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MEMORIAL DAY: A Pitch: “D”…. starring Renee Ashley Baker (and Mel Gibson?)…. and YES I Want Sony Red Music and YES to Disney” but NO TO SHARON STONE, NO TO MERYL STREEP, NO TO CHARLIZE THERON AND NO TO MADONNA.

May 18, 2014

P A System

The P.A. System came on; SHE (the “C.O.”) spoke:

“Don’t do anything he says; HE’S Crazy!”

Damn her. Bob pushed his own “P.A.” button and spoke:

“Is everybody gonna do what I say?”

“YES !” The 12 Person unit RESOUNDED in unison.

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Shout Out To Leila: I’d Like To Write A Part For You….(?????)

Leila 1

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Leila Hatami

Leila 4

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FRANCE NEWS! ERMA NEWS ! (plus…. #DRUG USE IN HOLLYWOOD: “I’ll Just Say No” says Renee Ashley Baker )

May 28, 2013

Regines

I’LL SAY YES (TO OPENING A DISCO IN FRANCE!)

Disco in France

P L U S M O R E N E W S…..

The-New-York-Times building

SAY YES (TO PERFUME….)

ERMA FRENCH PERFUME & DESIGN TO LAUNCH !

(AT NEIMAN MARCUS….)

Erma French Perfume and Design will be headquartered in Paris France and will (hopefully) be owned by The Wertheimer Brothers (70%) by Renee Ashley Baker (15%) and by “C” (15%)…. Erma French Perfume and Design consists of: Renee #9 Perfume, Erma’s Beautiful Day Bed (French milled linens), and Ashley Lane Jewelers (original jewelry designs by Renee Ashley Baker selling for $9000-$100,000).

(No ownership by Arie Kopelson, nor by Charles Koppelman, nor by Jack Welch, nor by Donald Trump).

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NOW….I MUST….EXPLAIN….

Drug Addict

May 29, 2013 (Wednesday)

re: THE I R S (JUST SAY NO)

I, Renee Ashley Baker, don’t want to lose any of my “friends and fans” so I’ve decided to “explain” a few things. There used to be a thing on a motion picture called a “dope budget”. This “budget” was a “hidden expense” whereby drug addicted movie stars could get the movie they were working on to “pay for their illegal drug habit”. Now–what seems to be going on–is that “drug dealers and dope runners” are forcing (and I mean FORCING) movie producers to cast their drug addicted “clients”. SAY WHAT! You can imagine why somebody like myself is “JUST SAYING NO” to “drug addicted actors and actresses”. You see, I can’t talk to Christie Brinkly now because I don’t know yet what “they” might be up to; like—trying to turn a “fragile” Alexa into “crack head” Tatum Oneal (???) well, I won’t be a party to it. I think its a shame what has happened to Redmond Oneal (Farrah Fawcett’s son); Tatum Oneal (Ryan Oneal’s daughter); Anna Nicole Smith’s son, and Marie Osmond’s son. I am “still angry” about what was done to “A-list movie star” Whitney Houston. You see, when “drug dealers” get up “nerve enough” to “walk into a bank with cash money” (like they did at HSBC in London) then “drug dealers” will “try and do anything”. (By the way, I believe the IRS was right in trying to “vet” the “tea Party charity organization filings”. I truly believe that “drug dealers” (drug cartels) are going to begin using these “charity organizations” to “launder drug money”. Why? Because contributors to these “tea party charity organizations” can remain UNDISCLOSED. And yes–I do believe “tea partyers” are that STUPID!) So–you see….I’m out. I’m out of the “production” business. I won’t be setting up any movie payrolls nor any TV payrolls. No payrolls unless they are “fashion industry” payrolls. (I’d still like to do a “FB Show” for Mark Zuckerberg from France–from the French Riviera–for 500,000 shares of “FB Stock”. And I’d “love” to do an “event” for Erma French Perfume and Design (a “Fashion Walks” ) to be held at New York’s Standard Hotel. That is-the Andre Balazs Shelter Island resort where first “sister” Pipa Middleton vacationed ….)

NOW….

p.s. What does cowtown Denver keep bothering me about Beyonce for ? I, Renee Ashley Baker, have no plans to do any projects with Beyonce nor with Jay-Z. Beyonce will not be singing the Renee Ashley Baker song, “DIAMONDS”. (Beyonce is a writer and she can write her own songs). So–you cowtown hillbillies don’t keep saying Beyonce’s name around Denver….Okay?

(I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be in Paris France launching Erma French Perfume and Design with –hopefully–The Wertheimers)

Signed
Renee Ashley Baker aka Renee AB 9

troubled Redmond ONeal in jail

(photo of a “troubled” Redmond Oneal in jail….)

5TH — Fifth Novel Serial by Renee Ashley Baker (Untitled or Title Secret Contingency)

February 6, 2013

Youre Fired

Everyone and Anyone who reads this blog knows of my tendancy to “BOIL OVER”. I want to explain to those who are not in showbusiness that it is illegal–a FEDERAL CRIME –to tell anyone in showbusiness what to do. You cannot tell a writer which publisher to be published by; you cannot tell a movie producer who to cast in his/her motion picture; you cannot tell a “songwriter” who to “give a song to”; you cannot tell someone like myself to forget/forgo an “entertainment conglomerate” and instead become an “indie” and set up a “production company” with “investment banking or hedgefund financing”. (Investment Bankers and Bankers make millions and millions of dollars in fees and interest).

Anyway–the above fiction paragraphs are from my fifth–MY 5th–“novel trilogy” (the fourth being my new “Inspector Jenny” trilogy and the fifth being the one above which is still untitled or “Title Secret Contingency”).

There are many many fine “A-List” movie directors (the DGA must have over 1,000 members).

If–IF–I, Renee Ashley Baker, am the “Leading Lady” in my movies (and I will be) then, I will select, as my leading men: Tom Cruise, Harrison Ford, Bruce Willis, Mel Gibson, Val Kilmer, Richard Gere, Kevin Costner, Leo DiCaprio, Ian McGregor, Will Smith, Nathan Lane, Ben Kingsly, Ian McKlellan, Gene Hackman, Robert Duval, Dustin Hoffman, Daniel Craig, and Sean Connery.

If–If I am casting actresses (and I’m only casting actresses for one or maybe two or posibly three of the five trilogies) I have–on my list: Cate Blanchett, Annette Benning, Sigourney Weaver, Susan Sarandon, Rene Russo, Renee Zellweger, Sandra Bullock, Jessica Lange, Sharon Stone, Ashley Judd, Kate Hudson, Natalie Portman, Nicole Kidman, Meg Ryan, Julianne Moore, Julie Andrews, Sarah Jessica Parker, Ann Hathaway, Emma Thompson , Dame Judi Dench, Dame Helen Mirren, and of course (Duchess ?) Barbra Streisand….

IF and WHEN….IF and WHEN….I, Renee Ashley Baker, am “available” to “COMPLETE THESE NOVELS” I hope they’ll be “published” by HARPER COLLINS (no to Simon & Schuter).

I hope they’ll be published by Harper Collins under my PROPOSED “exclusive” 10 year, $25 Million Dollar a year “UMBRELLA DEAL” with NEWS CORP/20th Century Fox.

Signed
Renee Ashley Baker / Renee AB 9

P.S. I’ll only “write” if–IF I’m residing in my house in France in 2014 (Until then I’ll be residing in Washington DC during 2013 being a “Socialite”. By the way The Wertheimers and The Rothschilds stay ON)….

P.S. P.S. THEY’RE FIRED: NO to Angelina Jolie, NO to Julia Roberts, No to Charlize Theron, NO to Meryl Streep, No to Madonna, NO to Melanie Griffith, NO to Oprah Winfrey, NO to Gale/Gail, NO to ICM, NO to California and NO to all other’s that I, Renee Ashley Baker, have previously said “NO” to. (I am “firing” all of these people because Denver and other “non-showbusiness” CRUD keeps trying to “cast my movies” (while insulting and threatening members of my family). These Cowtown/Shantytown (DENVER) fools keep trying to “run a company with my INTELLECTUAL properties” (when I keep saying “NO”)….

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Estate in France

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Completed…”Belated Good-Byes”… (plus…For Miss “Ethel”….A Documentary)

October 15, 2012

“Good–Bye Arlen and Good–Bye Arthur”
from Renee Ashley Baker

Arlen J. Specter, FIRST KNIGHT

Arlen J. Specter was born in Wichita Kansas to emigrant Russian Jewish parents. He graduated from the University of Pennsylvania and served in the U.S. Air Force during the Korean War…..

and

the

SECOND KNIGHT?

Arthur Ochs Sulzberger (1926 to 2012)

Arthur Ochs Sulzberger “helmed” the New York Times. He “took over” in 1963….
(Arthur Ochs Sulzberger was one of my “12 Trusted Men At The Table”….One of the “J 12”)

and…..Recognize The Chair Cover ?

NEW FUR — NEW VIDEO– GREAT COCO (Chanel, Paris France and Renee Ashley Baker)

September 12, 2012
  • I, Renee Ashley Baker, always have to “clear things up”; So…here I go again….”NO” to underwriters and “NO” to hedgefunds….

    …..Now I will (WILL) be shopping for a “fur coat” when I get to New York in November (2012)….I think I’ll start my search at J Mendel ?

    Below…the fabulous Anna Wintour (of Vogue) wearing white fur….

    (and YES Ms. Wintour your house is one of the houses I’d like to see in New York City….)

    Below the fabulous Ashley Greene wearing a fur jacket….

    Below J Mendel Waistcoat 2012….

    Below J Mendel Fashion Week 2012

    Below On The Rack at J Mendel 2012

    Below “Love Potion #9”

    VIEW NEW VIDEO….
    STARRING….. RENEE ASHLEY BAKER….Click on Video Cam Below To View…..

    YES TO MY JANIS SPINDEL MEN….

    and…. yes to “Fashion and Beauty”… (And So She Goes)….

    The Beautiful Mrs. A

    You see… I, Renee Ashley Baker, have only ONE MOTHER and out of respect for my Mother….

    THE EXCEPTION: My “XM Sirius” radio show to be broadcast from Paris France…..(No to CBS radio)

    Renee Ashley Baker and Her Mother below (Big and Little Chanel)…

    CoCo #9? CoCo Chanel pictured above in 1909…..CoCo discovered and bottled “Chanel #5” aka THE FIFTH ELEMENT…..

    RENEE ASHLEY BAKER WILL BE MOVING TO PARIS FRANCE TO LAUNCH “ERMA FRENCH PERFUME AND DESIGN” (HOPEFULLY WITH THE WERTHEIMER BROTHERS)…..AND TO “GET MARRIED” IN GREECE….on an Island…..

    NOW….

    TO KEEP TRACK OF THE “LITTLE ONES”…..CLICK ON “BRACELET” BELOW……

    SCROLL DOWN……FOR SECURITY (HOME AND BODY)

  • VIDEOS by Renee Ashley Baker….

    June 21, 2012

    SHOUT OUT TO BILL GATES :

    Hi Bill (and Melinda). I, Renee Ashley Baker, would like the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation to give (donate) $5 Million Dollars to THE ERMA FOUNDATION. The Erma Foundation will be headquartered in Paris France (with an office in New York City). I, Renee Ashley Baker, will reside in France and will run the “Erma French Perfume and Design” company (hopefully 70% owned by the owners of Chanel Corporation….) I, Renee Ashley Baker, will become a “citizen of France”….

    (SCROLL DOWN TO VIEW VIDEOS BELOW….)

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    VIDEO 1: “Wildlife in HD (The Remix)” click on horse below…

    VIDEO 2: “Kalimba REMIX” (click on photo below to view)

    VIDEO 3: “Infrared” starring Renee Ashley Baker (click on photo below to view)

    *Renee Ashley Baker will be “moving to Paris France…” (to work for the owners of Chanel Corp ?)

    Still “No” to Universal, “NO” to Warner Bros, “NO” to television, and STILL “NO” to California, NO to Florida, NO to Charlize Theron, NO to Meryl Streep, “NO” to Madonna, NO to ABC, and NO to all others that I, Renee Ashley Baker, have previously said “NO” to….and NO BOOKS….and NO TO THE “MUSIC INDUSTRY”….and NO to Oprah Winfrey…..

    The Queen’s Diamond Jubilee 2012 Plus How England Still Swings With Style….A Look At The “New” English Rose and Other Things British)

    June 5, 2012

    HRH Princess Kate Middleton….
    (the “new” English rose….)

    Of Course, I love England, doesn’t everyone? Because of (and only because of) the Queen’s Diamond Jubilee I have decided to do just one more WordPress post….(THIS ONE)…

    I want to “launch” a fashion and beauty industry company and–I’ve been thinking of “launching” a fashion blog….Of course, the ultimate would be for me to “write a column” for a Fashion Magazine, however, a “fashion blog” might be a good place for me to “break in”….

    So–I have been perusing the style blogs just to see how it is done…And because of the Queen’s Diamond Jubilee I thought I’d take a look at London…I thought I’d take a look at the English blogs to see what the English women were up to “style wise”….What did I find? I found that England still swings…from the “racks”…and…. that there is a “brand new English rose”….
    Signed
    Renee Ashley Baker
    p.s. Long Live The Queen…..

    Now…

    Shall We Begin With:

    “Patriotic Fashions From The Diamond Jubilee” ….

    Chloe, 13, exhibits a “patriotic style” as she watches “the Queen” ride by during the country wide celebration of the Diamond Jubilee 2012….

    An Indoor Celebration During The Diamond Jubilee ?
    (I found this “patrotic” show of foot wear on the English blog Stylist Stuff…)

    Jubilee Jewelry ?
    I found this British Flag necklace on a English jewelry website…the diamonds are real….

    NEXT:

    Fashion Stuff FROM the Style Blogs of London (aka “The New English Rose”)

    False Eye Lashes “Little Flirt” by Benefit….
    I found this photo on the English blog “Stylist Stuff”…
    (The blog’s author is a “stylist” for “celebrities” and for “showbusiness”)

    Ever Seen Nails As English and as Pretty as These ?
    (I found them on the English blog “Kingdom of Style”….)

    For That Queenly Style….Try The English “For Coco” Hat Maker Judy Bentinck
    (chapeaus mixing Anglais with la Francais… pour la tete–ais….okay?)

    Tortoise Sunglasses by House of Harlow in Chelsea
    (found on the English/French blog CoCos Tea Party)

    From The Colony Comes Ugg…
    (Ugg’s spring summer 2012 florals–florals that are a must have now)

    The English Rose Rocks Haute Couture Style Too….

    Sister Socialites Tamra and Petra of New York (and London)

    English Actress Thandie Newton Rocks The LBD

    Diamonds Are Forever?
    (Then They Are Forever At Biddle…Bailey Banks & Biddle of London….)

    Designer Stella — Stella of London
    Or…. Stella of Strawberry Fields
    (Wouldn’t That Be A Great Name For A Perfume? ….”Strawberry Fields”….)

    Designer Betsey….Betsey splits spring summer 2012
    (Now isn’t that “split” just like Betsey Johnson !)

    Burberry….
    (Is This the “new” look of MI5/MI6 ?….New look for the women that is…)

    Wedding Shoe by Jimmy Choo of London
    (Love In Black & White)

    Fiction Or Real ? (You Decide)

    The Beautiful Style of Downton Abbey….photo from Vogue (London)

    Berenice The Bond Girl…
    I Cannot Do A London Post Without “JB” Can I ?…..
    (JB– James Bond–007– On Her Majesty’s Secret Service…That Is….)

    NOW….

    THE ROYALS

    “The Royal Swans”

    Prince Charles and Camilla in a “cookie eating contest” ????

    Royal Purple Granny aka HRH The Queen

    Queen Elizabeth and “The Kids”

    Queen Elizabeth, plus Michelle Obama, Michelle Pfeiffer, The Rich Koch Brothers, Who Should Play Whitney and Bill and— Whatever Happpened To Angela Y Davis?

    June 1, 2012

    Prince Will’s Granny (HRH Queen Elizabeth II….Diamond Jubilee….)

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    and

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    President Obama and First Lady

    above, The President and The First Lady Share A Laugh

    below….The Koch Brothers Share A Smile

    JEWISH BROTHERS….
    These Men have money–they can spend it the way they want to.

    PLUS….

    THE “OTHER” MICHELLE….

    CATWOMAN OR BATWOMAN ?
    Michelle Pfeiffer rules in the cryptic “Vampire” saga “DARK SHADOWS”….
    (I, Renee Ashley Baker, never missed an episode of “Dark Shadows”. Tell me–who plays that “studering” assistant in the movie? You know that “stammering woman” who for some reason Barnaby never bit ?

    PLUS…

    WHO SHOULD PLAY WHITNEY HOUSTON IN THE BIG SCREEN BIOPIC ?

    A Contender To Play Whitney (pretty Paula Patton?)

    Also Being Considered To Play Whitney (pretty Jennifer Hudson)

    Jennifer Hudson’s Bathroom
    (Inside Her New $3 Million Dollar Manse Located Just Outside Chicago….)

    PLUS….

    BILL CLINTON WANTS “WHO” TO PLAY HIM IN THE MOVIE?

    I THOUGHT DENNIS QUAID ALREADY DID….

    AND

    WHAT

    ABOUT

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    BIG SCREEN BIOPIC ABOUT ANGELA DAVIS?

    SOMEBODY IN HOLLYWOOD SHOULD PRODUCE ONE…

    (SCROLL DOWN TO VIEW ONE OF MY CASTING SUGGESTIONS….

    p. s. I ALSO LIKE BRITISH ACTRESS THANDIE NEWTON)

    Whitney: The Woman and Her Style (by Renee Ashley Baker)

    March 11, 2012

    Image HAIR….

    I talked about wearing this “hairstyle” forgetting that Whitney wore it too (several years later) in her video and on her album cover….I talked about wearing this “hairstyle” when I was attending George Washington High School—but—I wore this hairstyle several other times (and several other places)….One of these times was in New York City….It was a Thanksgiving weekend and it rained ALL weekend.  Still, me (Renee Ashley Baker) the “club kid” had to go “disco–ing” ;  So–I headed out–at 10:30 pm to “Aria” (the club that took over for “Studio 54).  And, I actually asked the club owner–the CLUB OWNER HIMSELF!  (in person)  to put my name at the door that night.   I got in. I jumped up on stage and danced ALL NIGHT!   (The “who’s who” of  “New York society” was there….Princess Diane von Furstenberg, some famous actors and some celebrities….) What did I wear?   I, Renee Ashley Baker,  wore the hairstyle Whitney is wearing above, I wore some black & white “drop” earrings,  and I wore a short, tight “white dress” (off the shoulder) with some white opaque stockings and black “suede” high heeled pumps (I’ve always been a “suede Queen”)….

    Do  log onto my Facebook to view my “Whitney Tribute” and read my “challenge” to KC….

    CLICK LINK TO FACEBOOK: http://www.facebook.com/#!/profile.php?id=526156970

    (NOW SCROLL DOWN BELOW FOR INFO ON MY NEWSLETTER )

     

     

     

    Two Songs For Whitney Below …. Good-bye Whitney Houston” from Renee Ashley Baker

    February 12, 2012

                        

                     

                    “Lift Up My Umbrella”  (Whitney’s   Song)

                                                          by

                                        Renee Ashley Baker

    Copyright 2012 by Renee Ashley Baker  ALL  RIGHTS  RESERVED

    Lift up my Umbrella

    Shield me from the rain

    Make my life get better

    Heal me from the pain

    Lift up my Umbrella

    So  that I can fly

    Hold me up   for–ever

    Help me break the ties

    (chorus)

    Good and Godly Ground

    Hear His Holy  Sounds

    He’ll wear gold and white

    He’ll be amplified

    Good and Godly Gains

    Hear his Holy Praise

    His love takes me high

    His love will inspire

    (verse  2)

     Lift up my Umbrella

    Protect me from the storm

    Soul Train up to Heaven

    Drive  me safe from harm

    Lift up my Umbrella

    Free me from this test

    If I don’t survive this

    Lay my soul to rest

    chorus:

    Good and Godly Ground

    Hear His Holy Sounds

    He’ll wear gold and white

    He’ll be amplified

    Good and Godly Gains

    Hear His Holy Praise

    His love takes me high

    His love will inspire

    (repeat chorus to THE END)

    To KC: She was born on August 9, 1963….And I believe, I believe, that it was she–who helped me hold the Umbrella (on that day)….

                                          

     

                     

     

        “Will 

                    You 

                                Be 

                                          My    

     

                                                    Valentine”

       

                  

                    

     

          Whitney was the “Queen of the Video” (meaning–she had hit videos on MTV before  she’d even recorded her first album…)

    p. s.   Dear Whitney:  You  Sang For Me Too…Twice

    Video 1: 

     http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dd3qjpIuuoQ&feature=related

    Video 2:  

     http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFcnGLFGbL8&ob=av2e

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                                                  VALENTINE’S   DAY  

                                                                        2012

     

    Men — haven’t bought a Valentine’s Day gift yet ?

    Buy a gift certificate   (online !)

    Click  Tiffany & Co (A Love Lock Made of Diamonds)

    Link:  www.Tiffany.com

    click Red Envelope (A Heart Shaped Key Ring)

    Link: www.RedEnvelope.com

     

    click pajama gram  ( A Hoodie/Footie  Vermont Teddy Bear ?)

    Link:  www.pajamagram.com

    OR

            

    Buy Bobby Caldwell’s “What You Won’t Do” (for love….) then uploaded onto the ipod and pump it through the stereo….

    Link:  http://www.apple.com/itunes/affiliates/download/?id=115399084

    OR

    BUY  airline tickets (online)

    Have a vacation with your sweetie.  Below are two weeklong getaways to pay for now and partake of later….

    Scandinavia

                               

     

             

     

     

     

                                        

     

    above, Sweden’s  Floating Hotel (Salt & Sill) and Copenhagen’s Floating Hotel  (CPH Living)…is this romantic or what?

    click:  www.saltosill.se

    click:  www.cphliving.com

      OR

    Valentine’s Day  flowers   from

     

    OR

    looking for love?

    Try Renee’s favorite “matchmaker” (Janis Spindel NYC)

    Happy Birthday  President Lincoln

    A new Lincoln museum/campus opens today in Washington D.C. (By the way some 15,000 volumes have been written about Abraham Lincoln….)

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    “Good-Bye  Whitney  Houston”  from Renee Ashley Baker

                                      

     

     

     

     

                                         pearls   by   Japan 

    and 

                                         Amazing Grace: 

          Concert:  http://youtu.be/zSRmz2IGgB8                                              

                                     http://youtu.be/Cgwn1vjNHjE

          

           “Interlude Rap For Nippy ”  (Jesus Love Me)

                            by

              Renee Ashley Baker

    I’m  not  line

    It was 9 who held  the sign

    Call her Nippy, Call her Whitney

    I’m goin  claim her she was mine

    (beat) Had a voice

    That became the People’s Choice

    Like a  crytal  bell that rings

    I’m goin  tell you she could sing

    (beat) Had her fame

    Yes they glorified her name

    What she touched it turned to gold

    I’m goin  tell you so you know

    (beat) Was a Queen

    Now they have to let her be

    She’s gone up to lead the chorus

    Where they sing to Galilee

    chorus:

    Yes–Jesus loves me

    Yes–Jesus loves me

    Yes–Jesus loves me

    For my Whitney told me so…..

    THE END

    [song sheet]

    Jesus Loves Me ! 

    Jesus loves me

    This I know,

    For the Bible tells me so;

    Little ones to Him belong,

    They are weak but He is strong.

    Yes, Jesus loves me!

    Yes, Jesus loves me!

    Yes, Jesus loves me!

    The Bible tells me so.

     
     
     
    Searching for jesus love me song?

     
     
     
     

    (The End)