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Fashion Week New York 2014: The Leopards by Chanel and Jimmy Choo; plus “Good-Bye Joan Rivers”; plus A #Selfie of Renee Ashley Baker plus My Mother Lady Erma/Irma paid for my “Ballet Lessons”; plus (No to Meryl Streep and No to Richard Gere)

September 5, 2014

First Lady Jackie Kennedy in Oleg Cassini Coat

Above, First Lady Jackie Kennedy Onassis

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Above, Renee Ashley Baker’s Mother (Lady Erma/Irma).
My Mother (Lady Erma/Irma) had/owned/wore three fur coats (a “real” mink stroller, a “real” mink stole and a “real leopard coat”)….As I, Renee Ashley Baker, have stated on this Blog, My Mother (Lady Erma/Irma), had/wore/owned a “real leopard coat” and Jackie Kennedy had one just like my Mother’s only Jackie’s “leopard” coat was “faux” (Jackie is wearing the coat in the photos above). I, Renee Ashley Baker, am the “daughter” of an Air Force Mother, an Army Wife, an Eastern Star and A “LEOPARD”….(right?)

Chanel leopard shoulder bag

Above, Chanel’s logo leopard clutch

Jimmy Choo Willis Leopard Print

Above, Jimmy Choo’s “Willis” Heels

NOW….MY MOTHER ERMA/IRMA’S “TEAM”

Joan Rivers leopard

“Can We Talk?”

She, Joan Rivers, was so, so funny. She was discovered by the great late night talk show “King” Johnny Carson. Joan Rivers became a member of the “men’s club” (and this is something that I, Renee Ashley Baker, can RESPECT). Joan Rivers was the example “the epitome” of the old adage “Living Well –and Looking Beautiful–is the Best Revenge”. So…

“Good-Bye Joan Rivers” from Renee Ashley Baker

Rebekkah Harkness Standard Oil heiress

Above, socialite and Standard Oil heiress Rebekah Harness. (Rebekah Harkness was born in St. Louis Missouri and she was founder of New York’s famed “Harkness Ballet”).

Jeanne Toussaint La Panthere

Above, the “original” LA PANTHERE (Jeanne Toussant est nee en 1887, et elle fut directorice de la joillerie chez Louie Cartier dan 1933).

Josephine Baker with her leopard

Above, Josephine Baker with her “LEOPARD”
(Nee Freda Josephine McDonald, she was born June 3, 1906 in St. Louis Missouri. “La Baker” was fluent in both English and French and was known for assisting the French Resistance during WWII)

Audrey Hepburn the leopard in Charade

Above, “Audrey” (The “Leopard” in “Charade”)

Cartier leopard 4

Cartier Leopard 1

Cartier leopard 2

Cartier leopard 3

Hooded coat by Nina Ricci 1962

Circa 1962, Above, Ninna Ricci hooded “Leopard” coat…French Couture

and….Coming Up….A “Renee Ashley Baker” Portrait?

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be hiring photographer Steven Meisel to “take my picture”….Selfie? (Scroll Down For That)

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(Above, Fashion Photographer Steven Meisel)

NOW…MORE ABOUT THE FABULOUS “JOAN”….

Joan Rivers home

Joan Rivers Beautiful New York apartment.

Joan Rivers white

Joan Rivers pearl jewelry

Beautiful “Pearl” Queen Bee jewelry from the Joan Rivers collection (which I, Renee Ashley Baker, plan to buy and WEAR!)

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SHOUT OUT TO BANKS….

What Style! I, Renee Ashley Baker, suggest that you put “NO COVER” tags on all your songs at the copyright office (so that no talents Rihanna can’t steal your signature).
2. I, Renee Ashley Baker, also suggest that you sign with Sony, Virgin Records or Bertelsmann (if you’re not with a major label already).
3. I, Renee Ashley Baker, must state that you are “ready” to become the next Maureen McGovern/Celine Dione (aka Muse of the “movie song”)….HERE THAT ALL YOU PRODUCER’S OUT IN HOLLYWOOD …..
(fortunately I, Renee Ashley Baker, am headed for France and the Fashion Industry….)

As I have stated on this BLOG many times, I, Renee Ashley Baker, will NOT be working in the movie industry but will instead work in “the French Perfume and Design Industry” (I’ll also become a citizen of France and give up citizenship of the United States). However, However, If, one day, I, Renee Ashley Baker, change my mind, I, Renee Ashley Baker, will work–in movies– on the following terms:

1. HE (the head of CAA) will have to sign Renee Ashley Baker to an exclusive contract whereby I, Renee Ashley Baker, would use CAA Talent “exclusively” for my motion picture productions.
2. I, Renee Ashley Baker, will have to be the “Executive Producer” of all of the Renee Ashley Baker motion picture productions.
3. I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be “set up” at either Disney Studios or at News Corp/20th Century Fox or I may help some MEN (from India) build their “movie studio”.
4. I, Renee Ashley Baker, will reside in France (and I, Renee Ashley Baker, will “give up citizenship” of the United States and will become a “citizen of France”).
5. NO TO RICHARD GERE AND NO TO ICM (ICM NEEDS TO BE IN JAIL); ALSO NO TO CLINT EASTWOOD AND NO TO OPRAH WINFREY. ALSO NO TO OPRAH’S “OWN” channel …NO TO MADONNA AND NO TO ALL “OTHERS” THAT I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, HAVE PREVIOUSLY SAID “NO” TO.

NO TO MERYL STREEP…MERYL STREEP CANNOT HAVE IT…(NO BECAUSE I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, SAID NO AND NO BECAUSE “SELESTE” IS TRYING TO FORCE ME TO GIVE IT TO MERYL STREEP)….

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I, Renee Ashley Baker, took the above photo (of myself) last night (on 9/4/2014). Can you guess how I did it? I think the photo came out BEAUTIFUL and with #NO FILTER! (Selfie taken not with an iphone). Now….Shout out to SAM FINE:

Hi Sam:
I, Renee Ashley Baker, am wearing Fashion Fair’s Crème Foundation in the above Selfie. I, Renee Ashley Baker, have been wearing your Fashion Fair Crème Foundation (in Brown Glo or Brown Blaze Glo) since it first came on the market. However, it doesn’t work for “HD/High Def” digital photography (especially the one for oily skin). Can you come up with a “foundation” liquid, crème, or crème/powder combo that will work for high def photography? Maybe something that could be applied with one of the new foundation application “buffing/blending” brushes? (Cover Girl is Crap).

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RENEE ASHLEY BAKER WILL BE MOVING TO FRANCE TO LAUNCH “ERMA FRENCH PERFUME AND DESIGN” (HOPEFULLY WITH THE WERTHEIMERS)….RENEE ASHLEY BAKER CURRENTLY RESIDES IN EAST HAMPTON. NOW VISIT RENEE ON MYSPACE….

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NOW VISIT….ERMA FRENCH PERFUME AND DESIGN (ON TUMBLR)…CLICK LOGO BELOW….

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BELOW….RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S RIVIERA HOUSE….(THE HOUSE THAT CHANEL BOUGHT?)

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RENEE’S….NEW SONG….

“DIAMONDS” A DEMO (written and sung by Renee Ashley Baker)

DIAMONDS”
(Guest Musician: Toots Thielman ?)
Lyrics and Music by Renee Ashley Baker
Copyright 2003 by Renee Ashley Baker
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

(verse 1)
In love
Well welcome to who needs love
I never try to please love
I only give to me

To please me
Just give me Harry Winston
Arpels and Butler Wilson
A ‘jewel’s’ all I need

Diamonds, I’ll use them for their Diamonds
I’ll ruse them for their Diamonds
Confuse them for their Diamonds
Diamonds, I’ll feel them for their Diamonds
I’ll thrill them for their Diamonds
I’ll kill them for their Diamonds

A “Blue Box”
Repossi, I’m in Grid Lock
Orgell but now the bids stopped
He’ll take me to Asprey

Believe me
A Diamond is my best friend
It’s Cartier or its First Sin
A heart shaped card in play

Diamonds, I’ll use them for their Diamonds
Abuse them for their Diamonds
Confuse them for their Diamonds
Diamonds, I’ll feel them for their Diamonds
I’ll thrill them for their Diamonds
I’ll kill them for their Diamonds
(bridge)
I’ll never know a thing of feelings
I’ll never try to do what’s right
I’ll never know that they need healing
I only know it takes 3 C’s and light

(musical interlude by Toots Thielman)

I’ll never know a thing of feelings
I’ll never try to do whats right
I’ll never know that they need healing
I only know it takes 3 C’s and light

(verse 3)

Mikimoto
With diamonds love a Dojo
A Graff then off to Soho
A camel to Mouawaad
(Shaharazod music)

Piaget me
H. Stern to Bulgari
I’ll win it Mata Hari
Say Debeers and Away!

Diamonds, I’ll stroke them for their Diamonds
I’ll toke them for their Diamonds
I’ll coke them for their Diamonds

Diamonds , I’ll swill them for their Diamonds
I’ll pill them for their Diamonds
I’ll kill them for their Diamonds

For their Diamonds
(Toots music)
For their Diamonds
(Toots music)
For their Diamonds
(Toots music)
For Their Diamonds
(Toots music Fade out)
(The End)
(NOTE: THIS SONG IS NOT FOR SALE….THE “RENEE ASHLEY BAKER SONG CATALOG” IS NOT FOR SALE IT IS “OFF THE MARKET”. NO TO BEYONCE)

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GO PRO WHITE

VIEW “RENEE GOES TO PARIS FRANCE”….(A NEW “GO PRO” CHANNEL….FROM EUROPE!)
click link below to view:
http://www.youtube.com/channel/UClOQkosBB9RokG5PFyZdJMQ

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RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S SCHEDULE

1. Renee Ashley Baker gets “lawsuit settlement” of $60 Million for 6 years “financial injury” and for “physical injury”. (Renee Ashley Baker moves to France).
2. Renee Ashley Baker “dates” 52 Caucasian/Jewish Men who are 60 years of age and older in France. (No Athletes and No Politicians).
3. Renee Ashley Baker launches “Men’s Cologne” line hopefully with the owner’s of Chanel (in France).
4. Renee Ashley Baker (still the “party girl”) will open a “Discotheque” in the South of France (and No to Madonna).
5. Renee Ashley Baker will, maybe, sign with Disney (and Mel Gibson? and Sony Music?)
6. Renee Ashley Baker will sign with Random House or Harper Collins (and Sony) for a James Bond novel.

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NOW VIEW RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S NEW “WIX” WEBSITE….

(click on Renee Ashley Baker below)

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Announcement

Queen Mary 2

Did I say that I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be “sailing” to France aboard the Queen Mary 2? YES, I will and I’ll be making, filming (digitally) a “Documentary” of my trip. I, Renee Ashley Baker, plan to give this Documentary (free of charge) to Direct TV Video On Demand….so that it can be a “freebie for their audience….

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MY PUBLICIST…
I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, AM HOPING TO HIRE KCD WORLDWIDE…..I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, AM EXPECTING MY “FIRST PUBLICITY” TO BE MAGAZINE FEATURES ABOUT “RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S ENROLLMENT IN FASHION SCHOOL IN PARIS”….OR MAGAZINE FEATURES ABOUT “RENEE ASHLEY BAKER IN HER FABULOUS HOME OVERLOOKING THE MEDITTERANEAN”….WHAT A STORY!

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MY ANSWER IS STILL “NO” TO UNIVERSAL STUDIOS AND NO TO WARNER BROS ….

THE FACTS….HOPEFULLY I’LL BE SETTLING MY LAWSUIT….IN THE MEANTIME MY ANSWER IS “NO” TO SHOWBUSINESS…CLICK LINK TO READ WHY….

MCA and The Mob

Interscope Records

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will NOT work for Universal Studios nor for Warner Bros. Click link BELOW to read why:
http://www.sohh.com/2011/09/interscope_records_under_fire_for_cocain.html

I said NO

P.S. STILL NO TO OPRAH WINFREY….OPRAH WINFREY IS NOT COMING ON THE QUEEN MARY 2 WITH RENEE ASHLEY BAKER….
I, Renee Ashley Baker, happen to favor Cate Blanchett, at this time, as well as Helen Merrin. My old favorites are Helen Hayes, and the great actress/director/singer Barbra Streisand (to name a few). )…..

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Renee Ashley Baker’s MB (aka Renee’s “Made Best”)…..plus Talk Talk Talk (TV Talk Host Andy Cohen) AND…. #Hot Topics,

September 14, 2013

MADE BEST

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Tiffany & Co’s Schlumberger Diamond “Bird” Necklace

….(To Be HERA Prepared)

“ST. LOUIS WOMAN”
Lyrics and Melody by Renee Ashley Baker
Copyright 2013 by Renee Ashley Baker
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

I’m a St. Louie WOMAN
A Missouri girl
I love my Diamonds
And I wear my Pearls
I called my lawyer
Cause they cost me Loot
Got a Jin Soon manicure
and Combat BooTs.

Well I love my blinnis
And I took a bite
And I love my Benzo
Cause it’s white on white
And I love my Vuitton
Cause it’s by Louie
Wear my White Mink Stroller
Don’t come past my knees.

And I do ‘MEN ONLY’
Cause I can’t stand girls
Yeah I like Vanilla
With a MARNIER swirl
All the MEN say
That I do ’em’ like turnstiles
Now my bedroom’s burning
So I’ll rest a while.

(music interlude)

Oh—–I—–
Got CUSTER’S RIFLES
And I’m Patton too
Yeah, I shot General Walker
In my Jimmy Choos
Senile Mayor Bloomberg
Ate a sugary cake
Then the chair he was huggin
Did the Harlem SHAKE.

Took the teenage junk
And threw it in the trash
And I hate California
So I chew up CASH
I hate cheese pizza
But I love PATE’
Yeah I hate Californians
They get in the way.

MA–donna’s JUNK
Ain’t on the radio
Felt HIS hand start groping
From the 7th row
Well the joint is jumpin
Cause I’m “M.I. 5″
Well my fans they love me
Cause I’m playin LIVE!

Now…”What Say?”

MADE BEST

TV Talk Show Host Andy Cohen

TV Talk Host Andy Cohen (To Always Be ‘Talk Show Chatter’ Prepared)

MADE BEST

Luxury Travel 2

Bill Fischer Fischer Travel

Bill Fischer of Fischer’s Travel Club (To Always Be Luxury Travel Prepared)

MADE BEST

Mercedes Benz 2014 e class coupe

The Mercedes Benz (To Always Be ‘Stylin’ Prepared)

MADE BEST

Rolex Submariner

The Rolex (To Always Be Poseidon Prepared)

MADE BEST….

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Solar Generator (To Always Be Energy Prepared)….

and….

(for History MADE BEST ?)

Saturday Evening Post Jan 29 1938

As the saying goes, everything old is new again: Throughout January 1938, the Post featured multiple articles about the ongoing struggle in Washington to create jobs as America clawed its way out of the Great Depression. Ads for Ford, Oldsmobile and Pontiac promised a gas-sipping 18 to 24 mpg! By the way, this lovely Art Deco cover is by wildlife painter Francis Lee Jacques.

NOW…..

VISIT “RENEE MADE BEST” AT TUMBLR (CLICK LOGO BELOW)

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5TH — Fifth Novel Serial by Renee Ashley Baker (Untitled or Title Secret Contingency)

February 6, 2013

Youre Fired

Everyone and Anyone who reads this blog knows of my tendancy to “BOIL OVER”. I want to explain to those who are not in showbusiness that it is illegal–a FEDERAL CRIME –to tell anyone in showbusiness what to do. You cannot tell a writer which publisher to be published by; you cannot tell a movie producer who to cast in his/her motion picture; you cannot tell a “songwriter” who to “give a song to”; you cannot tell someone like myself to forget/forgo an “entertainment conglomerate” and instead become an “indie” and set up a “production company” with “investment banking or hedgefund financing”. (Investment Bankers and Bankers make millions and millions of dollars in fees and interest).

Anyway–the above fiction paragraphs are from my fifth–MY 5th–“novel trilogy” (the fourth being my new “Inspector Jenny” trilogy and the fifth being the one above which is still untitled or “Title Secret Contingency”).

There are many many fine “A-List” movie directors (the DGA must have over 1,000 members).

If–IF–I, Renee Ashley Baker, am the “Leading Lady” in my movies (and I will be) then, I will select, as my leading men: Tom Cruise, Harrison Ford, Bruce Willis, Mel Gibson, Val Kilmer, Richard Gere, Kevin Costner, Leo DiCaprio, Ian McGregor, Will Smith, Nathan Lane, Ben Kingsly, Ian McKlellan, Gene Hackman, Robert Duval, Dustin Hoffman, Daniel Craig, and Sean Connery.

If–If I am casting actresses (and I’m only casting actresses for one or maybe two or posibly three of the five trilogies) I have–on my list: Cate Blanchett, Annette Benning, Sigourney Weaver, Susan Sarandon, Rene Russo, Renee Zellweger, Sandra Bullock, Jessica Lange, Sharon Stone, Ashley Judd, Kate Hudson, Natalie Portman, Nicole Kidman, Meg Ryan, Julianne Moore, Julie Andrews, Sarah Jessica Parker, Ann Hathaway, Emma Thompson , Dame Judi Dench, Dame Helen Mirren, and of course (Duchess ?) Barbra Streisand….

IF and WHEN….IF and WHEN….I, Renee Ashley Baker, am “available” to “COMPLETE THESE NOVELS” I hope they’ll be “published” by HARPER COLLINS (no to Simon & Schuter).

I hope they’ll be published by Harper Collins under my PROPOSED “exclusive” 10 year, $25 Million Dollar a year “UMBRELLA DEAL” with NEWS CORP/20th Century Fox.

Signed
Renee Ashley Baker / Renee AB 9

P.S. I’ll only “write” if–IF I’m residing in my house in France in 2014 (Until then I’ll be residing in Washington DC during 2013 being a “Socialite”. By the way The Wertheimers and The Rothschilds stay ON)….

P.S. P.S. THEY’RE FIRED: NO to Angelina Jolie, NO to Julia Roberts, No to Charlize Theron, NO to Meryl Streep, No to Madonna, NO to Melanie Griffith, NO to Oprah Winfrey, NO to Gale/Gail, NO to ICM, NO to California and NO to all other’s that I, Renee Ashley Baker, have previously said “NO” to. (I am “firing” all of these people because Denver and other “non-showbusiness” CRUD keeps trying to “cast my movies” (while insulting and threatening members of my family). These Cowtown/Shantytown (DENVER) fools keep trying to “run a company with my INTELLECTUAL properties” (when I keep saying “NO”)….

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Estate in France

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Decor A Mother’s Day Gift? Why Not…(Happy Mother’s Day from Renee Ashley Baker)

May 1, 2012

ANNOUNCEMENT: Renee Ashley Baker is now a member of Janis Spindel’s “Club J Love” and is on Janis Spindel’s online dating service “2LoveToday”.
(Interested Men Must Be New York Residents–NO ATHLETES)

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Make Mom’s Kitchen One She Can Love….

above, Renee Ashley Baker’s Sister’s “Elegant” High Tech Refrigerator….

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PLUS….PLUS….PLUS….PLUS….

MOTHER ROSE FITZGERALD KENNEDY

HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY TO ALL THE KENNEDY MOTHERS….

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PLUS….PLUS…PLUS….

VIEW RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S NEW VIDEO (CLICK ON PINK BUILDING BELOW)

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be “going to New York” for summer in “The Hamptons”…. and…. to “DATE Janis Spindel men”. (While in New York I, hopefully, will be meeting with Ford Modeling Agency, Sotheby’s Auction House, Tiffany & Co, then, hopefully, I will be going on to Paris France to sign with Chanel Corporation to launch my own “perfume line”….)

NOW….

VIEW RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S FAMILY ALBUM

Below…is…. HER MAJESTY

CHERRY HILLS NJ
My MOTHER standing with a friend of My Brother’s at my Brother’s House in Cherry Hills New Jersey at Christmas one year in the 1980’s (OR WAS IT ONE SUMMER IN THE HAMPTONS AT A HOUSE MY BROTHER RENTED? Actually, I, Renee Ashley Baker, don’t know because I wasn’t there….)

PHOTOS OF MOTHER ABOVE
As you can see my Mother is wearing all GOLD…..Whereas — I, Renee Ashley Baker, am on my HORSEE…. My parents–my mother and my father (Mr. and Mrs. Ashley) always took me to “Forest Park” in St. Louis, Missouri when I was a little girl. Above you can see FOREST PARK. And — I, Renee Ashley Baker, am wearing the tweed coat and suede shoes that my Mother bought for me at Stix, Baer & Fuller department store in St. Louis…..CHECK OUT MY EYES….AN ASTIGMATISM THAT I’LL ALWAYS HAVE (LOL)….

PLUS

“MISS M”

As I, Renee Ashley Baker, have stated in the past — I have a brother (James) who did secret work for the U.S. Secret Service (back in the 1960’s). My Brother resided in New York City just a few blocks away from where Former First Lady Jackie Kennedy Onassis lived. (My Brother was also friends with a real “DUPONT”).

ALL photos above are of Renee Ashley Baker’s SISTER (“Miss M”). Yes–I have a sister (“Miss M”) and it was Miss M’s house in which you saw me (in photos) at Christmas 2011. Now a description of the photos above….

Photo 1961 (Miss M in Hong Kong being pulled in a rickshaw).
Photo 1964 (Miss M posing by the Christmas Tree)
Photo____ (Miss M with her husband–my brother in law–at their 25th wedding anniversary.
Photo____ (Miss M posing in white).

In the 1960’s “Miss M” won a beauty contest in the Phillipines. She won a sash and a crown and a TITLE. (I’ve always thought Miss M –my Sister–looked like MARY WILSON OF THE SUPREMES. What do you think…?)

I WANT ALL OF MY BROTHER’S FRIENDS IN NEW YORK TO VIEW THIS ALBUM…..AND REMEMBER….

N O W

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be in New York, in The Hamptons this summer, sitting with my Janis Spindel men…..I want these men and the public to see my Mother's Family on MOTHER’S DAY….

I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER , HAVE NOT, NOT MADE ANY SALES TO OPRAH WINFREY AND I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, WILL NOT BE "GRANTING NOR SELLING" ANY COPYRIGHTS TO OPRAH WINFREY….

P.S. I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, AM OPEN FOR PARTIES IN SOUTHHAMPTON AND EAST HAMPTON….

P.S.P.S. I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, WOULD LIKE TO DO A "PHOTO ESSAY" ON THE HAMPTONS USING MY VIRGIN MOBILE/KYOCERA CAMERA PHONE….I”LL DO IT FOR “TOWN & COUNTRY” MAGAZINE….

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Two Songs For Whitney Below …. Good-bye Whitney Houston” from Renee Ashley Baker

February 12, 2012

                    

                 

                “Lift Up My Umbrella”  (Whitney’s   Song)

                                                      by

                                    Renee Ashley Baker

Copyright 2012 by Renee Ashley Baker  ALL  RIGHTS  RESERVED

Lift up my Umbrella

Shield me from the rain

Make my life get better

Heal me from the pain

Lift up my Umbrella

So  that I can fly

Hold me up   for–ever

Help me break the ties

(chorus)

Good and Godly Ground

Hear His Holy  Sounds

He’ll wear gold and white

He’ll be amplified

Good and Godly Gains

Hear his Holy Praise

His love takes me high

His love will inspire

(verse  2)

 Lift up my Umbrella

Protect me from the storm

Soul Train up to Heaven

Drive  me safe from harm

Lift up my Umbrella

Free me from this test

If I don’t survive this

Lay my soul to rest

chorus:

Good and Godly Ground

Hear His Holy Sounds

He’ll wear gold and white

He’ll be amplified

Good and Godly Gains

Hear His Holy Praise

His love takes me high

His love will inspire

(repeat chorus to THE END)

To KC: She was born on August 9, 1963….And I believe, I believe, that it was she–who helped me hold the Umbrella (on that day)….

                                      

 

                 

 

    “Will 

                You 

                            Be 

                                      My    

 

                                                Valentine”

   

              

                

 

      Whitney was the “Queen of the Video” (meaning–she had hit videos on MTV before  she’d even recorded her first album…)

p. s.   Dear Whitney:  You  Sang For Me Too…Twice

Video 1: 

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dd3qjpIuuoQ&feature=related

Video 2:  

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFcnGLFGbL8&ob=av2e

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                                              VALENTINE’S   DAY  

                                                                    2012

 

Men — haven’t bought a Valentine’s Day gift yet ?

Buy a gift certificate   (online !)

Click  Tiffany & Co (A Love Lock Made of Diamonds)

Link:  www.Tiffany.com

click Red Envelope (A Heart Shaped Key Ring)

Link: www.RedEnvelope.com

 

click pajama gram  ( A Hoodie/Footie  Vermont Teddy Bear ?)

Link:  www.pajamagram.com

OR

        

Buy Bobby Caldwell’s “What You Won’t Do” (for love….) then uploaded onto the ipod and pump it through the stereo….

Link:  http://www.apple.com/itunes/affiliates/download/?id=115399084

OR

BUY  airline tickets (online)

Have a vacation with your sweetie.  Below are two weeklong getaways to pay for now and partake of later….

Scandinavia

                           

 

         

 

 

 

                                    

 

above, Sweden’s  Floating Hotel (Salt & Sill) and Copenhagen’s Floating Hotel  (CPH Living)…is this romantic or what?

click:  www.saltosill.se

click:  www.cphliving.com

  OR

Valentine’s Day  flowers   from

 

OR

looking for love?

Try Renee’s favorite “matchmaker” (Janis Spindel NYC)

Happy Birthday  President Lincoln

A new Lincoln museum/campus opens today in Washington D.C. (By the way some 15,000 volumes have been written about Abraham Lincoln….)

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“Good-Bye  Whitney  Houston”  from Renee Ashley Baker

                                  

 

 

 

 

                                     pearls   by   Japan 

and 

                                     Amazing Grace: 

      Concert:  http://youtu.be/zSRmz2IGgB8                                              

                                 http://youtu.be/Cgwn1vjNHjE

      

       “Interlude Rap For Nippy ”  (Jesus Love Me)

                        by

          Renee Ashley Baker

I’m  not  line

It was 9 who held  the sign

Call her Nippy, Call her Whitney

I’m goin  claim her she was mine

(beat) Had a voice

That became the People’s Choice

Like a  crytal  bell that rings

I’m goin  tell you she could sing

(beat) Had her fame

Yes they glorified her name

What she touched it turned to gold

I’m goin  tell you so you know

(beat) Was a Queen

Now they have to let her be

She’s gone up to lead the chorus

Where they sing to Galilee

chorus:

Yes–Jesus loves me

Yes–Jesus loves me

Yes–Jesus loves me

For my Whitney told me so…..

THE END

[song sheet]

Jesus Loves Me ! 

Jesus loves me

This I know,

For the Bible tells me so;

Little ones to Him belong,

They are weak but He is strong.

Yes, Jesus loves me!

Yes, Jesus loves me!

Yes, Jesus loves me!

The Bible tells me so.

 
 
 
Searching for jesus love me song?

 
 
 
 

(The End)

NEW! Project ! (plus Baker2 Tax Plan by Renee Ashley Baker (Plus Top Business Books For Entrepreneurs….AND Louis Vuitton)

February 7, 2012

 

            Renee’s New Project…..

            

click link to view:http://www.rockethub.com/projects/5912-film-short-music-video-the-red-tree

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 “Interviews   with   Renee”

 

Dear Movers and Shakers (50 – 100 years of age):

           I am going to “write requests” (on Facebook Walls) of those people I want to “interview” for my NEW newsletter.  I will  submit –via email –15 questions for you to answer (15  as in “15  minutes” yada yada yada).    My new “newsletter” is a “non-showbusiness newsletter”….

        note:  If the information from Wells Fargo bank  isn’t mailed  to me by the end of the week then I no longer want the account.  (No to Denver’s  showbusiness–meaning “no books”, no ICM, no Universal,no Warner Bros,  no music business, no Clint Eastwood, and  no  to William  Morris….no to Grammercy)

YES TO MY HANDBAG FOR TIFFANY & CO…..

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                                                                           “56    Seconds”

        http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com

 

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         To  prove  that  I, Renee Ashley Baker,  had  a  4.0  GPA   in college….here goes….

                                    SIMPLE   TAX    CODE

                                             “6–12–24”

                                                    BY

                                RENEE   ASHLEY   BAKER

 

24%  Corporations and Individuals earning $2 million and Up

12%   Individuals and Corporations earning $200,000-$1,999,000

6%    Individuals and Corporations earning $50,000-$199,000

0%   Individuals and Corporations earning $49,000 and Under

CHARITY / PENSION   “LOOP HOLE”

       Those who donate   1/3   of  their “tax bill”  to  “charity” can then keep (deduct) for their own SEP/IRA/KEOGH Pension Plan/Pension Fund   1/2   of  the  remainder….

THE     NUMBERS:

 

$2,000,000                           (earnings)

                   .24%                         

__________

       480,000                              (tax  bill)

                  .30%                           

__________

       144,000                                (give to charity)

 

Remainder:

       336,000

 –     168,000                           (into own pension fund)

 ___________

       168,000                            (taxes paid to U.S. Government)

 

now….aren’t   I   smart….

 

SO……

What are  Renee Ashley Baker ‘s  favorite cities ?

Paris  France….

 and 

 

                  

Below, the fabulous “Golden Apple” hotel in Moscow….

 

Below, the  elegant  Ritz  Hotel  in  Moscow….

AND….

 

THE TOP BUSINESS BOOKS  FOR  ENTREPRENEURS

Renee Ashley Baker’s favorites….

 

 

and….

 

    

and

speaking of  illustration

Below,  Louis’  “Green”   Speedy….

 

             Renee Ashley Baker still wants to design the “Irmigard” make up case/train case for Louis Vuitton…..

Below Louis Vuitton Resort Collection 2012 designed by Marc Jacobs

 

 

    Below, Renee Ashley Baker’s favorite champage…. 

           

 

Still “no” to Warner Bros and “no”  to HBO and “no” to all others that I, Renee Ashley Baker, have said “NO” to…..   Now–scroll down and read….

                                  ” President  Obama  is  Who ?

MISSOURI (plus Sonic TV Commercial, plus London & Paris for Renee Ashley Baker)

May 18, 2011

 AP Photo/Charlie Reidel

My    Missouri:

            I, Renee Ashley Baker, was born in St. Louis, Missouri….I, Renee Ashley Baker,  am a St. Louis “woman” and a Missouri “GIRL”….   

MY SUGGESTION  (For Rescue): 

       For Princess Diana–  I  “invented”  a “device” to locate mines (called REMIDE–or–Renee Mine Detector).   To help the “search and rescue” efforts in Joplin Missouri would it be possible —possible–to place wireless microphones at different locations.  Maybe on trees still standing or on abandoned vehicles.    A central “command center” would then be LISTENING for “sounds of life” from those who have not yet been found.  ( I am using “wireless microphones” to catch “garbage” . . . .  why not use “wireless microphones” to save the “worthy” ? )

Among the Missing (“WILL”)  Among the Miracles (“Baby Braxton”)

Please use FACEBOOK  and TWITTER to post info about the “missing” as well as info about the Search and Rescue Operation.  

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  I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be “taping” a TV Commercial–staring myself–for the Sonic TV Commercial Contest….

Sonic Soiree &  Renee Ashley Baker

 OFFICIAL   ENTRY

Listen: (click link below)

http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com/id13.html

Thank You Chanel Corp and Thank You Tiffany & Co . . . .

 

 

 

 

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DON’T  FORGET … Buy my ebook below….

 

 

P  L  U  S

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 RENEE  ASHLEY  BAKER’S  SOCIAL  CALENDER

                       Paris and London Here I Come !

SHOUT   OUT  !

        I, Renee Ashley Baker, would  like Eleanor Lambert’s former staff  to handle my social calendar in Paris, London ( and in New York)….Renee Ashley Baker is available for state dinners and functions at Buckingham Palace,  at 10 Downing Street and…. at Elysee’   Palace  on  Saint- Honore’ (Hi  President  Sarkozy !)….

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER  AVAILABLE  AS  FOLLOWS:

                         (in New York, London and Paris France….)

1.  Parties /Events

(Galas/Soirees/Benefits/Theatre Parties /The Ballet)

2.  Traveling

(Weekends/Holidays/Vacations)

3.  House Guesting

(In New York, In London, In Paris, ….)

4.  Personal Appearances:

a.  at Product Launch Parties

b.  at “Guest of a Guest” Parties

c.  at Speaking Engagements (Luncheons)

d.  on Talk Shows (to talk about my Reality TV Show–on TLC?)

 PLUS….

NEW   Bang & Olufsen  !

above, 46inch TV by Bang & Olufsen Beovision  (the new Bang & Olufsen  3D TV  –85 inch — sells  for   $ 85,000….)

PLUS….

NEW PLACES TO SHOP  (For Shoes !)

1.  at Nordstrom Rack….

 (above Geevy Thomas,  President of  the “new” Nordstrom Rack) 

AND

2.  at  Neiman Marcus site MySimon com

(above Kate Spade Lido –price $98– at  MySimon com)

and 

 Renee’s  Other  Favorite….

                            ….Hats!

 

 

(above, Darcy Creech at Peter Beaton Hat Studios in Nantucket)

PLUS

 

 

NEW SECURITY  TO BUY….

(above, I.D. Stronghold — Blocks RFID Scanning )

AND….

DON’T FORGET !

                                              Buy My Ebooks

“Irma’s House of Numbers”   and   “Epilogue: Irma’s House of Numbers”  (subtitle:  Counting The Kennedy Conspiracy)

CLICK LINK BELOW  TO AMAZON KINDLE:

http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_ss_c_1_23?url=search-alias%3Ddigital-text&field-keywords=irma%27s+house+of+numbers&sprefix=irma%27s+house+of+numbers

VIEW  VIDEO:

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btOoDyMzNiM&feature=related

Easter: Shout Out To Tinsley plus Easter/Passover Recipes Below(I’m moving to New York)

March 30, 2010

When I, Renee Ashley Baker, was a little girl (at Easter) I always had two things: An Easter Basket (complete with white bunny) and a handbag to match the pretty dress my mother would buy for me from Stix Baer & Fuller or Famous Barr in St. Louis, Missiouri. (By the way Tinsley did you know that the wife of one of the founders of Standard Oil used to volunteer in the new born infant ward at Barnes Hospital in St. Louis Missouri? (Barnes Hospital in St. Louis Missouri is where I, Renee Ashley Baker, was born). And Tinsley did you know that Topper’s family attended college at DU/University of Denver? (DU is where I, Renee Ashley Baker, attended college). Anyway–Tinsley–I’d like you–to design a handbag especially for me. I want the handbag to be a lunch/dinner/high tea handbag. I want the handbag to be:
(a) Clutch size.
(b) In pink or white.
(c) Hand painted or silk screened with two figurines–a Chinese man and a Chinese woman.
(d) Have a long gold chain to hang over my shoulder….)

THANKS….P.S. I, Renee Ashley Baker, will reside in New York City (and in Monaco Monte Carlo where I will headquarter my charitable foundation: Special Olympics 2….)

plus….Happy Easter….

RECIPES

VENISON STEAK ST. HUBERT

JEWISH CHALLAH BREAD

CAROUSEL GELATIN CUPS

(to be completed)

VETERAN’S DAY: Sources of Support For Soldiers, For Veterans (For Wednesday)

November 10, 2009
Young JFK in Navy Uniform

Young JFK in Navy uniform

“SOLDIER’S DAUGHTER”
BY
RENEE ASHLEY BAKER

I, Renee Ashey Baker, am a “soldier’s daughter”…. I, Renee Ashley Baker, am an Army Brat (and an Air Force Brat)…. My father–Mr. Ashley–was an Army soldier and was awarded “good conduct medals”. (My father–Mr. Ashley–served in the Korean War). My mother–Mrs. Ashley–was a “soldier’s wife” and my mother–Mrs. Ashley–was a “soldier’s mother” (as my brother “James” served 20 years in the U.S. Air Force during which time he did “secret work” for the U.S. Secret Service)….. I, Renee Ashley Baker, fondly remember many childhood days spent on U.S. Military bases. I, Renee Ashley BAker, remember being on Scott Air Force Base (in St. Louis Missouri) attending “air shows” (on holidays) and going “grocery shopping” at the “PX” (every weekend). I, Renee Ashley Baker, remember happy teenage days “recreating” on Lowry Air Force Base (in Denver, Colorado) at the on base ‘bowling alley’ and at the on base ‘movie theatre’. I, Renee Ashley Baker (as an adult–as a young woman) worked on U.S. Military bases. I, Renee Ashley Baker, was employed at the U.S. Air Force Finance Center (located on old Smith Road in Denver). I, Renee Ashley Baker, was also emplyed at the old Veteran’s Hospital as a GS-2 and later got promoted to a GS-3….(I was a clerk-typist)…I, Renee Ashley Baker, am now and always will be proud to have come from a “military family”.

NOW BELOW….SOURCES OF SUPPORT FOR SOLDERS AND FOR VETERANS….

Blue Star Help: From Ollie and Donald Moran

I. MAIL DAY
Soldier’s helper Ollie, says, “The soldiers on deploy, especially in Afghanistan, look forward to “mail day”. So–why not show our soldiers how much we appreciate them fighting for our “Freedom” ? Why not send a soldier a greeting card? A “greeting card” will bring a smile to a soldier’s face on mail day”.

(Renee Ashley Baker’s Aside: “Hey public school teachers–why not have your student’s make “greeting cards’ on Veterans’ Day and send them to our soldiers overseas? Call it “CFS Day”. That is “Card’s For Soldier’s Day”….)

II. WHAT ELSE DO SOLDIERS NEED?
Soldier’s helper Ollie says there are many other things that soldiers over seas need. A “care package” containing one or more of the following items would really help:
1. Boot Socks (made of Alpaca wool)
2. Crystal Lite drink packets or Disney drink packets (they help bottle field water taste better)
3. Snacks Like: Nabisco 100 Calorie Packets or 8-20 Mini Coockie Packs
4. Spices (Great way for kids to help as they can take $1 from their piggy bank and buy a ‘spice’ ath the Safeway or Albertson’s Supermarket)
5. DVD’s (Movies
6. Video Games

III. Ollie’s Soldier/Vet Helper Website: Do visit Ollie’s and Donald’s Websites:
a. Home front Heroes
http://www.homefront heroes.us
b. Lost and Found
http://www.lostandfoundinc.org

PLUS…FOR COMMANDO AID

KOMANDO AID
http://www.Operationkomando.com (aka Kim Komando.com)

PLUS….FOR VETS RE-ENTERING THE WORK FORCE

TROOPS TO TEACHERS
http://www.ProudToServeAgain.com

PLUS…FOR VETS RE-ENTERING SOCIETY

USA COFFEE COMPANY
http://www.usacoffeecompany.com

The Deal: $3 of every bag of coffee sold by U.S. Coffee Company goes to the IAVA (the Iraq and Afghanistan Veterans of America)

PLUS….FOR A VETERAN WITH A WISH

WISH UPON A HERO
http://www.wishuponahero.com

To Give or To Receive? This “wish granting website”, founded by Dave Dujenny, fulfills vets wishes such as: (a) A trip to Pearl Harbor for a WWII Vet (b) A bike (c) Eyeglasses (d) A prom dress

PLUS….FOR VETERANS’ FAMILIES

A ONE STOP SOURCE–MILITARY ONE SOURCE
http://www.militaryonesource.org

PLUS….FOR PARALYZED VETS

PARALYZED VETS OF AMERICA
WWW.pva.org/go petty

PLUS FOR VETERANS HELPING OTHER VETERANS

COMMUNITY OF VETERANS
www. communityofveterans.org

PLUS FOR SOLDIERS ACTIVE (OR INACTIVE)

GIFTS THAT GIVE BACK (TO SOLDIERS)

(a) FREE CELL PHONES
http://www.cellphonesforsoldiers.com

Donate your old cell phone to a soldier. You can erase cell phone data first at http://www.recellular.com

(b) FREE AIRLINE TICKETS
http://www.HeroMiles.org

(c) FREE VIDEO GAMES
http://www.popcap.com

(d) FAVOR WHILE YOU SHOP
http://www.goodshop.com

Good Shop is an “online mall” of all your favorite stores. After you are finished shopping a “percentage” of your shopping proceeds go to your favorite veteran’s charity (if you specify).

PLUS….FOR MARCHING TROOPS

WARM SOCKS (BOOT SOCKS)
http://purelyalpaca.com/MikeGallagher.html

PLUS….FOR RENEE’S VETERANS ….HONOR

WREATHS ACROSS AMERICA
www.

Bill Worcester the Founder of Wreaths Across America, wants to put wreaths on 27 million Soldier’s graves. Want to help? Contact: Bill Worcester at Worcester Wreath Company

PUS….FOR YOUR INFORMATION (A QUIZ)

Answer: U.S. Army General Ann Dunwoody
Question: Can You Name Americas First Female 4 Star General?

Answer: U.S. Army General Eric Shinseki
Question: Can you name the new 4 Star General appointed to head Veteran’s Affairs?

Answer: “Flyboys”
Question: Can you name George McGovern’s book about military pilots?

Answer: “McGruder”
Question: Name the Hero Soldier who fought the Battle of Okinawa ?

Answer: “Tommy”
Question: Name the Hero General last named Franks who fought the Battle of Iraqs and Afghanistan ?

Answer: “John”
Question: Name the Hero Sailor who rescued men from the PT Boat “PT 109”?

Answer: “Charles”
Question: Name the Hero Poet who wrote the poem “It Is The Soldier”?

RICH? Then Chase–It’s The Credit Card For You….

October 7, 2009
Holloween Pumpkin #2 by Zero79 (on Flickr)

Holloween Pumpkin #2 by Zero79 (on Flickr)

Car Chase by Sanbeiji (on Flickr)

Car Chase by Sanbeiji (on Flickr)

FOR THE UPPER CRUST

CHASE’S “SAPPHIRE”

Only At Chase Bank….

Chase Card Services, a unit of JP Morgan Chase & Co, will now offer a rewards card designed for “wealthy customers”.
The new card, the “Chase Sapphire” is designed for the top earning 15% of U.S. Households. It ofers travel services, access to round the clock customer service, and a “rewards program” ….

FOR THE UPPER MIDDLE EMPLOYED (with good crust taste….)

Panera Lobster Sandwich (photo by mydailyphotoshoot.com)

Panera Lobster Sandwich (photo by mydailyphotoshoot.com)

Panera Bread’s $17 Lobster Sandwich….Brought To You By Panera Bread Company of St. Louis Missouri

Saint Louis Panera Bread Company

Saint Louis Panera Bread Company

FOR THE UPPER, UPPER CRUST (with good taste and lots of dough….)

Sapphire Jewelry auctioned by Sothebys May 2009

"Sapphire Jewelry" auctioned by Sotheby's May 2009

Wednesday, May 6, 2009….At A Sotheby’s Auction In Geneva Switzerland the “Sapphires” (pictured above) were estimated to bring between: $500,000-$800,000 (earrings); $320,000-$520,000 (necklace) and $450,000-$650,000 (bracelet)….

PLUS….

“GOOD-BYE WILLIAM SAFIRE’ From Renee Ashley Baker

(William Safire 1929 – 2009 Winner of both the “Presidential Medal of Honor” and the “Pulitzer Prize”….)

plus….

25 THINGS ABOUT RENEE ASHLEY BAKER

The Bread Of Life? Croissants of course….
Renee Ashley Baker says that she does NOT eat donuts–that she absolutely ‘hates’ donuts–but that she loves to eat “CROISSANTS’ –fresh baked–with or without butter….
(Renee Ashley Baker will sign with Ford Modeling Agency–in New York City–for representation to 21 Companies which include: Moet Champagne/Louis Vuitton, Jimmy Choo, Chanel, Chanel Cosmetics, Chanel Perfume –‘Renee Perfume by Chanel’– and– Rolex of Switzerland….)