW….TAKE THE TEST: 30 QUESTIONS FROM A 1912 8TH GRADE EXAM

(CAN YOU PASS?)

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NOW….

VIEW TEF (THE ERMA FOUNDATION)

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Click Photo Above Of Renee Ashley Baker’s Mother (THE BEAUTIFUL MRS. A/B)

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NOW…..

TO MY FRIENDS AND FANS:

Do understand that I, Renee Ashley Baker, will not, NOT be “working in showbusiness” for 2 reasons:

1. I have a physical injury from which I need to “recover”.

2. I am expecting an “out of court settlement” in the amount of $20 Million to $25 Million Dollars and I will be “moving to New York” to throw cocktail parties and to “become a New York Socialite”. And In 2015 I will be moving to Paris France to launch “Erma French Perfume and Design” hopefully with the Wertheimers.

Also…. 3. It is my relatives CL and Miguel (not Renee Ashley Baker) who is in the movie industry and who is in the music industry. And this–is how it is going to stay.

Also…4. Either I, Renee Ashley Baker, “cast/hire” who I want to or I, Renee Ashley Baker, don’t work….(Tom Cruise would have been my choice…Surprise !….Surprise !).

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(nOw….You May ScRoLL Down)

The Rich by Renee Ashley Baker…. (for Memorial Day 2013)

May 20, 2013

Happy Memorial Day

Taps for Soldiers 2

Riderless Horse Military Honor

MILITARY HONORS:

Traditional Honors for Military Men are: Taps and The “Riderless” Horse….

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NOW

ABOUT

THE

RICH

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HOW THE RICH MAKE ROMANCE….

Romance

Renee Is Looking For A Man !

Renee Ashley Baker’s matchmaker is “billionaire matchmaker” Janis Spindel…..

(Renee’s “Man” must be 60-70 years of age, Jewish, NOT in Showbusiness, but a millionaire or billionaire….)

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HOW THE RICH WALK….

Chanel Paris  show

Chanel (with Erma French Perfume and Design soon to follow ?)

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HOW THE RICH WAR ….

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Renee Ashley Baker is looking forward to the next “Star Wars” (from Lucasfilm and Disney)….

HOW THE RICH PLAY (AND PARTY) …..

Gold Mask by Andante

Prince Harry<a

Polo Playing via Prince Harry…..

plus

Coming Soon: The Erma Foundation Gold Mask Ball (to be held in Paris France)…..

HOW THE RICH VACATION…..

Eleuthera Island

Eleuthera Island (where The Royals have fun in the sun)….

HOW THE RICH GIVE AWAY THE BRIDE…..

Chanel Wedding Stationery

Chanel Wedding Cake

Chanel stationery and Chanel Wedding Cake…

HOW THE RICH GUARD THEIR BODIES

The Bodyguard

COLIN TEBBUTT and COLIN TRIMMING (were Personal Protection Officer and Super Intentdent respectively for HRH Princess Diana). Elite Bodyguard Services for “the elite” are: Insite (Chris Falkenberg) and The Steele Foundation (Kirian Fitzgibbons)

HOW THE RICH STAY BEAUTIFUL…..

Creme de la Mer

Le Clerc loose powder travel box

Worth Perfume

Renee Ashley Baker’s Favorites: Creme de la Mer, Le Clerc Travel Compact and Je Reviens (My Mother Erma kept a bottle of Je Reviens “Worth” perfume on her vanity table when I was a little girl living in St. Louis, Missouri. The Je Reivens “Worth” was sent to my Mother Erma from Paris France)…..

HOW THE RICH HANG THEIR WARDROBES….

Studio Becker walk in closet hers

Studio Becker (for Her)

Studio Becker walk in closet his

Studio Becker (for Him)

HOW THE RICH LOVE THEIR BABIES….

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The Baby Spa in London (owned by Laura Sevenus) pampers baby….Right Duchess Kate !

and

HOW THE RICH (and POWERFUL) ENTERTAIN….

(My sister “Miss M” has already been invited to the White House….)

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WHITE HOUSE DINNER MENU….1956

The year, was 1956. President and Mrs. Dwight D. Eisenhower mention as one of their favorites a dinner menu that almost any American citizen can enjoy in his own home.

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be in Washington DC to meet President Obama (hopefully) and to “host some Democratic fundraising parties”….

THE EISENHOWER MENU

Broiled Sirloin Steak
Baked Potatoes Green Beans Green Salade with French Dressing Apple Pie with Cheese Coffee

Decorated Ice Cubes

DECORATED ICE CUBES

Arrange in each section of refrigerator tray a berry, red cherry, piece of lemon or orange slice, or sprig of mint. Then fill with water and freeze as usual. Serve in fruit drinks for holidays and celebrations.

and….

HOW THE RICH VIEW TALENT…

Grammy Nominee Miguel on piano photo

SHOUT OUT TO: Sony Records and Virgin Records. One of you should sign my relative “MIGUEL” (the Grammy nominee) to a “recording contract”. His rendition of “Forget Me Not” is AWESOME!

In the “Forget Me Not” video Miguel will play all the instruments….

(JUST LIKE PATRICE ! )

and…

finally….

HOW THE RICH VIEW “CLASS”….

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Click above on the “classy” photo of the “LADY” who inspired The Erma Foundation (aka Renee Ashley Baker’s Mother an Army Wife and an Air Force Mother )

WANT SECURITY AND AUTOMATION (AT YOUR FINGERTIPS ?)

CONTROL 4

Control 4 home automation

and….

INTRODUCING….

new

from

ATT

“DIGITAL LIFE”….

Personalized Home Security and Automation (For A Whole New Way Of Life)

ATT Digital Life home security

SHOUT OUT:

SHOUT OUT TO ATT AND CONTROL 4….

HOW WOULD ONE OF YOU LIKE TO SPONSOR RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S USTREAM.TV “dating show” ?

(to be taped live from The Hamptons)….

ASKING PRICE: $1.2 Million Dollars (for 12 months).

plus….

SHOUTOUT TO ART COLLECTORS:

I, Renee Ashley Baker, would like to sell (to art collectors) 12 photographs taken by Renee Ashley Baker called “12th Knight”. The Collector may choose from “existing photographs” taken by Renee Ashley Baker or the Collector may choose photographs not yet taken by Renee Ashley Baker.

Asking Price: $1.2 Million Dollars (for 12 photographs).

The Solo…

The Ballerina by Cityrat 59

The Corps…

The Ballet at Jezebel com

(above photographs of Ballet Dancers not photographed by Renee Ashley Baker)

DONALD TRUMP WILL STAY “RUMORED ORGANIZED CRIME” (and away from Renee Ashley Baker) ….JACK WELCH IS “CHICKEN CRAP” (no to jack welch)….MITT ROMNEY IS LITTLE MAGIC UNDERWEAR (no to Mitt Romney)

and no to Warner Bros Records and No to Universal/MCA (Renee Ashley Baker will “stay away” from Warner Bros Records/Interscope and stay away from Universal/MCA)

(RENEE ASHLEY BAKER WILL BE MOVING TO “THE HAMPTONS” and then MOVING TO FRANCE TO WORK IN THE FASHION AND BEAUTY INDUSTRY….NOTE: MY MOTHER IS NOT GOING TO BE ME….)

TO MY FRIENDS PLUS NO TO JACK WELCH…..(Mother’s Day 2013—“Happy Mother’s Day”—To my Mother — By Renee Ashley Baker)

May 4, 2013

House Clipart

DEAR FRIENDS:

re: A BRIDGE LOAN (ON REAL ESTATE)

I, Renee Ashley Baker, “may” need a $1 Million Dollar “real estate loan” for 3-5 years (until my lawsuit is settled).

TERMS: A 3-5 year “promissory note”.

COLLATERAL: Real Estate
(The “collateral” is residential real estate property that is valued at $1 million dollars). I will “sign” the “promissory note” (for $1 million dollars) in 30 days. (I’ll have a “real estate closing” in 30 days in New York and the $1 million dollars will be used to purchase the residentential property.)
No books–No song lyrics. Neither books nor song lyrics will be given as “collateral” for this million dollar loan. . . .
P.S. I, Renee Ashley Baker, will not, NOT be doing any business with Jack Welch. (I said “Wertheimer” NOT Jack Welch). Jack Welch will not, NOT be financing anything for Renee Ashley Baker. Jack Welch will not be financing Renee Ashley Baker’s companies. Jack Welch will not be financing Renee Ashley Baker’s real estate purchases. And…still “NO” to Oprah Winfrey. No to John Elway, No to the “the Phipps family”. No to Eminem, No to Dr. Dre. No to Jill Scott. No to Madonna, No to Beyonce, No to Jay-Z, No to Sean Puffy Combs, No to Simon & Schuster, No to California, No to Geffen, No to Dreamworks, No to NBC, No to ABC, No to CBS, NO to Christie Brinkley. No to Gail King, No to Pam Grier, No to Charlize Theron, No to Melanie Griffith, No to Kim Basinger, NO to Meryl Streep. No to Lady Gaga. No to Universal/MCA and No to Warner Bros/Interscope. NO TO MITT ROMNEY. NO TO DONALD TRUMP. NO TO ALL OTHERS I’VE PREVIOUSLY SAID “NO” TO. AND NO TO CHRISTINA AGUILLERA.

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“IN DEFENSE OF PRESIDENT OBAMA”

by

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER

The Buck Stops Where ?

President Obama in Oval Office

I, Renee Ashley Baker, have grown “fond” of President Obama (the 56th Inaugurated President of the United States). And not just because some Chick-fil-a driver sat parked out in front of this public library and told me in a nasty, curt, tone of voice, that I’d better start liking Chick-fil-a…. (“TAKE THAT CHICKEN CRAP BACK OKAY”)…. This pre- Mother’s Day post is about those “P-Whipped” you-know-whats who did not DIS-OBEY ORDERS and “hop in their F-18’s” and “give aid”….. I ask: What Were We Doing In Benghazi In The First Place? (SomeBody made a joke and said that Ambassador Stevens went back to the Benghazi Consulate on September 10th to “get some gold bars”….)

Seriously though….I believe these “cockamamie” hearings are just another attempt to “harass” President Obama and thwart Hilary Clinton’s bid for President in 2016.

THE PLAYERS….

PRESIDENT OBAMA (COMMANDER IN CHIEF)

President Obama 2

What? Did I hear President Obama say, “Do Whatever Is Necessary….By Whatever Means Necessary”? (President Obama said this upon his getting “news” of the Benghazi “situation”).

Secretary of Defense Leon Panetta (The Pentagon)

Panetta Gives Speech On  Leadership and Public Service

What was Secretary of Defense Leon doing? What was “HE” doing all that time prior to and during the “Benghazi attacks”? Was he just “sitting” in the Sit Room (Situation Room) aka MC (Mission Control) ?

Secretary of State Hillary Clinton (aka “Hillary”)

US secretary of state, Hillary Clinton

Hillary already “fell on her sword” and took full “credit” for “Benghazi”….SO–what are these goddamn stupid hearings about? (Maybe they should be about why we were in Benghazi in the first place….)

General Patraeus (Director of the CIA)

CIA Director Patraeus

Why was there no “intel” about the “Benghazi attack” ? Why was there no “Jack Bauer” phoning in, on his trusted cell phone, ( to the SEC DEF) the “details” about what was planned to “go down” in Benghazi ?

JUST WHAT REALLY WAS GOING ON IN BENGHAZI ?

(aka THE AFTERMATH)

Benghazi Consulate Before

Benghazi Consulate before

There was absolutely “no security” around the Benghazi consulate. Why? What REALLY was going on there? Up to “no good” I suspect. I suspect that there was something “no good” (aka “ILLEGAL”) going on at the CIA Annex and that whatever was going on in there was the reason for the RETALIATION at the Benghazi Consulate. (It has been said that the CIA Annex was being used to “hold–detain–and TORTURE suspected terrorists”. If so–then– I guess we got what we deserved).

Map of Benghazi

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Benghazi Consulate After…..

Benghazi Consulate after

Benghazi Consulate Being Investigated

Benghazi Consulate being investigated

WHY?

WHY DID AMBASSADOR STEVENS RETURN TO WHAT EVEN “HE” DESCRIBED AS AN “ANTICIPATED INCENDIARY HOTBED”….

U S Ambassador Chris Stevens

Why didn’t Ambassador Stevens bring, with him, on September 10, 2012, TRANSPORT to EVACUATE the three remaining “staff” at the Benghazi Consulate?…..

anyway……

I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, will be moving to Paris France…
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and also this week let us not forget “Mummy”…. (On Mother’s Day)

F L O W E R S

Pro Flowers Mothers Day Flowers with Purple Vase

Or….a gift for Mommy (diamonds…. from Tiffany & Co)
Mothers Day 1920s by Tiffany & Co

“Happy Mother’s Day” to my one and ‘only’ Mother
(Portrait Of A Lady)
–Signed Renee Ashley Baker

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(above Renee Ashley Baker’s Mother–The Beautiful Mrs A– wearing REAL diamond pendant and 24 kt gold rings….Click photo above to view “The Erma Foundation”…..)

ABOUT MY MOTHER:

1. My Mother Erma/Irma made me French toast for breakfast when I was a little girl (in St. Louis Missouri).

2. My Mother Erma/Irma was a “ballet mother” who paid for my “ballet lessons” (starting at age 7 and I danced “en pointe” at the age of 9).

3. My Mother Erma/Irma used to let the neighborhood children come to her house–to her 4 bedroom mini-mansion to watch “color tv”. My Mother’s mini-mansion had been brought over piece from Paris France to St. Louis Missouri by a Jewish millionaire. (My Mother Erma/Irma had the only “color tv” on the block at that time back in the early 1960’s).

4. My Mother Erma/Irma never, never drank alcohol, she never smoked cigerettes, she never told lies and she didn’t steal. (In fact, Mother would always repeat that old adage “If you lie you’ll steal and if you steal you’ll tell a lie”…)

5. My Mother Erma/Irma was an Army wife and an Air Force Mother. (Mother was also an “Eastern Star”).

6. My Mother didn’t like Italians. (I guess this is why I, Renee Ashley Baker, don’t “care for” Italian Men).

7. My Mother Erma/Irma had beautiful gardens. In St. Louis, strangers would stop their cars, come and knock on our door, and ask my Mother Erma/Irma how she got her “rose bushes” to grow so beautifully. (Mother’s fur storer–Mr. Lloyd of Marks Lloyd furs in Cherry Creek–would also comment on my Mother’s beautiful “pink rose bushes”. (My Mother’s “crocodile heels” and “mink strollers” were coveted by me and hopefully I’ve captured some of my Mother’s things –in photographs–and in elegance and in mystery — on my FLICKR page.

8. My Mother Erma/Irma was a “life long Democrat”. (Which is why I, Renee Ashley BAker, will once again become a “registered Democrat”).

9. My Mother’s Foundation (The Erma/Irma Foundation) will be headquartered on the “upper east side” of New York City. And my Mother’s “Erma French Perfume and Design” will be headquartered in Paris France.

Mothers Christofle Tea Service

My Mother Erma/Irma’s Sterling Silver Tea Service (like I said–I, Renee Ashley Baker, used to polish my Mother Erma/Irma’s Silver….)

Mahalia Jackson Sings

Mahlia Jackson (My Mother Erma/Irma’s Favorite Singer) Click Photo Above To Listen….

Mahalia Jackson The Best Of

“The Best Of Mahlia Jackson”….Click Photo Above To View Video…..

NOW….FOR FAMILY FUN …..

Renee Ashley Baker’s Favorite Photo Printer (from 1963 – 2013)….

Polaroid GL 10 mobile printer

Poloroid GL 10 — poloroid com
(A Mobile Printer for “Family Reunions” “Parties” “Etc”

NEW OFFICIAL WEBSITE ! (Erma French Perfume and Design, Lady Allegro and Renee Ashley Baker)

February 11, 2013

To View My New “Wix” Website Click Photo of Lady Allegro/Renee Ashley Baker Below:

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Renee Ashley Bakers Mother 1925-1985

CoCo Chanel

Thank you Mummy for my “ballet lessons”…..Thank you Mme Chanel for my “perfume line”….

Still “NO” to Beyonce, NO to Oprah, NO to Gale/Gail, NO to Madonna, NO to Angelina Jolie, NO to Julia Roberts, NO to Charlize Theron, NO to Warner Bros, NO to Universal, NO to the television Networks (NO to ABC, No to CBS, NO to NBC) NO to California, NO to Simon and Schuster…NO to Meryl Streep.