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Fashion Week New York 2014: Day 9. Jackie Kennedy Onassis, Princess Diana, Princess Grace Kelly, Bridal Gowns! (2015)

September 11, 2014

Jackie Kennedy wedding gown

Jackie Kennedy wedding photo

Socialite Jackie Bouvier weds the handsome and dashing U.S. Navy (PT 109) hero John Fitzgerald Kennedy.

HRH Princess Diana and HRH Prince Charles

HRH Princess Diana with handsome and dashing new husband HRH Prince Charles (This “Emmanuel” wedding gown became the most famous Wedding Gown in History….)

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Above, the Beautiful Mrs A/B wearing a “real diamond pendant” and 24kt gold rings on her fingers….

I, Renee Ashley Baker, was born in St. Louis, Missouri to the Lady (Erma/Irma) pictured above. Have I talked about the summers I’d spend in Illinois….in Springfield Illinois, walking down “country roads”, stealing gigantic peaches, and running through “corn fields” (like the Children of the Corn ?)…..Did I say that the relatives that I stayed with in Springfield Illinois were a “wealthy BLACK couple” that I called Uncle and Aunt. It was said, amongst Springfield Illinois citizens, that my Uncle “owned the bank of Springfield” because he was the bank’s largest depositor. My Uncle was probably Springfield’s largest “land owner” (because for as far as you could see was land that was owned by him). And did I say that my Uncle was also the “Sheriff” (Deputy Sheriff) of Springfield Illinois at the time?….Yes, I have a “prominent” family; related to Englishmen (Calverts) and Welchmen (Harris)–and there was my brother Jamese (who served 28 years in the U.S. Air Force) and now there is a U.S. Justice Department employee (who was awarded commendations from FBI Directors). So…I’ve said all that ….to say this….below are some of history’s favorite “Wedding Dresses”….

FROM HER MAJESTY….

TO

HER ROYAL HIGHNESS….

HRH Princess Grace Kelly and HRH Prince Ranier

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JEWELRY FIT FOR A PRINCESS…

SOMETHING BLUE….

Circa Jewels

AND NOW….HERE COMES THE BRIDE

THE PRINCESS BRIDE….

BELOW…CHANEL COUTURE BRIDAL GOWNS 2015

Chanel Couture Wedding Gown 1

Chanel Couture Wedding Gown 2

BRIDE TO BE YOU? THIRD (MAYBE EVEN FOURTH) MARRIAGE?

MONIQUE LHUILLER 2015

monique-lhuillier-spring-2015-

WEDDING CAKES BY (WHO ELSE) RON BEN ISRAEL OF NEW YORK

Ron Ben Israel wedding cakes

Ron Ben Israel wedding cake 2

WEDDING INVITATIONS BY DAWN (CANDY BOX INVITATIONS ? HOW CUTE….)

Wedding Invitations by Dawn

THE PLATES….(COLETTE GOLD BY ROBERT HAVILAND AND CORALL GOLD BY MEDARD DE NOBLAT….FOR TWO BUDGETS $535 AND $270)

haviland-china-colette gold

Medard de Noblat corall gold

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S WEDDING VENUE? (THE YACHT CHRISTINA O….)

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SHOUT OUT TO BANKS….

What Style! I, Renee Ashley Baker, suggest that you put “NO COVER” tags on all your songs at the copyright office (so that no talents Rihanna can’t steal your signature).
2. I, Renee Ashley Baker, also suggest that you sign with Sony, Virgin Records or Bertelsmann (if you’re not with a major label already).
3. I, Renee Ashley Baker, must state that you are “ready” to become the next Maureen McGovern/Celine Dione (aka Muse of the “movie song”)….HERE THAT ALL YOU PRODUCER’S OUT IN HOLLYWOOD …..
(fortunately I, Renee Ashley Baker, am headed for France and the Fashion Industry….)

As I have stated on this BLOG many times, I, Renee Ashley Baker, will NOT be working in the movie industry but will instead work in “the French Perfume and Design Industry” (I’ll also become a citizen of France and give up citizenship of the United States). However, However, If, one day, I, Renee Ashley Baker, change my mind, I, Renee Ashley Baker, will work–in movies– on the following terms:

1. HE (the head of CAA) will have to sign Renee Ashley Baker to an exclusive contract whereby I, Renee Ashley Baker, would use CAA Talent “exclusively” for my motion picture productions.
2. I, Renee Ashley Baker, will have to be the “Executive Producer” of all of the Renee Ashley Baker motion picture productions.
3. I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be “set up” at either Disney Studios or at News Corp/20th Century Fox or I may help some MEN (from India) build their “movie studio”.
4. I, Renee Ashley Baker, will reside in France (and I, Renee Ashley Baker, will “give up citizenship” of the United States and will become a “citizen of France”).
5. NO TO RICHARD GERE AND NO TO ICM (ICM NEEDS TO BE IN JAIL); ALSO NO TO CLINT EASTWOOD AND NO TO OPRAH WINFREY. ALSO NO TO OPRAH’S “OWN” channel …NO TO MADONNA AND NO TO ALL “OTHERS” THAT I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, HAVE PREVIOUSLY SAID “NO” TO.

NO TO MERYL STREEP…MERYL STREEP CANNOT HAVE IT…(NO BECAUSE I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, SAID NO AND NO BECAUSE “SELESTE” IS TRYING TO FORCE ME TO GIVE IT TO MERYL STREEP)….

CAA

I, Renee Ashley Baker, took the above photo (of myself) last night (on 9/4/2014). Can you guess how I did it? I think the photo came out BEAUTIFUL and with #NO FILTER! (Selfie taken not with an iphone). Now….Shout out to SAM FINE:

Hi Sam:
I, Renee Ashley Baker, am wearing Fashion Fair’s Crème Foundation in the above Selfie. I, Renee Ashley Baker, have been wearing your Fashion Fair Crème Foundation (in Brown Glo or Brown Blaze Glo) since it first came on the market. However, it doesn’t work for “HD/High Def” digital photography (especially the one for oily skin). Can you come up with a “foundation” liquid, crème, or crème/powder combo that will work for high def photography? Maybe something that could be applied with one of the new foundation application “buffing/blending” brushes? (Cover Girl is Crap).

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RENEE ASHLEY BAKER WILL BE MOVING TO FRANCE TO LAUNCH “ERMA FRENCH PERFUME AND DESIGN” (HOPEFULLY WITH THE WERTHEIMERS)….RENEE ASHLEY BAKER CURRENTLY RESIDES IN EAST HAMPTON. NOW VISIT RENEE ON MYSPACE….

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NOW VISIT….ERMA FRENCH PERFUME AND DESIGN (ON TUMBLR)…CLICK LOGO BELOW….

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BELOW….RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S RIVIERA HOUSE….(THE HOUSE THAT CHANEL BOUGHT?)

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RENEE’S….NEW SONG….

“DIAMONDS” A DEMO (written and sung by Renee Ashley Baker)

DIAMONDS”
(Guest Musician: Toots Thielman ?)
Lyrics and Music by Renee Ashley Baker
Copyright 2003 by Renee Ashley Baker
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

(verse 1)
In love
Well welcome to who needs love
I never try to please love
I only give to me

To please me
Just give me Harry Winston
Arpels and Butler Wilson
A ‘jewel’s’ all I need

Diamonds, I’ll use them for their Diamonds
I’ll ruse them for their Diamonds
Confuse them for their Diamonds
Diamonds, I’ll feel them for their Diamonds
I’ll thrill them for their Diamonds
I’ll kill them for their Diamonds

A “Blue Box”
Repossi, I’m in Grid Lock
Orgell but now the bids stopped
He’ll take me to Asprey

Believe me
A Diamond is my best friend
It’s Cartier or its First Sin
A heart shaped card in play

Diamonds, I’ll use them for their Diamonds
Abuse them for their Diamonds
Confuse them for their Diamonds
Diamonds, I’ll feel them for their Diamonds
I’ll thrill them for their Diamonds
I’ll kill them for their Diamonds
(bridge)
I’ll never know a thing of feelings
I’ll never try to do what’s right
I’ll never know that they need healing
I only know it takes 3 C’s and light

(musical interlude by Toots Thielman)

I’ll never know a thing of feelings
I’ll never try to do whats right
I’ll never know that they need healing
I only know it takes 3 C’s and light

(verse 3)

Mikimoto
With diamonds love a Dojo
A Graff then off to Soho
A camel to Mouawaad
(Shaharazod music)

Piaget me
H. Stern to Bulgari
I’ll win it Mata Hari
Say Debeers and Away!

Diamonds, I’ll stroke them for their Diamonds
I’ll toke them for their Diamonds
I’ll coke them for their Diamonds

Diamonds , I’ll swill them for their Diamonds
I’ll pill them for their Diamonds
I’ll kill them for their Diamonds

For their Diamonds
(Toots music)
For their Diamonds
(Toots music)
For their Diamonds
(Toots music)
For Their Diamonds
(Toots music Fade out)
(The End)
(NOTE: THIS SONG IS NOT FOR SALE….THE “RENEE ASHLEY BAKER SONG CATALOG” IS NOT FOR SALE IT IS “OFF THE MARKET”. NO TO BEYONCE)

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NEW….GoPro WHITE….

GO PRO WHITE

VIEW “RENEE GOES TO PARIS FRANCE”….(A NEW “GO PRO” CHANNEL….FROM EUROPE!)
click link below to view:
http://www.youtube.com/channel/UClOQkosBB9RokG5PFyZdJMQ

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RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S SCHEDULE

1. Renee Ashley Baker gets “lawsuit settlement” of $60 Million for 6 years “financial injury” and for “physical injury”. (Renee Ashley Baker moves to France).
2. Renee Ashley Baker “dates” 52 Caucasian/Jewish Men who are 60 years of age and older in France. (No Athletes and No Politicians).
3. Renee Ashley Baker launches “Men’s Cologne” line hopefully with the owner’s of Chanel (in France).
4. Renee Ashley Baker (still the “party girl”) will open a “Discotheque” in the South of France (and No to Madonna).
5. Renee Ashley Baker will, maybe, sign with Disney (and Mel Gibson? and Sony Music?)
6. Renee Ashley Baker will sign with Random House or Harper Collins (and Sony) for a James Bond novel.

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NOW VIEW RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S NEW “WIX” WEBSITE….

(click on Renee Ashley Baker below)

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Please post this BLOG link on your TWITTER and on your FACEBOOK. Copy and paste link: http://www.ReneeAshleyBaker.Wordpress.com

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Announcement

Queen Mary 2

Did I say that I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be “sailing” to France aboard the Queen Mary 2? YES, I will and I’ll be making, filming (digitally) a “Documentary” of my trip. I, Renee Ashley Baker, plan to give this Documentary (free of charge) to Direct TV Video On Demand….so that it can be a “freebie for their audience….

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MY PUBLICIST…
I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, AM HOPING TO HIRE KCD WORLDWIDE…..I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, AM EXPECTING MY “FIRST PUBLICITY” TO BE MAGAZINE FEATURES ABOUT “RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S ENROLLMENT IN FASHION SCHOOL IN PARIS”….OR MAGAZINE FEATURES ABOUT “RENEE ASHLEY BAKER IN HER FABULOUS HOME OVERLOOKING THE MEDITTERANEAN”….WHAT A STORY!

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MY ANSWER IS STILL “NO” TO UNIVERSAL STUDIOS AND NO TO WARNER BROS ….

THE FACTS….HOPEFULLY I’LL BE SETTLING MY LAWSUIT….IN THE MEANTIME MY ANSWER IS “NO” TO SHOWBUSINESS…CLICK LINK TO READ WHY….

MCA and The Mob

Interscope Records

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will NOT work for Universal Studios nor for Warner Bros. Click link BELOW to read why:
http://www.sohh.com/2011/09/interscope_records_under_fire_for_cocain.html

I said NO

P.S. STILL NO TO OPRAH WINFREY….OPRAH WINFREY IS NOT COMING ON THE QUEEN MARY 2 WITH RENEE ASHLEY BAKER….
I, Renee Ashley Baker, happen to favor Cate Blanchett, at this time, as well as Helen Merrin. My old favorites are Helen Hayes, and the great actress/director/singer Barbra Streisand (to name a few). )…..

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Because I have been “bothered” by the Englewood Public Library about Oprah Winfrey, I have to request that Oprah Winfrey “stay away from me”…..No to ICM, No to Angelina Jolie, No to Julia Roberts, No to Christina Aguillera, No to Jessica Alba. Johnny Depp has to “stay away” from Renee Ashley Baker too….No to Lil Kim and No to Beyoncé too and NO to Rihanna, and No to Nicky Manaj. And I’ve Had To “Threaten” Charlize Theron so that she could not be “forced into a payroll” by Englewood City Employees such as Aimee, Jennifer, and Kara and Pat. “NO” to all others that Renee Ashley Baker has said “NO” to.

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Garage Door Safety/Security: Garage Door Opener With Fingerprint I.D. (read below)

June 22, 2010

 

HOME   SAFETY 

 NEED  BARB  WIRE?       THEN  READ  ON…. 

 

 

IF–IF–there has been a rash of auto break-ins in your neighborhood (meaning smashing car windows and stealing Ipods, GPS, Laptops, and GARAGE DOOR OPENERS) maybe–you should  look into  garage door openers that work only with YOUR  fingerprint  I.D. 

TRY:  The Biometrix Master Lock Smart Touch Garage Door Opener  (pictured above).

VISIT:  http://www.automatedhome.co.uk/New-Products/Biometric-Garage-Door-Opener.html

 ALSO  TRY:

  Kwikset Smartscan Biometric Fingerprint I.D.  Deadbolt Lock sold by BRICK HOUSE SECURITY  (pictured above) .

VISIT: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42s69ZmmsEg&feature=related

 THE ABOVE PRODUCTS CAN BE PURCHASED ACROSS THE U.S. INCLUDING:  NEW YORK, D.C., PHILADELPHIA, NEW HAVEN, NEW PORT ETC  ETC  ETC

AND…. 

 About  Renee Ashley Baker

           4   DATES   WITH   RENEE   ASHLEY   BAKER

RENEE  ASHLEY  BAKER  PRESENTLY  HAS   HER   PROFILE  ON  EHARMONY,   JDATE,   AND  HANNIDATE….

QUALIFICATIONS  (Non-Negotiable):

1.  He must be Caucasian. (No religious preference–I love Jewish men ! )

2. He must reside in Colorado, or East Coast USA, or Canada,  or in Europe (but NOT in California).

3. He must earn  $250,000 – $1 million dollars per year.

SHOUT OUT TO RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S MEN ON:

 

AND…Renee Ashley Baker will be signing up with Selective Search Dating Service (on Park Avenue in  New York City)

BELOW: 

Renee  Ashley  Baker’s   Choo  Choos . . . .

BELOW:   Renee Ashley Baker as The Mermaid . . . .

  

 

 I, Renee Ashley Baker, am going to “get married”, design “handbags” and  design “jewelry boxes”  and sit on yachts in Monaco, Monte Carlo sipping champagne and scooping up beluga caviar…. 

                                                     and  now

SHOUT OUT TO MEDIA BLOGGERS AND LIFESTYLE BLOGGERS:

    Do  LINK  TO   This Blog:   “About Renee Ashley Baker”

www.ReneeAshleyBaker.Wordpress.com 

 

   (NOW   SCROLL   DOWN  BELOW   FOR   FATHERS)

                                            

                                                   

 

Travel: Jet Set or Jet Blue (Pampering, Planning, and Photographing)

December 2, 2009

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Renee Ashley’s Red ‘Globetrotter’ Travel Case

PAMPERING:
It is inevitable that you’ll get stuck in an airport somewhere, sometime, so why not relax while you’re waiting?

Get Pampered: At Detroit Metro Airport, you can get a facial, a massage, and a shower in McNamara terminal.

Listen to Chopin: Hartsfield-Jackson Atlanta International Airport has a pianist to serenade irritable would-be passengers.

Tee Off: At Dallas/Ft. Worth International Airport, you can play 36 holes of golf on airport property–if you’ve got the time.

Up Your Culture Quotient: Fort Lauderdale-Hollywood International Airport has spent millions on its world-class art collection.

Sample the Chardonnay: At Baltimore/Washington International, a wine bar serves flights of wine during delays.

PLANNING:
Fly Early In The Day. At airports scheduled to capacity, any delay in the morning means there will be at least that much of delay for every flight thereafter.

Depart A Day In Advance. For crucial trips, such as a business meeting or a wedding.

Check the Delay Statistic For your flight: For how often that flight is more than 15 minutes late on a scale of 1 to 9 (the lower the number, the more often it’s late)–before you book your tickets. Airlines are required by law to give you the stat if you ask for it: many post it on their websites. If the number is 5 or below and time is of the essence, consider another flight.

Sign Up for the registered traveler program. At (tsa.gov/approach/rt/travelers.shtm)to take some of the pain out of the preflight experience. Travelers who pass a voluntary background check can use special lanes to whisk through security at nearly 20 U.S. airports, including in Denver, Oakland, Orlando, and San Francisco.

Make A Call– If you get to the gate and the airline says you’ve lost your seat: Contact the ‘Coalition for an Airline Passangers’ Bill of Rights’ at 877-359-3776. Kate Hanni, the group’s founder, says stranded passengers have told her that seats were suddenly found for them when they called CAPBOR from the airport and let airline personnel know they’d done so. If your flight is canceled, the group’s volunteer staff will help you book hotels, research your flight status, offer alternative routes, help with car rental, and relay weather information.

Understand Your Options: When you’re stuck on the ground for hours after boarding, there’s a reason. “If the airlines lock the doors, the don’t have to provide refunds, credits, lodgling, and food expenses” says Paul Hudson, executive director of the Aviation Consumer Action Project. You can circulate a petition demanding to be let off the plane and take it to the cockpit. An airline can’t hold people against their will unless there is a safety reason, and the Captain has the authority to let people off. If the situation worsens, call the police or a local TV or radio station from your cell phone. CAPBOR hotline volunteers can also put you in touch with the media.

Join The Fight: To enact an Airline Passengers’ Bill of Rights federal legislation that would mandate, among other things. that passengers be allowed to deplane when they are held on the tarmac for more than three hours as well as require airlines to provide delayed passengers with food, water, sanitary facilities, and medical attention. Know, however, that the major U.S. carriers are dead set against the bill, arguing that cockpit crews should make these calls. For more information on the Passenger’s Bill visit: http://www.flyersrights.com

PHOTOGRAPHING:
Want To Take stunning pictures of your ‘holiday’ ? DIYphotography.net offers camera basics for beginners, with tips on lighting and low-cost ways to replicate expensive equipment.

Want To Load your holiday pictures onto one website and have them ‘magically appear’ on every website you have? Then try: Posterous.com, Friendfeed.com, Tripit.com,

GET 29:
Did you know that in 1929 the city of St. Louis hired Archie League, the country’s first air traffic controller? He uses two signal flags to direct planes. Red means hold; black-and-white means go.

ABOUT RENEE ASHLEY BAKER

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be singing a contract with Ford Modeling Agency for representation to 21 Companies and for $21 Million Dollars (companies that include Chanel, Chanel Cosmetics–“Renee Perfume by Chanel”, Jimmy Choo, AT&T, IBM, General Motors, and Swarovski for a line of jewelry boxes to be designed by Renee Ashley Baker called, “Pandora’s Box”).

Renee Ashley Baker will reside in Germany (Berlin) and in Monaco, Monte Carlo).

special thanks: Reader’s Digest special thanks: eHarmony

FASHION WEEK: Men’s Fashion Page by Renee Ashley Baker

September 21, 2009
Form by Petra

Form by Petra

Menswear designer Petra

Menswear designer Petra

Special Thanks Getty Images

FORM

Every well dressed, handsome (and sexy) man has to have “Form”….
“Form” is the new menswear line from Petra Ecclestone (daughter of billionaire and Formula One race car driver Bernie Ecclestone). The fabulous Petra (who resides in the fashionable section of London) premiered her menswear line London last Spring….Petra has a fabulous touch for men–wouldn’t you say?

(Renee Ashley Baker’s Aside: “Say Petra–I’d like to meet the “man” in the photo…He so fine!”…)

MAN SIZE MEDAL:

“Commander of the British Empire?” (Why not)

Sexy Robert Plant Commander of the British Empire

Sexy Robert Plant "Commander of the British Empire"

(“Oh Baby, Hey Baby, Oh Baby”….)

MAN SIZE READING:

By His Own Rules  Donald Rumsfeld

"By His Own Rules" Donald Rumsfeld

The U.S. Secret Service as disclosed by Ronald Kessler

The U.S. Secret Service as disclosed by Ronald Kessler

Culture of Corruption by Michelle Malkin

"Culture of Corruption" by Michelle Malkin

Malkin says, in her book (and I paraphrase): “Little Barack Obama is a black Muslim Marxist who has flung “Czars” hither and yonder and convoluted with the ‘community pimp organizing’ offices at Acorn”.

(Renee Ashley Baker’s Aside: “That Malkin so mean !”)

MAN SIZE SEARCHING: (The new Yahoo Bing!)

Bing by Yahoo!

Bing by Yahoo!

MAN SIZE SOCIALIZING:(Fall/Winter 2009 Now Online)

Brooks Brothers logo

Brooks Brothers logo

MAN SIZE MADDENING:

Mad Men

"Mad Men"

“And The Winner Is….Mad Men”

(Renee Ashley Baker’s Aside: “And The Winner Is…Quaser”)

MAN SIZE LIVING:

Living Better With Steve Spitz

"Living Better With Steve Spitz"

MAN SIZE MUSIC:

New York Symphony Orchestra

New York Symphony Orchestra

“The New York Symphony Orchestra plays Renee Ashley Baker’s favorite music”….)

MAN SIZE GADGETING:

Renees  AT&T CRUISE CAST

Renee's AT&T CRUISE CAST

Phillips Mirror TV

Phillips Mirror TV

Phillips Mirror TV

Phillips Mirror TV

Zippo Cigerette Lighter Digital Camera by Digital Dream

Zippo Cigerette Lighter Digital Camera by Digital Dream

Obsessed with spying on man’s two legged best friend? (Meaning yur girl?) then try the new cigerette ligher/digital camera by Digital Dream….
Now… “secret picture taking” can be pre-set at intervals 90 minutes apart. The camera records video and audio, and can store 500 pages of text and images (much like a portable hard drive) and–it’s still a Zippo cigerette lighter !

(Renee Ashley Baker’s Aside: “England still makes the best gadgets don’t they?”)

MAN SIZE MANEUVERING (“The New Maybach!”):

Maybach 2010

Maybach 2010

MAN SIZE SEA FARING: (The new Mirabella!)

The Mirabella V

The "Mirabella V"

MAN SIZE EVERYTHING IN MONACO MONTE CARLO: (Prince Albert Of Monaco Monte Carlo “doin the ?”)

Prince Albert does the wave

Prince Albert does "the wave"

MAN SIZE MAN-MEN-SHIP:

Excuses Be Gone by Dr. Wayne Dyer

"Excuses Be Gone" by Dr. Wayne Dyer

The Plunge.com

The Plunge.com

Yahoos Guide To Living In The Moment

"Yahoo's Guide To Living In The Moment"

MAN SIZE PARENTING:

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

"Chitty Chitty Bang Bang"

Still playing on Broadway (or on DVD)…

MAN SIZE WORSHIP:

Rabbis Learn Self Defense

Rabbis Learn Self Defense

(Renee Ashley Baker’s Aside: Happy Rosh Hashanah!)

plus….

LOVE MATCH (in NYC):

I, Renee Ashley Baker, am looking for a “love match” with the right man. I, Renee Ashley Baker, like “white men only” —that is–I, Renee Ashley Baker, like Caucasian men only– (No Mexicans, No Spanish, No Musilims, No Blacks and No Italians….Italians are too mean!). So–I, Renee Ashley Baker, am looking to meet the right (white ) “nice guy” on Eharmony, Match.com,Chemistry.com or Little Black Book who will “wine and dine” me in New York City over Thanksgiving Week. (Meaning “he” pays—pays for the airplane ticket, he pays for the 4 star hotel, and he pays for the entertainment (at “21” and “The New York Symphony Orchestra concert”)….I, Renee Ashley Baker, don’t watch baseball, I don’t like basketball and I don’t like football. However–I love race car drivers (the Le Mans Grand Prix in Monte Carlo fascinates me!)….I–am now on Eharmony.com To find out more about Renee Ashley Baker. Visit:
http://www.likeme.net/users/Renee Ashley Baker….

Potpourri:Fine Art and Fine Living

August 18, 2009

The Film Mystique (Movies To See….Now)

Grey Gardens

Grey Gardens (Drama) ….Starring jessica Lange and Drew Barrymore (411: About Park Avenue/Hamptons Socialites “Big and Lil Edie Bouvier”)

The Time Travelers Wife

“The Time Traveler’s Wife” (Love Story) Starring Eric Bana and Rachel McAdams (411: Produced by Brad Pitt)

District 9 the movie

“District 9” (Action) Starring Sharlto Copley and Jason Cope (411: Cost only $30 million to produce)

Brad Pitt starring in Inglorious Bastards

“Inglorious Bastards” (History) Starring Brad Pitt (411: It stars Brad Pitt!)

The Fever Dream Mystique (Now On Tour)

Hall and Oates

Roger Daltry

Now On Tour: Daryl Hall and John Oates, Roger Daltry, Depeche Mode, Jackson Browne, Chris Isaak, Lyle Lovett and John Hiatt.

The “Far Out ” Mystique

DVD Woodstock 3 Days of Peace and Love

DVD: Woodstock 3 Days of Peace and love (Now In Memory)

The Feminine Mystique

Model by DeSciose

DeSciose (of Denver)

Gilles Bensimon and model

Gilles Bensimon (of Paris )

photograph by Patrick Demarchelier

Patrick Demarchelier (of London)

Catherine Deneuve by Helmut Newton

Helmut Newton (of Germany)

Monte Carlo by Louis Icart

Louis Icart (of Monaco Monte Carlo)

The Fourth Estate Mystique

Helen Thomas

“Happy Birthday Helen” from Renee Ashley Baker

The Fluffy Estate Mystique

Leona Helmsley with Trouble

“Ruff Ruff” (or “Rip off! Rip off ! In dog language). Trouble, Leona Helmsley’s “pampered pooch” is suing (in court!) to get a bigger cut of the $136 million dollars left to him by hotel queen Leona Helmsley.

The Freedom Mystique

Liberty and Tyranny by Mark R Levin

“Liberty and Tyranny” by Mark Levin

The Floating Word Mystique

Rattle poetry magazine

“Rattle” by resident poet and editor in chief Alan Fox
(Renee Ashley Baker’s aside: “Hey, Mr. Fox, how about a real estate loan?”)

“The Fois Gras Mystique”

Pate de fois gras by Petrossian

Pate de Fois Gras by Petrossian (Renee Ashley Baker’s favorite snack–on toast).

The “That Far Away?” Mystique
New York by Zachwsu on Flickr

A second Exodus? Yup, out of New York City. “Why not?” says Scott Friedman of DAT Minyan Synagogue in Denver, Colorado. Friedman wants to incide a great western migration–Oregon Trail style–but Jewish. Check out Scott’s website at: JewishDenver.com

The Favorite Star Mystique

Mel Gibson 1

Mel Gibson 2

Mel Gibson 3

“I, Renee Ashley Baker, want to meet Mel Gibson. He is my absolute favorite star. But–I’m torn and I don’t know what to say to him. (Yes, I do wear glasses)….What I mean is, I feel as though it was I, Renee Ashley Baker, who somehow–via osmosis–put Mel with “Nurse Moore”. So–I’m sad about the “marriage” break up. On the other hand he is Mel Gibson–the “sexiest man alive” Mel Gibson! So–I’m running a contest: “What Should Renee Ashley Baker Say To Mel Gibson?” Should it be–
“I’m glad you got rid of her now you and I can be together?” Or….
“What do you think you’re doing getting rid of Robin–Batman?”….

Statement 1 or Statement 2….Which should it be? Serious or hilarious. (Although something tells me Mel Gibson would laugh –out loud– if either statement came out of me) ….

The public can mail their contest votes to: “What Should She Say To Gerard?” (at rbstudios@yahoo.com)

Alumni: NYU, Columbia, Harvard, plus Germany Memorial Day

May 20, 2009

 

                         Renee Ashley Baker’s  Universities….

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Harvard University

 

           10.  I, Renee Ashley Baker, attended two private colleges. 

                                               HELLO  ALUMS !

         To all those who attended New York University, Columbia University in New York, and Harvard University  I, Renee Ashley Baker, would like to run an advertisement for your business (your lawfirm, your apparel company, your day spa, your consulting firm, your hand bag company, your foundation, your restaurant, your travel agency, your mortgage company, your real estate brokerage, your software company, your fashion boutique, your art gallery, your photography studio, your architechtural firm, and your shoe company (aka Brown Shoe Company in St. Louis– Missouri).

               As you may know 70 Million People log on to the internet each day.  Approximately 700 Million People log on to the internet each week–worldwide.   (And–75% of all American households now have the internet).

               Also–as you may know a “display ad” in a local daily newspaper may reach 200,000 -500,000 readers (and can cost from $1,000-$10,000 for a one-time only run).  By contrast, an advertisement on a Blog can reach 70 million web-surfers/web shoopers each day and will cost far less than a newspaper ad.

             The minimum run on my Blog for small to medium size businesses  is 1 month ($200) and 3 months (for $600) and 6 months (for $1200).   Large “corporations” must buy for 12 months minimum (or $2400). 

               I, Renee Ashley Baker, look forward to hearing from you and I look forward to promoting your product or services.

              Very truly yours,

              RENEE ASHLEY BAKER

 

                      “25 Things About Renee Ashley Baker”

11.  I, Renee Ashley Baker, am giving my mother (Mrs. Ashley) an endowment (a chair) at Wellesley.  I, Renee Ashley Baker, am giving my father (Mr. Ashley) an endowment (a chair) at Harvard.

 12.       I, Renee Ashley Baker, will become a permanent citizen of Monaco Monte Carlo.

 13.     I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be Christie Brinkley….I, Renee Ashley Baker, will become a “SpokesModel” for 13 companies (including Hermes St. Louis Cristal) and I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be paid a “total” of $24 million dollars from these 13 companies.  (The Kennedys’ names will go on the $24 million dollar bank account)

   14.      I, Renee Ashley Baker, hate “American Idol” the tv show.

   15.      I, Renee Ashley Baker, hate “Coca-Cola”.

    16.   I,   Renee Ashley Baker, hate “California”.

plus….for the Holiday….. 

 

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Memorial Day Drive ( in the country?)…Try the new  Bentley 2009 GTC Convertible

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Memorial Day Dinner (in the city?)….Try Lobstergram.com

                         Plus….

                                  German Memorial Day ? Wall

                                                        

                                         FALL OF THE WALL

            I, Renee Ashley  Baker, am learning to speak fluent German;  I, Renee Ashley Baker,  plan to live in Germany (for a year or two);  I, Renee Ashley Baker,  have friends who are German and I, Renee Ashley Baker,  have “dated” German men ….Therefore– I, Renee Ashley Baker,  am “eligible”  right?….

           IT is my understanding that Germany has been seeking a “design” for what is being called the “Fall Of The Wall Memorial”.  

         This “memorial” all commemorate the “fall of the Berlin wall” (in 1989).  This  “memorial” is to be located right in the heart of Berlin on land that is approximately 3000 sq metres. 

          So….I, Renee Ashley Baker, would like to hereby –officially–submit, to the Culture Minister of Germany, my CONCEPT for the “Fall Of  The Wall Memorial”….

                                    “99 White Balloons”

                                                  by

                                     Renee Ashley Baker

         Copyright 2009 by Renee Ashley.   All Rights Reserved

            A WALL,  6ft tall,  made of newly invented “see through concrete” .    On top of the wall,  are 99 WHITE BALLOONS.  These 99 WHITE BALLOONS , made of glass and with white strings attached, are pulling “The Wall” up, up, up towards the right . On the ground, at  left , pushing “The Wall” upwards is a BLACK VOLKSWAGEN  BEETLE…..

      (Note:  My design, of course, is inspired by the 1984 song, “99 Luft Ballons” by Nena)

VIEW VIDEO:    “99 Balloons” by Nena

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQYQTFudrqc                              

                           HAPPY   MEMORIAL   DAY!

(Scroll Down To See “Millionaires Weekend Retreat”)

                       

St. Patrick’s Day: Sir Edward M Kennedy

March 13, 2009

 

 

 

 

 

 

                              

                                SIR  EDWARD  M.  KENNEDY ? 

                                (Renee’s  Aside:  “You  Betcha!” )

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President John F. Kennedy, U.S. Senator Robert F. Kennedy and….Senator (Sir) Edward M. Kennedy…. 

plus….

MY WILD IRISH ROSE

PRESENTING–THE BOSTON RED DEVILS (click link below)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgAfRX_jdJw

 

ERIN GO BRAGH?

You don’t have to be in the Big Apple to celebrate with the Irish.  Erin, a tiny hamlet  in Western New York, puts on quite a bash, says resident Alice Britenbaker.  Irish dancers in costume perform, the fire department hosts a huge feast and the local historical museum opens its doors to remind everyone what life was like in the 19th and early 20th centuries….

JUST FOR LAUGHS:

Three hard of hearing Irish men in there 70’s are out  on the golf course.   The First Irish Man says, “Sure is windy ut isn’t it?”….The Second Irish Man says, “NO–it’s Thursday”….The Third Irish Man says, “Thirsty—me too–let’s go get somethin to drink!”….

IRISH RECIPES:  GREEN JELLO SHOTS

“Light Gelatin Shots”

1 package (4 serving size) JELL-O Brand Gelatin, in lime green flavor

1  cup boiling water

3/4  cup cold lemon line carbonated or sparkling beverage

1/4  cup cold liqueur (creme de mint)

DISSOLVE  gelatin in boiling water.  Add juice and liqueur.  Pour into 12 (2 ounce) souffle cups.  Chill until set, about 1 hour.  MAKES  12 servings.

PLUS….

“Happy  Birthday  Sir  Edward M. Kennedy !”

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How To Awsome!: Hillary Clinton

March 3, 2009

 secretary-of-state-hillary-clinton-in-jakarta-indiaAWSOME !   HILLARY CLINTON IN JAKARTA INDONESIA….

 

 

 

 

 

Women’s Pant Suit

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Above, photos of Renee Ashley Baker as “The Mermaid”; and  Renee Ashley Baker’s Jimmy Choo Pine Metallic Sandal…

plus …above…. “The Arno Leopard” 

        Pictured above is the  Arno Leopard ….a 115 ft yacht that comes with 4 cabins, 4 crew and can accommodate 9 guests.  The “Arno Leopard” is for sale at  yacht broker Camper & Nicholson …(Renee’s Aside:  I’ll love living in Monaco Monte Carlo where all my friends will “have 115 ft yachts”….Does  Chanel make  a topsider ?)….

re:  Miley Cyrus….I will “not” be doing any projects with Miley Cyrus but– to the “talented” Miley:  Those ‘Scottish rifts’  are ‘Highland’ awsome! 

Renee’s Bugatti: “11 Days Of Christmas”

December 12, 2008

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$2 Million for Hermes?

Above, the Bugatti Veyron Fbg (Fbg stands for Hermes headquarters on the Faubourge Saint Honore in Paris).

The Face:  The “face” of this fabulous automobile has been revamped with a brushed–aluminium trademark horse collar grille which is now flanked with a panel that has two air inlets .

The Body:  A 1001-bhp V-16 quad-turbo charged engine (which means this car can do 0-62 mph in 2.6 seconds) plus…the piece de resistance?….Hermes loops on the wheel hubs.

The Price:  The price of this Bugatti Royale?  A cool $2 million dollars. 

(Renee’s Aside:  Anyone for a spin around Monte Carlo?   Thanks Bill Gates for my $1 million dollars a year.   My customized license plates?   They’ll  read:   HERA 1)

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