Posts Tagged ‘Models’

Chanel The Deal? (plus FACEBOOK/big photo “In My Opinion” is now on + Hello France, Congrats To Ashley’s Hubby + Read My Poem and HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY)

May 19, 2012

ANNIE

THANDIE

ANNIE …..

I’ve proposed two “Big Screen” motion picture projects for black actresses….I hope someone will produce them….
Signed
Renee Ashley Baker
(P.S. I, Renee Ashley Baker, cannot work on either of them….I am on my way out of the country…..I want to see France….)

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“Sentry Chanel”
Although the woman in this picture is probably “looking out for a Man”….I’ve named this picture “Sentry Chanel” because it reminds me of the time when I was a little girl (ages 2 or 3 or so) when I would spend hours sitting at the window sill staring out the window. (I had on the window sill my set of plastic plates with the pink roses on them and the plastic Tea Pot to match).

“Royal Purple Chanel”

TERMS: I, Renee Ashley Baker, have “revised” the terms of the DEAL that I want with the owners of Chanel Corporation. I, Renee Ashley Baker, would like $9 million dollars a year–for 4 years–with a $2 million dollar signing bonus. MEANING–$32 million dollars for 70% ownership of “Erma French Perfume and Design” , “Ashley Lane Jewelers” and “Erma’s Beautiful Day Bed”….All three “Erma” companies will be headquartered in Paris France…. and….

NO TO DONALD TRUMP, NO TO ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER (I do not need either of them for anything) and NO to Janet Jackson and The Jacksons…(I will not be doing any television)….

p l u s

View My New “In My Opinion” (photo album) on MY FACEBOOK PAGE ….
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and….

Renee Ashley Baker will be MOVING TO PARIS FRANCE TO WORK FOR TIFFANY & CO, AND XM/SIRIUS AND CHANEL (AND I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, WILL WEAR MY $7,000 CHANEL SUITS TO WORK EVERYDAY)….

Hey–Execs at Big Photo, Would You Like To Sponsor Renee Ashley Baker in Southhampton?

Indy 500 2012 Winner Dario Franchitti

Ashley and Hubby Dario

The Beautiful Actress Ashley Judd

and….

Renee Ashley Baker Would Like To Start The LeMans Grand Prix in Monaco

p l u s

To View Poem About Renee Click On Pink Rose Poem Below….

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PLUS….

“HAPPY BIRTHDAY SJP….”
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Click On Renee Below To View Videos….

I, Renee Ashley Baker, am looking for that “Love Match” (in The Hamptons, in Paris France, in ….)

plus

SHOUT OUT TO X/M SIRIUS (For a radio show in Paris France) AND SHOUT OUT TO FORD MODELING (For Spokesmodel Jobs at AT&T, General Motors, Moet, Jimmy Choo ????? )

plus

“FUNK ME SNOOPY”….

(click on Snoopy to view video)

WHAT I PLAN: To go to The Hamptons (Southampton) for the summer, date some “Janis Spindel men”, go to Paris France and attend “cocktail parties and yacht parties” with some Rothschild family members, some Chandon family members….and LAUNCH my “perfume line” with the owners of CHANEL CORPORATION and design for LVMH, TIFFANY & CO and HERMES….
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plus

SPONSORS SPONSORS SPONSORS “HOW BOUT IT HAAGEN DAZ”

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SHOUT OUT TO “I DO STREAM”….
I, Renee Ashley Baker, Need a Sponsor For My Internet Broadcast. Time: This Summer. The planned Location? The Hamptons….
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CLICK ON VIDEO CAM BELOW TO VIEW “SNOOPY VICTORIA”:

TO VIEW NEW VIDEO VISIT TRIPOD: http://ReneeAshleyBaker.Tripod.com

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SHOUT OUT: TO NIKON. . . .

November 9, 2010

 

 

 

 

VIEW:   “THE  HAT”  (click link below):

http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com/id10.html

 

re:  Renee Ashley Baker Spokes Model for Nikon Coolpix

Dear Nikon:

I, Renee Ashley Baker,  will use Nikon Coolpix , exclusively, to take photographs for my  autobiography “Live! (In Progress) by Renee Ashley Baker”. . . .

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will  have Ford Modeling Agency contact Nikon in New York . . . .

 

                                    

Travel: Jet Set or Jet Blue (Pampering, Planning, and Photographing)

December 2, 2009

globetrotter-luggage

Renee Ashley’s Red ‘Globetrotter’ Travel Case

PAMPERING:
It is inevitable that you’ll get stuck in an airport somewhere, sometime, so why not relax while you’re waiting?

Get Pampered: At Detroit Metro Airport, you can get a facial, a massage, and a shower in McNamara terminal.

Listen to Chopin: Hartsfield-Jackson Atlanta International Airport has a pianist to serenade irritable would-be passengers.

Tee Off: At Dallas/Ft. Worth International Airport, you can play 36 holes of golf on airport property–if you’ve got the time.

Up Your Culture Quotient: Fort Lauderdale-Hollywood International Airport has spent millions on its world-class art collection.

Sample the Chardonnay: At Baltimore/Washington International, a wine bar serves flights of wine during delays.

PLANNING:
Fly Early In The Day. At airports scheduled to capacity, any delay in the morning means there will be at least that much of delay for every flight thereafter.

Depart A Day In Advance. For crucial trips, such as a business meeting or a wedding.

Check the Delay Statistic For your flight: For how often that flight is more than 15 minutes late on a scale of 1 to 9 (the lower the number, the more often it’s late)–before you book your tickets. Airlines are required by law to give you the stat if you ask for it: many post it on their websites. If the number is 5 or below and time is of the essence, consider another flight.

Sign Up for the registered traveler program. At (tsa.gov/approach/rt/travelers.shtm)to take some of the pain out of the preflight experience. Travelers who pass a voluntary background check can use special lanes to whisk through security at nearly 20 U.S. airports, including in Denver, Oakland, Orlando, and San Francisco.

Make A Call– If you get to the gate and the airline says you’ve lost your seat: Contact the ‘Coalition for an Airline Passangers’ Bill of Rights’ at 877-359-3776. Kate Hanni, the group’s founder, says stranded passengers have told her that seats were suddenly found for them when they called CAPBOR from the airport and let airline personnel know they’d done so. If your flight is canceled, the group’s volunteer staff will help you book hotels, research your flight status, offer alternative routes, help with car rental, and relay weather information.

Understand Your Options: When you’re stuck on the ground for hours after boarding, there’s a reason. “If the airlines lock the doors, the don’t have to provide refunds, credits, lodgling, and food expenses” says Paul Hudson, executive director of the Aviation Consumer Action Project. You can circulate a petition demanding to be let off the plane and take it to the cockpit. An airline can’t hold people against their will unless there is a safety reason, and the Captain has the authority to let people off. If the situation worsens, call the police or a local TV or radio station from your cell phone. CAPBOR hotline volunteers can also put you in touch with the media.

Join The Fight: To enact an Airline Passengers’ Bill of Rights federal legislation that would mandate, among other things. that passengers be allowed to deplane when they are held on the tarmac for more than three hours as well as require airlines to provide delayed passengers with food, water, sanitary facilities, and medical attention. Know, however, that the major U.S. carriers are dead set against the bill, arguing that cockpit crews should make these calls. For more information on the Passenger’s Bill visit: http://www.flyersrights.com

PHOTOGRAPHING:
Want To Take stunning pictures of your ‘holiday’ ? DIYphotography.net offers camera basics for beginners, with tips on lighting and low-cost ways to replicate expensive equipment.

Want To Load your holiday pictures onto one website and have them ‘magically appear’ on every website you have? Then try: Posterous.com, Friendfeed.com, Tripit.com,

GET 29:
Did you know that in 1929 the city of St. Louis hired Archie League, the country’s first air traffic controller? He uses two signal flags to direct planes. Red means hold; black-and-white means go.

ABOUT RENEE ASHLEY BAKER

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be singing a contract with Ford Modeling Agency for representation to 21 Companies and for $21 Million Dollars (companies that include Chanel, Chanel Cosmetics–“Renee Perfume by Chanel”, Jimmy Choo, AT&T, IBM, General Motors, and Swarovski for a line of jewelry boxes to be designed by Renee Ashley Baker called, “Pandora’s Box”).

Renee Ashley Baker will reside in Germany (Berlin) and in Monaco, Monte Carlo).

special thanks: Reader’s Digest special thanks: eHarmony

Black Friday….For The Black Knight

November 18, 2009

BLACK KNIGHT ?

Valiant Val Kilmer

“Batman Forever” starring Val Kilmer …..

BLACK FRIDAY ?

Did you know that every First Lady — up to and including Jackie Kennedy– shopped at Neiman Marcus? (Well, maybe not Martha but–she would have….)

Renee Ashley’s Neiman Marcus….On Black Friday (or on white Wednesday)…. Neiman Marcus is the place to shop. “I, Renee Ashley, have a closet full of Chanel dresses”….So, for that perfect silk Chanel silk blouse (or for that handsome cashmere turtleneck sweater for him) always visit Neiman Marcus….

plus….A SHOUT OUT!

I, Renee Ashley (aka Renee Ashley Baker) give a “Shout Out To Val Kilmer”….

ABOUT RENEE ASHLEY BAKER

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will sign a contract with Ford Modeling Agency for representation to 21 Companies for $21 MILLION DOLLARS (companies that include Chanel, Chanel cosmetics–“Renee Perfume by Chanel”–, AT&T, IBM, and Swarovski for a line of jewelry boxes to be designed by Renee Ashley Baker called, “Pandora’s Box”….)
I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be moving to Germany (to Berlin).

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Portrait of Renee by James….

November 7, 2009

Marilyn Monroe by James Gill

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will hire (commission) James Gill to paint Renee Ashley Baker’s portrait….

25 “MORE” THINGS ABOUT RENEE ASHLEY BAKER

Renee Ashley Baker’s Exercise Routine

1. Nordic Trac Ski Machine
2. Ballet Bar
3. Jonathan Urla Pilates,
and….
4. Renee Ashley Baker will meet (“date”) all 60 of the white males (that is the “love matches”) that have been “love matched” with Renee Ashley Baker on eHarmony.
5. Renee Ashley Baker “may” do a “radio show” (in New York City) which hopefully will be sponsored by Amazon.com, Yahoo/Bing and General Motors (or Mercedes Benz).
6. Renee Ashley Baker will sign a contract with Ford Modeling Agency for representation to 21 Companies for $21 million dollars (companies which include Chanel, Chanel Cosmetics –Renee Perfume by Chanel, Jimmy Choo, AT&T, Rolex and Swarovski for jewelry boxes to be designed by Renee Ashley Baker called, “Pandora’s Box”.
7. Renee Ashley Baker will be moving to Germany (Berlin)

TEA: By the Spot (and By the Pot)

November 2, 2009
christofle-tea-service

Renee Ashley Baker's Christofle Tea Service

TEA: A HOW TO

On white linen sit delicate tea cups and saucers and — tea sandwiches (for a Parlor), tea cakes (for a Cozy), or smoked eggs (for an Adventurous) tea !

Parlor
(The Tea)
Spring First
Gold Tipped Assam
Large Wulong Signal Fancy
(The Tea Sandwiches)
Smoked Salmon and Watercress
Cucumber and Mint
Tomato and Butter

COZY
(The Tea)
Earl Grey Massala Chai
(The Tea Cakes)
Ginger-Lime Cookies
Bourbon Currant Cookies
Tea Buns

ADVENTUROUS
(The Tea)
Chinese Oolong
(The Tea Sandwiches)
Curried Chicken
Smoked Eggs

Where To Buy:
Specialty Cookies: La Tour d’Argent distributed by Crossings Speciality Tea: McNulty’s Tea in New York City
Specialty Tea Club: The Tea Club (1-800 385 5532)

ABOUT RENEE ASHLEY BAKER
1. I, Renee Ashley Baker, will meet 60 Men (the 60 eHarmony men) that she has been “love matched” with on eHarmony).
2. I, Renee Ashley Baker, will sign with Ford Modeling Agency (in New York City) for representation to 21 Companies (which include Chanel, Chanel cosmetics–“Renee Perfume by Chanel”, Jimmy Choo, AT&T/Blackjack and Swarovski for a line of “jewelry boxes” to be designed by Renee Ashley Baker called “Pandora”)

Glamorous Wednesday: A Modeling World

June 17, 2008

 

                            “Victoire In Hat”

Victoire In Hat by Jerry Schatzberg 

Photography by Jerry Schatzberg (above and below) 

                           

Plus….Ford’s Model Of The Year for 2008 (name “Hyoni”)

Ford\'s Model of the Year

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