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Fashion Week New York 2014–Day 10: Women of the Year! (And What They Wore!) Jackie Kennedy Onassis, Michelle Obama, Barbra Streisand, Renee Ashley Baker’s Mother, etc etc etc

September 12, 2014

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Above, First Lady Jackie Kennedy and that “fabulous” Jackie Kennedy style!

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Above, Renee Ashley Baker’s Mother (Erma/Irma)

So, Fashion Week New York 2014 has come and gone. I, Renee Ashley Baker, am looking forward to next year; but–oh wait—I WON’T be here next year; Hopefully–I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be in Paris France—attending fashion design school and launching my new company ERMA FRENCH PERFUME AND DESIGN—(hopefully with The Wertheimers aka the owners of Chanel). Hopefully–I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be “going on dates” –with 52 MEN–that’s a date every Saturday night–and in Paris France!!!

the beautiful Mrs A at a party in the Hamptons

Above, Renee Ashley Baker’s Mother (Erma/Irma) at a party in The Hamptons (on Long Island). This photo was taken 30 years after the top photo was taken (doesn’t Mommy look great!)

NOW….

MOORE WOMEN OF THE YEAR

AND….

WHAT THEY WORE!

Michelle Obama by Annie Leibovitz

Above, First Lady Michelle Obama, photographed looking “elegant”, by Annie Leibovitz

Barbra Streisand December 1969

Above Barbra Streisand, December 1969….
And below Barbra, fabulous singer/actress/director that she is, as she accepts the Glamour Women of the Year Award 2014 “Lifetime Achievement”….

Barbra Streisand accepts award

Ameerah Al Taweel 1

Above, Princess Ameerah Al-Taweel (Princess and “Talent Manager”)

Hadeel Ibrahim

Above Hadeel Ibrahim
(Below Hadeel with Harry Belafonte at launch of the New Africa Center in New York; Hadeel, by the way, is the wife of finance magnate Mo Ibrahim)

Dr. Prescious Moloi Motsepe AFI fashion week

Above, Dr. Prescious Moloi Motseipe, the “brains” behind AFI Fashion Week
(Prescious is married to one of South Africa’s first Black billionaires).

Mukesh Ambani

Mukesh Ambani house

Above, Socialite Mukesh Ambani and her “Palace” in Mumbai….

Lady Rothschild Portrait of a Lady

Above, Lady Rothschild as she remakes the famous “1919” portrait “Portrait of a Lady”….

Melinda Gates

Above, Melinda Gates appears at the Glamour Women of the Year Awards 2014

Malala

Above, the wonderful Malala Yousafzai accepts her award at Glamour’s Women of the Year Awards 2014

And, “Je te presente”

(that is– saving the GREATEST for last….)

THE QUEEN!

Queen Elizabeth fashions 2014

Queen Elizabeth ii wearing royal purple

AND….NOW…RENEE SUGGESTS WHAT THEY SHOULD WEAR ….

Chanel look 47

The Look to wear now….Chanel’s “Look #47” (and the guy looks, looks, looks….so SEXY!)

Ferragamo Fiamma Bag

Above, Ferragamo’s “Fiamma Bag” (Modeled by the Portier Sisters aka the daughters of actor, legend Sidney Portier…..Sidney is a “Moore”…IS he some kin to me?)

Paul Ka white bow cocktail dress

Above, Paul Ka’s white cocktail party extravaganza….

JIMMY-CHOO-GOLD-EMBLISH-2014

Above, Jimmy Choo’s gold “embellished” sandal…

Chanel cosmetics counter

Above, all the goodies sold at the Chanel cosmetics counter (for tres parfait) AND JEWELERY TO WEAR WITH IT ALL? WHY “DEBEERS” OF COURSE…..

BELOW “COLORED DIAMONDS” BY DEBEERS

Debeers colored diamond rings

AND TO CELEBRATE! (WHAT ELSE BUT MOET!)

Moet and Chandon

(P.S. Bloggers are welcome to “link to this Blog” however….this Blog will be “promoted” advertised, mentioned in full page ads that I’ll run in Parade Magazine. The “ads” will promote the Renee Ashley Baker VLOG (“For Men Only”)

NOW….

SHOUT OUT TO BANKS….

What Style! I, Renee Ashley Baker, suggest that you put “NO COVER” tags on all your songs at the copyright office (so that no talents Rihanna can’t steal your signature).
2. I, Renee Ashley Baker, also suggest that you sign with Sony, Virgin Records or Bertelsmann (if you’re not with a major label already).
3. I, Renee Ashley Baker, must state that you are “ready” to become the next Maureen McGovern/Celine Dione (aka Muse of the “movie song”)….HERE THAT ALL YOU PRODUCER’S OUT IN HOLLYWOOD …..
(fortunately I, Renee Ashley Baker, am headed for France and the Fashion Industry….)

As I have stated on this BLOG many times, I, Renee Ashley Baker, will NOT be working in the movie industry but will instead work in “the French Perfume and Design Industry” (I’ll also become a citizen of France and give up citizenship of the United States). However, However, If, one day, I, Renee Ashley Baker, change my mind, I, Renee Ashley Baker, will work–in movies– on the following terms:

1. HE (the head of CAA) will have to sign Renee Ashley Baker to an exclusive contract whereby I, Renee Ashley Baker, would use CAA Talent “exclusively” for my motion picture productions.
2. I, Renee Ashley Baker, will have to be the “Executive Producer” of all of the Renee Ashley Baker motion picture productions.
3. I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be “set up” at either Disney Studios or at News Corp/20th Century Fox or I may help some MEN (from India) build their “movie studio”.
4. I, Renee Ashley Baker, will reside in France (and I, Renee Ashley Baker, will “give up citizenship” of the United States and will become a “citizen of France”).
5. NO TO RICHARD GERE AND NO TO ICM (ICM NEEDS TO BE IN JAIL); ALSO NO TO CLINT EASTWOOD AND NO TO OPRAH WINFREY. ALSO NO TO OPRAH’S “OWN” channel …NO TO MADONNA AND NO TO ALL “OTHERS” THAT I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, HAVE PREVIOUSLY SAID “NO” TO. INCLUDING “NO” TO MERYL STREEP.

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I, Renee Ashley Baker, took the above photo (of myself) last night (on 9/4/2014). Can you guess how I did it? I think the photo came out BEAUTIFUL and with #NO FILTER! (Selfie taken not with an iphone). Now….Shout out to SAM FINE:

Hi Sam:
I, Renee Ashley Baker, am wearing Fashion Fair’s Crème Foundation in the above Selfie. I, Renee Ashley Baker, have been wearing your Fashion Fair Crème Foundation (in Brown Glo or Brown Blaze Glo) since it first came on the market. However, it doesn’t work for “HD/High Def” digital photography (especially the one for oily skin). Can you come up with a “foundation” liquid, crème, or crème/powder combo that will work for high def photography? Maybe something that could be applied with one of the new foundation application “buffing/blending” brushes? (Cover Girl is Crap).

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RENEE ASHLEY BAKER WILL BE MOVING TO FRANCE TO LAUNCH “ERMA FRENCH PERFUME AND DESIGN” (HOPEFULLY WITH THE WERTHEIMERS)….RENEE ASHLEY BAKER CURRENTLY RESIDES IN EAST HAMPTON. NOW VISIT RENEE ON MYSPACE….

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NOW VISIT….ERMA FRENCH PERFUME AND DESIGN (ON TUMBLR)…CLICK LOGO BELOW….

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BELOW….RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S RIVIERA HOUSE….(THE HOUSE THAT CHANEL BOUGHT?)

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RENEE’S….NEW SONG….

“DIAMONDS” A DEMO (written and sung by Renee Ashley Baker)

DIAMONDS”
(Guest Musician: Toots Thielman ?)
Lyrics and Music by Renee Ashley Baker
Copyright 2003 by Renee Ashley Baker
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

(verse 1)
In love
Well welcome to who needs love
I never try to please love
I only give to me

To please me
Just give me Harry Winston
Arpels and Butler Wilson
A ‘jewel’s’ all I need

Diamonds, I’ll use them for their Diamonds
I’ll ruse them for their Diamonds
Confuse them for their Diamonds
Diamonds, I’ll feel them for their Diamonds
I’ll thrill them for their Diamonds
I’ll kill them for their Diamonds

A “Blue Box”
Repossi, I’m in Grid Lock
Orgell but now the bids stopped
He’ll take me to Asprey

Believe me
A Diamond is my best friend
It’s Cartier or its First Sin
A heart shaped card in play

Diamonds, I’ll use them for their Diamonds
Abuse them for their Diamonds
Confuse them for their Diamonds
Diamonds, I’ll feel them for their Diamonds
I’ll thrill them for their Diamonds
I’ll kill them for their Diamonds
(bridge)
I’ll never know a thing of feelings
I’ll never try to do what’s right
I’ll never know that they need healing
I only know it takes 3 C’s and light

(musical interlude by Toots Thielman)

I’ll never know a thing of feelings
I’ll never try to do whats right
I’ll never know that they need healing
I only know it takes 3 C’s and light

(verse 3)

Mikimoto
With diamonds love a Dojo
A Graff then off to Soho
A camel to Mouawaad
(Shaharazod music)

Piaget me
H. Stern to Bulgari
I’ll win it Mata Hari
Say Debeers and Away!

Diamonds, I’ll stroke them for their Diamonds
I’ll toke them for their Diamonds
I’ll coke them for their Diamonds

Diamonds , I’ll swill them for their Diamonds
I’ll pill them for their Diamonds
I’ll kill them for their Diamonds

For their Diamonds
(Toots music)
For their Diamonds
(Toots music)
For their Diamonds
(Toots music)
For Their Diamonds
(Toots music Fade out)
(The End)
(NOTE: THIS SONG IS NOT FOR SALE….THE “RENEE ASHLEY BAKER SONG CATALOG” IS NOT FOR SALE IT IS “OFF THE MARKET”. NO TO BEYONCE)

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GO PRO WHITE

VIEW “RENEE GOES TO PARIS FRANCE”….(A NEW “GO PRO” CHANNEL….FROM EUROPE!)
click link below to view:
http://www.youtube.com/channel/UClOQkosBB9RokG5PFyZdJMQ

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RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S SCHEDULE

1. Renee Ashley Baker gets “lawsuit settlement” of $60 Million for 6 years “financial injury” and for “physical injury”. (Renee Ashley Baker moves to France).
2. Renee Ashley Baker “dates” 52 Caucasian/Jewish Men who are 60 years of age and older in France. (No Athletes and No Politicians).
3. Renee Ashley Baker launches “Men’s Cologne” line hopefully with the owner’s of Chanel (in France).
4. Renee Ashley Baker (still the “party girl”) will open a “Discotheque” in the South of France (and No to Madonna).
5. Renee Ashley Baker will, maybe, sign with Disney (and Mel Gibson? and Sony Music?)
6. Renee Ashley Baker will sign with Random House or Harper Collins (and Sony) for a James Bond novel.

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NOW VIEW RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S NEW “WIX” WEBSITE….

(click on Renee Ashley Baker below)

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Announcement

Queen Mary 2

Did I say that I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be “sailing” to France aboard the Queen Mary 2? YES, I will and I’ll be making, filming (digitally) a “Documentary” of my trip. I, Renee Ashley Baker, plan to give this Documentary (free of charge) to Direct TV Video On Demand….so that it can be a “freebie for their audience….

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MY PUBLICIST…
I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, AM HOPING TO HIRE KCD WORLDWIDE…..I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, AM EXPECTING MY “FIRST PUBLICITY” TO BE MAGAZINE FEATURES ABOUT “RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S ENROLLMENT IN FASHION SCHOOL IN PARIS”….OR MAGAZINE FEATURES ABOUT “RENEE ASHLEY BAKER IN HER FABULOUS HOME OVERLOOKING THE MEDITTERANEAN”….WHAT A STORY!

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MY ANSWER IS STILL “NO” TO UNIVERSAL STUDIOS AND NO TO WARNER BROS ….

THE FACTS….HOPEFULLY I’LL BE SETTLING MY LAWSUIT….IN THE MEANTIME MY ANSWER IS “NO” TO SHOWBUSINESS…CLICK LINK TO READ WHY….

MCA and The Mob

Interscope Records

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will NOT work for Universal Studios nor for Warner Bros. Click link BELOW to read why:
http://www.sohh.com/2011/09/interscope_records_under_fire_for_cocain.html

I said NO

P.S. STILL NO TO OPRAH WINFREY….OPRAH WINFREY IS NOT COMING ON THE QUEEN MARY 2 WITH RENEE ASHLEY BAKER….
I, Renee Ashley Baker, happen to favor Cate Blanchett, at this time, as well as Helen Merrin. My old favorites are Helen Hayes, and the great actress/director/singer Barbra Streisand (to name a few).

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Because I have been “bothered” by the Englewood Public Library about Oprah Winfrey, I have to request that Oprah Winfrey “stay away from me”…..No to ICM, No to Angelina Jolie, No to Julia Roberts, No to Christina Aguillera, No to Jessica Alba. Johnny Depp has to “stay away” from Renee Ashley Baker too….No to Lil Kim and No to Beyoncé too and NO to Rihanna, and No to Nicky Manaj. And I’ve Had To “Threaten” Charlize Theron so that she could not be “forced into a payroll” by Englewood City Employees such as Aimee, Jennifer, and Kara and Pat. “NO” to all others that Renee Ashley Baker has said “NO” to.

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Mother’s Day 2014: Happy Mother’s Day: Always Love To My Mother Erma/Irma from Renee Ashley Baker….( Renee Ashley Baker to “Produce” for Disney Movie Studios?….No To Meryl Streep and No to Oprah Winfrey)

May 5, 2014

NOW…

HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY FROM MINNIE !

Minnie Mouse Mother's Day Gift Box

Sister Act 2

“Sister 1, Sister 2, Sister 3″ (Halleluyah, Sister Act 7 !)
By Renee Ashley Baker
Copyright 2013 by Renee Ashley Baker
All Rights Reserved

1. Whoopi talks to the three “SISTERS” on the “speaker phone” in their hotel room (aka the “briefing”). The three “SISTERS” are not really SISTERS but are cousins (aka the three daughters of three “Sisters”). The three SISTERS are given their tickets, passports and luggage and told “Bon Voyage”. (As always “SISTER #2” says “oh wait a minute” and she runs off to get something that she’s forgotten and wants to take on their “job”). What IS that something?

2. The three “SISTERS” board the ship (the Sea Odyssey); they sail; and when they “walk off ship” they are “IN UNIFORM”.

3. The three “SISTERS” check into their hotel suites (at the Renaissance), have the “bell hop” wheel up their luggage, then rush out of their rooms, eager to “sight see”.

4. While walking through the hotel they hear music coming from the “crowded” ballroom (Musical Number 1).

5. After a whirlwind of a “mini tour” they arrive back at their hotel. They decide to “hang out” in SISTER 2’s suite. “SISTER 2”, always alert, notices a “mysterious cryptic message” coming over her “laptop”. The message says, in big letters, WHO? WHAT? WHEN? WHY? HOW? “SISTER 2” is baffled but “SISTER 3” suggests that it’s merely “Cyber Suri” the hotel concierge. The three SISTERS order lunch (via Cyber Suri). While waiting for lunch –for room service –to be delivered, “SISTER 1” notices, on the hotel TV, an important news flash. “Could this be what we’re looking for?”, says “SISTER 1”. The three SISTERS, stand alert, staring at the TV screen…

TO BE CONTINUED ?

(The above “Introduction”, which was written by Renee Ashley Baker, will not be sold to DreamWorks. It will be sold to Disney Studios ONLY….UNFORTUNATELY, Oprah Winfrey has been “eliminated” from the cast of “Halleluyah! Sister Act 7”.

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(above the Beautiful Mrs A/B aka Renee Ashley Baker’s Mother wearing “Real” 24kt Gold Rings and “Real” Diamond Pendant) and below a beautiful Crocodile Handbag by Tiffany & Co…(Renee Ashley Baker will hopefully designing the “Irmigard” crocodile handbag for Tiffany & Co).

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Below The Cote D’Azur…

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Now, Back To Mommy(aka Her Majesty) and Her McQueen Crocodile Heels and Her Bentley 1919 Flying Spur !

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Clive Christian Perfume

McQueen Crocodile

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The Perfect Mother (the Lady Erma/Irmigard).

I, Renee Ashey Baker, had the “perfect Mother” who—who–had many “successes”. My Mother Erma/Irma raised three children who each have become “millionaires”. My brother JAMES who was career U.S. Air Force (serving 28 years) and who lived in New York in the early 1960’s (he lived on “5th Avenue” a block away from Jackie Kennedy Onassis) and who ran (for 20 years) a “department” for the city of New York mad $2 million dollars over his life time…..My Sister “Miss M” (who I call the Empress from Hong Kong) was a U.S. Air Force Master Sargeant’s wife (for over 40 years) and who is a Country Club Democrat and who has been invited twice to the Obama Presidential Inaugurals in 2008 and 2011. And myself—who will settle for a “out of court lawsuit settlement”. (My Mother Erma/Irma carried me, in her arms, onto U.S. Air Force bases in St. Louis Missouri when I was two years of age. My Mother Erma/Irma, in addition to paying for my ballet lessons also baught and paid for two houses–one being a “mini mansion” brought over from Paris France in the mid-1920’s by a JEWISH millionaire who was also a St. Louis “Judge”. My Mother Erma/Irma would “let me play” inside Stix Baer Fuller, and Famous & Barr whenever she’d “go shopping” there in St. Louis Missouri. My Mother Erma/Irma also “amassed” a “small fortune” of her own she had $262,000 credit line in her bank account (of course My Mother Erma/Irma had a a reverse mortgage and continued to have “expensive” things hanging in her closet from Bloomingdales in New York). My Mother Erma/Irma was an “Eastern Star” married to my father Mr. Ashley who was a “MASON”…..It is for My Mother Erma/Irma that I will be moving to France and launching “Erma French Perfume and Design” (hopefully with The Wertheimers, owners of Chanel).

Below “Portrait of a Lady 1919″….

Portrait of a Lady 1919

NOW….MOORE GREAT MOMS !

Mother Rose Kennedy 2

Michelle Obama 1

Michelle Obama 2

Michelle Obama 3

Mother Carter

Princess Grace Kelly of Monaco Monte Carlo

Princess Diana

Princess Kate Middleton

Susan Rice

UN Ambassador Samantha Powers

Elisabeth Warren

Hillary Clinton

Beverly Johnson 2014

Jane Birkin 2014

Jerry Hall 2014

Jane Seymour

Kathy Hilton

Estee Lauder

Nita Ambani

Lauren Powell Jobs

Madeleine Pickens

Karen Zuckerberg

Astrid Menks

MOTHERS WHO LOVE DINING….

Normas Restaurant New York

(above Norma’s Restaurant …Renee Ashley Baker’s Favorite….They Serve the $1,000 Caviar and Lobster Mother’s Day Omlet. Add the beautiful Tiffany & Co Emerald Butterfly Clip-Brooch to Mom’s Plate on May 11th)

Tiffany & Co Emerald Butterfly Clip Brooch

MOTHERS WHO LOVE TEA….

Mothers Christofle Tea Service

Royal Albert Rose Tea Cups

Heritage Lace Placemats

The French Art Of Tea

TEA SUPPLIES:

Mariage Tea & Coffee (New York)
McMulty’s Tea & Coffee (New York)
Dominique Ansell Bakery (New York)
William Poll Sandwiches (New York)
LaVie En Rose (New York)
Fortum & Mason (New York)

MOTHERS WHO LOVE PENDANTS:

Carved Creations The Page Pendant

Designs by Janessa fingerprint pendant

Tiffany & Co diamond heart lock pendant

MOTHERS WHO LOVE FRAGRANCE:

Elizabeth Arden Red Door

Jimmy Choo perfume

Chanel No 5 Perfume

Lady Primrose Royal Bathing and Skin Luxuries

MOTHERS WHO LOVE HISTORY….

Rothschild Faberge Egg at Christies
(above, Rothschild Faberge Egg auctioned by Christie’s)

MOTHERS WHO LOVE THE “U.S. AIR FORCE SONS”

Air Force Mom

and FINALLY…..

MOTHERS WHO LOVE FLOWERS…

Flower Girl NYC

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“Happy Mother’s Day to My Mother Erma/Irma”

–Signed Renee Ashley Baker (pictured above)

East Hampton Party

I, Renee Ashley BAker, plan to “give a party” in East Hampton (in June or July 2014) then I’ll be leaving for France right afterwords. I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be having a “MAN” travel with me to France (a MAN who is not in showbusiness)…..

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Christmas 2013: First Lady Michelle Obama and Mommy in Goldfinger Gold! #White House News (No To Robert DeNiro)

December 16, 2013

the beautiful Mrs A at a party in the Hamptons

First Lady Michelle Obama

above, Renee Ashley Baker’s Mother (Erma/Irma) at a summer party given by my Brother James in “The Hamptons” (I think a “real Dupont” was there). Also above, First Lady Michelle Obama. (Check out the “graceful hands” on Mummy and the First Lady)……

(SCROLL DOWN FOR CHRISTMAS SING-A-LONG)

NEWS SHOW PROPOSAL…..Renee Ashley Baker’s fee is $1 Million Dollars Per Week for 26 Weeks….plus Sarah Palin, Donald Trump, First Lady Michelle Obama and more….)

June 26, 2013

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President John F Kennedy in the navy

“SANG THE MUSES”
by Renee Ashley Baker

Lyrics and Melody by Renee Ashley Baker
Copyright 2013 by Renee Ashley Baker

Lovely Cinderella lost her shoe at the Ball
Ship found in the Bottle, popped the cork, the sails grew Tall
Let Her stand with Nemo he’ll take Her hand upon the Sea
Strait up from the Bottom, they’ll see JACK cause he’ll be ME

(CHORUS)
Sang the muses, Sang the muses
Sang the muses, Sang the muses
Sang the music, Sang the music
Sang the music, Sang the music
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*This song is to be sung with a heavy Irish brogue…..

(I, Renee Ashley Baker, began this song two years ago. It is still not finished, however, I’ve decided to post this one “verse” for the 4th of July. HOPE YOU LIKE IT !)

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SHOUT OUT

Shout Out To Hughes Direct TV, ABC TV, New York Times, and Fox News/News Corp:

Once my “lawsuit has settled” and I, Renee Ashley Baker, am “available”….I, Renee Ashley Baker would like to do a “News Show”. My “news show” would air weekly (on TV) and be 1 hour long. I’d do 26 shows. The “Broadcaster” (the TV NETWORK) would own the shows. I’d want a 26-52 show contract. What is Renee Ashley Baker’s asking fee? Renee Ashley Baker’s fee will be $1 million per week (or $26 Million Dollars). And…I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be granted: Approval of Guest Stars, Wardrobe Approval of Guest Stars, Weekly Script Approval, Director Approval, Producer Approval, and Location Approval (the location to be my house in The Hamptons). And—no to a “pilot” as I, Renee Ashley Baker, will not do a pilot….my Ustream TV show will be my “audition tape” if an audition is needed. And…I do not, NOT want to do a “radio show” so no–NO–to Mel Karmazin. NO TO MEL KARMAZIN….

and….

also for Renee Ashley Baker

THE HOUSE THAT JACK BUILT….

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womans white bathroom

If–If–I, Renee Ashley Baker, were to “build a house” I, Renee Ashley Baker, will “build it in France”. It (the house) will probably cost around $4.5 million dollars. I will put two bathrooms inside my “master bedroom”. One bathroom for HIM and the other bathroom for HER (see photos above of Renee Ashley Baker’s in white and “HIS” in blue).

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finally….

MISTAKES I’VE MADE

(aka “Renee Ashley Baker’s Biggest Mistakes….”)

#1 SARAH PALIN…

Sarah “plain” but not tall …Sarah Palin is little bitty and small….(PALIN IS AN ANAGRAM FOR “PLAIN”)

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Sarah Palin is just a “4-eyed-poli-sci-nerd”. Sarah Palin is still just an “unqualified” “inadequate” “DOG” who is vastly “inferior” to a Harvard/Columbia educated man like President Barack Obama. (Remember how Sarah Palin didn’t even have, in her closet, a wardrobe appropriate for an “IMPORTANT WOMAN”? The Republican Party had to “rush” Sarah Palin to “fancy stores” and buy her “something to wear” !)

#2 MICHELLE BACHMANN

MICHELLE BACHMANN (BACHMAN’S ANAGRAM IS “C BAN HAM” ?)

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Michelle Bachmann is a “stupid jackass”. WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG MICHELLE?

I, Renee Ashley Baker, want the public to know that it was Me and my sister(the beautiful Miss M) who picked the “other” Michelle for the “WH”…. (the other Michelle being Michelle Obama….)

#3 MELANIE GRIFFITH

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Melanie Griffith and Tippi Hedren are both “CRAP”. Melanie Griffith and Antonio Banderas will not, NOT be having anything to do with Renee Ashley Baker’s “Hampton’s house purchase”. (In other words they will not be “purchasing” Renee Ashley Baker’s Hampton’s house). And…when I, Renee Ashley Baker, do get the $26 million I, Renee Ashley Baker, will not, NOT “pay Melanie and Antonio”. Melanie, Antonio, and Tippi all need to “set up a meth lab” and stop the “criminals of Denver and criminals of Englewood” from “extorting/coercing” money for the three of them! ! !

#4 VAN DIESEL

Nobody in Colorado had better mention the name Van Diesel to me again or I’m going to The Feds (the ones in New York).

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Vin Diesel is a “punk ass”….Also still “no” to Nicholas Cage, no to B-actor Ben Affleck, “no” to B-actor Mathew Mccaughnahay.

THE NEW OLD BOY “FRAT HOUSE”….

#5 JACK WELCH

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Like I said–Jack Welch will not, not be “running–nor financing– a company for Renee Ashley Baker”.

#6 DONALD TRUMP

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“The Donald” (aka “But He Don’t Got No Birth Certificate !”)

There is more wrong here than just the “toupee”. Donald Trump will also not, “NOT be running–nor financing–a company for Renee Ashley Baker”.

#7 ROBERT DeNIRO

Denver/Englewood will “stop” STOP trying to “do business with Robert DeNiro” via Renee Ashley Baker.

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Why is it always the “same three” that “crooks” try to run a “sideways fraud” with ? It is always: Robert DeNiro, Sylvester Stallone or George Clooney. (So, no to Robert DeNiro, no to Sylvester Stallone, and no to George Clooney).

#8 MITT ROMNEY

MITT ROMNEY (aka “That Old Black Magic Underwear”)

Mitt Romney needs to keep his underwear on and his “mouth shut”…

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Mitt Romney will also not, NOT be running–financing–a company for Renee Ashley Baker. These “broke conservatives” are not, NOT going to be “getting a movie studio via Renee Ashley Baker”. For one reason my sister (the beautiful Miss M) can’t stand “conservatives”. And…the other reason is because–I, Renee Ashley Baker, do not, NOT want to be “Denesh DeSouza” and make only $25 million dollar “conservative movie goer box offices”.

No to Hugh Hewitt (and no to Mrs. Hewitt aka “Go Fetch”); no to Rush Limbaugh, no to Glenn Beck, no to Sean Hannity, and still “NO” to Rick Santorum. Also “NO” to Marco Rubio and “NO” to Rudy Giuliani. (I, Renee Ashley Baker, am for Hilary Clinton for President in 2016….)

SO…..

Hi Tom Cruise–View My Video

December 25, 2012

Hi TOM CRUSE….CLICK ON VIDEO CAM TO VIEW MY “TALENT” VIDEO….

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I, Renee Ashley Baker, WILL BE (hopefully) residing in Washington DC (2013); working for FB/Mark Zuckerberg (2013 or 2014); working for The Wertheimers and Erma French Perfume and Design in Paris France (2014). and…..I, Renee Ashley Baker, am trying to sell my “song catalog” for “Broadway Shows” to (Barbra or Sir Richard Branson or ?); and of course I will be “continuously” LOOKING FOR A HUSBAND….(using Janis Spindel the serious matchmaker).

(NOW READ DOWN FOR “56 STEPS” SUNG BY RENEE ASHLEY BAKER….)
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Renee  and Hubby On A Wedding Cake

Renee Ashley Baker’s New Year’s Resolution?

TO FIND A MILLIONAIRE/BILLIONAIRE HUSBAND…

(help me out Janis Spindel)

….Now Listen to “56 Steps” Below

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TO LISTEN TO “56 STEPS” SUNG AND WRITTEN BY RENEE ASHLEY BAKER (click on sculpture below)….

56 Steps

TO LISTEN TO “CHAMPAGNE” SUNG BY RENEE ASHLEY BAKER (click on Moet Champagne below)….

Moet champagene for the holidays

TreeSound Grammy Award Nominated Engineer and Composer Miguel at pianophoto

(At TreeSound Recording Studios in Atlanta– Renee Ashley Baker’s relative Miguel on piano. Miguel is a Grammy Award Nominated Sound Engineer who was nominated in 2008 for sound engineering the Lil Wayne album “Tha Carter III”. Miguel is also a Singer, Composer, and a Musician (who plays piano, drums and guitar)….Whew!

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(At TreeSound Studios the beauty of “Sound Art”….)

TreeSound Studio Soundboardphoto

(At TreeSound Studios the “soundboard” used by Renee Ashley Baker’s relative Miguel–the Grammy Nominee)

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(At TreeSound Studios the “studio” used by the Fabulous Whitney Houston to record her last album “I Look To You” )

TreeSound Shaft Posterphoto

(At TreeSound Studios an autographed poster of “Shaft” by the star Richard Roundtree)…

and….

THE GOOD/BAD NEWS?

Renee Ashley Baker has plans to “move to France” , to launch “Erma French Perfume and Design”, to get married to a handsome millionaire or billionaire, and sit on lots and lots of yachts (in the French Riviera)…..No to “The PHIPPS” of D-list Denver, No to “The Cowtown Denver Broncos”…Denver is still the “cowtown” I despise for becoming “Hillbillies” trying to “wrestle me for what’s mine”…..

now continued on to Renee below…..

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What does Renee Ashley Baker want for Christmas?

1. Peace on Earth (Goodwill towards ALL men)….
2. and I want my “Readers and Facebook Friends” to view my latest music demo “The Getaway” (click on Renee above to LISTEN )….

Tina Turner Greatest Hits

PLUS….

Did I tell my “Readers and Facebook Friends” that the day I, Renee Ashley Baker, was born at Barnes Hospital in St. Louis Missouri–that there was a “soon to be LEGENDARY” singer who helped my Mother (the beautiful Mrs. A) and my Father (Mr. Ashley) bring me home (at one day old?)….Yes that singer was the one and only TINA TURNER….(click on photo of Tina above to view her terrific video…)

I VOTED ! (For President #Obama)….Presidential Election 2012; Plus Hello DC and NYC…. (Plus my plan for “disaster relief”)

November 6, 2012

(click on photo of Ethel below to view UPDATE)

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YES, YES, YES…I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, JUST VOTED AND I VOTED FOR PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA….

(“Sorry NitWit Romney”…..)

AND….

I LOVE….AND….I LOVE….AND….

“I Love New York” says, Renee Ashley Baker

PARK AVENUE PARTY by SLIM AARONS….

and what about WASHINGTON DC ?

Yes, I Renee Ashley Baker, plan to be the “Hostess With The Mostess” in Washington DC. I, Renee Ashley Baker will give FABULOUS “cocktail parties, in my Washington DC apartment….

Buy at Tiffany & Co “The Cornelia Lunch Box”.

(Hopefully, I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be designing a crocodile handbag “The Irmigard” for Tiffany & Co which will sell for $3,000-$9,000….)

and

and

and

what about “THE MZ ZONE” ?

IDEA 2 FOR MARK ZUCKERBERG (aka the “MZ Zone”)

Those of you who read my “Facebook Page” know that I, Renee Ashley Baker, posted an “idea” for Mark Zuckerberg (in hopes of getting 500,000 shares of “FB stock”). Now, I have another “idea” for Mr. Mark Zuckerberg (IDEA #2) wherby I, Renee Ashley Baker, would give Mark Zuckerberg “Facebook rights” to my “Newspaper Syndicated Podcast”. I, Renee Ashley Baker, would give Mark Zuckerberg these rights for the 500,000 shares of “Facebook Stock”…..(Mr. Zuckerberg has added many apps and entertainments to Facebook aka “Angry Birds” and “Zynga” and “Instagram”…. Perhaps– my “Syndicated Podcast” would be “entertaining enough” to get Facebook users OFF OF THEIR MOBILES and back to their Facebook’s pages where they can view my “entertaining” OMG-type “podcast”…..)

AND…..AND….AND…..

ABOUT…..

HURRICANE SANDY….BEFORE, DURING, AND AFTER….

IDEA 3 (for Disaster Preparedness)

Renee Ashley Baker’s idea for “Disaster Preparedness”?

How about having a “list” of “Disaster Helpers” who will “swing into action” in a catastrophe such as Hurricane Sandy? Meaning helicopter companies and pilots, airplane charter companies and pilots, and manufacturing companies (blankets, apparel, and other needed items–especially FOOD). Volunteers in States (other than the “catastrophe state”) would begin dialing the above “manufacturing” companies and arranging for “delivery” of “needed items”. This–all “Volunteer Disaster Bank” would work “outside of” but possibly “in tandem with” FEMA…..Of course, the “helicopter, airplane charter and manufacturing companies” would be able to “write these donations off their income taxes”….

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AND…I HAVE TO KEEP SAYING IT BUT…..

MY ANSWER IS “STILL NO” TO DENVER’S D-LIST COWTOWN FILM INDUSTRY…..AND “NO” TO MELANIE, NO TO COLUMBIA, NO TO GEFFEN, NO TO JULIA ROBERTS, NO TO ANGELINA JOLIE AND STILL NO TO MADONNA. NO TO BOOKS, NO TO UNIVERSAL , NO TO WARNER BROS …..NO TO ALL OTHERS I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, PREVIOUSLY SAID “NO” TO….

I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, WILL BE MOVING TO WASHINGTON DC FOR A YEAR…..THEN, ON TO FRANCE (TO HOPEFULLY, WORK FOR THE WERTHEIMERS AND “ERMA FRENCH PERFUME AND DESIGN”….)

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NOW SCROLL DOWN FOR “DISASTER PREPAREDNESS PRODUCTS” (AND FOR MY #MUSIC VIDEO, #VIDEO CONTEST….)

The Obamas and the Democratic National Convention (plus Good-Bye Neil, Phyllis and Ron…And…Security for Body and Home)

September 1, 2012

View Renee’s Videos…. Click On Vivitar Video Cam Above….

and….ALL NEXT WEEK….

HEY DNC: WANT THE PERFECT COMEBACK ?

THE REMIX: Draft dodger…Tax dodger…Truth dodger…and…with a name like “MiTT”…Artful dodger….(“Hey look, there HE goes, just as octogenarian Clint Eastwood is sitting down to talk with him !”)…HA, HA, HA … L…OL….

plus, plus, plus

GOOD-BYE TO NEIL, PHYLLIS, AND RON….(FROM RENEE ASHLEY BAKER)

and

SHOUT OUT TO THE CEO / PRESIDENT OF XM/SIRIUS RADIO…..

How Bout It XM ?

I, Renee Ashley Baker, would like a $10 Million Dollar Deal with XM/Sirius Radio….(Meaning, $2 million dollars a year for 5 years. Plus, I, Renee Ashley Baker, will OWN 30% of my XM radio show…plus…I, Renee Ashley Baker, will broadcast my XM radio show from Paris France…..(I’ll have guests on my radio show that will SURPRISE everyone….)

and

FOR THE LADIES IN THE HOUSE? RENEE’S FAVORITE SHOE DESIGNER….JIMMY CHOO…..

You can buy these Royal Blue Choos at Net-A-Porter (for $2500)

Fabulous….Jimmy Choo Royal Blue Suede Shoes (and Renee Ashley Baker ?)

For Casual Wear (in suede) I, Renee Ashley Baker, love suede shoes. I, Renee Ashley Baker, have been wearing suede shoes since I was 2 years old. At seven years of age I had a mulit-colored pair of suede shoes which became my favorite shoes to wear… (That is me, Renee Ashley Baker above, at age two, wearing brown suede Mary Janes and a pink dress). My favorite casual suede shoes to wear now are the ones pictured below….They are “suede desert boots” by KEDS and I have a pair in purple and a pair in pink (they are special order from Neiman Marcus)….

NOW

FOR THE MAN OF THE HOUSE….

WHO IS WATCHNG THE HOUSE?

Multi-Camera Security Can Do It For You….

Visit: http://www.logitech.com/en-us/video-security-systems

and

TO KEEP THINGS UNDER PUSH BUTTON CONTROL? (TRY THE HOME SECURITY COMPANIES BELOW)

Intel Home Dashboard

Schlage Security Link

AND WHAT ABOUT….
BODY GUARD PROTECTION IN AN APP?

(TRY PERSONAL SAFETY VIA A SECURITY APP)

A Phone App that ads (panic button) security in certain unsafe situations.
VISIT: http://www.trymyforcenow.com/

AND

WHAT ABOUT MOBILE HELP (IN A WRIST BAND) ?

VISIT: http://www.mobilehelpnow.com/

and

IF YOU ARE MORE AGGRESSIVE? (THEN YOU NEED MORE FIRE POWER)

Ultimate Concealed Carry Holster

VISIT: http://ultimateconcealedcarry.com

BECOME A SKILLED MARKSMAN….

TAKE FIREARMS TRAINING….
VISIT:https://gandermtnacademy.gandermountain.com/

AND….

WHAT ELSE IS NEW IN HOME SECURITY?

for more info on this product
VISIT: http://www.armorconcepts.com/Our-Solutions/Door-Jamb-Armor

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Travel In Style: Renee Ashley Baker’s Luxury Travel Guide (plus Whitney Houston still Sparkles)

July 31, 2012

The Beautiful Mrs. A

Now click on Both Queens To View Two New videos….

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strong>Renee Ashley Baker’s “Futuristic” Offices In Paris France(wHY nOT ?)

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be residing in Paris France working in the “fashion and beauty industry” WITHOUT GALE/GAIL….I, Renee Ashley Baker, be wearing my $7,000 Chanel suits to work everyday for ERMA FRENCH PERFUME AND DESIGN…. (hopefully majority–that is 70%– owned by the Wertheimer Brothers).
I, Renee Ashley Baker, will become a “citizen of France”….

NO TO CHARLIZE THERON, No to Paula, No to Gaga, No to Madonna (and No to Ben Afleck he’s still a sissy)…..

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SUMMER IS STILL HERE. NEED SOME PLACE TO GO?

TRY RENEE ASHLEY BAKER'S "FAVORITE" PRIVATE ISLANDS….

(Try Petit St. Vincent. The rates are from $1350 per night; book at: psvresort.com)

THERE’S SKORPIOS

(The site of Renee Ashley Baker’s Wedding?)

THERE’S MUSTIQUE:

(Gingerbread Houses on The “Royal” Islands)

THERE’S LYFORD CAY:

and

FOR SALE: BUCK ISLAND

(For just $50 Million)

The property has 43 acres, a main building, a satellite master bedroom, and three guest houses…

SO….

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER WILL BE MOVING TO FRANCE….and traveling in style….

HOW TO TRAVEL IN STYLE

(RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S TRAVEL GUIDE….)

Renee’s Favorite Travel Guides Are: Fisher’s Travel Agency (in New York City) and for those “do-it-yourself” (Luxe City Travel Guides by Louis Vuitton).

and….

FOR “OH, MY ACHING BACK!”

(Pack Chanel’s Hot Water Bottle Cover)

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S FAVORITE ROLL-A-BOARD?

(Louis Vuitton’s Pegasse, of course)

TAKE YOUR iPAD EVERYWHERE?

(Pack it in style –Hermes iPad Case Below)

CANCEL OUT ALL NOISE

(Bose Head Phones Are Great)

HAVE BABY WILL TRAVEL…IN STYLE

(Baby Travel Gear by Burberry)

AND….

WHAT A WAY TO FLY?

(Take A Private Jet To The Island)

Want To Read While On Vacation ?

If You Love Romance:

(It’s Renee Ashley Baker’s Favorite….)

If You Love Politics:

AND….AFTER THE TRIP?

GO BEDDY-BYE (with Hypnos or Duxiana….)

(Renee Ashley Baker will be visiting the Hypnos and Duxiana stores in Paris France)

NOW….

HONORABLE MENTION (or…. mentioning the honorable)

First Gardens by The First Lady

(above, First Lady Michelle Obama)

and

First Lady of the Black Tea Party

(above Anita Moncrief founder of the first Black Tea Party)

and

First Lady Of Pop

Be sure and see “Sparkle” starring Whitney Houston

(opens August 17 at a theatre near you)

NOW SCROLL DOWN FOR MORE ABOUT RENEE

Queen Elizabeth, plus Michelle Obama, Michelle Pfeiffer, The Rich Koch Brothers, Who Should Play Whitney and Bill and— Whatever Happpened To Angela Y Davis?

June 1, 2012

Prince Will’s Granny (HRH Queen Elizabeth II….Diamond Jubilee….)

and

and

and

President Obama and First Lady

above, The President and The First Lady Share A Laugh

below….The Koch Brothers Share A Smile

JEWISH BROTHERS….
These Men have money–they can spend it the way they want to.

PLUS….

THE “OTHER” MICHELLE….

CATWOMAN OR BATWOMAN ?
Michelle Pfeiffer rules in the cryptic “Vampire” saga “DARK SHADOWS”….
(I, Renee Ashley Baker, never missed an episode of “Dark Shadows”. Tell me–who plays that “studering” assistant in the movie? You know that “stammering woman” who for some reason Barnaby never bit ?

PLUS…

WHO SHOULD PLAY WHITNEY HOUSTON IN THE BIG SCREEN BIOPIC ?

A Contender To Play Whitney (pretty Paula Patton?)

Also Being Considered To Play Whitney (pretty Jennifer Hudson)

Jennifer Hudson’s Bathroom
(Inside Her New $3 Million Dollar Manse Located Just Outside Chicago….)

PLUS….

BILL CLINTON WANTS “WHO” TO PLAY HIM IN THE MOVIE?

I THOUGHT DENNIS QUAID ALREADY DID….

AND

WHAT

ABOUT

A

BIG SCREEN BIOPIC ABOUT ANGELA DAVIS?

SOMEBODY IN HOLLYWOOD SHOULD PRODUCE ONE…

(SCROLL DOWN TO VIEW ONE OF MY CASTING SUGGESTIONS….

p. s. I ALSO LIKE BRITISH ACTRESS THANDIE NEWTON)