Posts Tagged ‘movie stars’

5TH — Fifth Novel Serial by Renee Ashley Baker (Untitled or Title Secret Contingency)

February 6, 2013

Youre Fired

Everyone and Anyone who reads this blog knows of my tendancy to “BOIL OVER”. I want to explain to those who are not in showbusiness that it is illegal–a FEDERAL CRIME –to tell anyone in showbusiness what to do. You cannot tell a writer which publisher to be published by; you cannot tell a movie producer who to cast in his/her motion picture; you cannot tell a “songwriter” who to “give a song to”; you cannot tell someone like myself to forget/forgo an “entertainment conglomerate” and instead become an “indie” and set up a “production company” with “investment banking or hedgefund financing”. (Investment Bankers and Bankers make millions and millions of dollars in fees and interest).

Anyway–the above fiction paragraphs are from my fifth–MY 5th–“novel trilogy” (the fourth being my new “Inspector Jenny” trilogy and the fifth being the one above which is still untitled or “Title Secret Contingency”).

There are many many fine “A-List” movie directors (the DGA must have over 1,000 members).

If–IF–I, Renee Ashley Baker, am the “Leading Lady” in my movies (and I will be) then, I will select, as my leading men: Tom Cruise, Harrison Ford, Bruce Willis, Mel Gibson, Val Kilmer, Richard Gere, Kevin Costner, Leo DiCaprio, Ian McGregor, Will Smith, Nathan Lane, Ben Kingsly, Ian McKlellan, Gene Hackman, Robert Duval, Dustin Hoffman, Daniel Craig, and Sean Connery.

If–If I am casting actresses (and I’m only casting actresses for one or maybe two or posibly three of the five trilogies) I have–on my list: Cate Blanchett, Annette Benning, Sigourney Weaver, Susan Sarandon, Rene Russo, Renee Zellweger, Sandra Bullock, Jessica Lange, Sharon Stone, Ashley Judd, Kate Hudson, Natalie Portman, Nicole Kidman, Meg Ryan, Julianne Moore, Julie Andrews, Sarah Jessica Parker, Ann Hathaway, Emma Thompson , Dame Judi Dench, Dame Helen Mirren, and of course (Duchess ?) Barbra Streisand….

IF and WHEN….IF and WHEN….I, Renee Ashley Baker, am “available” to “COMPLETE THESE NOVELS” I hope they’ll be “published” by HARPER COLLINS (no to Simon & Schuter).

I hope they’ll be published by Harper Collins under my PROPOSED “exclusive” 10 year, $25 Million Dollar a year “UMBRELLA DEAL” with NEWS CORP/20th Century Fox.

Renee Ashley Baker / Renee AB 9

P.S. I’ll only “write” if–IF I’m residing in my house in France in 2014 (Until then I’ll be residing in Washington DC during 2013 being a “Socialite”. By the way The Wertheimers and The Rothschilds stay ON)….

P.S. P.S. THEY’RE FIRED: NO to Angelina Jolie, NO to Julia Roberts, No to Charlize Theron, NO to Meryl Streep, No to Madonna, NO to Melanie Griffith, NO to Oprah Winfrey, NO to Gale/Gail, NO to ICM, NO to California and NO to all other’s that I, Renee Ashley Baker, have previously said “NO” to. (I am “firing” all of these people because Denver and other “non-showbusiness” CRUD keeps trying to “cast my movies” (while insulting and threatening members of my family). These Cowtown/Shantytown (DENVER) fools keep trying to “run a company with my INTELLECTUAL properties” (when I keep saying “NO”)….

Washington DC5

Estate in France

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Hi Tom Cruise–View My Video

December 25, 2012


Video Camera

I, Renee Ashley Baker, WILL BE (hopefully) residing in Washington DC (2013); working for FB/Mark Zuckerberg (2013 or 2014); working for The Wertheimers and Erma French Perfume and Design in Paris France (2014). and…..I, Renee Ashley Baker, am trying to sell my “song catalog” for “Broadway Shows” to (Barbra or Sir Richard Branson or ?); and of course I will be “continuously” LOOKING FOR A HUSBAND….(using Janis Spindel the serious matchmaker).


Renee  and Hubby On A Wedding Cake

Renee Ashley Baker’s New Year’s Resolution?


(help me out Janis Spindel)

….Now Listen to “56 Steps” Below


56 Steps


Moet champagene for the holidays

TreeSound Grammy Award Nominated Engineer and Composer Miguel at pianophoto

(At TreeSound Recording Studios in Atlanta– Renee Ashley Baker’s relative Miguel on piano. Miguel is a Grammy Award Nominated Sound Engineer who was nominated in 2008 for sound engineering the Lil Wayne album “Tha Carter III”. Miguel is also a Singer, Composer, and a Musician (who plays piano, drums and guitar)….Whew!

TreeSound Studio 1photo

(At TreeSound Studios the beauty of “Sound Art”….)

TreeSound Studio Soundboardphoto

(At TreeSound Studios the “soundboard” used by Renee Ashley Baker’s relative Miguel–the Grammy Nominee)

TreeSound Whitney Studio2photo

(At TreeSound Studios the “studio” used by the Fabulous Whitney Houston to record her last album “I Look To You” )

TreeSound Shaft Posterphoto

(At TreeSound Studios an autographed poster of “Shaft” by the star Richard Roundtree)…



Renee Ashley Baker has plans to “move to France” , to launch “Erma French Perfume and Design”, to get married to a handsome millionaire or billionaire, and sit on lots and lots of yachts (in the French Riviera)…..No to “The PHIPPS” of D-list Denver, No to “The Cowtown Denver Broncos”…Denver is still the “cowtown” I despise for becoming “Hillbillies” trying to “wrestle me for what’s mine”…..

now continued on to Renee below…..

Renee Ashley Baker Snapshot 3

What does Renee Ashley Baker want for Christmas?

1. Peace on Earth (Goodwill towards ALL men)….
2. and I want my “Readers and Facebook Friends” to view my latest music demo “The Getaway” (click on Renee above to LISTEN )….

Tina Turner Greatest Hits


Did I tell my “Readers and Facebook Friends” that the day I, Renee Ashley Baker, was born at Barnes Hospital in St. Louis Missouri–that there was a “soon to be LEGENDARY” singer who helped my Mother (the beautiful Mrs. A) and my Father (Mr. Ashley) bring me home (at one day old?)….Yes that singer was the one and only TINA TURNER….(click on photo of Tina above to view her terrific video…)

The Queen’s Diamond Jubilee 2012 Plus How England Still Swings With Style….A Look At The “New” English Rose and Other Things British)

June 5, 2012

HRH Princess Kate Middleton….
(the “new” English rose….)

Of Course, I love England, doesn’t everyone? Because of (and only because of) the Queen’s Diamond Jubilee I have decided to do just one more WordPress post….(THIS ONE)…

I want to “launch” a fashion and beauty industry company and–I’ve been thinking of “launching” a fashion blog….Of course, the ultimate would be for me to “write a column” for a Fashion Magazine, however, a “fashion blog” might be a good place for me to “break in”….

So–I have been perusing the style blogs just to see how it is done…And because of the Queen’s Diamond Jubilee I thought I’d take a look at London…I thought I’d take a look at the English blogs to see what the English women were up to “style wise”….What did I find? I found that England still swings…from the “racks”…and…. that there is a “brand new English rose”….
Renee Ashley Baker
p.s. Long Live The Queen…..


Shall We Begin With:

“Patriotic Fashions From The Diamond Jubilee” ….

Chloe, 13, exhibits a “patriotic style” as she watches “the Queen” ride by during the country wide celebration of the Diamond Jubilee 2012….

An Indoor Celebration During The Diamond Jubilee ?
(I found this “patrotic” show of foot wear on the English blog Stylist Stuff…)

Jubilee Jewelry ?
I found this British Flag necklace on a English jewelry website…the diamonds are real….


Fashion Stuff FROM the Style Blogs of London (aka “The New English Rose”)

False Eye Lashes “Little Flirt” by Benefit….
I found this photo on the English blog “Stylist Stuff”…
(The blog’s author is a “stylist” for “celebrities” and for “showbusiness”)

Ever Seen Nails As English and as Pretty as These ?
(I found them on the English blog “Kingdom of Style”….)

For That Queenly Style….Try The English “For Coco” Hat Maker Judy Bentinck
(chapeaus mixing Anglais with la Francais… pour la tete–ais….okay?)

Tortoise Sunglasses by House of Harlow in Chelsea
(found on the English/French blog CoCos Tea Party)

From The Colony Comes Ugg…
(Ugg’s spring summer 2012 florals–florals that are a must have now)

The English Rose Rocks Haute Couture Style Too….

Sister Socialites Tamra and Petra of New York (and London)

English Actress Thandie Newton Rocks The LBD

Diamonds Are Forever?
(Then They Are Forever At Biddle…Bailey Banks & Biddle of London….)

Designer Stella — Stella of London
Or…. Stella of Strawberry Fields
(Wouldn’t That Be A Great Name For A Perfume? ….”Strawberry Fields”….)

Designer Betsey….Betsey splits spring summer 2012
(Now isn’t that “split” just like Betsey Johnson !)

(Is This the “new” look of MI5/MI6 ?….New look for the women that is…)

Wedding Shoe by Jimmy Choo of London
(Love In Black & White)

Fiction Or Real ? (You Decide)

The Beautiful Style of Downton Abbey….photo from Vogue (London)

Berenice The Bond Girl…
I Cannot Do A London Post Without “JB” Can I ?…..
(JB– James Bond–007– On Her Majesty’s Secret Service…That Is….)



“The Royal Swans”

Prince Charles and Camilla in a “cookie eating contest” ????

Royal Purple Granny aka HRH The Queen

Queen Elizabeth and “The Kids”

Whitney: The Woman and Her Style (by Renee Ashley Baker)

March 11, 2012

Image HAIR….

I talked about wearing this “hairstyle” forgetting that Whitney wore it too (several years later) in her video and on her album cover….I talked about wearing this “hairstyle” when I was attending George Washington High School—but—I wore this hairstyle several other times (and several other places)….One of these times was in New York City….It was a Thanksgiving weekend and it rained ALL weekend.  Still, me (Renee Ashley Baker) the “club kid” had to go “disco–ing” ;  So–I headed out–at 10:30 pm to “Aria” (the club that took over for “Studio 54).  And, I actually asked the club owner–the CLUB OWNER HIMSELF!  (in person)  to put my name at the door that night.   I got in. I jumped up on stage and danced ALL NIGHT!   (The “who’s who” of  “New York society” was there….Princess Diane von Furstenberg, some famous actors and some celebrities….) What did I wear?   I, Renee Ashley Baker,  wore the hairstyle Whitney is wearing above, I wore some black & white “drop” earrings,  and I wore a short, tight “white dress” (off the shoulder) with some white opaque stockings and black “suede” high heeled pumps (I’ve always been a “suede Queen”)….

Do  log onto my Facebook to view my “Whitney Tribute” and read my “challenge” to KC….

CLICK LINK TO FACEBOOK:!/profile.php?id=526156970





Yes….It was Whitney Houston (by Renee Ashley Baker)

February 23, 2012












Regarding “Lift Up My Umbrella”

     It was my mother  Erma/Irma   who was “singing gospel music” — in church — at the same time Cissy was singing “back up” with the “Sweet Inspirations”  for none other than Elvis Presley (WOW)…..So,   which   of    Whitney’s    kin   should   sing  my song “Lift up my Umbrella” (Whitney’s Song) …. ?    

I’ll  let  Clive Davis decide….




Introducing  Miss  Whitney  Houston  ( 99 + 7 _ _)

Wearing   A   Harris    Tweed   Coat“….

just click link to view




(Scroll Down  For  “WHITNEY’S  SONG”  by Renee Ashley Baker)

Two Songs For Whitney Below …. Good-bye Whitney Houston” from Renee Ashley Baker

February 12, 2012



                “Lift Up My Umbrella”  (Whitney’s   Song)


                                    Renee Ashley Baker

Copyright 2012 by Renee Ashley Baker  ALL  RIGHTS  RESERVED

Lift up my Umbrella

Shield me from the rain

Make my life get better

Heal me from the pain

Lift up my Umbrella

So  that I can fly

Hold me up   for–ever

Help me break the ties


Good and Godly Ground

Hear His Holy  Sounds

He’ll wear gold and white

He’ll be amplified

Good and Godly Gains

Hear his Holy Praise

His love takes me high

His love will inspire

(verse  2)

 Lift up my Umbrella

Protect me from the storm

Soul Train up to Heaven

Drive  me safe from harm

Lift up my Umbrella

Free me from this test

If I don’t survive this

Lay my soul to rest


Good and Godly Ground

Hear His Holy Sounds

He’ll wear gold and white

He’ll be amplified

Good and Godly Gains

Hear His Holy Praise

His love takes me high

His love will inspire

(repeat chorus to THE END)

To KC: She was born on August 9, 1963….And I believe, I believe, that it was she–who helped me hold the Umbrella (on that day)….















      Whitney was the “Queen of the Video” (meaning–she had hit videos on MTV before  she’d even recorded her first album…)

p. s.   Dear Whitney:  You  Sang For Me Too…Twice

Video 1:

Video 2:


                                              VALENTINE’S   DAY  



Men — haven’t bought a Valentine’s Day gift yet ?

Buy a gift certificate   (online !)

Click  Tiffany & Co (A Love Lock Made of Diamonds)


click Red Envelope (A Heart Shaped Key Ring)



click pajama gram  ( A Hoodie/Footie  Vermont Teddy Bear ?)




Buy Bobby Caldwell’s “What You Won’t Do” (for love….) then uploaded onto the ipod and pump it through the stereo….



BUY  airline tickets (online)

Have a vacation with your sweetie.  Below are two weeklong getaways to pay for now and partake of later….










above, Sweden’s  Floating Hotel (Salt & Sill) and Copenhagen’s Floating Hotel  (CPH Living)…is this romantic or what?




Valentine’s Day  flowers   from



looking for love?

Try Renee’s favorite “matchmaker” (Janis Spindel NYC)

Happy Birthday  President Lincoln

A new Lincoln museum/campus opens today in Washington D.C. (By the way some 15,000 volumes have been written about Abraham Lincoln….)


“Good-Bye  Whitney  Houston”  from Renee Ashley Baker






                                     pearls   by   Japan 


                                     Amazing Grace: 




       “Interlude Rap For Nippy ”  (Jesus Love Me)


          Renee Ashley Baker

I’m  not  line

It was 9 who held  the sign

Call her Nippy, Call her Whitney

I’m goin  claim her she was mine

(beat) Had a voice

That became the People’s Choice

Like a  crytal  bell that rings

I’m goin  tell you she could sing

(beat) Had her fame

Yes they glorified her name

What she touched it turned to gold

I’m goin  tell you so you know

(beat) Was a Queen

Now they have to let her be

She’s gone up to lead the chorus

Where they sing to Galilee


Yes–Jesus loves me

Yes–Jesus loves me

Yes–Jesus loves me

For my Whitney told me so…..


[song sheet]

Jesus Loves Me ! 

Jesus loves me

This I know,

For the Bible tells me so;

Little ones to Him belong,

They are weak but He is strong.

Yes, Jesus loves me!

Yes, Jesus loves me!

Yes, Jesus loves me!

The Bible tells me so.

Searching for jesus love me song?


(The End)

Heavenly, Handle, and Handsome (plus Florida Debates 2012: Newt Gingrich vs Mitt Romney by Renee Ashley Baker)

January 24, 2012





p l u s

renee has got a new handle….on  twitter….




Renee’s    Boss   ?

Who is this “handsome man” ?   Log onto  Renee Ashley Baker’s Facebook page to find out.


The New York apartment below belongs to a famous showbusiness pioneer?    Can you guess which one?   Maybe  the owner would be interested in one of the shows I “created” for Oprah….Maybe “Paging Miss O”.    I’m offering a “right of second refusal”….

Hint: (the owner of the apartment is  NOT  Renee Ashley Baker)


(scroll down below to view “the  wealth  men”….)




        Can somebody tell me why the European economy (socialism) and the United States economy (capitalism) both collapsed at the same time?  It  seems  one or the other should have collapsed but not both–and  NOT  at the same time !    Where is the economist who can explain this to me?

      Can somebody tell me why politicians and journalists frequently (and outrageously) LIE and why billions of dollars are routinely sneaked away–syphoned off by crooks?  It seems we’ve become able to live “future age” healthy into our 80’s and 90’s only to be surrounded and accosted by “liars and thieves”. 

     In my day (this is my day–what am I saying);  I mean–in grade school– “liars and thieves”  were outcast and shunned.   In  college– the discussions of  literature were about characters and the moral decisions that confronted them about lying (name one?) or about thievery (name one?).   That–is why– I was so, so (taken aback?) when two “old dogs”  from AARP stood in my face and told bold face lies (and why weeks ago Englewood library employee “Debra”  tried to steal my “flash drive”).  These “old ” (fill in the blanks) are not,  NOT  my Mother’s people.    My Mother (the beautiful  “Mrs. A” ) used to say there were two things she couldn’t stand, and those two things were a “liar and a thief”. 

       So– I sit here following the Republican race for the White House hoping that some old and much  needed “glory” will come shining through the clouds but so far–none has.  (Although I’m kind of pulling for Newt Gingrich  because he lives in Roswell.  Roswell is  the  “exclusive”  gated community in Georgia where my relative –Justice Department employee —Clemmie lives).

      Anyway–such is the reason for the rant yesterday (which I removed from my blog)  so that “new readers” could view my more cogent  (and   flameless)  writings.



        houses, houses, houses….

above, Renee Ashley Baker’s France real estate?

   Renee Ashley Baker and Chanel Corp  will own a $300 million dollar “Erma French Perfume and Design Company” (including “Ashley Lane Jewelers”   and  “Erma’s Beautiful Day Bed” ).


above, a house for “C” (that I, Renee Ashley Baker, will “build” with Sotheby’s Real Estate  and with Tiffany & Co and Chanel Corp)….


Capture  Me 

    Who will photograph Renee Ashley Baker in New York City?  Patrick Demarchelier (Princess Diana’s favorite photographer, of course ).

and…. News  at   11








      This is the year that   I, Renee Ashley Baker,   will be posting photos of  my “dates with wonderful men” on this WordPress web Blog.    The dates that I,  Renee Ashley Baker,   will go on  will be “arranged”  by Janis Spindel (aka the millionaire matchmaker from New York) .  These Men have to be  (a) caucasian/Jewish  (b) millionaires   (c) reside in New York, Canada ,  France,  Switzerland , Scandinavia or Israel (I’d love to date  an  Israeli businessman or  date  a Finland Soccer Team Owner) and  (d) These Men will have to DO ME,  BUY ME,  GIMME (“GIMME”  also known as  “taking  me shopping” ….)


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Congratulations Golden Globe Winners 2012: Morgan Freeman plus Paul Allen and Tom Cruise (with tag along Renee)

January 17, 2012


  The Beautiful Goddess (seated)  had  a   $250,000   estate….

          The LADY (pictured above) is Renee Ashley Baker mother.  Renee Ashley Baker’s mother had a $250,000 estate (because her house was “paid for”).  Renee Ashley Baker’s mother (pictured above) raised Mable and she raised Renee Ashley Baker.  Renee Ashley Baker’s mother (pictured above) raised my brother (James) who was career Air Force (and he did “secret work” for the U.S. Secret Service).  Both Mabel and James became millionaires (they both made a million dollars over their lifetime).  Mabel has stood in receiving lines and “met royalty” and James was best  friend’s with a Dupont (a real Dupont).  Renee Ashley Baker’s mother (pictured above) was a “bourgoisie mother” who wore silk blouses, silk dresses  and diamond  and gold jewelry–including her 24kt  gold Eastern Star ring.


      above  Mabel’s  house





              TO  MY  ENEMIES  I  OWE  NOTHING….


To  My  Friends:

       I, Renee Ashley Baker, am a  Jew.  I’m a Jew because I was born at Barnes Hospital –the rich Jewish hospital in St. Louis Missouri–and I, Renee Ashley Baker, am a Jew because I WANT to be a Jew….

     What I see happening is what happened in WWII.   The new  “unwashed  poor”  are wanting to be with Jewish success and Jewish  money but they don’t want to be with Jewish people.  I’ve learned– from my friend HAL –that Hitler was the “greatest thief that ever lived”.    That Hitler’s  “band of thieves”  ate  off  of  the “fine  silver”  they stole from the “Jews they hated”….These “kreeps” here in Denver (these poor unwashed  cowtown “occupiers”) want to “cast Meryl Streep”  but “hate” her Jewish agency?   For those of you who don’t know–CAA was founded by five Jewish  talent agents.  I will not work with “non-Jewish talent” over their Jewish counterparts….So–because of what they are doing here in Denver   I, Renee Ashley Baker,  will NOT, NOT allow Meryl  Streep to be cast in anything written by Renee Ashley Baker.  It is a matter of “principle” with me.  These same “kreeps” here — in this cowtown called Denver–want to hate “Seinfeld”  but love “Friends”.  (Actually I, Renee Ashley Baker, never missed “Seinfeld”  but never watched “Friends”) .  And…to the “dope  runners”   I also know NOT  to  “hire and support”  drug addicts….


Congratulations to Lady Gaga and Her Mother on the BTWF.





Good-bye To Etta James (blues legend)                                       




Even though I want to work with Cate Blanchett and  CAA….Will You Represent My Radio Show to XM/Sirius ?




                       They–his friends–always called him BOB 

    click link to view :



             I,  Renee Ashley Baker, will sign contracts with Chanel Corp, with Tiffany & Co, with Ford Modeling Agency and I, Renee Ashley Baker  will be “moving to Paris France”…..



                 ….Like I said, it will be Chicago or Paris (France)….


                                               above,  “Gift  Tag”                     


Read   News  About  The   Fabulous “Renee”

 above, Paul Allen’s  “Villa Maryland”  (on the French Riviera)


                         I, Renee Ashley Baker, want to stay in Paul  Allen’s  “Villa  Maryland”   on the  St. Cap Ferrat (in  the French Riviera)….

    “Hey Paul, you are my “second choice” to co-own my satellite radio show that I would like to do from Paris France for XM Sirius”…. 


below,  Chanel spring collection 2012 


 What I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be wearing in 2012 ….

         I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be moving to Paris  France where I will be wearing my Chanel suits to work everyday   (and where I, Renee Ashley Baker,  will be going to work for Chanel Corporation and launching my jewelry line –Ashley Lane Jewelers–and launching my  perfume line  through  “Erma French and Design”)….


         above Tiffany & Co holiday campaign (hopefully soon to be about the  $3,000 “Irmigard” crocodile handbag that I have  named  for my mother and that I hope to design for Tiffany & Co ?)


Congratulations To Morgan Freeman On His Golden Globe  “Career Award”….and

congrats to  ALL  the  Golden  Globe  winners



I, Renee Ashley Baker, am planning to “get married”  in  2012….

He must be Caucasian (Jewish) , 50-70 years of age, and make $250,000 to $ 1,000,000  a year….


     Thanks to  Janis Spindel Matchmaking Service (New York)



price  tag  below….


SHOUT OUT  To Sotheby’s Real Estate and To Rothschild  Bank….

Yes, I still want to buy that  “other” house on the French  Riviera….so….I’ll need a mortgage from Rothschild  Bank….so, I’ll have to sign a contract for “Erma’s French Perfume and Design” …..or maybe…. I’ll   play  Tag ?

TAG  LINE:  “The Story You Are About To See Is Based On True Events….The Names Have Been Changed To Identify The Guilty….” 


           Renee’s  Coat  Below



                                                  Renee’s Coat Below  ?                           




                                                “56   Steps”….



                             for the other “story”


                                                              Renee’s     favorite….

Oscar winner Cate Blanchett     













 like I said….




I, Renee Ashley Baker will either live in Chicago or in Paris France

     (now scroll down to read about His “Blue Skies” and

                        Her  “Blue Heaven”….)

Man’s Humanity to Man, New York, Caroline Kennedy, Brad Pitt and Beyond and Beyond (“Irma’s House of Numbers” Counting The Kennedy Conspiracy)

October 1, 2011



Renee’s  Favorite  Charity Workers ?



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P  L  U  S    




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AND  the Erma Foundation….


   In  it’s first year of operation “The Erma Foundation” hopes to get five $1 million dollar donations from five Fortune 500 corporations…Hopefully, “The Erma Foundation” will become a charity of HRH Prince William and HRH Prince Charles (the Prince’s Trust….)



Renee Ashley Baker’s  favorite New York Restaurants?

ABC Kitchen and Ma Peche





Renee Ashley Baker’s favorite New York  (dentists?)

Lana Rosenberg

Irwin Smigel

H. Spielman

Jonathan Levine


to  France 

Renee Ashley Baker’s favorite New York realtor?

House : Burger Realty Sotheby’s  (south of France)

Renee Ashley Baker’s favorite bank (for a mortgage) Rothschild Bank (for Erma French Perfume and Design)

SHOUT  OUT  CABLE TV CHANNELS:  Please expect my lawfirm to contact you about my TV Show/Special….



Renee’s favorite commodity?

G O L D !




No to Eminem, No to The Jacksons, and No –I will not be recording an album (nor a CD) for Warner Bros Records…

P.S.  I cannot take back what I said about the “murderer” of Michael Jackson.  He had no business ever practicing medicine….Those trying to “flock” around show business now are NO GOOD….


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 “Irma’s House of Numbers”  (Counting The Kennedy Conspiracy)

The Luck Of The Irish….Plus Nate’s Puck Wins! (Plus Renee’s Christmas Party)

August 16, 2011




Renee Ashley Baker will “get a mortgage” from Rothschild Bank (for a house–a chateau– in France) then Renee Ashley Baker will sign with Chanel  Corp for her own “french design and perfume” company (in a 30/70 split ?)





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                                ATTENTION !    PARTY  RIGHTS  SALE !

          I, Renee Ashley Baker, hereby offer TV Broadcasts Rights to my Christmas/New Year/Birthday Party.

When:  December 2011

Where:  New York City (probably Hotel Pierre)

This offer is being made to:

(a) Sell Cable TV Broadcast Rights (To TLC, Wealth TV?  or To Fashion Channel?  or To E!  Entertainment or Bravo? or To Reality TV?)

(b) Sell Magazine Print Rights (To US?  or To Style? or  To Vanity Fair?  or To Elle?)

(c)  Promote my party (On Guest of a Guest website and Wired Image website).

               My P.R. representative will be contacting those companies named above with an offer in writing.  





     This adorable “collectible”  available from The Hamilton Collection….   Isn’t she a cute-tea ? 


“The Luck Of The Irish”

PAY UP!   HE MADE IT!  (“Nate Has Luck” or N.H.L for short)

      So –let me get this right;  Nick’s name was pulled but–Nate’s name was called?  Then–why is it Nate’s fault if he acted when his name was called?  Let’s show the world that America doesn’t cheat it’s “winners”! 


Maybe “Nate’s Hot Dogs” will pay and have little Nate do “hot dog commercials” on TV.   Or–better yet–why not the NHL?


Brothers Wayne and Brent (Gretsky) and Phil and Tony (Esposito) are ON SKATES (tearing up the ice).  The four brothers STOP suddenly and out of no where little Nate APPEARS ON THE ICE in full uniform (MASK ON). 

      “$50,000 says he does it again” Brent says.

     “$50,000 says he doesn’t”  Tony says.

NATE takes aim, swings  his stick, the PUCK slides down the ice (and through the hole again!).  The losing brother (Tony) looks into the Camera, shakes his head, and says,  “O Brother!” 

    Speaking of the Irish, and luck and twins.  Back when I saw my first “Celtic Woman” concert on PBS (three years ago) I wrote a “video” for a song  by “Celtic Woman”.  The video is about two sisters (identical twins).  The story is set in Ireland.  You see–ONE of the twins gets  “conked”  when she slips and falls in a row boat.  The row boat begins  to float down the river with –shall we call TWIN B inside who  is PASSED OUT COLD.   The other sister (TWIN  A) runs furiously along side the river (along the river bank) CHASING  the run away row boat as it tosses and bobs up and down in the river.   In fact–this CHASE involves what appears to be the “whole town” as they  run furiously along the river bank after the runaway row boat.  SO — how does it all end?   Well–TWIN  A– finally catches up to the runaway row boat, rescues her twin sister and then–you guessed  it–SHE (Twin A) slips, falls, gets conked out and begins to drift down the river inside the row boat with TWIN B (and the town’s  people) giving chase. 

“O  Brother!” . . . .*





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THE STORY OF  TWO  SISTERS by Renee Ashley Baker Copyright 2009 by Renee Ashley Baker.  ALL  RIGHTS   RESERVED

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