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“Merry Christmas!” (and “Happy Hanukkah!”) by Renee Ashley Baker

December 15, 2010

  

   Renee’s  Christmas 2010 with Family–meaning relatives! 

  (So–What–I’m Stupid Too!  Some will have to Excuuuuuuuse me!)

                Signed Renee       

http://www.myspace.com/reneebakerstudios/blog/541360367

1000 (99) Kennedy Documents (click link below)

  P L U S  . . . . “Good-bye” To Blake  Edwards (Below)

 

 

 

 

 

 Christmas Song by Renee Ashley Baker (click link ):  https://reneeashleybaker.wordpress.com/2009/11/30/cyber-monday-online-shopping-plus-an-online-christmas-song-songwriting-contest/

above, Renee Ashley Baker’s beautiful  Mother (Mrs. Ashley)

              Dear Mother:

              I say,  “Merry Christmas Mother” because you made me French toast on Christmas morning (and because you made me French toast every morning when I was a little girl growing up in your house in St. Louis, Missouri).

               I say, “Merry Christmas Mother”  because you made every Christmas a happy and memorable one as I shall never forget your endless gifts to me of bubble bath and bath salts, nightgowns with matching robe and house slippers, necklaces and watches, and cameras and tape recorders.

                   I say, “Merry Christmas Mother” because I remember, even now, the beautiful colors, of the wheel that lit your silver Christmas tree and lit (warmly) the beautifully wrapped packages that you had carefully placed underneath it (year after year after year).

                    I say, “Merry Christmas Mother” because the smell of your Nestle Toll House Cookies and apple pies wafted through  the house every Christmas as I sipped iced tea through a straw out of one of your colorful plastic tumblers .  (I was only two years old at that time but it wasn’t until I was older that I got to drink out of the crystal glasses that my brother “James” brought to my mother from Germany.  The same crystal glasses (with the gold rims) that my brother would play music on whenever he came home for Christmas.  (Note:  It is my same brother–James–who was in the U.S. Air Force,  who did some “secret work” for the U.S. Secret Service,  who was friends with a real ‘Dupont’, and who lived on Fifth Avenue in New York just a few short blocks away from the Fifth Avenue apartment of  former First Lady Jackie KENNEDY  Onassis. . . .).

                     I say, “Merry Christmas Mother”  because you  were always beautiful and because I love you and because it is you who Royalty, the jet set, and other  “very important people”  will see when they look at this website and when they look at me.

Note:  My Mother (Mrs. Ashley pictured above) wore silk dresses and crocodile heels; wore real diamond jewelry (pictured above), wore a real leopard coat and  owned a  real sterling silver tea set (not silver plate).  My Mother (Mrs. Ashley pictured above) was an Eastern Star (the female equivalent of a Mason) and –My Mother (Mrs. Ashley pictured above)  was born in the great year (with Bentley) of  1 9 1 9. . . .
 

 For down to the wire last minute Christmas shopping Renee Ashley Baker’s  beautiful mother (Mrs. Ashley pictured above) recommends:

 

 

   

 

 

 

 

 

    McQueen’s Crocodile Shoes                  Cost:  $ 3,000

   Bentley (founded 1919 )                        Cost:  $190,000

                                                       and. . . .

                                     (Mother  also  recommends)

          

 

 

 

 

 

Jane Seymour’s Diamond “Z”                                     Chanel Gift Box Set

 (sold exclusively at KAY )                   ( sold at fine department stores)

                                                             

and  Christmas Charity (In England)

                                     “The Man Who Would Be King”

HRH has two charities he loves:  Duchy Originals (headed by Andrew Baker) and The Prince’s Trust (headed by Martina Wilburn).   Merry Christmas to HRH Prince Charles,  HRH Prince William ,  HRH Prince Harry and. . . . Merry Christmas to THE QUEEN  !

 

 

                                      f a s h i o n    w a l k s

                                 FASHION  WALKS  FOR   AUTISM

                                                        by 

                                         Renee Ashley Baker 

             While in New York   I, Renee Ashley Baker, want to set up (organize) a fund raiser to benefit autism.  (To benefit my autism research foundation:  “Special Olympics 2”).    I will name  my annual fund raiser (held both in New York and in Paris France) “Fashion Walks For Autism”.  . . .

                                                       a n d 

                                       HAPPY   HANUKKAH !                    

                         and

 

NOW  FOR  RENEE’S  FAVORITE  CHRISTMAS  DESSERT?  

                                                 why  Jello (of course)

                  

RECIPE:  Pink Champage Sorbet!

click link: http://www.ifood.tv/network/pink_jello/recipes

                                                           now 

                                                      for  you

                                       CHRISTMAS   MUSIC

                                      (and the winners are)

  

FROM THE FIRST ANNUAL “RENEE ASHLEY BAKER CHRISTMAS SONG  SONGWRITING CONTEST”:

To Listen To The Winners (click here): http://www.myspace.com/reneebakerstudios/blog/522364884

 

 

p l u s. . . .

                                   “I  hear  Angels’  voices”

 To Hear Them (click link):

http://www.myspace.com/reneebakerstudios/blog/541252738

 

                                                              and. . . .

                              “Twas The Drunk Tank On Christmas”

                                                                by

                                            Renee Ashley Baker

                                            (to read click link below)

          http://www.myspace.com/reneebakerstudios/blog/541253591

                                                         and

                               What Does Renee Want for Christmas? 

                                 Well, Renee Ashley Baker wants. . .

From Janis Spindel:  I’d like Janis Spindel to “find me a husband” for FREE.  (He has to be Caucasian/Jewish–and be — alas–a millionaire). . . .

From:  Mr. Jimmy Choo:  I’d like Mr. Jimmy Choo (Princess Diana’s shoe maker) to come to my wedding reception in the south of France (on the yacht  Christina O ?).

From Tiffany & Co:  I’d like to design crocodile handbags for Tiffany & Co. . . .They’ll look like my mother’s crocodile handbag. (And  I’d like Princess Kate Middleton to carry one of the crocodile handbags designed by Renee Ashley Baker. . . .)

From Chanel:  I’d like Chanel Corporation to manufacture  my perfume line (Renee #9).   Chanel Corporation would  OWN my perfume line and the profits would  be split as follows 30/70 . . .(30%  to Renee Ashley Baker and 70% to Chanel corporation)

                                       MORE  GIFT  SUGGESTIONS ?

(the Nikon Coolpix for great holiday photos)

(Posterbrain for making posters of great holiday photos)

 P L U S

Renee’s   Nutcracker. . . .

 

 

 

 

                                                      

 

. . . .   Renee’s    Ballet

                                 The Moscow Ballet in “The Nutcracker”

                                              

 

 

 

and

 

    “Good-bye Blake Edwards”  from Renee Ashley Baker

 

                             

  
 

Santa 2

 

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Happy Mother’s Day by Renee Ashley Baker

May 6, 2010

 

View MySpace Mother’s Day

MY SPACE MOTHER\’S DAY

 

Happy  Mother’s  Day  Miss  Rose….

(above, Elizabeth Rose Kennedy and President John F. Kennedy)

plus….

FOR MOM (From The Kids)

 

Mother’s Day Brunch (in New York):  The Golden Egg?

NORMA’S  (inside Le Parker Meridian) serves the omlet of  ALL omlets.  Mom will love it if–cost is no object. (Cost: $1,000)

 2. Mother’s Day Lunch (in New York):  The Cheesiest For Mom?

NINOS Caviar Pizza– Cost $1,000– and must be ordered 24 hours in advance.   This delicious delight includes  lobster, creme fraiche, and each slice contains 2oz of  Petrossian Beluga Caviar!  Ymmmm…. 

3.  Mother’s Day Dinner (in Scandinavia):  The Best for Mom? 

NOMA in Copenhagen Denmark was recently voted the “Best Restaurant In The World”….

plus….

FOR MOM (FROM DAD) 

Always Chanel  (by Karl Lagerfeld)

plus…Renee Perfume by Chanel ?

(Or in the meantime try that fabulous Chanel #5 !)

also….For Mom (from Dad)

Samantha Thavasa handbag  (by Tinsley Mortimer)

 plus….For Mom (from the grand kids)

18kt gold ice cream from Serendipity (New York)

Cost:  $25,000

and….

The Queen ….

Queen Elizabeth With Grandsons (the Heir and the Spare)
HAPPY  MOTHER’S  DAY  QUEEN  ELIZABETH
 
plus….

Renee Ashley's mother--Mrs Ashley--the Queen (Too)

 (above, Renee Ashley Baker’s mother, Mrs. Ashley,  at a party in the Hamptons )

              Every Sunday and every Mother’s Day my mother Mrs. Ashley (pictured above) brunched at the Brown Palace Hotel in Denver….P.S . My mother (pictured above) ‘hated’ the name Gale/Gail….SO…

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOTHER FROM RENEE ASHLEY BAKER….

plus….

HAPPY  MOTHER’S  DAY  TO  “C’s”  MOM  (wink)….

plus….

Happy Mother’s Day To:

Mel Gibson’s Kids Mom (from Renee Ashley Baker)

plus….

What Mother Could Not Love This Darling Baby…

(above, Billionaire, Genius, Philanthrapist Howard Hughes as an infant)

plus….

Call Mom (using Renee Ashley Baker’s AT & T)

For Mom Flowers (of course)….

 

 

 

OTHER  GIFT  IDEAS  FOR  MOM:

Fitness?

Jonathan Urla pilates for beginners  (DVD)

(Renee Ashley Baker’s exercise routine is Nordic Track Ski Machine,  Ballet Bar and Jonathan Urla Pilates…)

  Funny Video? 

 Why not make MOM laugh with a Video (new and so so easy is Toufee Video Maker. Toufee was founded by a genius entrepreneur from India.  Click Link Below for a 7 minute tutorial)

 TOUFEE FLASH VIDEO MAKER TUTORIAL

View “Contest” For Mother’s Day….

http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.ListAll&friendId=50830403

About Renee Ashley Baker’s Mother (plus “Good-bye Lynn Redgrave”)

May 3, 2010

 

pictured :  Renee Ashley Baker’s  mother (Mrs. Ashley) wearing her ‘real’ diamond pendant and ‘real’  yellow gold rings, earrings and watch  (also pictured are  Mrs. Ashley’s  crystal  from Germany  and  her Hummel from Germany ….

 re: MOTHER’S DAY 

When I, Renee Ashley Baker,  was a little girl my mother Mrs. Ashley  (pictured above) would make me FRENCH TOAST for breakfast. 

 When I was a girl growning up my mother had, in her mini mansion (in St. Louis ) various pets.   Such as:  a canary, a parakeet, gold fish in a large acquarium, and several dogs and puppies.  (In fact–during the mid-1960’s one of my mother’s pets  was a pure bred Beagle that looked just like the one President Lyndon Johnson had in the White House at the time. Unfortunately he– the  Beagle — met the fate of  President Clinton’s “Buddy”)…

For Mothers’  Day —  I am going to offer a contest.  A  free poster of ‘YOUR  MOTHER’ –from PosterBrain–to anyone who can name any one of my mother’s pets. (You can make your guess  before ,  on,  or  until the following week after,  Mother’s Day). 

plus….

“Good-bye Lynn Redgrave”   from Renee Ashley Baker

 

plus….

     LISTEN TO:  CUPID  CUPID   (click link below) 

http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.ListAll&friendId=50830403

 

For Wednesday….Merry Christmas

December 22, 2009

John, Robert, Edward ….

Eunice Kennedy Shriver

Renee Ashley's mother--Mrs Ashley--the Queen (Too)

Renee Ashley Baker’s Aside: “My mother–Mrs. Ashley– had steak on the stove when I came home from school. My mother–Mrs. Ashley– had great fashion style (Her stores were Stix, Baer, Fuller and Famous Barr in St. Louis). My mother–Mrs. Ashley–brunched every Sunday at the Brown Palace Hotel (In Denver). My mother–Mrs. Ashley, is pictured above at a party in The Hamptons….

PLUS….THE SHEPHERDS

THE STORY OF THE CANDY CANE

Of all the beautiful traditions of Christmas, few are so ancient in the meaning and so rich in the symbolism as the Candy Cane.

Christmas Tree decorations in Europe, from wich our tradition comes, were customarily made of food–principally cookies and candy. This symbolically expresses thanks for our daily bread as well as providing a treat for children. Thus, the shepherd’s crook became the candy cane.

Candy Canes on the Christmas Tree symbolize the Shepherds in the field on that first Christmas night–Shepherds who heard the angel chorus and came to worship at the crib of the newborn King.
–Bob’s Candy Canes (Minnesota)

PLUS….THE MERMAID

Renee Ashley Baker as Mermaid

plus….

I, Renee Ashley Baker, have 100 “love matches” on eHarmony. So–I’ll be calling you guys!

Plus…. Merry Christmas (and Much Love) To All Of My Men, My 21 Companies (which includes Chanel–“Renee Perfume by Chanel”, Jimmy Choo, AT&T, IBM, Yahoo/Bing, Rolex of Switzerland, and Swarovski for a line of jewelry boxes to be designed by Renee Ashley Baker called, “Pandora’s Box”….)

Plus….Did You Know?

Did you know that the Christmas Song “I Heard The Bells On Christmas Day” was written by Henry Wadsworth Longfellow and was originally called “Christmas Bells”? And–that the same song “I Heard The Bells On Christmas Day” was written during the Civil War and has two verses that were removed because they referred to the war….

WINNERS! SONGWRITING CONTEST!

I, Renee Ashley Baker, have selected/chosen the winners for my First Annual “Christmas Song Songwriting Contest (on MySpace)”….

To Hear The Winners Visit My Blog At: http://www.Myspace.com/ReneeBakerStudios

OR LOG ONTO:
http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.ListAll&friendId=50830403

QUEEN II: Queen Elizabeth’s WarHorse….

October 21, 2009
Holloween Pumpkin #2 by Zero79 (on Flickr)

Holloween Pumpkin #2 by Zero79 (on Flickr)

Renee Ashley's mother--Mrs Ashley--the Queen (Too)

Renee Ashley's mother--Mrs Ashley--the Queen (Too)

White Rocking Horse by sf2London (on Flickr)

White Rocking Horse by sf2London (on Flickr)

Question ?

Q: A “White Rocking Horse” Like The White Rocking Horse Above Is Seen In the Last Scene of What James Bond Thriller?

PLUS….

WARHORSE 2

Queen Elizabeth II and Prince Philip

Queen Elizabeth II and Prince Philip

Queen Elizabeth II

Queen Elizabeth II

Queen Elizabeth II and Prince Philip stop the show as they arrive late at the London Premier of the “WarHorse”….(Queen Elizabeth II by THE REX….)

Plus….

New “MM” Photos Discovered….

Marilyn Monroe by Ed Clark

Marilyn Monroe by Ed Clark

And…Some New CRYPT–OLOGY?

The price for spending eternity above Marilyn Monroe is $4.5 million….That is how much the “crypt” directly above the actress went for in an online auction that was held August 14 on Ebay. The ebay.com listing said the space at Westwood Village Memorial Park Cemetery above Monroe is being vacated, making room for someone else. The ‘listing’ also offers the detail that the current occupant is “looking face down on” Monroe….Note: Bidding for the auction started at $500,000….

Plus….

ABOUT RENEE ASHEY’S MOTHER (MRS ASHLEY)

1. Renee Ashley Baker’s mother (Mrs. Ashley) is pictured above.
2. Renee Ashley Baker’s mother (Mrs. Ashley) is with Royalty.
3. Renee Ashley Baker’s mother (Mrs. Ashley) is a Queen Too.
4. Renee Ashley Baker’s mother (Mrs. Ashley) partied in The Hamptons (New York).
5. Renee Ashley Baker’s mother (Mrs. Ashley) brunched every Sunday at the Brown Palace Hotel (in Denver).
6. Renee Ashey Baker’s mother (Mrs. Ashley) always hated California.
7. Renee Ashley Baker’s mother–Mrs. Ashley– married my father (Mr. Ashley) who was a “Mason”.
8. Renee Ashley Baker’s mother (Mrs Ashley) had steak on the stove when I came home from school.
9. Renee Ashley Baker’s mother (Mrs. Ashley) always wore her silk dresses, pearls and high heels when I came home from school (she llooked like June Cleaver).
10. Renee Ashley Baker’s mother (Mrs. Ashley) had a $250,000 Estate and she left Renee Ashley/Renee Ashley Baker $50,000 from her $250,000 Estate.
11. Renee Ashley Baker’s mother (Mrs. Ashley) hated the name Gale/Gail….
Note: Renee Ashley Baker will sign a contract with Ford Modeling Agency for representation to 21 Companies as a ‘Spokes Model’ –and for $21 million dollars to be paid to Renee Ashey Baker. (Renee Ashley Baker “hates” California and Renee Ashley Baker will be moving to Germany….)

NOTE 2: THE “21” COMPANIES (THAT BELONG TO RENEE ASHLEY BAKER AND TO RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S MOTHER–MRS ASHLEY. THESE 21 COMPANIES ARE “NOT” GALE’S/ NOT GAIL’S AND GALE/GAIL IS “NOT” GOING TO GET ANYTHING FROM THESE 21 COMPANIES…):
1. Faberge (Russia)
2 Mikimoto (Japan)
3. Grosvenor Furs of Canada (Represented by Albert Furs)
4. Shonbek Chandeliers (Germany)
5. Rolex (Switzerland)
6. Bang & Olufson (Denmark)
7. Burberry (England)
8. Jimmy Choo (England)
9. Chane/Chanel Cosmeticsl/Renee Perfume by Chanel (France) 10.Hermes/St. Louis Cristal (France)
11. Moet Champagne/Louis Vuitton (France)
12. Hagen Daz (USA/Jewish)
13. Neiman marcus (USA/Jewish)
14. Creme de La Mer (USA/Jewish)
15. Yahoo not Google (and eventually a seat on the Board of Directors of Yahoo)
16. AT&T/BlackJack Phone (USA)
17. MSN/Microsoft (USA)
18. General Motors (USA)
19. IBM (USA)
20. Swarovski (For The Royal Family of Austria)
21.

ELVIS RUMORS: True or False ?

July 7, 2009

 

 

Elvis Presley

ELVIS: The King Of Rock and Roll

Rumor/Urban Legend (Folklore or Fact):   That—Elvis Presley learned to sing  — in a “gospel church”– when he was just  a little boy.

Answer/Report:  True.   Elvis Presley–at ages 3,4,5  years old–  would   come into the ‘Church of God In Christ’  that my mother (Mrs Ashley) was a member of  and  attended. (My mother attended  every Sunday)….  My  brother— the brother who “did work”  for the U.S. Secret Service—- was almost the same age as Elvis.   My  brother and Elvis used to play together–in this  Tupelo Mississippi church !

Elvis: 1956,Year In Gold

ELVIS  DOLL:  Gold (1956)

the-beautiful-mrs-b

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S  MOTHER (Gold in 1939):  Mrs. Ashley (aka Mrs B) at a “white wine/champagne” cocktail party in  ‘the Hamptons’  (on Long Island)…..

About My Mother :

I have one mother (and one mother only) and she– is Mrs. Ashley (now deceased)….  My mother (Mrs Ashley) became a wife and mother at a very, very,  young age.   In 1939– like a “bat outa hell”  my mother ran — with my brother  (“faster than a speeding locamotive”) — OUT– of  Tupelo Mississippi…..  By the time Elvis made his television debut in 1956  (on the “Ed Sullivan Show”)  my mother (Mrs Ashley) had been living in St. Louis, Missouri  for almost 20 years….   “Elvis”  my mother told me, “used to stand in the back of the church and pat his hands and sing”….

Ed Sullivan Show

Sulllivan Show (Elvis made his TV debut in 1956)

Scotty Moore by nhphoto on Flickr

Guitarist Scotty Moore (hired by Elvis  in 1956) 

P.S.  To Snopes:

Dear Snopes:

Please feel free to run this “urban legend” (and answer) on your website.  You can email me for specifics such as  name of church and year (in Tupelo Mississippi).  Oh–and a quick question from me to you–“Can you gimme and ad on your website?  On credit?”

MY  AD  HERE ?

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