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FIRST DESIGN? First White–view Renee’s first design below (plus “History Makers” and About Proctor & Gamble and Erma French Perfume & Design)

June 29, 2012

Chateau Blanc by Renee Ashley Baker (for the “modern art” crowd ?)

The pattern–above– is Renee Ashley Baker’s first “design” . Do you like it? “Chateau Blanc” is the name of my first “bed and bath collection”. The towels will be huge–fluffy and soft; the bed sheets will be 500-1000 thread count of pure Egyptian cotton. (There will be three different patterns in each “collection”)…. The fabric mills will be located in France or in China or in Hong Kong. Hopefully–the Wertheimers will buy 70% ownership of my company “Erma French Perfume and Design” which–will be headquartered in Paris France.

now…

Mr. Chow’s (for Renee Ashley Baker’s first date with a Janis Spindel MAN in New York ? )

AND….more on Renee Ashley Baker (and Men in New York )

WEDDING BELLS TO RING ?

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER IS LOOKING FOR THAT JEWISH, BILLIONAIRE IN JANIS SPINDEL’S NEW YORK ROLODEX……

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Open Letter

Proctor & Gamble has been with my Mother’s House since I, Renee Ashley Baker, was a little girl. I’ll always have Proctor & Gamble and I would love to work for Proctor & Gamble as a Spokesmodel…..

“Years ago (in the 1980’s) I, Renee Ashley Baker, always used Olay Night Cream and really loved the product”….

HOWEVER….should I not be able to “reach an agreement” with Proctor & Gamble I’d like to be considered by my other wonderful products….such as:

now…About Erma French Perfume and Design….

I. The Owners:
Renee Ashley Baker (30%) and hopefully, the Owner’s of Chanel Corp (70%)

II. Where Products Sold:
Eastern and Western Europe (in fine department stores).
The United States (at Neiman Marcus and possibly, possibly Lord & Taylor, Dillards, Bloomingdales, and of course Macy’s).

III. Pricing:
Perfume: $300 – $1,000 an ounce
Bed Linens (French Milled): $150 (a one set package) and $350 (for a two set package)

IV. Jewelry (Ashley Lane Jewelers)
$3000 – $100,000 (sold hopefully at Cartier; Bailey Banks Biddle, Tiffany & Co, and Neiman Marcus)

V. Crocodile Handbags “The Irmigard” (hopefully Tiffany & Co)
$3000 – $9,000
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and….

(October 12, 1935 to July 17, 2012)
William Raspberry
Pulitzer Prize Winning Washington Post Columnist Born In Okalona Mississippi….

NOW…VIEW VIDEOS BY RENEE ASHLEY BAKER

CLICK ON ALBUM COVER BELOW TO VIEW NEW “RENEE ASHLEY BAKER” VIDEO….

T is for Time–T is for Tamburada
starring
Renee Ashley Baker

I, Renee Ashley Baker, made “this” video on Sunday night (July 15, 2012). I had started another video but dropped that one because I wasn’t sure what the male singer was really singing about (smoking dope or doing a particular sex act). Anyway–I liked “this” music (another free download) and I used it….The group “Tamburada” is from NORWAY…..

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(above, Limo ride To DIA Airport then on to NYC and then on to Paris France)….

re: Corporate Sponsors, Spokesmodel Work, and Foundation Contributors

1. CORPORATE SPONSORS—I, Renee Ashley Baker, am seeking “Corporate Sponsors” for my “Internet TV Christmas Series” (5 episodes to be taped in New York or Paris France in November to be broadcast on “internet TV” during the month of December)….I need two (2) companies to pay $50,0000 each. The two companies combined will own 20% of the “5 Episode Series”. (I will be contacting several corporations via email–about this “internet TV project”).

2. SPOKESMODEL WORK: I, Renee Ashley Baker , am seeking “Spokesmodel Work”. I am seeking a “modeling contract” for $500,000 to $1,000,000. You will be able to “hire me (Renee Ashley Baker)” through my representative (hopefully to be Ford Modeling, Click Model Management, or Wilhelmina)….

3. SHOUT OUT TO VICTORIA: I, Renee Ashley Baker, would like Mrs. Edward M. Kennedy to “contribute” $2.5 Million Dollars to The Erma Foundation (which will have offices in Paris France and New York City or Boston).

4. No to Jada Pinkett, No to Katie Holmes, No to Jennfer Lopez, No to Angelina Jolie, No to Julia Roberts, No to Meryl Streep, No to Madonna, NO to broke Melanie and broke Tippi, and No to Oprah Winfrey, and NO to “commercial real estate” in California (as I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be MOVING TO FRANCE). “NO” to all others that I, Renee Ashley Baker, have previously said “NO” to.

NOW VIEW MY LATEST VIDEO BELOW….

New Video! Made LAST Friday Night…I hope “Virginia’s son” likes it…..
Click on Video Camera Below To View Renee Ashley Baker’s New Video….

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NOW…..

MOVIES YOU NEED TO SEE THIS 4TH OF JULY HOLIDAY….

and…

JEWELRY YOU NEED TO OWN NOW….

Renee Ashley Baker will hopefully will become a “jewelry designer” (for Ashley Lane Jewelers and a handbag designer for Tiffany & Co)…..

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HOUSES YOU NEED TO BUY NOW…. BLAIR LAIR?

On the market in Peapack New Jersey for just $4.9 million. It has 60,000 sq ft, 31 bedrooms, 14 baths, 5 half baths and 34 acres. It was built in 1903 for financier C. Ledyard Blair….

Gilded Age Grandeur

and also for sale now …. ONE OF THE ORIGINAL CASE STUDY HOUSES

P.S. The Case Study House now on the market was Built in Ojai in 1959 by architect RODNEY WALKER….Did you know that Ojai is the hometown of the Bionic Woman?

And…Just what may have been said in the Case Study House? How about…..

Hey Marge! (No–not THAT Marge…the one below)
click on furnishings below to visit one of Renee Ashley Baker’s favorite interior designers….

HOUSES RENEE ASHLEY BAKER WOULD LIKE TO SEE…

above, the home of Russian born Fashion Designer Leon Max (Easton Nest)

plus….Renee Ashley Baker would like to see:

In London
Buckingham Palace

In New York State
in Southampton
Russell Simmons house (his wife is from St. Louis)
in Bedord
Hi Low Farm
in New York City
Caroline Kennedy’s apartment
Renee Rockefeller’s (The Riverkeeper’s) apartment
The Dupont apartment
Henry and Nancy Kissinger’s apartment
Barbra Walters apartment
Mr. and Mrs George Stephanopoulas apartment
Aileen Mehle’s apartment
In Paris France
The Wertheimer Brothers houses
Karl Lagerfeld’s house
The Rothschilds’ house
The Chandon Family’s house

Click on Sotheby’s below for Houses For Sale….

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MATCHMAKERS THE WEALTHY NEED TO HIRE….

Janis Spindel (the Millionaire Matchmaker) is Renee Ashley Baker’s matchmaker (I’m looking for a MAN!)…..

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PHOTOGRAPHERS THE FAMOUS NEED TO MEET

A Self-Portrait of Photographer Steven Meisel?

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MAGAZINES RENEE ASHLEY BAKER (HAS) TO BE FEATURED ON…..

Town & Country, W, Vanity Fair, Architectural Digest, Vogue and Harper’s Bazaar

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STARS YOU NEED TO WATCH SHINE NOW….

Five Time Broadway Tony Winner Audra McDonald…..

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TOURIST ATTRACTIONS YOU NEED TO VISIT THIS SUMMER….

Did you know that George Washington penned 22,000 letters?

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ART COLLECTING WEBSITES YOU NEED TO VISIT NOW….

Renee Ashley Baker would like Sotheby’s auction house to sell (auction) 9 of her photographs to a European Art Collector….

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A NEW FB ADDRESS

Renee Ashley Baker has a new FB address: http://www.facebook.com/renee.a.baker.9
(CLICK ON “CHANGE OF ADDRESS” CARD ABOVE)….TO GO TO RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S NEW FACEBOOK ADDRESS….

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AND…LAST BUT NOT LEAST….

FASHIONS YOU NEED TO WEAR NOW …click on “MODEL” below to view fashion video….

OTHER VIDEOS YOU MAY LIKE:

View “Wildlife in HD” by Renee Ashley Baker (click on Running Horse Below)

“Infrared” starring Renee Ashley Baker (click on Lips below)

Renee Ashley Baker On Video (click on Renee Below)

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Renee Ashley Baker will be “moving to France” to launch “Erma French Perfume and Design” hopefully with the Owners of Chanel…..

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Thanksgiving! plus JFK, plus Mel Gibson, plus Black Friday !

November 20, 2010

   

                “Live! (In Progress)” by Renee Ashley Baker

ATTENTION  CHAIRMEN  OF  THE  BOARD:

Harper Collins/William Morrow and Co/Avon, Simon and Schuster, Hyperion, Viking Penguin, Atlantic Grove, St. Martin’s Press, HBG, Hearst Books, Bertelsmann/Random House/Knopf/Crown

                                  TO:  TEN BOOK PUBLISHERS

                                           A   PROPOSAL

                               A   LETTER  OF  AGREEMENT

THAT 1:  Publisher agrees: To publish a first printing of 350,000 books.

THAT 2:  Publisher agrees: Renee Ashley Baker will receive (from the publisher) a CASH ADVANCE of 1 million dollars ($1,000,000).

THAT 3:  Publisher agrees:  Upon Publisher’s RECOUPMENT of said advance (by book sales) Renee Ashley Baker and the publisher would SPLIT all profits 30/70 respectively.

THAT 4:  Publisher agrees: Publisher shall retain EBOOK rights and AUDIO BOOK rights.

THAT 5:  Publisher agrees: Renee Ashley Baker shall retain “all” MOTION PICTURE RIGHTS and “all” TV RIGHTS.

 

                                        HAPPY   THANKSGIVING  !

                                      from  Renee  Ashley  Baker

 

To: My Mother (Mrs Ashley): 

       VIDEO #1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPO3SaXHHBA&feature=related

To:  My Father: 

     VIDEO #2:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btOoDyMzNiM

 To:  My Brother  (James aka Baby Jesse)  :

     VIDEO #3:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__PU5CVSegg

To: Mel Gibson (Brother  2):

     VIDEO  #4:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6q0VcgOfIQA

             

                           for   november

THE FORMER FIRST LADY. . . .

New Book “Dear Mrs. Kennedy” by Jay Mulvaney

Katie Holmes as First Lady Jacqueline Kennedy

and….

“Cirque Jackie”  written by and starring Andrea Reese (below)

plus the holiday. . . .

Thanksgiving Dinner Online?   (Your  Gourmet at Pfaelzer com)

Appetizers Anyone ?

Pate on toast at Petrossian com

Beluga by itself at Petrossian com 

 

and  A Glass Of  Wine . . . .

       the classic

the light. . . .

 

the alcohol free wine. . . .

 
and then theres
The   Bubbly !

"Moet"

 

So—

Take a clutch to the Party. . . .

 

then

don’t forget

BLACK   FRIDAY:  The  $200 HDTV special 

“This deal is out and around”   but, warns  digital Goddess Kim Komando,  “It’s  720p  (not   1080p)”  . . . .

above, 19inch  JVC HDTV (cost: approx  $330)

WRITE ABOUT IT SMYTHSON:

 above, Day Planners by Smythson of Bond Street (LONDON)

and

VIDEO  DAD OR VIDEO  MOM ?

above, virtual video….(Say wha!  It’s here?)

and

Help for Grandma and Grandpa or _____?

above, Heat Trak snow melting mat for your front walk .  It really melts snow!  Sold at all BIG BOX STORES (now go get one). . . .

WANT TO TREAD  SAFELY THIS WINTER?  

Try Co Authority Carbon Monoxide Warning System

NOW

 FOR THE HOLIDAY:   

 At the  Westin Resort in Vail (AAAA)

at the movies

Below scene from:  Warren Miller’s new ski film “Wintervention”

 

So–You Wanna Be A Princess?

      marry a prince. . . .

plus

A Princess who designs jewelry:  Dorothy Hamil Designs Jewelry To Benefit Breast Cancer (exclusively at Helzbergs)

and

A Princess who Still Designs Wraps:

 above, the little black wrap. . . .

Well, 

Laser It  !

The Fraxel Laser beauty treatment by Dr. Patricia Wexler

Dr. Patrica Wexler (Renee Ashley Baker’s New York dermatologist?  I’d  like an appointment  Dr. Wexler. . . .)

and LASTER IT!    Zeltig Laser Fat Freezing aka Coolscupting

this laser really freezes fat !
 
 
and
What’s new with Housewives?

Socialite Sonja Morgan

for Princess Partying:  Why Chanel Cosmetics of course. . . .

For Partying:  Party Food

Dinner Rolls: (Mrs. Ashley’s favorite!)

Party Like Madmen:

 

A  Bunny Princess (In White):

                                               Suri  Cruise

 

vs

 

The Black Swan. . . .

                            Shiloh  Jolie  Pitt

 

and

The eye sees. . . .

Rare Pink (sold by Sothebys for $46 million dollars). . . .

 

 

PRESIDENT  JOHN  F. KENNEDY

PRESIDENT JOHN F. KENNEDY  AS    “J.J.”

VISIT:  www.JFKRFKASHLEY.Blogspot.com

 

Renee Ashley Baker  as The Mermaid

Visit Renee’s  Tripod: (click link) http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com/id10.html

 

ADDENDUM—“HAPPY FATHER’S DAY” TO THE WALKING MAN (from Renee Ashley Baker)

June 17, 2010

 

 

FOR   FATHERS  OR…. FORE   FATHERS ?

 CLINK LINK HERE

 

 

 

THIS  POST  IS  For My Father–Mr. Ashley–On Father’s Day .   My Father –Mr. Ashley–was a Mason and a Soldier in the U.S. Army  and– he made me–Renee Ashley–A  PRINCESS….

 THE  MOST  EXPENSIVE   MAN   WALKING  ?

 

“THE WALKING MAN”   by  Alberto  Giacometti

 A sculpture purchased– at a  Sotheby’s of London auction–  by an anonymous collector for  $104.3  MILLION  DOLLARS. 

 SHOUT OUT TO THE ANONYMOUS COLLECTOR  from Renee Ashley Baker:  “I’d love to have lunch with you and get  a ‘private showing’  of  the “WALKING MAN”.     You see–I,  Renee Ashley Baker,  think I know this “Walking Man” .. . . 

(Renee Ashley Baker’s aside:   “What a name dropper that Renee Ashley Baker  is” ! ! ! )

AND….WHAT  GOES  WITH  THE  WALKING  MAN ?

Why His Golden Ring, of course….

Stuart Hughes  24kt Gold Iphone.     Cost?  $2 million dollars 

 and WHAT ELSE DOES A WALKING MAN NEED?  A  BEER !

THE  KING  OF  BEERS    (A Belgian Company)

 

 

My Father–Mr. Ashley –drank  Manischewitz  Wine  AND— he also drank   BUDWEISER  BEER. . . .

(Renee Ashley Baker’s aside: “My father’s family–Ashley–and my father’s mother’s family– Harris– can be traced back to England and Wales….)

SO–FATHER’S DAY IS ON SUNDAY AND  STILL  NO  GIFT  FOR DAD?

There are two new apps for the Iphone:

  For Collectors:  Ebay  (download at apple.com/webapps)

 and

 For Golfers:  Swing by Swing (download at swingbyswing.com)

 OR

WHAT ABOUT A  GOLF  TRIP  FOR DAD?   BY LAND OR BY SEA ?

(sail aboard Cunard’s Queen Elisabeth 2 )

IF BY  SEA:  There are two great sea cruises for Golfers: 

 1.  GolfAHoy (at golfahoy.com)

2.  Elite Golf Cruises  (at elitegolfcruises.com)

but…WHAT IF BY LAND, YOU SAY ? 

 Also  at  GolfAHoy .com  you’ll  find  International Golf Vacation Packages….

OR 

 FOR  FATHER’S  DAY:  What about?    Socks….

 New socks for Dad every three months from BlackSocks.com (BlackSocks.com is a company based in Switzerland)

 

 

ALSO FOR DAD:  May He Have The Courage Of A Young Girl. . . . 

above,  the “Great”  Anne Frank

 

AND NOW….BELOW

A recipe for Dad  from  The New York Times

 

 SWEETBREADS   A   LA   KING

 2 pairs sweetbreads

Water

6 tablespoons butter

12 fresh mushrooms, sliced

1 green pepper, seeded and chopped

1 canned pimento, chopped

1/2 cup sherry

1 cup heavy cream

2 tablespoons flour

1 cup milk

1 teaspoon salt

4 patty shells, purchased

1. Soak the  sweetbreads in ice water forty-five minutes.  Drain and cook slowly in simmering water to cover until white, fifteen to twenty minutes.  Drain, cool in ice water and remove all covering and connective tissues.  Cut into small cubes. 

2.  Melt half the butter in a saucepan, add the mushrooms, green pepper and pimento and cook about ten minutes.  Add half the sherry and cream. 

3.  Simmer until the sauce is reduced by about half.  Add the diced sweetbreads.

  4.  In a saucepan melt the remaining butter,  add the flour and stir with a wire whisk until blended.   Meanwhile, bring the milk to a boil and add all at once to the butter-flour mixture, stirring vigorously with the whisk.  Add to the sweet-bread mixture and season with salt. 

 5.  Add the remaining cream and sherry just before pouring the mixture into the heated patty shells. 

Yield:  4 Servings  

 

                (SCROLL DOWN FOR MORE  “FATHER’S  DAY”)

Memorial Day: At Home, Away and Baby Makes Three (What About GA GA You Say?….view below)

May 24, 2010

 

Presenting:   My Poker Face (below)….

 

Memorial Day on MySpace 

 Listen To Renee Ashley Baker’s New Song

 

                                                                     

Thank You Father”   from Renee Ashley Baker      

        

                                                                  plus    

    And,  Fergie the former Duchess of  York  said:  “Missouri ?”

                  When  Prince Andrew said: “Clarksville” 

  

   A GA GA MEMORIAL DAY?        YEP, I LIKE HER TOO

     VIEW: (click link below) for….

              A  BAD  ROMANCE

                 

  

           MY POKER FACE ?       

                                         

                                          Memorial Day In America

  

                                             Things To Do (At Home) 

 

Grillin !                 

Napoleon Gemini Gourmet Grill

 

Or:

Want  A   Portable  Fireplace?

 Try  The  “Conmoto Travel Fireplace”    ( Buy at:  ameico com  Cost: $3,000)

Like To “Do It Yourself?”   Try….

Lowes Build Your Own Backyard Firepit

  

 For Spectacular Eats On Memorial Day Try….   
  
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Lobster, Steaks and Crab Cakes from Lobstergram com

 

 

 Places To Go On Memorial Day: 

               In  D.C.:

http://www.202area.com/memorialday/

           In  New York:

 http://manhattan.about.com/od/summerinnewyorkcity/a/memorialdaynyc.htm

                 And

    For Next Month?     FATHER’S  DAY!

   (below are some gift ideas for dad)

above, Rolex (of course)

Patek Philippe Chronograph

and Patek Philipe
 
the Breitling Colt
 
 

Louis Vuitton Tambour Chronograph

 
                                                                  and  Louis
 
 
 OR….If Dad Reads?
     (a bestseller on Amazon) 
      
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

George Washington's Sacred Fire by Peter A Lillback

 

 and….

 (an autographed copy of Michael Medved’s new book buy at Michael Medved com)  

Like  To Phone?  There’s always AT & T (Samsung Blackjack)

 
 
 
  
 
 Got A  24 kt  Gold  Dad?

Why  not  a  24kt  Gold  and  Diamond  Ipad….Cost:  $190,000  by Stuart Hughes  (London England)

 
Below some things for “new” Mommies….

TAGA convertible stroller/bike (on tour in Cologne Germany)

        (above, The TAGA convertible stroller.  Cost:  $1500)

 

Clothing For Baby? 

Snopea Sprouts

   

 Toys  For  Baby…. 
  
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Oompa Toys

 

  and

 some things for laughs (and love):   

               VIDEO 1  : (click link below)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qR3rK0kZFkg

              VIDEO 2:  (click link below)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0vMoNfSCwc

 

and Parents….

 for Home Safety and Security:  LOCK!

(The Kwikset Biometric Fingerprint Lock at Brick House Security …. Click link below to view video)

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42s69ZmmsEg&feature=related

and

 for my SPONSORS:

(To any and all COMPANIES interested in sponsoring this blog please email Renee Ashley Baker at  rbstudios@yahoo.com)

Recipes–Wednesday–(From The New York Times) 

1.  CRAB AND ARTICHOKE CANAPES

1/2 cup Russian dressing 

 1/4 teaspoon dry mustard 

1 six-ounce can crabmeat, pick over well 

 1 ten-ounce can artichoke bottoms, drained

2 tablespoons chopped parsley

  Lemon wedges 

 1.  Combine the Russian dressing and mustard and fold in the crabmeat, mixing lightly but thoroughly. 

 2.  Pile the mixture on the artichoke bottoms.  Just before serving, brown the canapes in a preheated broiler and sprinkle with chopped parsley.  Garnish with lemon wedges and serve immediately. 

 Yield:  8 to 12 canapes

 

2.   CANAPES  A LA SIMON  

  1.  Cut small rounds of thinkly sliced bread with a biscuit cutter and toast in broiler. 

2.  In a skillet, cook six or seven slices bacon until soft, chop and mix with one cup Major Grey’s chutney. 

3.  Spread the mixture ont he toast rounds and broil in a preheated broiler about five inches from the source of heat until a slight crust is formed on top and the canapes are heated through.

Yield:  About 2 dozen canapes

 

 3.  SHERRIED  SHRIMP

24 medium shrimp, shelled and deveined

1/4 cup soy sauce

1/4 cup sherry

1/4 cup salad oil

1 teaspoon powdered giner, or 1 tablespoon fresh ginger root, ground

1 clove garlic, finely chopped

1.  Marinate the raw shrimp in the remaining ingredients one hour or less. 

2.  Place the shrimp with a little of the marinade in a skillet and cook three or four minutes, until the shrimp are done.  If possible, use an electric skillet. 

Yield:  4 servings

 4.  RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S TIPS FOR SERVING COLD DRINKS:

          a.  Freeze ice cubes containing:  Olives, cocktail onions and twists of lemon. 

          b.   When mixing drinks just pop one of these ice cubes into the glass

 SHOUT OUT TO:   All Renee Ashley Baker’s Men on eHarmony

                          “Love to my men”   from Renee Ashley Baker

 

                                 

SHOUT OUT TO:  My Friends at “Selective Search” Matchmaking Service (on Park Avenue in New York)

 

                                   HAPPY  MEMORIAL DAY TO MY READERS!

 p.s.  Also For Memorial Day 

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Portrait of Renee by James….

November 7, 2009

Marilyn Monroe by James Gill

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will hire (commission) James Gill to paint Renee Ashley Baker’s portrait….

25 “MORE” THINGS ABOUT RENEE ASHLEY BAKER

Renee Ashley Baker’s Exercise Routine

1. Nordic Trac Ski Machine
2. Ballet Bar
3. Jonathan Urla Pilates,
and….
4. Renee Ashley Baker will meet (“date”) all 60 of the white males (that is the “love matches”) that have been “love matched” with Renee Ashley Baker on eHarmony.
5. Renee Ashley Baker “may” do a “radio show” (in New York City) which hopefully will be sponsored by Amazon.com, Yahoo/Bing and General Motors (or Mercedes Benz).
6. Renee Ashley Baker will sign a contract with Ford Modeling Agency for representation to 21 Companies for $21 million dollars (companies which include Chanel, Chanel Cosmetics –Renee Perfume by Chanel, Jimmy Choo, AT&T, Rolex and Swarovski for jewelry boxes to be designed by Renee Ashley Baker called, “Pandora’s Box”.
7. Renee Ashley Baker will be moving to Germany (Berlin)

RICH? Then Chase–It’s The Credit Card For You….

October 7, 2009
Holloween Pumpkin #2 by Zero79 (on Flickr)

Holloween Pumpkin #2 by Zero79 (on Flickr)

Car Chase by Sanbeiji (on Flickr)

Car Chase by Sanbeiji (on Flickr)

FOR THE UPPER CRUST

CHASE’S “SAPPHIRE”

Only At Chase Bank….

Chase Card Services, a unit of JP Morgan Chase & Co, will now offer a rewards card designed for “wealthy customers”.
The new card, the “Chase Sapphire” is designed for the top earning 15% of U.S. Households. It ofers travel services, access to round the clock customer service, and a “rewards program” ….

FOR THE UPPER MIDDLE EMPLOYED (with good crust taste….)

Panera Lobster Sandwich (photo by mydailyphotoshoot.com)

Panera Lobster Sandwich (photo by mydailyphotoshoot.com)

Panera Bread’s $17 Lobster Sandwich….Brought To You By Panera Bread Company of St. Louis Missouri

Saint Louis Panera Bread Company

Saint Louis Panera Bread Company

FOR THE UPPER, UPPER CRUST (with good taste and lots of dough….)

Sapphire Jewelry auctioned by Sothebys May 2009

"Sapphire Jewelry" auctioned by Sotheby's May 2009

Wednesday, May 6, 2009….At A Sotheby’s Auction In Geneva Switzerland the “Sapphires” (pictured above) were estimated to bring between: $500,000-$800,000 (earrings); $320,000-$520,000 (necklace) and $450,000-$650,000 (bracelet)….

PLUS….

“GOOD-BYE WILLIAM SAFIRE’ From Renee Ashley Baker

(William Safire 1929 – 2009 Winner of both the “Presidential Medal of Honor” and the “Pulitzer Prize”….)

plus….

25 THINGS ABOUT RENEE ASHLEY BAKER

The Bread Of Life? Croissants of course….
Renee Ashley Baker says that she does NOT eat donuts–that she absolutely ‘hates’ donuts–but that she loves to eat “CROISSANTS’ –fresh baked–with or without butter….
(Renee Ashley Baker will sign with Ford Modeling Agency–in New York City–for representation to 21 Companies which include: Moet Champagne/Louis Vuitton, Jimmy Choo, Chanel, Chanel Cosmetics, Chanel Perfume –‘Renee Perfume by Chanel’– and– Rolex of Switzerland….)

ADVERTISERS…WELCOME!…ADVERTISERS…

April 22, 2009

 

                     (AN  OPEN  LETTER  TO  MADISON  AVENUE)

madison-avenue-aka-ad-avenue

      

  Dear  Ad   Men:

                   The time has come for me to “disclose” that my “love affair” with Madison Avenue began at the tender age of two.  For it was at that age (2) that I  learned eagerly the “jingles” of  my prodigious toddlerhood….

         At two, I can vividly remember singing, “Honey, honey, honey, honey, honey graham crackers”.  (It was taste NOT stardom that drove that nightly recitation).

            Next—came “Muriel” and “awe” (awe of the feminine wilds I’d emulate during “dress up play” while wearing my mother’s red lipstick and black high heels).

              Third– “See The USA In Your Chevrolet”.  This–brought about my constantly begging my father–my daddy– (Mr. Ashley) to take me for a ride in his “big car”.  (I loved that car and I was, alas, my daddy’s  “princess”.   Just the two of us–just me and my daddy– who–stood 6’2″, dressed like a banker–and who also, alas, drove a “Big Blue Buick” (not the Chevrolet the song “See The USA” sung about).

            At age 4—I learned that “Q was for Queen and for Quasar”.  (The Quasar whose colors would burst forth from the TV along with the ‘Quasar choir’s’ high notes).

                At ages 8, 9, and  10 you could always find me USING Noxema face cream –for beautiful skin– and Prell –for beautiful hair. (Lovely, I thought,  how that Prell pearl would fall slowly through that sea of green gel….Note:  Only two years earlier I had lost the “Mikimoto Pearl Ring”  that was a gift sent to me,  from my brother,  who was stationed in Japan. 

                   By ages 11 and 12—I was  “a blonde having more fun” (using “Breck”  shampoo and wearing my “white go go boots” and my “Marilyn Monroe  trademark beauty mark” that got me stares, which,  only now bring to mind the words  “Jail Bait”.

                     At age 13,   food came into play –On TV):  “Choosey mothers choose peanut butter”  (peanut butter is ‘still’ my favorite after ‘grahams’ and “Lorna Doones”).  I won’t forget “J-E-L-L-O” and “I can’t believe I at the whole thing” .  And , I’ll always remember “The Fisherman” (the Gordon’s fisherman)  who battled , at our house,  with  Van de Kemps….             

                 Whew!  That’s only a ‘few’ of my childhood memories…. Alas (I mean, hence) hundreds of companies and hundreds of advertisements have since passed.  I am , of course, “still” wearing the lipstick and the high heels and–I’m still blonde (see “The Mermaid” photo).   But—do I still “pay attention”  to Madison Avenue?   (I stared, in deep thought,  at my RCA 32″ color tv).

            “I’m a PC and I’m 4 years old” said the adorable Asian doll who had just sent (with one click) a digital photo to her parents cell…. 

       “Yes! Yes!” (I shouted) Dolly  Madison Avenue still belongs to Renee Ashley!

P.S.  I will be contacting Madison Avenue Advertising Agencies.  I need 100 advertisers/sponsors (to list and link) at $200 per month per advertiser.  NO “catering companies” — however–I will run ads for my favorites —such as “Albertson’s” (Supermarkets) and American conservatives  like Mark Levin  (a former U.S. Attorney and acerbic radio  host pictured in the  photo below)….Liberals are welcome but I’m critically hard on you guys….

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                ADVERTISERS—ADVERTISERS–ADVERTISERS—

WOULD YOU LIKE YOUR PRODUCT TO BE “PRODUCT OF THE DAY”?…..RUN AN AD ….FOR HER AND FOR HIM….

FOR  HER:

BEAUTIFUL  PINK  TECH-NAL

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VIVIENNE  TAM’S  PINK  DESIGNER  MINI  COMPUTER

(RENEE ASHLEY BAKER  HAS A VIVIENNE TAM  MINI COMPUTER.  HOW  BOUT  AN  AD  VIV?)

and….

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(Renee Ashley Baker’s  french  manicured acrylics done by the RITZ NAIL SALON in Boston….)

FOR HIM:

MANLY  SLEEK  BOAT

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ALLOY’S  “THE AD LIB”  MEGA YACHT  (100-140 ft)

(HOW ABOUT AN AD BOAT MANUFACTURERS?)

 and….

 MANLY  SLEEK  BODY

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NORDIC  TRACK  TREADMILL  3000

(HOW  ABOUT  AN  AD  GYM  EQUIPMENT  MAKERS?)

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CAN YOU NAME THE MOVIE THE SCENE BELOW IS FROM?

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Photo Above:  “HIS BY RENEE ASHLEY BAKER”  ( TAKEN BY RENEE ASHLEY BAKER WITH A MOTOROLA CAMERA PHONE).

      DEAR DOCUMENTARY FILMMAKERS: 

      I HAVE DISCOVERED THE “DOCUMENTARY CHANNEL” AND I LOVE IT!   IF — YOU ARE A PRODUCER AND YOU HAVE PRODUCED A DOCUMENTARY THAT WILL BE PLAYING ON THE DOCUMENTARY CHANEL (OR YOUR FILM IS CURRENTLY OR SOON TO BE IN MOVIE THEATRES) I WILL PROMOTE YOUR DOCUMENTARY FILM FOR YOU ON THIS BLOG FOR $500 PER MONTH. ….ALL OTHER ADVERTISERS READ ON…

DO–YOU HAVE A PRODUCT OR SERVICE YOU’D LIKE TO PROMOTE?….

1.  I AM NOW SEEKING ADVERTISORS (“SPONSORS”)FOR THIS BLOG.

2.  BLOG DEMOGRAPHICS: 

       a.  Celebrities and Millionaires

      b.  Men and Women earning $150,000-$250,000 a year

      c.  Men and Women earning $50,000-$75,000 a year

      d.  Readers/Web Surfers/Web Shoppers who enjoy EXCEPTIONAL PEOPLE, LUXURY GOODS, AND FINE MEALS.

 3.  BLOG CATEGORIES: 

             a.  Shop Online: (Fine Jewelry, Designer Clothing, Art Galleries, Luxury Real Estate)

             b.  Walk Right In: (Fine Furniture Stores, Electronics Stores, Computer Stores, Home Security Stores)

            c:  Parties and Proms: (  Limousines, Beauty Salons and Spas, Weddings)

           d.  Restaurants:  (Fine Dining)

4.  BLOG SPECIFICS:

          a.  Blog will post 3-5 days per week beginning June 1, 2009.

         b.  Ad must be placed by June 15, 2009.

   5.  BLOG  GUIDELINES:

        a.  No Nudity

        b.    No  Pornography

        c.   No  Personals/No Classifieds (I “hate” Craigslist)

7.   BLOG RATES

      a.  Cost:  $200  (For a “LISTING”  and a “LINK”)

      b.  Run:  30 Days

      c:  Place:  Contact Renee Ashley at: rbstudios@yahoo.com

                                                                                  

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P.S.  To My Readers:  I have removed all comments that are “too negative” and…. I have removed all comments that were in “bad humor” (such as the comment:  “Robert Kennedy fought Italians –the ‘SOPRANOS’….”.   I should have explained that it’s a Federal “inside joke”….Ha, Ha….

         As you all know—I am a “fan” of both DaVinci and Michaelangelo….)

P.S.P.S.  I’ll give a “free listing” to Jonathan Nicholas.com (for Madison Avenue photo) and to  BR3ITN3R on Flickr and to reihime’s on Flickr  (if they  wants it)….Do email me you three  and let me know!

     

    

                                                             

Robert F. Kennedy: How To Fight

March 26, 2009

 

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I, Renee Ashley Baker, am with the “Fighting Irish”. 

 

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How To Awsome!: Hillary Clinton

March 3, 2009

 secretary-of-state-hillary-clinton-in-jakarta-indiaAWSOME !   HILLARY CLINTON IN JAKARTA INDONESIA….

 

 

 

 

 

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Above, photos of Renee Ashley Baker as “The Mermaid”; and  Renee Ashley Baker’s Jimmy Choo Pine Metallic Sandal…

plus …above…. “The Arno Leopard” 

        Pictured above is the  Arno Leopard ….a 115 ft yacht that comes with 4 cabins, 4 crew and can accommodate 9 guests.  The “Arno Leopard” is for sale at  yacht broker Camper & Nicholson …(Renee’s Aside:  I’ll love living in Monaco Monte Carlo where all my friends will “have 115 ft yachts”….Does  Chanel make  a topsider ?)….

re:  Miley Cyrus….I will “not” be doing any projects with Miley Cyrus but– to the “talented” Miley:  Those ‘Scottish rifts’  are ‘Highland’ awsome! 

“Be My Valentine”…How To Valentine’s Day:

February 5, 2009

    

 

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The World’s Most Romantic Restaurants

1. Le Tobsil  (Marrakesh Morocco)

2. Eagles Eye (British Columbia, Canada)

3.  Atlas Club Nautica (Dubrovnik Croatia)

4. Huka Lodge Dining(Taupo North Island, New Zealond)

5.  Wheatleigh (Lenox, Massachusettes)

6. Ambrosia (Santorini, Greece)

7.  Les Ambassadeurs (Paris, France)

8.Lagoon (Bora Bora FrenchPolynesia)

plus….A Feast For  The  Senses

Sight:

Renee’s favorite: Chanel Mascara for

“Lashes that bat out love in morris code”chanel-masacara

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Touch

Renee’s favorite: hand cream La Mer for

“Hands soft eough to hold”

and….

Taste:

Renee’s favorite Moet with  Chambord  for :

“Champagne du Couer”  by uberbartender Stacy Wingate

Recipe:

In Champagne flute add Moet champagne (to 3/4 full)

Add to Champagne flute 1/2 ounce Chambord liquer

enjoy….plus….

Love Note 1:  He’s Available Girls!  

  Prince Harry is once again back on that “eligible bachelor list”….ENIGMA_HARRY_230508

plus….

Love Note 2:  Renee Ashley Baker as  “That Fabulous Bachelorette” .  Renee  searches for love (for 13 weeks on ABC  Network)

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  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNnH2IKIMsY