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COMPLETED…..FOR MEN ONLY: Photography by Renee Ashley Baker; Plus The Erma Foundation: Fashion Walks For Autism, New York City, ReneeAB9, (No to Gale/Gail)

April 7, 2015

(above, Renee Ashley Baker Starring In: “Star Wars Infrared”)

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(above, “Archie On Antenna TV” photos by Renee Ashley Baker)  

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Chef Philippe Chow

(above Renee Ashley Baker’s Mother –Lady Irma/Erma and Chef Philippe Chow)

SAVE THE DATE!   (FOR MOMMY!)

 THE ERMA FOUNDATION:

FASHION WALKS FOR AUTISM “A VERY SPECIAL AFFAIR” !

FASHION WEEK NEW YORK 2015 !

FYI:  Erma French Perfume and Design company will be owned 30% by CP (and 70% hopefully by The Wertheimers).   The Champagne Socialite cocktail company will be owned 60% by CP (and 40% hopefully by The Rothschilds).

NOW….

MOORE PHOTOGRAPHY BY RENEE ASHLEY BAKER

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NO TO DENVER’S PITON FOUNDATION….

No I Say No

NO: STILL “NO” TO Oprah Winfrey, No to Gail King, No to Jennifer Hudson, No to Jennifer Lopez, No to Tea Leoni, No to CBS, No to NBC, No to Rianna, No to Nicky Manaj, No to Beyonce, No to Madonna, No to Kim Kardashian, No to Karueche, No to Lil Kim, No to Mary Blige, No to Jill Scott, No to Christina Aguillera, No to Jessica Alba, No to Selena, No to Miley Cyrus, No to Katy Perry , No to Gwen Stefani, No to Patricia Arquette, No to Julia Roberts, No to Charlize Theron, and….No to Justin Bieber, No to Dr. Dre, No to Snoop Dog, No to Jay-Z, No to Sean Puffy (P Diddy) Combs, No to Chris Brown, No to Ludacris, No to Lil Wayne, No to LL Cool J, No to Tyga, No to Drake, No to Wale, No to Tyrese, No to George Clooney, No to Bradley Cooper, No to Robert DeNiro, No to Universal Studios, No to Warner Bros/Interscope ….And No to Denver’s Dogs Tippy and Elway….

NOW….. 

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VIEW ERMA FRENCH PERFUME AND DESIGN ON MYSPACE (CLICK ON LOGO ABOVE) NOW….

AND…AND…AND….

….ReneeAB9

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VIEW “RENEEAB9” MEN’S DESIGNER LINE PRODUCT SITE (CLICK ON BRIEFCASE ABOVE)  

NOW…STATS

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THIS BLOG HAS SURPASSED 2,900,000 VIEWS….!!!!!  

NOW….

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S FRANCE HOUSE

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(above, The House Chanel Bought !)

SCROLL DOWN FOR MORE “ABOUT RENEE ASHLEY BAKER”

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Christmas Shopping 2014! (At….Skymall ! ) Plus….What’s State of the Art, What’s New In Wine, and What’s Curious ? (George?)

December 16, 2014

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Above, Lady Irma/Erma (Renee Ashley Baker’s Mother)

and…..BELOW….

President John F Kennedy on Saturday Evening Post

President John F. Kennedy with “PT 109”
(On The Cover Saturday Evening Post, Circa 1961)

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A WHITE CHRISTMAS FOR RENEE ASHLEY BAKER?
(Jewish…Millionaire…Billionaire….)

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GLAMOUR, LUXURY AND STYLE!

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S HOUSE (BELOW) ON THE FRENCH RIVIERA…
(THE HOUSE THAT CHANEL BUILT….?)

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NOW….SHOP “RENEEAB9” FOR CHRISTMAS….

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VISIT RENEEAB9 AT: http://www.Zazzle.com/ReneeAB9

NOW….

ARE YOU….

CURIOUS….

Curious?
About Andy Warhol?
Below a poster done by Andy Warhol of a child’s toy…..a ROBOT.

Andy Warhol robots

Curious?
About Doris Duke?
Below her Honolulu Mansion “Shangri La”
(Christmas Vacation in Hawaii?)

Doris Duke Mughai Suite Honolulu

NOW…STATE OF THE ART

WHAT’S STATE OF THE ART IN SECURITY

Car Lock Plug and Play
(To Keep an Eye On Your Car….Cost: $189.00)

Car Lock Plug and Play

WHAT’S STATE OF THE ART IN POWER….

Seabreacher Customized Boat
(To Take Back The Shark In You….Cost: $80,000)

Seabreacher Customized Boat

IN COMFORT….

Alpha Fuzion Personal Sauna System
(For Multisensory Sauna Wellness….Cost $15,999)

Alpha Fuzion Personal Sauna System

Serenity Pod Bed
(Cool Chillen in a Pod…Cost $10,000)

Serenity Pod Bed

Inada Dreamwave Massage Chair
(To Shiatsu Yourself To Sleep….Cost $8,499)

Inada Dreamwave Massage Chair

WHAT’S STATE OF THE ART IN DINING….

Kansas City Steak Company
(Gourmet Steaks …Cost $189.00 for an assortment)

Kansas City Steak Company

More Curious?
Curious Cub Wine Bottle Holder…Cost $39.99

Curious Cub Bottle Holder

The Wine Doctor (to preserve that bottle) Cost $24.99

Wine Doctor Wine Preservation Kit

AND….RECIPES

(THAT GO GREAT WITH WINE!):

1. Korean-style Braised Short Ribs and Turnips
2. Ellie Krieger’s Steak Au Poivre Salad
3. Thai-Style Mussels with Herbs
4. The “Omelet” (Riesling is your “go to” bottle)

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NO TO DAVID GEFFEN….NO TO ROBERT DENIRO, NO TO GEORGE CLOONEY, NO TO SYLVESTER STALLONE, NO TO BRAD COOPER, NO TO MERYL STREEP, NO TO CHARLIZE THERON, NO TO MELANIE GRIFFITH, NO TO RICHARD GERE, NO TO BEYONCE, NO TO RIHANNA, NO TO NICKI MANAJ, NO TO JAY-Z, NO TO SEAN PUFFY COMBS, NO TO DR. DRE, NO TO EMINEM, NO TO MARY BLIGE, NO TO LIL KIM, NO TO MADONNA, NO TO JULIA ROBERTS, NO TO ANGELINA JOLIE, NO TO OPRAH WINFREY, NO TO GAIL KING, NO TO UNIVERSAL STUDIOS, NO TO DECCA, NO TO UMB, NO TO WARNER CHAPPLE MUSIC PUBLISHING, NO TO WARNER BROS STUDIOS, NO TO INTERSCOPE, NO TO CALIFORNIA (MEANING NO TO LOS ANGELES)….I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, AM HEADED UPSTATE NEW YORK !

AND STILL “NO” TO ELWAYS (JOHN ELWAY BELONGS IN JAIL)….

Winter Holiday Blues? Make Reservations Now! Renee Ashley Baker will be there! (or maybe in France)…plus Tracking Your Louis Vuitton Luggage? Plus #New York Brunch Fest, #Luxury Ski Vacations, #Selfie of Renee Ashley Baker

September 30, 2014

Announcement

CHECK OUT RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S NEW STORE
(click link below)

http://www.zazzle.com/reneeab9

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All MONTH I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be featuring “Creature Features” hosted by ME (aka Elvira 2). To find out what the “First Set” is….go to my Facebook. (And…by the way….I need to reach 250,000 “LIKES” on my Facebook (before–I launch my Men’s Cologne Line)….So, be sure to click “LIKE” when you get there…Click on “F” Below To View Amazon Instant Video fun!!!

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NOW….MORE BANKS……

NOW….

“WINTER ON THE SLOPES!” by Renee Ashley Baker

Prince Charles and the young Princes

Above, Prince Charles and the young Princes in Klosters (Switzerland) where the British Royal Family goes to ski

Davos Klosters

Chedi Andermatt

Above, Chedi Andermatt (Ultimate Luxury in Zurich)
(Mont Fort in Zurich’s Urseren Valley)

Ski Verbier

Above, Verbier (Voted Top Luxury Ski Resort)

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Above, ski France (Chamonix France’s Premiere Luxury Ski Resort)

AND REMEMBER….

CHANEL MUKLUKS!

Chanel Mukluks

MONTCLER SKI PARKAS!

Moncler Gamme Rouge 2014

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SO…WHAT DO YOU DO WHILE DECIDING WHICH RESORT TO GO TO? WHY–BRUNCH WITH FRIENDS OF COURSE….

CALL—BIG LITTLE GET TOGETHER (NEW YORK CATERERS)

Big Little Get Together

Above, A Brunch Feast starting with Eggs (by Gourmet Catering Chefs Lauren Gerrie and Flanner Klette-Kolton)

AND…..HOW DO YOU TOTE THAT LOUIS VUITTON–SAFELY? (TRY LUGGAGE TRACKERS)

Trackdot Luggage Tracker

Bikn luggage tracker

Stick N Find

Above, Trackdot, Bikn and StickNFind

HOW DO YOU BOOK THAT LUXURIOUS JETSET SKI ADVENTURE?…..

Say Hi To Bill Fischer…..

FISCHER’S TRAVEL

Bill Fischer

OR VISIT PEEK COM

Peek Travel

OR VISIT CAZENOV & LLoyd

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(P.S. Bloggers are welcome to “link to this Blog” however….this Blog will be “promoted” advertised, mentioned in full page ads that I’ll run in Parade Magazine. The “ads” will promote the Renee Ashley Baker VLOG (“For Men Only”)

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SHOUT OUT TO BANKS….

What Style! I, Renee Ashley Baker, suggest that you put “NO COVER” tags on all your songs at the copyright office (so that no talents Rihanna can’t steal your signature).
2. I, Renee Ashley Baker, also suggest that you sign with Sony, Virgin Records or Bertelsmann (if you’re not with a major label already).
3. I, Renee Ashley Baker, must state that you are “ready” to become the next Maureen McGovern/Celine Dione (aka Muse of the “movie song”)….HERE THAT ALL YOU PRODUCER’S OUT IN HOLLYWOOD …..
(fortunately I, Renee Ashley Baker, am headed for France and the Fashion Industry….)BUT POSSIBLY “CAA”?

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I, Renee Ashley Baker, took the above photo (of myself) last night (on 9/4/2014). Can you guess how I did it? I think the photo came out BEAUTIFUL and with #NO FILTER! (Selfie taken not with an iphone). Now….Shout out to SAM FINE:

Hi Sam:
I, Renee Ashley Baker, am wearing Fashion Fair’s Crème Foundation in the above Selfie. I, Renee Ashley Baker, have been wearing your Fashion Fair Crème Foundation (in Brown Glo or Brown Blaze Glo) since it first came on the market. However, it doesn’t work for “HD/High Def” digital photography (especially the one for oily skin). Can you come up with a “foundation” liquid, crème, or crème/powder combo that will work for high def photography? Maybe something that could be applied with one of the new foundation application “buffing/blending” brushes? (Cover Girl is Crap and No to Revlon).

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RENEE ASHLEY BAKER WILL BE MOVING TO FRANCE TO LAUNCH “ERMA FRENCH PERFUME AND DESIGN” (HOPEFULLY WITH THE WERTHEIMERS)….RENEE ASHLEY BAKER CURRENTLY RESIDES IN EAST HAMPTON. NOW VISIT RENEE ON MYSPACE….

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NOW VISIT….ERMA FRENCH PERFUME AND DESIGN (ON TUMBLR)…CLICK LOGO BELOW….

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BELOW….RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S RIVIERA HOUSE….(THE HOUSE THAT CHANEL BOUGHT?)

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RENEE’S….NEW SONG….

“DIAMONDS” A DEMO (written and sung by Renee Ashley Baker)

DIAMONDS”
(Guest Musician: Toots Thielman ?)
Lyrics and Music by Renee Ashley Baker
Copyright 2003 by Renee Ashley Baker
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

(verse 1)
In love
Well welcome to who needs love
I never try to please love
I only give to me

To please me
Just give me Harry Winston
Arpels and Butler Wilson
A ‘jewel’s’ all I need

Diamonds, I’ll use them for their Diamonds
I’ll ruse them for their Diamonds
Confuse them for their Diamonds
Diamonds, I’ll feel them for their Diamonds
I’ll thrill them for their Diamonds
I’ll kill them for their Diamonds

A “Blue Box”
Repossi, I’m in Grid Lock
Orgell but now the bids stopped
He’ll take me to Asprey

Believe me
A Diamond is my best friend
It’s Cartier or its First Sin
A heart shaped card in play

Diamonds, I’ll use them for their Diamonds
Abuse them for their Diamonds
Confuse them for their Diamonds
Diamonds, I’ll feel them for their Diamonds
I’ll thrill them for their Diamonds
I’ll kill them for their Diamonds
(bridge)
I’ll never know a thing of feelings
I’ll never try to do what’s right
I’ll never know that they need healing
I only know it takes 3 C’s and light

(musical interlude by Toots Thielman)

I’ll never know a thing of feelings
I’ll never try to do whats right
I’ll never know that they need healing
I only know it takes 3 C’s and light

(verse 3)

Mikimoto
With diamonds love a Dojo
A Graff then off to Soho
A camel to Mouawaad
(Shaharazod music)

Piaget me
H. Stern to Bulgari
I’ll win it Mata Hari
Say Debeers and Away!

Diamonds, I’ll stroke them for their Diamonds
I’ll toke them for their Diamonds
I’ll coke them for their Diamonds

Diamonds , I’ll swill them for their Diamonds
I’ll pill them for their Diamonds
I’ll kill them for their Diamonds

For their Diamonds
(Toots music)
For their Diamonds
(Toots music)
For their Diamonds
(Toots music)
For Their Diamonds
(Toots music Fade out)
(The End)
(NOTE: THIS SONG IS NOT FOR SALE….THE “RENEE ASHLEY BAKER SONG CATALOG” IS NOT FOR SALE IT IS “OFF THE MARKET”. NO TO BEYONCE)

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NEW….GoPro WHITE….

GO PRO WHITE

VIEW “RENEE GOES TO PARIS FRANCE”….(A NEW “GO PRO” CHANNEL….FROM EUROPE!)
click link below to view:
http://www.youtube.com/channel/UClOQkosBB9RokG5PFyZdJMQ

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RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S SCHEDULE

1. Renee Ashley Baker gets “lawsuit settlement” of $60 Million for 6 years “financial injury” and for “physical injury”. (Renee Ashley Baker moves to France).
2. Renee Ashley Baker “dates” 52 Caucasian/Jewish Men who are 60 years of age and older in France. (No Athletes and No Politicians).
3. Renee Ashley Baker launches “Men’s Cologne” line hopefully with the owner’s of Chanel (in France).
4. Renee Ashley Baker (still the “party girl”) will open a “Discotheque” in the South of France (and No to Madonna).
5. Renee Ashley Baker will, maybe, sign with Disney (and Mel Gibson? and Sony Music?)
6. Renee Ashley Baker will sign with Random House or Harper Collins (and Sony) for a James Bond novel.

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NOW VIEW RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S NEW “WIX” WEBSITE….

(click on Renee Ashley Baker below)

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Please post this BLOG link on your TWITTER and on your FACEBOOK. Copy and paste link: http://www.ReneeAshleyBaker.Wordpress.com

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Announcement

Queen Mary 2

Did I say that I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be “sailing” to France aboard the Queen Mary 2? YES, I will and I’ll be making, filming (digitally) a “Documentary” of my trip. I, Renee Ashley Baker, plan to give this Documentary (free of charge) to Direct TV Video On Demand….so that it can be a “freebie for their audience….

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MY PUBLICIST…
I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, AM HOPING TO HIRE KCD WORLDWIDE…..I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, AM EXPECTING MY “FIRST PUBLICITY” TO BE MAGAZINE FEATURES ABOUT “RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S ENROLLMENT IN FASHION SCHOOL IN PARIS”….OR MAGAZINE FEATURES ABOUT “RENEE ASHLEY BAKER IN HER FABULOUS HOME OVERLOOKING THE MEDITTERANEAN”….WHAT A STORY!

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MY ANSWER IS STILL “NO” TO UNIVERSAL STUDIOS AND NO TO WARNER BROS ….

THE FACTS….HOPEFULLY I’LL BE SETTLING MY LAWSUIT….IN THE MEANTIME MY ANSWER IS “NO” TO SHOWBUSINESS…CLICK LINK TO READ WHY….

MCA and The Mob

Interscope Records

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will NOT work for Universal Studios nor for Warner Bros. Click link BELOW to read why:
http://www.sohh.com/2011/09/interscope_records_under_fire_for_cocain.html

I said NO

P.S. STILL NO TO OPRAH WINFREY….OPRAH WINFREY IS NOT COMING ON THE QUEEN MARY 2 WITH RENEE ASHLEY BAKER….
I, Renee Ashley Baker, happen to favor Cate Blanchett, at this time, as well as Helen Merrin. My old favorites are Helen Hayes, and the great actress/director/singer Barbra Streisand (to name a few). I, Renee Ashley Baker, will only “work with” (only hire) my “choices”. Repeat…Oprah and Beyonce will not be joining me on my “Documentary/Film” (to be taped –recorded– “digitally” on board the Queen Mary 2). AND…about my “Cote d’Azur House” (pictured in the photo above) I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be getting a “mortgage” (hopefully from Rothschild Bank and…I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be putting 20% down)…..

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HAPPY FATHER’S DAY 2014! Great Gift Ideas For Dad (plus “Good-Bye To Maya Angelou”)….plus Yes to Disney Studios and Yes to Sony, and Yes to Nightlife Paris France !

May 27, 2014

READING FOR DAD “ON FATHER’S DAY”…

MCA and The Mob

Interscope Records

INTERSCOPE RECORDS (“NO TO EMINEM”): CLICK LINK TO READ MORE: http://www.sohh.com/2011/09/interscope_records_under_fire_for_cocain.html

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NOW

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER HEADS TO FRANCE WITHOUT OPRAH, WITHOUT CHARLIZE, WITHOUT UNIVERSAL, WITHOUT INTERSCOPE (MEANING WITHOUT EMINEM’S JUNK)….

I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, WILL BE MOVING TO FRANCE TO “GET AWAY” FROM THE NAME GALE/GAIL….

A 30 YEAR MORTGAGE WITH 20% DOWN????

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TO WHOM THIS MAY CONCERN–FROM RENEE ASHLEY BAKER:

IF– YOU SELL THIS HOUSE TO ME I’LL WRITE A “JAMES BOND” NOVEL FOR HARPER COLLINS AND THE IAN FLEMING PUBLICATIONS LTD (I’LL WRITE THE NOVEL INSIDE THIS VILLA….)….

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NOW….BON VOYAGE, I RENEE ASHLEY BAKER WILL BE LEAVING FOR FRANCE !

Renee Ashley Baker (above)

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NOW

FATHER’S DAY (2014)

BUY MY KENNEDY BOOK….

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ABOUT ….

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S “OTHER PAPA”….

President John F Kennedy and Family

My Mother Was “Snow White”…..

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be MOVING TO FRANCE to get away from the name GALE/GAIL….(and I will not be working with nor for Oprah Winfrey)….I, Renee Ashley Baker, am leaving so that I can “date” 52 handsome Caucasian Men a year.

And, I Renee Ashley Baker, will be “settling my lawsuit” (out of court) for no less than $60 Million Dollars….

Click On President JFK(above)to BUY “Irma’s House Of Numbers (Counting The Kennedy Conspiracy)”…

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President Obama with Daughters

President Obama (Commander-In-Chief and Dad-In-Chief) with Daughters Sasha and Malia.

AND….

MORE DADS…

The Absolute Funniest Comedy Duo: TOM and COLIN.

plus

Dimitrios Kambouris

Celebrities feed the homeless at the Los Angeles Mission

Will Smith Family

Daddy Kevin and his family

Mel Gibson and Lucia

Tom Cruise and Suri at Disney Typhoon Lagoon Water Park

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie take the kids to FAO Schwarz

Jay Z and Blue Ivy

(Pictured Above: Movie Directors Tom Hanks, Kevin Costner and Mel Gibson; Movie Actors Harrison Ford, Will Smith, Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt, and Rapper/Music Impressario Jay-Z)

and…..

CONGRATULATIONS TO NEW DAD BRUCE WILLIS!

New Baby Evelyn with Big Sister Mabel Ray

Pictured Above is Bruce’s “new baby ” Beautiful Baby Girl Evelyn with big sister Mabel Ray ….

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NOW…EVEN MORE DADS…

PAPA PIERRE WERTHEIMER

Pierre Wertheimer

Pierre, the Father of Gerard and Alain Wertheimer, founded with CoCo Chanel, the cosmetics and fashion GIANT “Chanel”. Chanel Inc is worth an estimated $19 billion dollars….(I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be moving to France to launch ERMA FRENCH PERFUME AND DESIGN which hopefully will be “backed” by brothers Gerard and Alain…”Happy Father’s Day Papa Pierre”).

Chanel for Men Bleu

plus

“Good-Bye Maya Angelou” from Renee Ashley Baker

Maya Angelou was born in St. Louis Missouri in 1928.

Maya Angelou

St Louis Arc Gateway to the West

below….

FATHER’S DAY 2014….

WHAT TO GET DAD….

HAVE MONEY? DAD WILL TRAVEL…

TO EXOTIC LOCALS….

Cazenove-and-Lloyd Exotic Travel Agency

VISIT CAZENOV & LLOYD’S WEBSITE (CLICK HERE): http://www.cazloyd.com/en-gb/

and

ALWAYS FISCHER’S TRAVEL TRIP ADVERSORY

Exotic Travel

Arc de Triomphe

VISIT FISCHER’S ELITE TRAVEL
(CLICK HERE): http://www.elitetraveler.com/leaders-in-luxury/bill-fischer

Camper & Nicholson Yacht Rental

VISIT CAMPER & NICHOLSON LUXURY YACHT RENTAL IN SOUTH OF FRANCE (CLICK HERE): http://www.camperandnicholsons.com/contact/yacht-broker-antibes-159.htm

AND….

LOVE WINE?

TRY Astor Wine & Sprits (New York) or join City Winery New York’s Wine Club

Astor Wines & Spirits New York City

VISIT: CITY WINERY NEW YORK (CLICK LINK HERE): http://www.citywinery.com/newyork/

SUMMER BICYCLING YOUR CHOICE FOR SUMMER FUN?

Bobbin birdie bicycle safari

His and Hers Clos Cruiser by C Wonder

(Bobbin “Safari” Bicycle…. and…. His and Her Clos Cruisers by C Wonder)

and

Gift Ideas For Dad (Father’s Day 2014)

Tiffany & Co bronze swivel desk clock

(Tiffany & Co Bronze Swivel Desk Clock)

VISIT TIFFANY & CO (CLICK HERE): http://www.tiffany.com/International.aspx?&

and

LET’S NOT FORGET MINNIE & MICKEY….(IN PARIS !)

Disneyland-Paris-france

NOW

About The House The Erma Foundation Built…I’ll Be Buying It With My Out of Court Settlement and Building It In East Hampton….This house will be owned by CP Irrevocable Trust and will have “two wings” (east and west) and will have “two elevators” plus “roof top guest quarters”. (I’ll still be residing in France nine months out of the year and in East Hampton three months out of the year)…Now… Below…view Katharine Hepburn’s Connecticut Manse (it’s up for sale at $14.8 Million)….

Katharine Hepburn Home for sale at 14.8 million

WANT ANTIQUES FOR DAD?

VISIT SOTHEBYS.COM

(Below The Lamont Dupont Collection….Lamont was the eldest Son of Irenee DuPont)

Sotheby Antiques

NOW….THE FATHER (aka FATHER TIME?)

The Patriarch The Remarkable Life and Turbulent Times of Joseph P Kennedy

Great Patriot and Patriarch Joseph P. Kennedy…He had nine children (one becoming the 35th President of the United States)….

and….

SHOUT OUT: To Lady de Rothschild
I, Renee Ashley Baker, would like you to become a Board Member of THE ERMA FOUNDATION (in organization)….

Lady de Rothschild

FOR A SAFE DAD

Bunker Hill Security Cameras with color monitor

Bunker Hill Security (with this color security system you get two cameras and a flat panel color monitor so that Dad can see whos lurking at the front (and back door)

need more gift ideas?

READ ON….

LG G FLEX SMARTPHONE $695

LG G Flex Smartphone

LG (with this smartphone you get reduced glare on video calls and increased audio quality for “voice only” calls).

HOOPTY DOOS FOR DAD?

Redshift Mx  by BRD Motorcycles

REDSHIFT’S MX (BY BRD MOTORCYCLES) $14, 995

OLD VINYL RECORDS STILL DAD’S FAVORITES?

Orbit Plus Vinyl Record Player by Uturn Audio

Orbit Plus (A vinyl record player by Boston’s U-turn Audio $279)

OR…

GOT A MODERN DAD WHO WANTS SUPERIOR “DIGITAL” STEREO SOUND ?

Bang and Olufsen BeoSound 8

Bang & Olufsen BeoSound…(What More Can I Say?)

WHAT TO PLAY ON DAD’S BEOSOUND?

Looking Into You A Tribute To Jackson Browne

Why Not “Looking Into You: A Tribute To Jackson Browne”

DAD LIKE TV?

Band and Olufsen Beovision 103 Plasma Flat Panel

Bang & Olufsen Beovision (This is Bang & Olufsen’s newest flat panel “103”….)

WHAT WILL DAD WATCH?

How About “Turn” (the new AMC spy series)

The Agent AMC New Spy Series

Turn

DAD LIKE TO DISCO ? (WITH MOM OF COURSE)

Paris France’s Hottest Discotheques …..

The Buddha Room and…Maceo

(yes THAT Maceo…the one that was with James Brown)

Buddha Paris France

Maceo Paris France

NOW MORE LUXURY TRAVEL IDEAS

Bali Como Shambhala Estate

BALI: COMO SHAMBHALA ESTATE

Koh Samui Kamalaya

KOH SAMUI: KAMALAYA RESORT

Maldives One and Only Reethi Rah Private Island

MALDIVES: ONE & ONLY REETHI RAH PRIVATE ISLAND

Mustique via abercrombie kent destinations

AND…

MUSTIQUE: The Caribbean Island Where The British Royal Family Vacations (an Abercombrie Kent destination pictured above)

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NOW….

DISNEY IF I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, GET A 7 YEAR EXCLUSIVE CONTRACT….(NO I.P.O. and NO DISNEY STOCK)….. I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, WILL HIRE MY “ACTORS”….

Plus….I, Renee Ashley Baker, have found a “fabulous” house that I want to BUY on the French Riviera (on the Cote d’Azur) and I’ll buy this house with my “out of court settlement” (minimum $60 Million Dollars) or I’ll buy the house on the French Riviera with the $30 Million Dollars that I’m getting through the 70% sale of Erma French Perfume and Design, which I’ll headquarter in France and will hopefully sell to The Wertheimers)….

(NOW SCROLL DOWN TO READ RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S “D”)

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Mother’s Day 2014: Happy Mother’s Day: Always Love To My Mother Erma/Irma from Renee Ashley Baker….( Renee Ashley Baker to “Produce” for Disney Movie Studios?….No To Meryl Streep and No to Oprah Winfrey)

May 5, 2014

NOW…

HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY FROM MINNIE !

Minnie Mouse Mother's Day Gift Box

Sister Act 2

“Sister 1, Sister 2, Sister 3″ (Halleluyah, Sister Act 7 !)
By Renee Ashley Baker
Copyright 2013 by Renee Ashley Baker
All Rights Reserved

1. Whoopi talks to the three “SISTERS” on the “speaker phone” in their hotel room (aka the “briefing”). The three “SISTERS” are not really SISTERS but are cousins (aka the three daughters of three “Sisters”). The three SISTERS are given their tickets, passports and luggage and told “Bon Voyage”. (As always “SISTER #2” says “oh wait a minute” and she runs off to get something that she’s forgotten and wants to take on their “job”). What IS that something?

2. The three “SISTERS” board the ship (the Sea Odyssey); they sail; and when they “walk off ship” they are “IN UNIFORM”.

3. The three “SISTERS” check into their hotel suites (at the Renaissance), have the “bell hop” wheel up their luggage, then rush out of their rooms, eager to “sight see”.

4. While walking through the hotel they hear music coming from the “crowded” ballroom (Musical Number 1).

5. After a whirlwind of a “mini tour” they arrive back at their hotel. They decide to “hang out” in SISTER 2’s suite. “SISTER 2”, always alert, notices a “mysterious cryptic message” coming over her “laptop”. The message says, in big letters, WHO? WHAT? WHEN? WHY? HOW? “SISTER 2” is baffled but “SISTER 3” suggests that it’s merely “Cyber Suri” the hotel concierge. The three SISTERS order lunch (via Cyber Suri). While waiting for lunch –for room service –to be delivered, “SISTER 1” notices, on the hotel TV, an important news flash. “Could this be what we’re looking for?”, says “SISTER 1”. The three SISTERS, stand alert, staring at the TV screen…

TO BE CONTINUED ?

(The above “Introduction”, which was written by Renee Ashley Baker, will not be sold to DreamWorks. It will be sold to Disney Studios ONLY….UNFORTUNATELY, Oprah Winfrey has been “eliminated” from the cast of “Halleluyah! Sister Act 7”.

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(above the Beautiful Mrs A/B aka Renee Ashley Baker’s Mother wearing “Real” 24kt Gold Rings and “Real” Diamond Pendant) and below a beautiful Crocodile Handbag by Tiffany & Co…(Renee Ashley Baker will hopefully designing the “Irmigard” crocodile handbag for Tiffany & Co).

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Below The Cote D’Azur…

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Now, Back To Mommy(aka Her Majesty) and Her McQueen Crocodile Heels and Her Bentley 1919 Flying Spur !

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Clive Christian Perfume

McQueen Crocodile

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The Perfect Mother (the Lady Erma/Irmigard).

I, Renee Ashey Baker, had the “perfect Mother” who—who–had many “successes”. My Mother Erma/Irma raised three children who each have become “millionaires”. My brother JAMES who was career U.S. Air Force (serving 28 years) and who lived in New York in the early 1960’s (he lived on “5th Avenue” a block away from Jackie Kennedy Onassis) and who ran (for 20 years) a “department” for the city of New York mad $2 million dollars over his life time…..My Sister “Miss M” (who I call the Empress from Hong Kong) was a U.S. Air Force Master Sargeant’s wife (for over 40 years) and who is a Country Club Democrat and who has been invited twice to the Obama Presidential Inaugurals in 2008 and 2011. And myself—who will settle for a “out of court lawsuit settlement”. (My Mother Erma/Irma carried me, in her arms, onto U.S. Air Force bases in St. Louis Missouri when I was two years of age. My Mother Erma/Irma, in addition to paying for my ballet lessons also baught and paid for two houses–one being a “mini mansion” brought over from Paris France in the mid-1920’s by a JEWISH millionaire who was also a St. Louis “Judge”. My Mother Erma/Irma would “let me play” inside Stix Baer Fuller, and Famous & Barr whenever she’d “go shopping” there in St. Louis Missouri. My Mother Erma/Irma also “amassed” a “small fortune” of her own she had $262,000 credit line in her bank account (of course My Mother Erma/Irma had a a reverse mortgage and continued to have “expensive” things hanging in her closet from Bloomingdales in New York). My Mother Erma/Irma was an “Eastern Star” married to my father Mr. Ashley who was a “MASON”…..It is for My Mother Erma/Irma that I will be moving to France and launching “Erma French Perfume and Design” (hopefully with The Wertheimers, owners of Chanel).

Below “Portrait of a Lady 1919″….

Portrait of a Lady 1919

NOW….MOORE GREAT MOMS !

Mother Rose Kennedy 2

Michelle Obama 1

Michelle Obama 2

Michelle Obama 3

Mother Carter

Princess Grace Kelly of Monaco Monte Carlo

Princess Diana

Princess Kate Middleton

Susan Rice

UN Ambassador Samantha Powers

Elisabeth Warren

Hillary Clinton

Beverly Johnson 2014

Jane Birkin 2014

Jerry Hall 2014

Jane Seymour

Kathy Hilton

Estee Lauder

Nita Ambani

Lauren Powell Jobs

Madeleine Pickens

Karen Zuckerberg

Astrid Menks

MOTHERS WHO LOVE DINING….

Normas Restaurant New York

(above Norma’s Restaurant …Renee Ashley Baker’s Favorite….They Serve the $1,000 Caviar and Lobster Mother’s Day Omlet. Add the beautiful Tiffany & Co Emerald Butterfly Clip-Brooch to Mom’s Plate on May 11th)

Tiffany & Co Emerald Butterfly Clip Brooch

MOTHERS WHO LOVE TEA….

Mothers Christofle Tea Service

Royal Albert Rose Tea Cups

Heritage Lace Placemats

The French Art Of Tea

TEA SUPPLIES:

Mariage Tea & Coffee (New York)
McMulty’s Tea & Coffee (New York)
Dominique Ansell Bakery (New York)
William Poll Sandwiches (New York)
LaVie En Rose (New York)
Fortum & Mason (New York)

MOTHERS WHO LOVE PENDANTS:

Carved Creations The Page Pendant

Designs by Janessa fingerprint pendant

Tiffany & Co diamond heart lock pendant

MOTHERS WHO LOVE FRAGRANCE:

Elizabeth Arden Red Door

Jimmy Choo perfume

Chanel No 5 Perfume

Lady Primrose Royal Bathing and Skin Luxuries

MOTHERS WHO LOVE HISTORY….

Rothschild Faberge Egg at Christies
(above, Rothschild Faberge Egg auctioned by Christie’s)

MOTHERS WHO LOVE THE “U.S. AIR FORCE SONS”

Air Force Mom

and FINALLY…..

MOTHERS WHO LOVE FLOWERS…

Flower Girl NYC

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“Happy Mother’s Day to My Mother Erma/Irma”

–Signed Renee Ashley Baker (pictured above)

East Hampton Party

I, Renee Ashley BAker, plan to “give a party” in East Hampton (in June or July 2014) then I’ll be leaving for France right afterwords. I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be having a “MAN” travel with me to France (a MAN who is not in showbusiness)…..

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MEN AND ARCHITECTURE: MAKING THE WORLD…A FASCINATING PLACE….TO LOOK AT… (and View My Video “The Heist”….Below)

April 7, 2014

Moscow School of Management 1

Moscow School of Management by Adjaye 2

David Adjaye award winning architect

(David Adjaye of Adjaye Associates architectural designer of the Moscow School of Management, above and below)

Moscow School of Managment by Adjaye Associates

and…

Lord Foster 1

Lord Foster 2

30 St. Mary Axe Tower

(above, 30 St. Mary Axe Tower in London designed by architects Foster & Partners. Lord Foster above)

and USIBC

(US INDIA Business Council a U.S. India Partnership)

Taj Mahal India

modern architecture India

and….also

BEAUTIFUL AND FAMOUS HOME DESIGN

Annette Theisen Florida home

Socialite Annette Theisen

Annette Theisen house 2

(above, Home of Black Socialite Annette Theisen. Award Winning architecture by Guy Peterson with pools, palms and walls of LIGHT).

AND….

also Florida…..(ARMOUR 1919)

Louwana by Addison Mizner

LOUWANA: Designed by architect Addison Mizner, Louwana, is considered the last of Palm Beach’s great houses with it’s Mohogany French doors, a curving exterior staircase and octagonal blue tile floors. Louwana was named for department store heiress Marie Louise Wanamaker by her husband, Armour meat packing scion Gurnee Munn.

“The Highlands” (1907)

Arthur Erickson for Virginia and Bagley Wright

Designed by architect Arthur Erickson for arts patrons Virginia and Bagley Wright with concrete walls, wide buttresses and vaulted skylights. The Highlands (of Seattle) was developed by the Olmstead Brothers in 1907, the Highlands has been home to its share of CEO’s—not to mention a former CIA Director.

AND WHAT ABOUT?

RENOVATION

New York Park Avenue Armory renovation

NEW YORK PARK AVENUE ARMORY (photo 2011 by James Ewing)

KITCHEN DESIGN

CITY CHIC

Clive Christian Kitchens

OR

RUSTIC REFINED (FROM NANTUCKET TO AUVERGNE, FRANCE )

Country kitchen in Auvergne France

Country kitchen in Nantucket

and……

The “MOD POD”

MoMA Modern Playhouse

Instead of a traditional dollhouse, inspire your aspiring architect or designer-in-the-making with the MoMA Modern Play House. The set comes with six modular nesting boxes, mix and match furniture pieces and removable vinyl patterns and textures. It’s the ultimate modern-day playhouse that’ll give kids a way to make a room of their own ($20. chroniclebooks com)

Neil Tyson

and….

JUST FOR FUN (HOW SMART ARE YOU ?)

Brain Quiz 1: Nebulae are found where?
(a) A Test Tube
(b) A River
(c) The Galaxies

Brain Quiz 2: Remember The ______(?)

Phoebe Snow

RHEA

Atlas

Prometheus

Brain Quiz 3: The Yum Yum Tree Restaurant is where Renee Ashley Baker went (with a MALE date) for her “Junior Prom” at George Washington High School (the rich Jewish high school on Monaco Parkway in Denver). Question: “The Yum Yum Tree” is also the name of a ______(?)

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(I, Renee Ashley Baker, hate Pelligrino, but I love PERRIER !)

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SHOUT OUT TO MY WAY DANCE CENTRE:

I, Renee Ashley Baker, think you’re fabulous! AWSOME! (I, Renee Ashley Baker, danced “en pointe” at age 9. My Mother–the Beautiful Mrs A–paid for my ballet lessons beginning at my age of 7 years old in St. Louis Missouri). I’d like to see you dance to something from the “IN ATLANTA MIX TAPE/FEBRUARY” (“GRAMATIK–OBVIOUS/SHAKE YOUR ASS TO THIS”)….P.S. I, Renee Ashley Baker, would like to hire some of the “sexy handsome men” of the My Way Dance Centre to dance with me, Renee Ashley Baker, in Paris France. I, Renee Ashley Baker, will contact the My Way Dance Centre about this “job” once I get to Paris France. NOW…BELOW…MY NEW VIDEO…..I like to bring “LIFE” to “inanimate objects”….so check this out….

Video Camera

A CHEATING BOYFRIEND GETS THE RIDE OF HIS LIFE!

“tHe HEisT” by Renee Ashley Baker
Copyright 2014 by Renee Ashley Baker
All Rights Reserved

FADE IN: EXT EARLY MORNING A BIG CITY (On The East Coast)

The “MARK” always made that turn at the same time each morning at 7 a.m. It was a BIG SLOW TURN and “C” was ready. “C” who had done this many times got into position and just as the “TRUCK” rounded its turn “C” bump, and dropped. The “Truck Driver” SLAMBED ON BREAKS, threw open his door and hopped out to see if “C” was “injured”. As the Truck Driver leaned over “C”…. (WHAM!) “C” clocked him (WHAM!) “C” had layed him, the Truck Driver, out cold. “A” (C’s partner for three years)hopped into the Truck Driver’s door, started the engine and SHE took off. (Leaving “C” to run and jump on the back). As “A” drives her “loot” (Mercedes Benz) to its “destination” WE HEAR over the action the song “ELEVATE” (From the “In Atlanta” MixTape/February).

“A” is to be “portrayed” by Renee Ashley Baker

iN aTLAnTA

DOWNLOAD! DOWNLOAD! DOWNLOAD!
DOWNLOAD THE NEW “IN ATLANTA MIXTAPE/MARCH” (click link below)
https://www.facebook.com/inatlanta

Dance Centre My Way

VISIT MY WAY DANCE CENTRE…..(click link below)

http://translate.google.com/translate?hl=en&sl=ru&u=http://mywaydance.com/&prev=/search%3Fq%3Dmy%2Bway%2Bdance%2Bcentre%26biw%3D1920%26bih%3D932

THANK YOU MOMMY FOR MY BALLET LESSONS!

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MEN: Men’s Fashions: Spring/Summer…..LOVE YOU GUYS! (P.S. I won’t be doing any projects for Universal nor for Warner Bros/Interscope and NO to Simon & Schuster)

March 31, 2014

Everybody Dance Now

SHOUT OUT
Hey New York: I, Renee Ashley Baker, need dancers….
I like these dancers dancing to CIARA (HARRIS)

I love Russia

ALSO….

Contemporary Decor Interior Design

I’ll be settling my lawsuit out of court (or I’ll be filing a lawsuit for $150 million)….View the house I’m building…click LINK below….

NOW…..

PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA

President Obama on cover of GQ

America’s “style leader”…
(on the cover of GQ MAGAZINE….)

AND

HRH…WITH AND WITHOUT

Prince Harry with

HRH Prince Harry (with)

Prince Harry without

HRH Prince Harry (without)
Which Looks Best?

and

THAT “CARR” STYLE!

Carr and his love

Carr, a sharp dressed MAN, in a “romantic dancing scene” from “Downton Abbey”.

Gary Carr Downton Abbey 2

and…

CLAD FOR MEN

CLAD for MEN

(CLAD is the new “online department store for MEN” launched by Esquire Magazine).

GROOMING FOR MEN

Kiehls Ultimate Man

Kiehl’s “Ultimate Man Refueling Set” . Cost: $58 (Nordstroms)

GADGETS FOR MEN

Christofle flash drive by La Cie

(Stylish Storage For Your Data)

Blue Ant Wireless Voice Email

BlueAnt wireless email

(Email For Your Car—I Think It’s Legal….)

Panasonic Authenticam Iris Recognition Scanner for Computers and Laptops

Panasonic Biometric Iris Recognition Authenticator for Desktop Computers and Laptops

Montblanc Meisterstuck Porcelain White

Montblanc’s “The Meisterstuck” (in White Porcelain)….COST: $2800

MEN WHO ARE WORLD REKNOWN CELIST

Celist Yo Yo Ma

Yo Yo Ma….Follow His “Silk Road Project”. (It’s Yo Yo’s “Heart for the Arts”).

MEN WHO ARE FUNNY

Alan Alda Never Have Your Dog Stuffed

(Author, Actor, Renaissance Man Alan Alda….)

MEN WHO ARE GAMERS

Cargo Noir featuring Serge Laget

The Complete Strategist Store (New York, New York)

and….

MEN WHO ARE GETTING MARRIED!

Miguel Scott at Tree Sound

Miguel at Refrigerator Christmas 2011 by Renee Ashley Baker 588 (2)

(Miguel above solo and Miguel in my Sister Miss M’s kitchen at Christmas Time 2011….)

My Talented Relative “Miguel” Is Getting Married In May and the Wedding Will Be The Celebrity/Society Wedding Of The Season (in Atlanta). Miguel is a very talented “musician” who plays Piano, Guitar, Drums; he also Sings and he also Composes Music and Lyrics….I am hoping that the Grammy Nominated Miguel will soon be signing his “breakout” contract with RCA/Sony Records or with Richard Branson’s Virgin Records…..Miguel is the Chief Engineer at Tree Sound Studios in Atlanta and Miguel is “THE MAN RECORDING STARS WON’T RECORD WITHOUT….”

Miguel’s headphones ? (Renee Ashley Baker’s Bang & Olufsen BeoPlay H6 Of Course!)

Bang & Olufsen Beoplay H6 Headphones

Congratulations Miguel (from Renee Ashley Baker) !!!!

Moet gold

and

INTRODUCING RENEE ASHLEY BAKER

(Renee Ashley Baker resides in East Hampton New York)

TO VIEW RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S NEW “WIX” WEBSITE CLICK ON THE “FEMALE” BELOW….

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Valentine’s Day 2014 by Renee Ashley Baker …. Suggestions…. Where To Go? and What To Give?

February 6, 2014

RENEE’S BEAUTY BOOK….

Renee Ashley Baker Live In Progress

http://selz.co/1nspyyJ

YOU MAY BUY MY BOOK AT SELZ (CLICK ON BOOK COVER ABOVE) OR YOU MAY BUY MY BOOK AT AMAZON (CLICK BOOK COVER BELOW)….

Renee Ashley Baker Live In Progress

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White Wine Mouton Cadet

I, Renee Ashley Baker, HATE Beer….but I Love White Wine….HAVE A TOAST TO LOVE….On Valentine’s Day….

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OR….BUY MY NEW BOOK….

AT AMAZON COM

“LIVE! (In Progress)”

by

Renee Ashley Baker

(Beauty Tips, Diet Tips, and I Said What?)

TO BUY AT AMAZON CLICK LINK HERE: http://www.amazon.com/Live-Progress-Renee-Ashley-Baker-ebook/dp/B00I4DI412/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1392329022&sr=8-2&keywords=renee+ashley+baker

Renee Ashley Baker Live In Progress
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Robert and Ethel Kennedy

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As You All Know By Now I Give My Everlasting Heart (aka My First Valentine) To My Mother….

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(above, Renee Ashley Baker’s MOTHER Erma/Irmigard)

WANT TO GIVE WHAT’S FIT FOR A QUEEN?

THE WORLD’S MOST EXPENSIVE PERFUME

Clive Christian Perfume

(Clive Christian’s “Imperial Majesty”)

WHAT ABOUT STAYING IN NEW YORK FOR VALENTINE’S DAY?

Russian Tea Room for Valentines Day

Make it Champagne and Caviar at…

The famous Russian Tea Room (below)

Russian Tea Room caviar

OR…..

WHAT ABOUT TRAVELING FOR VALENTINE’S DAY….

BOOK A ROMANTIC GETAWAY….

Romantic Getaway

Romantic Destinations in South Africa by Sure Travel

Use Travel Agents:
LastMinute com
Liberty Travel ie
SureTravel co.za

What Do You Pack In That Louis Vuitton Weekender ?

Start With Renee’s Favorite….Chanel

Chanel dress

Don’t Forget Renee’s Favorite Shoemaker (aka Jimmy Choo’s Spring Summer 2014 Collection)

Jimmy Choo spring summer 2014

And Don’t Forget To Pack That Sexy “Bed Head”…

BB hair 1

BB hair 2

And…Since I, Renee Ashley Baker, have become a Femme d’Une Certain Age (shall we say) I don’t wear “drug store brands” (meaning NO Cover Girl and NO Revlon)….

CHANEL is now Renee Ashley Baker’s favorite “cosmetics line”….

SO….

For Valentine’s Day flash him…”CODE RED”

Chanel red lipstick

BUT….

WHAT IF….YOU….

CAN’T GETAWAY?

THEN MAYBE LINGERIE & CHOCOLATE IS YOUR THING?

Lejaby French Lingerie and Vosges Chocolates

Lejaby Lingerie

Vosges Chocolates

LOVE…BUT WITH THAT BUDGET THING ?

Red Envelope couple's key chains

(A Couples Key Chain From Red Envelope)

Pink Grenade Soap

(A Pink Grenade Soap from Pink-Addict com…To Make Love A Blast)

Giant Valentine Teddy Bear by FTD Florist

(A Giant Valentine Teddy Bear from FTD Florists)

BUT…

WHEN COST IS NO OBJECT…

THINK ABOUT A GIFT FOR A QUEEN?

Try Alexander McQueen’s Clutch (Cost: $2295)

Alexander McQueen Iris Plexiglas Box Clutch 2295

Photo Courtesy of The Luxist

THINKING ABOUT ESTATE JEWELRY FOR YOUR VALENTINE ?

Tiffany and Co New York Diamond Heart

A beautiful Diamond Heart Pendant by Tiffany & Co
Purchase at: Jewels Du Jour com

WANT TO GIVE A “CHILD” YOUR HEART?

Valentines Day by DsgnMoms Blog on WordPress

Think About Adoption …..

“20 Things Adoptive Parents Need To Succeed” by Sherrie Eldridge

20 Things Adoptive Parents Need To Succed by Sherrie Eldridge

“Carried In Our Hearts: The Gift Of Adoption; Inspiring Stories Of Families Created Across Continents” by Dr. Jane Aronson

Carried in Our Hearts by Dr Jane Aronson

Renee Ashley Baker’s Favorite….

Dave Thomas Foundation for WENDY'S

Find out more about what Children in foster care are “really” like…Help find them “Forever Homes”….
Dave Thomas Foundation For Adoption….The Erma Foundation would like to “Partner” with the Dave Thomas Foundation. (DaveThomasFoundation.Org)

A “GLAM–IN–TINE” ?

Valentine 2014

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S VALENTINE GOES TO….

Alain and Gerard Wertheimer owners of Chanel

Why? Because Renee Ashley Baker wants The Wertheimers (aka the Owners of Chanel Corporation) to become 70% OWNERS of Erma French Perfume and Design which Renee Ashley Baker will “set up” and “headquarter” in Paris France…..

EVERLASTING LOVERS….

(Good-Bye Eydie Gorme)

Eydie Gorme and Steve Lawrence

(Good-Bye Annette…)

annette-funicello-frankie-avalon in Beach Party 1961

and….

and…..

and….

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man_and_woman_couple_holding_hands_kissing_on_a_beach

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WANT TO RATE YOUR MATE?

TAKE THIS TEST

I. You should match your mate on: SPIRITUALITY

Rate how you feel about mankind/human kind:
a. Are You Green? YES/NO
b. Believe in Global Warming? YES/NO
c. Celebrate Earthday? YES/NO
d. Devoted To Your Religious or Other Beliefs? YES/NO

II. You should match your mate’s thoughts about: PHYSICAL ATTRACTIVENESS

a. Is Physical Attractiveness Important? YES/NO
b. Is Health/Physical Fitness Important? YES/NO

III. You should match your mate’s EMOTIONAL MAKEUP

a. How does He or She handle stress, disappointment?
b. How does He or She handle embarrassment, sadness, joy?

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Renee Ashley Baker is looking for a MAN, MAN, MAN. Renee’s “perfect man” has to be HETEROSEXUAL, he has to be 60-70 years of age, and successful (a billionaire or millionaire) and–HE has to be Caucasian/Jewish.

and…Renee’s New One….

Diamond Pendant Microphone

SAY….

SAY…..

SAY…..

What If There Was A “Female” Martin Riggs ?

“ANNIVERSARY”
Lyrics and Melody by Renee Ashley Baker
Copyright 2014 by Renee Ashley Baker
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

(chorus)
La La La Dit
La La La Dit
La La La Dit
La La La Dit
La La La Dit
La La La Dit
La La La Dit
La La La….

(Verse 1)
RUE is the day, I’m out of this MAN’S Army
They say it’s NO LONGER for me
Say I got to be too UNSTABLE
(chorus) Got to shooting at FABLES

This is the day, I’m going back HOME now
They say that I’ll never UNLEARN how
Say I got to be too LETHAL
(chorus) Get to sleep and I FREEFALL

(Verse 2)
Hoping to see my rich Uncle JT,
And see my other Uncle KC,
I’ll be with the LOVE of my family
(chorus) A Fifty AN–NI–VER–SAR–Y
I can’t bring my MAN because HE ain’t here now
HE left but I can’t just say how
Say he got to be too LETHAL
(chorus) Get to sleep and I FREEFALL

Ashley Judd 1

Ashley Judd 2

I will be “moving to France” in June or August. However, this “motion picture” may be set up (by Renee Ashley Baker at Disney or 20th Century Fox) after my LAWSUIT HAS BEEN SETTLED….
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No to Oprah Winfrey, No to Gail King, No to Beyonce, No to Lil Kim, No to Tiffany Foxx, No to Rihanna, No to Nikki Majaj, No to Jill Scott, No to Jennfer Hudson, No to Latifah, No to Madonna, No to Miley Cyrus, No to Katy Perry, No to Angelina Jolie, No to Charlize Theron, No to Julia Roberts, No to Halle Barry, No to Robert DeNiro (and NO to all others I’ve previously said “NO” to).

MEN: Christmas 2013….More Gifts For The Family #Entertainment News, #Celebrity News, #Wedding News, (No to Robert DeNiro)

December 9, 2013

My Mother (Erma/Irma) always walked next to me ….HOLDING MY HAND…..

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above, Renee Ashley Baker’s Mother (Erma/Irma) had “steak on the stove” when Renee Ashley Baker came home from school and there was always a “pie” on the pie plate or “Tollhouse” cookies in the cookie jar. (Yes—My Mother (Erma/Irma) was an “Eastern Star” and a “housewife” who sat home watching “soaps”. My Mother (Erma/Irma) saw the very first “soap opera” ….SECRET STORM….)

FOR MOM

As previously stated, My Mother (Erma/Irma) the “Lady Behind The Soldier” had a “real” Leopard Coat while First Lady (Jackie Kennedy) wore the “faux” one…. Below Faux Leopard Coat by Alexander McQueen)

Leopard Coat by Alexander McQueen

Cartier Leopard

(above, “Real” Diamond Leopard Watch by CARTIER….)

NOW MORE GIFT IDEAS….

FOR YOUR BROTHER: The Heavens To Watch

(My Brother “JAMES” was Air Force)

A Celestron Sky Prodigy 130 Telescope

Celestron Sky Prodigy 130

The Golden Planet (The Decommissioned “Dwarf Planet” PLUTO)

Dwarf Planet Pluto

FOR YOUR KIDS

Poloroid 8 inch Android Tablet W/Blue Tooth, dual Camera and Dual Core Processor (on sale for $99 at Walgreens)

Poloroid 8 inch Android Tablet

The Space Bar Modern Desk Organizer sold at Quirky com

Space Bar Desk Organizer

This is a “modern” desk organizer that can handle a 30 pound computer. It creates a “stowaway” space for both keyboard and mouse. It has four front facing USB ports for synching and two rear facing USB ports for charging.

AND

FOR YOUR SISTER: The Hearth (Cookbooks)

The African American Guide To Living Well With Diabetes

Living Well With Diabetes

The Deluxe Food Lovers Companion

The Deluxe Food Lovers Companion

FOR YOUR SISTER IN LAW

Hurom Premium Slow Juicer

above, Hurom’s Premium Slow-Juicer/Smoothie Maker for Home Smoothies.

FOR YOUR BROTHER IN LAW

Sauvignon Bot by NEC

above, Sauvignon Bot: This tiny robot from NEC can taste wine. Really! Through infrared “light sensors” in its left arm the bot can analyze the chemical composition of the liquid inside to determine type, brand, and flavor!
For purchase details visit: Necst.co jp

AND….

FOR GRANDMA AND GRANDPA

Kiss The Kitty The Hamilton Collection by Kayomi

Kitty from The Hamilton Collection by Kayomi

Kick The Can: “The Twilight Zone: Complete Collection” sold at Amazon com

The Twilight Zone The Complete Definitive Collection 1959

FOR YOUR DAD (If Dad Is A Gadget Guy)

RCA Portable TV

RCA Portable TV

This is TV on the go and you’ll get more than 70 networks and cable stations over broadcast signals (not WiFi). Size: a tiny 3.5 inches. Sold at RCAPortableTV com

RADIO SHACK

Digital Desk Top Weather Station at Radio Shack

above, Digital Desk Top Weather Station

FOR YOUR DAD (If Dad Needs Safety and Security)

Indoor/Outdoor Video Camera by Q sold at Walmart

Advance Elite Indoor Outdoor Camera at Walmart

Philips Spot On Motion Detector LED Lights…. Philips Spot On LED Sensor Light

AND

FOR YOURSELF AND YOUR GIRL

CrownCap com

Petco Holiday Trapper Cat Hat

above, CrownCaps sold at CrownCaps com (and the Cat Holiday Trapper Hat above in red and green is sold at PETCO com)

ALSO….

FOR YOURSELF AND YOUR GIRL

Hotel Relais Du Foyer

A Christmas (Island) Getaway with the Saints

(Saint Vincent’s Hotel Relais; Saint Barthelemy’s Hotel Guanahani & Spa; and Saint Lucia’s Cap Maison Resort & Spa).

FOR C. P.

Breitling for Bentley

Chesterfield Coat at Burberry

Legal Definition

CP is getting for Christmas: A Breitling for Bentley Watch, A “Chesterfield” coat by Burberry and a legal document (aka CP Irrevocable Trust)….

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AND….

NOW….

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re: ANOTHER FAMILY WEDDING

SO–another of my relatives has announced his “impending” marriage. Congratulations my MAN! The “groom to be” is the multi-talented MIGUEL the Grammy Nominee who has worked with such music legends as Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston. Miguel, like I said, needs to sign a deal with Sony Records or Richard Branson (Virgin Records). Universal/MCA is broke, I think, as Jay Leno has been paying his tv show band out of his own pocket. (Also Universal/MCA hasn’t even been “promoting” its new acts. Warner Bros/Interscope, in my opinion” is “drained”). Congrats to Miguel and his lovely bride to be (a pretty Caucasian woman from Vermont).

Live Long and Prosper My Man !…

Signed
Your Favorite Relative, Renee AB 9 aka The Erma Foundation aka Erma French Perfume and Design

(below photo of Miguel at my sister Miss M’s house Christmas 2011)

Miguel home at Christmas 2011

AND…..

HAPPY Halloween 2013: #White House, #John F Kennedy,#President Obama, #First Lady Michelle Obama, #Disney Halloween 2013, New York plus… New Crowdsource/Crowdfunding Project

October 21, 2013

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A VIEW TO A KILL (click LINK below)
http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com/id10.html

(NOTE: Neither Clemmie nor Gale/Gail can own/have/use/buy “The Red Tree” nor own/have/use/buy any other song in the Renee Ashley Baker Song Catalog. The Renee Ashley Baker Song Catalog belongs 95% to CP Irrevocable Trust….)

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President John F Kennedy

Dear Readers:
Do have a “happy Halloween”. However, I want to clarify some things; my plans are to “settle for monetary damages” out of court; then, I’ll hopefully get to be “Vanna White” for 2-3 years on a Disney/ABC network game show (a game show owned by CP Irrevocable Trust); then, I’ll hopefully be moving to Paris France–where I’ll start my perfume and design company (hopefully backed by the owners of Chanel). Anyway–I did not want to ignore the upcoming 50th Anniversary of the Kennedy assassination so I put together a “board”. To view my “board” please click on President John F Kennedy above….
Signed
Renee Ashley Baker (ERMA’s little girl)….

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“White Mustang”. Photo by Renee Ashley Baker

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Film Slate

(Click Red Slate Above To View My “Angel Crowdsourcing/Crowdfunding Project”)

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HAPPY HALLOWEEN 2013…..

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HALLOWEEN AT THE WH:

THE PRESIDENT AND THE FIRST LADY HAND OUT CANDY (WH Circa 2012)

SO–

YOU WANT FIRST LADY “MICHELLE OBAMA HAIR” FOR HALLOWEEN ?

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Tracey-Reese-Feelin Ruby Dress

above, First Lady Michelle Obama Halloween Costume (Michelle Obama Wig and Tracey Reese Ruby Dress)

and speaking of Firsts….

NEW FROM DISNEY….

Disney Sofia the First Magical Talking Amulet

Sofia the Fisrt Mgical Transforming Dress and Magical Talking Amulet

above, For Halloween (or dress up)

Sofia The First Magical Transforming Dress and Sofia the First Magical Talking Amulet

DISNEY ALSO HAS…..

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above, Doc McStuffins Stuffy Check Up Set (Halloween costume or “dress up set” for Girls—and BOYS !)

and for the trendy

DUKE (ER, I MEAN DUCK) DYNASTY

Duck Dynasty Halloween Costume

above, Duck Dynasty with Beard and Bandana Halloween Costume.

AND NOW….

WILL THE REAL “DUKE” (AND DUCHESS) STEP FORWARD…..

HRH The Duchess with baby Louie

The Duchess holding baby Louie

Baby Milford Baby Boy Quilted Jacket

above, a Jules Milford Quilted Jacket to keep HRH Baby Louie warm on Trick or Treat Night…)
Visit: JoulesUSA com….

CAN YOU SAY PARTY?

CELEBRATION: THE PARTY BOOK BY PIPPA

(The ultimate “party book”)

Celebrate by Pippa Middleton

Pippa Middleton Halloween Party

above, a Pippa Halloween Party for the Little Ones…..

HALLOWEEN’S LIGHTING?

lava Lamp Halloween

above, The Lava Lamp which was invented in 1963 by EDWARD CRAVEN-WALKER. (Did you know that Mr Craven-Walker had originally named his invention, his lamp “The ASTRO Lamp”?)

HALLOWEEN’S CANDY?

Renee Ashley Baker’s M & M MARS OF COURSE!

M M Halloween Candy 2013

M M Digital Coin Counting Money Jar  at Amazon

above, M & M Mars lets you Feed The Pig…er….I mean the cute, adorable, sweet lil M & M Digital Coin Counting Jar. Help kids “save their pennies” with this “bank” that electronically takes and displays your child’s money deposits.

CAN YOU SAY “TRICK OR TREAT FOR UNICEF?”

Trick or Treat for UNICEF 2013 box collection

Trick or Treat for UNICEF family

above, one of America’s UNICEF Families….
To Participate Click Link Below:
https://secure.unicefusa.org/site/SPageServer?pagename=Donate_General

GOING OUT? (ON HALLOWEEN)

TO A HALLOWEEN PARTY?

New York Halloween Costume

For Guys: Mean Green Halloween Costume

Fogal of Switzerland tights and knee highs

For Gals: Keep legs warm under your Halloween costume with colorful Fogals of Switzerland tights…..

CAN YOU SAY HOT ?

“And Then I Stepped Inside The Covered Palace, And What I Saw Was That There Was No Alice”
–Renee Ashley Baker

Paris Hilton sexy outfit for Halloween 2012

above, Paris Hilton Halloween Circa 2012 (“Alice”)

SHOUT OUT TO #PARIS HILTON: Hey Paris, How about a “tote bag” that would sell in the $500 range and be carried at Neiman Marcus and would be called, “Renee For Paris et Paris”…..?????

STAYING HOME? (ON HALLOWEEN ?)

GIVE THAT HALLOWEEN PARTY

satans-whiskers cocktail recipe

Serve that purr–fect Halloween Cocktail “Satan’s Whiskers”….click link below for recipe
http://www.stepbystep.com/how-to-make-a-satans-whiskers-cocktail-9691/

NOW…OTHER THINGS TO DO? (IN OCTOBER WITH THE KIDS)

PREPARE A BACKYARD BIRD BUFFET (AKA FEED THE BIRDS!)
This beautiful bird feeder “The Birdbrain Sequin Bird Feeder” is sold at Amazon com

Birdbrain Sequin Bird Feeder

HERA’S BIRDS ?

Audubon society

OR

WHAT ELSE CAN YOU DO? (IN OCTOBER WITH THE KIDS)

HOLD AN ALL HALLOWS EVE BOOK FEST!

Try….

FOR CHILDREN AGES 7-10

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HALLOWEEN HISTORY?

“THE WITCH AND THE SKULL”

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above, President John F. Kennedy with Caroline and Little “JJ” (White House Circa 1962)

AND WHAT ABOUT THE HOUSE THAT JACK BUILT?

Haunted House

cLICK PHOOTO above to view Renee Ashley Baker’s “Show Palace” (in the works). This “HOUSE” will be the HOUSE that JACK (and THE ERMA FOUNDATION) built…

AND LAST (BUT NEVER MORE —ER— I MEAN—NEVER LEAST…..)

EDGAR ALLEN POE

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The Ladykillers starring Tom Hanks

CLICK BELOW TO WATCH INSTANTLY:
http://www.amazon.com/The-Ladykillers-Widescreen-Edition-Hanks/dp/B00029LNYQ

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I, Renee Ashley Baker, will remain a Democrat….and Maybe, maybe I, Renee Ashley Baker, will get $30 million to $50 million a year for 5 years for my Disney/ABC TV Game Show? I, Renee Ashley Baker, am the Creator and Executive Producer of my Game Show.

To those who have been bothering me all morning about Brittany Spears (and Kevin F?)….Brittany Spears will not appear on my Disney/ABC TV Game Show. Also “NO” to Bill Cosby(as my game show host) and NO to Jimmy Kemmel (as my game show host).

No to the “usage” of the Renee Ashley Baker Song Catalog. My Mother says “NO” to Universal/MCA music and movie payrolls; and No to Warner Bros/Interscope movie payrolls and music. Also NO to Tiffany Foxx, No to Lil Kim, No to Mary J Blige, No to Sean Puffy, No to Jay-Z, No to Beyoncé, No to Dr. Dre, No to Snoop Dog, No to Eminem, No to Nicky Manaj, No to Rihanna, No to Janet Jackson, No to Jill Scott, NO to Miley Cyrus, No to Brittany Spears, No to Madonna, No to Charlize Theron, No to Angelina Jolie, No to Julia Roberts, No to Latifah, No to Oprah (she doesn’t HAVE to), No to Gail King, NO to Pam Grier, NO TO HALLE BERRY, No to Robert DeNiro, No to George Clooney, No to Brad Cooper, No to KRS ONE and No to Pam Greer. (BEING COMPLETED)